WELL THAT DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED... | The Forest

[@H1PP1E88]

*"LEG BONES ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE"* *"WHILE BOB NIBBLES AT THE TOES"* this song will be available on spotify, as well as "the bone song" and "body fire."

[@itachi112059]

Hellish carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like cannibals

[@imbles2112]

LMAO

[@itachi112059]

Everybody knows a leg served with some mistletoe Help to make the forest bright Tiny tots takin from the plane Will find it hard to sleep tonight

[@Diamondslender7]

LMAO

[@itachi112059]

They know that Mark on his way He's loaded lots of rocks and bones on his sleigh And every cannibal is gonna spy To see if mark and frainds are gonna die

[@Uskiddle]

Mark: *Throws body on fire* Also Mark: “We really are making this place a home :)”

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@Pyrodragon3993]

Just like the good ol' days cooking with pa!

[@NODnuke45]

You don't have a bonfire fueled by the bodies of your enemies at home?

[@koopaking6148]

It's never home until you kill the neighbors and burn the evidence in your massive furnace...

[@theannilators7479]

Well if he didn't do that then the body would have attracted more cannibals, and then it would be their home not Mark's

[@DoritoBurrito77]

I love how their plane crashed in the woods like 2 days ago and they're already eating other people and wearing their bones

[@Yormangandyr]

Its evolution

[@definitelynotmae3117]

LORD OF THE FLIES

[@garlicbread5688]

Mark enters hee-hoo mode as soon as he enters any forest

[@slavknight5925]

Sanity is for the weak anyway

[@leahhyland6194]

Adapt, overcome, and improvise. Second only to look, scan, observe, react, run.

[@leahsmith1141]

I love how they went from happy log collectors to absolute blood knights wearing their enemies bones in like 3 days

[@renaldohanna565]

What do you mean, they work for Khorne. Blood for the Blood god skulls for the skull throne

[@Unknown_crusader]

Lol yeah

[@krabkrab_]

me in minecraft

[@quitkid8727]

Basically lord of the flies

[@ladymantis]

@@quitkid8727I love this reference. 😂

[@WTH13SERIOUSLY]

I love how they built their base in one of the LOWEST danger areas in the entire game seemingly on accident. Seriously the spot they built is notoriously safe. The traps are more danger than the cannibals honestly lol.

[@vandalol1775]

honestly they’re more of a danger to themselves LOL

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

Not only do the have a big cliff behind them wich will prevent enemies from attacking from behind but also have a big river in left and front and have infinite rocks these guys are the luckiest

[@codylikes_fishing1461]

Its a safe place other than the amrsys and Virginias that spawn close to them😂

[@Vlad-mt7hu]

@@codylikes_fishing1461 I can’t wait until that happens.

[@DanielGomez-ge1ln]

Me and my friends built one in a patrol route, we had fights everyday🤣

[@kinglybuzzard5290]

The cannibals sending in their best warrior: Mark: IM NOT STRANDED HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE STRANDED HERE WITH ME

[@TheTrytix]

Mark: "I'm not trapped in a canyon full of cannibals, you are all trapped in here with ME!"

[@jrcspiderman2003]

ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome

[@jrcspiderman2003]

and then he proceeds to continue beating down other smaller ones

[@3Twee]

Not going to lie... I think Mark is going to be the only cannibal on the island by the end of this series. Everything else will be either dead or will be hunted by him, including Bob and Wade.

[@michellekidd1933]

Mark: “call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me.”

[@extremelyboredtatsumaki.495]

*This time, on The Forest: Mark kills a man with a rock, Bob offers a human skull as breakfast and Wade is also there.*

[@rat8028]

*"and wade is also there"*

[@JinxedEcho444]

Wade is there BUT WHERES SEASON 92? I WANT MORE OF THE WADE ARC

[@sinisterwall9714]

Great reference.

[@Kekedekes]

Watching Wade’s point of view is like a whole different game 😆

[@danielf.285]

i read that in jeremy clarksons voice when when he narrates the start of top gear

[@kiWi-zv8vr]

bob and mark: making water skins and killing cannibals wade: wabbit season

[@messyalien5164]

Duck season!

[@roykisner5922]

No its Wabbit season

[@charadreemurr5121]

b e e s c h u r g e r

[@kiWi-zv8vr]

@@charadreemurr5121 c h a r a d r e e m u r r

[@charadreemurr5121]

@@kiWi-zv8vr b e e s c h u r g e r

[@stacia2016]

Picture this: Mark sitting on his bone throne, eyes glued to the fire as he burns the disassembled corpses of his enemies. His body is armored with the bones of their brethren and lizards' scales. In his right hand rests his bloodied club, always eager for another battle. He stretches out the fingers of the hand opposite his weapon, and a small bird gently perches upon them, unaware of the war he wages. For a single moment, he is at peace.

[@sketchy7389]

This is my new favourite book

[@stacia2016]

@@sketchy7389 🤣 thanks

[@nephele8205]

that sounds strangely poetic lmao

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

you missed the line about his ever deadly slingshot at his hip.

[@stacia2016]

@@Deconstruction_Administrator you know what. You right.

[@thedemogorgon1375]

The Cannibals: We are going to kill and eat you Mark: *Uno reverse card*

[@polydullmemes3497]

cannibals: K

[@martinxy1291]

*Proceeds to eat them*

[@gael5615]

@[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! By the holy church I send you to hell

[@ScruffyGD]

@[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! what the fuck does that even mean

[@DeliciousHam69]

guys its a bot ffs

[@cactus.dan.flower]

This series is just Mark: hunting Bob: (the) builder Wade: being directionally challenged

[@matthewmclaughlin5611]

yeeeeeeees ikr

[@B0rgerX_]

@@altzu dang i just want to say that but u said it first lol

[@darbyd5947]

BOOoOOoOB ThE bUiLdEr

[@chunky_kit-kat1343]

@Lwtd15 lol no

[@awhopper3241]

@@sadheavy9292 ^

[@BronzeTheCat]

Wade: "I was just chasing a rabbit and ended up in Hell twice." *That's basically Bugs Bunny*

[@-Conrad-]

W H A T S U P D O C

[@demonprincess9680]

So it's confirmed, Wade is Elmer Fudd

[@Jarock316]

@@demonprincess9680 Or Yosemite Sam.

[@xixizeratzi86]

Or Alice in wonderland

[@theredlemon9977]

i had a hard time hitting the like button i was lauhing so hard

[@bunter12]

Mark: “Can I throw this corpse out of the house?” Wade: “Which one?”

[@silvergamer7250]

Mark starts the forest Captain sauce: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@lyn_jae]

Imagine walking in the woods and hearing that from inside a cluster of trees ಥ∀ಥ

[@maddkidd]

wait i just realized i took ur comment im sorry-

[@LuisMartinez-ub6nz]

Your pfp matches your comment

[@diablogaming6218]

To be continued....

[@mateomarmin4740]

I like how Mark's just casually slaying all in his path and just generally being their best warrior

[@Retard350]

The next episode will make you change your mind. Keep an eye on Bob when it comes

[@blaze_unleashed7286]

(and best craftsman)

[@matthewyeldig4608]

So, what class is Wade? Mark's fighter, Bob's barbarian... Waaaaaade's... I don't really know yet.

[@FandomChronicle]

@@matthewyeldig4608 Wade's probably support or range

[@MelloriNoMori]

Nah, Mark strikes me as a double class of Warrior and Bard. Boost charisma and fights with skill.

[@Aquitanic]

"I was chasing a rabbit and ended up in hell twice." That's a new sentence right there.

[@kbyebleha2978]

Eh Alice did it first

[@arlettfoxwell]

@@kbyebleha2978 😂😂😂

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

That's almost the actual plot of DooM 2.

[@ham1794]

@@Deconstruction_Administrator "Then a demon killed my rabbit and i ended up in hell thrice."

[@retrowave762]

Sounds like Doomguy

[@justdelta2335]

Bob and Wade: * fighting for their lives * Mark: *Throwing cannibals around like pillows and tearing limbs off with ease*

[@kasasagi6180]

Hell yeah brother

[@Darkseidsolosfiction]

He has played doom my friend,those fodders can't do shit to him

[@guardian08527]

(Conan The Barbarian theme kicks in) Mark: (solo's Silver Surfer)

[@Theoneandonly_RATLER]

The DOOM music kicked in

[@Franz0818]

Cannibals: *”flanks on mark”* Mark: *”Dark soul bosses theme intensifies”*

[@gingermcgingin1733]

@Miguel Messina Well he *is* King of the Squirrels, & squirrels live in forests, so he's reconquering this island for his people.

[@dont512]

Don't read my profile picture😊😊

[@reej1640]

Don't worry it's too small & I'm blind

[@tatotatoo5404]

@@dont512 no clout 4 u

[@knightmarespawn2690]

Insert Vordt of the Boreal Valley theme.

[@DawahArchive]

Mark: "I'm gunna go kill some cannibals" Also Mark: causally cooking a human leg

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@walnzell9328]

Wow. The first two replies. you get are spam. That's gotta be sad.

[@JustAGamerPerson]

It’s only cannibalism if you eat people.

[@soup2346]

@@JustAGamerPerson that is true It's just mass murder now

[@JustAGamerPerson]

@@soup2346 It's not mass murder if it's murder of mass murderers who mass murder people.

[@mehrlolepoot6791]

“Woah, you get a lot of bones when cooking an entire human” -Bob (2020)

[@suijin1234567890]

206, to be exact.

[@thors03]

it was a hell of a year... 💀

[@ChronoIsThere]

bruh moment

[@genericname2747]

I cooked a human and all I got was a life sentence.

[@Traumachu]

Said it in the vid as I read this lol

[@fableshearth2457]

Mark: *carrying a dead cannibal on his back:* Let me tell you about delicious food. The cannibals: could this man be one of our people?

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Yes

[@brodyspears8290]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 ew rainbow

[@michaelagarner1282]

@@brodyspears8290 what?!

[@gabrielacardona3447]

@@brodyspears8290 but, rainbow pretty

[@uh4055]

@@brodyspears8290 yes raimbow pretyy

[@airplanenut89]

Chieftain one shots wade. Markiplier: "Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

[@bishopbrink7149]

It was

[@steviemaster]

wade and bob: "omg this dude is BIG" wade: *gets downed to him* Mark: *completely demolishes that dude* also Mark: "hey i wanna keep him as a souvenir is that okay guys?" The biggest threat in those woods is mark. Gees

[@airplanenut89]

@@steviemaster It's always funny when Mark looks like the biggest fool in the bunch, then just goes full beast mode.

[@steviemaster]

@@airplanenut89 ohhhhh indeed it is he's just hiding his true power with that "haha mark go brr" facade but both are equally nice to look at! :D

[@rhawkas2637]

@@airplanenut89 Bad guys see Mark and go "Pfft. He's no threat. Save that idiot for last." And then it all goes terribly wrong for them. XD

[@rlharveson]

Wade: "IT'S AN AMBUSH, A BAD ONE!" Mark: "Define a good one." Me: *"Happy birthday-"*

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

*hApPy BiRtHdAy!*

[@sammiej.5526]

That's what I thought too lol

[@Blue-xw4sm]

I read this as it happened in the video.

[@messyalien5164]

Literally and figuratively.

[@koukoyo]

_HaPpY bIrThDaY_

[@yphoenix5957]

The Chiefton simply one-shots you on hard mode, yet Mark literally pulled a David vs. Goliath move with two slingshots lmao

[@supermellow1x265]

"He didn't even fuck around, he just found out" - a meme

[@cloverateuwu3302]

Mark kited thatt chiefton so good

[@gmp4483]

@@dont512 please perish

[@jaeh2070]

@@dont512 not gonna lie I kinda like how you led me across the world to subscribe.

[@meandcharadreemurr7121]

@@dont512 the way you led me all around the world was actually pretty fun

[@nightsedge6182]

Markiplier: *sees cannibals* The cannibals: Why do we hear boss music?

[@Amokra]

Mark: RiP aNd TaEr Bob: oh look I have bone armor Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn

[@pmac_attack_7199]

@@Amokra wtf is that spelling

[@thedescendedangel]

*cocks slingshot with malicious intent*

[@pikawolf2894]

I laughed so hard I almost choked to death on air!!

[@helixsol7171]

@@pmac_attack_7199 It's called meme

[@carmengamon2752]

Goliath after he gets hit: "SLINGSHOT IS DEATH."

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

BAHAHA Y E S S

[@_af_2821]

SLINGSHOT IS MONSTER SLINGSHOT IS DEATH SLINGSHOT IS GOD

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@_af_2821 SHINIKAMI!

[@dillonhaynes6427]

Bob- "There's so many of them!" Wade- " I need their *BONES* " Proof the immersion of this game is working

[@spencerbaldwin1939]

🥵🥶😵‍💫😅🤸🏿‍♀️

[@GrandGourd]

@@spencerbaldwin1939 what in the emoji fu-

[@illusion9289]

@@GrandGourd I don't know... ...And I'm scared.

[@profiq9952]

time stamp please

[@eminemsdirtysock1611]

@@profiq9952 starts at 17:38

[@meestersoupcan]

I love how anytime mark has all of their headshots in a thumbnail, he looks like he just stubbed his toe, bob saw a giant spider on his ceiling, and wade wants to take you out on a steak dinner, but is socially awkward about it.

[@urboi6629]

Bruh so true lol

[@Adharc0077]

Beautiful

[@krisdoesart9643]

And also Wade's photo is years old cause he still has hair

[@breannarcher4483]

I just checked and I cant unseen it now

[@fanaticfandom2033]

That is so...oddly specific, yet it fits perfectly. How the fuck........?

[@noelminor3599]

Bob and wade: *in an intense battle with many cannibals* Mark: *sprinting away with a dead body screaming about bones*

[@Amokra]

actually he is running off with his new girlfriend to take her to hang out at the campfire O.o

[@D3LTA48]

Jingles this Episode: 16:27 Wade's "The Bone Song!" 20:35 Bob's "This is Normal"

[@anujayabandu572]

oh my god so many good hits!

[@fjordsimpson725]

The most iconic character in this series is the severed leg in marks inventory that he completely ignored all game

[@polydullmemes3497]

you are absolutely correct

[@fryle_0]

aight i think the bots gone

[@Ca.light_]

I'd just like to imagine it's tied to him somehow and throughout the entire game he was just walking around with someone else's leg but Bob and wade chose to ignore it

[@idkanymore772]

I love how Wade and Bob were worried then Mark comes swinging.

[@lullabyjacki468]

I expect 'The Forest' album out soon then. Featuring such classics as 'The Bone Song' and 'Normal Things to do'

[@lynnalucifera9387]

And of course, Jimmy Big Bones

[@marionbaggins]

When will the Album be released?!!!

[@kiwivskiwi3636]

Real Lemon Demon hours

[@spooksboh6251]

@@kiwivskiwi3636 my god this comment annihilated me

[@punkrockboy860]

That will be a best selling album of the year tbh

[@MoonFaerie19]

Bob and Wade: *we got one :D* Mark: **absolutely obliterating 4 at a time**

[@jrcspiderman2003]

😂🤣😂

[@martinxy1291]

I think we can safely say Marks the brawler, Bob is the builder and Wades living bait

[@tiredtracie3371]

@@martinxy1291 Bob the builder-

[@tiredtracie3371]

Also I think Wade had the infos too

[@Ducitee]

He's just built different/wobba wobba -love Wobba Wobba

[@amanda3403]

*kills a dude* Mark: “here’s a gift”

[@hildcit]

Amanda he’s like a cat, but instead of dead birds and mice, he drops people

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What kind of button won't unbutton? A: A bellybutton

[@amanda3403]

@@hildcit ahaha yesss

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@mastergamerboi3780]

Which one is the original there's 2

[@joeligma8260]

"What about the cave?" "We'll get it next time" 'Last online 6 years ago'

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@niknakeatpie]

@@alisonimlost378 how bout no

[@AcelJean]

They just made another one on twitch. You can't make this stupid joke.

[@SleepyOcto]

@@AcelJean He totally can make that joke, mark has a long fucking history of just up and abandoning playthroughs especially with other people.

[@din0charlie799]

He did the same thing with raft

[@kaitlyndoucet2151]

Wade out of context: “I *need* to kill something” “I’m having a horrible time out here.” “I can’t kill anything!” *sob*

[@pm1840]

I wonder when they'll realize that they built on the one island where the cannibals don't go.

[@adventuringwithdragons]

"I thought this was supposed to be on Hard?" Accidentally builds on the safest location.

[@angel_cry13]

Is there a reason, lore wise, for that?

[@pm1840]

@@angel_cry13 there’s no lore behind it the cannibals just can’t swim cross the river that is surrounding it

[@rorydakin8048]

@@angel_cry13 It appears they have a fear of water and will avoid swimming at all costs

[@richardparker5974]

There is a patrol route above on the hill behind them.

[@RayMak]

I thought he was gonna proceed to skin the sling shot corpse. But BBQ is next level.

[@sols_cb]

Why are you in every comment section

[@sols_cb]

@Irongolemkiller what do you mean

[@galzladymisery4954]

@@sols_cb I was wondering the same.

[@ethangarner05]

@@sols_cb I think he is saying if you copied the video you would get a fine and go to jail, or sumthin.

[@obironpierogi4302]

you are just literally everywhere i go and from what i've heard everywhere everybody else goes aswell

[@fairyhaven13]

Mark saying he wants their bones is giving me violent flashbacks of him running around the forest screaming, "GIVE ME YOUR TEETH!!!"

[@LikePhoenixFromAshes]

Ugh, sheer memory of that gives me goosebumps... Imagine bad guy from silly horror movies running around and screaming at the top of his lungs: "WHERE IS THE BLACKSMITH?? GIVE ME YOUR TEETH!!!" Oh momma, I'd shit my intestines out... 😱

[@kalysian]

That's such a terrifying thing to threaten people with, like if someone says 'I'MA MURDER YOU' ya sure it's kinda scary, but if someone yells "GIMME YOUR TEETH!" while they're coming at you?? Aw hELL no.

[@beegobzzz2834]

mark basically: "call an ambulance! buT NOT FOR ME!"

[@johnmurphy7108]

@Jacob No...nerd

[@briannajones5184]

Isn't that a bleach reference?

[@Shuinon]

Bob: *bonding with the cannibals* Mark: *shoots them with a slingshot*

[@Amokra]

Wade: be very quiet I'm hunting wabbits .... oh crap their here rrruuuunnn

[@gabryelsearcy6164]

Cannibal: *goes in water* Everyone who plays the forest: wait. that’s illegal

[@lumine4132]

Same with skyrim

[@gabrielseth9851]

@@lumine4132 In skyrim they go in the water. The problem is them leaving it

[@_feint_8632]

but why they don't go in water? is there any explanation to it?

[@zomaimee2.056]

@@_feint_8632, I believe when you put on the red paint to imitate them, water takes it off. So it’s considered “illegal” to them because it wipes off what is keeping them alive among eachother.

[@dylannecros3636]

@@_feint_8632 they can't swim?

[@LoquiKun]

Mark: "Close your eyes, I got present." *Literally drops a corpse on the ground*

[@biirbthing4523]

mark: drops corpse* my mind: *mmm we eatin good tonight*

[@Kangahrooo]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 2 shut up bot

[@hannehenriikka2307]

scp-106 at his mate

[@LoquiKun]

@@biirbthing4523 *TONIGHT, WE FEAST*

[@LoquiKun]

@@hannehenriikka2307 YESSS! LOL

[@blumpet6250]

"What is wrong with you??" *Mark asks right after dismembering someone*

[@LexitaMai]

*Wade:* _Is being ambushed and begging for Mark's slingshot_ *Mark:* _Uses all of his rocks trying to kill a lizard_

[@DeadEye622]

Imagine going on a camping trip and you see three guys with skulls, eating roasted human, and asking each other where the dynamite went.

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@slayerofmortallychallenged2470]

@@alisonimlost378 NO ONE CARES

[@ann_chove]

@@slayerofmortallychallenged2470 I mean, I'm curious. Who the hell makes a "Chicken Thighs" song?

[@angie_slendergirl]

Underrated comment

[@shadowstorm7548]

@@ann_chove LMAO that's so weird. Girl's thigh are okay but WHAT THE FCK IS CHICKEN'S THIGH

[@mabe4322]

4:19 I love how "popsickle" has officially become the correct spelling of that word. Way to go, Lix.

[@hannahpicka]

"I'm gonna get a POPSICKLE you think about what's wrong with you" *LIXIAN REMEMBERS THAT*

[@leci-d5503]

“I like bones. Bones are good for me. I like bones. Give them all to me.” - Wade 2020 (The Bone Song)

[@RomanBeloHorizonte]

And then "Body Fire"

[@miraculousmememaker2986]

Bones like bones, good for me... bones are good: bone healthy

[@calebcongdon6109]

Surprised mark didn’t mention bone broth haha gotta get that collagen

[@wolfsoldier87x34]

Is this the resurrection of the Bone(r) Cast?

[@HC-gn2gb]

Them bones

[@pogdogb394]

Just incase people want to listen to the bopping jingles again 16:29 “The Bone Song” 20:40 “Body Fire”

[@rhunter42dragon]

Body Fire absolutely killed me!🤣🤣🤣

[@mayochupenjoyer]

the bone song is a total bop

[@Mr_Itchy]

I love body fire

[@ubutbetter4635]

Thank you my man,you saved me

[@CallMeAsty]

Body fire is a personal favorite

[@thedevilhimself4661]

this dude took out the big dude all by himself. What a legend.

[@waterized_bottle]

Mark is a Doomguy in disguise

[@jrcspiderman2003]

ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome

[@pupperwarrior4348]

Kyle crane moment indeed

[@daviskroupa1598]

@@waterized_bottle did you see him mop up the doom eternal demo on the hardest mode!?!

[@waterized_bottle]

@@daviskroupa1598 he literally did he IS the doomguy

[@PhoenixBorealis]

This is some real Lord of the Flies shit, this is.

[@Jinx_Cats]

Is you sister named aurora…. Borealis

[@redbind7025]

So who is gonna tell em that they can cut logs into sticks

[@immortalsuislide5511]

You are. Congratulations!

[@justinkaminski5485]

Wait you can do that? How?

[@user-um7zg5sh8u]

shhh

[@itsmetyphoon9998]

Big boy - one shots wade. Mark - so anyway, I started swinging.

[@bomes2084]

it got wade cause he was running away. mark didn’t make the same mistake.

[@somebodyfamiliar6476]

@@bomes2084 Give me some of your b o n e s. I need to make a shin guard.

[@bomes2084]

@@somebodyfamiliar6476 understandable

[@Serial_Designation_Cryo]

and the sling sgot

[@JeweledLove]

Bob: "This is perfect, brilliant even" Mark, in a high-pitched voice: _Brilliant_

[@claranadine1086]

That part killed me 😂💀

[@waterized_bottle]

@@stender2626 all he do was just burning the bodies tho I think it's either Wade or Bob are cannibal

[@ana_banana8748]

Mark is on his third melon bar, Amy will realize putting it in his recording room freezer was a mistake when she sees they’re all gone by the end of the day 😭

[@2LaneTraveler]

"Donner, party of three? Right this way to your table, gentlemen."

[@fallon-grey5896]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@SonicDashie759]

"Well I'm the only man of snow I know who's full of other people's bones!"

[@zipper9198]

D o n n e r

[@claranadine1086]

That joke is so well executed, omg 💀

[@cristencray4049]

Brilliant x)

[@darwinrodriguez5485]

The Unus Annus Training Camp is really paying off for Mark XD

[@tiredtracie3371]

Ikr

[@MrFujin]

Whats a Unus Annus?

[@TheHolyBoink]

@@MrFujin You wouldn't get it.

[@BamesNondHavingStronk]

@@MrFujin You wouldn't get it.

[@ghostlyfae8721]

@@MrFujin Oh.. You poor soul.. It's too late ( U n U )

[@portalmasterlp453]

Mark: "A sling does a lot of damage" Ever heard of David vs Goliath?

[@flycraps2456]

Fun fact scientist's discovered the type of sling shot that was used at the time the force behind those slingshots were comparable to the speed and force of a 38 round hitting you.

[@coltforceplayz5285]

POV: South America is America 🇺🇸 ( im Canadian doe )

[@makarios5946]

David used an actual sling, what we see in this game is a slingshot, which should require a strong rubber to craft.

[@StillEldritch]

18:12 Mark coming into the battle like "The slayer has entered the facility."

[@olivebenninghoven9861]

I always think "well their luck is going to run out soon" and then they just start a body fire in enemy territory and start fixing over population.

[@PetriBass]

Me: "Mom, can we have the Disclaimer song?" Mom: "We have The Disclaimer Song at home." The Disclaimer Song at home: 16:28

[@ignacioforero3551]

Comedy

[@fengmainbigbrain2291]

iz a good song tho

[@PetriBass]

@@fengmainbigbrain2291 I prefer The Body Fire Song (A Perfectly Normal Thing To Do)

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

@@PetriBass song is lit 🔥

[@sleepykitty8918]

🎶 Hey there don't try this at home. 🎶

[@lynn2691]

my brain automatically hears “previously on.. RAFT”

[@natalielaxsonlilley9703]

Ya

[@symphonysaphire7948]

Same! I go to mouth it as well

[@floofyproofy9374]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 2 shhhhh

[@extromaze2055]

SO TRUE LMAO GLAD TO HEAR IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@Fr05tGh05t]

same here

[@trinitypagan2132]

Nobody: Mark every episode of the series: Ｍｅｌｏｎ Ｂａｒ

[@corbynryland]

MELON BAR GO BRRRRTTTT

[@Iris_Entity]

It's not the time that is dictating the separation of episodes, it's the M E L O N B A R S

[@gobblefunkfrothbungler8948]

" this case is filled with potential" Case: * instantly changes to kinetic*

[@huntyrkitzman3895]

omfg lmao

[@dmrjr132]

That was amazing. Keep up the good work Mr. FrothBungler

[@olivervanraemdonck3339]

Haha pysics jhoke

[@pearlmoon3057]

You are a god

[@BLAM5980]

Nice

[@kilroy987]

"They're here!" "What do you mean, you WENT to where they ARE."

[@jaygolden1885]

22:00 “The slingshot is useless if you can only gather 5 small rocks at a time” King David: *Pathetic*

[@makarios5946]

They didn't have slingshots in the ancient times since they require rubber to craft. They used slings, which function in a different way.

[@kingrexy1291]

@@makarios5946 it's still a slingshot the bible said it was and just because it was made differently doesn't mean it's not a slingshot

[@sealogic4552]

@@kingrexy1291 A slingshot is a completely different type of weapon. Slingshots use potential force of flexed rubber to propel stones, whereas slings use centripetal force. It’s like saying a ballista is the same as a trebuchet.

[@BamesNondHavingStronk]

Y'all it's a joke

[@ApocolypseChild]

@@sealogic4552 Technically it's actually utilizing the stone's inertia, not the sling's centripetal force.

[@brambi455]

Mark’s inner heehoo comes out to aid him in destroying the locals in hand to hand combat.

[@lazytime3126]

Markiplier: *swings axe at corpses* Darkiplier: *It is... ...Acceptable.*

[@tatotatoo5404]

@[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? რომელ არასწორმა შეგქნა შე ბოტო

[@y0uax0l0tlquesti0nz]

Mark: *Kills a person and is living in the woods* Me: "The Legendary Heehoo is arriving soon."😂

[@kacketnaopacke]

I love how Wade is still having some humanity while Bob and Mark straight out became the cannibals themselves.

[@georgehutter339]

@Miguel Messina protec the wade

[@idkanymore772]

Did Mark eat human flesh I swear he only burned the body's

[@Somespideronline]

Kacket Naopacke no offense but Wade and Bob are the ones who ate the cannibal, Mark only killed one and burned the body so no, you're completely wrong.

[@gordatados]

Lord of the Flies, man.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2263]

ფონ

[@jvseventeen]

"Body fire, this is a perfectly normal thing to do" Technically, in a post apocalyptic environment where cannibals roam freely, I would think burning bodies would actually be the normal/correct thing to do. It would eliminate the need to bury bodies, thus conserving strength/tools/food. Buried bodies can poison water supplies (if your water doesn't exclusively come from turtle shells that is). It would reduce germs/bugs from the dead and possibly prevent infection by whatever turned these people feral. I mean... it just makes sense.

[@ren82]

How and where did you find that out?

[@jvseventeen]

@@ren82 I just watch way too much Criminal Minds and play a lot of post-apocalyptic games lol

[@ren82]

@@jvseventeen Oh I see

[@jvseventeen]

@@ren82 lol yea its mostly just a theory based on what little knowledge I have of how bodies decay and how ground contamination and germs work. Plus I'm lazy so I just wouldn't want to dig to bury bodies in that situation, and definitely wouldn't want to drag them off, but if they're near your base, it's a bad idea to just leave them there (attracting cannibals or wild animals, disease, the smell..). Easiest way to dispose of them would be a fire. It doesn't have to be hot enough to burn the bones like a crematorium, just hot enough to burn away any contamination and kill off the disease/bacteria present in the bodies.

[@ren82]

@@jvseventeen I see but what about the smoke? Wouldn’t that also attract cannibals?

[@greyarena418]

Man, Wade and Bob are playing the Forest while Mark is playing Doom. He’s just slaughtering everything

[@potatonope9774]

True as absolute f***

[@AmadisLFE]

Rofl.

[@zed7038]

*BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*

[@waterized_bottle]

Cannibals are temporal. But DOOM is Eternal

[@jrcspiderman2003]

ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome

[@syzygy02]

them: "this is supposed to be hard!" *also them probably a few days later* "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM"

[@RandomPerson-ek6xk]

Mark: I have a present. Also Mark: casually carries a dead body

[@_okarawolf_]

If that's a present for him, i don't wanna see what his Christmas looks like-

[@lanawillenbrock8653]

You know, sometimes I worry about Mark's sanity.

[@_okarawolf_]

@@lanawillenbrock8653 i think we all do dear

[@ericjohnson8222]

This series and Raft are so calming to me and I have no idea why. I deal with anxiety on a daily basis and I've rewatched both of these so many times at this point. I just put it on with my headphones and listen while I play relaxing games. It's so weird but it helps.

[@gimme_bread]

I swear my life isn't unique in any way 😭😭😭😭😭

[@beanybushjr.7021]

I like how calm mark is eating a popsicle, while bob is just turning into a cannibal in the game.

[@landomasy5153]

Hey mark, just wanted to say that sanity actually doesn’t do anything. If it goes down past 90%, you can make effigies which make enemies leave you be.

[@sethjackson6797]

Well this is was a live stream so he will sadly never know now 😞

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@FlashDrive356]

@@alisonimlost378 SHUT. UP. BEGGING ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU SUPPORT.

[@alisonimlost378]

@@FlashDrive356 😜

[@prioprioprio]

"I lost the stick of dynamite" is pretty low on my list of things I want to hear my friends say, especially when they're holding a lighter and just threw the dynamite past my head

[@pog6625]

Mark : "Full armor, Deluxos-" Wade : "I.. Have nothing-" Mark : *"This is going great!"*

[@Amokra]

Mark: RiP aNd TaEr Bob: oh look I have bone armor Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn

[@VG02]

With Mark's hair & him screaming, "No Way!" full Keanu form has been achieved.

[@yeemawheaver1387]

U know someone said he look like Chris from Total Drama. His face somehow looks like everyone.

[@mizdevilishis5056]

IKR

[@vicky-g636]

full john wick, with the absolute massacre at 19:58 ish

[@ArinHaag93]

"Is this on hard?" Next episode: Everyone dies and Mark hates water.

[@agh3568]

? A prediction or the truth?

[@shishir2511]

From the Tuesday livestream on twitch (you should get twitch & watch it) it is the truth

[@johnreygarcia4151]

@@agh3568 the truth

[@agh3568]

@@shishir2511 what's the stream called?

[@shuiishfish9618]

@@agh3568 Its on twitch, they call it "Three Peens In A Pod"

[@ethanhunter1567]

Her: Are you wearing protection? Me: *wearing bone shin armor* yes

[@light_rainfall]

I mean, what else could she mean? /j

[@2009LM1O]

Me wearing mutant armor

[@caitlyncarkner5135]

“Close your eyes I got a present!” *slaps human body onto ground giggling*

[@EspeciallyWesley]

@Lwtd15 shut up nobody cares quit begging

[@awhopper3241]

@@EspeciallyWesley ^

[@awhopper3241]

@@EspeciallyWesley dislike all his videos, hit him where it hurts

[@emstink]

@@awhopper3241 don't do that, any engagement is engagement in KZbin's eyes and the algorithm will boost their videos more. Just report and ignore.

[@Casey89_]

I can’t wait till they meet the “other mutants” (evil laugh)

[@Jinx_Cats]

Meat >:)))

[@leosydlik2278]

Alternative Title: Three men lost in the forest, turn into cannibals

[@mls713]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 2 Shut

[@abrfx1491]

Alternative title: 3 men murder native cannibals

[@hatstorm1097]

They aren’t human, they’re mutants.

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@Anonymous-cn9ow]

b o d y f i r e This is a normal thing to do

[@ObliviousNaz]

Mark: "SlingShot is like super op, it only takes 2 hit to kill them" [Proceeds to still use Skull axe]

[@StaticSwordsman]

I like how mark always kills the strongest ones. First the chieftain, then this big dude.

[@floofyproofy9374]

“My survival instincts are challenged at best”-ADEADMAN

[@pikloo4631]

*Mark talking about the stars* Wade: yeah no. I'm tired. Bed time!

[@hriotcthulhu3958]

God damnit wade! We're trying to have a nice talk about stars and you decide to go to sleep!

[@dumbazzearrapemusic5565]

Mark: tomorrow we bring battle to our enemies The video title: WELL THAT DIDNT GO AS PLANED

[@cream8derp503]

So the "story" of these 3 characters is that their plane crashed and they stuck together to survive. They survived whatever Mark, Bob, and Wade go through on this island then, when help didn't come, they built a raft to try to find land which is where they pick up on Raft. Would explain why Mark, Bob, and Wade had to find out the lore of Raft. The characters were away from civilization, away from contacts. So they had no idea what happened while they were lost. Maybe they were gone for years, decades. Would make an interesting story...

[@sergeantbillcipher6631]

It all connects!

[@martinxy1291]

so this is a prequel is what you're telling me

[@fenn_fren]

And then they find dry land, and start re-building, but are constantly attacked by evil farming robots (links up to Scrap Mechanic).

[@kaizalindberg8825]

The story we all deserve!

[@thattbugg9531]

@@fenn_fren or they find dry land but a zombie apocalypse occurred while they were stranded (7 days to die)

[@ThinlyCut90]

Mark is goddamned terrifying just wanging on the dudes like nothing.

[@jackseguin7274]

while chomping on a "popsickle"

[@Cloudy-tt1vn]

The fact that they still haven't seen one of the "larger" enemies or be captured yet is bothering me. I do hope they finish the game!

[@martinxy1291]

I feel like after 17 waves they'll remember Bob has a son and that they probably should go look for him, then some how manage to overcome 5 more only to encounter the boss then try again and speed run it

[@Cloudy-tt1vn]

@@martinxy1291 That sounds about right lol. I don't know how these three do it, but they always seem to win without even knowing what's going on.

[@windflier1684]

They picked a really safe base spot where the enemy rarely comes

[@IWearShoes31]

do you get captured in multiplayer? I thought that was only a singleplayer thing and the larger enemies will be Soon™

[@AnriDarkmoor]

@@windflier1684 Yep so basically we can only hope for sausages or that other "thing" that spawns, don't wanna name it bc spoilers.

[@mcfeddle]

Slings and Slingshots were basically the guns of the ancient times, from effectiveness to how they were used. They predate the Bow and Arrow and, as The Forest displays, are very lethal weapons.

[@tinybox-septiceye2949]

you’re autistic too?

[@the_godbodor7026]

Mark: “These guys are a bunch of chumps” Me: “Explore the caves a bit and unlock the other two enemy types, they’ll be a lot more fun”

[@stormhawkdude]

What about the third type, I think I'm remembering correctly, that can only be found in caves? *children*

[@EthosO76]

@@stormhawkdude they're suxh easy enemies, but damn they're fucked up to look at

[@glitchiboy1463]

Mark: *Guys I got a new present for you for Christmas!* Bob: "I also got you an present!" Mark: *gives a dead body as a gift* Bob and Wade: 👁️👄👁️

[@antberus9958]

‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‌‍‍‍We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you Never, ever desert you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you I'll never, ever desert you

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@antberus9958 bruh

[@lustrouslamb3999]

The natives when the plane crashed: "Why do we hear boss music?"

[@nurinominaka4369]

Lmaoooo

[@iwantmoney3598]

They heard Wade song: "I like bones, bones are good for me, I like bones, give them all to me"

[@dont512]

Don't read my profile picture😊😊

[@CyanDumBell_MC]

*insert doom music*

[@TrueRedditTales.]

"The entire episode is mark eating *popsicles* over and over"

[@imperialbricks154]

I love how in the first minutes of this series they had sleeping nooses