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Markiplier

Markiplier

3 жыл бұрын

That's easily the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my entire life... and apparently her name's Virginia...
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@redtomatu9719
@redtomatu9719 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: Breaks house Mark: Silence Mark: Breaks bridge Mark: Mourns *"twas a perfect bridge"*
@fenntheenby6727
@fenntheenby6727 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@weirdo8825
@weirdo8825 3 жыл бұрын
It's wasn't really silence It was more like OUH OUH OOUH OOOUH ........ ;O;
@weirdo8825
@weirdo8825 3 жыл бұрын
And the bridge was a bit more like Wh- WHAH OH AOH NAOH MYBRIDGE OHGAWDNOH ;O;
@redtomatu9719
@redtomatu9719 3 жыл бұрын
@sumire-chan! thanks man!
@mangokao772
@mangokao772 3 жыл бұрын
@@weirdo8825 your reenactments are great
@angeliqueadler74
@angeliqueadler74 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *literally chainsaws Wade* "Does this hurt?" Wade: "Excuse me?" That`s their whole friendship
@mariahskylertackett5550
@mariahskylertackett5550 3 жыл бұрын
actually he scuse me ok :3
@alduin1360
@alduin1360 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gyeoms1117
@gyeoms1117 3 жыл бұрын
no usually its the other way around
@probes-e-minor
@probes-e-minor 3 жыл бұрын
That`s That's
@blisky3229
@blisky3229 3 жыл бұрын
@@mariahskylertackett5550 uwu
@tnty1561
@tnty1561 Жыл бұрын
The Cannibals: lack the ability to swim, making Mark’s base basically impossible to reach, seeing as how it is surrounded by a river, and is the reason why their hard play through has seemed easy so far Mark: *Let’s build a bridge!*
@dwaynebow
@dwaynebow Жыл бұрын
literally, i heard someone say that they had one of the best spots in the game, or at least one of the few spots that cannibals can’t get to, and they just casually ruin that 😂😂
@_JustJoe
@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
@@dwaynebow fr
@narwhalz968
@narwhalz968 Жыл бұрын
they can actually spawn on the top of that hill behind them, but they stay away from that area for some reason
@tamplushboy8452
@tamplushboy8452 Жыл бұрын
@@narwhalz968They fear what lies beyond the cursed river.
@narwhalz968
@narwhalz968 Жыл бұрын
@@tamplushboy8452 maybe, I was also replaying the game recently and actually had a couple of cannibals walking around the fertile lands, never seen that before
@101Arven_The_Marven
@101Arven_The_Marven 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Upset and faceless* Bob: Did you destroy the WHOLE cabin??? Wade: EVERYTHING BUT THE FUCKIN' WALL!!! Bob & Wade: *Both laughing like hyenas*
@slychance9490
@slychance9490 11 ай бұрын
I think we were all laughing along eith them too lmao
@jackrabbit.
@jackrabbit. 4 ай бұрын
I don't know how these three managed to do it but all three of them have the most contagious laughs in the whole world.
@zildiun2327
@zildiun2327 3 жыл бұрын
Cannibals: *Can’t cross the river* Mark, Wade and Bob: “Let’s build a bridge!”
@michaelbillingham5580
@michaelbillingham5580 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair they did wonder about building a door wall or something on it
@bumbum5190
@bumbum5190 3 жыл бұрын
What a kind person Wade is letting the cannibals cross the river🥰
@dualistic6916
@dualistic6916 3 жыл бұрын
"oH yEah, itS BiG bRaIn tiMe"
@lucifercookie2844
@lucifercookie2844 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbillingham5580 Yep but as the above comment states, they can break down walls pretty damn quick if they're nearby
@goldendoqqs7685
@goldendoqqs7685 3 жыл бұрын
Worst part is the little section with bushes poking out of the water, they can cross with the log sled but cannibals cant cross LOL the bridge was waaaste
@captainbones2353
@captainbones2353 3 жыл бұрын
Bob and Wade are having a good time and Mark is like: This game causes me nothing but pain.
@FhkJuzfAhiaOk
@FhkJuzfAhiaOk 3 жыл бұрын
@@ritawant988 Hey kid,want some coke.
@Patchkinz
@Patchkinz 3 жыл бұрын
@@FhkJuzfAhiaOk dont mind the fuckbot
@FhkJuzfAhiaOk
@FhkJuzfAhiaOk 3 жыл бұрын
@@Patchkinz Do YOU want some coke.
@Patchkinz
@Patchkinz 3 жыл бұрын
@@FhkJuzfAhiaOk can we talk about this privately somewhere else..?
@ashemaclean5545
@ashemaclean5545 3 жыл бұрын
But Mark is secretly a masochist, so he enjoys the pain XD
@StarlitKaz
@StarlitKaz 2 жыл бұрын
2:23 I've NEVER heard Wade laugh so hard before. He just watched Mark destroy everything and die a little inside. 😂
@margosmith3459
@margosmith3459 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard before on any of his videos, that gave me an ab work out!
@feralmagick7177
@feralmagick7177 10 күн бұрын
Ive heard him laugh this hard one other time. It was either in the Heave-Ho videos or it was with the Pogostuck ones.
@audreyheng8275
@audreyheng8275 2 күн бұрын
Wade always laughs like crazy at Mark's misery. Watch "Wade literally laughs as I drown" Barotrauma video.
@mrwillers2323
@mrwillers2323 Жыл бұрын
Mark: i havnt seen someone eat another human Also Mark like 2 episodes ago: HEY STOP EATING YOUR FRIEND!
@mcpgaming410
@mcpgaming410 Жыл бұрын
I see I’m not the only one who hasn’t watched this old series yet. Or your rewatching, I do that with his uno videos a lot.
@lordnnarat
@lordnnarat Жыл бұрын
@@mcpgaming410yep you aren’t alone
@Phant0m..Lov3s..Y0uu
@Phant0m..Lov3s..Y0uu Жыл бұрын
@@mcpgaming410 Yeah, I feel you.
@minibagle9
@minibagle9 Жыл бұрын
dat wat i said
@NonEmployee
@NonEmployee 11 ай бұрын
Mark and Wade also got themselves eaten by cannibals lol
@xxrdexx718
@xxrdexx718 3 жыл бұрын
Summery of this episode Bob: *almost dies several times* Mark: *accidentally destroys almost everything he built* Wade: *laughs at everyone's misfortune*
@tasthegod1863
@tasthegod1863 3 жыл бұрын
I guess that's true, great summary
@mepicmcmanperson1086
@mepicmcmanperson1086 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899
@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@KLo_iCK
@KLo_iCK 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that how they act every time?
@Advers_343
@Advers_343 3 жыл бұрын
@@mepicmcmanperson1086 Your Name is Short
@AEaston
@AEaston 3 жыл бұрын
Bob: “Look in your inventory, it’s called creepy armor *and you equip it”* Wade: “Better equip _that”_ Mark: “I’m equipping it” All: _terror_
@fadeymhmd
@fadeymhmd 3 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture is just reminding me of Unus Annus
@aidenr3310
@aidenr3310 3 жыл бұрын
@@fadeymhmd OCD Unus Annus
@k4t844
@k4t844 3 жыл бұрын
omg your pfp is the cursed version of mine- jesus christ
@AEaston
@AEaston 3 жыл бұрын
@@k4t844 choices are hard, so I did both kind of
@dudemcduder1628
@dudemcduder1628 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I remember my first time dealing with an armsie, the initial shock and on going disgust
@phant0mgltch192
@phant0mgltch192 2 жыл бұрын
20:40 that creature was perfect placed for Mark to turn around and that roar was perfectly timed. When it showed up I jolted and dropped my phone😱
@thatraccoon666
@thatraccoon666 2 жыл бұрын
Your such a baby
@d00mboy13
@d00mboy13 2 жыл бұрын
bob: into the water mark! FLEE MARK!
@malb8766
@malb8766 2 жыл бұрын
I screamed lmao 😭
@nothanks1337
@nothanks1337 2 жыл бұрын
legit made me jump
@MilkBags69
@MilkBags69 Жыл бұрын
'Jolted'🤓
@kathrynhoward4196
@kathrynhoward4196 2 жыл бұрын
1:03 Mark notices the wall 1:32 Wade says words 2:07 Mark's Epic Fail 6:01 Mark slips 8:19 Wade discovers water is wet 8:32 Mark destroys Wade's armor 10:12 Wade falls 11:04 Mark backs into fire 12:44 tree falls on Mark 13:11 Wade's chainsaw stops working; then Virginia shows up 14:13 Happy Birthday Protocol 16:42 someone in Wade's chat asks a question 17:27 urine and gold 18:24 it's almost Bob's birthday 18:40 "(Trees) fall in the direction that you cut." 20:10 Bob repeats the above to Mark ironically 20:38 Mark and Bob are chased across the river 21:48 "She's in the drink."
@xxasmr.gamerxx1359
@xxasmr.gamerxx1359 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@evilshroomboi4044
@evilshroomboi4044 9 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@Choomba78
@Choomba78 9 ай бұрын
19:00 Mark's bridge is destroyed
@CEOberst
@CEOberst 4 ай бұрын
What the fuck!?🤣🤣 Thanks I guess LMFAO
@JasmineFaith
@JasmineFaith 3 жыл бұрын
Really loving how when everything goes wrong they all just start screaming “happy birthday!”
@elusivegamergirl
@elusivegamergirl 3 жыл бұрын
lol it’s their death scream/battle cry since they first constructed that “happy birthday” trap with the spikes outside their base’s door and I love it
@paws7081
@paws7081 3 жыл бұрын
I think they only say happy birthday when they plan to do something with the trap
@elusivegamergirl
@elusivegamergirl 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no, they’ve said it when the trap has almost killed them too (more than a few times) when they’re going back to the base in the dark and they forget the traps are there
@biggiez2725
@biggiez2725 3 жыл бұрын
Tis the happy birthday protocol. When all else fails resort to this and you're safe
@ethanlamore2236
@ethanlamore2236 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday bro...........
@GenericProtagonist118
@GenericProtagonist118 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: -Gets lost in Forest -Builds fortress -Hunts animals to near extinction -Cuts down half the forest -Fights cannibals -Almost overthrows local mutant hierarchy -Accidentally destroys own fortress -Loses morale -Reverts to HeeHoo
@kaylapowell2793
@kaylapowell2793 3 жыл бұрын
“Reverts to HeeHoo” is the best thing about this list. 😂😂😂
@muscariia
@muscariia 3 жыл бұрын
reverts to heehoo and almost overthrows local mutant hierarchy got me . thank you for this serotonin
@ellisvives
@ellisvives 3 жыл бұрын
This was actually the true origin of Hee Hoo. Ethan was just lying to us from the real truth
@deviljho4260
@deviljho4260 3 жыл бұрын
What is heehoo?
@kaylapowell2793
@kaylapowell2793 3 жыл бұрын
@@deviljho4260 He was a (feral) member of the one-year channel Unus Annus. Mark relapsed to a caveman-like version of himself while camping with Ethan of Crankgameplays. Fortunately, Mark returned to his former state of being after some time. Alas, the channel is long gone, though many of it’s stories and members live to tell of it’s greatness.
@syrrith5768
@syrrith5768 Жыл бұрын
1:50 Mark inspects the cabin problem and tries to fix it but makes it worse. 😂🤣
@bashirauwal5678
@bashirauwal5678 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on...
@klltx2001
@klltx2001 Жыл бұрын
@@bashirauwal5678 Die, Bot.
@averywho6430
@averywho6430 22 күн бұрын
“WHY DO I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH??”
@reydragonclaw1128
@reydragonclaw1128 2 жыл бұрын
"I haven't seen them actually eating anyone" PREVIOUSLY: **both Wade & Mark dead in a cave, their corpses being ravaged by cannibals**
@LethalLunacyy
@LethalLunacyy 3 жыл бұрын
They lost over 200 logs in the span of minutes 😂
@sunnywhite196
@sunnywhite196 2 жыл бұрын
I felt so bad for both of them. 😂 Didn't stop me from dying of laughter, though.
@britt2dabrat344
@britt2dabrat344 2 жыл бұрын
Omg 🤣🤣
@Bullkingcobra
@Bullkingcobra Жыл бұрын
😂
@TheNocturnalLogician
@TheNocturnalLogician Жыл бұрын
I know the pain... At least it was at their own hands. The destruction of the city I've been trying to build for months usually comes at the hands of hackers.
@user_sycL
@user_sycL Жыл бұрын
*seconds 💀
@Gabbie.xoxoxo
@Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 жыл бұрын
Mark in civilization: “Markiplier” Mark in the wilderness: “HeeHoo”
@imliterallysubbbingtoevery650
@imliterallysubbbingtoevery650 3 жыл бұрын
To everyone that'll read this: you're cool and adorable stay safe! ❤️
@NotGoofyEnough
@NotGoofyEnough 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@Dxrksimp
@Dxrksimp 3 жыл бұрын
Man I miss HeeHoo
@ceruleanstarbreak3444
@ceruleanstarbreak3444 3 жыл бұрын
*Ugly crying*
@enkelvind
@enkelvind 3 жыл бұрын
Caveman mark
@scare9666
@scare9666 2 жыл бұрын
I love when they are brutally reminded that they put the game on hard mode and that it is a horror game lmao
@milosphotos
@milosphotos 2 жыл бұрын
19:20 - Where'd your bridge go? -I dropped a tree on it...
@MDAnthony434
@MDAnthony434 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Rico3D567
@Rico3D567 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Hippyknight99
@Hippyknight99 3 жыл бұрын
Bob's Laugh like "Heh...that was funny" While Wade's laugh is "unleashing my inner Hyena"
@7.62Jayline
@7.62Jayline 3 жыл бұрын
When
@kidneyproductions2169
@kidneyproductions2169 3 жыл бұрын
2:20 area
@HandleDeleted
@HandleDeleted 3 жыл бұрын
Reading this then watching it ,was the most hilarious thing ever
@7.62Jayline
@7.62Jayline 3 жыл бұрын
Ohh that 😂😂
@justj.c6769
@justj.c6769 3 жыл бұрын
You need to see Wade's POV. It is pretty hilarious.
@tavvy4426
@tavvy4426 3 жыл бұрын
“don’t worry, they can’t cross the bridge” famous last words
@MrPurple70707
@MrPurple70707 3 жыл бұрын
yo
@sus-fh8se
@sus-fh8se 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Chillfrost_
@Chillfrost_ 3 жыл бұрын
Gold!
@ThomasTubeHD
@ThomasTubeHD 3 жыл бұрын
Now imagine that but with pewdiepie
@nikooo1794
@nikooo1794 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently thats the worst choice ever
@arlothedinosaur8810
@arlothedinosaur8810 2 жыл бұрын
Last episode: talking about cake and pie The beginning of this episode: debating about soda
@richellejohnson5593
@richellejohnson5593 6 ай бұрын
Mountain dew is radioactive oj
@earlysteven123
@earlysteven123 2 жыл бұрын
Wade: “Jumper and jumper and succotash was not the right way to do this” Mark: “Say that again?” Wade: *”I won’t”*
@grimsladeleviathan3958
@grimsladeleviathan3958 9 ай бұрын
In my head it's "jumperin' suckertach" and that just lives in my head now I guess
@Jellybeanthecat743
@Jellybeanthecat743 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, that was what I heard too.
@oOcrownclownOo
@oOcrownclownOo 3 жыл бұрын
Bob: "basting in the smell of boiling urine" Mark: *flashbacks to pee sauna*
@imtired817
@imtired817 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yes, memento mori
@blastar8677
@blastar8677 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, thats how phosphorus was discovered
@bobatronsloshy4180
@bobatronsloshy4180 3 жыл бұрын
Momento Mori
@arthritis5357
@arthritis5357 3 жыл бұрын
@꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ stfu
@-madz-4458
@-madz-4458 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthritis5357 tf dose she have to do with pee sauna
@blondeplants1133
@blondeplants1133 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: destroys cabin that required 100s of logs *very depressed noises* Also mark: destroys small bridge *mental breakdown*
@spencertang5155
@spencertang5155 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair it was his sole creation. The cabin was something he built in collaboration with Bob so I guess... in a way he shared the pain/humor with Bob for the cabin being destroyed, but since the bridge was the one that he built by himself, he would have been devastated reasonably.
@blondeplants1133
@blondeplants1133 3 жыл бұрын
@@spencertang5155 allow me to laugh even harder
@spencertang5155
@spencertang5155 3 жыл бұрын
Yknow what’s even worse? I think they reloaded up to the point when Bob was putting up the couch and fireplace and other amenities. They didn’t even build a gazebo at that time or stairs going up to the cabin, they only had the rope to climb up.
@Guile_The_Exile
@Guile_The_Exile 3 жыл бұрын
I mean that first demolition built the keg bomb of mental breakdown and that bridge lit it...
@cats1970
@cats1970 3 жыл бұрын
@@spencertang5155 Kind of building off your point, the cabin was a pre-designed structure. Mark designed that bridge all by himself and couldn’t just take out the book to redo an identical one.
@kymberlycourt7699
@kymberlycourt7699 Жыл бұрын
Someone should make a compilation of all the times they break things throughout this series, in clouding everybody's face cam reaction the moment each break happens.
@feralmagick7177
@feralmagick7177 10 күн бұрын
Dude i was thinking the exact same thing
@codydillard6059
@codydillard6059 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: Mocks Wade for not aiming his tree cutting. Also Mark: Accidentally drops tree on new bridge.
@Katie-xl8fd
@Katie-xl8fd 3 жыл бұрын
I like how they've barely explored any caves, have done basically nothing but build and kill the occasional group of cannibals, and still managed to piss them off enough for Virginia to come out of the caves. As someone who's played this game for years, I can't wait for them to find everything this island has to offer
@theflock4916
@theflock4916 3 жыл бұрын
Wait till they find an armsy.
@prernag
@prernag 3 жыл бұрын
Why is it named Virginia? 😭😂
@alonelyperson6031
@alonelyperson6031 3 жыл бұрын
@@prernag Spoiler Cuz her name is virginia.
@dewayne8340
@dewayne8340 3 жыл бұрын
@@prernag Because it’s named Virginia
@Dpatterson00
@Dpatterson00 3 жыл бұрын
@@prernag They named it because itza swggg bdgsg ina. The shah .... ,,s,,a,a,a. Swa
@botanifolf9767
@botanifolf9767 3 жыл бұрын
"I dont remember seeing them eat other people" You were literally eaten by them when you died in the cave
@meepnope4389
@meepnope4389 3 жыл бұрын
Botani Folf and when Mark fought the big one and yelled “Don’t eat your friend, fight me!”
@grimkreeper598
@grimkreeper598 3 жыл бұрын
Can tell who's binging the series-
@willowdrakon
@willowdrakon 3 жыл бұрын
@@grimkreeper598 shh dont call us out :(
@credenburn
@credenburn 3 жыл бұрын
There was also a person in that weird camp with an apple in its mouth like one of those pigs next to a fire thingy.
@Stp1497
@Stp1497 3 жыл бұрын
they're literally called cannibals.
@statelyelms
@statelyelms Жыл бұрын
I wish they kept on this series, just building their fort. Something about them just doing that and talking about random stuff like on a podcast is so entertaining
@addywolsfeld6454
@addywolsfeld6454 10 ай бұрын
Good news
@kalekidsav
@kalekidsav 9 ай бұрын
Mark: If you’re not subscribed to distractingly then, Ima come find you *Punches you*
@jaxxop660
@jaxxop660 2 жыл бұрын
“Mark where did your bridge go” Mark: ‘I dropped a tree on it’ I can’t stop laughing 😂
@razzmatazz5751
@razzmatazz5751 3 жыл бұрын
I get there's 6 legged monsters, but the only menace in that forest is Mark.
@decimals1238
@decimals1238 3 жыл бұрын
?
@lexsombersunrise
@lexsombersunrise 3 жыл бұрын
@@decimals1238 he destroys about everything he touches lol it's funny
@decimals1238
@decimals1238 3 жыл бұрын
@@lexsombersunrise thank you for the explaination I'm slow asf
@DenimDucky
@DenimDucky 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but Mark also gives the cannibals access to the fort with a bridge.
@akish302
@akish302 3 жыл бұрын
**flashbacks to Heehoo from Unus Annus**
@markzuckerbergsshoes3514
@markzuckerbergsshoes3514 3 жыл бұрын
"It was almost my birthday" I'll honestly never get over the happy birthday protocol
@jelanv814
@jelanv814 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday
@jelanv814
@jelanv814 3 жыл бұрын
Well you just got one from me
@Aimeecinnamonsweets
@Aimeecinnamonsweets 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!’
@YourLocalLoafOfBread
@YourLocalLoafOfBread 3 жыл бұрын
Happy borthday frim meh aftoer 7 hoyrs noice
@ashash_1857
@ashash_1857 2 жыл бұрын
2:30 The fact that the wall Mark was trying to break didn't break at all but the tower they made that required 100+ logs broke made me speechless
@jasonalcatraz5817
@jasonalcatraz5817 9 ай бұрын
Early access in a nutshell
@PugLord4Ever
@PugLord4Ever 2 жыл бұрын
Bob: oooh, I can make a hole? Gazebo: Aight imma head out Mark: whats this wall doing here? Cabin: Aight imma head out
@G.A.M.E.R.-
@G.A.M.E.R.- 3 жыл бұрын
To quote Unus: “Mark is the dumbest smart person I’ve ever met”
@NerdAlert4224
@NerdAlert4224 3 жыл бұрын
I watched the stream on twitch and it gets SO much worse
@DivinityGG
@DivinityGG 3 жыл бұрын
What is unus 🙃
@IgoreandTorii
@IgoreandTorii 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was in the Among Us video
@jadz.nerdytransfem
@jadz.nerdytransfem 3 жыл бұрын
@@DivinityGG oh you poor sweet child. You missed out on a great thing known as Unus Annus. That is all I shall say
@DemBigOlEyes
@DemBigOlEyes 3 жыл бұрын
@@jadz.nerdytransfem I dunno, but I think the upside-down smile emoji he had showed he knew and was simply not acknowledging it since it has ceased to exist.
@anyaehrsam6713
@anyaehrsam6713 3 жыл бұрын
“Have you ever licked a mountain before?” - Mark “There are many weird things I’ve licked.” - wade
@loganentertainment1814
@loganentertainment1814 3 жыл бұрын
Well, that painted an image in my head that I'll never get out. XD
@gabbyh784
@gabbyh784 3 жыл бұрын
Are we just going to ignore the fact that he says "'cause that's what it SOUNDS like" after?
@baconyon1355
@baconyon1355 3 жыл бұрын
Mark- completely ignoring the last 3 scary games
@eliv2587
@eliv2587 3 жыл бұрын
He OBVIOUSLY meant that he licked a di- *a dinosaur*
@Space_Potat
@Space_Potat 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliv2587 a p- a parasaurolophus
@PetLover1116
@PetLover1116 2 жыл бұрын
2:07 I laughed as hard as Bob and Wade did. 🤣 Marks shocked face and their hysterical laughing is what did it for me 😆😆😆
@SeanMadeAScene
@SeanMadeAScene Жыл бұрын
Editing is a lot of time what makes videos hilarious, and Lixian proved it here.
@preston7703
@preston7703 Жыл бұрын
Bro I can see the other coments name
@stevendemayo3631
@stevendemayo3631 11 ай бұрын
Lixian wasn’t the main editor, nice job erasing them though
@thenickstrikebetter
@thenickstrikebetter 3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping this series came back and i will bet big money that it won't let me down.
@carpet5514
@carpet5514 3 жыл бұрын
the funny thing for me is that I was thinking about this series last night while wondering if it was coming back or not
@imliterallysubbbingtoevery650
@imliterallysubbbingtoevery650 3 жыл бұрын
To everyone that'll read this: you're cool and adorable stay safe! ❤️
@yazurai4667
@yazurai4667 3 жыл бұрын
yeah i remember reading a comment on the last the forest episode hoping that this day would come
@alkimia1791
@alkimia1791 3 жыл бұрын
@@carpet5514 lol me too
@kaiowaio
@kaiowaio 3 жыл бұрын
Ahreef
@marinalodi6313
@marinalodi6313 3 жыл бұрын
Boys: Talking about boiling urine Mark: silently having pee sauna flashbacks
@leovk5779
@leovk5779 3 жыл бұрын
That's strange. I don't seem to be able to find the video you are talking about! (Joking, of course XD)
@bob-xy1bd
@bob-xy1bd 3 жыл бұрын
Bro wdym idk whst youre talking about you imagining somthing? Momento mori, we couldnt stop the clock :(
@leovk5779
@leovk5779 3 жыл бұрын
@@bob-xy1bd Memento mori
@bob-xy1bd
@bob-xy1bd 3 жыл бұрын
@@leovk5779 yes
@marinalodi6313
@marinalodi6313 3 жыл бұрын
@@bob-xy1bd Memento mori friends
@DarthVader1273
@DarthVader1273 2 жыл бұрын
I just love how Mark almost kills Wade within the first three minutes
@bryanprice5867
@bryanprice5867 2 жыл бұрын
Mark:”I haven’t seen someone in the act of consuming another person yet.” Mark during the sinkhole episode: “Stop eating your friend and fight me!”
@Confused_Nugget
@Confused_Nugget 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: in shock about destroying the cabin on accident. Bob: “Mark, if you were upset about the gazebo you coulda just told me.”
@technoraver99
@technoraver99 3 жыл бұрын
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@HudsonGTV
@HudsonGTV 3 жыл бұрын
@@technoraver99 Tell me where in the Bible it says you cannot play violent videogames, or watch violent videos. Tell me where it says online dating is bad.
@Zack_Zander
@Zack_Zander 3 жыл бұрын
They didn't believe him for a moment, xD
@jamesalbertrabor2035
@jamesalbertrabor2035 3 жыл бұрын
@@HudsonGTV he's almost in every video, don't mind the moron, keep walking
@alucardo2961
@alucardo2961 3 жыл бұрын
@@technoraver99 dude you make us christians look bad. Shut up.
@Willowails
@Willowails 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing cuz of Wade's laugh 😭 Specially when he said "EVERYTHING BUT THE FUCKEN WALLLL"
@NagaYamiyo
@NagaYamiyo 3 жыл бұрын
My throat and lungs hurt from how hard I was laughing
@rockycuro7737
@rockycuro7737 3 жыл бұрын
1st off, OMG I love your videos! 2nd, same everything but the wall being destroyed sent me into a fucking 5 minute laughing fit
@kiritoxyronie2841
@kiritoxyronie2841 3 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHHA same here.... I was repeating it for 100x
@meepnope4389
@meepnope4389 3 жыл бұрын
Same same 🤣🙏
@lowkey_kalli6632
@lowkey_kalli6632 3 жыл бұрын
I love reaction of Mark destroyed the cabin and not the wall
@axlthien4993
@axlthien4993 2 жыл бұрын
2:12 Mark destroys everything but the wall 10:11 "See, I'm a genius" "Yeah" "WOAH"
@skooparoonie3202
@skooparoonie3202 Жыл бұрын
Mark: Ive never seen them eat a human. Also Mark: Stop eating your friend!! Also also Mark: THEY'RE EATING ME!!
@jesselindsey9760
@jesselindsey9760 3 жыл бұрын
This is the hardest I've EVER heard Wade laugh.
@thephantasm94
@thephantasm94 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, i nearly lost it when mark accidently destroyed the cabin XD
@residentevilfan543
@residentevilfan543 2 жыл бұрын
The silence into Wades's laugh honestly killed me
@haileybertram5555
@haileybertram5555 2 жыл бұрын
In his video, he literally watched it fall down and his face got SOOO red 😂
@explodingdynamite7319
@explodingdynamite7319 2 жыл бұрын
2:13
@themediocremen1128
@themediocremen1128 2 жыл бұрын
@@haileybertram5555 can you link it?
@GiskardRevenlov
@GiskardRevenlov 3 жыл бұрын
"I haven't seen them actually eating anyone" They've literally eaten all of you at one point or another lmao
@wisewolftony
@wisewolftony 2 жыл бұрын
Or that time Mark killed one of them and instantly another one came in and started eating their friend which Mark yelled at them for doing.
@frostysoldier7651
@frostysoldier7651 2 жыл бұрын
There to
@larkasmr1128
@larkasmr1128 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking, maybe it was a long space in between so they don't remember, the way they talk about the save file KINDA implies it but thats just a guess ofc
@laytonsharon9838
@laytonsharon9838 Жыл бұрын
Yea they literally eat u whet u die
@a.chaotic.little.clown.
@a.chaotic.little.clown. Жыл бұрын
@@wisewolftony "don't eat your friend! Fight me!"
@nick3xtremegaming212
@nick3xtremegaming212 2 жыл бұрын
Watching them accidentally destroy the cabin they spent several episodes making was painful
@crystalkirby6982
@crystalkirby6982 2 жыл бұрын
BRO 20:35 I HAD A HEART ATTACK I SEEN THE MONSTER AND I HIT MY ELBOW ON THE WALL HOLY SHIT
@shooty431
@shooty431 11 ай бұрын
Same
@Lonely_road498
@Lonely_road498 9 ай бұрын
Same
@2ethefirst318
@2ethefirst318 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact - Phosphorus was discovered when an alchemist boiled lion urine trying to make gold
@hiblonick1747
@hiblonick1747 3 жыл бұрын
I think he tried boiling his own urine, and not lion urine
@kimchi_05
@kimchi_05 3 жыл бұрын
The more you know
@alecnoat9164
@alecnoat9164 3 жыл бұрын
Yes je did produce phosphorus which is in terms of mass more expensive than gold but in order to make 100 g he would have to make a whole regiment pee in pots.
@epicdude3
@epicdude3 3 жыл бұрын
*GO TO MY LATEST VIDEO AND COMMENT "YFGA"* _DO IT NOW!_
@onlyfans.alycatrawr
@onlyfans.alycatrawr 3 жыл бұрын
@@epicdude3 naw
@astropunch7708
@astropunch7708 3 жыл бұрын
This episode is gonna be called: “A really long day for Mark.”
@shidosuteshi464
@shidosuteshi464 3 жыл бұрын
Drunk minecraft reference. I appreciate you.
@daisymeroalin2372
@daisymeroalin2372 3 жыл бұрын
Or Karmas Wrath
@epicdude3
@epicdude3 3 жыл бұрын
*GO TO MY LATEST VIDEO AND COMMENT "YFGA"* _DO IT NOW!_
@kittywithagun7742
@kittywithagun7742 3 жыл бұрын
That entire stream was a long day for him xdd
@astropunch7708
@astropunch7708 3 жыл бұрын
@꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ Begone Bot
@raukous4885
@raukous4885 2 жыл бұрын
i got terrified when bob out of no where says "FLEE MARK" and not even a second later a cannibal runs up to him and growls 20:37
@dionemartins0212
@dionemartins0212 Жыл бұрын
Mark has actually seen the cannibals eat another human It was in the Sinkhole episode, and he responded to that with "Don't eat your friend, fight me!"
@XEN_RED
@XEN_RED 3 жыл бұрын
every video ever- Mark: “Say that again?” Wade: *”i wont”*
@LordOfAllJays
@LordOfAllJays 3 жыл бұрын
?
@blazi2396
@blazi2396 3 жыл бұрын
When somebody writes the same comment as you, later than you, AND formatted it worse than you and gets 12x the likes :D
@AvectusExolir101
@AvectusExolir101 3 жыл бұрын
*S a c k A t t a c h !*
@joaopinto5850
@joaopinto5850 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *tries to break wall* Cabin: And I took that personally
@MissAnonnymous
@MissAnonnymous Жыл бұрын
Fuck man, by 2:49 I've laughed the hardest I had ever laughed in so long-Like- physical tears and gut crunching laughter-
@chickenmaster3658
@chickenmaster3658 2 жыл бұрын
"I haven't seen someone in the act of eating another human.." Literally last episode: "hey! Don't eat your friends"
@strawberryfoxx761
@strawberryfoxx761 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing whenever Bob says "OH IT WAS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY"
@redstarcat43
@redstarcat43 2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday😂
@Jahoo418
@Jahoo418 2 жыл бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
@AngelicHalfblood
@AngelicHalfblood 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sadly just picturing Bob stumbling into a bear trap and Mark and Wade jump out and scream "Happy Birthday!"
@pardiskazerouni7520
@pardiskazerouni7520 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kathrynhoward4196
@kathrynhoward4196 2 жыл бұрын
18:24
@YelanValleyOrchid
@YelanValleyOrchid 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: Master craftsman Bob: Brain cells Wade: Is wet
@mepicmcmanperson1086
@mepicmcmanperson1086 3 жыл бұрын
Hotel:travigo
@randomguy1372
@randomguy1372 3 жыл бұрын
wade: is aqua
@nagybalint1474
@nagybalint1474 3 жыл бұрын
@@mepicmcmanperson1086 dead meme from 2019 xd
@leozerbe9513
@leozerbe9513 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Wade is wet because he wades through the water :P
@sabermachine3296
@sabermachine3296 3 жыл бұрын
@@leozerbe9513 ohhhhhhh
@leahsutherland1664
@leahsutherland1664 Жыл бұрын
The edit of the hyena over Bob's laugh syncs up so well tho
@garrettross8376
@garrettross8376 2 жыл бұрын
Wade's reaction to the creepy armor will forever be my ringtone
@unicornswilltakeover1749
@unicornswilltakeover1749 3 жыл бұрын
Here in the forest, we don’t say “I almost died!” We say “It was almost my birthday!”
@aliceb5387
@aliceb5387 3 жыл бұрын
I love your coment
@unicornswilltakeover1749
@unicornswilltakeover1749 3 жыл бұрын
@@aliceb5387 Aw thank you!
@ameliea4699
@ameliea4699 3 жыл бұрын
This is awesome
@unicornswilltakeover1749
@unicornswilltakeover1749 3 жыл бұрын
@@ameliea4699 wow was not expecting people to like this at all
@typlcai
@typlcai 3 жыл бұрын
it really was almost his birthday
@Antman-qx4sy
@Antman-qx4sy 3 жыл бұрын
Bob: "Did you destroy the whole cabin" Wade: "everything except for that fucking wall"
@TheKrenk999
@TheKrenk999 3 жыл бұрын
That oh-so-rare moment when Wade finally gets to snap back at Bob and Mark ...
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My v*deos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to D*SLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY v*deos! Do you think my v*deos are funny, dear qnman
@eisbaeraurora
@eisbaeraurora 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it wasn't actually the wall; it was the door from the other side.
@theblepblop
@theblepblop 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku do us a favor, shut up
@rhoewnarny4353
@rhoewnarny4353 2 жыл бұрын
20:54 i literally didn't realize this was a horror game until you said it was
@kingjb554
@kingjb554 Жыл бұрын
I love how Mark was more upset when it was Bob's cabin to begin with
@avastipp
@avastipp 3 жыл бұрын
Recommended: “Marks Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day”.
@lexison7527
@lexison7527 3 жыл бұрын
There was a video like that
@kanalize5691
@kanalize5691 3 жыл бұрын
@@lexison7527 thats the joke.
@lexison7527
@lexison7527 3 жыл бұрын
@@kanalize5691 and that was my answer
@avastipp
@avastipp 3 жыл бұрын
@@lexison7527 I’m aware haha
@S.o.u.n.d.w.a.v.e
@S.o.u.n.d.w.a.v.e 3 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely having one of those
@voicetale
@voicetale 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *tries removing a wall* The cabin: aight, imma head out
@imliterallysubbbingtoevery650
@imliterallysubbbingtoevery650 3 жыл бұрын
To everyone that'll read this: you're cool and adorable stay safe! 😂
@sagetheassassin3192
@sagetheassassin3192 3 жыл бұрын
The cabin: Peace✌
@jungletroll3844
@jungletroll3844 3 жыл бұрын
not funny
@minatoson5788
@minatoson5788 Жыл бұрын
2:16 I love how Bob and Wade both start laughing even before they know what's happened.
@BlueSaffire249
@BlueSaffire249 2 жыл бұрын
I- literally cried. I'm laying here sick in bed and I ended up laughing so hard at Marks face that I literally cried
@Gabbie.xoxoxo
@Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t imagine these three being in the forest in real life. It would basically be Heehoo, Bob and Wade
@nagapandian
@nagapandian 3 жыл бұрын
@Ì Àm Čhřïş ṖṖ 67 shut up
@marionettenyx8527
@marionettenyx8527 3 жыл бұрын
Heehoo will be the last one standing or he will take over as leader
@xxpsychobriexx7452
@xxpsychobriexx7452 3 жыл бұрын
If they where in a forest together all i could imagine is them screaming at eachother for hours on end.
@bwingbwinggwiyomi
@bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 жыл бұрын
@@marionettenyx8527 he's both. duh 😂
@StrangerHearts0
@StrangerHearts0 3 жыл бұрын
And occasionally the appearance of the gongoozler
@frost598
@frost598 3 жыл бұрын
"I've never seen them actually eat people though" THEY ATE YOUR DEAD BODY!!
@asmaaa1
@asmaaa1 3 жыл бұрын
THEY ATE THEIR DEAD FREINDS MID BATTLE
@frost598
@frost598 3 жыл бұрын
@@magstrid4295 thats literally what I did lmao
@bomes2084
@bomes2084 3 жыл бұрын
@@asmaaa1 on the wiki it says that sometimes the males will stop to mourn the females so i don’t actually think he was eating his friend. definitely still cannibals though.
@asmaaa1
@asmaaa1 3 жыл бұрын
@@bomes2084 oh o kay, it just looked like it was eating it but thank
@bomes2084
@bomes2084 3 жыл бұрын
@@asmaaa1 it’s okay because Mark definitely also though he was eating him
@dragonfaery6673
@dragonfaery6673 9 ай бұрын
bob: "Why am I the only one who's got any braincells in this operation?" Me: You wanna remember the Gazebo Incident?
@Febcupcake
@Febcupcake 11 ай бұрын
Every time I need a good laugh, I always come back to this episode and watch Mark destroy that damn cabin 🤣😭
@willgreiwe5779
@willgreiwe5779 3 жыл бұрын
Most people when scared: “I just sh*t myself!!!” Bob when scared: “I almost sh*t out some organs.”
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004 3 жыл бұрын
Bob is a sea cucumber confirmed
@purnnr7253
@purnnr7253 3 жыл бұрын
I almost inhaled nose sugar.
@thegaylord1926
@thegaylord1926 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Bob and Wade: Are they cannibals? Literally two episodes ago: Oh god they're eating my face! Last episode: Hey, don't eat your friend!
@Breezyy___
@Breezyy___ 3 жыл бұрын
I know right? I was just thinking the same things
@kingjb554
@kingjb554 2 жыл бұрын
Not everyone is blessed with a normal memory apparently
@kamemasuta8334
@kamemasuta8334 2 жыл бұрын
Mark also literally saw a big cannibal eating another and said stop eating your friend.😅🤔
@redstarcat43
@redstarcat43 2 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking😂
@user-yj6vl2dp9x
@user-yj6vl2dp9x 2 жыл бұрын
13:22
@eviestarseditz
@eviestarseditz 4 ай бұрын
17:01 and thus started the awful saga of sled vs. river
@itschrissspy
@itschrissspy 4 ай бұрын
rewatching this after past the announcements and the podcast episodes about Bob's newborn son, James, make him roasting Timmy here all the more funny LMAO
@Sinshine-Lennypops
@Sinshine-Lennypops 3 жыл бұрын
Bob: "We're learning all the things today. Water wet. Log dangerous." Wade: "Destroy house destroys house."
@awmehgoddd
@awmehgoddd 3 жыл бұрын
Mark & Co. in a nutshell: Wade: [goofs] Mark: "Haha, big stupid!" [goofs] *_"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"_* Bob: "I'm surrounded by big stupid."
@messyalien5164
@messyalien5164 3 жыл бұрын
Jack enters chat: Ha! Ha! Smol brain!!
@uloola6156
@uloola6156 3 жыл бұрын
@꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ Lobster does not go with cherries 😑
@worldofhunter1636
@worldofhunter1636 2 жыл бұрын
2:05 Saddest moment in this series.....
@Spl00shy
@Spl00shy 4 ай бұрын
wade's maniacal laugh when he discovers that mark broke everything but the wall is why i keep rewatching this series
@elijahphillips2295
@elijahphillips2295 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "does this hurt?" **jams chainsaw into Wade's gut**
@sergeantspam51
@sergeantspam51 3 жыл бұрын
"no I dont think it does" Leatherface: CAN I TRY??
@djaussiekid
@djaussiekid 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *jams chainsaw into Wade's gut* Mark: "Are you close?!"
@julllypee
@julllypee 3 жыл бұрын
Weird thing: *Falls into water* Wade: "What happened to them?" Mark: "Idk. She's in the *drink."*
@thatonemoominfan
@thatonemoominfan 2 жыл бұрын
nice Noodle pfp bro
@Bee-fr3sk
@Bee-fr3sk 2 жыл бұрын
Nice luci pfp tho
@jermaenjoyer
@jermaenjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
love this comment. don’t think i’ve gotten to that part yet but now i’m excited because this sounds funny
@misfit_loser5510
@misfit_loser5510 2 жыл бұрын
i think ima call the humanoid things “funky bois”
@kathrynhoward4196
@kathrynhoward4196 2 жыл бұрын
21:48
@cocoacrimson
@cocoacrimson Жыл бұрын
I love how Mark just got done ridiculing Wade for having complete control over how the trees fall, and then he cuts a tree down on his bridge and destroys it🤣🤣🤣
@adamehlenz3284
@adamehlenz3284 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I haven't seen someone in the act of eating another human" Also Mark: *Getting eaten after dying in an older episode.*
@Not_Soundwave
@Not_Soundwave 3 жыл бұрын
"Mark, you're an engineer--" "BIO engineering!" "That explains it."
@sergeantwoods
@sergeantwoods 11 ай бұрын
Bob and wade were laughing so hard when Mark accidently destroyed the cabin, and I was sitting with the same expression as mark.
@emileemonroe2739
@emileemonroe2739 Жыл бұрын
I've RARELY laughed as hard as I did when the cabin came down. Great KZbin Gods, that was HILARIOUS.
@salamiac
@salamiac 3 жыл бұрын
"We should get together and do some videos about boiling urine." .. P.. p.. pee sauna...
@Bass-ef3dr
@Bass-ef3dr 3 жыл бұрын
Unnus annus Unnus annus
@Cdubberz
@Cdubberz 3 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@VampAkuji
@VampAkuji 3 жыл бұрын
Rip
@baronaught9476
@baronaught9476 3 жыл бұрын
You dare to speak the devils name?
@jackgunsmith1632
@jackgunsmith1632 3 жыл бұрын
Pissy bone broth
@Tanrdsgener
@Tanrdsgener Жыл бұрын
Mark: "I haven't seen someone in the act of eating another human" Flashbacks to "Stop eating your friend and fight me!"
@DraconicDuelist
@DraconicDuelist 2 жыл бұрын
7:08 "Yes, I haven't seen someone in the act eating another human..." *Flashback 1 episode ago, where Mark yells at a cannibal for eating it's friend and ignoring Mark with a chainsaw.*
@aly00ps15
@aly00ps15 3 жыл бұрын
Wade losing his shit laughing is the best thing ever to hear.
@aliceb5387
@aliceb5387 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Kuroo21
@Kuroo21 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! I lost it too. I laughed so hard and loud I probably woke my neighbors. It's 3.30 am
@slumberwolf31
@slumberwolf31 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that my chest is hurting and I'm weezing 😂🤣
@thefunseeker9545
@thefunseeker9545 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s life without a little danger?” But not because I’m a masochist
@anattemptwasmade
@anattemptwasmade 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just testing how far my body can go
@sabermachine3296
@sabermachine3296 3 жыл бұрын
@@anattemptwasmade hahahahaha
@technoraver99
@technoraver99 3 жыл бұрын
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@notsurewhattoputhere3305
@notsurewhattoputhere3305 3 жыл бұрын
@@technoraver99 bruh what?
@TropicalCyc
@TropicalCyc 3 жыл бұрын
@@sabermachine3296 pls stop emposing your beliefs on everyone, no one will folow what you are saying because your demonizing normal behaviour.
@BritishEcho
@BritishEcho 10 ай бұрын
I literally come back just for Wade's laugh xD I have never heard him laugh so hard.
@galaz8858
@galaz8858 2 жыл бұрын
2:12 OMG I HAVENT HAD A GOOD BELLY LAUGH IN YEARS THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH
@bobbinatorrah67
@bobbinatorrah67 3 жыл бұрын
"It was almost my birthday" got me good.
@flamewing8072
@flamewing8072 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I just stumbled onto this after finishing Raft. I usually hate scary games but they're so hilarious that I don't care
@kingjb554
@kingjb554 2 жыл бұрын
Bro that name can create so many jokes
@DXL7Offical
@DXL7Offical 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that got me good
@messyalien5164
@messyalien5164 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually almost my birthday, It's June 9!!
@williamjones5005
@williamjones5005 2 жыл бұрын
@@messyalien5164 It's June 9th, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY
@SallinKari
@SallinKari 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing is we actually discovered an element by having an alchemist boiling down piss. Specifically phosphorus.
@cruiser1010
@cruiser1010 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god i took a chemistry class in 10th grade and never knew about this
@RepOfAntarctica
@RepOfAntarctica 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally thinking the same thing. I learned it from a professor in college who liked learning about the weird things in the history of chemistry. He boiled down vats of the stuff.
@SallinKari
@SallinKari 3 жыл бұрын
@@RepOfAntarctica I don't recall the exact reasoning but didn't he think it contained the 'lifeforce' of people or something equally wacky? Still, I imagine that he was absolutely stunned when he just had this glowing tidbit of material in the bottom of whatever he was using.
@RepOfAntarctica
@RepOfAntarctica 3 жыл бұрын
@@SallinKari That's possible, given the chemical knowledge of people at the time (still mainly focused on fire, air, earth & water). All I remember is that he was looking for the philosopher's stone to turn metals to gold, exactly what the guys were joking about! Hennig Brand was the guy, & he's credited as the first person to isolate an element not commonly found in nature.
@cirrocumulus1948
@cirrocumulus1948 3 жыл бұрын
@@SallinKari possibly the four humours
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