Oney Plays Snowboard Kids 2 - Oney Sleighs

[@altf4games]

Player 4 is on a roll

[@theargawalathing]

AltF4Games Player 4 is on a snore

[@vladey96]

Lol du Opfer schaust diese funny bois

[@voicehead]

player 4 is being a door

[@voicehead]

se

[@paparoporusclaussiux5933]

deadlockStudios player 4 have the force

[@Granetdud]

Dingdong silently picking the Straw Hat for the penguin was cute.

[@whi7low]

Granetdud kiss him then

[@kennethkay7226]

he knew it was the best one

[@madmanpecos]

I don’t get it

[@kenwynnelson6340]

@@madmanpecos 4:05

[@Sillylilgrill]

fune

[@lizerdspherex]

Player 4 is a sculpture by an Australian artist that worked with car testers to see what it would take for a human being to naturally be able to survive a car crash.

[@D0NTST4RT]

please tell me this is true

[@puzzlehorn411]

D0NTST4RT It's true, in fact I think people have been talking about it for a while now. It actually was shown at my local art gallery towards the start of this year some time.

[@Rosa-jo3uq]

Thank God, I thought that was a real person

[@rottingpigflesh8203]

and his name is Graham the car proof man!

[@Sillylilgrill]

Yes

[@SundaySmiles1]

Remember that time Chris was responsible for the Iraq war?

[@srbrant5391]

That was a great episode.

[@MetaWulfTV]

Remember when Chris died in space as a NASA veteran

[@gorillazisjustblurforweabo6411]

[Roll Family Guy cutaway of Chris starting Iraq war]

[@AKAdaJoker14]

That little scamp

[@Self-Referential]

Gorillaz is just Blur for weaboos Holy crap, Lois. This is just like the time that Chris started the Iraq war.

[@Gengar227]

10:15 GOD I love chris's laugh

[@TrueEnding]

Player 4 is quite handsome

[@samuelhofer7099]

TrueEnding you must be his twin

[@matt0_o]

Is 1995 your birth year?

[@McNuuuuggggiiiieeeessss]

It’s u

[@MisteAnimation]

That 4th player looks a bit sick.

[@g3nre267]

Mr Miste looks like an eye in a way

[@BootyBeef]

StayLegendary Nah, I'd say it looks more like a blurry, zoomed in asshole.

[@mattheus951]

*looks a bit thicc

[@Endersgame00]

That's supposedly what a human would look like if they could optimally survive car crashes or something.

[@nnje3371]

Mr Miste 4th player is the 4th kind

[@Seantendo]

The "love and meth" joke is almost too good to be an accident.

[@Makocat]

The best things in this world were accidents. Like my son

[@teapeaa]

Fhjgifgf timestamp?

[@dyavie]

@@teapeaa hey bazinga idk if you still need the timestamp but it's 9:55

[@captainimperialism4568]

Bobby Peru The bathtub bit actually made me sick to my stomach laughing

[@sjcrocker98]

I was thinking they might go on a Korn discussion, but it went so much better xD

[@insaneloke4215]

The art for this episode features the hill from "stupid sexy flanders" simpson episode

[@flgryog705]

I knew that hill was familiar.

[@sigmatic__]

Just realized the Player 4 image slowly scrolling well played

[@RusselledJimmy]

"I like the idea of smoking ice." - Julian 2017

[@tomtinker8220]

talk about getting high on life.

[@ethanrodriguez7061]

I do that all the time, as well as read the bibble

[@krangledangle]

This was the golden era of OneyPlays

[@Nachoandburriteo]

I really love how Julian just can’t figure this game out, while chris and dingdong make the funny jokes, Julian just tries his best to play the game.

[@Kumaclaws]

A snowboard... I'LL STEAL IT! *NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW*

[@derpaboopderp1286]

haha i get it

[@Nosferatu981]

Unhand her, Dan Backslide!

[@mann-nova9392]

I'll know

[@victorabh8902]

You'll know

[@mikekazz5353]

I miss watching the Dover boys cartoon.

[@dexter3401]

The fourth player's picture is from a science article where they imagined humans evolving to survive the force of a car crash.

[@Brimbo]

MasteredBliss I thought it was a colonoscopy

[@aes602]

*the force of a car crash

[@finnsaucellasdnaem8257]

Gimlisac What?

[@beautifulsauce]

@@davidlynchgaming yeah my blanket is the new transportation

[@crisptomato9495]

Yeah it was a PSA to get people to wear their seatbelts.

[@BekkiTurbo]

"Klux Team Racing" I'm dead

[@Kris-ck2md]

They talk about hooging droogs and all I can think of is Julian bear-hugging the Clockwork Orange crew all at once.

[@KingdomHeartsAwesome]

Love and meth will forever be my favorite OneyPlays moment (next to an extremely f*ggy movie). It makes me laugh without fail.

[@sjcrocker98]

I listen to these while I work, and when the Love and Meth part came around I COLLAPSED in our back room I was laughing so hard, struggling not to be too noisy. That is LEGEND level improv skill.

[@reedajones]

I wish i was in a trio of friends like this

[@thales3772]

Reed Jones would you like to be my friend we would only need another one

[@CIubDuck]

feelsbadman

[@AzafuseKingTora]

i can be the wacky man like zack.

[@sloppyphart7879]

@@AzafuseKingTora no

[@headache--]

"I like the idea of smoking ice" In Australia we call meth 'Ice'

[@rustyshackleford2728]

This is the game I rented ALL the time with my cousins. Loved the bandage on nose guy because guys with face injuries were cool to me then, like Squall.

[@puffthemagicpestilence3313]

DingDong and Julian: KZbin commenters always get us confused with each other. Chris: Okay, this one's for DingDong, "T.T.T." Julian: Total Tortoise Torsion

[@chackie101]

Idk why but your guy's dialogue during this makes this one of my favorite vids you've done

[@beholder-us6hk]

i am a welder and can confirm it is not possible to weld fingers to desk, i sadly speak from experience.

[@klg9549]

jay Weldid you get out of that one okay?

[@beholder-us6hk]

besides a few scars, i guess i'll STICK to flux core for now. (that was a welding joke i promise)

[@Abdega]

Not with THAT attitude

[@georgesimson9807]

Bagingi for President 2020

[@KBvidss]

Bagingi is a candidate 😳😳

[@tentacion2500]

This was the first console game I ever played so this episode brings back a lot of memories

[@bingotheooo]

9:55 i forgot how great this segment is

[@LegendOfRian]

The game looks nicer now that I can see it

[@jorge_cloonez4984]

Chris keeps singing to the tune of Another Day of Sun from La La Land.

[@madisonjones8794]

When you smoke ice you get highdrated

[@cannedmeat]

BOO

[@madisonjones8794]

Ok

[@shaynehughes6645]

I liked it

[@IAMSTUPISDAODSKJOASK]

whoa i loved this game a lot as a kid.

[@Jordanlolqwerty]

Chris is Sonic, Julian is Tails, and Dingdong is clearly Shadow.

[@sjcrocker98]

Shadow or Knuckles, yeah.

[@joshriley2936]

@@sjcrocker98 Both are known for saying when someone didn't say something or can't say something.

[@snausages43]

Game Grumps play shitty Steam games for Christmas, Oney Plays actually puts some thought into it and finds games with a winter aesthetic to make them relevant to Christmas. Thanks for actually making an effort, guys.

[@ultimateblong]

Bad Hombre Game grumps sold out to oculus thats why. They're too rich to care at this point

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Well Arin maybe, Danny doesn't have much control over what is played. Plus Dan's too ill to care right now anyway, giving Arin the sass he deserves.

[@yikes5683]

They're only playing DDLC right now because of the high demand...

[@thales3772]

oney plays is on a complete different level

[@weegee_hates_the_blind]

Samantha Berner they only did the last two episodes so everyone could see their reaction to sayori hanging hershef, that's all

[@MrThemanofdoom]

I remember this game way too well

[@TheShadowHatter]

This is so weird for me to see this game actually becoming an Oneyplays episode on the same day I was working on a video from the exact same developers/publishers on their other video game Trap Gunner. Now I want these boys to play Trap Gunner because it's actually a pretty decent game.

[@Radical_Sir]

This was my absolute favorite game to rent at Hollywood Video as a kid.

[@melkyman11]

so happy I'm in the video

[@colovrblind]

I about choked to death when Julian said he'd put the water in a bong.

[@meatguydudeperson]

"My Grandmother, she fights the darkness every night" Yeah my Grandma suffered from dementia too.

[@KaelStarcutter]

"I want to subdivide her faces until she's too smooth to touch." - Dangles Drongell 2017

[@BakedBreadBrandon]

This one got me so good you guys were on point the whole time I love you

[@BakedBreadBrandon]

so much

[@CrashFan00]

Merry Christmas EVERYONE!

[@CrashFan00]

Your welcome! :) and Thank You :D

[@immortalpuffin6643]

10:14 I still die of laughter 5 years later

[@brendancrawford6765]

5:07 OW you hurt my pig

[@goblord1700]

why is julian here? why is julian here you might ask? when he's no good at even a game such as Snowboard Kids 2? because he's a real funneh good boi that's why

[@Mike_Nolan_VO]

I love just listening to these guys while I’m playing a game, always makes me laugh, I also think that one of them could have a stroke during a video and no one would notice

[@madison5645]

If you're Jewish or Muslim, Merry Christmas. If you're a Christian, Happy Holidays.

[@iCeMaNtHeBeSt]

Player 4 FTW

[@redrum86]

I had a Marvin the Martian lunchbox when I was in elementary school.

[@Nyctosuba]

Alright Fellas; to discover the next piece of OneyPlays lore, we have to find out just what in the heck is on Player 4’s screen, beyond the blur. Personally, I’m seeing one of those Retro Astronaut helmest. Maybe Moonman.

[@zacharyd6302]

"I like the idea if smoking ice" That's Meth Julian

[@GLUNCH420]

btw, ice is slang for meth in australia. so when you guys were talking about smoking ice, it sounded like a conversation id hear on a train going south east

[@thomassvevo]

This has to be one the funniest videos the funny boys have made

[@eleanorprice2349]

The return of Penguosis...

[@Elias_Warshop]

Someone's never hit an ice bong before.

[@minerpig04]

I think it would be funny if the 4th player spot was a live tucker carlson reaction. This vid came out way before that meme but that concept sounds like a hoot

[@FrinxYell]

the oney sleighs intro kills me everytime

[@DonajaMarjun]

The 4th player looks like a good boy

[@JazRO_]

All I want for Christmas is spaghetti

[@Sean-sy6po]

Did anyone else get scared when hyper realistic blood came out of Graham's eyes?

[@jhonerycontreras9676]

The polar express reboot plz

[@d.obrien2892]

Gotta love that car crash human.

[@stonecalm5532]

Me and Ding dong said “jaundice” at the same time LOL

[@ld6000]

Happy Holidays, boys! Here's to seein' you get up to more tomfoolery in 2018.

[@Arceedos]

This is one of my favorite thumbnails. Love these good boys

[@Boomervision]

there was a cyst on my sister so i thought id assist her but she was so pissed from that cyst it made her hiss

[@CoolBackPackk]

I got this in my recommended and I thought this was a new episode

[@Top10WizardReviews]

In that Sony patent, the guy is watching someone get shot on tv. It's not even like an action movie. Just someone standing there with a pistol gunning down another human being.

[@Top10WizardReviews]

I would hug a bug for a drug.

[@lelepoopoo]

I still don’t understand the “my girl died because I was thinkin too hard” bit

[@yikeyikeyike]

12:24 this whole section fucks me up

[@lessersharks]

10:10 is still one of the best quick witted jokes i’ve heard. god bless you dengdeng

[@jasontentacles4038]

if you smoke ice you're just drinking water

[@TemmiePlays]

Oneyplays a game where the CPU always is in first

[@nightzzmixx]

It depresses me that I knew what the 4th screen was before it showed up fully.

[@brodieknight772]

If the kid's first point was that he was 3 years old when the towers got blown, what was his second point?

[@wahbucket501]

Oneyplays Multiplayer gives me life.

[@leisatheskelegal8725]

Meri Crimbus

[@BrassWing]

Every moment of this video was quotable gold

[@alanfoxwolf7233]

This is my first time watching this ever January 2023

[@thebrunssss]

i didnt even notice player 4 until 14:56

[@kassiebohannon5131]

What a fun time

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Hark, the funee boys!

[@bassdawg441]

PBT- Press Buttons and Talk

[@nkedgun1011]

ssx tricky next? maybe some wave race 64¿

[@autello5300]

Julian is playing like me when I play with motion controls on Mario Kart for the first time, but even then I still win.

[@Spewgo]

i miss dangus and jew

[@ThePitofSidLord]

Anyone got a link to that video of the kid denying he did 9/11?

[@ojtoons2788]

Best episode of all time

[@sukdufai4368]

Is Ding Dong real

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Suk Dufai Chris grew him.

[@pipimisbiggestfan9508]

Suk Dufai no

[@tdata545]

This was one thing I NEVER understood about these games, why didn't they ever THIRD the screen, it was always quarters with a dead square.

[@Bleacherzzz]

hehehe mar-i-o

[@Kitisuneh]

MY FAV GAMEEE FROM OLD TIMES OMGGG

[@tennies9002]

Watching this influences me to talk like an imbeldorp

[@DaxmathecoolNobodie]

I love the Oney Sleighs intro the best

[@weegee_hates_the_blind]

does anyone by chance know what video they're talking about with the kid insisting he didn't do 911?

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

*KTN* *Five days later and four casual background viewings* Ohhhhhhhh! Can't believe that went over Ding Dong's head.

[@shad8x936]

I love this 4 player surprise guest

[@chubokuway]

How epic boys! Happy Holidays duddes