[Original Rap] DEAD BEATS - Calliope Mori

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What is up, humans?! ♡ Calliope Mori（森 カリオペ）here. Grim Reaper’s apprentice has a body!
....up until the last minute with this one, huh.
Can you believe it?
Because, I sure can.
Rap/Lyrics/Track Arrange/Mix: Calliope Mori (me!)
Mix and master by: kokorobeats a.k.a K’s/Coro
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tee to the hee.
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[@TakanashiKiara]

FIRE

[@pixelatica6136]

CHICKEN FIRE

[@angelogeon7743]

Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN Absolute heat, just like you :)

[@feifeifeiht]

VERY FIREE

[@brasilsp1112]

when a phoenix says it's fire, you know it's good

[@kaedezi954]

Fire Indeed

[@nottaibo]

The "yo f**k this smoke" in comic sans is definitely MVP

[@MJBManon]

She's so mad that she can't kill smoke at this point, I swear lol

[@phoenixfirehunt1558]

I just noticed that as well

[@Asmokedetector]

As a smoke detector, I can appreciate this

[@flixical2624]

lmao

[@kidchan7073]

@@Asmokedetector Amelia *analyze*

[@Renthlei_Jr]

Art by : Ninomae Ina'nis Just realized that damn Ina is good

[@Gigi-zr6hp]

Ina is already a well respected artist within the online art community that worked with several publishers even before joining Hololive so it is as expected.

[@ReblazeGaming]

@@Gigi-zr6hp Has she talked about this before? Also what was her online name as an artist before?

[@RhineLabCrow]

Ever heard of Na-

[@abrahamamador2676]

@@ReblazeGaming Naguri

[@ReblazeGaming]

@@abrahamamador2676 how do people find this stuff out, is it even true?

[@chocolatechipbleach8341]

Calli during normal streams: Wont say Fuck, Is generally kind of shy. Calli whilst rapping: says fuck every 4 bars most confident person youve ever met.

[@cursedspecimen6434]

Well yes, ironically demondice is much like the same. :))

[@kev1619]

picrew pfpf

[@acnologi1115]

she isnt scared to say it just with current policies she cant

[@chocolatechipbleach8341]

@@kev1619 my friend made it for me

[@chocolatechipbleach8341]

@@acnologi1115 that’s true but she does anyway sometimes lmao

[@rusterrd4037]

Yagoo: so you have a rap for me? Calliope: Yes sir i do Yagoo: How many do you have? Calliope: YES, sir i do.

[@enz4759]

Rapping is tight

[@charltonheston8525]

@@enz4759 Barely an inconvenience.

[@remyhavoc4463]

@@charltonheston8525 Is that a Ryan George reference?

[@mittyZX]

Wowwowwowwow

[@tofugakiraidesu]

Those bars are TIGHT

[@vkarvanzer4243]

So, we have an anthem now? Calli: What you guys doin? Dead beats: Lurking! Some other Dead beats: Jerki-

[@uptown16]

That's probably the other side of Calli-mama.

[@KristmusBare]

@@uptown16 there are two incarnations of death inside you

[@valleyrecords]

new video on my channel now check it out Chocolate Fudge Drip🍫

[@BestFluttershyNA]

@@KristmusBare One smokes crack The other also smokes crack. You are addicted to crack.

[@loganbaysinger6664]

@@uptown16 mommy mori amiright or amiright

[@shaunmckinlay8803]

This song is definitely my first favorite song it’s the reason i got into watching calli in the first place and every time i hear it feels like I’m being reintroduced to calli and her content all over again although i don’t always show up to the streams like i used to it’s nice to see that Calli’s songs are always there to help me and others through the struggles they face and something just to vibe to hope to hear more of your amazing songs and your singing calli and maybe if I can catch one of your streams again, I’d also like to say calli thank you and kiara for helping through the tough times back when the pandemics and lockdown was still around and i feel like without either of you bringing joy to my day I would have never gotten through it you guys are both my heroes and i love you both

[@MaskofFayt]

Cali in songs: I'm a murderous badass with the hip child lingo Cali in reality: dies first in every among us game

[@garrus01]

Now: Reports her teammate's kill while saying "Yeah, I did it".

[@kanashi9957]

The little "yo f**k this smoke" in the corner is great

[@neeevirus]

fps lag = f**king bullsh*t

[@pohai99]

That's Caused The Lag Of The Underworld LoL

[@greenleaper3791]

I didn't notice that lol

[@zethstar3475]

ikr

[@gnugroho2483]

it feel like a watermark for me lmao

[@wiredrayne]

Calli's tsundere personality is so strong it split into two personalities.

[@Stryxxxx]

Both? Both. Both is good.

[@pizzaman9859]

Jesus Christ thank you Jesus

[@paul.l1658]

As expected from the evolve version of rushia ch.

[@GameCyborgCh]

@@paul.l1658 Calli: fanbase is called dead beats rushia: fanbase is called fandeads calli: is the reapers apprentice rushia: is a necromancer both have a black outfit and pink hair (rushia's alter design) calli can spit fire and has boing boing. rushia can make death metal singers jealous and is not boing boing

[@Natsumereal]

Rushia: finally, a worthy rival~ Our collab will be legendary!

[@naoya97316]

This song is very cool and after listening to this song , I started studying English I don't yet understand English but I continue to support Calli

[@coolgismo]

its worth to learn english for this

[@princealigorna7468]

Basically, Calli's going to steal all of our souls, make us her family, and fight and murder anyone that hates on us

[@TheRealPetraeus]

@@princealigorna7468 which is good and bad.

[@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl]

@@TheRealPetraeus not bad

[@sif3398]

Keep at it jp bro

[@beast0339]

This is actually what got me into HoloEN. I was listening to some Fort Minor and Eminem and this came up in my recommended, saw it was new and the art looked sweet so I was like "why the hell not?" then listened to all the other songs after that. No dragging me out of the HoloEN rabbit hole past that point XD

[@LTM_216]

yes. Welcome to the abys...rabbit hole

[@beast0339]

@@LTM_216 well HoloEN definitely made me feel better in 2020. I was coping badly and was in a real rough patch for personal reasons and Calli's music made me feel better about stuff

[@jahjah375]

“We’ll be best friends that’s the end of it.” Kiara: 😔

[@freshappleseed6966]

0:45 *Calli proceeds to describe how excited she is to mutilate her* Kiara:"😳...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

[@woodybrando5365]

"My dissapointment is immeasurable. And my day is ruined"

[@sourandsweet1048]

@@freshappleseed6966 😳😳😳

[@Areus019]

If you want to call someone who puts a 5ft. scythe inside you a friend, you might be [Redacted]

[@FarEastIV]

"I dont want your money , i just want your life" me: Is both an option

[@glyphknightmax]

I, too, would like an answer to this now. The third song proves it's worth it.

[@ducstatiba2]

@Demyx is that really a bad thing tho

[@Aulut]

@Demyx I dont.

[@cyerye2684]

@Demyx But simping allows her to get that 5$ wine kekw

[@JustChill0927]

@Demyx I see nothing wrong with that penalty. Do what you must

[@HANSAZS]

2:41 i see why she didn't want to finish the song on the new outfit stream

[@xotticvt7644]

I was dying brook when said wouldn't say it😂

[@sirchadbradbradleybradleyt3024]

(Lyrics) DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW x3 DEAD BEATS, LOCK IT DOWN Gettin’ kinda “stir-crazy”, you heard this I wonder what the meaning of “lazy” or life w/o work is Kawaii shinigami at your service Mark your enemies, and I’ll show them what hurt is!!!! :} Merciless, but what else should I be? Sudden nice-guy gap, but that’s honesty. A blood price to be paid, but I promise- it’s worth this On-demand-h*micidal-circus!!! All ya really gotta do is sign on the dotted line~ It’s probably fine, right…? SIKE!! Your soul is mine~ It’s all good. Being a DEAD BEAT’S got benefits We’ll be “best friends,” that’s the end of it :} Then I get a rush of adrenaline I think I like you…! Wanna feel my 5-foot scythe inside you~♡ I would d*e for you!!! And that adorable scream Curious… would you ~d*e~ for me? We’ll lock it down!!! So when you bitches need me, call!!! (By your side with my scythe and red wine~) I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!! (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?) Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end We on another level, when the dust settles: An actual scene outta hell We’ll lock it down!!! So when you bitches need me, call!!! (By your side with my scythe and red wine~) I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!! (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?) Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end Not a lot that opposers can say To counterpoint the wise *ss words of my sensei: (Skip class) … Okay, next? (Take rips) … Eh, thought so. Make no mistake, these are “killer vibes”. I don’t “take breaks” cuz I’m taking lives! To die by the scythe? It’s the highest honor! Run and hide?! You can try… … you’re a goddamn goner. I could play the game by the rules, hell, I’d lose it Drop names, drain fools dry, I’m ruthless!! Grab a little auto-tune, then abuse it 2-clicks “BEEP-BOOP” = sounds like music!!! New hits, cheap loops, samples, free beats Loose fit, sh*t design like a pair of ******(Yeezys) Rapping’s easy, music’s hard! Slapping fair-use material together, I could never be the star I seek to be, swear I’ll make ya proud DEAD BEATS cheer for me, and cheer loud! Decimate the crowd, that’s for sure~✿ … Got a little sentimental, back to m*rder!!! We’ll lock it down!!! So when you bitches need me, call!!! (By your side with my scythe and red wine~) I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!! (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?) Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end We on another level, when the dust settles: An actual scene outta hell We’ll lock it down!!! So when you bitches need me, call!!! (By your side with my scythe and red wine~) I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!! (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?) Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end Calliope Mori on this goddamn mic I don’t want your f*ckin money, I just want your life I’m filling syllables with curse words, because I am an amateur Everybody likes… self-depreciating…….. rap……………………………… … I’m gonna stop. Like, I got nothing. I’m so tired, man. :} “Don’t quit your reaping job”. Got ’em DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW, DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW DEAD BEATS, JERK IT NOW!!!! DEAD BEATS, JERK IT NOW!!!! (yo yo YO YO YO STOP!!!! Stop. That is so inappropriate.) What…? What, I don’t get it…? “Jerking”, like… do a jerky dance, yeah? Jerk to the left~ Jerk to the riiiight~ (Dude, just stop talking.) OK

[@nispee]

remember

[@sullygoose]

“Grab a little auto tune and then abuse it. Two clicks Beep-Boop sounds like music.” So much shade being thrown, we call her Grim Shady.

[@Xarphor]

*high pitched squeaking* Grim Shady *wheeeeeeze*

[@Lolvi6]

That line instantly made me think of him too lmao

[@contrapasta2454]

Grim Shady!

[@nick5zone827]

WILL THE REAL GRIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP!!!

[@ariqsyauqi4117]

Nice one! Grim Shady

[@phong.w4829]

Literally Debuted 2 days ago *already have 3 original raps* Holy..... Calli mama calm down..

[@Orimu21]

this is not the end... just debuted and already have a mini album on the works to be released... new track everyday until friday i think

[@naeultimatactical]

Well, we talk about CallioP right

[@hyuufly]

Calli OP

[@slahser]

No This comment is made by the Cantaloupe gang

[@hretokimiko3957]

Oh it's just the beginnings

[@Drag0n092x]

I'm kinda addicted to how she delivers the lines around 1:28

[@yxungblxxdrxbin]

So all this time, that was small Calli at the end, "Deadbeats jerk it now."

[@ShadowLordMeh]

so you came from that video too

[@Ken_neThT]

Lmao the bottom left. Seems like she has declared an eternal grudge or some blood debt against that computer intensive smoke effect

[@SamuSeen]

It's not the effect, it's actual virtual smoke from her potato.

[@Redstar2613]

@@SamuSeen Her potato?

[@Renchor]

@@Redstar2613 her very weak pc , aka a potato :)

[@PenguinLord10]

@@Renchor I prefer to imagine they meant an *actual* potato. Like she just has a potatoes in an oven off-screen, and egads, her baked potatoes are ruined!

[@YumeMegami]

@@Renchor it can't be worse than former poltato pc....could it?

[@mohammadabuat1142]

Calli's three personality is : Tsundere, Yandere and straight up a Serial Killer.

[@somegoodsoup7008]

Wait isn't yonder the same as the 3rd?

[@ninjashuriken]

and Yandere is best ofc

[@heathjake25]

@@somegoodsoup7008 yandere is a bit more passive than straight up serial killer. Not much difference, though.

[@amoslin123]

You mean Suisei-EN.

[@Epikmanful]

RAP MURDERER

[@shiron1076]

I can't believe this flew over our heads 2:51 she said "ogey"

[@kusogaki_shion]

Who is it?

[@kuro-x2593]

When she said F*** the smoke... I imagine Kiara is under the screen somewhere emitting smoke from her body because Calli tied her up and not letting her suddenly appears in from of the camera like the previous song.

[@ashenmask5301]

Yea, "jerking" is just a normal word what's wrong with using it?! Jerk to the left, jerk to the right~

[@macky1376]

criss cross, criss cross

[@4tonmike]

Be gentle

[@liquidation2279]

splash to the left, splash to the right~

[@a_personperson9785]

jerk up, jerk down

[@sharkle9]

Jerk all around

[@flandrescarlet1111]

0:46 "wanna feel my 5 foot scythe inside you?" No one gonna talk about this subtle line tho lmaooooo

[@starmellow8913]

There's no reason to... I have a feeling most people would answer yes anyway I am most people

[@dandarr5035]

why is that hot

[@switchblade6]

Yes please

[@stingreii]

I just decided to not say anything about it.

[@azu2989]

Why the hell would people agree to die

[@nekko3]

time really passed quickly, its been a year and still here I am coming back to listen to this masterpiece

[@ABRBD]

bit of an overstatement

[@nekko3]

@@ABRBD for you, but it deserves the title for me

[@striign9717]

This so ass, it makes Yuno Miles look like the goat

[@zepp94]

@@striign9717 he is fym (all seriousness at least hes funny this is just ass)

[@kanyewestmygoat]

​@@zepp94frrr yuno is tuff🔥🔥🔥💯💯 this shits weak🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

[@thaelynhunnicutt7366]

Love how kat from Victorius took the mic at the end

[@6sixFace]

Calliope: *Raps about death.* Also Calliope: Hey you can't say jerk it in a rap, that's in appropriate!

[@jjcoola998]

Welcome to modern advertiser friendly media lol murder is cool but reproductive organs our species rely on to survive? NOOOO

[@AndrewS-vu4ji]

there are tiers of profanity

[@6sixFace]

@@AndrewS-vu4ji your name is the most profane word I know. We will no longer speak of you and your magical tiered system of profanity categorization.

[@6sixFace]

@@jjcoola998 let's all jerk it now to pay our respects. F.

[@Kamirasu]

@@Empyrean_Enigma 'ya' isn't even in the dictionary

[@yari4343]

Deadbeats: Ywes!! UwU put your 5-foot scythe inside me..ughh . Mori Calliope: What...? . . Deadbeats: What!?

[@chrisyepez3552]

I honestly can't wait until Superchat is available just for this type of interaction.

[@wholesomecontent3532]

Christopher Yepez indeed

[@JaySaber]

Wait what?

[@sorainvidia6599]

No you said something

[@dylanboatner2931]

Misfit of Demon King vibes

[@alixxx2542]

The influence Mori Calliope had in Death Grips is amazing

[@chungga94]

This song encapsulates Calli quite well: cool, talented, dork, dad.

[@Deckronomicon]

We did it lads, she's at the top of the US and Japan iTunes Rap/Hip Hop charts, beating Eminem himself

[@Rauolwolf]

It wasn't really much of a contest, let's be honest.

[@bananagod5530]

:D

[@nitrotex2552]

us and uk and top 10 ->1 in other countries as well

[@mouses_HK]

We all knew this would happen lol

[@cocoa6094]

AYYY OUR BOI MURDERED THEM LET'S GOOO lolll~💀🎙🔥🔥🔥💖👌

[@Bionimetic]

"im using curse words because I am an amateur" shots fired at new age rappers 😳

[@kylewoodowens4488]

Most music used to have a story behind each song but most of todays music is full of nonsense that rely on the beat and a catchy 1 or 2 liner.

[@Bionimetic]

@@kylewoodowens4488 yeah it's all the same rinse and repeat system. industry is made to cash out and because of that music is watered down, written not by the artist but by a whole team of people dedicated to making hits. and it sells. glad Mori is doing her own thing and I hope she rides her own success and nothing steps into her own work. always great seeing someone independent do their own thing

[@dormi_torio]

@@Bionimetic What I notice is that many artists who follow the trend instead of creating their own thing might blow up for a few months, but then fade into obscurity. Meanwhile, the artists who do their own thing are more sustained and usually enjoy the craft a lot more and it shows.

[@remyhavoc4463]

@@dormi_torio Yup. I'm glad there's still people who put thought and effort into their craft. I'll admit that there's a whole lotta trash nowadays but there are still artists that makes masterpieces and it pays off. Most of the people that doesn't are just one hit wonders who fall off and become a meme

[@SkribbleNL]

@@kylewoodowens4488 I think that has always been the case and will always be so, Just find the ones that don't and actually get good stuff out.

[@bakamitaii1572]

1:23 ‘kill me please’ (?) in the background

[@Nayisw]

"Im MotherF-wording shinigami" - Calli

[@pulseless5968]

Calli: doesnt want to offend people so doesn't cuss in streams Also Calli: calls her fanbase deadbeats

[@Treviisolion]

Tbf, it was a unanimous decision on the part of the viewers. Her viewerbase is incredibly self-aware apparently.

[@pulseless5968]

@@Treviisolion yeah, that's a valid point

[@Kairukurumi]

@@Treviisolion Yeah like she came up with it while she was writing the first song but she didn't think anyone would like it WE SURE SHOWED HER

[@freyafrei8330]

The swearing is more for monetization reasons. KZbin-kun doesn't like to hear certain words.

[@KingOfDarknessAndEvil]

We're all masochists deep down tbh

[@kuuroda7914]

Mori: yo f**k this smoke also Mori: _lets put smoke_

[@ammythecursedfox]

It's a remark on how graphic intensive the smoke effect is on computers for some reason. I also hate it.

[@afelias]

She probably found out about the smoke being behind her framerate drops after she already put it in here so instead of removing what was already there she just added the text

[@moonstne]

Its like her views on Kiara, she pretends to hate the smoke, but secretly likes it. tsundere Mori.

[@kaigaikarano]

@@moonstne we called her as tsundereaper not for nothing

[@haratoshio7647]

the last part feeling like Smol Calli is singing bad words and Big Calli comes there to stop her :))))))))

[@user-Syuineko]

1:38 ここの上がって下がる発音好き

[@jajaker]

Deadbeats: * Recovering from Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP? * Calliope: * Releases New Song * Deadbeats: WELP I GUESS I'LL DIE AGAIN.

[@AirahsELL]

Keikaku doori, now where's kuso tori?

[@Aikilyu]

@@AirahsELL The kuso tori turned into an actual phoenix from all this fire 🔥🔥🔥

[@AirahsELL]

@@Aikilyu I did make a very short verse simping for Calli over in reddit but didn't garner much attention. I'm still surprised she hasn't used "oshi," since it's so fucking simple. _ahem_ *YOUR OSHI, THE OG, THE ONE AND ONLY, CALLI-O-P*

[@seiarcc]

"Everybody likes.... self-deprecating..... rap...." YES

[@PapaCharlie9]

I wonder if the "self-DEPRECIATING" (not deprecating) was intentional. It made me LMFAO, so I think it was.

[@Meonium]

@@PapaCharlie9 what's the difference?

[@kio4896]

@@Meonium Self-depreciating is technically the actual correct word to use. People more often use self-deprecating even though deprecating doesn't really make sense there, probably due to the fact that people attribute the word depreciating more to finance.

[@PapaCharlie9]

@@Meonium Self-depreciating could be considered the archaic form, like saying "Felicitations" instead of "Yo" as a greeting. Which is totally consistent with Calli's character, though she ironically says "Yo" also, lol.

[@PapaCharlie9]

@@kio4896 I think she intentionally avoided the more modern usage of deprecating, because that's consistent with her character's backstory. It's also consistent with her diction in general, which is weirdly formal and "learned" for lack of a better word. In turn, that makes her rap stand out for being so familiar and modern. It'd be cool if this was all intended and planned out, but I might be reading too much into it.

[@SentaAmaris]

"Calliope Mori on this goddamn mic I don't want your fuckin' money, I just want your life" gives me chills everytime.

[@theladoflads7884]

This but unironically

[@SentaAmaris]

​@@theladoflads7884 I don't know what are you talking about, I have never used irony in my life >.

[@ABRBD]

it gives me chills because of how horrible it is

[@waylan0]

this was the first mori song i heard nearly 3 years ago and damn im still vibing out to all her music! first time i heard this i played it on loop for a whole night and fell in love with her style

[@666PANDEMONIUM]

Murder: "No Problem." Jerking: "WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON KZbin!"

[@JustChill0927]

Lmao

[@FriskyD.]

You also can't say terrorism, corona, or fuck

[@Swarmish]

PURE

[@ykm205]

Oh real action combat and people dying on the background, no problem bro! Wait there's somebody being slightly lewd, gotta go report!

[@WwAndre]

Me: i speak french *put the french subtitles* KZbin: [Musique] .....

[@2tonesg]

Technically correct

[@thenoobiestnoob9152]

lmao at 2:37 with the french subs it says mickey mouse

[@yamagamikensei2232]

@@thenoobiestnoob9152 E P I C M I C K E Y M O U S E

[@ohwowok6948]

Deaf French people: *breaquédancè*

[@brachybean]

french subtitles: de rien everyone: but you didnt even do anything french subtitles: au revoir

[@staurraia]

beats that go soft

[@user-vj1eo7bo9n]

While I am sleeping: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now... While I am wake up and look for my glasses: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now... While I am going to work: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now... While I am eating lunch: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now...

[@komradentomolog7701]

Same

[@Phianhcr123]

“I don’t want your f*cking money, I just want your life” Canadian: HoW BoUt I dO aNy WaY

[@lewis9732]

What

[@devioustea]

@@lewis9732 Canadians had the great super chat war with thousands in donations

[@kyrooooooo7410]

@@lewis9732 you didn't see the stream?

[@kr1on1c__65]

🤣

[@TheExecutorr]

ah, the great simp tournament arc of 2020. Those were the times.. :D

[@karite2]

Me: "I will not simp for Hololive EN" Calliope: *slips me some dead beats* Me: "Calliope is my rapping reaper waifu"

[@maikelmorren]

I'm in this comment, and I don't like it

[@Schneeregen_]

*Shrimp

[@JustChill0927]

Lol

[@JustChill0927]

@@maikelmorren Same XD

[@geronimo3970]

don't simp, shrimp

[@yukishima9212]

この曲のイラスト、同じホロライブENのイナニスさんが描いてるんだよね……。 うますぎる……

[@justshrimping742]

1:17 --I fucking love this part....

[@abaw2182]

Yagoo's crying but for a different reason this time

[@katsuwen]

About ba* w*rd 😂😂

[@abaw2182]

Katsu Wen maybe 👀

[@2Sor2Fig]

The jerk off instructions at the end probably aren't helping either.

[@abaw2182]

Tatenda Tambo probably lol

[@katsuwen]

@@abaw2182 n also no monetization 😆😆

[@MrQuackcorn]

IMPORTANT Someone by the name of Corey Settele has FALSELY claimed ownership of this music by taking advantage of ONEbpm and KZbins copyright system. PLEASE, report that video (which you can find by searching 'Curro Corey Settele' on KZbin) and also bring this to the attention of Hololive on their official channels (Twitter etc.) This is not okay, and is a flagrant abuse of copyright. I have reported this to COVER and also submitted feedback on ONEbpm's website, I suggest people also do the same. Nobody should be allowed to take advantage of anyone's hard work like that.

[@GabrielRodrigues-xs6jp]

Did my part, everyone remember to report It on Spotify too

[@slickgod884]

It’s would’ve said it was claimed at the bottom of the description

[@MrQuackcorn]

@@RKL1VTS Yes, saw your reddit post, thank you for bringing it to the attention of everyone. You're the real MVP

[@matthewirish2676]

Is the video still up? I can't find it Edit: I already found it, it is below some videos from India, if they cannot find the video, I will leave the link so they can report it (sorry bad english)

[@sizzlybuckle4511]

@@matthewirish2676 can you send the link my friend. I can't find the vid

[@TheAdvertisement]

I love how this meta joke of the chat being captured souls got turned into an entire song!

[@Martyhero]

I keep hearing it as "Sign of the scythe in some red wine", which makes me imagine you can inscribe some sort of scythe-shaped glyph in wine in order to summon her. The follow up thought being, of course "Kiara would abuse the hell out of this."

[@tomtombaking5174]

"Yagoo is crying because he's too happy"

[@neeevirus]

*"are you sure about that"*

[@tomtombaking5174]

@@neeevirus PROBABLY

[@Tater_Toot]

Is that how Ina got the golden Yagoo, cuz she did the art

[@paradoxEpsilon]

yagoo gave up on the idol thingy he just want a rap band instead

[@kye7539]

[X] Doubt

[@user-tq6ki1pw7x]

Me being Japanese: Yay I'm gonna sing this song on Karaoke!! Calli: RAPS SO FAST Me:

[@user-tq6ki1pw7x]

@@ERRENTPRIM I know Eminem raps way faster, but Eminem's rap and Calli's are both too hard and there are just a slight difference for me because I'm not fluent in English lol

[@MoeruHoeru]

Ay jp broooss 😆🤣

[@user-tq6ki1pw7x]

@@MoeruHoeru hey yo brooo

[@leunamme9448]

@@ERRENTPRIM "Not as fast as eminem" and after you said that Calli sang Godzilla almost perfectly lol

[@frynx-kfptoiletenjoyer3171]

@@ERRENTPRIM You should probably watch calli sang the 3rd verse in godzilla

[@NoahHoi]

Fun Fact: "I ain't taking breaks cause I'm taking lives" Is actually clever wordplay, this is a double entendre, the first meaning saying he doesn't take breaks from anything because he's killing people. The second meaning is he doesn't take breaks, because she's live streaming I didn't expect a VTuber to be lyrically capable like this ☠️

[@kewlpenguin9228]

Haven't watched this in a while, yea it's still good

[@popphoenixh]

yup

[@ChriSaito]

Same. It’s 10 months old, but it checks out.

[@durakeno5575]

Yep

[@whoareyouwhoamidoesitmatte2726]

Same, mate

[@Jeremy-it1ks]

same

[@user-cf9ef5or2q]

海外ニキたちが日本のアニメ、アニソンにはまるのわかる気がする、何言ってるか断片的にしかわかんないけどクオリティすごすぎて何回も聞きたくなるもん そして意味を理解したいから英語勉強したくなる…ホロライブEN、推すか…

[@Subjectivity13]

彼女のジョークや駄洒落は理解するのが難しいでしょう。 日本語の字幕はおそらく彼女の言っていることを知る最も簡単な方法です。 彼女の言語の使い方は複雑で、すばやく話します。 英語の勉強頑張ってください！ 難しい言語です。

[@mrnuggs3981]

Uh idk I need to learn more words

[@x0sniper536]

(Translation for anyone wondering what this says) I feel like I understand why foreigners are addicted to Japanese anime and anime songs. I don’t really know what she is saying, but the quality is so great that I want to listen to this over and over again. And I want to study English because I want to understand the meaning of the song a bit more. Hololive EN, do you recommend?

[@takataka118cod]

俺も英語勉強頑張ります

[@x0sniper536]

幸運を (Good luck)

[@mochithepooh5368]

When you have more original song than the amount of days on YT.

[@PapaCharlie9]

ikr? this is a hololive record, i think.

[@Ak-ik8tc]

@@PapaCharlie9 in raw numbers, Suisei has 4 musics, which I think is the record for original musics in hololive (till Calliopi post more and take it), but if you mean speed then obviously yes

[@PapaCharlie9]

@@Ak-ik8tc Yes, I meant for first week of debut.

[@Ak-ik8tc]

@@PapaCharlie9 first week debut? I don't think there is anyone who released 3 songs within a year at all lol

[@mochithepooh5368]

@@Ak-ik8tc Suisei circumstances is a bit different though, 3 out of 4 of her music was created without support of Hololive. Well I'm welcoming any kind of original music because they're really hard to make.

[@billbarthel5224]

There's absolutely no reason for this beat to be so lit. Bruh. I live this lmao

[@Wolf-wd9nb]

"Dead beats lurking now" French Captions: Epic Mickey Mouse 2:37

[@allanrv4157]

This is the same girl that didnt know how to play a Kazoo

[@frosty3374]

yes... yes it is :D

[@stingreii]

And ended up owning muiltiple kazoos.

[@-kentaE]

---- --- --- Learning it is a miracle

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

"hum into the kazoo?..."

[@suiseispersonalshounen-con]

@Posa from Nekoma exactly my response XD

[@Quarbit]

"I don't want your money, I just want your life" Canadians: "instructions unclear, here's my life savings."

[@6th_Army]

We simply honour the age old tradition.

[@l0kk016]

Canadians: Both, both is good.

[@YataTheFifteenth]

The only way to make a Canadian follow orders is giving them a gallon of maple syrup.

[@6th_Army]

@@YataTheFifteenth Well, that doesn't really do anytthing. We already have the most maple syrup in the worldo as is. Don't know what we'd do with a little more. But if you can get us a war to fight in. We could finally try to to hold the other two spots for top 5 snipers.

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@6th_Army y'all have the spirit of Pegahmagabow it's unfair.

[@Surge-kk6ew]

Welp looking back on it, it was this video, this is where the rabbit hole began Cut to several months later I’m now an absolute hololive en simp

[@reyisBLU3]

My 13th reason

[@The_Honcho]

An anime girl literally had a no.1 trending rap song on iTunes over Eminem. This is the best timeline

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

I am not complaining, Calli is a new talent so just that happening is good to me.

[@MasterXav]

Woah did she actually???

[@asdrubaelvect8038]

@@MasterXav demondice

[@baha17222]

We can finally say it. Eminem been reaaaal quiet since this one dropped

[@andyjo7838]

Her birthday ep got number one as well.

[@YuuRic]

That one word at the end of that one line: ****** Me:"Oh she gonna say a real naughty word" Calliope: YEEZYS Oh.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

it is a cursed word

[@joshuaivan23]

Not exactly a stuff that need to be censored, but just to be sure & safe. I mean, all of this new rapper mention alcohol or car brand everyday, so mention a mere shoes must be fine. But, just play it safe better than deal with any unecesarry bullshit

[@Raiden_Solid]

Also Calliope: Jerk it now!!!

[@TheXander2004]

@@joshuaivan23 i would agree with you but why is gucci not censored? xD

[@joshuaivan23]

@@TheXander2004 Gucci already became a common slang for cool, lit, fashionable, etc

[@310_YT]

もちろん…今でも見てるやつは居るよなぁ！

[@thejersku80]

the beat? WACK the lyrics? WACK thefactanyonelikesthisshit? *WACK*

[@RoyalFusilier]

"Self-deprecating rap" is the soul and voice of the current generation, which is why we love it so much.

[@ziggytheassassin5835]

Ok zoomer

[@Stalutes64]

Hating yourself in a cool way is all the rage 😎

[@kylewoodowens4488]

This is so accurate that its sad.

[@realice.]

It ain't bad if its productive

[@vbgvbg1133]

Stalutes64 Look at me i don’t like myself 😎😎😎

[@javisohel]

Her production value is off the charts. Respect.

[@PapaCharlie9]

(Correction) THREE originals in her first week. That's a Hololive record, right?

[@GameCyborgCh]

@@PapaCharlie9 this is her third this week. "Excuse my rudeness, but could you please RIP?", "ReaperかRapper?" and this one and tomorrow will be the last one for her debut EP

[@PapaCharlie9]

@@GameCyborgCh My bad. How could I forget Please RIP? Corrected.

[@ErwinSmith001]

"To die by the scythe? It's the highest honor!" "Yes it is an honor to be killed by Calli's scythe"

[@kombatace7971]

Theory:the reason each vtuber has theie own distincrive fan group (deadbeats, kfp employees, etc) is so that when a waifu war breaks out, they have troops to command

[@seekingvictories]

What if your apart of multiple

[@bigbrainbois9603]

@@seekingvictories then your a traitor to them all

[@kombatace7971]

@@seekingvictories pick one

[@seekingvictories]

@@kombatace7971 I’ll just be a gun for hire

[@Weebfox]

Im so addicted to Mori's music it's not even funny at this point anymore

[@Yuki_Ika7]

i feel you there

[@ilosolatica]

*H*a *E*llo *L*ime *P*icture

[@bigmandon8160]

@@ilosolatica very subtle.....

[@authorias2532]

When was it even funny? It's lit 😂

[@Fujiwaramoguu]

Sammee

[@sorbetek9745]

I wanna hear a watame vs calliope rap battle

[@daisydodge8536]

👏YES 👏

[@dumusagi4249]

Maybe in the near future eh?

[@greenleaper3791]

That'd be the greatest gift the mankind ever receive

[@tripleaces659]

Dont forget Miko too 😂

[@kininarunyaruko3139]

Yagoo: *cries in stonks*

[@user-dm8nn4qr8i]

やっべマジで普通にいい曲。トラップのサウンドも普通にかっこいい。

[@-juancruz-2965]

Spanish Beats, lurking now 🔥💀💀🌹

[@VCofdaG]

Alright, her order is my command. TIME TO BEAT THAT ME-

[@akamarudesu]

"YOYOYOYOYO STOP"

[@hotrandomelirasforevercake7778]

Yametekurastop, you violated the law!!

[@futonschiessverdammnt4798]

Chotowaitaminute! He was just following orders!

[@ZxosGamer]

Lamy: I'm beating the meat(sausage)

[@retardedpancake8951]

You need some lotion? (If you do, you can take some of mine)

[@JohnSmith-op3qj]

Legend has it Calli's rap is the thing that keeps hell burning

[@EpicSwag-mv8qu]

That is responsible for a good portion of hell's heat, but the friction from all of the dead beats jerking it contributes more

[@monicaraybrandt]

that's because it's straight fire

[@futotazawa9585]

今日見たら1000万視聴超えてた。 やっぱカリオペ様はすごい。 あらためて1000万視聴おめでとう！！！！！！！！

[@user-id5pk4mk7b]

最の高すぎる

[@needfood4279]

Simple low-bpm beats. Thats where its at. This is peak Mori

[@Cakeftw24]

The “yo f*uck this smoke” text is killing me. Callie’s flow and this beat are fire too

[@mahazehra5049]

Did anyone notice that the art is by Ina the eldritch herself??

[@AmeNGO758]

bruh, it's literally stated on the video lmaooooo

[@zacharyzwickl5860]

and Ina mentioed it in her debut stream

[@mahazehra5049]

I meant as in not enough people are talking about it?? And ofc it’s stated in the video mori is a credit queen after all lmao

[@theapplequeen5832]

Ahhh this comment makes me miss this artists music videos ;~;. But yea- the art is heccin cool, and that’s a cute detail

[@TagFul19]

You can say that is inspired from Soul Eater series

[@user-xe6kx9tg6p]

1:18 〜　1:21 2:09 最後までが好きすぎます。 特に1:18 のとこの真顔からニヤッとするとことか可愛すぎてやばい カリのラップは何回聞いても飽（あ）きないです。応援してます。 日本語でしか伝えられなくてごめんなさい！

[@Canmiibal]

yeah im dead fr 💀

[@thattrickytrickster612]

I love that Ina made the art, she’s so talented. It compliments Calli’s musical talent ❤️

[@PapaCharlie9]

Damn, I was so busy reading the subs that I didn't look at the art! Said every weeb forever. REPLAY!

[@nicolash9452]

“DEAD BEATS JERK IT NOW” You know the rules and so do I

[@gatokawaii3996]

2:36 She gave us a sign😔 now I know what I should do.

[@J0hndow]

Tf lol

[@sushiking_2720]

Me: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@blarg2429]

@@sushiking_2720 You don't have to say "Me:". Things you say are assumed to be things said by you by default.

[@legendpybro5016]

Welp time to pull up the rule 34 lewds

[@VanceCantSnipewtf]

I like how no one is talking about that "yo f**k this smoke" right at the bottom left lmfao

[@MyHeartIsOpen2You]

I listen to this song after doing my weekly dialysis.

[@jeremygeller9145]

Me watching others get into v-tubers: haha haha SIMPS Me after watching mori:.......fuck

[@zheddy5093]

Me 2 months ago

[@SlyProphet]

I think i just peeked over the edge... And I'm probably about to start tumbling down this fuckin cliff..

[@kadebowen2414]

@@SlyProphet same

[@UltimaJC]

Listen I was the same way. I didn't see the appeal until Calli popped up.

[@potatoandburger]

The rabbit hole consumes everything... there is no escape

[@kaetill8945]

DEAD BEATS

[@OurOphis]

Bibi please tell us how you feel being sold?

[@zazie_17]

JERK IT NOW!!!

[@coolperson7105]

LURKING NOW

[@35PHaaton]

LOCK IT DOWN

[@arniealaan6942]

@@zazie_17 to the left and to the right.

[@yua_san01]

カリオペの歌全部好きだけど結局この曲に戻ってきてしまう

[@vincentkao927]

12 million congrats !!!!!!!!!!!! 1200万再生突破 おめでとう ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Around 12/14 4:51 JST)( 455 days ) +Topic channel : 14.69 million/1469万 +Topic channel, Spotify : 20.92 million/2092万

[@wetsama9920]

Mori's scythe doubles as a stage mic: killing and rapping is her forte and what better way to do that is to combine them together.

[@thefufster]

plot twist: the girl that said "jerk it now" was actually Ame

[@Rptor_]

It certainly sounded like her

[@matthewvest5191]

I was thinking Kiara

[@akihiko4036]

YO YO YO STOP STOP (gremlin noises)

[@suiseispersonalshounen-con]

@@akihiko4036 Senz*** national Anthem Intensifies!!!

[@frynx-kfptoiletenjoyer3171]

But it sounds like kiara to me I dunno

[@shirowu911]

*Man, I don't know why is this the best for me* 2:36

[@VoidsEclipse]

Honestly, the "Yo f**k this smoke" in the bottom left hand corner really makes the song perfect. I wonder if it's a reference to her debut, where the smoke caused so many issues.

[@forrenz]

That cracks me up every time I watch this video