I Hate Christmas Shopping (Rant)

[@danieldavid3766]

"I hate Grocery shopping" "I hate Black Friday shopping" "I hate Christmas shopping" I think that he just hates shopping in general.

[@diobrando8783]

Daniel David next video "I hate shop"

[@floogg]

GONE WRONG*

[@tazgizmo4399]

Yea probably

[@BrandonAltz]

kodymus prime amazon dodo

[@kirayoshikage8579]

shopping in general sucks

[@spiphl8788]

It’s kind of like how kids at school will just STAND in the middle of the hall when you have 30 seconds to get to the next class.

[@RubyGamer101]

Yes exactly, and it's always the annoying girls for some reason

[@blakeintake]

James Gamer101 and then they get mad at you

[@RubyGamer101]

@@blakeintake yup

[@16soccerball]

When the silent kid is finally needed.

[@deathasuna8909]

Toadiewithachodie FAX

[@joshuakristiniak2953]

I was in gamestop earlier picking up a game for my little brother and me and a few other people were standing behind the "line starts here" sign and some guy was like "are you in line?" To each one of us.

[@SniperMonkey119]

What game are you getting him.

[@letsseepaulallenscard1140]

I was at a gamestop and a lady came in asking for a new mobile gaming device for her child...... _They whipped out a gameboy advance_

[@Jennifer-js6xv]

That's not that bad at all

[@letsseepaulallenscard1140]

Oh and by the way I tried buying a Steam gift card there only to find out that *every single card* in the store was invalid and had to be recalled.

[@joshuakristiniak2953]

@@SniperMonkey119 some naruto game he wanted I forget what it's called

[@DepressedAndDank]

Its all fun and games until someone gets elbowed on Black Friday...

[@HaveanOreshnik]

Usually happens in the US, America, you gotta love the corporations, americans love shopping, shopping, shopping

[@5x100]

hey i know you

[@DepressedAndDank]

@@5x100 Hey I know you too

[@Nikolai70936]

@@DepressedAndDank I know you as well

[@johncrq3594]

*sips* sooo yall gon' shopping?

[@johncrq3594]

thats just white friday.

[@evanlovesfood154]

dats wacist

[@thebizniz2052]

Lol

[@Adam-fu6sr]

PK Snowstorm no that’s facts

[@v1nnc1]

Yes,no?No,yes?

[@PadmeAmidalaEdits]

Just Some Havel With Internet Access lol

[@awesomelyawesome1814]

I love it when people go into a store, park perpendicular in an aisle, and proceed to give their friend who is also parked in the middle of the aisle their entire life story.

[@fellascallmethedrink]

God, that's the worst.....

[@debleb166]

Same energy as gaggles of mom standing in the school parking lot talking about their kids or gossiping or whatever and just refuse to leave

[@vortex7824]

I can relate to this so much...

[@grogu3034]

Optimus in his next video: “I hate people” The next one: “Why communism is effective” And the next one: “ Why a dictatorship is more effective than communism and why I should be the emperor”

[@doublem1354]

Wouldn't it then be an autocracy?

[@nyx8430]

ngl, I would be down for a dictatorship ran by Optimus

[@-Genki]

@@nyx8430 exactly

[@zhcultivator]

Optimuscracy* lol

[@poultry-lover6665]

I'm actually down for those videos

[@psycheart3942]

I especially hate when it's the day before Christmas, I'm just buying some cookies and milk, and then I have to wait 2 years in line for Linda to checkout all of the Christmas presents she bought last minute.

[@simonstewart8263]

This is gonna be me tomorrow

[@bennitooo6913]

Thats why you go at like 1am ;)

[@shinobieevee5941]

And then she takes herself to McDonalds to complain and evolve into a Karen and ask for the manager because she can't get 20 big mac's in 2 seconds

[@fricklapick734]

If Optimus dose run for president he will make shopping without a shopping license illegal

[@Roamingfirebat]

Frick La pick I mean wouldn’t be terrible

[@blackjack8324]

@@Roamingfirebat yeah, but its another thing to pay for and renew so its got its downside

[@archivedfrytoastfrill9675]

Optimus just hates shopping in general.

[@HaveanOreshnik]

Nothing wrong with it, malls are nothing but corporate jails and plus they're always on historical land, such as the natives

[@archivedfrytoastfrill9675]

Never said there was an issue with that, just stating the fact.

[@necrosegamingreaction]

I am the same

[@jonphillips9487]

I don’t blame him

[@bignutz9737]

Were all on Native land dude

[@spencerstudt2737]

It's official, Optimus hates shopping.

[@dearsirdearyou4153]

Yeah

[@lethallawnmower5301]

Studt Truthfully the only reason why I’m subscribe to this channel anymore just to see what he complains about next

[@e-lectgaming9425]

It’s necessary tho so I don’t think he has a choice

[@xaifer2485]

Roxxane Roxxane

[@vodzpremium]

This comment was made by the homeless people gang 🗿

[@helixorarts1192]

and this is why i shop online big brain over here

[@milkshaki8628]

Unpopular Opinion: Optimus would make a good Rant channel.

[@boxeswithfoxes]

He already is

[@blakeintake]

Not unpopular

[@sauceitupbolt6027]

That’s not really unpopular

[@sauceitupbolt6027]

Like nobody would disagree with that

[@milkshaki8628]

Bryce Bolt lol

[@shrimpman.]

This guy is gonna become the new I Hate Everything.

[@ricojes]

This is getting out of hand...!

[@fortisprocer966]

Seriously. I love it though! I was half expecting him to have commented on this video.

[@ye3979]

@@ricojes now there are two of them!!!

[@ThatGuy21872]

@@ye3979 my lord, is that legal?

[@MrAwesome457]

@@ThatGuy21872I will make it legal

[@seandanesmith]

The dislikers are just triggered moms who can’t figure out what nerf gun to get Timmy

[@Dres2000]

And what clothes they like for timmy to wear. Not for himself

[@coldessa1210]

@Sean Smith This is legit the worst insult I’ve seen today

[@necrosegamingreaction]

Just get the nerf gun and go that easy

[@kirakiradiary]

Timmy- Likes Dark Pink,Black,WhiteLikes oversized t shirts.Likes pants What Mom bought as clothes for timmy: DARK RED T SHIRT THAT SAYS FORTNITE TIGHT FIT NOT RIGHT SIZE FOR TINY TIMMY Timmy wishlist(toys section) Violet Toilet Paper Spitball Nerf gun Gator Golf Mr Bucket Yeti spaGHETTy Mom at Walmart: Ooh which nerf gun should I get *looks on toy list * So many! HMMMMMMMM

[@panda3d180]

The best are the assault rifles

[@anangryaustralian8518]

This is no different then black friday minus a few minor differences

[@colonelcorneliuscornwall3547]

That is one of the most inaccurate sentences I have read in this comment section

[@wh33zr]

I love christmas but not christmas shopping.... Ew

[@HaveanOreshnik]

Our country celebrates Christmas, even back then during our years of communism

[@user-ri5oc5rw5b]

But don't you Russian celebrates in January?

[@huntermolitor8912]

@@user-ri5oc5rw5b he said said they celebrates it. He ain't said when they celebrate it

[@colonelcorneliuscornwall3547]

Extra extra communism

[@HaveanOreshnik]

@EpicForce yes we did, but in secret, because it was banned in 1929, but then after 1991, we were allowed to so, in russia today, christmas lasts from december 31st to January 10th

[@HaveanOreshnik]

@@colonelcorneliuscornwall3547 it was until 1924, then it was just 'state capitalism'

[@jenssyromero3947]

To the defense of people that stop at green lights during the Christmas season. I have to do it more often because there is literally so much traffic sometimes if I don’t stop I will just clog the intersection, and I really hate to be that guy that causes more traffic just cause I was inconsiderate

[@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499]

He either hates shopping or people Or both Just like me

[@simple7708]

And if he hates himself as well he is just like me :)

[@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499]

@@simple7708 Wait... Are you a clone of me then?

[@Layla-tg2qe]

@@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 he isnt, but I AM.

[@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499]

@@Layla-tg2qe Wait what?!

[@Layla-tg2qe]

@@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 muahhahahaha

[@Playerofakind]

"I hate Christmas shopping" *LAUGHS IN AMAZON*

[@Playerofakind]

@Enzo 09 ok

[@bandawin18]

I can see why he would be mad about this sort of thing, but I only go to walmart when I can(and it is literally never around Christmastime). I'm one of those people that stand in the isle for over 5 minutes, but hear me out, nobody needs to go to the Lego isle too often and I am usually the only person there. But when its a hectic time like Christmas, if I were ever in a situation where I HAD to get something in a specific isle, I would hurry tf up and get it while I've got the chance and keep moving for other people to get by as well.

[@Nikolai70936]

it's aisle*

[@farxxs]

Muffin Man same We have a store near my house and every time I go there it’s probably around the time where nobody goes there and I always go to the isle that has gaming products (keyboards, mice, headsets etc) and when I see something that I want I don’t leave my shopping cart in the middle of the path, anyone that has a brain would understand that you should not stay on the middle of the path

[@kaden3490]

This is also a description of high school

[@ThatGuy21872]

TRUTH

[@ryan_lmao]

oh hi optimus prime

[@nwc2392]

Driving in Christmas season is so bad, that there are more police officers out there than any other day. That is how bad it is!

[@kevinheatcoat2190]

Christmas Driving Road Rage

[@estrella-h9l7r]

To me, Christmas shopping isn't bad, but Black Friday is.

[@dirtydan1889]

It's all fun and games till someone gets shot on black Friday

[@offerall1718]

An anarchist there was a guy that was stabbed I think over 20 times for a tv on black Friday it's horrible in some places sadly

[@poopenfarten7194]

Offerallaj ik

[@spec4roc130]

Ik people fought over those stuff but geez

[@drawmstr1596]

@@offerall1718 "28 STAB WOUNDS"

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

That's why I just never even go Christmas shopping out here in the forest

[@johncrq3594]

me neither. its hard to go christmas shopping up on archdragon peak, so I let nameless king do it for me instead.

[@Nikolai70936]

yeah, I don't need to go shopping when I live on Jupiter

[@exoticescape5847]

bro i see u everywhere

[@SPICE_MEISTER]

Everybody gangsta till you get curbstomped on black friday...

[@perisleaf]

Basically, it’s just Black Friday but Santa’s watching so Karens don’t get into fights

[@theabbottagencylive5210]

I feel you. Where I live, Walmart has isles that are one way because of COVID-19. People disobey these orders and go against traffic. Makes me livid

[@darthinvaderzimm]

Next: I Hate New Years (Rant)

[@ThatGuy21872]

I have news

[@xfinity1348]

He made a vid on that

[@nolanpinkerton9938]

So I work in a retail store where everything with the exception of the phone chargers and our $10 gift section is $5. As of typing this comment I have to go to work in 1 hour and I won't get off until 1 a.m. and I have to do that Monday and Tuesday. We are closed on Wednesday. This month has been horrible.

[@FirstnameLastName-mr8lk]

What 5 and below

[@randomdude6376]

This comment has been made 1 hour ago, he has entered *the gauntlet*

[@fortisprocer966]

@@randomdude6376 He supposedly got off an hour ago. I doubt he made it. Lol

[@nolanpinkerton9938]

Ya

[@HaveanOreshnik]

The US is crazy about Christmas, no surprise though, it's a corporate pit

[@AzraelDarkness64Gaming]

Even in UK we got some morons around Christmas shopping

[@HaveanOreshnik]

@@AzraelDarkness64Gaming sorry to hear that, my dude

[@ThatGuy21872]

@@AzraelDarkness64Gaming same country, different names, opposite sides of the world.

[@arctictheweeb4111]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one walks foot traffic like if it was car traffic, but if the isles are completely free then I’ll a little drift here and there with the shopping carts

[@erwin_]

optimus: why I hate g o I n g o u t s I d e

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

You can't hate Christmas shopping if you don't go Christmas shopping, right? At least that works for me

[@archdruidbookwalter951]

We get it, you hate shopping.

[@iamquietfire]

Watch opttube become the next KZbin when youtube falls off the deep end.

[@chill4014]

4:29 dude i get annoyed by that every time I go to the mall, there is always that group walking on your "lane" in an F row.

[@grannysmith898]

I honestly thought the title said, “I hate Christmas” and I was about to throw a fit. 😂 Love you optimus!

[@bunters]

I’m starting to think Optimus doesn’t like shopping at Walmart...

[@hispanicbaljeet4076]

Who does?

[@GalaxyDogenut]

Nah, I think he just doesn’t, but it’s hard to tell, y’know?

[@hypenheimer]

"use the right side to go one way, use the left side to go the other" I don't think that's how traffic works, Optimus...

[@littleamberamethyst]

I live in an apartment complex behind a shopping center. Yesterday it took me ten minutes to get half a mile down the road because of traffic. It's mainly because instead of people realizing they're not going to make it across the intersection by the time the light turns red, they'll selfishly go, blocking traffic in the intersection, so that the people who now have the green light can't go until these other vehicles get across because they didn't want to wait. By the time the people with the green light can go only a few cars can make it through until the light turns red, making traffic insane this time of year.

[@carlsagan2607]

I’ll never understand why people go crazy over saving maybe $30 max on stuff... I get it people don’t have it as well as others but unless the thing is close to 40-50% off I’m not going to go crazy for it

[@conniebucher1476]

YOU ARE SOOOOOOO RIGHT!! I'M 58 yrs old and can NOT believe these people!!!! I do my best to STAY HOME!!Anything I need can just wait!!! Love your channel! Watch it EVERY DAY. Merry Christmas!!!

[@palpatinethesenatehog7086]

When you realize that both christmas and new years are on Wednesday.

[@dukling9959]

Christmas is the best time of year and I don't care about the gifts it's the spirit and the coming together of communities. It's amazing

[@v4mpire_d0ll]

I hate Christmas because of the greed...

[@Camlling]

I just hate shopping in general ngl

[@ThatGuy21872]

Next vid

[@flickxpe3690]

At this point you hate everything

[@chickensandwich2193]

We made like 5 rant videos. How does he hate everything?

[@siarrion1851]

Where i live, stopping at green lights is pretty frequent, from people not wanting to stop in the intersection.

[@shadow6743]

I have to say Christmas shopping has been rather easy and no stressful this year. My family just emails each other lists of the things we want the most and the person can pick things in their budget and we are still surprised on Christmas. We also look up the cheapest price and put links to sales and coupons so the person buying the gift saves money.

[@heintschel9656]

This is why I do most of my Christmas shopping online, it's such a headache to deal with idiots at the store.

[@dustylamp7985]

Somebody’s not in the Christmas spirit

[@hotwax9376]

If the foot traffic is going on the left side of the aisle, though, then you should go to the left side. Go with the traffic, regardless of which side it is on.

[@luismedina5792]

ʞɔǝɥɔ oƃ plnoɥs noʎ ƃuᴉʞɐǝl ǝq ʎɐɯ sɐƃ ǝɥ┴

[@RubyGamer101]

Unless I come here every day

[@Layla-tg2qe]

Or is it?

[@e-lectgaming9425]

An Anxious Imbecile “first of all, what even is every day?”

[@youtubesfavoriteidot7714]

Ok ill check

[@willing3510]

Tell me if this is correct"The gas may be leaking you should go check"

[@deeactive1329]

Exactly it's very frustrating for birthdays and holidays it's the same freaking day every year just save up and shop in advance for what you want and I'm a working class person most of my money goes to bills and my saying is if you can't afford it now you shouldn't get it later I only buy things I can get now I'll just save the money if the item is $300 I'll wait til the price drops to $250 for example but I still could have payed the $300 stop shopping outside of your salary and wait for sales if your poor but don't spend money on things you can't afford buy at full price because if your budget can only afford sales then your to poor to get what your getting

[@thicpancakes]

Demetrius Martin what

[@strive2one]

This is why I go Christmas Shopping before Black Friday and Christmas Month. I hate going out in the public I don’t feel good neither and I don’t trust anyone.

[@dxrku7290]

He’s just mad he never got his icing because he was blocked

[@shazzlindsey8972]

Smack in the middle of the rant I get a add about happiness

[@monotonesarcasm]

Another Optimus shopping rant, I love it.

[@bradyn4212]

3:02 It is nothing like that. There are so many options and you have to find what you want. You can't just assume.

[@OdelyxRa]

Lists exist? You should go into the store already knowing what you want. Have a list, a picture, something. Most people have been shopping before, this isn't a new experience lol

[@greendude0420]

It’s not always about the gameplay, but it’s always about the news

[@bruhbruh3736]

When you are also being hypnotised by the constant " I DoN't WaNt AlOt FoR ChRiStMaS" oh my God.

[@butterscotchpi3395]

"oH lOoK HoW prEttY tHAt grEeN lIgHT lOoKs"

[@17Canine17]

5:13 that is the exact reason I hate going anywhere with my family my 11 year old younger brothers will run around the store and when I tell them to stop my mom will get mad at me because "it's not my job to tell them to stop" but they will still continue to run around and that is why I never go in stores with my family

[@RiotSquad]

The news story part got me 💀😂

[@oftenly_called_aaron]

Shopping: exists Optimus: I hate it!

[@Red-tn3wm]

Optimus is about to shoot up his local Wal-Mart. ROFL

[@fellascallmethedrink]

I haven't seen anyone use ROFL literally in years.

[@RanMaru144]

@@fellascallmethedrink I dont even know what ROFL means

[@sittingduck4771]

Merry Christmas to you and mr Pigskin, Optimus!

[@cjprice165]

I love you optimus

[@takeoasylum1775]

What I can't stand during holiday shopping is when there's a group of people together and only one of them is buying something and the rest aren't! Are you kidding me!?

[@Roamingfirebat]

Thank god they do it online nowadays. I hate shopping in these times.

[@rowanmagill08]

We shop early but wrap sooooo late

[@boneless_cucumber7773]

*Next video* : 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁)

[@RubyGamer101]

Next video : *I hate oxygen (rant)*

[@destone.660]

Sometimes im that person standing in the middle of an aisle. But when I see someone coming, I move out of the way like a respectful person.

[@OSTATEboi419]

Love your rant videos, you always say what the average person with common sense is thinking. Going out in public and seeing how braindead a huge portion of our society is, makes it hard to have any faith in the future of this nation 🙄

[@greatwhitestudios3456]

Optimus must love throwing himself into the war zone that is retail

[@andresmartinez6693]

Why does little Timmy's list have forknife and fleshlight

[@kimberlyblanco3695]

hey optimus. What is the song that was playing throughout the vid?

[@hexszeni2407]

I hate shopping in general too

[@lordfilms6993]

I feel like me and Optimus have the same Walmart

[@tyruslaser4604]

Love your vid‘s Optimus keep up the good work

[@bfcofficial17]

Isn't just Christmas shopping just the most terrible time of the year?

[@kevinheatcoat2190]

I Hate Christmas Shopping.

[@Aegisdex]

Ooo ooo do I hate new year’s festivals next

[@astrodawn578]

The walmart I shop at Has this problem, but it is suppose to be the lane to the exit or entering from. The store is design in the best way, but it happens ever time walmart is open.

[@Rosales3269]

The OptiGod has blessed us with more praise!

[@garrett8952]

I must admit I have stood in the middle of the aisle before but not when it’s this crowded

[@dirtydan1889]

It's all fun and games till someone gets stabbed for a rubber ducky on black Friday

[@rexup9987]

Just imagine that someone grabs a box and checks the price and information on it and grabs out phone and check every thing on the Internet

[@ChristianCS2007]

I’m Starting To Think That Will Be A Series On This Channel A Rant Series And A Rant Mini-Series On Shopping

[@ICEEKICKS]

this gotta be the most relatable video yet

[@ICEEKICKS]

especially the driving parts

[@cssoundwave8253]

Gonna be honest, some times Optimus sounds like the only person on KZbin with enough common sense to see some of these problems

[@thatrandomdude5899]

if you see this then yo whats up Optimus

[@kawhisadoptedson813]

Christmas shopping is just you vs the storm of Karens

[@fortisprocer966]

Combine all that with the fact that you can easily stand in line just to check out that single tub of icing for thirty minutes at my Wal-Mart. There's two self checkout sections and there's always a line. Sometimes all the way back to the produce section. But the non self checkout is the absolute worst.

[@YipPlusYap]

Me Christmas or Black Friday shopping: CURRENT OBJECTIVE: *SURVIVE*

[@farxxs]

Honestly I like shopping but I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT when people start pushing me for absolutely no reason and when I ask them politely “excuse me why did you hit me” then they start saying their excuses nO I dIDnT yOu PuShEd Me

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

I just stand opposite of the aisle to look at the brands and pricing of what I'm looking for, so people can keep moving, and if I'm in someone's way, I shuffle around

[@mulsimin__]

Wats the intro theme called?