One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage

[@mattlow51]

I love how he inadvertently stayed true to the song because the sausage "never touched a frying pan"

[@eightbittemplar7394]

Deserves more likes

[@smolpickenergy]

Deserves a like from the creator

[@CarlRencer]

why do you think that was inadvertently? Maybe that was the point of how it was cooked?

[@Really_Big_Moth]

@@CarlRencerchicken the china the chinese chicken

[@Skunkgasm]

​@@CarlRencerbecause he said cuz liquid

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

Hey all, One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage guy here! You’re probably wondering why I didn’t comment earlier. The answer is: I tried repeatedly, but KZbin refused to let my comments go through. It’s just as well though, because I was so overwhelmed with excitement when this video first dropped that I was at a loss for words. Firstly, for anyone curious: the very first episode where I made this request was the Megan Thee Stallion Chicken Sandwich Sausage episode, released November 5, 2021. Secondly, something I really cannot get over is how amazing this episode went. Not only did everything go flawlessly, but every single thing that could have conceivably gone right DID go right: -5/5 Will It Blow -Sushi never touched a frying pan -Mushy texture, but unironically the finest of the flavors -A 3.5/5 final score, the highest score a sausage can get while still showing off all the sausage art that was made. As a few commentators have pointed out, 3.5 is also one-half of 7, the number of days in one week. Thirdly, you might be wondering what I’ve been feeling today. The best way I can describe it in tangible terms is this: Spyro 2 is one of the first video games I ever played, and I immediately developed an incredibly strong attachment to it. To this day it remains one of my favorite video games of all time. What I feel today is akin to how I felt after beating Spyro 3 for the first time and seeing Elora again in the ending cutscene. It felt so rewarding to once again see a character I loved appear as a result of all the effort I put into beating the game. I felt *joy*. That may not resonate with many of you reading this, but the point is that seeing this sausage become a reality has made me feel a special kind of joy I can’t remember feeling since I was a child, and that’s not for a lack of great, fulfilling memories. On a lighter note, people keep saying that you could’ve said “It’s been one week since you sausaged me” as the song pun, but really there’s a wide range of options you could’ve chosen from: “Like Kurosawa I make mad films, ‘kay I don’t make films, but if I did they’d have a sausage” “Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon cause that cartoon has got the boom sausage babes to make me think the wrong thing” “Watchin’ X-Files with no lights on, we’re dans la maison, I hope the Sausage Man’s in this one” Capping off this post, I’d like to make a humble request for another sausage that I’ve always been kind of curious about, and know that at least several of your other fans have wanted to see as well: the Sinner’s Sandwich from Deadly Premonition Sausage. White bread, turkey, cereal (your choice), and strawberry jam. I will not be making this a crusade, but I feel like making this request makes for a dignified end to this saga.

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

P.S.: I absolutely love how this episode was released right as Twitter is about to implode, almost as if the universe itself is destroying Twitter now that its one legitimate purpose has been fulfilled.

[@Kachikooko]

this comment must get to the top even if its the last thing i see

[@necronerdicon]

You did it, king. Proud of you.

[@ClockLock]

I was looking all over for your comment! You are a mad lad and I'm in awe of your dedication. Congratulations and I hope he pins this!

[@Iluvpie6]

You’re my personal hero

[@PankoBreadcrumbs]

A legendary sausage conquered, a 5 Ruffalo will-it-blow, crispy skin, no burst, AND an above 3/5 final sausaging score. Santa came early with his sack full of sausages this year boys!

[@mustardpuddle]

spoilers dude cmon

[@liger04]

Crispy skin on a sausage that was almost liquid when raw, no less. A year ago that would've been an obvious flop, but his techniques have evolved!

[@MLiskindagay]

@@mustardpuddle bro this is the comments, where people talk about the video. I read them prematurely too but if the video gets spoiled that’s on you

[@BlackvvvFist]

@@mustardpuddle You really expect to read comments about a video without them mentioning what happened? Many people watch first then comment after...

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@mustardpuddle This was a harsh lesson, but a lesson all the same. PEMDAS, Order of Operations: Pleasewatchthevideofirstor Elseyou Mightbe Disappointedbythe Amountof Spoilingtakingplaceinthecommentssection. They taught us this in math.

[@rubywest5166]

We all know the *real* reason it was baked was to make sure that sushi really had never touched a frying pan

[@axelcordova8262]

Well guys, the wait is finally over... I know that one guy who keeps requesting this sausage is gonna be happy. Edit: And I'm surprised it actually got a decent score.

[@patjaoable]

@don't be surprised your the reason why I stopped watching ordinary sausage

[@cassiolins1203]

@@patjaoable It's a bot. They're ib every channel in youtube. Just report them and move on

[@acidhelm]

Perfect timing too, right before Twitter collapses.

[@Chadmiral]

I'm glad he can finally shut up about it tbh

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

@@acidhelm It's collapsing now because getting the One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage made was always the only legitimate purpose of Twitter. No reason for it to stick around anymore now that it's happened.

[@bagelbaker411]

Our sausage overlord has to make an “Eat It” by “Weird Al” Yankovic sausage now.

[@MadMan206YT]

Yes!!

[@Cross_Malaki]

THIS.

[@seankarl8414]

Oh wow, fantastic idea actually

[@PhatsMahoney88]

@@MadWatcher this is actually a much better idea. The UHF sausage. Better idea than some chicken, pie, spam, captain crunch and a whole bunch of bananas

[@TheRoyalOrora]

YES!

[@druidicdwarf]

Oh my god he's actually doing all the meme sausages. Christmas came early!?!?

[@GasolineSausage]

The real Christmas present would be if Mr Sausage made the long awaited gasoline sausage

[@fatman3]

@@GasolineSausage why do you want that it’s just gonna be like the butter one or whatever

[@fishwoz17]

@@GasolineSausage I don’t think he’s willing to burn his house down

[@erinandalligators]

Given what a great meme water sausage was, I can't wait to see water sausage sausage. Makes a normal water sausage/sears it/does everything the same, except then chucks it in the grinder and puts the soggy/ground up casing and water in fresh casing.

[@GasolineSausage]

If this is possible then the gasoline sausage is well within our grasp

[@fleshlightsquad]

death

[@Dino10Boy]

No no no Not in this economy

[@silvermoonlight4520]

@@Dino10Boy oh yee of little faith

[@phillpraterii8632]

He should throw it in his car

[@ihopcsx]

Mistakes will be made.

[@goopysnoopy]

This is one we real sausageheads have been waiting a LONG time for.

[@georgesears934]

Quit exaggerating. It's only been one week!

[@insaneninjabunny]

Little did we know that a bare naked ladies song would hold the key to a great sausage! Requesting McCormick’s old bay and crab meat sausage.

[@consensualduane]

Ah, the Maryland sausage

[@insaneninjabunny]

@@consensualduane but of course, I’m a Marylander!

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

@@insaneninjabunny I'm ashamed to admit I am a maryland blue crab.

[@calamaribowl8683]

@@consensualduane no, it would need hush puppies for that

[@BlackvvvFist]

Horseshoe crab with old bay?

[@anone.mousse674]

This has gotta be the most requested sausage in history

[@GasolineSausage]

Are you forgetting about the long awaited gasoline sausage?

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

The lemon sausage begs to differ.

[@sikerow3180]

Surströmming sausage mate

[@dippyfresh1116]

Sausage casing sausage begs to differ even more

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 Lmao the success of the Lemon Sausage person is exactly what inspired me to make a Twitter account to get the One Week Sausage made. (I keep trying to post my own comment but I guess they keep getting flagged as spam for some reason)

[@onlywewouldknow]

The toaster oven is becoming the unsung hero of the weird sausages

[@InterrogatorChaplain]

He did it, I can't believe it finally happened. Congratulations to one of the most incredibly tenacious KZbin commenters I've ever seen.

[@BruceAlarie]

i think the lobster boiled in beans guy should give up

[@InterrogatorChaplain]

@@BruceAlarie I think that's just dumb enough to be great for this channel.

[@nomonoodle]

As a Canadian, if you can get a Swiss Chalet dinner, MAKE IT INTO A SAUSAGE! (Tim Hortons Sausage also acceptable)

[@0rbeez]

Swiss chalet is Canadian? I thought it was everywhere lol

[@Blue2x2x]

As a Canadian as well, I'd second this but (one or a couple of people pointed out) Swiss Chalet is excursive to Canada. So, unless he knows any Canadians he could fly to and visit. I propose a Tim Hortons sausage, since there's tons of Tim Hortons locations in the US.

[@urmomsbestfriend]

@Shortbus hero i assume fairly easily because he lives in illinois now

[@nomonoodle]

@@Blue2x2x Oh that would also be good! Mr. Sausage do a Tim Hortons Sausage!!!

[@RoachOverlord]

@Shortbus hero He moved back to Chicago like a year ago now.

[@theimposs1blec]

Follow up: Barenaked Ladies “If I Had a Million Dollars” sausage: shred a million dollars and make it into a sausage

[@splatgorek]

Kraft dinner sausage

[@BruceAlarie]

write a check for a million ,pack it then cancel the check!

[@Streetcleanergaming]

Wow that's almost as much as he spent on that lobster sausage

[@calamaribowl8683]

​​@@Streetcleanergaminglease it's nowhere near as much

[@shinyrayquaza9]

A monkey, green dress, kraft diner, and limozine sausage

[@sephirothjc]

So many good things in this episode. A long awaited sausage, Mr. Sausage finally showing he can learn from the bursts, and that monstruosity of a sausage actually turning out good.

[@DopeyDopes]

The dream number for sausage rating artists 3.5/5

[@MitoNova583]

I HOPE THE GUY WHO REQUESTED THIS FOR LIKE A YEAR IS HAPPY NOW

[@patjaoable]

@don't be surprised kzbin.info/www/bejne/hX3Tlotqh7eiaJo&feature=share the reason why your dad left you

[@Nicksterbruh]

I remember the one guy who kept requesting this sausage, surprised it’s actually being done now!

[@LisaWilliams-jb5re]

@don't be surprised ⁵⁵⅘

[@BlueBeetle1939]

I guess all these years I assumed it was an ice cream drumstick

[@KainYusanagi]

Yeah, I always thought that they were referencing the ice cream drumstick, not a chicken drumstick.

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

@@KainYusanagi because brainfreeze

[@HokutoDokuro]

I screamed when I saw this in my Subscriptions feed. Thank you so much. I'm not even the guy, but dreams certainly come true. :')))

[@wild-eyemiller8094]

loving these sausages where you validate one specific youtube commenter's entire life

[@TheEyesofSyn]

Of all of the videos my Mark Sausagelo drawing could be in, I'm extremely pleased that it's this one.

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

Your Mark Boxalo box art very much was one of the things that made this episode absolutely perfect.

[@useraccount333]

Your art was blessed with a 5/5 Will It Blow? score!

[@SadistSerpent]

I read the title of this thinking "What in the hell could this possibly entail" Well now I know, and it went above and beyond my expectations

[@robinmaibals1193]

It's been one week since you sausaged at me Cranked your stuffer beside and said "Let's sausage" 5 Ruffs after you blew, started saying "It's like the aftermath of drinking an espresso!"

[@LeonDractus]

Fucking legends, both you and the commenter. One of the more absurd challenges you’ve taken on.

[@thebuttonking]

2:27 That's the Barenaked Ladies water

[@jobarangan7714]

I was a day-1 subscriber from the big mac days. im pleased to know that one of my favorite absurd songs created a semi-edible sausage!

[@7Bandit7]

“It’s got a funk you wouldn’t believe!” Ohhhh I believe it without smelling it.

[@infin1ty850]

I hate myself for mimicing "let's sausage", the Ruffalo count (which I am ashamed I usually get right), and the "bop bop bop bop bo" when I watch your videos. Your videos give me childhood like nostalgia and honestly make my day happier.

[@Razsteroid]

pls dont hate urself ;n;

[@infin1ty850]

@@Razsteroid lol, I don't actually hate myself, it was sarcasm.

[@ADHDWOOHOO]

My brother in christ why be ashamed? I do the same and enjoy every second of it.

[@Kannamoris]

The toaster oven might have been the greatest investment in Mr. Sausage history. No more bursts!

[@RedVioletVODs]

as a canadian, if you're threatening to make a swiss chalet sausage - you're gonna have to put some lindor in there

[@HenchGuyBlast]

I love his dedication to never securing appliances to the table.

[@TABBYMUSIC]

Huge day for @OneBarenaked, congratulations 🙏

[@kABUSE1]

How has nobody yet called himself "This Guy" to send sausage box art in?

[@RobertTheUser]

“It’s been one week since you’ve sausaged me” 😂

[@RoachOverlord]

It's pretty fitting that this sausage never touched a frying pan

[@thrillhouse5469]

You do the work of the Gawds, may your favourite band never breakup

[@zunamorphunit6411]

This is peak KZbin content. I don’t know how anyone could improve on this. Just legendary. You should be proud

[@superdark336]

This is what sauseging is all about, the guy requesting it must be in paradise right now

[@AbysmalZombie]

This is peak sausage content. I would never have thought to fill a sausage with a song!

[@jpo6714]

"it's a game of cat and mouse finding that hole" Truth Mr sausage. Truth

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

0:21 "What foolish plans will you attempt to accomplish now? How hallow does the victory feel? Let the emotionlessness fester and firm itself like the esteemed sausage."

[@user-bf6gz8ej4o]

*FINALLY!* I've been saying that for years now. The high rate of sausages bursting is caused by poking them. If you don't poke the wet ones, they stay intact, just as seen in this video.

[@RoninCatholic]

I recognized those lyrics because I've heard snippets of that song FOREVER but didn't know what it was called or who performed it. Thanks, Mr. Sausage and strangely fixated comments section person!

[@HelloKitty-wm7gr]

I haven't been keeping up with the channel for a while, and I'm just now catching up. So you can only imagine my surprise when I saw that the barenaked ladies guy actually got their wish! When I saw the title, all the memories of their persistent comments flooded back. I always thought "No way is he gonna make this sausage, give it a rest" but he did. Mr. Sausage is right, dreams really do come true. :)

[@sinisterpuddle6655]

this is excellent. A new evolution of sausage content

[@BlueBeetle1939]

He finally did it that one guy is gonna be so stoked!

[@wadenbeisser2491]

And the sushi still never had seen a pan. What a nice conclusion.

[@TobeyFairre7861]

The mad lad did it. He finally did it. We're blessed today.

[@arshadmakeen4168]

it feels like it's been a long long time since we've got a 5/5 on the will it blow

[@balbarard4041]

i was already excited when i read the thumbnail. seeing it did not disappoint

[@AceofDiamonds236]

This getting anything but a 0 feels like the biggest come-back of the century.

[@Lanipator]

This is my first sausage as a subscriber. I am not disappointed.

[@Wizzy7131]

Congratulations. This is the only sausage you've made that has ever given me a visceral reaction.

[@boanoah6362]

I can't believe you actually finally did this...

[@Dark00Wolf79]

Thanks for showing you care about us regular guys sir! Another great episode completed!

[@andrewsnell9313]

This sets precedence for a Weird Al “Food Album” sausage

[@sneshadow]

I have a friend who loves the barneked ladies, I'm gonna have too show him this at one point

[@ninjack11]

i get a feeling that the guy is probably going to wait 7 days and then be like "IIITS BEEN-"

[@ToddHowardWithAGun]

This might be the best meme sausage you've ever made on this channel.

[@meowsicle7463]

Ladies and gentleman. We got him.

[@marcusaurelius42069]

A VICTORY FOR THE PEOPLE

[@AKCDawn]

Freaky. I was just binging Barenaked Ladies songs and 'One Week' was the last one I searched before I got this in my notifications lol.

[@loganadkins1737]

I thank you from the bottom of my heart for doing the easy cheese sausage some months ago. My quality of life has increased tenfold

[@fishyboi98]

I cannot belive my theory that the worst the sausage looks the better it is actually held up this time. Have I cracked the Sausager's Secret? Have I achieved Sausage Nirvana?

[@SpartanMJO12]

IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR THE ONE WEEK SAUSAGE

[@TheTroutHammer]

This is one of your best videos imo

[@KazumaTheKloud]

I bet if you had the milkshake on the side as a drink instead of in the sausage itself it would be a 5/5 sausage.

[@michaelrigney9682]

As someone who started his own ~40 episode crusade that didn't get anywhere near this level of traction, and just happened to be coincidentally solved when he finally did Caviar sausage, This warms my heart.

[@ghostnoodles]

This is the most incredible thing I've seen in a while also, I literally was just listening to this song the other day

[@KeggleStomp_Pogrompa]

This could be highly successful at some kind of theme restaurant.

[@connor8292]

Wow, this ended up REALLY being worth the wait!

[@jamarcusmudkip]

WE DID IT BOYS PRAISE MR SAUSAGE

[@dippyfresh1116]

@just i c e can you dont

[@ianharmon431]

This had everything i need from an ordinary sausage episode

[@NegaProtoMan]

That raw finished sausage at 2:47 is MENACING

[@shauntoleary]

This could make a great series. Savage Garden mentioned "Chicken Cherry Cola" in their hit. Something tells me that would taste amazing!

[@TheDeviIDogg]

Barenaked Ladies will forever be one of my all time favorite groups, like comfort food

[@midorinchan]

This might be the best episode ever

[@mistermax98show]

It's a week before Thanksgiving miracle

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

Coincidentally, 3.5 is exactly half of 7, which is One Week

[@esc8engn]

i lol'ed several times at this one. very surprised by the ending. never quit.

[@ciggac]

"it's been, one week since you looked at me, dropped your eyes to my sausage and said you're sorry"

[@arvetis]

Every time someone says "It's been..." and pauses for a second, I know what's going to be on repeat in my brain for the next week.

[@phillpraterii8632]

This is the only channel that’s worth sitting through ad reads

[@Halo2nothing11111]

What was amazing to me was this got a good score as well as a good will-it-blow.

[@DontBeWhore]

WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR EONS FOR THIS SAUSAGE

[@maskedowl501]

If this sausage made it happen, then so can mine. The Wiggles Sausage: fruit salad, a hot potato, mashed banana, cold spaghetti and a papadum.

[@AshyMuted]

Blue kool aid powder sausage is looking way more possible now.

[@ffwast]

Blending that into the pork was always an option.

[@theeth3242]

A real life example of how you should never give up on your dreams. Your stupid, bizarre, utterly strange dreams

[@chton]

"it's a game of cat and mouse to find this hole" is an extra disturbing thing to hear on a video sponsored by Manscaped

[@74jimmies]

Another suggestion that fits this video’s smorgasbord vibe: make sausages out of all the foods from the Fairly Oddparents theme song. You’ll need guava juice, a birthday cake, large fries, and a chocolate shake

[@danielchin4198]

The toaster oven technique is great, definitely saved this sausage

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

It also makes the sausage more faithful to the song, because the sushi never touches a frying pan 😉

[@DysprosiumMr]

1:00 "Now the lyrics are a little disambiguous...." That word means exactly the opposite of what you think it does.

[@Spirosaur]

Look, Midwestern sausage man, I respect your craft and love your videos. That said, I'm going to need you to accept that a sausage can be soft and that rice inside sausage is one of the best things ever (a la boudain). As long as you can get the skin to snap a little it's 👨‍🍳

[@JOBdOut]

"Where's the hole, its a game of cat and mouse to find the hole" Tell me your child isn't yours without telling me your child isn't yours.

[@aBowlOfOranjes]

definitely one of the more revolting grinds. I knew it'd be a 5 mark ruffalo the moment that milkshake drained out

[@maesdejardin8648]

Been hoping to see this thing pop up for months. About freaking time!

[@BakaTaco]

I can't believe this actually happened. I've seen the requests, I just didn't think OS would ever make it, but by god... He did it. And what an... Interesting... Mess it turned out to be.

[@Toiletlord]

Bore a hole in a potato stick a sausage in it and deep fry it. Deep fry old sausage recipes call it throwback fryday.