Opie & Anthony: David Caruso One Liners w/Patrice O'Neal (Video)

0:00:00 - January 11, 2007 (w/Patrice O’Neal)
0:32:18 - January 12, 2007 (w/Bob Kelly)
0:46:57 - January 15, 2007
0:52:54 - January 16, 2007 (w/Bill Burr)
0:59:54 - January 19, 2007 (w/Bob Kelly & Kevin Smith)
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[@vasectomyfail442]

love the lip synch editing on this, i was fawkin dyin or sumpthin

[@kulascott581]

Nice job adding the video.

[@brianbeach4215]

I was laughing so hard at the rocky impression by Ant😂

[@slyjokerg]

Rocky impression? Well then.... your laughter sounds like it will be forever.... etched in stone. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hulkangry5546]

That was fucking priceless.

[@D-Fens_1632]

"New" Patrice material! Thanks!

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Dude there's so many O&A and Black Phillip episodes uploaded. Literally 100s of hours, fucking get to it.

[@lloydgreen1519]

Stallone’s part and trying to break down the formula had me in tears...Hilarity x100

[@VideoEgo1]

I heard it live and I died laughing

[@brennanspice2737]

“What noise does a baby make... when it cries” WAAAAA

[@slyjokerg]

I guess that would make that kid... a crybaby. YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Ask Uncle Paul

[@Cheka__]

The same noise it makes when it gets a visit... from Uncle Paul.

[@ineedscissors6176]

43:45 to 46:57 is one of my all-time favorite segments in O&A

[@slyjokerg]

I have been watching this old Opie and Anthony clip for a while now, but I think I am going to.... linger longer. YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Man, Patrice's phoner. "I don't want to be condescended to". That avoidance of victimisation is so endearing, he could bring whites and blacks together, call everyone out and be absolutely adored. So fucking perceptive. I fucking love Patrice.

[@Biggyfication]

where does he say that?

[@theoriginaltommysteward]

Wait...there's a whole hour of this??? Can't freaking wait! Edit: Beautifully edited...the part with Ant's Stallone impression was hysterical.

[@slyjokerg]

If you can't wait...... I suggest you don't try to get a job that entails serving people at a restaurant. YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jabberman3000]

this ranks as an all time classic OnA video

[@rofl315]

Thank you for giving new life to these bits!

[@slyjokerg]

I guess you are doing out a WOW! throwback, asking someone to show their bits. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[@daviddiaz529]

David Caruso in CSI Miami is who Chris Hanson would be if he were a cop.

[@Cheka__]

Yes 😂

[@slyjokerg]

I bet if Hansen were a cop, he could.... Catch a Predator. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Why don't you take a seat.... Right over there YEAHHH

[@brendencornelious147]

Patrice. Yea count me in

[@jasonnickell9420]

My dad past a month before Patrice. Two of the funniest fuckers that ever lived!!

[@superman6210]

This is great. Caruso compilation is still hilarious

[@GNGRkidRIGHTthere]

" I've been doing radio...since I was 18."

[@brandonobaza8610]

"The show's on a roll. Maybe...... I should go to the phones."

[@SleeepyJohn]

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@theshit2070]

😂😂

[@bucksatanII]

Lets go to lady trucker

[@imemberberry]

Comment sections sometimes rule.

[@fabiofabio7381]

Stallone bit at 39:57

[@chucknorris7900]

Patrice was a genius man, always a pleasure hearing him in his element. Thank you for the edit and upload

[@slyjokerg]

Late in the video, it sounded like Bill had a Burr in his saddle. YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[@anadin0612]

Anthony loved making Patrice laugh. Anthony can't be all bad.

[@slyjokerg]

But Ant actually thought Patrice was a big, fat ni..... YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

I guess love really is... Blind YEAHHH

[@dougburr4192]

Ant doing Stallone finding out his girlfriend has a black kid had me dying laughing.

[@misterme795]

oh i heard that on the radio in my car when it came out. i had to pull over.

[@slyjokerg]

"ANT" doing something funny... well I'll be a monkey's UNCLE. YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@CapitalJJ]

16:00 Anthony's Shatner-Caruso

[@slyjokerg]

They aren't getting it right. A Caruso would be the crew at the scene where a guy was killed by suffocating in a pile of tree bark in the shape of coins, and Caruso would say, "Someone should have told him......... to not take any wooden nickels."...... YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@slyjokerg]

It is only 9:23 in, but so far, they are missing the Caruso head tilt. He did it on NYPD Blue, and he did it a lot on CSI Miami as well. He commonly has his head tilted to the side when he talks, especially when he is getting super serious.

[@Echuron]

25:22 Star Trek Voice was hilarious. The video edit made it even better.

[@thegiftedone]

Love it! This deserves lots of tips! More please! Ty

[@R.A.M.10]

YAS! Haven't been on this side of KZbin in a while and needed some funny in my life. Crazy how I was just talking about how cheesy Caruso's one liners were with some friends and this pops up on my subscriptions updates. This matrix is wild af lol. Glad you're still uploading man and that the channel is going.

[@Zkullz69]

Opie really drove this show into the ground.

[@acoop9865]

Yeah if only it was as good as Live From The Compound... Wait no sorry, that show blows

[@benitosotelo444]

@@acoop9865 still better than Opie radio

[@NovaLena22]

Opie & Anthony were at their best together. Once they added Jimmy to the mix, they were unstoppable. But each on their own, they suck...BIG TIME!!! It's a shame. I was a huge O&A fan...I miss them terribly.

[@512Screwhead45]

A Coop opie sucks

[@alZiiHardstylez]

@Chip Chipperson Timely.

[@jwoahlnt]

Opie “this things gonna go viral, gonna be huge”

[@garyindiana8075]

If the glove doesn’t fit ….😎 you must acquit 🎶🎶🎶🎶⛵️

[@slyjokerg]

"That's a twenty footer." "Twenty-five." YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[@RockoJerome]

"Exit, stage left, even?" Ok, got it.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Rare Opie moment

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

Love hearing Patrice saying THIS REALLY MUST BE GENIOUS. R.I.P. you great talent Patrice.

[@slyjokerg]

Since Patrice was so fat they couldn't fit him in a single coffin, he is actually resting in.... pieces. YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

@@slyjokerg He would have liked that. Can you imagine him on the Gabby Pattito murder?

[@slyjokerg]

@@josephedwarddowling5919 Yeah, they would have been all over that.

[@TrillgataQ]

The 'YEAH' catchphrases are fantastic

[@Tubanapoleon]

Thanos: "I am ..... inevitable" Caruso: "hello inevitable, I ...." (Puts on infinity shades) ".... am Iron Man"

[@theax40]

Kinda disappointed they didn't realize that Caruso was in Rambo First Blood

[@Kayne86z]

Holy fk... How haven't I ever seen this before.... Peace ✌️

[@Anthony13648]

Im crying im laughing so hard

[@jeremyscaggs7315]

The show would still be on. If it was just the one liner then the credits then on to the next show. Lol

[@JustMe-qk1mt]

Thank You

[@ericanulph1980]

This was fucking platinum😅😅😂

[@RanThaMan]

Before I start, let me predict that all the momentum is halted by a call from mat in Boston and Doug in Kentucky.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

If you're climbing up the ladder And you hear something splatter That's YEEEAAAH!

[@pessimistprime4877]

Great bit... But the "callers" add nothing!

[@Halluci44]

You put the wrong word in quotations

[@LeroyFurious]

The Lord's Work.

[@edmundmclean2814]

He’s been in radio since he was 18……Or was the radio in him? Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

[@imemberberry]

Caruso is so bad he's actually good, exactly like Shatner. 😎yeeeeeeeah!

[@jasonnickell9420]

43:30, Anthony starts mentioning spaghetti!! I was getting nervous....

[@luke56]

Opie really can't stand two people being funny without him

[@williamrusso3130]

45:30 At least when Ant abused the board, he managed to make it funny.

[@anthonyharlan592]

oh man the dead daughter call was so funny. that one and the black wife caller were prime examples of ants genius board abuse

[@williamrusso3130]

@@anthonyharlan592 Those were just so mean-spirited, but they were hilarious. The black wife call is my favorite example because Ant was so quick to react.

[@AB-mt9nf]

C’mon this is getting old. - Frank, so are you. YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Smile, you son of a YEEEAH!

[@lucky-sz4eq]

I used to watch that shit when I was a kid.

[@AugustThor438]

52:27 out of context is the best

[@jameskeiley88]

This shit cracks me up.everytime

[@slyjokerg]

Other cop: "This woman was speeding on the way to have drinks with someone she never met. It was set up by a friend of hers." CARUSO: "I guess she never learned....... you can't hurry love." YEA....(CARUSO JUMPS BACK IN FRAME AND INTERRUPTS THE WHO): "No, wait, wait... I've got another one... she shouldn't have thought that love could be blind... uhhh... found on a blind date... AH! Shit!" YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CARUSO JUMPS BACK IN AGAIN): "No, wait, I messed that up, I've got it now... I bet she was going to a Rush concert, and the opening act was Third Eye Blind." YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CARUSO TRIES TO COME IN AGAIN, AND SECURITY GUARDS DRAG HIM AWAY, DESPITE HIS INSISTENCE THAT HE HAS AN EVEN BETTER ONE) Security guard: You should have stuck with the first one.

[@josephguzman4737]

I thought of one : Anthony " why are you covered in blood and who is that girl on your bed " Patrice" she told me she was 18 , I swear! " (cue music)

[@Dominic078]

hello my.....ragtime girl YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Anthony briefly channeling his inner Opie.

[@SupraRy]

Patrice - "I'm hunGRYYYYY" hahahahaha

[@joezib]

Overcast or night time ..the sun glasses come on😎lol..

[@chrisaltobelli]

Holy shit the Rocky bit was perfect with the video to it. However I feel like he said lady cancer because he can't properly pronounce uterine cancer.

[@SGMIV]

you can tell this was the initial reaction to CSI Miami, Horatio Caine is a modern classic performance. Instantly recognizable...

[@slyjokerg]

Was it classic?..... or did going to class make you sick? YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

F.Y.I. for F13 fans, Caruso's wife at the time played Edna Hockett in Friday The 13th Part 3 who, in the words of Joe Bob Briggs, "gets a knitting needle rammed through her noggin".

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

At least David learned his lesson from NYPD Blue.

[@bennyhath1789]

13:07 patrice chipperson or sumthin

[@hareeballsack7379]

This is a legendary one thank you trist. 30:39 says it all.

[@flagrantidiot4284]

15:00

[@och70]

Watched that show every week when it was in its original TV run. When they look back at it, and break down its awfulness, they're 100 % right - it was fucking awful! haha

[@slyjokerg]

Was it awful..... or did it make you.... full of awe? YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@howardroth2501]

Caruso was good in King of NY

[@benjaminperez7328]

Walken: “a-Hey,…..a-you.” BLAM! Adios Caruso’s head!

[@B81Mack]

Caruso was an overacting ham on Hill Street Blues 40 years ago and only got worse as he fell in love with himself. Dennis Franz, by contrast, was outstanding back then and only improved over the years because he was humble and truly talented.

[@dorpth]

I never understood why he tried so hard for his character to look like Alex DeLarge in that show.

[@slyjokerg]

It was NYPD, not Hill Street. I bet being corrected like that.... gives you the "Blues." YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

​@slyjokerg no he was on Hill Street Blues as a gang member.

[@B81Mack]

@@slyjokerg , he was on Hill Street Blues as an Irish street gang leader before NYPD Blue. Both he and Dennis Franz had roles on Hill Street first.

[@slyjokerg]

@@B81Mack I knew Franz was on it, but had no recollection of Caruso on that show. I feel like a real... Hilly goose... YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tundrabear01]

The only time was even remotely ok was when he got his ass kicked in Rambo

[@matguerra333]

I bet that #billburr guy is going places.

[@Vengeful644]

44:00 lmao

[@FlashyVic]

10:20 Patrice completely loses after an Anthony one liner....well you didn't think that Titsy made him laugh, did you.

[@christopheredman4960]

34:30 OMG if you didn't hate Opie before this clip ! What a no talent snake... I miss Patrice so much like he was a brother I swear.

[@carlosdanger4648]

Wasn’t the original Las Vegas

[@sguraya7223]

I think the president quotes and jaws quotes are proof that if you put that "duunnnhhhh" sound at the end of any quote it sounds retarded. Like try this with "are you talking to me", "ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster". Oreven "to be or not to be... That......... Is the question.... DENNNHHHHH" "Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes?" "Well then you better catch it" DUNNNNNÑNN

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Pull the trigger If you see a YEEEAAAHHH

[@matguerra333]

Anthony is the funniest one on their always.

[@dbrown2264]

The shame is David Caruso is actually good. His role in NYPD blue was great and his role in Proof of Life was also great. For real. I think this schlocky crap was more the fault of the writers and producers of this dumb show. He was just collecting a pay check. I get the point. But I think this is a function of crappy TV.

[@KazuyaAmon]

Just gonna leave this here in case I need it 45:22

[@slyjokerg]

It doesn't seem that Patrice understands that the music plays after Caruso delivers his terrible, punny, cornball line to end the show's open each episode. The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" is the show's theme song. He seems to think that it just happens "whenever" during the show.

[@AndrewBarsky]

He is SHOCKINGLY bad. He is icing on the cake of an absolutely horrific show.

[@nolancho]

Stop trying to sound like patrice. Eeeyuck!

[@AndrewBarsky]

@@nolancho Yep, because using the same word is trying to be a Patrice knockoff.

[@louis3141]

Great video man. I wonder when that assclown Zarchivo will steal it & just upload the audio......

[@TristypoozOA]

Does he do it that with MY videos? I don’t mind that so much as long as he isn’t taking all my edited videos. The audio is fair game as long as he isn’t monetizing it

[@louis3141]

@@TristypoozOA There was 3 videos were you can tell they were ripped. 1 especially because it was cut into 3 parts & that was the original version because of an audio glitch in it. I don't know if he does yours, I just know he has taken other peoples upload & not even bother to edit it.

[@bearpickle]

Looks like she won't be .... having a nice day YOWWWWWWWWW

[@isabelleger2815]

Honestly I always ignored him I watched the show for the stories and Rory and Adam!!

[@yackum_3331]

Yikes

[@justinfischer1822]

"Yes Frank......TV is garbage."

[@hulkangry5546]

Holy fuck Caruso is worse than Shatner.

[@Cheka__]

He really is. Ten fucking times worse.

[@calebwhite1132]

Chris Delia stole this

[@robbienesbit5694]

Can you imagine how much they pay this guy😅

[@DnBVeder]

Why do I find this stupid ish funny 🤣🤣 FFS

[@Mrsteisag2]

It’s purposefully hack

[@johnjack902]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Shouldn't David need sunscreen and an umbrella?

[@LeonardJenkins-l3v]

Ha ha

[@UncleTeddy314]

SOOOOO WEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL DDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@johnjack902]

Thaaaat waaas fuuuuuunnnnnyy. Hahahahaha

[@bryanbarnaby3014]

Caruso was a bad actor. His one liners sucked. What was the deal with those side shots really he sucked tremendously.

[@Kjrw1991]

Bob is terrible in this!