Crab Cake Sausage

[@magolor2706]

"Lets go over to the tasting table and taste this sausage!" *Goes over to the tasting wall*

[@WasatchWind]

taste the snozberries

[@AxxLAfriku]

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear ma

[@wez_schow]

I actually prefer the tasting wall, watching him squeeze himself behind the tasting table was the cringiest moment of the show.

[@Official_Mammoth421]

Why is this funny

[@Budder1252]

@@AxxLAfriku *PLEASE! YOU SPEND MORE TIME ADVERTISING THAN MAKING QUALITY CONTENT! STOP ALREADY*

[@The_Horizon]

this mans house is now a sausage art museum

[@bakedtoast278]

imagine what the most prized object there would be

[@GuemyYT]

Eyy I like ur vids

[@elderelijah4394]

Oh, funny seeing you here

[@catboynestormakhno2694]

@@bakedtoast278 the man himself

[@mcdougallittell7100]

As long as some people keep sending shitty art to him

[@MegaDoogles]

Sees title: oh neat, frozen crab cake sausage. Starts video: oh Lord he's making his own crab cakes.

[@ddooby2178]

*crab CAKE

[@itsnotme3882]

Better than bingo making bread for sandwiches

[@juniorrivera8557]

He's the sausage kang

[@larryluciano3127]

After this mess we definitely need a flour sausage.

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

That was basically the earth sausage.

[@patrickjanke63]

FLOUR SAUSAGE

[@angelhood101]

flour sausage

[@ananonymoushuman8258]

Flour sausage

[@whocares4932]

Flour sausage

[@A_Random_Rat]

You must do an every meat sausage. You’re the only man capable of that power.

[@rockstickcomics]

Amen brother

[@williamhussey2529]

Lol it’s gonna be like the every meat burrito from Regular Show

[@boredomisinfinity5642]

Babish tried and failed. He did not cook the meat, he tried to turn it all into the stew but our man can cook it right, cook it correctly...

[@jacobc8036]

He'll succeed where Babbish failed!

[@M3TR01DFANBOY]

H-Human meat?

[@The_Horizon]

2:18 I love how that piece of the crabcake just *vanishes*

[@viper9152]

As usual. A person with a tick by there name and they are searching for likes and subscribes. Pathetic

[@The_Horizon]

@@viper9152 am I not allowed to comment?

[@dangamerboss401]

And he goes to hunt the special name person like a wolf with its pray

[@EOTR1972]

mmmm yumy crabcake

[@goldswaggamer4007]

@@viper9152 Looks like you gave up trying to get yours a year ago and now you're taking it out on people for no reason. Go outside

[@RawBerserker]

Can you believe he spent $239 dollars for this episode?!?!?! That's almost as much as the $500 ribs, or god forbid the $1 billion dollar lobster!!

[@dingdawng]

I can't wait for him to surpass the cost of the 200 Billion dollar lobster sausage

[@NuclearTopSpot]

@@dingdawng A whole jeff bezos and elon musks testicles sausage

[@smokeytripod]

I'm sure that lobster sausage cost him at least 678 billion dollars if we account for tax.

[@Newt2799]

@@smokeytripod 3.7 trillion is crazy for lobster

[@charlespoole8525]

He should do the Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani water sausage.

[@colina1330]

Fun fact: it's physically impossible to touch a bag of flour without getting it absolutely everywhere, so you might as well just go for it.

[@troop22airsoft7]

That is very true

[@NeuroticPrincess112]

ordinary sausage is a sleeper agent of rage and his activation words are 'the price of crab'

[@poopypoop5180]

And lobster

[@cavalierliberty6838]

@@poopypoop5180 500 trillion dollars for a sausage was ridiculous

[@jackcullers8604]

Shout out to anyone who's been here since he got the sausage holder

[@trolling9493]

or the first cutting board

[@fuzzydonut5642]

Mr. Sausage really out here grinding away his life savings... On an unrelated note, do an edible gold sausage

[@safwanmuhaimin8263]

With caviar

[@insanity4955]

And 3 heaping tablespoons of mayonnaise

[@jeromeshalom9250]

McGolden Mcchicken sausage

[@jeromeshalom9250]

Putting the golden back into golden arches

[@0ihatetrolls01]

Made this much in 10 mins on his stream

[@ianb2774]

Every single person from Maryland: "That's not how you make a crabcake!"

[@ShogunMongol]

Yeah, I knew I'd see at least one Marylander here. There's not even any Old Bay! This is entirely wrong!

[@JessPoetics178]

I literally cringed as he was making this. My Maryland soul is inflamed.

[@elderrusty541]

@@JessPoetics178 stfu you’re from Maryland

[@hikoplays]

@@ShogunMongol NJ here and im asking the same thing

[@hulubulu9034]

South carolina here and i can confirm this is not how we do it.

[@applelord1308]

The almost flip was still very impressive, years of sausage flipping finally paying off

[@mr.e-machine9422]

That don't sound right.

[@dachuckbuck669]

For any tourists coming to Maryland, this is why crab cakes are expensive

[@justinb864]

Maryland has tourist?

[@eumorpha876]

@@justinb864 yes

[@SoulcatcherLucario]

@@justinb864 all three of them

[@hamiltons.7815]

Please bring back "Should You Buy It?" I miss watching you tell me not to buy products I was never gonna buy in the first place :(

[@ZombieRonSwanson]

I loved the jingle so much

[@QBG]

The utilization of a Lazy Susan is exactly the kind of high-level innovation in KZbin content that I subscribed for. Keep the hits coming, you beautiful bastard genius!

[@rockstickcomics]

I love the amateur feel this channel has. It harkens back to the good old days of classic KZbin where any weirdo with just a camera, a dream and hardly any production value could get big on the site.

[@thatguy-ko6pt]

No one: Marylanders: where’s the old bay?

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

I’m from Massachusetts and same

[@greekfire995]

YES

[@raultrashlord4404]

on a long enough timeline, he's going to run out of edible ingredients.

[@sheepkillindog]

He has barely touched the international food scene.

[@ZZZZZ550]

Heat death of the universe sausage

[@WBT_1995]

Everything’s edible if you’re brave enough

[@dingdawng]

@@WBT_1995 That is both the most true and false statement I have ever heard.

[@Silmerano]

He doesn't only use ingredients though he uses dishes.

[@joshc5613]

"I know you're not supposed to make a giant crab cake but it had to be done." Mr. Sausage understands that your number one priority should always be committing to the bit.

[@ARipeBanana]

Oh hey, a new Ordinary Sausage video. I sure hope he didn’t spend a lot of money on this one! Wait..

[@JJoony_]

TWENTY THREE NINETY NINE

[@shravan1005]

I read this comment as he said "Dont forget mr sausage spent 23.99 "

[@Caledon91]

Can't wait for the the next joke sausage he makes to have twice the views.

[@furiousdestroyer2.050]

WAIT WHAT RIPE QHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[@PebelWasTaken]

Episode 3 of demanding death grips "I've seen sausage" sung by Mr sausage.

[@Aw-vk9oj]

As someone from a coastal area, I have to say this is a train wreck. That being said, never stop what you do, you beautiful sausaged fool. Never stop.

[@chekovsgunman]

“It’s not anything revolutionary,” he says, spinning the sausage,

[@TheBrianJ]

Mr. Sausage is still clearly upset about the $283 he spent on that Lobster.

[@jensl5956]

I believe you mean $358

[@uni9700]

pretty sure it was $472

[@calamaribowl8683]

*$582

[@SamuraiGamer538]

Think It was actually 693.99 after taxes

[@Blakeosan]

For someone who suffers with real bad depression I hope you know you’re one of the things in life I look forward to what sausage will be next

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Having just discovered his channel, but having Real Bad Depression™, I can say that having multiple episodes to binge back-to-back has definitely helped the days go by! 🥴😔

[@veeezis]

Hey, fun linguistic fact about sausages from my homeland, Latvia: "To sausage" directly translates to an existing word "desot". And while "Desa" means "a sausage", "desot" means to run ridiculously fast and it still retains its relation to sausages, it isn't a different word. Example in a sentence? Why, sure! It was getting late and little Bobby Junior was sausaging through the neighbourhood to get home before his parents got angry. "Where is that boy sausaging?" huffed Old Cat Martha, as Bobby zoomed past her, scaring her cats. No joke, albeit a little old-people-speak, it's used in our language. Therefore, "Let's sausage!" becomes "Desojam!" And I get the vibe of having done some kind of mischief or petty hooliganism with my pals and having to skidaddle out of there before anyone catches us.

[@WHATdaFUNK123]

There’s this burger I had called “PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE” which consisted of brioche bun, shredded lettuce, fancy sauce ,2 burger patties one topped with yellow American the other patty white American , topped with a grilled split hotdog , and a macaroni and cheese croquette finished with a Dino nugget spiked on top with a skewer . Also can’t forget the side of fries 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@ServingOthers99]

I had a heart attack just reading this lmao

[@themememixers8965]

You suggesting he make that he make it a sausage or are you just talking about what Americans eat on a daily basis?

[@FreakingPlane]

I got diabetes just reading that wtf 😂

[@spooktspeek]

reading this clogged my arteries

[@DarkToleSon]

I know I'm late, but this sounds dope. I'd eat the crap out of this.

[@saltymarshmellow8044]

Everyone wants to see the 0 sausage, but I'm looking for a 5/5 Mark Ruffalo Sausage.

[@MeltyNote]

is that a sausage made out of 2.5 mark ruffalo's meat?

[@saltymarshmellow8044]

@@MeltyNote oh you know it 😉

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

*Ms. Sausage will remember that.*

[@lonk2902]

Who the hell wants a 0 sausage I want him to eat good sausage that he enjoys.

[@Terrakinetic]

0:30 He never saw 2022 coming

[@faded5754]

The 0 Sausage: A sausage made from every single sausage that received a 0/5.

[@drag0nart555]

And to follow up, The 5 Sausage: A sausage made from every single sausage that received a 5/5.

[@CoalBee01]

Don't forget 2, 3, 4 and 5

[@RedVelvetUnderground333]

Pin this comment

[@franklinchadsworth6651]

1mil subscriber 3 part special 0 sausage, 5 sausage, and every sausage sausage

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

Sosig null

[@mikerelva6915]

It's crazy that OS knows a good amount about cooking, like the right way to dice shallots, make rouxs, smoke brisket, but then he will just make a massive fumble on simply stuff like how.to coat a crab cake or.prevent bursting 😂. He'd be like an MIT math student that can't do arithmetic 😆

[@Advers_Event]

If I had to clean up that much flour, I would've just quit and shut down the entire channel. Mr. Sausage is stronger than all of us. Pop rocks sausage, please.

[@lpris]

I don't think cleaning up flour is half as bad as cleaning behind his oven after ever 5 Ruffalo sausage.

[@timcuatt1640]

I really appreciate seeing Mr. Sausage take the time for the fan-mail all the time. It's really cool seeing the fun stuff you all make!

[@bradwurst8141]

The Inverse Ruffalo-to-Sausage Ratio holds up once again: 3 Ruffalos for a 3 sausage

[@rhetthouse432]

If your working with flour, just buy a cheep beadsheet to use as a table cloth. When your done just throw it in the washer.

[@saintlotus93]

I feel like Mr.Sausage has been very generous with his Will It Blow ratings recently. I would have given that one 2 Ruffalos personally.

[@calelsun]

Maybe we need mrs.sausage and maybe a 3rd judge so as to make it fair and they can average the scores

[@machocheese0317]

Its just because we haven't had any will it blows recently

[@mcgregorli2166]

It may have gotten extra points because of the perfect stick on the landing of the big chunk. Also it had a nice spread with the smaller pieces. I do agree tho he has been a bit liberal with his Mark Ruffalos recently. If he continues the worth of a Mark Ruffalo will go down.

[@machocheese0317]

@@mcgregorli2166 i agree, that would explain it better.

[@zenketski]

I feel like we're seeing the evolution of a man. We asked will it Blow? But do we ever ask why it blow or how it blow?

[@carcasses5131]

Happy to help, Sausage-san It's pronounced "W'ster-shire" Sauce, pretty much ignore most of the letters and you'll nail it

[@Xweiyiq]

3/5 mark ruffalos and 3/5 sausage score not bad. Its been a while since we've seen a 3/5 and because of that we haven't been able to see if the inverse ruffalo theorem works on the middle of the ratings much, but from this demonstration the theorem still hold together.

[@norz6549]

why do i feel like i'm family in this channel with you all.

[@hinglemcgringleberry1283]

bro spoilers

[@MadWorlds97]

As a Marylander, it's a sin having crab and not smothering it in Old Bay

[@Wickie1982]

Lmao was about to mention old bay till I saw this

[@SycipsGD]

Dnc

[@BreadandFaxes]

As a marylander watching this from the eastern shore. Crab.

[@bigboy6959]

This video made me upset I have never seen someone put tartar sauce on a crab cake

[@xandermauer7580]

If he had used old bay I bet it would've scored higher

[@blackout295]

@@bigboy6959 maybe it's just a regional thing

[@RossLH]

As someone born and raised in Maryland, I'm disappointed to see more filler than crab. And tartar sauce...that's a crime. Use hollandaise like a civilized human being.

[@JaceComix]

How has no one mentioned the complete lack of Old Bay?????

[@ss4kaioken295]

People ignore this mans cooking skills outside of sausages

[@kazemian]

I like that he complains about picking it up without making a huge mess despite me waiting for Mark to make his dirty appearance.

[@TheRage1581]

You spilled the salt, that's what's the matter! Spilling the salt is very bad luck! We're driving across the country, the last thing we need is bad luck. Quick, toss some salt over your right shoulder.

[@dillonstec4062]

You have probably sausages hundred of dollars worth of food and yet water and air sausage still reigns supreme.

[@nicksrandomreviews]

Money sausage needs to happen.

[@coladecker3792]

@@nicksrandomreviews pennies sausage

[@thoughtsabout2631]

Dont forgot dirt sausage

[@skucc]

@@nicksrandomreviews Beyond money sausage.

[@zeboomer7297]

I truly thought you were lying until i looked. That hurts my soul a little bit

[@theosouris7063]

5:45 Jr. Sausage be spittin fax doh.

[@sjgoated]

He is actually a good chef ngl

[@mikeyaustin7526]

Lol what

[@DAINSLEF]

Maybe in other ways, but he sucks at crab cakes. Why pay the 25$ for the jumbo lump crab, then smash it into bits while mixing? Just buy the cheap special or fin meat if you're gonna smash it up like that. And all that flour, WTF?

[@Blyndir]

He is the ultimate example of the Everyman chef.

[@____11]

@@DAINSLEF *Imagine complaining....*

[@davedoesthingsdreaded]

Man is not a good chef. He's an ok at best cook but no way the man can be called a good chef.

[@Kai-rc6zi]

2:39 the grinder money shot is why I'm here. Thank you.

[@mcnuttington7122]

I won't be suprised if he cleans his kitchen with a shopvac

[@ldcommando1616]

That gas price comment aged well…

[@whs1pmjazz]

A crab cake without Old Bay is a mistake >:(

[@oroontheheels]

So soothing to learn that there’s other big countries where crab is too damn expensive.

[@CoalBee01]

3 mark Ruffalos, 3/5 it almost definitely seems like it has a correlation

[@MercuryBlackN]

Spoilers

[@saharshmahawar8086]

I think you're up to something...

[@BebopBun]

The sausage's rating is both opposite and equal to the Mark Ruffalo rating

[@CoalBee01]

@@MercuryBlackN than don't read the comments if you don't want any spoilers

[@andresrincon752]

It's almost inversely proportional. Highest Mark Ruffalos = Lowest Sausage rates

[@kroottastic]

When I first found this channel, I thought it was kind of a silly gimmick. Now, honestly, I don't know how I ever lived without Mr.Sausage in my life.

[@Chan0art]

Bruh when you watch so many of the sausage vids that you know exactly what rating a will it blow will have

[@thememeboimcmeme7666]

$23.99 for jumbo lump crab has the same energy as $30 for lobster tail

[@dyoung6003]

this show has slowly turned into a cooking show/sausage show

[@Erased_in_Space]

its so cool how he plugs the peoples gifts at the end, I love this channel

[@loganweaks2208]

KZbin comments suggestion: SAUCEage all the sauce you can find in a sausage casing

[@seanduffy1420]

How could ya not have a good time eating crab cakes? I love em, they’re phenomenal

[@nicktran1188]

Does anyone else miss the "BUT FIRST!" portion where he smashes the sausage with his fist? Pls bring it back

[@leonblum816]

I also miss the oil spill gags

[@re_i_gn]

@@leonblum816 damn I didn't even notice that he didn't do it here. Since when did he stop?!

[@leonblum816]

@@re_i_gn too long ago :(

[@machineheadslump]

Hate when he smashes his creations

[@smokeytripod]

Pretty sure he wasn't going to smash his $369 crab sausage, that would be like asking him to smash his $4339 lobster sausage.

[@aidang3991]

3 Ruffalos is truly outrageous on this one. That was barely a 2. Please, Mr. Sausage.

[@Realbigbologna]

Fun fact although crabs come from the ocean, it is in fact not a squid, therefore you cannot refer to this sausage as the squid sausage

[@sabrynagagne9939]

Squid sausage for life🤌 get cultured

[@sausagefan6617]

Mr. Sausage, allow me to provide a few suggestions for future videos. - Buffalo wings and ranch sausage - Corn dog sausage - Arby's roast beef sandwich sausage - Baconator sausage - Deep fried pickle sausage - Pudding sausage. Take your pick as to what flavor. - Shawarma sausage - Chicken parmesan sausage - Philly cheesesteak sausage

[@clutchyfinger]

What am I doing with my time when I'm putting points into the Mark Ruffalo Score Prediction skill tree and actually seeing results 😣

[@Marikk2]

Tierzoo collab? 💀

[@8yourpets]

How did you predict this? This was clearly a one Mark Ruffalo will it blow but he gave it a three. Has the whole world gone mad?

[@sageling_9677]

these videos are always a treat

[@wj2645]

I want a compilation of all the times Mrs. Sausage gets mad

[@ardoronro6677]

4:36 It was only a split second, but he finally broke character.......after all these sausages.

[@AKA-KOSINSKI]

I always let my turds out when mr. sausage starts turning the crank. I find it helps to further immerse me in the show. I feel as if our synchronized sausage making allows me to better understand the profound messages and meaningful symbolism hidden within each episode.

[@jasminelee3935]

thanks literally not at all for making my eyes perceive this today ❤️

[@dzdz8497]

This is the funniest food video I’ve ever watched. Keep up the great work, Mr.Sausage man

[@kwisten18]

I feel like my sauage has a bias agenst sea food. You never see gim complain about the high price of meat

[@rawhide_kobayashi]

you're gonna have a better time with meat that costs $50/lb than canned crab that costs $50/lb

[@theenami]

Out of the frying pan into the frying pan

[@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe]

When is the Ordinary Sausage cookbook coming out?

[@dingx9455]

I saw the receipt on the table, and I already knew i was going to sit through a six and a half minute guilt trip disguised as a sausage making video

[@Wolfie407]

As a born and raised Marylander who loves blue crabs, this was painful to watch...

[@themememixers8965]

Be quiet furry, just enjoy the sausages

[@ShogunMongol]

@@themememixers8965 You don't understand! There's no Old Bay in that crab cake! It's wrong!

[@themememixers8965]

@@ShogunMongol this whole fuss is completely stupid, you didn’t see any New Orland people yelling at Mr. Sausage for making the jambalaya slightly different

[@AceofSpadestheWildcard1224]

@@themememixers8965 Though the British did complain about the Blood Sausage

[@peebo_smeebly]

Price of gas joke sure did agree

[@samuelkomay8058]

Ok, it's confirmed. If Mark Ruffalo score is called "y" and final score is called "x", then this equation should approximate final score quite reliably: x=(5-y)+1

[@matthird3961]

That would mean that every sausage that couldn’t blow or got 0 Ruffalos would have a final score of 6

[@samuelkomay8058]

@@matthird3961 Yep, it’s definitely not perfect, but it’s surprisingly reliable. Usually gets the score, give or take 1.

[@matthird3961]

@@samuelkomay8058 “it’s pretty accurate, give or take 20%”

[@windrapier]

Now we need a will it blow where the tube is just full of flour

[@Dan-sb2fb]

as a person who lives on earth, nobody cares if you’re from maryland.

[@ShogunMongol]

We ain't talking about Maryland, what we're saying is that there's no Old Bay! That's the problem here, bucko!

[@Dan-sb2fb]

@@ShogunMongol nobody cares

[@ProblematicDaddy]

Before I lose my train of thought, I want to sincerely thank you. I’m in the process of a breakup, losing my home, lost my career, etc… I binge watch these, because for some reason I can’t explain, and they give me so much joy every time when nothing else does. Thank you, for your content. It always eases my pain.

[@BJGvideos]

How are you doing now?

[@ProblematicDaddy]

@@BJGvideos I just had a daughter last Thursday, have a better job, a fiancé and a home we share ❤️ life changes

[@BJGvideos]

@@ProblematicDaddy Awesome!

[@biodole]

PLEASE King Sausage, please do a Surströmming Sausage for us.

[@Lactosecow]

My favorite pre-sausage cooking segments are the ones that feel like your dad trying to make something fancy for new years

[@nwaudio88]

Marylanders ready to riot after watching this poor display of filler to crab ratio and the lack of old bay

[@ShogunMongol]

Exactly! We march on to Florida at dawn!

[@thetwitchywitchy]

i completely lost it when he flipped the crab cake into the pan and the flour flew everywhere 😂😂 he sounded so defeated

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

Can’t believe he spent 30 dollars on crab

[@andresrincon752]

He is buying everything at Publix, of course he's gonna pay premium prices for average quality food.

[@QuakerB0y]

I absolutely love the little sausage cook plushie

[@foxpawx]

If you had some Old Bay, that would have been a 4 outta 5 sausage

[@MossyMushroom420]

I'm glad you brought back the tasting!

[@nibolasdade8705]

Respectfully sir, you are missing the Old Bay. -Chesapeake, Maryland

[@rzim0dnar]

I think this is my favorite sausage score art yet.

[@TTtahnok]

As a marylander this episode caused me real and intense psychological distress. You didnt even use old bay. How could you

[@dr.dupladoe8728]

After you talked about how you never wanted to cook anything flower related again I remembered that you haven’t don’t a flower sausage yet!

[@matdaddy4902]

These sausages are getting so elaborate and fancy, aside from KZbin suggestions lol

[@CtrlAllDelete]

I love the bloopers of the Sausage Man with his Sausage Family. That is honestly really adorable to hear sometimes.

[@xfile57]

Where's the sloppy joe sausage

[@isitandwipe1187]

we demand the sloppy joe sausage!

[@vorpal758]

5:44 I almost shat myself cus I thought someone was in the room behind me

[@joshbrown5440]

As someone from Maryland I'm upset about how he made that crab cake Still great video tho

[@ShogunMongol]

The absolute absence of Old Bay is what makes me angry!

[@davidida1630]

This channel never let me down

[@DocJamesH]

As a Marylander, that crab cake was shameful.

[@spenceringles2645]

4:13 that's what she said