Hit by lightning and has multiple affairs? The guy is possessed by Zeus.
@geniemiki8 жыл бұрын
+Wenguang Jiang If only he had the guts of Zeus though xD
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated8 жыл бұрын
Wenguang Jiang Surely you mean Thor, given that mythology's origins are far closer to France than Dr. Zeus's.
@frankartanis12908 жыл бұрын
pixel girl I wasn't aware that Thor also hits on a lot of women.
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated8 жыл бұрын
Wenguang Jiang He won over Natalie Portman, _and_ possibly has Jaimie Alexander pining for him.
@nathanjora76276 жыл бұрын
It would be coherent, as his successor, Macron, is called (for a reason I don't know, despite the fact that I'm French, but not really informed on these matters) Jupiter. Yes. Jupiter. We have a literal Elysium Palace (Palais de l'Élysée or Elysee palace) with a Jupiter inside. But people still associate France with rooster... The hell.
@Benderrr1119 жыл бұрын
LMAO "a series of actions so stereotypically French, it's almost offensive.
@Stallya7 жыл бұрын
Bender Bending Rodriguez As a French person, I almost pissed myself x)
@brianb57717 жыл бұрын
Bender Bending Rodriguez This had me dying.
@unlsoccer15 жыл бұрын
@Mycel I love that line. I change the Franch to Persian, and it works wonderfully like a Persian guy drives a white BMW or a Persian girl does not bother to let you know that she is not coming to the date.
@Legomaster-nj4oo3 жыл бұрын
@BenderBendingRodriguez Well ya can’t say François Hollande without saying France at least once
@Benderrr1113 жыл бұрын
@@unlsoccer1 and it's always a white BMW!! Why is it always white?? :))
@blockrocka2258 жыл бұрын
At 1:13, you see possibly the most French newspaper ever: a story about Francois Hollande's love life above a story about Daft Punk and another about soccer.
@kurtz72217 жыл бұрын
Henry Kiley An article about food in school cafeterias and an article about a shitty French comedy are missing
@karlosdeevs5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the french rugby misfit players (cuz their federation board has a rotten reputation)
5 жыл бұрын
Football
@sufferationist5 жыл бұрын
"Un triomphe française"
@michi64868 жыл бұрын
Why arent they doing this series more often, just france and australia isn´t enough!!!
@horatiohuskisson54714 жыл бұрын
Michael Kats would love one on Boris Johnson of the U.K. or Jair Bolsonaro of Brazil
@mj-f71353 жыл бұрын
Yes. Totally
@shaunakwarty3 жыл бұрын
@@horatiohuskisson5471 John did an entire segment on Boris Johnson
@0Clewi03 жыл бұрын
"Then we realized there are too many authoritarian presidents of the USA and that would hit too close with our president of the USA"
@maazkalim2 жыл бұрын
Waaiiitttt.. There are only 2 profiles in the entire-run?!!
@optimisticgrl8 жыл бұрын
"Franky Holland" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
@aliffrizduan8 жыл бұрын
lol!
@armaniac6616 жыл бұрын
No, I think he said Frankly Holland, with an L :D
@Oddi06 жыл бұрын
He totally said "Frankly Holland," which is even better.
@edamix31844 жыл бұрын
Franklin Holland
@EvilDerpSpy10 жыл бұрын
The part where François kisses the women has nothing wrong. In France, it is like the handshake
@naoimporta589 жыл бұрын
In Brazil too, but only one, not two kisses .
@EvilDerpSpy9 жыл бұрын
LOL I'm Brazilian and didn't know
@naoimporta589 жыл бұрын
Billy Mays Cara, você não cumprimenta as pessoas com beijo na bochecha ?
@EvilDerpSpy9 жыл бұрын
Nao, nunca ouvi
@eldricgrubbidge64659 жыл бұрын
Zaeno k *la bise*
@Doctor407710 жыл бұрын
Do Paraguay! "Meet President Horacio Cartes. A man who loves his country so much, he once described it as a beautiful, easy women that others should use and abuse. Much like the iconic Nelson Mandela, Horacio was also in prison before becoming president, for heroically evading taxes and being responsible for one of the largest cigarette contrabands in three countries."
@harshitmadan64494 жыл бұрын
Evading taxes is a moral thing to do, for taxation is theft.
@truthseekeralways70504 жыл бұрын
I hope John and Team will do him one day soon ❤️👍🏼 GOD Bless You Doctor 4977😇🙏🏼
@alfred34963 жыл бұрын
@@harshitmadan6449 Yeah, because who would want to live in a country with healthcare, roads, police, firefighters and so on
@midorimashintaro20922 жыл бұрын
@@harshitmadan6449 chup
@midorimashintaro2092 Жыл бұрын
@@harshitmadan6449 quiet imbecile, that's enough out of you
@JamanWerSonst10 жыл бұрын
Hm, that video gave me a positive impression of him. +atheist (or at least no theist) +socialist (caring for other people is always a good thing) +liberal love life (makes him human, Kennedy did it, too) +rides a scooter (scooters are the shit when you live in big cities)
@slothfromthegoonies820110 жыл бұрын
That's an interesting way of looking at it.
@cawheeler279 жыл бұрын
hasn't he been doubling down on the austerity nonsense? not much of a socialist.
@SuperMaoman9 жыл бұрын
Caleb Wheeler Champagne socialism at it's finest
@sweiland759 жыл бұрын
WOW! I qualify as President of France.
@nurlindafsihotang495 жыл бұрын
Yes, agree. Motorcycle is the shit when you live or worked in big cities!. Too bad it cannot perform well in snow :(
@ciarahowse287210 жыл бұрын
Should definitely do one on Zuma… "I may have raped a HIV positive woman, but I will be fine because I took a shower afterwards." Ah the joy of South African politicians :,3
@saxyrep110 жыл бұрын
Damn the guy actually said that? That's a disgrace on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin. I knew he was shameless but wow!
@sanyutakirambudde60289 жыл бұрын
saxyrep1 he never used the word 'rape'.
@saxyrep19 жыл бұрын
Sanyu Takirambudde Perfect, if he didn't use the word "rape" then his sentence is fine. My bad the guy's a real hero!
@sanyutakirambudde60289 жыл бұрын
I actually never said that it makes him a hero. Clearly he's a horrible and corrupt president but if someone's going to quote him then I think it's necessary to do it accurately. There was a thorough rape trial and he was deemed by the judge to be not guilty so i think it's inappropriate to through around false accusations and i just wanted to clarify.
@saxyrep19 жыл бұрын
I kinda think you're focusing on a detail. The simple fact that he could defend himself with a line even remotely close to that is unforgivable, court decision or not. It's all I'm saying. But I appreciate your enthusiasm for accuracy...
@giselemassi263110 жыл бұрын
In France we don't give a shit about our presidents private life. All that matters is how they rule the country. We are not hypocrites.
@TheHKY099 жыл бұрын
(I heard he was doing a pretty shit job)
@Alphenis9 жыл бұрын
TheHKY09 He is doing a shitty job. His approval is catastrophic (18%).
@Hugo743909 жыл бұрын
Lol, that's probably why we heard about Sarkozy and Hollande's love life for almost 8 years in every freaking magazine and news shows.... But yeah, in some countries he probably would have been forced to resign. And yes again, his work so far is widely considered shitty but that's another story...
@planetary1099 жыл бұрын
So all French are cheating assholes?
@Hugo743909 жыл бұрын
***** I think you may have taken the expression "political representative" a little too litterally... A President isn't "all French".
@Coldo389510 жыл бұрын
I am French and everything you just heard is true... Also, our previous president, Sarkozy, got divorced a few weeks after being elected and got engaged with the gorgeous top-model Carla Bruni... Try to top that America !... ;)
@Coldo389510 жыл бұрын
Never heard of that one but who knows... maybe both !! ;)
@theUg0010 жыл бұрын
Bruni is fun to look at, and I do like that one song of hers. :)
@cvrc1110 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Italy has everyone beat with Berlusconi.
@Coldo389510 жыл бұрын
Berlusconi pays for his girls.... Sarkozy and Hollande never had to... ;)
@barneyh455810 жыл бұрын
american11asshole Sarkozy's brother works for the Carlyle Group, a large American investment fund with connections to Halliburton (and other defense contractors). It is probably him or Sarkozy's son who's with Olsen
@Slow-wipe10 жыл бұрын
If you don't have a mistress, just says to the people you can't multitask.
@perussaataja10 жыл бұрын
Says Bill Maher ;)
@BaronVonGordon10 жыл бұрын
Perus Saataja New No No's!
@pizzaboi342 жыл бұрын
I watch this video at least once a year. Still bummed they didnt continue this segment.
@JamesToupin10 жыл бұрын
I don't know about the rest of you, but I am immediately moving to France. Let's hear it for being unabashedly libertine!!!
@ChiSbaObePcheH1110 жыл бұрын
Don't do it, the strongest party in the European Parliament elections was an extreme nationalist party. If France continues like this, you won't even get in
@vaporfarts10 жыл бұрын
Sophie G Good for them.
@wiseye6110 жыл бұрын
Sophie G European parliament elections have very low turnout and only area where small parties have a chance
@ChiSbaObePcheH1110 жыл бұрын
Still a little scary if you ask me..
@marceloarmando225710 жыл бұрын
If you like paying the highest imaginable taxes for absolutely no reason at all (France still couldn't/can't seem to get out of the crisis, proving the "tax theory" wrong)... Bon voyage!
@makanekmalek8 жыл бұрын
The whole world says that we are arrogant but even when you mock us, you end up making us look great.
@johannaschreiber12438 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest. We all secretly love the french because they simply couldn't care less about what we think. Everytime there is a major strike in France most Germans turn their heads jelously to France asking ourselves why we can't be like the french.
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated8 жыл бұрын
Camila El Aaly _One_ of the biggest morons. Have you forgotten good ol' Dubsie?
@marcuswright84188 жыл бұрын
pixel girl Calm down little bird. Going on typing spree. Yes France bows down in fear to terrorism. "France is letting in refugees from Muslim countries"?.lol nice try. We all know france and it's leaders are powerless. You can beat around the bush all you like, fact of the matter remains. Rape, crime and terrorism has all gone up over the past 2 years because of the recent immigration policies passed by E.U and not weak politicans that run the french government. Your elected leaders are only good for giving speeches. That's as far as the buck stops short. Yes also we Americans live in "Fear",(sure). Which might also be the reason we don't have as has many violent terrorist attacks as your nations have. Fruit for thought since you like to ponder on dumb things.
@booblebombeledino59168 жыл бұрын
"Rape, crime and terrorism has all gone up over the past 2 years" False, except for terrorism. What else? Oh yes, what you said may be true for the United Sates. Actually, their homicide rate was of 4,7 in 2012 and grew to 5,4 in 2015. Americans don't need terrorism. They kill themselves without it.
@marcuswright84188 жыл бұрын
booblebombe ledino Plenty of rape cases in france not to mention violent crimes because people don't have the right to defend themselves. Ofcouse there are always weak minded individuals who won't report rape cases pepertrated by these immigrants out of fear of "offending" them. France atm is a lesson, especially to americans what happens when weak politicians who only care about P.C culture end up running their countries to the ground. Don't worry france is not alone in this demise. Germany, sweden, berlin are leading this campaign.(lol) Most E.U countries are borderline shit atm. You think highly of yourselves sure but to the rest of the world we look and learn from your failures, we also mock you because of the kind of idiots you elect to run your country. Only good for speeches nothing else. As for america, yes has it's flaws and those crime statisictics are usually from democratic run states. But hey least we don't live in fear of terrorism. We spend alot in combating foreign and domestic terrorism. Which is why people feel safer to live here than in Europe. Also i like how you said "False, except for terrorism"?. and you think that's good or better? LOL might be good for somone as submissive as you but as for the rest of us, no thanks.
@darwincity8 жыл бұрын
When you think that he was once equated, in terms of charisma, with a piece of toasted bread, and that he somehow succeeded in bedding all these women...
@TwoFistsOneHalleluja8 жыл бұрын
+darwincity That's the beauty of power and money dude.
@maniak17682 жыл бұрын
...or became actually elected leader of a cultivated country. As if that was in any way a less significant accomplishment than getting laid a few times. That is his true achievement: Being an absolute vacuum of charisma and an obvious buffoon, yet somehow convincing the entire left and 20 million people that you should have the nuclear launch codes while being a man so clumsy that you'd make Louis de Funès' slapstick comedy look understated by comparison. That requires some real genius.
@MrJimheeren Жыл бұрын
@@maniak1768 Hollande is one of the most intelligent men who ever ruled France. The guy is crazy smart, and I’m sure he’s a nice guy to be around. You don’t get an affair with a movie star by being clumsy
@yakitorisanhc32683 жыл бұрын
J'suis mort ils ont dit "Franklin Hollande" 😂
@klhkdkk25688 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of Oliver's best series.
@polishherowitoldpilecki55213 жыл бұрын
Hollande: marries his mistresses Macron: Marries his milf teacher.
@MrGksarathy10 ай бұрын
Seriously, Macron basically lived a hot for teacher porno.
@mareikebelgique423510 жыл бұрын
As a French person, this is hilarious!
@Bagellllllleetr8 жыл бұрын
The saddest thing about all of this is the sheer number of people who seem to be incapable of understanding that this was a joke. It even has self-deprecating humor at the very start of it...
@svampebob0078 жыл бұрын
+Bagellllllleetr ikr, I'm french and I know they are just having fun...
@nurlindafsihotang495 жыл бұрын
Satire is a dying art, so it seems..
@mast62098 жыл бұрын
Being non-religious is the norm in europe!
@mast62098 жыл бұрын
***** exeptions exist everywhere...
@mast62098 жыл бұрын
***** biggest population are germany and france.. both very non-religious! i meant western europe!
@mast62098 жыл бұрын
***** well, not the entire country of russia.. most of it is in asia.. pretty much everything east of moscow is..
@Kareragirl7 жыл бұрын
+juppklopper Only to ignorant people who do not read up on other countries.
@JaBarge3036 жыл бұрын
Ma St sounds nice...
@alistairoakley8983 жыл бұрын
Perhaps now they'll feel comfortable revisiting this segment for the first time in four years.
@HunterShad7 жыл бұрын
I'm French and this is super funny, although (or because) very stereotypical! Just one thing I have to say: in the first name François, the S is not pronounced! If you pronounce it like a Z, it becomes Françoise, the corresponding woman's name, assuring you to be laughed at by every French-speaking person nearby x) This being said... Thumbs up for pronouncing "croissant" right! Oui Monsieur!
@iMonsieurAnthony7 жыл бұрын
fuck off
@HunterShad7 жыл бұрын
Αντώνης Antonis Go to bed boy, it's late.
@rvr101357 жыл бұрын
Hunter strikes for the kill
@isaachibben67687 жыл бұрын
HunterShad yeah I thought something didn't sound right.
@jazzray65526 жыл бұрын
HunterShad hey man I'm learning French :) I'm from Australia and I'm very interested in your culture Au Revoir :)
@TheSateef8 жыл бұрын
why only 2 of this series. both Tony Abbot and François Hollande's bit were great. you really need to do one on Erdogan in Turkey, and most of South America, and Africa
@rocketchu2010 жыл бұрын
This is amazing! I really hope they will actually make it an ongoing series!
@GdoubleWB10 жыл бұрын
Now do Stephen Harper! (I know he's a PM, I don't care about the semantics.)
@danielbenson64079 жыл бұрын
GdoubleWB so is tony abbott and he did that one first.
@GdoubleWB9 жыл бұрын
Daniel Benson All the more reason to do him.
@stz47909 жыл бұрын
+GdoubleWB I really hope this happens!!
@CacioLoco8 жыл бұрын
+GdoubleWB Your wish was finally heard last night!
@HenrySk8r10 жыл бұрын
Uhhhh Frankly Holland
@PierreTruDank10 жыл бұрын
Francois Hollande seems like a cool guy
@bronzlerue71379 жыл бұрын
Clancy!!! take out the trash!!!
@anttibjorklund18696 жыл бұрын
"...and our leaders are the greatest leaders on Earth..." Umm, 2017 would like to have a talk....
@sreyanchakravarty76942 жыл бұрын
This man is my hero
@ShiiFtxGuardian10 жыл бұрын
This needs to be an ongoing series on the show
@WoundedEgo8 жыл бұрын
"over-pronouncing 'croissant'"... HAHAHAHA!
@unboundcuriosity3 жыл бұрын
I'm French and I approve this message.
@MrHoolits10 жыл бұрын
Talked to a good friend who said during the War in Iraq he would never eat another croissant because of the French being against the war. I replied, you do realize that croissant is not being imported and even if it was why be angry at puff pastry or the fact that the croissant is Austrian. The crescent that was made to celebrate the Austrian Hungarian victory over the Ottoman Empire (Turkey) as they have the crescent moon in their flag. End of history lesson - pass it on when someone complains about the French (Austrian) croissant.
@MrHoolits10 жыл бұрын
***** :xD
@frankfarmer385310 жыл бұрын
FREEDOM FRIES!!!!!!!!!
@MrHoolits10 жыл бұрын
Frank Farmer Freedom Kisses. ;-)
@abolibibelot27549 жыл бұрын
Stan Smith Frank Farmer And to exercise the triceps, what, the "freedom press" ? Actually, being french I don't understand why those food items and practices are labeled "french" : those fries are from Belgium as fat-- uh, as far as I know, and I'm pretty sure the so-called "french" kiss was "invented" thousands of years ago, long before there was a territory called "France".
@MrHoolits9 жыл бұрын
Aboli Bibelot Agree on French fries being Belgian. The french kiss was meant to be derogatory or an insult. Just like Napoleon labeled England a "nation of shopkeepers" I did an internet search and found the following though I did not spend any time looking for many examples. Just the first one as isn't that important to me *Interested to Know the Origin of the French Kiss?* By Lauren Worthington | Submitted On March 10, 2009 Many people think that they know the French kiss origin. Obviously, it seems as if it originated in France because of its name. On the contrary, these people are quite wrong because this misconception is simply not true to history or documents. There are plenty of theories as to why it is called a French kiss; however, no theory can ever be confirmed because there are no documents found yet. More than likely though, it did not originate in France as most people like to believe. *One theory comes from the fact that the French have been known as sensual, immoral people in history.* Therefore, the term French kissing is an insult to the French and their ways. It is also an insult on their public display of their promiscuous nature. Also, the French were the first people to allow public displays of love and affection such as kissing and dancing. The French supposedly had dances that ended in huge make out sessions for every couple that came to the dance. Another theory is also an insult to the France and its people just as the first theory was. During a war, a general once said that the French would rather make love with their hands than fight and battle. He is practically saying that the French were too afraid to fight and would rather make love. Therefore, this theory also degrades the French people and their morale in fighting and public displays of love. Other phrases that incorporate the word French that do not really have any affiliation with France or its people are French toast, French fries, and the phrase "excuse my French." None of these derived their origins from the country of France or from the French people. The last one also is an insult to France and its people. When someone uses the phrase "excuse my French," it is usually after he or she swore or said something inappropriate. This insinuates that the French are crude and rude people who have no courtesy for the common public. As of this present time, no real, accurate documents have been discovered or found in supporting any of these theories. The author of the term "French kiss" may never been known. If he or she saw that the phrase is so widely known and used today, he or she would be shocked. It is interesting to note that this phrase has the same meaning it did centuries ago as it does today. However, it can be documented back to the 1800s. In addition, the utilization of the phrase French kiss was once again rampant in the 1920s. Whether the theory derived from war times or the theory derived from the nature and manners of the French, no one will ever know. Either way the term probably was derived form some form of insult to France and its people, and it is not literally from the country of France itself or its people. Wherever the French kiss origin is, the French kiss has always and will always be a universal symbol of romance, love, or lust. Lauren Worthington is a kissing specialist who teaches various ways to French Kiss. It is recommended you check out her course over at How To French Kiss renchkissingsecrets *dot* com/]. You can also read further articles of hers on the French Kiss Origin (frenchkissingsecrets *dot* com/the-origin-of-the-french-kiss).
@oof-rr5nf7 жыл бұрын
Lots of love to the narrator/voice artist/what-have-you. Your work's awesome.
@elurk9 жыл бұрын
Please, more of this series!!!
@rajkimo10 жыл бұрын
Has anyone noticed how François Hollande looks like a chubby John Oliver? :)
@naoimporta589 жыл бұрын
He does look like a chubby John Oliver ... And, still, he gets more laid than John Oliver .
@rajkimo9 жыл бұрын
He's French. Oliver is English. I rest my case.
@GoodMorningCanada20239 жыл бұрын
I live in France as of now and I am American and French, my mother is american and my father is French. And I find it shocking that they mocked that Francois Hollande doesn't believe in God. In France, it is very common not to believe in God. probably 90% of the people I know don't believe in God and for us it's an evidence. We find people that do believe in God, weird. Even though he is a terrible president, I do agree with him on that. I find it weird that they emphasise at the End "A president who doesn't think God exists" and like that's an evidence. Because up until now, there has been NO proof of God's existence. Yet people still believe it. But what's weird is that if tomorrow I said "I have aliens spelling in my house" you would be like "WTF!". It's just someone invented one day because at the time they didn't know how life was made and why is this and why is that, so they said "only god has the answer" yet now we have the answers to most things yet people still believe in God. America is the country with he most people that believe in God which is crazy. Only 3% of the people in the USA don't believe in God and in France it's probably the opposite. And choosing the christian religion, honestly, that's like the worst religion you could ever choose. You guys believe in Heaven and Hell and all that shit that's 100000% fake. You teach your kids terrible things. If you have to choose your religion, just believe in God and don't follow stupid rules. Or if you REALLY want to have a religion, choose Jewish, it's the most realistic one and their rules are way more down to the ground. I feel like the Bible was written by a Jew that took Crystal Meth by accident and thought that all that he saw was true and wrote it in a book which was written in a year where everyone believed what everyone said so they published the book, it then became a religion and people are transmitting this brainwashing bullshit to their kids and making crazy God psychopaths. If God exists, which I am questioning a lot, I don't think he needs everyone to suck his balls that much, I mean, would you like it if 3-5 Billion people (deducting people that believe in God) were sucking on your balls all day in exchange for you making effort for each and everyone to help solve your dept issues or your couple problems? I am pretty sure you would commit suicide, so if God existed once, he probably committed suicide. And a lot of christians are still mad at Jews that they killed Jesus, well, if I would be angry at a person for killing my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great GrandMother, most people would laugh at me, but since you are sheep and you say what everyone else says, War is what happens. Just to be clear My family is not Jewish, They are "Catholic" meaning that's what they were essentially but nobody cares about religion or believes in God in this family because we all know that it's all invented. I could honestly compare God to Santa Clause because instead of him being a guy that gives you free presents, he is supposed to heal all of ur problems in exchange for prayers. You have more luck sending a letter to the president than praying to God for help and getting an answer.
@doneyhon42279 жыл бұрын
AppleGeek Tu te rends comptes du n'importe quoi de ce que tu racontes?
@GoodMorningCanada20239 жыл бұрын
Doney Hon Je suis désolé mais non, j'habite En france depuis longtemps et je connais une seule personne qui crois en dieu. La plus part des personne se moquent de moi littéralement si je leur demande ca.
@doneyhon42279 жыл бұрын
AppleGeek Tu parles pour toute la France alors que ton cercle ne représente que les gens qui pensent plus ou moins comme toi. Voici trois sondages montrant la répartition en France. Les athéistes sont minoritaires en France: Sondage CSA (2012): 58 % se définissent chrétiens; 32 % se définissent sans religion; 6 % se définissent musulmans; 1 % se définissent juifs; 3 % Autres; Sondage Ifop (2011): 65 % se définissent chrétiens; 25 % se définissent sans religion; 7 % se définissent musulmans; 1 % se définissent juifs; 2 % Autres; Sondage INED (2009): 45,5 % se définissent chrétiens; 45 % se définissent sans religion; 8 % se définissent musulmans; 0,5 % se définissent juifs; 1 % Autres. Source: Wikipédia, page religions en France.
@GoodMorningCanada20239 жыл бұрын
Doney Hon Je disais 90% en exagérant, si tu n'as pas la capacité intellectuelle pour comprendre ca. Et on peut etre chretien sans croire en dieu jute car notre famille est chretien. Il y a beaucoup de gens qui pensent ca. J'ai beaucoup d'amis qui son't nés dans des familles chretiennes mais qui ne croient pas en dieu, et quand je leur ai demandé de quelle religion ils sont, ils me disent chrétien. si 20% des chretiens et catholiques disent ca alors qu'ils croient pas en dieu, les statistiques montent beaucoup. Tu sais les statistiques ne sont pas du tout précis car ils posent la question a 1000-10 000 personnes, alors qu'en france nous sommes 65 Millions. Donc toi tu parle aussi pour la france alors que tu prend seulement 2000 personnes en compte. Et il n'y a pas de section "se definissent chretiens mais ne croient pas en dieu" . Regarde, moi j'ai trouvé un joli petit site qui va te faire comprendre quelque chose si tu ne crois pa ce que je dis. tempsreel.nouvelobs.com/societe/20110206.OBS7575/seulement-36-des-francais-croient-en-dieu.html C'est bien écrit que 34% des gens qui se croent catholiques, ne croient pas en dieu. Et seulement 36% des francais croient en dieu, et ceci est de 2015 et non pas de 2009-2012. Il y a bien sure les hesitants, qui ne savent pas, mais 36% des gens ne croient pas en dieu.
@GoodMorningCanada20239 жыл бұрын
Doney Hon Je vois que vous êtes quelqu'un d'âgé de plus de 40 ans, et comme la plus part des Athée et non croyants sont des jeunes, bientôt, la non croyance va beaucoup augmenter car les plus âgés vont mourir et il restera seulement gens d'aujourd'hui qui ne croient pas en dieu. Car je vois ce que vous dites, les gens agés que je connais croient en dieu, mais ce sont les jeunes qui ne croient pas en dieu car ils ont une vision plus réaliste et plus moderne et ont été éduqué dans des écoles qui enseignent le Big Bang. Dans la prochaine génération, Dieu sera un myth pour tout le monde.
@fmartin1859 жыл бұрын
seeing this video as a french is hilarious !
@estopasowner10 жыл бұрын
Make a sketch about the mexican president, Enrique Peña Nieto, there is a lot of comedy gold in him.
@Leilandia10 жыл бұрын
Aaand it gets better... The mistress he left went on to publish a book she wrote secretly during her time as a first lady, a book apparently so ridiculous and cheesy Buzzfeed France made a "Guess which book the quote is from" quizz, the other book being none other than Fifty shades of Grey.
@naoimporta589 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit . Links to that ? I wanna laugh a little .
@davidreed98498 жыл бұрын
Tee Hee! I know he's no longer in office, but please do one about Silvio Berlusconi!!!! Well done, love the show.
@nurlindafsihotang495 жыл бұрын
Ahhh...isnt he is in office again now? Not as PM but still The sheep huh?
@liamcdm36895 жыл бұрын
@@nurlindafsihotang49 He is running for MEP in the upcoming European Elections. He's also still the leader of Forza Italia.
@1492irina8 жыл бұрын
The noise I made when I saw Julie Gayet was hilarious, I wish you'd heard it.
@asozialesnetzwerkАй бұрын
They should continue this series!
@theriffwriter21948 жыл бұрын
Imagine if we lived in a country where what happends in a person's bedroom doesn't have any affect of the outcome of an election? We could learn so much from the French. We're such a brand new, infant of a country and boy does it show. I hear people say all the time "if Trump gets elected I'm moving to x country" but the truth is: unless you have a PHD, THEY DONT WANT US THERE!
@samc.3198 жыл бұрын
Well, he was against the former president in the 2012 election. Considering the multiple scandales surronding that one, his general attitude, etc. it's no wonder why Hollande got elected. Neither one of them are known to be good husbands anyway so it doesn't matter if we value such things or not when we chose a president. I guess we can say that unless you're Dominique Strauss-Khan, your sex life doesn't alter your chances to be elected.
@wjzav19718 жыл бұрын
I always wondered; what does your private sex life say about your qualifications to lead a country? Answer: NOTHING!!!!!! So why are politicians still getting kicked of, after a "sex scandal"
@theriffwriter21948 жыл бұрын
+WJZAV I know. John Edwards has done more for the poor then damn near any other president in recent history. Too bad he liked sex though. Oh well. There's always ramon noodles.
@Replaybuttons8 жыл бұрын
thank you! came for this
@caitlynmarsolek67867 жыл бұрын
You don't need a PHD. If you really committed to moving for Trump you could go for your TEFL license and easily find a job overseas.
@carlosbaldellou8 жыл бұрын
They should do (or have done) one of these about Spain's president. "It's the inhabitant that chooses the mayor and it's the mayor the one that wants the inhabitants to be the mayor" "Exportint is positive because you sell what you produce." Or his best phrase yet: "This is not like the water that falls from the sky and nobody knows why."
@binaway8 жыл бұрын
+carlosbaldellou isn't Span a Monarchy with a King. ie - no President
@carlosbaldellou8 жыл бұрын
binaway Oh, that's a language thing. In Spain, the prime minister is called Presidente del gobierno.
@1st_Julianna8 жыл бұрын
+binaway No, but Spain is!
@Galadrielle5329 жыл бұрын
Ok I'm French. I'll be glad to tell you, French people don't give a damn about their president's love life, or personal life. We only care about their politics. We don't like Hollande because he's a shitty president, and the thing with the scooter amused us for five minutes before we started questioning his personal security. But most of all: Religion and state have nothing to do together since 1905. France is atheist by law, it's written in its constitution. Questioning the existence of God is in France something not only personal, but commonly grounded in our way of thinking. It is for us abhorrent to see the American president swearing on the Bible. It is for us the worst thing imaginable and we sincerely don't understand how this is still a thing in America. By the way I love your show, but please stop speaking abbout French people, it makes me grind my teeth everytime. (Even if your French accent is absolutely perfect(-ly hilarious). Lots of love from France.
@doneyhon42279 жыл бұрын
Petite Galadrielle La France est athée légalement et constitutionnellement? Mais ferme la. C'est un Etat laïque, donc aconfessionnel, mais sûrement pas athée, idiote. Pathétique cette incompétence à bien informer nos amis étrangers.
@Galadrielle5329 жыл бұрын
Oh oui c'est vrai excuse-moi! Je me suis trompée dans la terminologie que je voulais employer. Tu fais bien de le préciser, permets-moi donc de corriger cette dommageable erreur. Tu vois, il n'y a pas besoin d'être agressif pour faire passer un message. La politesse est importante.
@doneyhon42279 жыл бұрын
Désolé, mais faire passer un message totalement faux aux étrangers me gave profondément. Tu parles pour nous tous, personne ne t'en donne le droit si tu racontes des mensonges. Donc si tu ne sais pas et que tu n'as aucune connaissance de nos lois, tu ne dis rien. En France, chacun pratique son culte comme il le désire (et pas que dans la sphère privée, contrairement à ce qui se dit). Qu'il s'agisse des chrétiens, musulmans, juifs ou autre, il n'y a aucun problème à pratiquer, au contraire. Nous sommes dans un Etat où la liberté de culte est un droit fondamental et constitutionnel (il faudrait lire la constitution avant d'en parler). Je déteste les gens qui tentent de faire passer une fausse image de notre pays en mettant en avant leurs convictions personnelles. C'est comme si un catholique disait: "La France est un pays chrétien". Il déforme la réalité selon son prisme. Donc apprends à ne pas déformer la réalité, tu auras des réactions bien plus polies. Je te serais gré de rectifier ton commentaire.
@Galadrielle5329 жыл бұрын
Encore une fois, je ne comprends pas cette agressivité. Effectivement je me suis trompée de terme, et j'en suis profondément désolée. Je connais parfaitement la loi, je connais parfaitement notre histoire, je souhaitais simplement expliquer pourquoi il n'est pour nous pas le moins du monde choquant d'avoir un président ouvertement athée. Je me suis mal exprimée, et je comprends ton désarroi. Mais il n'est vraiment pas nécessaire de m'insulter. Je ne pense pas que si tu avais été en face de moi, tu aurais formulé ton propos de la même manière. Essaie d'envisager l'espace commentaire de KZbin comme un espace public où tu as les personnes réellement face à toi, je pense que ça changera ta façon de communiquer, et tout le monde (y compris toi) en sera plus heureux. Je m'en vais maintenant poster un nouveau commentaire en anglais pour corriger ma dommageable erreur et éduquer correctement les Américains.
@Galadrielle5329 жыл бұрын
To every person out there who didn't understand what just happened here: Doney Hon reminded me very politely and diligently that I made a terrible mistake: Our country is not atheist like I said, but laic, and that are two different things. I was just trying to say that being atheist is a very common thing in France, and I didn't even know François Hollande was too, because no one actually gives a damn. Being a laic country means that every one is free to think whatever the hell they want about religion, and no one is forcing you to embrace one view of things. The public space must always remain laic, and we cherish that principle. Thank you all for your attention, and thanks again to Doney Hon for correcting me in such a lovely way.
@marianoroelas25169 жыл бұрын
Please, please please, do Cristina Kirchner from Argentina!!
@juanpablomorbelli81679 жыл бұрын
+Mariano Roelas Ya hizo dos de Argentina, fijate
@DFandV8 жыл бұрын
+Mariano Roelas She's a hottie your leader.
@brohan9148 жыл бұрын
+Mariano Roelas the jokes almost write themselves
@Gumnball9 жыл бұрын
I am French and I find this pretty accurate.
@Gotisk19 жыл бұрын
I'm french, i don't like his politics but he is sure entertaining
@maniak17682 жыл бұрын
Is there a person who does like his policies?
@1987MartinT8 жыл бұрын
I hope they do more of these.
@PinskyKyaroru10 жыл бұрын
really funny!! keep them coming!
@mguerra798 жыл бұрын
Just one thing that you've got wrong, he says he is socialist, but despite whatever he says, he's no socialist at all... Socialism has nothing to do with what he is turning France into... Cheers from Portugal!
@harshitmadan64494 жыл бұрын
He's from Socialist Party.
@sugardaddy47143 жыл бұрын
We still fondly remember the years of prosperity and balanced budget we enjoyed during the time President Le Pew was in office.
@logicalnomad14232 жыл бұрын
President Le Pew was also a warmongerer in Algeria.
@eaubert14 жыл бұрын
It is men like "Frankly Holland" who make me proud to be French!
@EiZZB0NG9 жыл бұрын
Ja den Blitz hab ich geschickt :D
@napoleonb558 жыл бұрын
Frankly holland LMAO
@Foerdi9410 жыл бұрын
Can't what for Big Mama Angie, the German "Mutti", the reborn Iron Lady of Europe. :D
@MrGksarathy10 ай бұрын
I'm not even French, but I yearn for the halcyon days of the Hollande presidency. I mean, compared to Macron, he's positively amazing.
@bridgetbinion84945 ай бұрын
"A sequence of events so stereotypically French, it's almost offensive."
@maniak17682 жыл бұрын
You left out the fact that Hollande's English is probably the worst there is on planet earth. His English is so terrible that even his fellow Frenchmen were mocking him for it. Can you even imagine speaking English so terribly that the French of all people, themselves having kind of a reputation for their proud refusal to take any part whatsoever in anglo-saxon cultural hegemony, are mocking you for it?
@campel956 жыл бұрын
i need more of this
@thisbeA7 жыл бұрын
man I love France 😂
@dragonmastertheedgeking15952 жыл бұрын
0:26 He looks like Senator Armstrong before the Nanomachines, son
@veemon7 жыл бұрын
I love the narrator's voice. It's perfect!
@noemielisep5 жыл бұрын
It is known that mocking another country’s president will get your country a president worth mocking. Good job, John Oliver. Good job. 😂
@_nobodyxi Жыл бұрын
It's France Their reaction to the guy is "Hey that's Amore"
@aldosalthren10 жыл бұрын
First hour on exchange in Paris and I got a tirade from the dad on how Hollande was a prick XD
@hectorlquinonesrodriguez12968 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that he is the monarch of Andorra
@marril969 жыл бұрын
Please, do my country's president! Kolinda Grabar Kitarović from Croatia.
@ruqin8529 жыл бұрын
Please bring the series back!
@morgannicholls45635 жыл бұрын
I didn't know John Oliver was religious, I guess you learn something new everyday.
@thx5008 жыл бұрын
Waiting for a Rodrigo Duterte version of this...
@sashrill7 жыл бұрын
i saw an ad for daft punk on one of the news papers. it was the best part of the video
@Niwles10 жыл бұрын
I like how the Hollandes Learjet turned into an Airbus from the thunderbolt.
@KevlarNinja8 жыл бұрын
Huh. I'd say I'd like to see one done on Stephen Harper.....but John already did a decent job at trashing him the night before our last election, so yeah.
@YouTubemessedupmyhandle3 жыл бұрын
Boris Johnson left his wife for his mistress (not long after having another affair with someone he was giving public money to) while his wife was having cancer treatment. He also had other affairs during the marriage, including arranging for an abortion on at least one occasion.
@MrGksarathy10 ай бұрын
He also has several love children from many women, and he might have more we don't know of.
@Zhicano10 жыл бұрын
This shit was hilarious and I really want to move to France.
@ArjunKumar-qn3ex4 жыл бұрын
Never gets old
@danieldeburgh84376 жыл бұрын
His approval rating was like 2% by the end
@maniak17682 жыл бұрын
Which is just such an amazing accomplishment.
@chriscornell94098 жыл бұрын
François Hollande gnéé lol
@TheStonesQT935 жыл бұрын
His blood cells sing the La Marseillaise while marching to his heart
@andyjebson49763 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like a Chad.
@Slavadil10 жыл бұрын
Epic!
@HauntedXXXPancake10 жыл бұрын
Germanys' Ex-Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder was also known as "The Audi-Chancellor", because of his 4 wifes. :) Sadly, a Class-1-douche :(
@flodnak9 жыл бұрын
"Gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at." -- the late, great Terry Pratchett
@alptigin543810 жыл бұрын
I used to live in France, and believe me, they have grumpy-Jewish-dad levels of living up to their own offensive stereotypes. Een zee summairtihme we eemport le white sand for la Seine so we can 'ave zee 'ow you say clotheeng optional beach.
@remibouchard759110 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, you were in Paris ? Cause France is not a homogeneous country, Paris is not representative for France. I do agree that our accent is awful though.
@alptigin543810 жыл бұрын
hand solo Oh, I know, I got around. And I'm not complaining about the stereotypical behavior; especially how the stereotype of French women as sex-crazed nymphomaniacs turned out to be true. Or, as my neighbor Mireille had put it, les Francoises are liberated beings who are entitled to pleasurable things whenever, wherever, and with whomever they want.
@devilhunterradio839510 жыл бұрын
John Lee With an attitude like that any where else in the world you will get a face full of fist real quick.
@MattSumm2410 жыл бұрын
Wasn't hard for his approval rating to go up, it was already at 0%...
@sabin9710 жыл бұрын
omfg, he's in the same league of awesomeness as vladimir putin.
@Alicegab3004 жыл бұрын
Putin is the exact opposite of awesome
@phantasyryder2 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic
@musiqueetsonstrasbourg6 жыл бұрын
Let's add that every time he made major public appearances, it ran cats and dogs.
@jaghatarhortubenlolfyhj672210 жыл бұрын
a proper frenchman,respect
@doddypal95848 жыл бұрын
Who is the narrator? Love the narrator.
@alex_ferrara9 жыл бұрын
Please, make one about Enrique Peña Nieto, Mexico's President
@theocean19738 жыл бұрын
A video making fun of American myopia about world leaders ends up being incredibly myopic about world religion, as though it's weird that successful people can be non-religious. Much of western Europe and its leaders are indifferent to religion. It's not like America, where belief in God is a de-facto prerequisite for office.
@Herb6159 жыл бұрын
You should do one on the Canadian Prime Minister, British Prime Minister, Russian President, Brazilian President, Mexican President, and the Chinese President.