Opie & Anthony: MonsterQuest & In Search Of (11/09/07)

[@bsjett]

Anthony, who carries a pistol while just walking around his house, picked up a stick to fend off a bear. Saving all his ammo for schwoogies.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

@@grilledlettuce1845 he's ready to pull the trigger, if he sees another... He's Anthony!

[@pandavelli8176]

@@Thunderchild-gz4gcif he sees another what, another criminal? Another threat? Another Italian? Come on, that seems like the beginning of a catchy rhyme, so I gotta know: another what?

[@HudsonValleyVHS]

​@@pandavelli8176 N..n...n...nevermind

[@thodstagshorn1198]

​@@pandavelli8176sparkling wiggles

[@BetterThanYou81]

​@@thodstagshorn1198Stop smoking crack and committing so many crimes Sparkling Wiggles!

[@metalmayhem3622]

If you're lost in the woods, don't bother drinking water until at least a day in. --Gregg Hughes

[@coronapapi]

Huh. That's a great idea. Unless you've been hiking like this crap.

[@15days-u1q]

He's been getting lost in the woods since he was 18

[@MikeHegemen]

@@15days-u1q 🤣

[@BetterThanYou81]

Rumor is Greg once got lost on the 18th hole but being he is who he is some Mob boss coincidentally playing the 18th gave him a ride back to the club and all Greg had to give him was some Life experience about how to handle your enemies.

[@nicolascage9440]

I was once in the woods out in West Chester, hiking around. All of a sudden, I found myself on a thin trail winding through trees, deeper into forest. Just as I entered the woodland I got a whiff of breaded chicken strips. All accompanied with sounds of Gollum like noises of satisfaction. I proceeded forwards with caution... as I turned the corner of a giant oak tree I saw a hideous creature, haunched over a pile of frozen chicken products. I was convinced it was Sasquatch... but it was just Sam Roberts. I walked away, unimpressed.

[@pandavelli8176]

Did you document your experience? People around the world would love to know what it’s like to encounter such a deformed, grotesque monstrosity

[@nicolascage9440]

@@pandavelli8176 I told the local Police, but they just laughed at me. They said such a malformed, treacherous, backstabbing horrendous wretch of a creature could never exist!! Then I alerted them to the Sex for Sam tapes....

[@dannydropshot9588]

Gollum with a fro lol

[@QQ-yi6yg]

@@nicolascage9440 What a horrifying experience, praying for your swift recovery 🙏

[@pandavelli8176]

@@nicolascage9440 🙏 🙏

[@jabberman3000]

“The ho rain forest, it’s the one with the nappy canopy”

[@dorpth]

"When you go scuba diving you look down and it's just...." "The abyss." "Let's call it 'the abyss'." Yes, Opie, let's call it exactly the word that was invented to describe it.

[@E101ification]

Lol XD

[@anonymousguy1188]

a·byss /əˈbis/ noun a deep or seemingly bottomless chasm. "a rope led down into the dark abyss" synonyms:chasm, gorge, ravine, canyon, fissure, rift, crevasse, hole, gulf, pit, cavity, void, bottomless pit "a recurring nightmare in which he falls into an abyss" So tech ically its more apt to be used for dry land or land and waterless areas. So not the word made for the bleak openess of the water but as Opie said it could be used in that case. Nice try with the hate though brothaman

[@HansDester]

@@anonymousguy1188 You're an idiot. So think there's no canyons, ravines, pits or voids in the oceans? The abyss is definitely used more in oceanic terms than on dry land. Good try though buddy!

[@HansDester]

@Loser imagine actually being a fat boomer.

[@ronaldcatullus]

@@anonymousguy1188 you a dingus, ya momma a dingus and yo granbappy a dingus

[@SofaKingWashed]

Jesus, Opie's especially unlistenable when he thinks he's "on".

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Delusional as they come...then the typical lie at the end was har to sit through...major douche chills

[@JasonX2]

It's quality bedtime chill listening

[@abuckeye26]

Him thinking he's on is just him doing a hack impression of Brian Regan with unfunny material

[@grilledlettuce1845]

@@abuckeye26 I don't even know who you mentioned but I automatically respect him more than Opie

[@colinmanson5346]

At around the 2:30 mark you see Opie at his worst. He brings up that the woods is a scary place as if it’s some great point and when Ant tops it with a story of actually being lost in the woods Opie has to downplay Ant as if he’s lying. Been a dick in radio since I was 18.

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

Oooh, next summer vacation, hiking through the pacific northwest rainforests, thanks Opie.

[@TheMrplayitsafe]

Did you ever go? It's quite beautiful.

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

@@TheMrplayitsafe Haha, no I suck, I go to work and home. Repeat. Haven't had a vacation. I do live in a rural, mountain area though, so I see some nice nature. :D

[@marz-95]

In search of sasquatch - That was a kick ass In search of. With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams

[@tuco1121]

The opening 30 seconds of this video and all I could think of was... "Did you say footage? Oh, I'd just scratch it.". I miss Ant and Jimmy together.

[@michaelblaine6494]

Aw shiznit good luck topping that sockcuckers tss...

[@tuco1121]

@@michaelblaine6494Opie and Anthony: Jimmy's Epic Carpet Bombing"

[@jakovasaur]

The sun hasn't exploded yet Ope.

[@BusterCherry1]

Anthony's first mistake was listening to a woman's sense of direction based on a memory from years prior.

[@barahng]

I wouldn't trust my own memory from years earlier a lot can change in a forest in that time.

[@chrislevack405]

You coulda ended that comment after the 8th word.

[@AnonYmous-wm6wq]

The fact it’s not about Opie is making him sick. He has to depreciate all of Ants stories

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

I wouldn't be positive in assumptions

[@kenwen3792]

NPD

[@dianesmith3118]

Opie doing his Brian Regan impression was seriously douche chill inducing.

[@DannyBoy...]

He does these impersonations. I swear you would think it was the real people.

[@GeorgeNoory42069]

Diane Smith it's the only one he dared to attempt

[@pjg19751]

You can see how a white girl would fall for him.

[@anonymousguy1188]

pjg19751 well shit I feel bad for minority guys if a white guy can be doofy and still get the thin attractive white girls while a black dude either has to settle for the welfare fat ones, get rich as a basketball player, or get a girl hooked on crack to get one

[@anonymousguy1188]

*Disclaimer: while the above statement does hold true to 98% there is still the 2% that are the exception to the rule and amazingly awesome people. But truth in stereotypes is what keeps stereotypes alive *

[@psfanboy79]

Ants story bout the hills is scary as hell, I hate that lost feeling

[@MartKencuda]

Opie doesn't know about the elephant man. Just wanted to point that to everyone.

[@RmnGnzlz]

He's known about the elephant man since he was 18.

[@callanhutchison1871]

there are no "missing links" its a huge misnomer and it is indicative of a wide spread misunderstanding of evolution

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

I study anthropology. I agree. Though I rarely bother studying anything pre-human. All those almost-humans are dull as dirt to study for me. Buncha' idiots. However, there sort of is a mystery involving what happened to the Neanderthals exactly. And if we coexisted in any meaningful way along side them. The evidence is all over the place and paints an abstract picture. I see some missing link-ishness in that area.

[@SargentandGreenLeaf]

Callan Hutchison OKAY, now tell us how god works all that out

[@SargentandGreenLeaf]

John NoNameGibbon weve been in our current form for over a million years, I don't see how that's an overnight change?

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

SargentandGreenLeaf What triggered it happened quickly. Our current form hasn't changed since.

[@E101ification]

+John NoNameGibbon "Missing link-ishness" - yeah, I bet you're well on your way to a PHD.

[@TheRealRollerCodster]

Like mitch hedberg said, I believe bigfoot is blurry. It's not the cameras, he is actually blurry. 🤣

[@iliekgaems2626]

CACKLECACKLE I LOVE MY LINGER LONGERS OUT THEREEEE - Airwaves cringe to a hault .

[@johnreinhardt5721]

At 16:30 Bigfoot writing the Yeti is a Dooooooooouche on the side of the cabin because the rivalry. That was a great line.

[@mirsad96]

haha Jimmy joking about monster quest doing a jersey devil episode. And then they actually made one

[@henrysmith7276]

Yeah, turns out he was looking to join "The Lords" but just could not find them. After that he had to do "Monster Rain stuff" to make ends meet.

[@michaelmitchell4992]

How funny is it that out of all the woodland creatures that came across Anthony path the one that scared him was a "black bear"

[@danhagen9655]

Well...Opie was right about one thing. His life is completely worthless.

[@groovygamers1]

Jesus, that's not even funny. But to be frank his life's worth all of the millions he made that you don't have. Haha

[@CapcomGod]

@@groovygamers1 being rich doesnt buy happiness or friends and Opie apparently has neither these days. A miserable millionaire. Id rather be a happy poor sod with family and friends than a rich douche who burned every bridge except the comedy cringe outcasts with no audience.

[@TheQxx]

At 7:25 Anthony does a *spot on* impression of the zombies/undead in EverQuest. He used to play so I'm sure its because off that. He was terrified of running through Kithicor Forest at night IRL.

[@KC-bg1th]

Love Opie’s story about what would have become a forest fire and how a dead body that was left in the open. Not to mention the feat of determining a skin condition on a body that was burnt alive.

[@ihearsatan]

Opie is like vinegar: turns into piss over time.

[@corncobjenkins6170]

I miss getting blitzed with my friends and watching the history channel...

[@corncobjenkins6170]

+Zachary White man they had one episode on the sistine chapel and my friend goes whys every painting of god look like he tryina catch a football in slow motion or somethin....i fuckin died

[@RmnGnzlz]

So Anthony starts telling a story about him being in a forest with no idea where he was or how to get out. Jimmy: When did you know something was wrong? Were you scared? - Questions than will help Anthony not only expand on his story but also make it sound bigger than it is so the listeners enjoy it more because it sounds more dramatic and serious making it more entertaining. Opie: It wasn't a mountain it was a hill. You didn't need to drink water. Ugh.

[@bodybuildingABC]

0:12 footage? i just scratch it

[@kingseanp9267]

I was once lost in a grove of about a half dozen trees that was between my parents house and my neighbor’s, because my friend and I cooked up and snorted a bottle of ketamine. My little brother saw us walking in circles and herded us back to civilization, a mere 20 feet away. Ahh, I miss being a teenager sometimes…

[@juliusaftermath4646]

lol, Opie ridiculing Anthony was funny, but it wouldn't work the other way. First of all, Opie could get lost in a "boy scout camp ground" for an hour and he'd waste 2 hours talking about it on the next show, and if anyone dared to question it, he'd freak...

[@810wasaninsidejob9]

Ant: I found the holy grail. See? Here it is. Wanna know where I found it gu- Opie: Wait! Wait! Wait! Hold on, hold on! Let's go to Steve in Missouri

[@tubian323]

I used to watch Monsterquest, I gave up after a while because the people on the show never found anything. I call it Nothingquest now.

[@E101ification]

You sir, have a gift for comedy.

[@markwinberry8095]

tubian323 I get it, because they have found nothing, right? Ohhh ho ho ho

[@keithbrockway5759]

I expected a "tssss tsssss" at the end of that.

[@krissaberhagen]

They end up running out of monsters they had to make up possible genetic freaks. Monster mega snake. Giganto shark. Humans...

[@pandavelli8176]

So I saw dis monsta girl on line at the bank… I WAS FUCKIN HER!! OOOOHHH!!!

[@martinmcgorty]

Anthony thinks blacks are the missing link.

[@markwinberry8095]

The only problem is that they are not missing enough. It is our fault for feeding them and allowing them to multiply. Just track the population change in Africa since we started feeding them some 50 years ago. Sadly we have been doing the same thing here via foo tamps.

[@E101ification]

+Mark Winberry - You do realize that we're all descended from blacks, right?

[@amalekgoyim713]

E101ification you do realize you're a fucking moron right?

[@KC-bg1th]

E101ification And they descended from amoeba. Big whoop.

[@BoOgEdYmAn]

@@E101ification let the man make a great point

[@michaelmitchell4992]

You know opie, bad radio doesn't come out of the "abyss" just bad show hosts

[@ChrisCastellaniCLC]

The Leroy/Mr. Spock joke was fucking genius

[@malevolence85]

Dooooooooouche! Leeroy Nimoy needs to shave his creepy molestache.

[@ScoutFinch713]

Anthony was referring to the opening to the show Sightings not In Search of

[@brocktonma.1816]

When lost in the woods you need to focus on something in the distance no matter the direction and walk to it. If not you will walk in circles. It is unavoidable unless you have a visual target. Another option is to follow the sun, as we know it goes East to west.

[@Cheka__]

Reality tv ruined the educational channels.

[@asdsafasf3]

you can get a really good walkie talkie and just write down the frequency of the local ranger station. can be hand charged too. works better than a spotty satellite phone.

[@sydIRISH]

"The duckbilled platypus, God's mystery or alien?"

[@shellbacksclub]

we always have to take their word for it when it comes to the "science" that comes back.

[@resident429]

I loved both of these shows.

[@jackglaser2001]

Anthony sounds like camping to him is sleeping in a strange motel lol

[@Tinyman.]

4:10 you were pebble climbing. Have to admit that got a lil chuckle out of me. well done opie. first laugh ive ever got from you. most likely the last too, untill you drop dead. then i'll be pissing myself laffin

[@greggernetzke9014]

Greggshells would not be able to handle this sort of ball busting during his near-death hiking experience

[@shellbacksclub]

how is the Patterson/Gimlin "the most ridiculous footage"? Experts literally can't debunk it.

[@evansgate]

yep and its usually the first example people use that bigfoot is fake... i've completely flipped on the issue because the case against it being fake was so weak... it was the 60's, everyone involved swears to it's authenticity, you can literally see moving glut muscles and breasts, no suit has been reproduced nor the walk of the creature has been able to be replicated...

[@bulldawg7232]

In search of first episode aired 1977. Opie was born 1963. He was 14

[@7celestialtrumpets]

The opster. ..................

[@fooster101]

What's happened to Leonard Nimoy's ears ?

[@mooneulogy8717]

go ahead and just stop watching at 31:00. opie goes off on a terrible, uninteresting, fake story.

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Did Bobby Kelly see a mere random wild animal, or something far more sinister? Find out next week, on unsolved mysteries

[@pandavelli8176]

Doot deet doot deet doot deet doot

[@keisterroll]

Do you play Monster Quest during a Monster Rain storm?

[@michellewaldrop9845]

the two episodes that scared me was jack the ripper and the elephant man the elephant man always scared me

[@ms90sbabyy]

Opie makes such great points

[@roterfuchs8201]

4:11 "you were pebble climbing" 1st time Opie has made me laugh from an intensional joke.

[@comradesentournjr3696]

you normally don't like intensional jokes? more of an extensional guy, huh?

[@BJORNArtist]

The great thing about in search of was Spock setting things up and then Arthur C Clark (I think) shooting everything down.

[@optimisticallycynical.814]

Haha he was on the application trail 😂

[@rls0123]

Is Opie actually telling Anthony that being lost overnight in a forest is no biggie? _OPIE???_ The guy who has a personal babysitter to pick him up for work? The guy who has a temper tantrum when a CD starts skipping? The guy who spent half an hour telling a story about being in the rain without an umbrella?? Sure Gregg, no one is as tough and edgy as you! Tell us about all the random strangers you almost punched in the face!! 🤡

[@Excremental_Discharge]

You just said what we're all thinking💯👏

[@rls0123]

@@Excremental_Discharge Hahhaa thanks Steve from Yellowstone 😆

[@brucewayne-ws2cw]

The more I listen the more I believe opie is a fuckin reread

[@shawnnewcomer4879]

O throws all these terrible jabs at Anthony about getting lost, yet Anthony doesn't even acknowledge them😂 Make one joke about O's blueberries and it's a major issue that must be corrected immediately😓

[@WhispersOfaSilhouette]

Leave it alone.

[@reddoor6114]

T Why does this story of Anthony and his girlfriend in the woods remind me of the sopranos? 😂

[@sexywhitebriefs]

ant sounds like nathan lane from the birdcage

[@michaelmitchell4992]

The 2 things that really scare opie is two syllable words and people who remind opie how illiterate he really is

[@hey_its_travis]

Oh no, I mean really walk in the woods

[@casualobserver2380]

Getting lost in Manhattan is a little different than getting lost in the woods of the Pacific Northwest.

[@dianesmith3118]

Who the hell goes hiking without water? Really Ant?

[@markwinberry8095]

If you had listened it was a short stroll, far far from a hike.

[@CurtisB12]

I have an idea.... NO MORE SHOWS ABOUT POSSIBLY FINDING BIGFOOT. Instead, how about a show were pre-watch you acknowledge that you DID find Bigfoot and you show incontrovertible evidence that it exists! Then I’ll watch. Remove the ambiguity.

[@scrubjay93]

Let's just say Ant isn't really outdoorsy.

[@greggernetzke9014]

30:39 get ready for another opster tall tale

[@thecoldcallerguy]

God he’s a horrible story teller

[@EGarrett01]

7:54 is hilarious. As is 15:10.

[@nickphillips5621]

Leroy = Mr Spook

[@borrisg4972]

Is that Mr. Spock or Paul Kersey? yeesh

[@spellboundty]

Joseph Merrick*

[@jayhann1594]

patterson gimlin film. 1967

[@iliekgaems2626]

tired Jimmy is way too quick Mr. Spook is mindblowingly fast

[@johnochiltree1170]

Man opie gives some of the worst advice for being in the woods. First off if you never go off trail! And not drinking water is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@NeckJohnsonNash]

Scorchs pfg tv sponsored by Lucky Buddha Beer™

[@E101ification]

I can't believe people actually believe in horseshit like that. I also don't understand the mentality of people like Opie; "I'm annoyed that people have made it obvious that these things don't exist - I wanted to continue to believe!" - You _want_ to believe in things that don't exist? You don't actually care if they exist or not, you just enjoy the act of believing? I seriously cannot fathom that mentality.

[@itsonlymyopinionok8115]

E101ification what about Aliens and the Paranormal?

[@benjaminwheeler390]

😏 lol, you must be great at parties... Lighten up, sourpuss

[@mrkrinkle72]

Whats.....a.....lean to....sad

[@usaisgood8433]

Why people just scoff at the gimlin film is fucking ignorant! The anatomy is proven not to be human, it had breasts, & if a costume for that time period was much too advance to be a dude in a costume!

[@usaisgood8433]

SlipKid84 good one!

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Colin Quinn said the werewolf story was 100% true...he said there were signs warning you of “lions” to....wouldn’t be surprised....man loves to try and play God

[@carlonicolisdirobilant6150]

He got lost.... in the woods

[@choongification]

9 o's lmao

[@Cam-jx4drgh]

I know everyone hates him, but Opie criticising Anthony's lost in the woods story was funny to me.

[@LambertBowden56]

25:00

[@pfgscorch4471]

yo

[@charles67198]

PFG Scorch hi scorch

[@920WASHBURN]

It's astonishing how unfunny and annoying opie is

[@michaelgallone7409]

Ophie is unbearably unfunny

[@920WASHBURN]

It's astonishing how unfunny and annoying opie is