Opie & Anthony: Ellen

[@Brakathor]

I miss the days when gay-bashing like this was a sport.

[@KC-bg1th]

Now we have to poach.

[@sdry]

It still is where I live what is amazing.

[@TheFitz741]

Me tooo

[@johnbrewer62]

Amen

[@TheMotherfer]

"You're breath smells like a california roll." Fuckin priceless.

[@melissachartres3219]

your

[@jefffawcett]

When Jimmy gets going on an angry/funny rant he's the best. Can be about Ellen, bears, birds, Ben Franklin, whatever.

[@cantilever]

"She waves it under her nose like one does a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving!" This deserved a bigger laugh in-studio...

[@MrTNails]

Best part of this is Anthony's laugh

[@DaveFromVh1]

bring back this Norton!!

[@roguedisciple5961]

Yeah, Jim and Sam is so boring. He needs to just join Compound Media.

[@TaiMaiShu0k]

Ellen shrugged him off as he was trying to be friendly with her, which explains the animosity and hilarious ranting, if anyone was wondering.

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

Yes, I remember. It led to a hilarious rant, though.

[@Clembo]

Kevlar Moneyclips This. The story makes me cringe when I think about it.

[@J43rv1]

Classic Yimmy.

[@AdamBorseti]

Now, she's finally getting what's coming to her!

[@russBwright]

Who doesn’t Ellen shrug off while they try to be friendly with her?

[@MindstormRecords]

I love when Ant just loses it lol he's got a great laugh

[@TheyCallMeJesse]

He sounds like Basil Brush when he laughs lol yes he has a great laugh :-)

[@jamesbaggett7223]

"Ellen doesn't like pussy...." "No?" "She LOOOOOVES IT!" Norton was on a damn role

[@ChrisCastellaniCLC]

“Ole Dorito lips” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

[@Blackphillipsupporter]

I almost pissed my pants when he said that holy shit

[@johnsmith-ih7cf]

I literally died when the Laurel and Hardy music came on.

[@SluffAdlin]

2:00 Ants laugh is hilarious

[@Fistwagon]

Hahaha when Norton just keeps going like that. He's the man.

[@derekgleeson1353]

The destroyer at his cooling worst here

[@QuintTheSharker]

Holy shit jimmy this is making me cry

[@FSinWCR]

once the Laurel and Hardy music hit, this became a classic.

[@Gustavo-fm2vm]

It deserves millions of views.

[@TedStickles84]

Ol’ Dorito lips

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

3:15: 'It's just for shit'....Ant had me (and Jimmy) howling with that one.

[@randybennett2989]

Oh I miss these day's

[@horacrux]

OMG JIMMY IS THE MAN

[@antonio8904100]

Outfuckingstanding!

[@AbcAbc-sp1od]

5:43 lol

[@manoneal1724]

I agree. I don't even dislike Ellen, but she does mad charity and always says kind things so I want to see her taken down a notch.

[@watchALLthethings]

Hey look, a few Ellen fans in the comment section.

[@boosh90]

I have decided to now spend the evenin watchin laurel and hardy videos thanks jimmy :)

[@FrenchFriedPataters]

Does anyone know what episode this was?

[@allisonbrady1364]

and now she is cancelled

[@pretorious700]

Anyone.who.finds.Ellen.humorous.needs.to.take.up.traffic.dancing

[@HackBennys]

Oof.

[@alyxi]

Doug Stanhope's cancerous laugh is great

[@WhenAllMenDoubtYou]

0:23

[@Demendred]

@coffeecreep2000 lol no problem. I'm surprised no one had jumped on that.

[@thesillyzebra]

King of Kings, Jimmy Christ

[@Nightwing690]

the boys don't bash ellen enough, they need to increase the ellen bashing

[@pretorious700]

I totally disagree, Oprah is worse......Is Oprah still on? Just kidding, your comment is perfect.

[@NeverAloneForever]

What do they dress like?

[@Dervraka]

The last couple years they boys seem have toned down the gay jokes from what they did in the late 90's - 00's. They will still occasionally drop a Robert Reed or AIDS joke, but they don't seem to do the long bits like this one.

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

It’s because of the hurt feelings mafia. You can’t just joke anymore, ya know 😂

[@dsriggs]

@blacktopaz8 Hoo hoo, you know I invented Uncle Paul, Robin?

[@billyboy80]

whahahahah

[@iheardthatcurtis2424]

or a mature gander tss tss.

[@booates]

get it, shes a lesbian

[@tonybatisa9448]

I got Jimmy beat Anyday! Takes a Jersey Guy, To Go at a Jersey Guy, For Starter's He needs to put The WEIGHT BACK ON! He's starting to look sickly like SHARPTON.

[@MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle]

Wow unusually high view count

[@MEpianist]

Not funny.

[@Jack655321]

I love Jim Norton on O&A. I enjoyed many conversations with him, Patrice, Bill Burr, Louis CK. But every once in a while, they go of on something I don't support. This is one of those times. It seems he's genuinely uncomfortable with some lesbians dressing more masculine. Too bad, cause I know to guy to be a smart and often empathic person. Kinda disappointing.

[@MultiMoviesAndTv]

You see what you did there, you choose what you're offended by but you listen to every other horrible thing they say and laugh along like you just said. When finally something that doesn't fly with you then woahhhh everybody stop everything jacques is offended. Fuck off, this is comedy everything is okay to make fun of.

[@Clembo]

It's quite clear he is just going for comedy. Lesbos dressing masculine doesn't really bother anyone, it just seems stupid and it's a good thing to rip on in a pinch, particularly because Ellen is a boring programme for dumb old cunts.

[@jefferyhinkle4585]

Did your mom come out as a lesbian shortly after you were born?

[@mattb8943]

Kevlar Moneyclips Truth.

[@dorianl04]

did you write this comment with your VAGINA? you sensitive little flower

[@mikeodonnell6799]

Samantha Fox is my kind of lesbian

[@eff-google]

Jim is legendary here

[@johnsmith-ih7cf]

He really is.

[@adamgoldsteintv]

I bet Jimmy would kiss Ellen now

[@Ks-yq4xt]

This is a fine clit hood you've gotten us into

[@_bergflow]

This aged pretty well

[@tracypiscopo8182]

I wish more people have seen this. Its fucking hilarious

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

ikr

[@RyGuy900The2nd]

This is so much funnier knowing what we know now about Ellen

[@Cheka__]

We now live in a world where this comedy gold isn't allowed. Pathetic.

[@DehumanizingSounds]

"But I don't have any hair pie..."

[@RyGuy900The2nd]

1:58 I love it when Jimmy stammers for insults

[@jesot]

"It's Lance Kerwin" and it was all she wrote for everyone else there. I was dying listening to this the first 10 times.

[@BeautyBar208]

I cant breathe

[@H3NDR1XXgaming]

2:26 haha! when ant make's jimmy laugh, i love it! his laugh cracks me up

[@Bgoff27]

Jesus christ...he really did just have ant gasping for air...good bit.

[@ToneLoco210]

"Ohhh look...its queefing"! 😂

[@talladegajunkie1439]

And then Ant loses it laughing......... I nearly wrecked my car when I first heard this.

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Never heard Ant tap out from laughing

[@ericciuzio9006]

Jimmy looks like he's coming in for the kill

[@anthonyfoster2190]

Every time I visit my mom she’s watching Ellen. I wonder if she could make it through a Norton special.

[@U3X6785]

Ant lost it when he heard the rolling bowling ball. 1:58

[@mcnesta80]

What I love about it, and I know it's been said before cos it's what every1 loves about O, A & J, is that's exactly how they'd talk about her if the mics weren't there. It isn't gay-bashing, it's unfunny hack scab-bashing using gay-bashing language. Society's become way too feminised, these guys are the antidote.

[@johnclavis]

Gem after gem... some of them don't even make total sense, but he's just on this rip, this tear, and it all works. Great stuff. Thanks for posting it!

[@BDubya1]

4:44 6:23

[@MindstormRecords]

I stalk these Norton videos looking for the LOVES IT! lol Makes me laugh every time

[@sman78spider]

oh jimmy was in rare form in this one

[@Khan.WrathOf]

Boy jimmy was really dusty that day

[@Prka01]

I notice that they used to be much more vicious, at least Jimmy was.

[@TheSlimshadyfan4ever]

6:18 lmao 😊

[@ghostdog2041]

Classic Norton. I miss Tough Crowd.

[@johnclavis]

I love how the guys are all shitting mercilessly on Ellen, but when the "What Celebrity Do They Look Like?" bit starts, they all quiet down and start watching and playing for real. LOL!

[@StoneColdFlea]

4:46 incredible joke

[@upminer6162]

Fucking Picket Line Crosser! call out the SCAB!!!! Awesome

[@AUSROTTENY2K]

"Nice shoes cunt laper" XD

[@RadicalAwesomeness]

HA ha haaaaaaa what the fuck Jimmy?

[@NeverAloneForever]

Nothing prejudicial. Nothing judgemental. It's just dumb jokes. And they know it.

[@derekgleeson1353]

Jim : makes a joke. Opie : immediately repeats it in slightly different words.

[@manoneal1724]

I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was pure self promotion.

[@davidcraig4820]

A gem of a flub/bomb from Jimmy at 00:57. YUCK!!!

[@VaultRadio]

The calm before the storm

[@paulthoresen8241]

Just noticed her initials are ED

[@jackgrattan1447]

+Paul Thoresen A horse is a horse of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, unless you mean a lesbo horse, her name is MR. ED.

[@jamesbaggett7223]

As is any normal man's reaction to her.

[@House322]

Her tie smells like the dumpster behind the Chinese food joint! lol

[@bangdiamondcutter7693]

Dutch boy haircut

[@pubpukeNfight]

SHE LOOOOOOOVES IT

[@fargo22222]

fantastic

[@RaidenTheAlmighty]

I can agree with that. But I think that attitude towards sex in general is different. It seems more mutual than in the heterosexual community.

[@boabesta]

was looking 4 this for a while now... love it when yimmy is sleepy....

[@snappy452]

i betcha ellen would, shed probably even do a dance for it too

[@thefriendsociety]

i think otto and george were actually jim nortons real dad

[@TheGreggiraldo]

Jim Norton ( /w Opie & Anthony ) vs Ellen Degeneres

[@Demendred]

@coffeecreep2000 She doesn't?

[@boosh90]

hard to listen to this while drinkin water

[@drail37]

I really want to find the video of this episode.

[@FireLightning16]

LMFAO

[@tonybatisa9448]

She can borrow mine, In exchange for PORTIA!

[@70goldtop]

@Catman13 Yeah that's called cocaine

[@bojanks15]

@xxfroobxx whats wrong with her?

[@MrJohnybirchall]

Wow, Jim’s got a chin!

[@powerpro21]

Agreed. This shit is funny.

[@MrJohnybirchall]

God damn rich Voss!!