ORKS and the ORKISH POWER OF BELIEF explained in 60 SECONDS

[@kenny187ful]

The Orks are the funniest extinction level threat to humanity

[@ConceptsCool4993]

Reminder the orks have a weapon that no bullshit flings gretchen across existence via warp travel and they end up going insane as a result of the warp.

[@evanlight2550]

The best part (or worst for the Snotling) is that while they travel through the Warp, there is a chance they’ll just die on the way back to Realspace and come out as an explosion of guts, bones and blood. Another thing about it is that, even if the Snotling makes it to the other side it isn’t always garenteed to come out “safely”. Some will spawn hundreds of feet into the air, others with appear in rocks and sometimes a Snotling will spawn out of a man’s chest like some f**led up recreation of the chestburster. Of course though, the Orkz find this absolutely hilarious and fun to watch

[@imcubanb2870]

I like the fact that since time fluctuates in the warp, you have no idea how much time the snotling spent in their. For the ork firing the gun it's a fraction of a second. For the snotling, he could have been in there for years.

[@Kurotitan7125]

Worst case scenario they're teleported inside you, and I've heard that they'll start shitting profusely once they've been teleported. So not only would it be breaking out of you like a chestburster, but it would have shat inside yoy

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Also Ork stealth makes sense, think about it. Blue= Luck Red= Speed What are the 2 key components to be successfully stealthy?

[@canadiandoughnut8605]

Huh, I can’t argue with that

[@imcubanb2870]

Purple.

[@imcubanb2870]

Also, to most orks, stealth is for gits that are afraid of a straight-up fight.

[@mercenarygundam1487]

0:40 Only one human managed to achieve additional speed by painting his mecha red: Char Aznable, the Red Comet.

[@johnnygyro2295]

So the Orks are Gundam fans?

[@mercenarygundam1487]

@@johnnygyro2295 Giant robot go Brr.

[@SlayerGodOfDeath]

Ork explain less in 5 sec " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGH "

[@MAKAVEL-IAN]

Space marine 2 is probably game of the year for me but I do miss fighting orks so much, they added so much personality to the first game

[@HandsFreeProductions]

One of my favorite tabletop RPG moments is one where my character was allowed to start with an Ork Slugga (that he had stolen from a Mekboy during a shipboarding action) Because it was Rogue Trader, we had a lot of freedom. That being said, my character's pastimes were hiding the working Slugga from the Adeptus Mechanicus and trying to find Mekboys who could upgrade his Shoota Eventually, he was let into an interrogation room with a Mekboy. He first told him to "MAKE IT SHOOT BETTAH." After the Mekboy tinkered with it, my character fired it into the wall. For once, it hit where he aimed it, but produced a tiny, embarrasingly insignificant chunk flying out of the wall. My character immediatly slapped the gun across the Mekboy's face and screamed "MORE DAKKA!" After the second round of tinkering, he fired it into the same wall and a fist sized chunk got torn out of the wall. He then said "GOOD!" and blew the Mekboy's head off The result was a very angry Ordo Xenos Throne Agent and a Slugga without the Inaccurate trait and with another +2 to its flat damage bonus. 40k TTRPGs are weird

[@TENOZILIA]

"i'm bored, and i want to kill shit" - every ork ever

[@Kurotitan7125]

I can't take seeing a swarm of Orks falling from the sky seriously. It's freaking hilarious 😂

[@josher0139]

You gotta slow down bub, "red goes faster, yellow makes things..." stinkier? Cannot understand that.

[@ImTheWinningest]

The reason you didn't understand is because he used a Warhammer word. He said "dakka-ier." A human translation would be "shooty-ier." "Dakka" is the like Ork word for "shooty." Because a gun firing sounds like "dakka dakka dakka." So if you paint something yellow, it will shoot better.

[@alidanial888]

kroks 💀

[@samsumg5979]

คือพวกorkมันไม่มีพลังจิตมันเป็นทฤษฎีของพวกจักรวรรดิแต่ไอ้พวกที่เป็นพ่อมดorkนั่นน่ะแทบเรียกว่าเป็นปริศนาไปเลยและไม่ค่อยเห็นพวกมันโผล่มาบ่อยยกเว้นจะบินสงครามหรือจารุกรานแบบใหญ่ๆที่อาจจะเห็นประปรายและไอ้เรื่องพลังจิตของไอ้พวกพ่อมดพวกนี้มันยังเป็นที่ถกเถียงหรือทฤษฎีกันอยู่แต่ดูจากสภาพร่างกายของมันแล้วมันน่าจะกลายพันธุ์ไม่งั้นก็ดัดแปลงร่างกาย เพราะว่าฉันยังไม่ได้ดูประวัติของไอ้พวกจอมเวท ork พวกนี้เลยนะ

[@jocsanabdala9456]

Ever seen a purple ork? Exactly😂😂😂😂

[@grimreaper3607]

ok

[@londo2992]

the stuff about an arc belong things is true and therefore it exist is actually not true. it is a very common misconception. the stuff they make actually does work, they just know how to make it beacuse of their dnd/blood or whatever

[@soylentgreen6082]

This is out of date. Orks should have Russian accents.

[@imcubanb2870]

Is it stupidity, or just a different level of intelligence that we can't fully comprehend. If we as humans could manipulate things through the power of belief, then we would be stupid to not take advantage of it. A soldier running out of the specific ammo for his rifle would be horrible for him, but to an ork, any and all ammo can be shot through his shootas or any gun.

[@HandsFreeProductions]

Nah, it's fairly well explained. They're Psykers but they're too dumb to understand the power they hold. Freebotaz who learn about drive-bys can install roll-down windows on their ships because they're literally too stupid to understand how a vacuum works (so it doesnt) and why they need oxygen (so they don't) The very nature of this power relies on ignorance. If they knew they could change reality, it would stop working because they don't actually believe it anymore. TLDR: An orc can reload his gun with rocks because he is too dumb to understand how bullets work. If he was intelligent, his gun wouldn't work.