FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S: SISTER LOCATION (FNAF)

[@onesillyguy]

Dropping FNAF videos on the day the FNAF movie released is actually genius. Tomar truly knows how to run the channel with an iron fist.

[@-cyndaquil]

Tomar runs this channel? What a prick.

[@NoThisIsAxolotrick]

Soon it'll be Tomarplays,

[@Volpecula]

show some love to helix!

[@awfullysomething]

tomarkiplier

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

i thought the movie came out the 28th

[@malikoniousjoe]

Chris’s immediate “Cory, give it at least 5 minutes.” sounds like a parent hearing their kid make the same joke for 6 hours on a road trip and contemplating veering into a ravine.

[@Shadest]

Cory was definitely a "are we there yet" kid

[@oya4056]

@@Shadest now he's a "are we there yet" man

[@hansofaxalia]

Seriously. I hope Cory is playing it up for the show, but I doubt it

[@Fredlyy]

The best part of the OneyPlays fnaf videos are watching them slowly go from "haha fnaf" to "OH FUCK WHAT DO I DO"

[@Tulip_bip]

in the fnaf 1 video when they start it by doing fake youtuber screams, and then like 10 minutes later they're genuinely screaming lmfao

[@varicosevaynes]

I wonder if chris from 2016 could ever predict that future chris would unironically play fnaf on his channel multiple times

[@nbshftr]

"if i ever play fnaf, please kill me"

[@Skaffabranca]

​@@nbshftrdid he actually say that

[@jkid3525]

@@Skaffabranca he did

[@agrubohub4009]

At the time I wouldn't blame him despising it, FNAF was seen as let's player slop

[@nbshftr]

@@Skaffabranca no but sharon hanson seddit..

[@pkpong]

Chris Cory and Dave are like the Freud concepts of the id, ego and super ego

[@octavia8836]

Chris is id from Xenogears 🤯

[@mattgroening8872]

@@octavia8836nope

[@busbrain2215]

Idk what it is about this specific trio but whatever playthrough they do, it’s somehow always my favorite? RE3, FNAF1, Windwaker. Always Classics and this trio specifically works the best and idk why

[@Tiny_Tango]

They’re like the Freud concepts of penis envy and the Oedipus complex

[@donet0death240]

Who the fuck is superego 😂

[@crypt1k755]

I love how Cory pretends to act like he knows nothing about the game despite knowing what a “Scooping Room” is.

[@malikoniousjoe]

To be fair, since this is Cory we’re talking about it could be both. He very well could have watched years worth of FNAF trash AND forgotten basically all of it moments later thinking of porn.

[@loranga]

"pretends to act like"

[@crypt1k755]

@@loranga Had to pull out the ol’ grammar bot for this one, didn’t even notice the redundancy lmao

[@sylassist]

I can’t believe that Dave, the creator of FNAF, is playing Friday night funkin’!

[@radical_jon]

Friday Night at Funkin

[@CandlelightChaos28v2]

Freddy Night Funkin’

[@insanezee6331]

five nights funkin' freddy

[@uDaniels]

and ON FRIDAY NIGHT none the less! :0 may i say, epic??!! \o/ \o/ \o/

[@seansmith6255]

​@@radical_jonfive nights a fuckin

[@averysmiley987]

13:04 is genuinely one of the best Chris screams I’ve ever heard on this channel, maybe one of the best screams out of anyone. The way it occurs while they’re just talking so nonchalantly about the gameplay, and the fact that it was literally just the sound of someone tapping on metal, and yet it still manages to produce such a cartoonish yet genuine primal fear response from this 55 year old Irish man is marvelous

[@arcticarduino]

It was like a fucking Homer Simpson scream lol

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

I'm unable to scream 😢

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

Chris might be easily scared, but I'm pretty sure that was just him unsuccessfully doing the "try to scare each other with a sudden scream" bit, just judging how he seemed fairly unengaged before and after. Quality yelp though.

[@badabingbing474]

Nostalgia Critic is jealous

[@BuffNesquikBunny]

@@Pimploaf_YTPyeah it was very clearly a jokey scream

[@laineslater2821]

hearing Cory actually being quiet and soft spoken for the crawling section was so strange

[@uDaniels]

That was the 14 Xanax Chris slipped him to stop screaming. His hyperactivity made it wear off in a couple minutes tho

[@imtonysopro]

@@uDaniels can we keep that going?

[@Bovidaeus]

He was pleasant I pray we get more laxed Corey

[@uDaniels]

@@imtonysopro well weird thing is even though chris gave him xannax, it some how made corey addicted to huffing glue so i dont really know

[@Tunkkis]

​@@uDaniels Is that why he had loads of open markers spilling out of his pockets that time I saw him?

[@LaserbeamXperience]

I like Cory pretending he hasn't watched jacksepticeye and markiplier play this 100 times

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Missing a few 0's

[@DILFDylF]

That is 100% the only explanation for them getting past Freddy

[@VagrantDune]

35:42 This has got to be one of the best bits in a while.

[@gogogoooooooooo]

Hey VagrantDune…open up buddy…

[@joelalvarez5322]

That was the joke?it was just gay sex!

[@MrHeavy466]

Dave reciting his Crazy Taxi story.

[@stonecr0p]

*worst

[@MrShs812]

One of the best

[@cringeivore3769]

Zach isn’t there because he does not want to relive the trauma of having his frontal lobe bitten off when the rest of the crew shoved him in Fredbears gob

[@ufolandings]

I think the funniest part of this is Cory's visceral disgust at Chris and Dave's chum guzzling. It was so out of left field lmfao

[@cartoongrump]

I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard

[@jeanocasio5432]

Dave is such a breath of fresh air when paired with Cory and Chris lol.

[@OakNuggins]

27:09 the non-verbal conversation, for those coming back for this.

[@PapaLuge]

It really pays to obsessively binge oneyplaysd videos when they come out so you can suck down more FNAF content

[@MetalPhlex]

This Freddy's way of giving the boys money for Christmas presents.

[@sophloaf1309]

never thought Cory would hold Chris gunpoint to get this FNAF series but go off I guess

[@yupthisisandy]

I did

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I do wonder how he shoots bullets from his fingers like that though

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

@@Vaguer_Weevilthe tip unhinges open and a little barrel pops out, it’s pretty obvious Cory is a robot, he tries to act human but we all see through his guise.

[@patrickmaloney5818]

His handler, Dave, was there to calm his autistic outbursts

[@Beneficence111]

The addition of the sonic drowning theme to 13:23 is the best thing I have witnessed this year. The whole section is hilarious

[@Yurinarytracked]

That entire segment is my new favourite Oneyplays moment

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

That gave me more anxiety than the actual drowning in Sonic games.

[@donet0death240]

14:12 is my favorite Cory quote 😭😭😭

[@ravenID429]

Ohhhh I only recognized it from Sonic.exe lol

[@al_maestrale]

the "going non-verbal" part fucking killed me

[@SporeSpawn]

41:08 Thanks editor for hiding the wet fart sound effect in the jump scare here, that one had me laughing good.

[@joseph2000117]

The correct nomenclature is Donald Duck/Nerf this fart

[@capacitatedflux]

​@@joseph2000117is that a different fart than the "fart with reverb" one?

[@passingrando6457]

​@@capacitatedfluxoh yeah, fart with reverb is a normal fart with some aftereffects added in. Nerf this is a magical example of rancidness. Like, you know the woman who ripped it got a few spots on her pants doing it. To quote Vinny Vinesauce, that's not a fart. That's disease.

[@capacitatedflux]

@@passingrando6457 thank you for the clarification! Not sure I can fully appreciate the level of detail you provided as I am too busy retching, but your effort is noted.

[@NicDoesDumbThings]

​@@passingrando6457Not to out myself as a whole porn addict but the Nerf This one had the fart edited in

[@TheMaxFusionGaming]

I can’t believe Scott Cawthorn made a whole game franchise based off Lyle’s iconic hit cartoon “Clown Room”

[@brynerjeremiah367]

35:46 cant wait till someone makes an animated scene of that on youtube

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

Cory to Circus Baby and Ballora: “I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with ME!”

[@ab-gail]

👀

[@theboss3721]

Cory seems more of Funtime foxy guy

[@WiiWarrior933]

@@theboss3721 Cory just deeply admires his motherbearing actuators

[@ExaltedUriel]

I don't blame him

[@BlehhhXP]

@@theboss3721 considering he’s bisexual the one that’s referred to with like 3 sets of pronouns would be his choice

[@colton9459]

36:07 The creator of Friday Night Funkin and the creator of Bowlbo

[@njez7563]

And then you have Cory, the creator of porn

[@MrRawbawto]

The sound Dave made at 6:25 is nearly identical to the sound Kargaroks make when wounded in Wind Waker

[@joekaz5198]

Your autism is identical to mine

[@vipsnap2707]

Wtf, that's so specific; but you're not wrong

[@Sum67]

That sound literally did it for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fauxdude9756]

holy fuck it IS

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

“right cheek” cory: aims at left cheek how does this man get dressed in the morning

[@shelbywatson1464]

Them recognizing Kellen Goff instantly warms my heart for some reason.

[@seansmith6255]

They probably know him Him and tomar have been in the same projects

[@HOTD108_]

They probably know him Him and tomar have been in the same bed

[@seansmith6255]

@@HOTD108_ They probably know him Him and tomar have probably shared a toilet or 2

[@creativenamee]

​@@seansmith6255they probably know him Him and tomar share a vessel from time to time

[@seansmith6255]

@creativenamee of course they know him He's tomar

[@thebargoblin3226]

chris ranting about management breathing down your neck then immediately getting caught off guard by a goofy sound is so fucking funny to me

[@Ahmenthi]

I lol'd when MatPat looked dead into the camera and said "But that's just a theory."

[@evilevilcritter]

gonna devour my newborn if that happens edit: ermmmm, well that aged poorly!

[@HOTD108_]

I clicked on the video and MatPat bled at me!

[@pizzatime1978]

lunch is the most important meal of the day

[@cctz_1]

@@evilevilcritter Will be awaiting the newborn eating video

[@Kumaclaws]

He talked about how Ivy from Soul Calibur has fake teetas because her nipples would be out if they were real

[@Destroy3612]

add Dave gulping Chris's coom to the "clicking off the video compilation"

[@messykelpfish2512]

36:00 that was so unbelievably out of pocket

[@D_an_]

The "open up buddy" followed by immediate plapping sounds almost made me die of laughter.

[@CornyAir]

The game: "Use the light as sparingly as possible Cory: "Use it every 4 steps"

[@goldenfungus96]

Chris Dave and Corey is an amazing team up, always lucky to have it

[@NinDendo64]

I love the Homer screams that come from Chris

[@jonathansmithwick5703]

I do love seeing them play these games. Cory's interest, Chris's derision, and the inevitable fear all feel genuine. I hope they do Pizzeria Simulator eventually. That one's my favorite. Ultimate Custom Night could be fun too. I always thought it was interesting that the franchise can easily be seen as a cheap cash-grab, but two of the best entries (for me, at least) were released for free.

[@bigcooltony437]

and dave is there too

[@NewportNibbler]

87

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

@@NewportNibbler WAS THAT THE

[@_plg]

fnaf 6 is kinda garbo how do you make nights, the integral part of any fnaf, annoying to play

[@jonathansmithwick5703]

Ah, see, there's the rub. For me, they always were. In the case of someone who enjoyed the regular gameplay, I can certainly understand why they might prefer the first two.

[@El-Burrito]

I hope the non-verbal Adam story gets animated a bunch, that is too funny

[@carlosguillermo566]

Had to came back to hear it again. Randomly popped in my head this morning

[@milkyeyez34]

this whole thing had some funny stuff in it.

[@benedictscarafiotti2902]

In a crisis situation, Cory would be killed for the safety of the group 10/10 times. Defusing a bomb, hiding from a predator, hunting for survival, keyhole surgery, emergency landing of an aircraft, etc. Each would result in apocalyptic screaming fits salved only by smothering or strangulation. The others would make Tomar do it even though Lyle obviously has more experience.

[@malikoniousjoe]

Lyle has killed many rats, now he must kill a very large rat

[@richardlionerheart1945]

There would be no killing they'd just abandon cory somewhere or he'd just get lost on his own and they wont go looking for him

[@christopherthompson5400]

​@@richardlionerheart1945they just put on 12 hour loop of babyshark on the iPad and let him fend for himself

[@lowqualityimage9371]

This video was like a wonderful full course meal and the Roblox gameplay at the end with a MIDI version of Magic Carpet Ride was a lovely dessert.

[@AbstraktNG]

Dave playing his own creation with his buddies, epic

[@jwhyteanim]

Apparently Scott himself wanted to be crucified in front of a mural of NSFW fan art in the theatrical release. Its a shame he wasn't allowed to fully realize his creative vision...

[@Dafoodmaster]

"My bro, his words are stopping. He's going sign language only for you"

[@DuskLegend]

Honestly that’s kind of funny I can see that working on some hipster girl

[@ab-gail]

“I really liked the first one...” Every horror franchise in a sentence.

[@planetzdr]

Too true

[@329link]

Silent hill tho

[@HOTD108_]

The first Friday the 13th is easily the worst one in that series. Like, by far.

[@FrogWalrus]

@@329link Silent Hill 2&3 are great. 4 is okay too.

[@l.e.b.3541]

​@@FrogWalrustrue that!

[@ERFMXVCC]

I would absolutely go non-verbal if I saw Zach's beautiful goblin figure in real life

[@TheMrrccava]

Cory was ready with the "Her asshole dispenses ice cream."

[@neurosis51]

The hardest I laughed in a while, I'm glad Dave is back again, great synergy.

[@tahutoa]

~33:35 Chris isn’t too far off. Strangers don't mind being approached like that if it's to compliment their clothing.

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

Essentially, if it's something someone can control or made an effort with it is usually good to compliment. So "Hey babe, nice tits." isnt a great line but something about how they've done their hair may be nicer.

[@En2md]

I kinda wanna say: "Circus baby had a busy day today!" When I get home from work now.

[@BIGBOYGAMING03]

Its so funny how Chris pretty much vowed to never play Fnaf at all when Ding Dong and Julian were around, apparently he planned on breaking that vow

[@haiperbus]

to be fair its not HIM playing, and he sounds really unenthusiastic about the game

[@germpot]

Adam talks about going non-verbal, then has a literal autistic meltdown when it comes to flirting. He's so fucking cute, that Au blockhead.

[@Videosnoonehasuploaded]

I was hoping they’d play this soon and that shit came out TWO minutes later, today is blessed 😭😭😭

[@d3dsh0t]

i finished the last video literally thinking “that was good but since they kinda already played this they shouldve played sister location or something” and what do ya know

[@Cats_N_Doodles2018]

Yeah!! Like last night I was watching a bunch of FNAFSL stuff and was wondering if Oney would ever play it and BOOM here it is!! I’m so excited too since this is my favorite FNAF game

[@bobhill9845]

Fnaf is cringe

[@JeffTheKiller000]

@@bobhill9845YOU’RE CRINGE

[@HOTD108_]

​@@JeffTheKiller000Bro, the guy you just replied to IS fnaf.

[@Kalder44]

I never thought I'd heard Oneyplays Fap n' Nut swallowing ASMR, thank you Chris, Cory and Dave for adding to the list of things God will judge mankind for.

[@CrisisMoon7]

21:45 love this bit 32:54 concept of the Wingman 35:41 made me laugh hard I love this bit 36:02 wet sounds

[@dy939]

Oh my gosh that was the best Adam story I've heard so far

[@AmIntrigued]

20:24 I'm so glad people still remember this quote it's so underrated

[@sopheep]

circus baby talking about a little girl being scooped to death while they talk about therapy being expensive feels ironic

[@xDandyCadetx]

I love that they brought up Nitro Rad

[@MrMetalforever5]

Still wondering if it was slander or just a joke.

[@MrMetalforever5]

Like Nitro Rad just came up outta nowhere.

[@itsasecrettoevery1]

chris intentionally didnt bring jeff for this video in fear of him thrashing out in a fit of rage and crushing the soft spot of a real baby upon seeing the title screen

[@Juiceboxdan72]

I like how part of the Cory lore is that he broke his red trombone

[@jkid3525]

I spent 5 nights at Tomar’s and now when i fart, theres no sound.

[@GoyBenius_0901]

Nobody needed to know that.

[@vincenzo082]

​@@GoyBenius_0901his butt doctor might.

[@ImNotFine44]

He stole your sounds so he could infusing them into his crystals

[@DrewPickles69]

The scariest parts of these videos is worrying that Chris and Dave are finally going to snap and kill Cory

[@DEMiURGE455]

I 100% agree with Dave about cold approaching. It’s incredibly forced and unnatural putting people on the spot like that.

[@Bungowumperpuss]

It only works at bars and clubs where women usually go to be approached. Not going to find a meaningful relationship there though.

[@AdolfHitler-lk4vo]

it works if youre attractive enough, or have very good social skills

[@900nutboys]

@@AdolfHitler-lk4voa guy with a handle like yours would say that

[@AdolfHitler-lk4vo]

@@900nutboys handle?

[@EroPatches]

​@@AdolfHitler-lk4voYour name is Adolf Hitler; that is the "handle" they are referring to. And no, it does not work and I can tell you from experience, considering I am a woman.

[@Eldagusto]

Jesus that sorry for coming in your mouth bit was some of the funniest crap ever!

[@earlofill2580]

We all know it’s Cory season when it’s FNAF and sonic content for months and I’m here to kick my feet and velcro my diaper on in excitement for it

[@shekelsnatcher8504]

Can't wait for the security breach playthrough where Cory paints Chris and Dave white with spooge.

[@GoyBenius_0901]

So do Chris and the boys just kinda know Kellen, because it seems by Chris's immediate reaction to Funtime Freddy's voice that he does.

[@seansmith6255]

Interestingly He didn't say anything in help wanted (Or he did off screen)

[@HOTD108_]

Kellen used to intern at Oney Incorporated during the late 70s.

[@Hanja45]

@@HOTD108_Until bite of Friday Night Funkin’

[@ForeverLaxx]

Only Cory would keep using "first person" to describe a third person game.

[@Havokwreaker]

Erm...but it is first person. *rubs chin*

[@BlehhhXP]

@@Havokwreakermore like… first person on the screen! Hah, heh, hoho.

[@bobbymcjoey9432]

​@@Havokwreakerthey were talking about the last segment where they just play Roblox instead

[@jerrimyhealy5063]

I was surprised Chris noticed Kellen's voice instantly

[@CrazyLikeUhFox]

I’m not, his autistic voice recognition is commendable

[@Blue-nf3jm]

I’m glad they let Cory (46 male) play Roblox. He was so eager to use the rainbow carpet

[@kelpieee9606]

The Adam/wingman story made me laugh way harder than I expected to. 27:10

[@Used__Napkin]

46:10 had this on while carving a pumpkin and the sound made my hand slip and I ended up slicing into my thumb

[@tahutoa]

Oh d-d-d-dear dear

[@megaultradamn]

Throw out that pumpkin. It's 30 minutes away from becoming sentient.

[@joshuahughes4704]

I wonder how many people have died while watching OneyPlays. 🤔

[@josh_kibishima]

I have become immune to sleep deprivation torture by listening to these videos as I fall asleep 😂

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I have no clue why they thought having the player being spoken to so frequently would create a scary environment. Great to see they got Dave in for a video~

[@ForeverLaxx]

This was Scott's first attempt at heavy-handed narration/exposition to try and craft some semblance of a story from all its disparate parts (parts that exist only because he kept trying to incorporate MatPat's insane theories). It's probably the weakest installment in the franchise for that reason alone.

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@ForeverLaxx I think it’s funny that part of the reason sister location exists is because everyone at the time missed the point of Fnaf 4’s story and just went “oh the whole series was a dream yeah that makes sense” Edit: or Scott was just making stuff up the whole time idk

[@kolbayada4938]

@@mittycommitspizzatime92 >"missed the point". Considering that Scott went for whatever theory was popular or not I really doubt that Scott wouldn't go the same route. Ironically tho this game made IMO the entire story even worse.

[@tronicol235]

Imo it helps build immersion and story, and adds a build up to the scares

[@tronicol235]

​@@ForeverLaxxweakest? I def felt it was the strongest with the variety of gameplay loops for each night and the game being more focused on an actual story being told, instead of the same game loop 5+ times where you have to analyze every pixel and have theorists pick apart obscure details just to make sense of a story being told

[@DRXXMUR]

I love how right when this comes out, nostalgia critics review of the fnaf movie comes out too.

[@BombsAh0y]

Chris gets pissed off by the angsty teen voice so quickly

[@spooky6oo]

I'd kill to have a wingman like Dave

[@itssigna2414]

Jesus Christ they’re doing ALL of them aren’t they.

[@bigbadbanana]

He did the robot voice!! It's been forever, i'm going non-verbal HELP

[@sucinistro]

this new intro animation is too awesome

[@SadBnnuy]

Always takes me back to 2016 listening to the Aviators song about it. Seems like a lifetime ago

[@thesadattic1065]

13:22 Chris's screams and the Sonic drowning music killed me

[@malsocio]

the nonverbal story is so good LMAO

[@DuskLegend]

Even autismos get horny

[@dawg988]

i want to nurse cory like a baby kitten

[@stevensmith1031]

I love how this game is trying to just be Portal 2 at the start

[@bigcooltony437]

scott must’ve liked portal 2, this game is pretty similar story wise

[@Destroy3612]

daves robot voice talking bout farts killed me haha

[@Zafiro_Regio]

really cool that these guys are finally acknowledging the two most niche groups in the oneyplays fandom The FNAF FNF Modders and The Chris x Dave shippers

[@Bran_Flakesx7]

**sighs** I'll never find my non-verbal princess...

[@motokrzrrbom]

Love the dark souls hurt noise with that shock

[@QB2011]

This freaking rocks!

[@gintori5329]

My i Freaking LOVE when dave says u-uh u-uh

[@JK-wg4vh]

Have they talked about the ARG that has a character called Fucktoy Cory?

[@SensitiveFernn]

Cory's gonna be in hot girl heaven with this one

[@ab-gail]

I’m so glad they did Sister Location lol

[@greenfox42]

Omg the funniest noise bit ever! 😂 Dave, open up!

[@vincenzo082]

Dave is the GOAT friend. Adam should be proud.

[@conserva-chan2735]

This might be the best Cory/Dave video on the channel

[@metaleggman18]

Iono when Dave was rping as the McDonald's Brony in re3 gets me to this day. I just want to scoop him up and give him a rarity toy to suck on before the police come to shoot him.

[@conserva-chan2735]

@@metaleggman18 Ash Redfield and his childhood story about breaking his PS1 were fantastic as well Also, Brick Fight

[@ledrid6956]

This is definitely one of the episodes of all time.

[@HowlinnWolf]

36:09 bit had me in tears. 😂

[@Sweet_Pup_g]

This video made me non-verbal.

[@JBubba]

its a shame cory wont appear anymore because his eyes popped out of his head after seeing balloras bazoingas

[@EzekialKvetchberg]

cool to see the zach cameo at 8:45