oneyplays being the best let's play channel

I would never get married to a lesbian.

[@mistertwister2000]

Watching OneyPlays is like listening in on the table at the back of the classroom

[@jsrenjoyer]

this is the realest comparison ive ever heard

[@spimbles]

Instantly made it lame

[@burgbass]

Nah it’s the forbidden cafeteria table

[@haiperbus]

other people were paying atte4ntion to us?

[@Mattormus]

*takes out my cock*

[@peein_gas]

adam's dialogues sometimes feel ai genererated -"i don't think she'd be proud of me" -"i think she'd be really proud" -"i think so too!" -"i don't think she's proud of you anyway" -"yeah that's a good point"

[@Poliswag7]

That’s what smoking weed every day at a young age does

[@dennismoose2152]

adam is an ai a.d.a.m. automated dialogue as man

[@dael1438]

npc dialogue

[@raging100]

@@Poliswag7mkay mom.

[@foxtopuscreations6046]

​@@Poliswag7Ermmmm actually it was Salvia, Adam Ragusea has never once EVER smoked crack with his best friend Hunter.

[@zyzzsdisciples6707]

Chris O’Neill’s face does not look like something that belongs in the 21st century. More like something you’d expect to see around 450 to 1250

[@LiquidRat420]

Probably because he is Irish

[@el.blanco8961]

Chris looks like he's ready to pull a sword out of an ancient rock at any moment.

[@elmerjfapp5730]

when you're a irish car bomber or a limmy person you tend to have the facial features and nuances of old world appearance. how do i know this? because i am one and she turned the weeun's against me

[@Nutoleon]

Chris looks like he been farming and eating gruel his whole life

[@puffymarshmellow3149]

Ireland

[@18andAboveV]

dark cory makes an appearance on the thumbnail!

[@megaultradamn]

Dark Orrey

[@gaysatan4565]

He looks like the fucking intruder in Mandela Catalog

[@doctorgrubious7725]

I thought it was like a Down syndrome Sam Hyde

[@d00gz_]

Darth Beck

[@Chibblechabble]

Cory’s making maidens moist and wanting ❤

[@oksobasicallyimmonky]

'They were SUPER Irish names' 'Magnifica and T H E B O R G'

[@kiwi_arms]

underrated

[@Khornecussion]

@@kiwi_arms Good ol' Borg Paskhenti O'neill.

[@The_Wampy]

11:50 for anyone interested

[@invaderchimpus]

5:15 this part always fucking kills me. zach's disappointed "chris... chris...", and chris doubling down and going "that's good" is just gold

[@GuitarSlayer136]

OOOOOOOOOMPHHHH

[@7783DEATH]

He was channeling dingdong there

[@hughjasssssssss]

Lol “that’s good… women will cum when they hear that”

[@Emily8468]

Every time I hear that I picture JumperJraws' animation, so I imagine Zach says it with fear rather than disappointment 😂

[@skethy2333]

0:22 i feel like chris apologized because everyone in the room was staring at him in disbelief

[@packis7541]

The dead silence afterwards makes this part pure gold.

[@Dylanafewnumbers]

I've always imagined the opposite where everyone is just looking at the screen/down in silence and Chris apologizes after no one makes eye contact

[@egg2520]

The voice he says it in and the obvious lack of direction in what he said, and THEN the silence. No wonder Chris fell apart

[@ubermaster134]

And Corey's "This is what all men think about" after is also perfect

[@TheAndrewj96]

@@ubermaster134”guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting”

[@msthecommentator2863]

Oney and co. always manage to make the most cringey, awkward content funny as hell and infinitely quotable. "I know people who DIED at that shit!" and "You have NOTHING, no talent!" are prime examples.

[@Corkoth55]

You're no artist! An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity!

[@Supersmellerdude]

Every time they bring up the trumpet guy, I always am pleased by their impressions of him. Gives me a green shit eating grin from ear to ear every time

[@cshimp10]

"The moment my child is boring I will kill it." is the worst yet possibly funniest phrase I've ever heard.

[@PinkManGuy]

YOURE A NO TALENT! MEDIOCRE! PIECE OF SHIT!!! *throws bag of worms on the ground*

[@theendoftheworld9921]

4:33 my favorite thing here is the gameplay of him just running around aimlessly while explaining this insane story

[@pillgrimm]

there's like a universal phenomenon of just running and jumping in a videogame while you're on the phone and I think that's what's on display here

[@agrubohub4009]

What's still impressive is how this channel was just meant to be just a side thing for Chris because everyone were doing it back in 2014 but then it managed to outlive other ones like Super Best Friends Play(RIP) and far more

[@MathiasAblazed]

Pour one out for our boys, their dynamic is missed.

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

SKULLGIIIIIIIIIIIRLS

[@gkkk2735]

I think it helps that the guys keep the channel really casual. That and unlike alot of other channels, their isn't as much infighting if any

[@agents8318]

@@gkkk2735yeah they don’t treat it like a business it’s just a group of friends playing games

[@Squashylemon]

Damn, I miss Super Best Friends.... I feel like Patt was the reason they broke up he was just way to aggressive.

[@PussInBoot414]

Chris really does look like a medieval peasant

[@moppupaws]

he is one

[@johnwalker5614]

Yeah it's called being Irish

[@andrewarnold9818]

He looks like the forgotten Weasley cousin

[@joshuawilliams9247]

No he looks like a medieval jester

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

It's the taters and Guinness.

[@sapermader2198]

5:58 "no! If he dies we'll be sent back like 48 chapers!" "Did we save recently?" "NO!" "Whats the run button?" Legitimately brought me straight back to highschool 😂 the exact type of argument me and my friends would have.

[@moppupaws]

to this day my boyfriend and i still say "siri meweeheeheehee"

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

Dude rethinking the 9/11 bit is so fucking funny He knew people who died on 9/11 The guy with the Osama Bin Laden beard knew people who died at that shit

[@artandstuffproductions3640]

The pilots who hijacked the planes were his best friends, those are the people he knew who died in that sh*t

[@SCWood]

Someone trying to ERP at an improv class is the funniest scenario the oneys have ever come up with

[@prolevelcallout4597]

The fact that he pitifully apologizes after makes it even funnier

[@ayeg-dp5to]

the rat dancing video is a modern classic now

[@DirtySoulsTV]

That's how my dreams open now.

[@megaultradamn]

Cory's ska chanting sealed the deal

[@msthecommentator2863]

*Rats, rats, we are the rats* *celebrating yet another birthday bash*

[@Leg_Man]

28:39 I love that zach says Amy Rose but then immediately corrects himself to reference guptill

[@fartmicrowave]

I've seen all of these moments numerous times but that's not gonna stop me from watching every compilation anyway

[@NemaDraws]

The moments where they break from the bits and get awkwardly worried are the best

[@BeanbonVG]

With all the shit they say it’s really funny to see their jokes sometimes flop and them laughing at the uncomfortable silence when it’s too much

[@McDuders]

17:46 "Heeey!" Burns fucking dies.

[@banditdeluxe1310]

Science could learn so much from studying the brain functions of both Cory and Adam, but we don't have the tech yet.

[@kuunt6065]

the technology isn't sensitive enough to sense their brain waves

[@slingshotnerd]

@@kuunt6065I’m 80% sure if we use today’s instruments it would explode mid data collection

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

​@@slingshotnerdit would be like the Roger Rabbit scene in _A Nightmare On Elm Street._

[@BakaBroski]

Adam is the human embodiment of an Oblivion conversation

[@Creativemind28490]

I lol'ed so hard at this

[@Colonel_Mustsard]

my favourite thing about compilation channels is that they NEVER make all the clips the same volume, so I have to turn up whisper quiet volume then have my speakers blown out on the next clip

[@LiquidRat420]

My bad man the editor I use is shit with audio but if you want to try and make every clip the same amount of loudness be my guest

[@Colonel_Mustsard]

@@LiquidRat420 if I was going to make a compilation I would - I think there are enough of those now though

[@Havokwreaker]

15:36 has to be my favorite DingDong moment.

[@msthecommentator2863]

Literally cannot watch this clip without losing my shit 😂

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

I miss DD and Julian

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

@@STOPPEDINCOLORADO Don’t we all

[@Tee-Birds-Stupid-Baby-Account]

siri me wee he hee

[@Lotrnd]

13:06 the simultaneous “oh my god”

[@Slop_Dogg]

Chris & Zach fusion. Chrach.

[@tahutoa]

@@Slop_Dogg pronounced as "cratch" "crotch" if you're English

[@mhead1117]

What about it?

[@mhead1117]

What about it?

[@Kids_Scissors]

4:52 Lyle's laughter is so contagious here lmao

[@Oscarous64]

Okay the first clip got me convinced that this is indeed a very good compilation

[@sillygoose420]

that’s what’s going on in my mind at all times

[@BeanbonVG]

The bit about the FIFTEEN demons always gets me

[@StompaJay]

As soon as I saw your comment that part of the video played😂

[@blondy6472]

this guy sounds like the yellow person from smiling friends

[@Creativemind28490]

Tis'

[@blondy6472]

@@Creativemind28490 🤯

[@rpghorrorfan879]

lmfao @@blondy6472

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

No he doesn't.

[@blondy6472]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy mhmmmmmmmm

[@dankbison]

15:15 u choppa da sushi u unchoppa da sushi kills me

[@CrystalController]

The patty and selma part of Springfield vr will never not be amazing.. the complete odds of saying that and them appearing is so well timed

[@serpicopiu3591]

17:29 immediately can tell this is a lie without him having to elaborate cause ain't no way this mf wouldn't have said DIED

[@CrisisMoon7]

0:19 I love the silence 16:10 oh Adam 25:09 good improve

[@fortifiedhill]

i keep forgetting chris looks like that . he calls himself fat but he looks skinny as hell to me ...

[@LiquidRat420]

He actually phototshops his face on random people he actually never goes outside

[@radfatdaddy4169]

​@@LiquidRat420 That's because any exposure to non Irish sunlight will kill him.

[@sansisntness]

he used to be a bit pudgy but he’s really leaned up in the last couple years

[@E_blanknamehere]

The LA air infected cory

[@okamisamakun]

CORY'S HEAD ISN'T SQUARE SHAPPED????!!!

[@nakookan2516]

I can't take adam and cory sometimes, they both in different ways seem like an alien race tried to make a human and somehow ended up creating them lol

[@NoodleOrgans]

2:31 to be fair…chris said “go inside” 😭

[@Jacon8r]

19:45 I have not laughed this hard in years there's literal tears coming out my eyes.

[@Khornecussion]

My favorite thing that I still quote to my girlfriend: " Eugh. I came all the way from Philly 'cause nobody there will f*ck me. " and now she has started doing the Jeff " eugh " like I do.

[@Pinnaporaptor]

The contagion continues to spread

[@ANTN96]

It's so over. 😔

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

that first clip really sums up the oneyplays experience

[@EsteemedReptile]

Guhbuh bagga badaabadoo!

[@kraktjoetv]

@@EsteemedReptilehey! hey! hey! hey!

[@bdablader95]

12:26 to this day is my favorite Ding-Dong sass moment

[@EaSyMoNeY277]

barony has a arachnophobia mode, it replaces all the giant terrifying spiders with giant horrifying crustaceans

[@beni6216]

Good vid! Keep it up. Loved seeing some of the less popular bits that you dont see in every best of or compilation.

[@monadoboy]

your icon is a fucking jumpscare from my childhood

[@LiquidRat420]

Thank you man I love the lesser known parts because they are always fucking gold

[@jinxmclastname9212]

Your pfp gave me flashbacks

[@el.blanco8961]

Let's make an ironic WORST of Oneyplays. And show parts in between jokes.

[@LiquidRat420]

@el.blanco8961 that's this video bro

[@vilethescum5258]

these are most of my favorite moments you're a legend

[@IDHLEB]

Hello Cory, Ronald Reagan here

[@Radi_vvanker]

That funny man - funny woman bit is hard to find in clip comps It cracks me up whenever it does

[@AshTronaut99]

starts c-cumming-

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

2:30 is just kind of infuriating. Adam has legit brain damage.

[@DanielDangerous]

It's iconic

[@higgsbonbon]

Adam's iconic brain damage

[@BruceRobertson-mn6pg]

Why did Chris say inside? He was looking for an inside

[@frogberriez]

watching this channel from 2016 til present really shaped my entire sense of humor, taste in basically everything. literally life changing

[@jasonsnusberry3654]

The indecent on isle 7 one will never not be funny

[@BeanbonVG]

The rugrats playthrough is a certified dd & j classic

[@jasonsnusberry3654]

@@BeanbonVG one of the best ones ever, I love how much we got to hear Julian laugh in it even though it happens a lot

[@greenfox42]

10:41 this is my secret talent whenever asked 😂

[@bobalinx8762]

Slowly turning into an adult male?

[@PuppiesOnFire9]

15:48 “siri, mi we hee hee hee”

[@crazisaturn2274]

27:52 - 28:56 is probably my favorite part of this video

[@trppstar]

i still dont even know who these goblins look like. those people in the thumbnail could be anyone for all i know

[@TheShockVox]

I pretty much just keep coming back here for the first 30 seconds. It’s enough to sustain my life force. Especially since they censor the “c-coming…” bit on the channel compilation, and that just kneecaps the delicious awkwardness

[@seansmith6255]

cory wearing his iconic school shooter garb

[@Joeljaboy]

glad u started with the dancing rats clip, my personal favorite

[@mogu4182]

This might make me sound like a schizo but the bit where Chris says sorry reminds me of Tom Fulps Cameo in smiling friends

[@Gnome-kc7pr]

*Pulls out cock* sorry

[@scottball2796]

Well Tom ruined a nice family dinner by vomiting and Chris ruined a bit about a funni man and a funni woman by pulling his cock out and cumming

[@GrievousReborn]

I wish there was a cut of this with only Julian ding dong and Chris

[@trendybistro]

But they aren't funny

[@slaturwinters1828]

Chris looks so much like his uncle, both funny guys 🤟🏼🤟🏼

[@floga10]

Amazing selection 1:40 has been one of my favorite moments for years

[@saprogeist31]

2:20 every time I see gameplay of Lego City Undercover I get a little mad at how fun it looks

[@wahteve2173]

Love the vid, such a good compilation

[@LiquidRat420]

Thank you so much man

[@cristianmanjarrez417]

P Diddy Kong...I'm racist

[@lawsontake7383]

2:29 that wasn't even Adams fault, Chris said "go inside" and then gets mad when he tries to go inside the building 😂

[@sillybillywonkers]

third night falling asleep to this ty

[@craeshendo]

Lovin' the thumbnail of Chris and Cory in their iconic legacy garb.

[@Plebblo]

I'm so glad this channel exists its honestly a blessing that it does

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

That guy in the thumbnail looks like a healthier Armenian Cory

[@FunkleSauce]

Jeff is in all of these. Coincidence?!?

[@RayTheomo]

26:40 i really liked that joke

[@AdrianCruz_]

19:36 🤣 I was weezin. I started listening to OneyPlays comps in the background while i do stuff and this just made me wheeze so much

[@ness1278]

Ive never seen that clip of adam at the beginning, it tells so much about his character lol

[@snerttt]

Holy shit is that dark cory

[@JAYZ-47465]

Not even seconds in and we get a Zach moment, truly one of the greatest things of all time 🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@waxwax3142]

still to this day wonder what jeff's elementary story was

[@zincpodzzz]

What a perfect video to start with at the beginning lol

[@ClarkieReidri]

I could listen to Zach and Chris riff for hours

[@PseudoWounds]

Fantastic comp

[@thetaxman2359]

20:17 they say "pal" or "mate" usually

[@Zaanse_Mayo]

The video got better when he screamed

[@jackalexande]

I got this video recommended to me twice on two separate accounts lol

[@samjacobson6424]

I think about “indecent on aisle 7” so much

[@wasumyon6147]

That thumbnail image is still one of the funniest things in the world.

[@donfabian1125]

This is why sleepy cabin will forever be goated, or this is mafia?

[@MrStachey97]

“Hello Cory Ronald Reagan here.”

[@ThomasBearsOfficial]

Adam really is THE himbo

[@PapaLuge]

That image is far too sinister for a cold frosty morning like today

[@TheVOODOO271]

Consider more

[@LiquidRat420]

Lol no

[@TheVOODOO271]

@@LiquidRat420damn...

[@an8790]

​@@TheVOODOO271I read that in Shadows voice. Not here, damn...

[@TheVOODOO271]

@@an8790 exactly how I meant it boi

[@tahutoa]

22:42 he makes this same noise of pure angst after Alphys compares herself to a trashcan.

[@uzimakiking]

bestplays of coreyplays

[@LiquidRat420]

I love Mr sonic

[@youngkhronic2243]

Day 9682 of listening to oney plays. Still cannot figure out if adam is playing a character. It's dark, and tomar robbed me of all my emeralds

[@lewez873]

This is a fantastic comp but where did you find that image for the thumbnail? I never seen it before

[@LiquidRat420]

Thank you so much man. damn I don't really remember I think it was just on some fanpage

[@rylander2002]

great comp bro

[@LiquidRat420]

Thank you so much dawg 👞

[@FaLL0uTZ0mBie]

I swear the first 10 seconds feel like it could’ve been in an actual kids movie like chicken run 😂

[@gpmegaman]

Julian wasn't the funniest, but man he had the most infectious laughter

[@LiquidRat420]

Who doesn't love Julian

[@reallyhim410]

Ding Dong was funny enough for both of them, plus their chemistry with Chris was unmatched.

[@samb_air]

Julian and Ding Dong are still pretty good in their current streams, but it definitely loses something without Chris bouncing off of them

[@BeanieFlare]

Watching oneyplays is like sitting with the weird kids at lunchtime

[@LiquidRat420]

Bro thinks he's mistertwister2000

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

:|

[@p3ng00]

All I see is dancing rats and I know this video is going to be good dancing rats should be in the intro of every video.

[@dampierre99]

I don't ever want to see their faces. I can't think of them as humans

[@complextwitter653]

15:32 Im fucking crying😂