Only Fools and Horses - Albert's sickness plan

A very funny scene from Only Fools and Horses (Time On Our Hands). Because Rodney is still shaken and frustrated over the loss of his unborn child, Albert comes up with a plan to make him forget the past and think about someone else; by someone pretending to be ill so Rodney would worry about them. But as Del starts to act this out, Rodney doesn't seem to care at all, much to the annoyance of Del. Haha so funny!

[@kylegers]

"He said I would live, but he didn't recommend it." Haha, absolutely hilarious!

[@thecornedbeefcouncil9792]

"Only when he's tried to spell it" Dels reaction to that, haha I fucking cracked up

[@kevinfitzpatrick8510]

my favourite bit of this scene 😂

[@jimmybaldwin737]

😂😂

[@darrenlea5947]

One of my all time favourite lines in the show

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

I love how Raquel tries to restrain Del from throttling Rodney. 😂

[@darrenjohn2528]

Reminds me of a line from an early episode. Del Boy talking about his absentee dad: “One day I came home from school and asked him what a cubic foot was........he said he didn’t know, but he tried to have a week off work with it”

[@muhammaddelair206]

I02

[@michaelgrace1298]

Funny, del missed his dad, until he learnt how to punch 👊 straight

[@iainwhiteley786]

"the uncaring little git" 😂😂😂

[@LUFC123]

Absolute classic scene

[@West.Ham1964]

Hahaha love Dels attempt at being ill

[@No1.OriginalTrilogyStarWarsFan]

Reminds me of the first episode. "I think i'm suffering from some incurable". Rodney and Grandad just completely ignore him. "Still never mind".

[@jedw2394]

Always makes me laugh this can just tell Rodney knows del all to well, can see right thru his bs 😂😂

[@andoncroft5154]

He SURE DOES 😂

[@MirageMusicUk]

OI RAQUEL..ooooh Raquel..haha Del Boy is the best!

[@johnmccormick9303]

Brilliantly acted by all of them, but really tons of credit needs to go to John Sullivan, the writing is just exceptional.

[@melb2086]

Oh.. Ah Raquel...can i have cup of tea 😂😂😂😂

[@davidfarmer2049]

The synergy between these guys...... for me Mr N.Lyndhurst is the linch pin but all so talented. IMO all in the timing. NL has it in bucket loads.

[@virginianeil6172]

" a could be on me last knockins ere , and he doesn't care whether I've got yellow fever or foot fungus " 😁

[@_x_daughterofgod_x_2942]

Me and my husband when he's got a cold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielwickham3439]

he said i would live but he didnt recomend it!

[@kosovaisalbania3720]

DW bro 😂🤣😂🤣

[@johnoxenham8080]

Oh yeah well, the doctor said I might live BUT.. he didn't recommend it 🤕🤣lol

[@markorollo.]

has he ever suffered with pleurasy? only when hes tried to spell it, lol also, THE UNCARING LITTLE GIT, been called that myself a few times, cant think why

[@circle2867]

pleurisy

[@circle2867]

better late than never

[@DEC19775]

MarkoRollo brilliant line by Rodney(Nicholas Lyndhurst)

[@brandongill2577]

"The Uncaring Little Git!"

[@virginianeil6172]

my heart will break into pieces when sir David jason , Nicholas Lyndhurst and Richard Wilson pass .

[@gedski100]

You might beat them to it 🥴😱

[@mackenziematola6095]

Man this is exactly what I thought of this morning, 😣 I wish God or whoever is responsible to give life gives him another 50 more years this man is a blessing to this planet! 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@charliecatesby3346]

What does Richard Wilson have to do with it?

[@vinnyclarke5860]

Cheerful fucker

[@dannydorko7075]

richard wilson? so random

[@richieb1990]

500th like, love when he says only when spelling it 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@CalamityHillMusic]

Why have i get rogue traders videos in the recommended list when i watch only fools and horses XD

[@benmatheson1189]

Similar program innit

[@guyparham575]

Only fools and horses is a very funny

[@andoncroft5154]

Del's reaction to spelling pluracy, sat up angry she pulled him down 😂

[@peterjohnson1332]

OFAH forever. Cushti. 👍

[@bigbeatyswollocks4859]

Magiiiic

[@DamiensTrainsandTravels]

crafty old git

[@markj5054]

😂😂😂

[@hayleydodds8751]

This time next year Rodders…

[@willbaker6532]

So couple problems here 1. Its 6:30 in the morning which is unusually early for them to be up this early so why is rodney coming over at 6:30am 2. On the phone to Cassandra del says Rodney's been out to the early hours that night and Raquel points out del was with him so how are they supposed to believe deals been so I'll they had to call a doctor in the night before when in said night he was out with rodney till the early hours

[@mattbradley508]

Sudden illness.

[@joshokffeebothuokeeffe5813]

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[@Grant5896]

3. Stop nit picking.

[@davidhodges1153]

Good thing Raquel decided not to go back to acting: of that's her ack' of a worried wife warning his brother, then that is very, very poorly.

[@Adamdow95]

1:28

[@katiejohnston6783]

Fantasticcx

[@shane-irish]

Un careing git 😀

[@kevinprior3549]

The uncaring little git!

[@leestevens1808]

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