Online Shopping Nightmares | Sad Boyz

[@cincqued]

OMG THEY GOT FARTY MCFARTPANTS JARVIS JARVIS ON THE SHOW?!?!?

[@jstarrsounds]

nah no way i dont believe you edit: holy shit

[@420kleiner]

Never been done before

[@lobstermilk]

he has a really cool name

[@firelordoregano5632]

and jordan

[@Samantha-dl9gf]

this took me out

[@TheoVisage]

I went to a cat shelter earlier today and they had a bonded pair of kittens named Jarvis and Jordan and I'm not saying the shelter volunteers are Sad Boyz fans... but maybe

[@cameron2836]

this comment needs so much more attention, that's amazing

[@sarahcha]

how cuteee

[@DangerousPBJ]

I had to go to court for an herb dilemma once.

[@arithmomania1237]

Nice

[@soggyrat]

This is giving hivemind comment section

[@refillpan]

did you get fabian’s lawyer?

[@geadead]

she jordan on my jarvis til i'm a sad boy

[@artastic_friend]

She Jarvis on my Johnson til I’m jordone

[@TheAGcollector101]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@artastic_friend

[@rickygonzo2225]

post pod clarity

[@Blue_Avatar]

Tim Allen has said that the original Santa Clause involved him shooting Santa to death. @ Jordan, you might have read that article and added it into your memory of the movie :)

[@anniejb]

Apology moment: On christmas day at my in laws I was being introduced to someone who didn't speak much english and he went to shake my hand. At some point I had grabbed a handful of leaves absentmindedly and was just holiding onto them and scrunching them. I was just as suprised that they were in my hand and say 'oh sorry, I have leaves' and showed him them instead of throwing them on the ground.

[@brit331]

Sounds like an Herb Dilemma

[@ImBlueDontBe]

wtf is going on

[@Thedimreaper]

i was utterly obsessed with Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction as a kid, and a few years ago my roommate was watching it and guessing if they were real or not, and I remembered all of them from when i was a kid and "guessed" them all right, and my roommate was like wow you're really good at this

[@itsnickylevans]

Tim Allen did an interview where he said the original script was him shooting Santa instead of him falling off the roof

[@d0rm4ntp4st3]

first name jarvid. Last name? jorsin

[@ecliiipsssse]

the name's jorsin... jarvid jorsin

[@MemeSupreme69]

Anastasia is the most interesting person in the world.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Herb dilemma absolutely a witness protection name 😂😂

[@Toxic.Mangaka]

I’ve got an even better one. My 6th grade soccer coach was named “coach butts” and his father is named Harry. I’m not saying his grandparents hated his father…howEVER

[@samrosemp3416]

in my room straight up jorsin it heh... and by it I mean my jarvid... heh...

[@DangerousPBJ]

I bet you're jorsin it to Jarsinio Hall. Gettin up in his gibbleguts.

[@JinStreams]

The santa clause tv show reveals that the santa tim allen kills was actually a kind of ritualistic suicide to create the perfect santa clause lineage somehow.

[@sweetdisposition279]

The Santa clause what now

[@kiyasthriftycrafts]

Excuse me, what now?! That’s nuts but I’ve been wondering about that

[@tellmewill]

The Hereditary Santa Clause

[@luciebradley3411]

Herb Dilemma sounds like one of those Spy/Rich/Unusual in some way shape or form Kid TV shows - KC Undercover, Richie Rich and Herb Dilemma

[@idknemore525]

I was today years old when I realized that Wizard Kelly is a play on Magic Johnson.

[@Rita-kx3yr]

I never knew Ms Bellum's first name. You're telling me her name was SARA BELLUM! That's fantastic

[@1WEareBUFO1]

STILL not as crazy as Herb Dilemma!

[@Ghost-lt4sf]

Omg, I was wilding out when he said her name out loud and it dawned on me after two decades that her name is a PUN?! amazing 😂

[@Nagchampa765]

I feel like Anastasia thought if she read one it would have less interruptions and derailments but such did not happen 😭

[@Kingbimmy]

Herb Dilemma is absolutely gonna be in my rotation of phrases that none of my friends and family will ever understand the context of, even if I attempt to describe this podcast episode 😭

[@Lindseyisloony]

The Santa Clause clause is funny cause WHAT court of law would they be planning to take him to? Talk about jurisdiction issues! And I feel like some court of magical beings or whatever would not be the most stoked about the complaint. "We forcibly gave this regular human who didn't know magic exists magical powers and told him he's now a being that he thought is a fairytale character and now he won't cooperate with us!" I kinda feel like that would get a "You did WHAT??" reaction, ya know?

[@internetgal38]

I fully thought Jordan was doing a bit with the shotgun to Santa thing 😭. I wish that happened in the movie instead 😂

[@kaiyajo23]

I’m basically working security in my building rn (college RA) and this was posted right in time for my round of an empty building perfect timing

[@1WEareBUFO1]

God be with you

[@aila6814]

Jordan truly is a trickster of the highest order but that Herb dilemma joke anastasia made was top notch.

[@jema7119]

herb dilemma is the name of an ace attorney character who is in court of drug trafficking chargers 😭😭

[@cincqued]

Between Two Slurs with Zach Galifanakis

[@jetsmells469]

Jorvis and jardan!

[@puffinroo]

i can't wait to play their countdown on new years

[@Toxic.Mangaka]

1:26:17 I’ve finally started going back to therapy after not being able to afford it since I was 18. (I started therapy when I was 5 and I’m starting again at 27) and I met with my new therapist at the beginning of this month. After our first appointment he said “Get well soon” my brother in Christ I’m coming to see you because my brain lacks the function to make certain chemicals on its own that it’s supposed to. What do you mEAN GET WELL SOON?? We’re in this for the long haul, I’m going to be mentally unwell until I die lmaooo

[@fern9622]

Herbs Dilemma by Wizard Kelly Rowland ft also nelly aswell additionally

[@buggbonez]

jordan just described the plot of Asian Jim and didnt realize it

[@hyac1ntx]

wait i want to get this reference ive seen the office im confused :(

[@buggbonez]

@ there’s an episode where they hire an Asian man to come to work as Jim and troll Dwight. everyone pretends Jim has always been Asian. there’s photoshopped photos with Jim and Pam’s kids. it’s so good.

[@audreynguyen8474]

on the topic of getting on meds, the first time I remember feeling organic happiness was when i was 18 after getting on antidepressants. I sliced open a soft boiled egg in my instant ramen and shed tears of joy.

[@Nightshade1312]

11:13 I knew a family growing up that would go all out for holiday characters to make them seem real, like using doll feet to make green glitter footprints to look like leprechaun tracks, I don't think it went well for any of them when they found out it was all fake. Homeschoolers are so weird (I am not exempt from that)

[@VioletCatbird]

I was taken to see the Santa Clause in the theater as a child and my strongest memory of it is being scared by the body horror and it being dismissed by the doctor 🙁 Between that and Santa dying I couldn’t understand how this was supposed to be a magical fun Christmas movie. It could never surmount the darkness inherent in the premise.

[@LazarusHackman-c2b]

This is what I went through watching Charlie and the Chocolate factory in theatres. I like the Santa clause, funnily enough, but could not stand how dark Charlie and the chocolate factory was. I had to leave the theatre because I was crying too much at one point. Like, it wasn't the kid's fault for being raised poorly, and they're all permanently disfigured as a result, you know?

[@buzzbuzz_bee]

HIS NAME ISN'T ACTUALLY FARTY MCFARTFACE!?

[@thegregnorton]

News to me

[@Lindseyisloony]

I know a Ron Dilemma. I think that's funnier than Herb! My PE teacher had a funny nickname. Screamin Freeman. He screamed at us a lot but was narcoleptic so he'd fall asleep while he was doing it.

[@donielle2868]

I'm narcoleptic and we really don't just fall out mid scream... Maybe he had cataplexy which freezes up some muscles with strong emotions like fear, laughter, anger etc... but not like mid scream sudden napping lol.

[@wirradaisy]

awh I'm gonna miss Todd and Fabian sm! Always in our hearts

[@kiyasthriftycrafts]

LMAO okay but let’s talk about when he steps on the scale at full Santa weight and they zoom in on the scale being 194 or something insane like that 😭😭😭 that number is so crazy unrealistic, I can’t believe I didn’t notice it before. And the “family business line” I was thinking the same thing too 😂😂

[@adrianpink8144]

Aw lol I love the step dad. I would also be concerned if my step kid’s dad was claiming to be Santa. But also he is more chill in the second and third movies and they all stay close. They have their own kid and she considers Tim Allen’s character her uncle :)

[@josh_kerns]

The Clause is not hidden its clearly the border of Santa's business card.

[@Kat-PM]

It’s very small, though. They had to use a magnifying glass to read it.

[@Painfully_Alex]

Pretty certain Fabians "alledged crime" was indecent exposure

[@sttic2977]

italian for luigis mansion lmfao

[@NekaBee]

Someone important that I lost recently told me something I had never thought of; Things don't have to be bad, to get better

[@jyxxere]

This is Anastasia’s world and we’re just living in it

[@normalguy246]

of all the names to precede the surname Dilemma, there's something comedically perfect about Herb

[@coffeewithahintoflavender2923]

erm actually the santa clause isn't in fine invisible print, the mrs clause is.

[@Tim_Kepple]

herb dilemma sounds like a childish gambino rhyme about how donald glover has too much weed to smoke it all so he has to pick the best

[@mrruniccross1226]

Oh I haven't seen the trope happen much, but it is the punchline to the Always Sunny episode of The Gang Gets Trapped.

[@eeshthebeast11]

I JUST watched that episode today! Season 7 is gold!

[@ImBlueDontBe]

Thinking about Luigi going for Santa next and becoming the next Santa clause

[@joyback9904]

Y’all are my #1 most listened to podcast of the year, thank you for all the laughs!

[@refillpan]

welcome come to sad boyz i’m todd and im fabian

[@sabra.waffles]

Jordan's reaction to herb dilemma 😂😂 cracked me up

[@Persiwatchesthings]

In answer to Jordan’s question this did happen to me when I was child. My mum brought me up thinking furry was pronounced /fah-ry/, learnt at school that wasn’t the correct pronunciation. 😬

[@imperfectblkgoddess99]

I just want to say something because I'm early Merry Chrysler and Happy Honda Days

[@dbagette]

Only a few days left for this December to Remember Toyotathon

[@noheterotho179]

46:52 "Or... was it a tailor-made lie" come on you can't skip the classic frakes pun

[@captnpan]

i keep thinking theyre going to say "im jarvis" "im johnson"

[@bauble2618]

the mannequin story is giving mbmbam haunted doll watch 😆

[@captianconundrum]

The mannequin story reminds me of an episode of Bob's burgers, s3 ep9. Where the guy is trying to find his wife,who is a mannequin, because he says he used to be a mannequin too

[@aafrophonee]

Anastasia is my favorite Sad Boy

[@lslhlalnl]

44:10 missed opportunity to say "ill ketchup to you mustard"

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

21:30 “No no it’s fine, I just didn’t think it’d be chinese” tweet vibes

[@natesmith6413]

I sold a Nirvana shirt that I bought from a mall when I was 13 for $600 on eBay and someone immediately offered me $900 for it and I just couldn't be the person who cancels a sale like that. But man it was hard not to.

[@yaytinabean]

There is no way I am just five minutes in and reminded of the halting problem from automata theory 😭

[@JemRuby]

Jarvis' Beyond Belief reference was my favorite part of this episode ❤ Happy New Year!🎉

[@CherryCarry]

1:20:12 I needed to hear that, Jarvis. Thanks for putting it in those terms.

[@KBats]

I desperately want the Jordan rewrite of The Santa Clause.

[@KireiC]

Recently rewatched The Santa Clause and it really hit how Neil, the therapist almost-stepdad is really not a bad guy - he's a bit annoying in the way he's always in therapy mode, but largely he's just a nice sensitive man doing a pretty good job of supporting his girlfriend and her son, even in the face of Scott being an absolute dismissive prick to him CONSTANTLY. We stan Neil in this house.

[@miabiggs503]

David Krumholtz (the actor that plays Bernard the elf) was also in 10 Things I Hate About You opposite the late Heath Ledger in what is arguably both of their best roles. I am including the Joker in that re: Ledger. Patrick Verona was and remains a crush. Bad boy with a heart of gold, PLUS a musical number? Oh yes. Jordan, if you're too Brit to have seen it just stop that. Suspend your UK origins and watch 10 Things I Hate About You, Clueless, Legally Blonde, and Bring It On IN THAT ORDER. They are a) culturally relevant to Millennials specifically and b) really, really, ridiculously good movies.

[@RatKingShriggy]

"this episode is sponsored by ADHD" that's every episode tho 💀

[@zephyrvernier6129]

not santa claus cosplaying anatomy of a fall

[@dbagette]

I had a science teacher named Golightly and one of my classmates was like it was either that or Gosoftly 🤷‍♀️😄

[@a_singular_silly_goose]

she herbed on my dilemma till i volleyball

[@dylanbradford8398]

Shoutout Herb Dilemma

[@sluggii_]

2:16 Tbh was not expecting a JJK reference but I am currently jumping for joy!!

[@ellabluecreates]

The boyz are here to cure our sadness

[@iloveJustinBieber774]

jarvis didn't continue the counting bit after the number 4 😭😭😭

[@iaminside1]

You weren't paying attantion.

[@jonshields5649]

I think Jordan is really cute

[@wverms]

My friend Page says we can't watch Sad Boyz together because of Jordan's actions against Elmo :(

[@JAMMStudioss]

She Herb on my Dilemma til I Volleyball

[@ProfessorProstate-g1d]

lost refferences.... PLEASE PLEASE PLeASE DO THE LOST EPPISODE

[@Lennymoss]

This one went hard

[@zookeeper3322]

in a bit of an herb dilemma rn

[@mal-b8y]

i was really not ready for fabian and todd.

[@lanceelliott2504]

First time I've ever heard Fabian as a name outside of Fabian Aramais Seacaster

[@listerjne]

not replying to people is less of a road to redemption and more of a big shame boulder on top of u and the first layer of the rock is "u like ur friends? prove it" and the rest is A Boulder

[@listerjne]

ana i love ur energy but this is not a stage of journey this is an impasse

[@listerjne]

any kind of direct message is An Airplane or A Cage in that the concept of entering feels like losing my freedom, bc im fueled by my Frantic, but i love mu friends, so convos always feel like the earth coming to a screeching halt, and im scared to feel that lack of momentum

[@listerjne]

this took me years of introspection to understand please credit me if ur message app is a fuselage

[@Nelsifer]

Woah is this the new breakout singer Jarvis as a guest on the pod? Definitely didn’t hear your vocals in QTs white elephant stream ❤

[@shekinahmba3991]

Jarvis is so Arthur coded

[@bloodtree]

WOAH NEW SAD BOYS??

[@PixelOverload]

I don't recall if it was suggested in one of the later films or just some theory I watched years ago, but my understanding is that the Santa Claus that fell off Scott's roof had chosen Scott as his successor and intentionally made noise and fell off the roof and died so Scott would be there to put on the suit 🤷

[@ShootingSkyKid]

Dude, I'm most likely over reading but at around 37:10, Jordan has his hand behind Jarvis for a few seconds but then Jarvis sits up after 🤨 and he sits up until about 41:09, I'm probably overthinking but it is still a herb dilemma

[@gee4411]

She shop on my line till I have nightmares

[@ellenowlin]

reminder for folks on certain adhd meds (and other kinds of meds too) that citrus can totally nullify the effects of your meds. so if ur taking ur stuff and then drink a big glass of orange juice you might be screwing yourself over!!!! even things with just citric acid (lots of processed foods and sodas) can inhibit your meds doing their full job. was reminded of this because of anastasia talking about starting something new and her psych saying she needed to inform them before she started new stuff. no doctor i talked to at any point ever mentioned that citrus would interact with my adderall in that way, i had to learn that on my own thru the internet 🙃

[@vaehtay]

I’m one of the people who thought Jordan was doing a bit and actually didn’t think that Scott Calvin shot Santa with a Shotgun in The Santa Clause. What person are you?

[@gungle2595]

46:43 So, the tale of the wandering dress. A fantastic fabric? Or a fantastical fabrication?

[@Chiaseed383]

She for sure meant money piece not price like when the front of your hair is lighter than the rest

[@B.-T.]

Kinda disappointed that Jordan and Jarvis would focus on the useless "AI Overview" results rather than factual results when they did their google search. Figured they'd be above that.

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

Herb Dilemma sounds like a character from SALIATOS/Baber Westchester (other names include Lordland Candlestick, Gerard Ladelstick, Barcelona Newsweek)

[@_Moe]

I did think the shotgun thing was just a jordan bit. I did not know he was serious lmao!

[@OpposumParty87]

I love you sad boyz❤️❤️❤️

[@H2OBoB1]

i cant not run into a scam when im looking for something on fb marketplace

[@PossumMedic]

Jordan was probably thinking about Detective Crashmore from I Think You Should Leave 🎅🔫

[@yaytinabean]

Also YES justice for Numb3rs