Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad Sausage

[@lakamokolaka]

I can't believe he finally made the cat vomit sausage, he really does go the extra mile for us

[@jessefied-musicandgames2854]

Only the best!

[@codyweidman4742]

Oh my God, it really does look exactly like cat puke! Though I imagine the cat puke probably tastes better

[@Samsquanch6969]

It's like watching a train wreck. You know it's not going to end well, but you can't look away

[@AMVDon]

Skies above, the man really did it…

[@BillBraskyy]

What is this? Spit soup? It's Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad. What is this? Snot soup?? It's Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad. What is this? DIARRHEA SOUP???

[@perryandsimon]

"It's agitating the cat!" is such an underrated line.

[@notiddypunkgf2246]

this might be the most viscerally upsetting sausage in a while

[@Jonhainey]

That little pop when it was in the toaster oven looked like a violent pimple pop. What a sight to behold.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

This is the sausage Papa Nurgle would make.

[@freddyfazbearsbigfatbearti179]

it looks like an infected cyst (also nice stocking anarchy pfp)

[@connor8292]

Watching this is a really good way to destroy anything resembling an appetite. Perfect for dieting!

[@Boopliss]

Yeah, Cooking with Jack honestly needs to be locked up in an asylum tbh

[@Bunbury42]

I can't believe we were robbed of the line "That's the Aunt Myrna water"

[@joedatius]

You're grounded for that one

[@demetriajones3231]

That's the aunt myrnas's party cheese salad water

[@greekfire995]

Unfortunately I don't think he started using that line regularly until more recently than this one

[@ecgameplayer]

​@greekfire995 he's a little inconsistent with that line, yet I can't help but love it when he says it.

[@groose_streams9115]

Born too late to explore the world. Born too early to explore the universe. Born just in time to watch mister sausage create culinary masterpieces.

[@rikkatheconure2395]

Nice XD

[@StrangeCreed]

As a connoisseur of horror, I agree.

[@lungse.2565]

Grooseland

[@Jasmine-zi2qh]

Brilliant

[@DaniMartVTen]

And you were born from a burst sausage casing, so how's that for irony?

[@hellhound_4286]

out of every video, no title had made me shiver with fear. until the party cheese salad

[@MarcBrightside]

Watching that diarrhetic mixture of kid's birthday party misery drip down into the grinder sent shivers down my spine. Good job.

[@lasskinn474]

kids birthdays????

[@Not_actually_a_commie]

You’re a true poet, sir

[@natedawgproductions]

chuck e cheese

[@h.dagger5300]

That was one of the funniest bursts ever

[@jankington216]

I think no matter what event people try to associate with this dish, it will be offensive

[@RavenDravenek]

I think I know how this recipe was created. They were making ambrosia, and about halfway through they dropped the recipe card and accidentally picked up the Mac and Cheese casserole recipe instead.

[@SmokeyChipOatley]

You’re giving Aunt Mirna too much credit. She knew exactly what she was doing.

[@YeenQueenTTV]

Like Rachel's trifle recipe from Friends. XD

[@EmployeeJoe630]

*halfway through they dropped the recipe card and gave themselves a severe concussion smacking their head on the counter when they reached down to pick it up

[@Purplesquigglystripe]

I feel like they saw a picture of an omelette somewhere too and thought that was the goal. Because it looks a lot like an omelette

[@JACpotatos]

​@@Purplesquigglystripe you've been eating some fucked up omelettes

[@exactly488ants2]

I've never been so disgusted by an ordinary sausage episode before. Fantastic episode 10/10

[@BIGJUNK1MILLION]

I think the sangria episode gives this one a run for its money imo

[@nonodonttouchmethere674]

The octopus sausage too

[@jhtv5757]

I'm cackling it was amazing

[@JM06261996]

Cmon you haven’t seen Pickled Pigs Feet then

[@jhtv5757]

@@JM06261996 it was gross but just imagining all these ingredients going into one dish and having the predominant flavor be bell pepper cracked me up

[@markj6078]

My new diet is to watch this whenever I'm hungry because it makes me never want to eat anything ever again

[@tunasandwich395]

Always nice to see one of Jack's classics hit the mainstream.

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

Raw chicken sausage

[@bagnome]

@@drinkinouttacups2665 Mmm, chicken tartare. My favorite.

[@metalnut92]

As a non-Jack fan, what's the deal with the guy? Is he a very dry satire, or is he just legitimately insane?

[@grandmasterestrada1592]

@@metalnut92 He's a horrendous chef without an ounce of humility, self reflection, and the ability to learn from his mistakes. Few are really fans of Jack, and more fans of watching him fail miserably. The fact that he's an awful person makes it easier to enjoy his schadenfreude.

[@JohnnyUriah]

@@metalnut92 theres a reason he's had 2+ strokes

[@leedotted970]

"At some point someone should have put this lady in a home".🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@TheZohan907]

Reading the title Party Cheese Salad and then seeing Jell-O was like a slap in the face

[@ultimopena]

I feel you. Seeing those two things together felt like some fever dream...

[@AllesZuSpaet53]

Jack's (Or in this case, Aunt Myrna's) genius knows no bounds

[@PowerChordEPS]

Sad thing is this combo was all too common in the 1950s.

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Some part of me wonders if Jack considers Jello to be a type of cheese.

[@TheZohan907]

@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC who is Jack?

[@TheFudily]

I think this is the first sausage we've ever seen burst with enough force to make it out of the pan.

[@connor8292]

Not even the clam chowder?

[@HelloKitty-wm7gr]

even the sausage didn't want itself to exist

[@mehmzay3022]

This was an explosion

[@SuperZebezian]

That was a 5/5 Mark Ruffa-blow and you know it, Ordinary Sausage.

[@chrisfearn4837]

I was shouting this same thing at my screen. Then it dawned on me I'm an 'adult' in his 30's

[@ultimopena]

This man is HIGHLY inconsistent with his Will It Blow ratings. That was 100% a 5/5

[@heelturnsface]

Just for the crotch shot alone

[@1thousandarrows944]

yea like, with that kind of spray and filth its on the edge, but that HUGE SHOT DIRECTLY ON THE CROTCH, come ONNNNNNNNNN

[@mimsy7068]

@@chrisfearn4837 Then you're old enough to know that was clearly a 5/5

[@mayoblaze9715]

You can tell there's a genuine bitterness to this. You can really taste the resentment for his audience. Wonderful.

[@Ba11leFieldAce]

The more I watch this channel, the more I'm convinced that this show is actually the irl version of a show from interdimensional cable.

[@camperthebear2642]

genuinely no way Aunt Myrna wasn't playing a prank on everyone when she came up with this recipe

[@bluegum6438]

The base idea is not unusual for old-fashioned midwestern cooking, I'm not saying it's any good but it comes from a tradition of awful food

[@ghhn4505]

​@@bluegum6438She had dementia and was deteriorating when she made this lmao

[@bluegum6438]

​@@ghhn4505 Oh no, that is tragically hilarious. I just imagine everyone around the table choking it down because they know Aunt Myrna isn't going to be around for much longer meanwhile Jack's no-tastebud-having ample behind was like "I gotta get this recipe!"

[@Racheythemagnificent]

Aunt Myrna dropped taco toppings into her fruit salad and someone had the gall to say it was good.

[@Tman2135-1]

She wrapped the cat again

[@aiasfree]

Recreating Jack's recipes is a guaranteed method for committing culinary war crimes.

[@axelcordova8262]

I know the guy who keeps requesting this is gonna be happy.

[@Ellwoo]

I hope he is

[@jamarcusmudkip]

I’m ecstatic

[@dylanwilliams3122]

I am as well.

[@brysonharrison5698]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@TimothyLemon1237]

WE DID IT BOYS

[@yoshinpixels9924]

3:44 this is the most sincere instance of a human saying "No" I have ever heard in my life

[@absoluteschmuck]

Pack it up fellas, the greatest sausage has been made. We've hit the ceiling of quality.

[@DevinMoorhead]

I'm so glad to be alive for this moment

[@Floris_VI]

Gasoline sausage hasnt been made yet, there is still hope

[@rollanddev]

Sorry mate. He still hasn't made a Pink Sauce sausage. We'll have to give this one the silver, I'm afraid.

[@cloudystarsatnight]

You must not be familiar with Kay's Cooking. We can get much higher.

[@YounesLayachi]

From the burst casing during the stuffing, leading to handling the gooey mess trying to tie knots, to the spectacular spill right as your turned off the hot plate, this saugage was determined to go out with a fight xD

[@calumblair263]

the crossover we’ve all dreamed of - thank you, mr sausage.

[@destroyer1187]

Me and my wife watch your videos together. She gets so excited when "The Sausage Man" puts out a new video. Just last night I introduced her to the horror that is Cooking with Jack. I can't tell you how excited I am to tell her the subject of today's sausage.

[@utopianfiat]

This has to be the nastiest sausage you've ever made, 5/5 episode.

[@FatherTagifunk]

My girlfriend and I watch every single video you put out together and today's sausage honest to God almost made her retch. Thank you very much for another banger video Mr. Sausage

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

We finally got the Party Cheese Salad sausage. This means that there's still hope for the One Week by The Barenaked Ladies sausage.

[@nicholasverze5134]

I tried to search on the internet, but what do you mean by the "One Week by The Barenaked Ladies" sausage? What would that be?

[@noob-master_69]

@@nicholasverze5134 all the food from that song

[@mgratk]

I mean, throw in the Kraft Dinner and ketchup too, from If I Had a Million Dollars.

[@NPC1921]

I've been following your saga for months now, I know it'll happen one day

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

I didn't really have anything to do with it getting started, but it's nice to know that it's gaining momentum.

[@jamiedundas1862]

I know someone who made this and brought it to a work Christmas party just to watch people's reaction to it lol

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

If they still had a job by the end of it, I'm just gonna quit life.

[@michaelanderson6394]

If we ever get a list of the top 5 and bottom 5 sausages ever made on this show somewhere down the line, I predict that this is going to end up somewhere near the bottom. We still appreciate your commitment, Mr. Sausage.

[@joshc5613]

"It just tastes like someone got drunk in the kitchen and started throwing ingredients around" You did it!! You broke Cooking with Jack down to its bare essentials!!!

[@bulletmccarthur]

RIP in piece Ordinary Sausage. You will be missed. 🙏

[@marinagwen05]

Truly one of the minds of our generation 😔

[@Dylan-Frost]

"rest in peace in peace"

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@Dylan-Frost Did he fucking stutter?

[@yocapo32]

@@Dylan-Frost I'd like you to know that I always put a break on my comments when I reply to people because it's proper formatting, and even I want to say "yes, that's the joke".

[@Neil.Anblomi]

@@Dylan-Frost “rest in peace in *piece”

[@ylandry0783]

I'm just upset this wasn't a 5/5 will it blow. It was magnificent.

[@Its_emily1995]

Been waiting so long for this monstrosity to become a sausage

[@Dosko]

This might have been one of the worst sausages ever made, but easily one of the finest "Will It Blow" shots of all time.

[@douglasbabb1725]

4/5 my foot - that is what fives are made of.

[@grandmasterestrada1592]

Ordinary Sausage and the Cooking With Jack show is the crossover I never knew I needed until now.

[@kenmc555]

This is one of the best episodes you ever done. You're soaring like an eagle, content-wise.

[@dylanwilliams3122]

Wow. I remember saying this should be one, a very long time ago. Surreal to see this masterpiece.

[@Bastion.DT.]

Seeing how it drops chunk by chunk its almost hipnotic

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

This makes me more confident than ever that the One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage (wasabi, sushi, vanilla milkshake, Swiss Chalet dipping sauce, chicken from a Chinese restaurant, and Snickers) will become a reality.

[@merepseu]

He's spat out worse.

[@dracopliskin]

this needs to happen

[@HarryKrinkle]

I was looking for this comment, and yes. The time has come.

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

@@HarryKrinkle It was one of the poll options for the 11/18 sausage on Mr. Sausage's Patreon. It's time.

[@HarryKrinkle]

@@aquatictrotsky1067 🤞🤞🤞

[@DanteTorn]

Actually knowing a thing or two about food science and how flavors and textures mix... this recipe is truly irredeemable. Just the concept of mixing a ton of pineapple with gelatin then turning that into some sort of cheesy slurry sounds like the sort of thing you'd make someone after they've just tried to OD on sleeping pills and you're trying to make them puke it back up.

[@giornogiovanna49]

Sad I’m now watching what will be the last video of Ordinary Sausage, as no one will be able to survive this monstrosity. RIP 2020-2022 😭😭😭

[@realkekz]

This might actually be your best fucking video I have not laughed this hard in actual years, the best blow ever and the WORST. SAUSAGE. EVER.

[@ghlutton7971]

This is a dark turn for Ordinary Sausage. Now the dark depths of KZbin cooking are unleashed and will have to be made into sausage.

[@sailorsloth8183]

Iron Wrath Spite Soup sausage

[@lootjunior]

the boxart was epic this time, a needler with sausage ammo is genious

[@ARealAxolotl]

Welp, time to follow this up with another of Jack's classics: the medium rare chicken sausage

[@rollanddev]

But Mr. Sausage cooks his sausages! Can... can such a thing as raw cooked chicken exist? Would the universe simply wink out of existence because the concept is too much for it to sustain?

[@udamthewaster9454]

​@@rollanddev and Mr sausage can cook. Unlike him

[@nathanwhelchel3265]

I can't believe this party cheese salad found its way to this channel. Life is great 👍 👌

[@MisterDramastic]

I actually gagged when you dumped in the miracle whip. Amazing.

[@VyxentheFox]

This recipe looked like someone was told to eat their daily recommendation of every food group except actual meat and said "LET'S PUT ALL OF IT TOGETHER!"

[@cameronbackstrom1049]

I completely forgot that Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad was ever a thing and now that I watched this I need a thorough detox.

[@jenburkholder6541]

It burst? That wasn't a burst. That was it puking because the thought of itself sickened it enough to projectile vomit itself right outta the pan.

[@solanceDarkMOW]

I don't think I've laughed this hard since Skittle Rice

[@audreyanderson6616]

Honestly one of the most vile things I have ever seen. I gagged several times watching this. Keep up the good work!

[@randomstuff7620]

The most ambitious crossover in recent history

[@mnew4325]

I keep coming back to this video at least once a year, maybe even three times. It’s a horrendous masterpiece

[@SaintBenzoid]

Now that we have this, can we get a Kay's Cooking recipe made into a sausage?

[@lasskinn474]

the spaghetti bolognese might work

[@rollanddev]

Mmm! Uncooked rice and charcoal-burnt garlic sausage FTW! It wouldn't be complete if Mr. Sausage didn't almost slice off a finger chopping up some vegetables.

[@SaintBenzoid]

@@rollanddev He would have to cut everything with a dull knife that is half the size that it should be. It is the only way to do it accurately.

[@guitarguy42394]

Give the poor man some time, he deserves at least one 5/5 before he ventures into the depths of KZbin cooking show creation sausages

[@TurtleRhythm]

Boiled beef sausage

[@mumzly1]

Jack is a menace to anything and everything food related.

[@mtndewhero]

hard to believe the man who cooked this originally has had 3 strokes

[@alexgreen1523]

Don’t forget the fact that Jack likes his chicken undercooked

[@Meganarb]

and salmonella 4 times

[@Marsuveeslback]

Hey man, if you liked this, You have to do Jack's lazy man's stuffing next! sincerely, a fan.

[@mardalfossen]

The mad lad did it. This made my day.

[@T0asterB4th]

As someone who's been here from the start, this has been one of the greatest sausages yet. The most ambitious crossover of this year.

[@MummaQuan]

This recipe reminds me of when I was a kid and my aunt started to have signs of Alzheimers, she made green jello with carrots and broccoli in it. Raw carrots and broccoli. And she made us all eat a piece. I still can’t eat green jello to this day 🤢

[@joshc5613]

I sincerely hope your aunt made it into heaven because that is a recipe worthy of hell

[@maxfecteau]

That doesn’t sound that bad. There’s no liquid contaminating the jello, so it’d be easy to separate the vegetables from it and enjoy it like normal

[@Greenscyth22]

That will it blow and that last minute burst...quality content as always man. Love it!

[@nintygc]

2:16 yeah, that sums up all of Jack's recipes

[@Kachikooko]

i’ve seen every episode of this damned show and i’ve never just looked in disgust and amazement more then i have in this video amazing Mr Sausage

[@5uperM]

4:07 WHAT? That's even more outrageous than the sausage itself.

[@dunno6161]

I appreciate that even KZbin itself had to gaslight me into having watched this one, and that i HAD to search for it directly in order to watch it I regret every single time I witness the Party Cheese Salad in all its forms, but this takes the cake.

[@synchronizedelbow5702]

Whoever this Aunt Myrna is, she should see a neurologist immediately. If early-set Dementia had a flavor, it would be THAT sausage.

[@torkflame]

this is the only video of his that has made me feel physically ill

[@C-Midori]

1:39 *_IT’S AGITATING THE CATS_*

[@carcosa_swamp]

We need more cooking with Jack crossovers. The only KZbinr with a more dubious history of eating undercooked and potentially dangerous foods than the sausage man

[@JMM101295]

I can't even begin to express how hard this video made me laugh 😂

[@julianlaresch6266]

Finally the day has come, I've been asking for this for so long

[@askjeevesvevo6460]

0:57 Funny you say that; allegedly the reason this exists in the first place is because Aunt Myrna really did have dementia and would "cook" for the family by putting random ingredients together

[@indecipherable22]

Where did you hear this?

[@askjeevesvevo6460]

@@indecipherable22 iirc it was someone else's comment on DeadwingDork's party cheese salad video

[@indecipherable22]

@@askjeevesvevo6460 Thanks. That’s sad if true.

[@Niryth]

I love you man, you do so much for us. You know this one was hard to do.

[@knightofendor8384]

It’s honestly incredible how much this resembles the inside of a pimple.

[@LoonaYuri]

i read the title and wondered why it sounded so familiar now i know cooking with jack always comes back to haunt me those recipes over there are usually vile

[@someguy3752]

He's actually doing it. The madman.

[@opem1383]

One of the strongest "I guess" 's of the series

[@loafofbeans8291]

this is the greatest crossover in history. who would’ve thought a CwJ recipe would be on here

[@Phe0niz]

This was a very entertaining episode, especially with the knowledge of the course of events that inevitably led to this moment.

[@munmunfgc]

This is a crossover I never knew I wanted and wanted to avoid

[@jacobc8036]

Been a while since we had a “this is gonna just be AWFUL” sausage

[@MintyArisato]

The way it burst at 4:39 gave me such a visceral reaction

[@eggmug562]

fun fact, jack has disabled the comments on the og video.

[@bordbot4276]

I used to suggest this on every video and gave up a while in- happy to see it happened

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

Internet Memes series, eh? Does that mean the One Week Sausage will finally be made?!!

[@Daito8]

The Deadwing Dork sausage needs to happen

[@robertcox4286]

It might have been a 0/5 sausage but I couldn’t stop laughing the whole way through 😂😂😂👌

[@Hectorlph]

This is the first time I've actually felt my gag reflex twitch while watching a KZbin video. Thanks for that.

[@AlphaAGENT144]

Is it really a Jack recipe if there isn't 15 pounds of 5 different cheeses and an entire tub of mayonnaise?

[@muffinhorizon8197]

giving mr. sausage mad respect for deciding to make, grind, and eat a party cheese salad sausage

[@ajshdhenskaka]

Thought he was only going to use his left hand for the true Cooking w/ Jack experience then he took the second Jello pack out.

[@iamelvisman68]

One of the greatest episodes of all time. Thank you Mr sausage

[@cantaloupeslope]

He finally did it! This is a momentous occasion. Thank you sausage man. Could’ve used some mayonnaise though.

[@jamarcusmudkip]

HOLY SAUSAGE MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE GOD BLESS YOUR MR. SAUSAGE GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE

[@ariamath8961]

The cackle that I unleashed when it burst in the pan.

[@AshyMuted]

You can't continue to ignore the blue kool-aid powder sausage like this forever.

[@BruceAlarie]

sure he can

[@timkashmark3227]

I’m impressed you haven’t given anything a negative score yet.