Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped (Complete Series)

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[@micalishis]

I always thought Ding Dong was being too harsh on Chris's Bowser room. There are plenty of examples of easter eggs that are totally pointless. I mean, Mario 64 even has a pointless easter egg that is similar where at the end of the game you can see Yoshi and he basically doesn't do anything.

[@VyxentheFox]

He gives you max lives and kills himself by jumping into the waterfall. But your point is indeed well sound.

[@Liliputian07]

@@VyxentheFox ill sound you mister

[@Mazerwolf]

Sounding, of course

[@Luciel_yt]

There is a test room in sunshine which is completely gray

[@e69alpha]

@@Liliputian07 yo chiiiiiill

[@butterzfinger]

I love that DingDong calls out Arin for taking AVGN's joke.

[@phorks1734]

Fr

[@phorks1734]

Made money off it too with some Merch

[@butterzfinger]

@@phorks1734 wtf I didn't even know that! That's pretty scummy of Arin. :/

[@nudular]

What joke? I can't find where he talks about it.

[@dicedmeat7857]

@@nudular pizza shit quote

[@hughjego4493]

"What if someone tries sniping him and he's immortal." Chris what have you doooone

[@axelin_999]

"I am the man who pops right up, I am the woman who flops right over" will never not be funny

[@ebgbees]

“I am the man who falls right down. I am the man who sometimes frowns”

[@Khornecussion]

I bought Crash Bandicoot at a garage sale and I put it in my Playstation and Crack Bandiboot was realistic and bleed at me on the title screen and he say " Beefaroni come to get you. " and I scream.

[@BranJohn98]

He references FF7?

[@Khornecussion]

@@BranJohn98 My dear mother run in and go " Beefaroni is free? It cannot be. "

[@Chineseisntalanguageapparently]

Whoa dude is this a real creepy pasta that happened or just a shared memory?

[@seafoamsoldier5595]

So sad that Julian had to quit Oneyplays to be the new Coco.

[@nutball3756]

He played Mama Coco

[@icyseyer3049]

@@nutball3756 you

[@nutball3756]

@@icyseyer3049 you

[@thebreadbringer]

He slathered himself in orange sludge to masquerade as a banbediboot.

[@leightonrud66]

He married tiny what do you mean? He had to elope and run away

[@windsorr]

i always knew i couldn’t watch oney plays in school because i’d start giggling in the middle of class whenever i did

[@cam5816]

I feel like your students probably don’t appreciate that

[@hurbleburp3213]

Crash makes Chris go into a primal state.

[@unoriginalname2016]

He recalls his bandicoot heritage

[@jcoppz8687]

Boy I sure do miss julian from mehico and cousin skeeter from the best gamers

[@pum8661]

Ding ding and JuJu 😭

[@professorlayman523]

What happened to them?

[@thedinguskhan9299]

@@northwestpassage6234 You are the exact person I would expect to comment something like this

[@bandannadoo]

​@@northwestpassage6234 how is it a problem for the audience to be insulted when they also insult pretty much everything and everyone else too? that'd be like watching family guy for the no-holds-barred comedy and then getting mad at them for making gay jokes

[@MikeyLikey95]

JoOoOoOOoooOooOooolian! JOOOoooooOOoOoolian!

[@maggs131]

Its interesting listening how chris acts sooo different if hes hanging with dingus and joolian or zach and tomar

[@tracidvoyager]

Chris acting like this + Dingus dongus + Zach would be my dream line up of autismus maximus and funneh noises

[@squibbb5480]

@@tracidvoyager may I introduce you to Totally Accurate Battlegrounds

[@clawzx1195]

@@squibbb5480 d and zach didnt really interact that much in that did they? i wanna whole on the couch playthrough including them

[@djdee6386]

nice pfp

[@boydboyjules]

with zach and tomat, tomar is the only one to play the straight man. with dingdong and julian chris was usually the one doing dumb chaotic bits

[@AnAnimatedBoy]

22:09 So that's why the bullet missed Trump's head

[@Voltanaut]

You guys could literally upload these Crash compilations every week and I'll still watch them.

[@jimbo.warguitar1668]

the funny trumpy really was wearing aku aku

[@QuilLocke]

31:09 🎶Everybody Everybody Everybody got bored & left.🎶

[@sticky978]

LCD Soundsystem tour opener

[@TheDilden]

​@@sticky978facts

[@uhm9106]

omg that's why the sniper missed trump because he was wearing Aku Aku

[@nicebike5039]

AGAIN

[@nicholaswhite-spenik3453]

They cut out the part where ding dong admits to killing Nicole brown simpson

[@HackedUpForBarbeque]

Is that true?

[@HackedUpForBarbeque]

@lord of twatter Sad

[@IAmTheDoctor00]

@Robert Britto a joke so funny you had to delete it?

[@DonkeyKongJr]

Nick white Simpson

[@Deadman1000]

I had to come here because Chris had a good idea about Trump wearing Aku Aku 😂

[@BirmadeBan]

11:47 I wonder what that bleeped out word was. The possibilities are endless

[@Owlero]

The word was "5LUT5".

[@paulthoresen8241]

Since all censored words sound the same they might as well all be the scary N word

[@shmeebor2584]

@@paulthoresen8241 you mean "N-level"?

[@SlyHikari03]

@@shmeebor2584 *niiice friend

[@shmeebor2584]

@@SlyHikari03 or was it nematode?

[@Postaldude__]

15:10 i had to find the "you can fly around the world" part dont ask

[@oozbunnezZz]

1:42:47 *DESIGNED BY MONKEYS IT TWAS* - will always get me

[@georgegoonhouse220]

I quote this shit like every damn day

[@williamthehammer1]

Every time these complete series come out, it only makes me miss the funny bois even more...

[@JuggernautVault]

I once read somewhere: In Crash 2 you collected and used all the crystals from the world, that's why in 3 you travel through time to collect crystals.

[@sanic2794]

Oh boy how many jokes got censored this time

[@kenwynnelson6340]

i would love it if the video started/ended with what was removed from the previous upload.

[@paulthoresen8241]

"sluts" in reference to nobody in particular of any gender "blackface" a reference to something visually offensive to some with no actual visual depiction of it. Said about a fictional character based on a fictional character. We also know this should be taken seriously because it is said he did this whilst he "blung his boo gee goose", which is probably some kind of MRA white supremacist incel homophobic boomer right wing misogynist conservative fascist ball-earther illuminati transphobic cis llizard person hate speech. "I raped Milhouse" a quote from another video, in regards to events that never happened, to people that do not exist, used ironically to mock the poor quality jokes Chris has done in the past The world is now a safer place because if you use words we don't like we will take away your income and therefore your means of paying rent and feeding yourself, and perhaps your children, a far better option than a world in which people can freely express themselves and survive providing free content, and audiences can choose what they consume.

[@RobbieRothschild]

About seven thirds I would wager

[@IWillBethreatheYou]

Holy shit they (KZbin) literally censored the word "blackface".... I'm getting kind of terrified

[@kenwynnelson6340]

@@paulthoresen8241 so while i agree all the censoring is dumb and unnecessary, and please correct me if i have this wrong, but it's all about what the advertisers set their limits to. it's the standard question of "do we want our product associated with ____?" but if it's straight "you can never monetize any video if it has ____", that really sucks.

[@dagreatzoink5559]

22:15 this part has aged well with the Trump Snipe of July 2024

[@WoodrowWilson-lz6nq]

If only he had the aku mask

[@Meganuke5000]

I like how in the very last level you can see the mummy smash a crate and that was the only crate they missed in that level.

[@Ridoarikuto]

Did they just... predict the future? 22:08

[@AJ-zu7ct]

Was about to say that😂

[@clubsandwitches]

OH! that makes sense now! Trump had aku aku on him 😮

[@istartedww3854]

5:56 my all time favorite Ding Dong moment

[@brianisprettycool]

Word up

[@RickyRiceB]

Y’all complaining that it’s censored, this is literally the only video that won’t load, I’ve watched like 3 other videos after leaving this and they’re instant

[@SlyHikari03]

This was the first crash game I played as a kid. I love the water level music.

[@JennyHugg]

“She’s dressed like a baby!! Wearing little baby overalls!!!” I’m definitely rethinking the overalls I am wearing today

[@NorsePunk]

I wish these three would play the new Crash. I'd like to hear Ding Dong and Julian's thoughts

[@BlaizeTheDragon]

Probably the same as everyone else. It's fine for a general play session but 100% is the worst thing known to man.

[@ModestSauceEmployment]

I'm going to watch this once a month to remind myself they have a plan to make the funnies

[@FurryShroomLad]

I just imagine a Yellow Submarine parody and it goes like "Linkara in a fedora submarine, fedora submarine"!! 😂🤣😂

[@slyperema2982]

If only they knew what was going on with Chris Chan now…

[@goshohgosh4568]

We lucky few remember the before times. When the internet was free and Chris could use slurs on KZbin :( this truly is a dark timeline

[@paulthoresen8241]

I don't think younger people realize how much everything has changed. Language wasn't censored, there wasn't really clickbait or ads on normal sites, google results were not biased, social media was pretty much just IM, your activity wasn't heavily tracked, etc.

[@germpot]

@@paulthoresen8241 Hasn't it all changed so it can be more profitable for the few rich folks that own this shit, or have significant investments in the few major internet-based companies. Tracking data to sell it, or to know what advertisements you're more likely to spend money on, or to take advantage of your lack of self-control when it comes to buying useless shit you don't need. Censoring language so advertisers know the audience includes kids and people who don't like swearing, a bigger audience to advertise to, and because kids are will buy anything. Clickbait because you want a bigger audience, because a bigger audience means gets you more pennies in ad revenue. Ads on normal sites, once again, because money. Google results being biased, I've never heard of, but doesn't surprise me. They gotta point you towards people who pay for advertisements, as well as partner companies. Everything shit about this site points back to money. Fuckloads of ads, because YT/Google wants more money. Censorship because advertisers don't want to be associated with no-no people, and advertisers pulling out leads to less profits. Tracking because they want to know what to show you, what you're more likely to buy, because they want ads to be effective. No point showing a kid's toy to a recovering alcoholic, no point showing premium cigars to children, no point showing your grandmother an ad for a heavy metal band who talk about raping and gaping apes. Google is owned by Mr. Krabs.

[@jlb9577]

@@germpot absolutely spot on. I remember when i was young, the only time i would see any form of advertisement at home would be during a televised ad break on tv. If i didn’t watch tv, i’d never see an ad. How times change.

[@germpot]

@@jlb9577 I'm only 23, and I remember seeing minimal ads on websites. I remember when free apps on your phone weren't riddled with ads and microtransactions, when KZbin didn't try to shove ads down your throat if you didn't have a subscription to YT Red, when most things weren't like that. Ads, subscriptions, microtransactions, revenue. The ASMR of the business world.

[@bidenswetvagoogoo2001]

@@germpot Totally true, this is kinda depressing, not gonna lie. That´s why even if i´m watching people i like, i use ad blocker, no matter what. Don´t wanna make big tech money that isn´t even mine to begin with, so fock them. (Not gonna curse just so my comment doesn´t get deleted for the 1000th time here on YT).

[@MarekTSchmidt]

"lets get all the gemeralds in this one, 'you want to' Yeah" Proceeds to not get them :(

[@JonPaulStyles]

Don't get me wrong, I love Zack's voice and his impressions and Tomar's denials of made-up stories about him, but nothing quite compares to Ding Dong's quick wit or Julian's infectious laugh.

[@kenjutsukata1o1]

I dunno, as someone who came late to the party I think they're on equal grounds in my book. The only reason I bring this up is because I've no particular attachment to either grouping, since I started my Oneyplays 'tenure' with both groups. Zack and Ding Dong have equal (yet different) wit, while Julian and Tomar are equally wholesome goodlads (okay Tomar, I said it, let my family go please).

[@steve7745]

@@kenjutsukata1o1 thas a good take. I miss the boys I grew up wit, but the new boys are equally charismatic in their own ways.

[@TrueCarthaginian]

Zach is terrible in every way

[@JonPaulStyles]

@@kenjutsukata1o1 You're right. You're absolutely right.

[@deadliestvice5356]

Zack Snyder?

[@MrThemanofdoom]

Omg the Bowser room is now canon in internet history

[@triweeklyasp]

I understand them wanting to censor some of what they said to accommodate the modern algorithm, but knowing the original lines, some of the censorship makes it sound so much worse.

[@loser_town8287]

58:23 Funny fart 36:53 Oh my aching- 47:46 Me play 1:07:24 Protect Coco

[@Handsome_Pete]

22:16 this aged well...

[@m.f.3347]

he survived because of Aku Aku

[@sin_decent]

I think a straightforward answer to Julian's comment at 17:30 is that teachers were actually good at their jobs when he was in school.

[@pattykiiins]

21:03 is my kind of humor. These boys always have me cracking up LOL

[@HumansFreshlyBorn]

22:08 This aged well

[@redaustin103]

Ever since I found this comment section my butthurt-mobile has had fuel for days. Thanks Oneyplays!

[@thejebbiest6706]

I'm still waiting for The Funnies to come out

[@noblecyberman957]

Poor Oney's Baloney not realising that Sphynixator and a few other levels design their alternate paths so you don't have to back track. The metal boxes don't count because you can't destroy them so they only put metal checkpoints and Nitro crates in split paths.

[@conkreetgamer]

i had long hair in high school so itd be easy to listen to shit in school

[@Boxmaterial]

To be fair I've been watching oney since 2008, bro I was there way back in the "dunken hobo productions" days.

[@kazaragi072]

I really hope they come back again in time for Christmas for a fun surprise video

[@Brodysseus113]

I’ve tried to watch this video like 6 times and it just doesn’t load? I can still watch other videos but this one just sits there not being able to play. The whole video is loaded because I can scroll through it all but the play button doesn’t ever show up? I’ll probably have to restart my phone or reinstall youtube but I’ve never seen this happen before? :/

[@Decker654]

I still don't understand the mummy/alladin music edits rod would put in.

[@squadalaguydc]

It started during the time where they finished a level in the Egypt era

[@shaynehughes6645]

He's racist and thinks they're all the same

[@_G.C]

They were making aladdin references and he responded to them

[@ln5321]

Coco isn't dressed like a baby, she's just dressed like it's the 90's...because it was. It looked normal at the time!

[@Tulip_bip]

none of them knew cuz they were all born in 2013

[@collinbloo]

1:03:51 I'm using this as background noise and this particular moment scared the shit out of me for some reason

[@Top10WizardReviews]

Yeah ok KZbin, you have to censor some things... But then you don't make them censor when they say "blung his boogee-goose." Hrmmm...

[@Gecko19]

1:14:51 is my ring tone.

[@spitememe2009]

What if a funny man walked into a room and crash bandicoot was on the tv

[@imOverWhere]

ill watch these every time theyre uploaded. At least they're shorter each time i guess

[@kevinprendiville9429]

Huh. Both my Minecraft Girlfriend and my uncle recommended this video to me. Hermmmm....

[@abildamil]

Guys I recommend watching the playlist with the original uploads they're all censor-free and let this video playing on anothe tab so it can generate ad revenue for them, hope I helped ❤️

[@MrThemanofdoom]

I cant wait for ding dong to say "look see im having so much fun weee! You drop a stinky on this one!"

[@swirlingmurk5342]

patch notes please

[@SilasBonds]

Crash warped is one of the games of all time

[@McDoinky]

I loved their Chris Hansen bits so much

[@RedYankee45]

I’ve been trying to watch this for a few minutes but it won’t load

[@therabbithole9569]

same lmao

[@RedYankee45]

@@therabbithole9569 what the hell is happening? It’s literally the only video that won’t play for me

[@bugmachine_]

@@RedYankee45 same it’s just not working??

[@RedYankee45]

@@bugmachine_ I guess but about 5000 other people watched it before us. KZbin would say if it was private or taken down

[@bugmachine_]

@@RedYankee45 that’s true, i wonder what’s wrong with it.

[@cometstarj9154]

48:08 The way they say ass will alway make me giggle

[@scarfacebug3663]

I had that goosebumps episode with the masks on vhs, such a neat episode.

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

This hurts me that they have to keep censoring old compilations.

[@FHPPpg]

Missing these funny boys so much

[@tempanon8672]

I love Tiny Tiger and his huge feet too. He's extra handsome in CTR Nitro.

[@pouliotlouis-felix9189]

Can anyone else just not play this at all? Like even dough it’s fully loaded it just won’t play?

[@kevinfinnerty719]

Ding Dong has a lot of good insights here but I don't really get his complaint about the game not doing enough with the time travel motif. The medieval, dinosaur, arabian, egyptian, China and bi-plane levels all have pretty clear historical theming and that's easily more than half the game without even counting the future levels (which, admittedly, are kind of similar to the lab/space station levels from the previous games, but still). It's really only the motorbike, jet-ski and scuba levels that don't have any obvious time travel connection. EDIT: Actually even the jet ski levels have got pirate shit going on so I guess they count too.

[@LN997-i8x]

I always figured he meant that there wasn't enough exploration of what exactly Cortex and the other villains were actually doing with the time travel. You go to all those locations and see the implied results, but never really have an overarching sense of what's going on. The implication seems to be that Cortex has already won, but you just sorta breeze through things without touching on it. Though that is somewhat in character for Crash.

[@chadcrawfordart]

RIP Robbie Rotten

[@mitsota101]

chris had so much trouble with them plane levels, I feel bad he didn't know you could do a roll for invincibility

[@blah3189]

Lisa Lunger shows hunger for your bunger

[@Fillardmillmore]

30:04 42:46 53:07 1:06:50 1:10:00 "why would you do that"

[@GreatWhiteSharkey]

That awkward moment when Robbie Rotten has actually died 😕😭

[@matteuzs]

ah yes so awkward, introverts drop a like

[@rinakitty9283]

I wish you boys had played crash bash

[@toenail6105]

“Being human sucks put a donut on your head”

[@turquoiseoctober5586]

I miss the Julius and dinguskon

[@GrievousReborn]

1:10:29 personal bookmark

[@jonbeecee]

42:00 and 1:42:42 are some of my favorite Chris noises

[@Jay.Treacy]

42:40 just time stamping one of my favorite moments lol

[@timothyfinn3619]

So did anyone draw Tiny Tiger in tar for Julian?

[@naterk9460]

Friend: "Wow, that girl in this anime is really cute." Me, an intellectual: 1:40:40

[@aaniqmultani897]

I love these guys

[@Bearbytez]

Ok I'll watch it again I guess.

[@wzimsk]

Does anyone else have an issue with just this video loading and no other video having issues?

[@trohnjon7944]

Im having the problem too. It loads on my xbox but not my phone

[@wzimsk]

@@trohnjon7944 thanks at least I know it’s not just me

[@trohnjon7944]

@@wzimsk np mane

[@michelleozawa7173]

Well, as a Japanese American, my grandparents and family I know had to be in the camps and endure having their loyalty and dignity questioned/tested in the 40s. Being called a J*p is not fun, I can see why they wouldn’t want a slur to be used to describe something Japanese. I was always used to Jp or Jpn, instead. And yes, I know no harm is meant by using the J*p to describe game ROMs versions or whatevs

[@saber5821]

i used to put one up my sleve and lean on my hand with the earphone in it

[@TrueCarthaginian]

Please upload these series uncensored to an alternate platform. At this point I don't watch any "complete" series because it's uber censored.

[@FailedNoName]

What other platform will give them money?

[@kurisutaruyuki1622]

1:28:12 to 1:28:46 what/who are they referencing LOL

[@tallhippie666]

blaze the movie fan

[@kurisutaruyuki1622]

​@@tallhippie666 THANK-you!!

[@Sparrows1121]

17:11 i imagine headphones : D

[@adamcormier6513]

Can you guys start uploading uncensored videos on another channel and just ask for direct donations on them? I believe you'd make a bunch of extra cash that way, or even just the uncensored versions of many past classic videos. I think a large chunk of your fanbase would pay for uncensored videos on another video service.

[@jasonpabstract4384]

22:07 Teehee!

[@МусинЭльдар]

22:12 the prophecy is true

[@blah3189]

Unlike the N. Sane Trilogy, this game has charm.

[@TheUrsaLord]

1:42:45 designed by monkeys it was!

[@KyleVoices]

Why was this uploaded again? The original upload still exists.

[@theghostcactus6229]

Original got demonetized cause KZbin is a piece of shit, so they uploaded this one with more censoring :(