NOITA (Complete Series)

[@Drewbie176]

I enjoy how annoyed Tomar gets at Chris’s cowardice in the early episodes. His rage was kinda scary though, you can tell Chris is lucky to be alive.

[@M..J..]

I am both Tomar and Chris.

[@Jasper_Silva]

Chris is braver than all of us sitting besides Tomar regularly

[@RayFog1]

@@Jasper_Silva someone has to calm the beast I suppose

[@ericanightshade]

Tomar could really stand to install a bionic upgrade that shows him how full of urine and/or feces he is.

[@Psychobum91932]

@@M..J.. Chromar

[@t850terminator]

Zach's voice reminds me of Charlie from Smiling Friends

[@PinxTwink]

SMH -_-

[@aurbain4000]

It's uncanny!

[@uhoh3267]

You might be on to something

[@P1aymor]

Haha!

[@homelessgenie3366]

Weird. I'm pretty sure that's Danny DeVito

[@Athicay]

I can’t stop rewatching this video every week or two, it’s 6 hours of pure entertainment and what conversations with friends should be

[@TerryHesticles87]

Never had such a love/hate relationship with a game before in my life. All my deaths are utterly idiotic, and my own fault, and I keep coming back.

[@superchroma]

Nethack is kind of like that.

[@williaml840]

​@@superchroma Nethack does have some pretty trollish ways of killing that you could have had no idea about beforehand.

[@germpot]

This sounds like addiction. You need to check yourself into a Noita clinic, and they'll use their spooky witchcraft to clear your mind of Noita-related thoughts. They use this mechanism called a "drill", and they use it to enter your mind, and shred the parts of your mind that are infected. My legs don't work no more, but the witches said that's because of Noita destroying the surrounding areas of my mind in retaliation. Of course, that was a huge fucking waste, because I'm watching this video.

[@chungosbruhthe1st]

Except when a worm angers the gods, that’s the only bullshit thing in the game

[@Numbabu]

@@superchroma I am in complete disbelief that someone mentioned Nethack on an Oneyplays video. The two side of my soul are finally meeting and it’s going to destroy me.

[@sithic2241]

Well I looked up “Why is Tweety bird” and we got “A Cucumber Icon” close enough well done lads

[@voadicia9593]

i still google it sometimes

[@Toastergoat]

Only cause Google filters the results to stop the cum word, I would count it as a victory

[@JakeND]

They actually did it

[@willywakka7830]

Anything for the cause ✊

[@supperpuppy8]

We’ve reached cone icon

[@Khornecussion]

I'm still so happy Chris mentioned Powder game, because that is exactly what I thought this was based off of. I used to play Powder Game in computer lab in Junior High when I was bored and done with my school work. My teacher was even fascinated with that game when they saw me playing it and went like " Is this some kinda physics game? " And I explained to them it was a simulation game using pixelized powder pellets in place of actually rendering complex objects. They began playing it and we began showing each other our creations when I had my 2nd Period Computer Lab in 7th grade. Was fun. Good memories. I still play that, and Stick Ranger occasionally to feel like a little teenager again.

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

Powder game is really something. When Chris mentioned it he tickled a part of my mind long untouched.

[@antpaste]

@@blade4408 how tf

[@bionicdragon5]

It was banned in my high school because the other kids kept making explosives in it and the staff were a bunch of paranoid idiots.

[@MrThemanofdoom]

I instantly knew what he was talking about

[@gandalf1753]

stick ranger is totally underrated

[@orjaviisi6519]

As a Finnish person Oneys pronounciation of Kranuhiisi @ 1:53:32 brings me joy. Enemies' names in this game are in Finnish and Kranuhiisi means 'nade goblin (or just 'nade hiisi). I was a childhood friend of one of the developers, cool guy, made games with some kind of Game Maker type of program when he was like 10 probably in like 2002 or -03, happy to know that he gets to make games for a living.

[@RoachCatJr]

thats epic bruh!!!!!!!!

[@VEE0034]

@@RoachCatJr thanks super dude

[@crackedemerald4930]

Now i know the name of my greatest enemy

[@earlofill2580]

Even though you’re gaslighting thanks for the cool facts, have some Reddit gold!

[@leightonrud66]

Spoken like a true cringe redditor like uh as a Finnish person like that's so Le epic bro

[@AmericanPreacher]

Zach has a way of capturing the visceral reality of his characters in his bits and they feel more real than real.

[@johnnybravo5726]

i agree he has the ultimate screaming voice

[@crisismoon880]

18:00 Marijuana propangnda 23:56 Tomar Sludge 27:19 Glistening skin 29:02 The Noid mod 33:08 Tomar’s voice demo 34:00 Tomar’s bomb 57:43 Fire chaos 1:00:11 “I love being the Joker” 1:05:06 Tomar is a gaslighter 1:09:05 Lyle impression 1:15:07 Tomar’s cyber upgrade 1:30:10 Tomar’s red balls 1:30:56 Cool facts 1:45:45 Tomar’s real voice 1:54:38 Animal voice competition

[@Marzui4k]

29:17 Audio of a jelqer

[@RoachCatJr]

where's the rest dude

[@RoachCatJr]

where's the REST dude

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

@@RoachCatJr This ain't right we NEED the REST

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

*WHERE'S THE REST?!?!*

[@alphacode5]

So glad this series hooked me into noita, now I can complain about how chris is playing this wrong "this wand sucks" *leaves wand with amazing stats and keeps the spawn wand with a rain cloud*

[@niccudrat]

It hurts!!!!

[@Zuhukanah]

"That's a teleport wand you don't want that"

[@peterdinkler4950]

"this invisibility perk isn't doing anything, man"

[@knutandersson4606]

One can tell his understanding of wands is limited when he says that a black hole with a bullet timer is a "big good wand" but complains about a rapid fire megalaser, with no drawbacks.

[@Dragoons]

"what would i buy though" passes up 5 spark triggers he could afford

[@ashtonkilburn3276]

6 hours of Chris asking if it’s his turn yet

[@germpot]

1:28:20 is one of the greater parts of this series. Tomar says "He basically becomes the new Kony." Zach's initial response is so fucking amazing. The whole reason "Kony 2012" was a thing, and Zach's mind instantly jumps to the Witches remake.

[@xSmuggen]

Bought Noita because of these guys and had more fun with it than any multiplayer game to be released in the past 5 years

[@the_epic_gamr_boi]

Still not better than call of duty or Fortnite

[@erwins_arm]

​@@the_epic_gamr_boitroll

[@FleedleDee420]

My obsession cannot be satiated.... I've watched every single episode of Oneyplays and need MORE!!!! I need more now... Please I'm depressed and this is the only thing that makes me happy.

[@unlicensedmorgue990]

even after having watched this playthrough like a billion times, the "thirty tree" bit at the start still makes me laugh despite being objectively unfunny

[@blackbaby6977]

the way zach goes aaa rly unenthusiastically makes me happy in a rly specific way

[@euanjack6390]

@@blackbaby6977 I keep replaying that specific second hahaha

[@devilhunter1555]

timestamp?

[@blackbaby6977]

@@devilhunter1555 at the start ya dongis

[@devilhunter1555]

@@blackbaby6977 Oh thx dingus

[@christiangrant9202]

You can tell the fame hasn't gotten to them, I mean they are so humble and NOT full of jealous chakra. Truly inspired

[@ABRBD]

their epic chakra is overpowering

[@Bubblemation]

Such strong juicy chakra!

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

Chakra Con wears a fruit hat.

[@blakechildress944]

Zach has nasally chakra

[@pepesilvia429]

@@blakechildress944 Tomar has crazily chakra

[@jakass]

The first complete series that leaves me yearning for more

[@somethingsuperdankImsure1304]

"and this is my room where I store my funko pops. Quite the story they cost me about $53k for all 4 of them"

[@sgtstr3am785]

"Its mostly the alimony, child support, and the house and car she kept but hey did you see this is a Hot Topic exclusive!"

[@PixelOverlap]

I bought this game after I watched a few episodes when this was first starting

[@luckybyte]

So addicting

[@lunnihyre4215]

Was it good

[@M..J..]

@@lunnihyre4215 I made it to the end with a wand of enemy-seeking rocks, and then died to the final boss. 10/10

[@shadoxninjaable]

Same 😂

[@1nnards]

Me too and I never play it cause it’s hard as shit.

[@Tucker8720]

Me into Google: "why is Tweety bird..." Google: "...a cucumber icon" Close enough.

[@RyderMonkeyGamer]

"why was tweety bird's wife rushed to the hospital"

[@diddlyharbo9527]

@@RyderMonkeyGamer 37 gunshot wounds

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

@@diddlyharbo9527 360° spin high five!

[@maggs131]

Might be slightly off topic but ya know the Kirby video games? I just learned that there is a Kirby brand vacuum cleaner. I found that moderately interesting

[@StudentSwope]

Why is Tweety Bird a cucumber icon?

[@spacecowboy529]

in 2004 when i met joshua tomar he kept referring to things as wands. he also refused to stop saying i was using digging wands for “combat” while rummaging through my home after violently beating multiple people to a pulp. glad to see he’s better but sad to see the condition still plagues him.

[@oystersucksatgames2347]

Sad to see it go. My favorite series on this channel.

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

Yeah, it's a real gem. I've listened to it on repeat while playing Noita or getting work done like a dozen times. Never gets old, there will never be another playthrough like it. Except the Noita and Black Baby crossover event happening in May 2022

[@gwenrichard7507]

@Logan Roof News TDS... Imagine thinking your the tolerant and loving type. Would you rather hang with this guy or a Trump supporter.

[@bigmac3647]

@@gwenrichard7507 don't even respond, it's just some edgy kid's spambot.

[@jonathanpacheco9186]

@@gwenrichard7507 pl O Ok

[@lemonsuckerYT]

Oh great shit kids spambots are appearing here now too

[@nonyabizznes1316]

I’m sure someone has said something about it but “going hard in the paint” refers to someone dominating in basketball specifically Under/near the rim of the basket. Either offensively or defensively, typically offense and The paint refers to the colored square you see on modern courts. I’m sure someone else could explain this better than me

[@ezrawallet]

Yep especially if they blow past/through defenders for a layup

[@csauragusta]

"the paint" actually refers to the dormitory style housing blocks in a texas style prison system that convicts stay in until they are assigned a unit, due to the outlines painted on the floor. when new convicts enter the prison this is usually where they size each other up and determine their pecking order based on the violence they inflict on each other "going hard in the paint" basically means "i violently and aggressively establish my dominance early as soon as i have entered prison" but outside can mean "my survival instinct is extremely effective due to the conditions I have endured in a violence driven environment" hope that helps

[@Deadbeatcow]

@@csauragusta someone just made that up bro it's not the common meaning but it's still pretty cool so I think you should stick with it anyway

[@thomasshrum4006]

NERD!

[@g.a.5083]

Fun Fact: Chris mentions the last mimzy around 1:44 because it was his last role as a Child actor

[@mishkamarchant8323]

Holy shit in the two times I watched this I never noticed it. Can't believe he actually acted.

[@x70457x]

I started playing Noita because I saw it here first. Haven't looked back, play it almost every day! What a blast!

[@Jasper_Silva]

Glad to see this series made more people aware of the game. Absolute indie gem!

[@MrThemanofdoom]

I love the beanie baby comparison to funko pops, I cannot overstate how funny the creator of beanie babies is for purposefully driving up the price of his product by not making enough.

[@leeroy2461]

I stomped and spit up on my bib with glee when Chris mentioned powder game, I was obsessed with that shit when I was a wee lad

[@DylanIGuess]

same i used to make guns with the bounce stuff and gunpower

[@Khornecussion]

Now that I played this game and found out what good wands look like, I just scream and point frantically at the screen like the Nostalgia Critic whenever Chris goes " Nah, that's a shit wand. " and keeps his starter wand when he could turn those wands into death rays, or TNT machine guns.

[@jaydiaz8666]

i hope they go back to it someday. i play the absolute shit out of this game. so fun.

[@girthymilk]

i love you

[@RustyDockLight]

Fun primarily because of discovering all the stupid ways you can get yourself killed. 😁

[@FreddieFatFingers]

I also love you and guess frickin what dude, yerp, that's right... THEY FRIGGIN PLAYED IT AGAIN!

[@HipnikDragomir]

I thought this playthrough was boring at first, but now that I watched it again with this, I went and bought the game.

[@KennyHedgehog]

I've watched this series like 5 times at this point, their conversations are still funny

[@esteemedyams]

I broke this game when I got spider legs that let me walk on walls and ceilings, and a blowtorch that let me dig into anything. With these 2 upgrades I could mine every level clean and get more gold than I could spend.

[@blessedafricarains6429]

They got spider legs in one of these episodes

[@xenn4985]

"I broke this game" he says, after leaving the tutorial zone 🤣

[@esteemedyams]

@@xenn4985 I finished it, numb nuts. Don't take it so personally.

[@PsychorGames]

Tomar's voice demo at 33:10 had me in stitches.

[@kachow5830]

Lois

[@ratlosmappy]

@@kachow5830Pete

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

the story about the dad becoming genuinely worried that his son’s wish for a robot dog that eats money coming true is so fucking funny

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

If the wrong company got ahold of the idea and made kids addicted to the robot it could go bad

[@zincpodzzz]

I really love how varied this series is. Like, one section they’ll be talking about looking up, “Why is Tweedy Bird a cum icon,” then be cheering Lyle on genuinely wanting him to succeed on his first ever round, then have a whole thought provoking discussion on artist’s work and criticism at 3:48:08 to 3:51:24.

[@DailyCorvid]

Why *is* Tweety a cum icon?? Who first decreed it? Lol.

[@ManlySuperPanda]

“Let’s Plays are serious” 24:57 Tomar says he wouldn’t go to Chris’s funeral 1:05:08 Underground beer repository 1:33:26 Vicious frog attack 1:35:11 Every red-blooded American likes Dorry 1:46:55 Lyle jumpscare 2:25:58 Lyle plays NOITA for the first time 2:58:34 Tomar exposed as the Noid 3:14:40 Lyle’s gold brick hypothetical 5:22:32 We don’t know how eels reproduce 5:55:01 The final NOITA run 6:02:19 Lyle accidentally commits rat genocide 6:08:42 Chris vs. Dr Lovezy 6:25:00

[@Adamexe-cd8ly]

Holy shit zach and chris’s “tomar voice demo” fucking slayed me

[@antpaste]

33:10?

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

5:54:37 the montage of cute pit bulls always gets me, look at them go.

[@mcgfn]

Zach laughing to himself at Tomar saying "toxic sludge" is really amusing

[@azshed7489]

4:32:03 The Puff the Magic Dragon line: "A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys Painted wings and giant's rings make way for other toys" refers to how imaginary beings are immortal and little boys grow up. The boy doesn't stop coming because he died, he just got pubes and more interested in cooming. The only way to kill an imagination is to let it go. Still sad stuff but more death of innocence than actual death.

[@whatastandupguy3050]

Basically Toy Story

[@xVocaluka]

Noita rocks my socks and I did buy after seeing it on this channel, you can use this as a statistic if you want too

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

Noted.

[@hypokratesthehypocrite3513]

I just love that Zach with a hood is like this Smurf assassin in my mind

[@karaoke_division]

1:01:05 perhaps Zach's most genuine laugh

[@dratomik]

I got this game because of this series, and always hoped they would play more haha

[@insecureape]

I was playing Noita through all the complete series this month, but I finally beat it a few days ago. Good game, thanks for introducing me.

[@Zenonbuster]

I spent 20,000 investing in this series and I can honestly say that I feel pretty satisfied with how it turned out

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

Thank you Cooper Marshall, without you working in the background this whole system would fall apart. Your a real hero.

[@dumpstercast-refuseradio8429]

that didn't happen

[@sithic2241]

@@dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 umm no I think it did

[@bahskintimulholde6191]

@@sithic2241 I told you not to bring that up during the interview and you brought it up.

[@pyrotechnick420]

What did you invest 20,000 of?

[@grungusbulungus]

The bois ™️ convince thousands of people to buy an indie game (complete series)

[@Zenonbuster]

They’re the real KZbin Hero’s that we didn’t think we wanted but we needed kynow?

[@zoiker3512]

Not me, i illegally downloaded it

[@ethanieldude1]

@@zoiker3512 Dude, you wouldn't download a car would ya

[@joshbutts3143]

@@zoiker3512 its an indie game bro cmon

[@TheHaloring7]

@@zoiker3512 I get if you don't have enough money, but the dev definitely deserves the compensation.

[@alanstringer.]

This will be my fourth time watching this playthrough. I'm not upset about it, I just wanted you to know.

[@AlexWalter]

This game reminds me of the particle physics game from a decade ago, with each pixel and substance having it's own properties. This is some evolved nostalgia.

[@CallMeMatt0]

Powder

[@oldylad]

Dude they literally brought it up super early in the video lol

[@RealmOfUnknown]

Wish this game was on Switch. Would absolutely love to have played this while traveling for the Holidays

[@VLADPowder]

The Steam Machine could probably run it well, but idk about the Switch's processor. Maybe if they release an updated version of the Switch Noita is surprisingly CPU intensive

[@__________8997]

Particle effects be CPU intensive. Curious to see how much on PC as it is a 2D game, still likely too much for Switch where if the screen gets covered with particle effects it would likely cripple the framerate on Switch.

[@jeffypeters333]

They do know now about the eels, the reason they didn’t know, is that over time they change their body and during 1 or maybe more of those different phases is when they are able to mate. But unless they are found during this highly elusive phase they have a very hard time figuring out how they mate. But they actually grow and lose they’re internal gonads during one of these phases, and I believe they can also change sexes as well, essentially they have the ability to be hermaphrodites if there are too many of one sex or the other, they can adjust their sex to be able to mate more successfully.

[@ryanotte6737]

Life finds a way...

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

@@ryanotte6737 like a slug crawling across the edge of a razor!

[@pwessie]

I had no idea you guys played noita for nearly seven fucking hours, that's amazing.

[@DestinationD]

Every time Chris dropped a Chainsaw spell Ding Dong had 1 month distracted from his life expectancy.

[@TheGrizzlo503]

I hope we get more Noid content in future series. The Noidyssey is rich with lore and we’ve only scratched the surface

[@ryanotte6737]

The Noid's Great Worm Odyssey, perhaps.

[@leodtoro]

I bought Noita because of you guys!! It's seriously so cool, I'm glad I did

[@dextergrif]

1:31:35 Tomar is thinking of the movie Peggy Sue Got Married, which has a strangely similar plot to Back to the Future and came out one year later. That’s the movie where a character says “Don’t eat the red ones.”

[@epicsaurousrex6122]

When Zach starts giving Chris animals to impersonate at 1:54:00 every sound he makes sounds like a choomah from The Big Lez Show

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

So many jokes so little time

[@simonhebert4089]

I've been playing Noita for over 400 hours and I never heard of blood giving you an extra 5% critical damage Thank you for the notes, editor!!!

[@bbbingi9210]

That's such a tiny change, lame

[@RanOutOfSpac]

"We're not gonna make any Goldmember references" Every 10 seconds: "I LOVE GOOOOLD" 10/10

[@Renegadebane]

If only they'd gone into that final boss and used the blackhole without a trigger, thus dropping it on themself and extending the playthrough

[@HikikoMonogatari]

3:23:43 tomar will always be one of the best VAs in my book

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

And the last voice actor!

[@trarialtrarial]

1:28:22 "He basically becomes a new Kony if you think about it." "...'Cause he's stuck in the body of a mouse?"

[@titusorelius9458]

This game made me remember why I loved games.

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

This game made me remember why I pee my pants!

[@mortyfromthed]

This game is the shit. I never get that far I die all the fucking time and thoroughly enjoy it.

[@marcitos_tacitos4727]

sad that zach went into a coma before chris could beat the game and had to be replaced with lyle

[@VLADPowder]

I'm sorry but I just realized how hilarious it is that Tomar's cousin is named "Harvest Gold"

[@oak7741]

convinced me to play the game lol

[@boglurker2043]

Same but the games hard as fuck.

[@betalazuli2259]

Eels grow thier gentials when they need it and certain eels are actually the same eel just a different stage through its life cycle

[@quaker47]

i am mad at chris for not using any teleport wands.

[@ClassicReaves]

Heya, not a fan sorry, just reaching out to see if I can get some help. Tomar wont stop DMing me Ketchup related memes on twitter. Also some puppet stuff. Any help is appreciated. Yes Ive asked. He always just says "See ya Tomatorrow". I don't think its funny and Id like it to stop. Thanks.

[@jhvids7889]

4:34:04 “Why would I lie?” ~Christopher “Herculad” O’Neill, 2021

[@maggs131]

19:37 it's cool where zachs mind goes when seeing a wand shoot in 3 different directions 🤣👍

[@Graphomite]

So, I Googled _"Why is Tweety"_ and Google gave me _"Why is tweety bird a _*_cone_*_ icon."_ I did not expect that. Not only am I impressed the Oneyplays fandom changed the search intent for Tweety for the past two years, but I'm surprised post-90s Google's public SEO even acknowledges sentences that have sexual content in them them, while "correcting" the sex word out of them. Funny.

[@MaytayMaya]

Sonic of Thrones now lives rent free in my head. Thanks guys.

[@xvi2383]

I really hope they keep zach’s tank nice and clean. don’t want all that algae and mucus building up

[@VLADPowder]

Lyle has brought up System of a Down so many times on the channel, I'm not buying it for a second he struggled to think of their name!

[@rustykeyes]

18:18 Propaganda 29:15 Jelqing 30:38 Chakras 34:32 Incredibles 1:03:33 Evil 1:06:32 Bible 1:07:30 Deepest 1:15:08 Meter

[@Czar_Moss]

this is what Kenneth noid saw every day and night for 8 years. beating the giant spider guy represents him holding the restaurant hostage

[@Cainny]

We should start calling single episodes "Not-Complete" Series videos.

[@VLADPowder]

We're gonna need a Completer series now!

[@greenfox42]

1:16:45 I feel like Tomar needs that kind of upgrade just to know when Chris and Zach are gaslighting him 😂

[@mrwobblyshark465]

Watching them stroll by luminous drill saying it sucks is driving me mental

[@mariodiaz2114]

You must be so flipping good at the game 😮

[@noclip_thru]

i just now realized they were playing with a controller. hats off man.

[@Shart.meister]

The way Lyle pronounces Yu-Gi-Oh gives me hemorrhoids

[@trajhver3]

just bought this game to help me relax a little before i move to a new pad. rocking your 100% complete play through with all the tips and tricks

[@kyledinsmore9984]

48:48 poor chris, everyone ignored his confession

[@Scrotal_Recal]

Chris scares me because his cadence doesn’t change at all when he lies

[@joolianlee]

0:23 I take it from a possible forty-three out of forty-tree million possible popcorn bags down to forty-one out of forty-tree trillion popcorn bags, if that makes sense.

[@natalie_v0.0.1]

My fav joke is their running “get the GOOOOLD!” lol

[@Thegoatone23]

I think it’s funny Lyle was more in this series than Zach, but the moments with Zach are the ones I see from this series

[@jelly_4_brainz]

I loooove that tomar pretends hes never ever read up on the properties of blood. I saw that CERN ritual video, Tomar. I know it was you.

[@Nexic37]

29:51 as soon as Zach talked about the fire I immediately ran into a fire and died in Binding of Isaac

[@EpiclyYeeted]

I just watched it all in one sitting. It was a good Saturday night.

[@gabrielcastillo429]

I'm sooooo glad they sell dipping dots at gas stations now. I get so giddy I start bouncing up and down and have to stop cause i busted a hole in the ceiling once

[@wolfeyeforever]

I hope you get Zach on as much as possible. He’s so kewl

[@Pneubeteube]

Now I oughta get comfy and watch noita

[@josephyoseph]

Why does youtube say the game is starbound, it just isn't

[@RoachCatJr]

idk

[@jackknife01]

Having bought this because of them and coming back to it now, watching all the mistakes and bad choices they make, is painful Still fun to watch though

[@DUHRIZEO]

I had to read through so many wikis to actually get good, even after so much trial and error. This game is wonderfully brutal lol.

[@TheREALBadpun]

the bit at 33:09 actually killed me, the funeral is next week

[@RoachCatJr]

i hope u actually did pass on 🙏🏽