WELL THAT DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED... | The Forest

It's safe to say that we are the undisputed kings of the island in The Forest. Except when we attempt an all-out attack on the enemy...
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted

[@Uskiddle]

Mark: *Throws body on fire* Also Mark: “We really are making this place a home :)”

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@Pyrodragon3993]

Just like the good ol' days cooking with pa!

[@NODnuke45]

You don't have a bonfire fueled by the bodies of your enemies at home?

[@koopaking6148]

It's never home until you kill the neighbors and burn the evidence in your massive furnace...

[@theannilators7479]

Well if he didn't do that then the body would have attracted more cannibals, and then it would be their home not Mark's

[@DoritoBurrito77]

I love how their plane crashed in the woods like 2 days ago and they're already eating other people and wearing their bones

[@Schiz_wizz24]

Its evolution

[@definitelynotmae3117]

LORD OF THE FLIES

[@garlicbread5688]

Mark enters hee-hoo mode as soon as he enters any forest

[@slavknight5925]

Sanity is for the weak anyway

[@leahhyland6194]

Adapt, overcome, and improvise. Second only to look, scan, observe, react, run.

[@nightsedge6182]

Markiplier: *sees cannibals* The cannibals: Why do we hear boss music?

[@Amokra]

Mark: RiP aNd TaEr Bob: oh look I have bone armor Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn

[@pmac_attack_7199]

@@Amokra wtf is that spelling

[@thedescendedangel]

*cocks slingshot with malicious intent*

[@pikawolf2894]

I laughed so hard I almost choked to death on air!!

[@helixsol7171]

@@pmac_attack_7199 It's called meme

[@justdelta2335]

Bob and Wade: * fighting for their lives * Mark: *Throwing cannibals around like pillows and tearing limbs off with ease*

[@kasasagi6180]

Hell yeah brother

[@Darkseidsolosfiction]

He has played doom my friend,those fodders can't do shit to him

[@guardian08527]

(Conan The Barbarian theme kicks in) Mark: (solo's Silver Surfer)

[@Ghost500A]

The DOOM music kicked in

[@WTH13SERIOUSLY]

I love how they built their base in one of the LOWEST danger areas in the entire game seemingly on accident. Seriously the spot they built is notoriously safe. The traps are more danger than the cannibals honestly lol.

[@vandalol1775]

honestly they’re more of a danger to themselves LOL

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

Not only do the have a big cliff behind them wich will prevent enemies from attacking from behind but also have a big river in left and front and have infinite rocks these guys are the luckiest

[@codylikes_fishing1461]

Its a safe place other than the amrsys and Virginias that spawn close to them😂

[@Vlad-mt7hu]

@@codylikes_fishing1461 I can’t wait until that happens.

[@DanielGomez-ge1ln]

Me and my friends built one in a patrol route, we had fights everyday🤣

[@madisonbisbee1235]

This series is just Mark: hunting Bob: (the) builder Wade: being directionally challenged

[@matthewmclaughlin5611]

yeeeeeeees ikr

[@B0rger]

@@altzu dang i just want to say that but u said it first lol

[@darbyd5947]

BOOoOOoOB ThE bUiLdEr

[@chunky_kit-kat1343]

@Lwtd15 lol no

[@awhopper3241]

@@sadheavy9292 ^

[@BronzeTheCat]

Wade: "I was just chasing a rabbit and ended up in Hell twice." *That's basically Bugs Bunny*

[@-Conrad-]

W H A T S U P D O C

[@demonprincess9680]

So it's confirmed, Wade is Elmer Fudd

[@Jarock316]

@@demonprincess9680 Or Yosemite Sam.

[@xixizeratzi86]

Or Alice in wonderland

[@theredlemon9977]

i had a hard time hitting the like button i was lauhing so hard

[@kiWi-zv8vr]

bob and mark: making water skins and killing cannibals wade: wabbit season

[@messyalien5164]

Duck season!

[@roykisner5922]

No its Wabbit season

[@charadreemurr5121]

b e e s c h u r g e r

[@kiWi-zv8vr]

@@charadreemurr5121 c h a r a d r e e m u r r

[@charadreemurr5121]

@@kiWi-zv8vr b e e s c h u r g e r

[@thedemogorgon1375]

The Cannibals: We are going to kill and eat you Mark: *Uno reverse card*

[@polydullmemes3497]

cannibals: K

[@martinxy1291]

*Proceeds to eat them*

[@gael5615]

@[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! By the holy church I send you to hell

[@scrqffy6999]

@[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! what the fuck does that even mean

[@DeliciousHam69]

guys its a bot ffs

[@mateomarmin4740]

I like how Mark's just casually slaying all in his path and just generally being their best warrior

[@Retard350]

The next episode will make you change your mind. Keep an eye on Bob when it comes

[@blaze_unleashed7286]

(and best craftsman)

[@matthewyeldig4608]

So, what class is Wade? Mark's fighter, Bob's barbarian... Waaaaaade's... I don't really know yet.

[@FandomChronicle]

@@matthewyeldig4608 Wade's probably support or range

[@MelloriNoMori]

Nah, Mark strikes me as a double class of Warrior and Bard. Boost charisma and fights with skill.

[@leahsmith1141]

I love how they went from happy log collectors to absolute blood knights wearing their enemies bones in like 3 days

[@renaldohanna565]

What do you mean, they work for Khorne. Blood for the Blood god skulls for the skull throne

[@Unknown_crusader]

Lol yeah

[@krabkrab_]

me in minecraft

[@quitkid8727]

Basically lord of the flies

[@ladymantis]

@@quitkid8727I love this reference. 😂

[@fableshearth2457]

Mark: *carrying a dead cannibal on his back:* Let me tell you about delicious food. The cannibals: could this man be one of our people?

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Yes

[@brodyspears8290]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 ew rainbow

[@michaelagarner1282]

@@brodyspears8290 what?!

[@gabrielacardona3447]

@@brodyspears8290 but, rainbow pretty

[@uh4055]

@@brodyspears8290 yes raimbow pretyy

[@stacia2016]

Picture this: Mark sitting on his bone throne, eyes glued to the fire as he burns the disassembled corpses of his enemies. His body is armored with the bones of their brethren and lizards' scales. In his right hand rests his bloodied club, always eager for another battle. He stretches out the fingers of the hand opposite his weapon, and a small bird gently perches upon them, unaware of the war he wages. For a single moment, he is at peace.

[@sketchy7389]

This is my new favourite book

[@stacia2016]

@@sketchy7389 🤣 thanks

[@nephele8205]

that sounds strangely poetic lmao

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

you missed the line about his ever deadly slingshot at his hip.

[@stacia2016]

@@Deconstruction_Administrator you know what. You right.

[@kinglybuzzard5290]

The cannibals sending in their best warrior: Mark: IM NOT STRANDED HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE STRANDED HERE WITH ME

[@TheTrytix]

Mark: "I'm not trapped in a canyon full of cannibals, you are all trapped in here with ME!"

[@jrcspiderman2003]

ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome

[@jrcspiderman2003]

and then he proceeds to continue beating down other smaller ones

[@3twee353]

Not going to lie... I think Mark is going to be the only cannibal on the island by the end of this series. Everything else will be either dead or will be hunted by him, including Bob and Wade.

[@michellekidd1933]

Mark: “call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me.”

[@dillonhaynes6427]

Bob- "There's so many of them!" Wade- " I need their *BONES* " Proof the immersion of this game is working

[@spencerbaldwin1939]

🥵🥶😵‍💫😅🤸🏿‍♀️

[@GrandGourd]

@@spencerbaldwin1939 what in the emoji fu-

[@illusion9289]

@@GrandGourd I don't know... ...And I'm scared.

[@profiq9952]

time stamp please

[@eminemsdirtysock1611]

@@profiq9952 starts at 17:38

[@beegobzzz2834]

mark basically: "call an ambulance! buT NOT FOR ME!"

[@johnmurphy7108]

@Jacob No...nerd

[@briannajones5184]

Isn't that a bleach reference?

[@hunterwaltz1996]

Mark: “Can I throw this corpse out of the house?” Wade: “Which one?”

[@silvergamer7250]

Mark starts the forest Captain sauce: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@lyn_jae]

Imagine walking in the woods and hearing that from inside a cluster of trees ಥ∀ಥ

[@maddkidd]

wait i just realized i took ur comment im sorry-

[@LuisMartinez-ub6nz]

Your pfp matches your comment

[@diablogaming6218]

To be continued....

[@extremelyboredtatsumaki.495]

*This time, on The Forest: Mark kills a man with a rock, Bob offers a human skull as breakfast and Wade is also there.*

[@rat8028]

*"and wade is also there"*

[@JinxedEcho444]

Wade is there BUT WHERES SEASON 92? I WANT MORE OF THE WADE ARC

[@sinisterwall9714]

Great reference.

[@Kekedekes]

Watching Wade’s point of view is like a whole different game 😆

[@danielf.285]

i read that in jeremy clarksons voice when when he narrates the start of top gear

[@trinitypagan2132]

Nobody: Mark every episode of the series: Ｍｅｌｏｎ Ｂａｒ

[@corbynryland]

MELON BAR GO BRRRRTTTT

[@noelminor3599]

Bob and wade: *in an intense battle with many cannibals* Mark: *sprinting away with a dead body screaming about bones*

[@Amokra]

actually he is running off with his new girlfriend to take her to hang out at the campfire O.o

[@yphoenix5957]

The Chiefton simply one-shots you on hard mode, yet Mark literally pulled a David vs. Goliath move with two slingshots lmao

[@supermellow1x265]

"He didn't even fuck around, he just found out" - a meme

[@cloverateuwu3302]

Mark kited thatt chiefton so good

[@gmp4483]

@@dont512 please perish

[@jaeh2070]

@@dont512 not gonna lie I kinda like how you led me across the world to subscribe.

[@meandcharadreemurr7121]

@@dont512 the way you led me all around the world was actually pretty fun

[@Franz0818]

Cannibals: *”flanks on mark”* Mark: *”Dark soul bosses theme intensifies”*

[@gingermcgingin1733]

@Miguel Messina Well he *is* King of the Squirrels, & squirrels live in forests, so he's reconquering this island for his people.

[@dont512]

Don't read my profile picture😊😊

[@reej1640]

Don't worry it's too small & I'm blind

[@tatotatoo5404]

@@dont512 no clout 4 u

[@knightmarespawn2690]

Insert Vordt of the Boreal Valley theme.

[@lullabyjacki468]

I expect 'The Forest' album out soon then. Featuring such classics as 'The Bone Song' and 'Normal Things to do'

[@lynnalucifera9387]

And of course, Jimmy Big Bones

[@marionbaggins]

When will the Album be released?!!!

[@kiwivskiwi3636]

Real Lemon Demon hours

[@spooksboh6251]

@@kiwivskiwi3636 my god this comment annihilated me

[@punkrockboy860]

That will be a best selling album of the year tbh

[@kaitlyndoucet2151]

Wade out of context: “I *need* to kill something” “I’m having a horrible time out here.” “I can’t kill anything!” *sob*

[@rlharveson]

Wade: "IT'S AN AMBUSH, A BAD ONE!" Mark: "Define a good one." Me: *"Happy birthday-"*

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

*hApPy BiRtHdAy!*

[@sammiej.5526]

That's what I thought too lol

[@Blue-xw4sm]

I read this as it happened in the video.

[@messyalien5164]

Literally and figuratively.

[@koukoyo]

_HaPpY bIrThDaY_

[@Aquitanic]

"I was chasing a rabbit and ended up in hell twice." That's a new sentence right there.

[@kbyebleha2978]

Eh Alice did it first

[@arlettfoxwell]

@@kbyebleha2978 😂😂😂

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

That's almost the actual plot of DooM 2.

[@ham1794]

@@Deconstruction_Administrator "Then a demon killed my rabbit and i ended up in hell thrice."

[@retrowave762]

Sounds like Doomguy

[@ana_banana8748]

Mark is on his third melon bar, Amy will realize putting it in his recording room freezer was a mistake when she sees they’re all gone by the end of the day 😭

[@PhoenixBorealis]

This is some real Lord of the Flies shit, this is.

[@Jinx_Cats]

Is you sister named aurora…. Borealis

[@airplanenut89]

Chieftain one shots wade. Markiplier: "Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

[@bishopbrink7149]

It was

[@steviemaster]

wade and bob: "omg this dude is BIG" wade: *gets downed to him* Mark: *completely demolishes that dude* also Mark: "hey i wanna keep him as a souvenir is that okay guys?" The biggest threat in those woods is mark. Gees

[@airplanenut89]

@@steviemaster It's always funny when Mark looks like the biggest fool in the bunch, then just goes full beast mode.

[@steviemaster]

@@airplanenut89 ohhhhh indeed it is he's just hiding his true power with that "haha mark go brr" facade but both are equally nice to look at! :D

[@rhawkas2637]

@@airplanenut89 Bad guys see Mark and go "Pfft. He's no threat. Save that idiot for last." And then it all goes terribly wrong for them. XD

[@suckondeeznutskaeya]

Wade: "Oh they're afraid of this river, they do not wanna cross it" *Says the man who drowned last episode*

[@ACHILLES8887]

Wade is, after all, the drowning man.

[@Wildy333]

He probably should've waded.

[@silverspectre69]

@@Wildy333 good one.

[@uh4055]

@@Wildy333 lmao

[@Capri893]

he drowned in a tiny puddle

[@hannahpicka]

"I'm gonna get a POPSICKLE you think about what's wrong with you" *LIXIAN REMEMBERS THAT*

[@blumpet6250]

"What is wrong with you??" *Mark asks right after dismembering someone*

[@H1PP1E88]

*"LEG BONES ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE"* *"WHILE BOB NIBBLES AT THE TOES"* this song will be available on spotify, as well as "the bone song" and "body fire."

[@itachi112059]

Hellish carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like cannibals

[@imbles2112]

LMAO

[@itachi112059]

Everybody knows a leg served with some mistletoe Help to make the forest bright Tiny tots takin from the plane Will find it hard to sleep tonight

[@duderslady420]

LMAO

[@itachi112059]

They know that Mark on his way He's loaded lots of rocks and bones on his sleigh And every cannibal is gonna spy To see if mark and frainds are gonna die

[@mehrlolepoot6791]

“Woah, you get a lot of bones when cooking an entire human” -Bob (2020)

[@suijin1234567890]

206, to be exact.

[@thors03]

it was a hell of a year... 💀

[@ChronoIsThere]

bruh moment

[@genericname2747]

I cooked a human and all I got was a life sentence.

[@Traumachu]

Said it in the vid as I read this lol

[@brambi455]

Mark’s inner heehoo comes out to aid him in destroying the locals in hand to hand combat.

[@StillEldritch]

18:12 Mark coming into the battle like "The slayer has entered the facility."

[@meestersoupcan]

I love how anytime mark has all of their headshots in a thumbnail, he looks like he just stubbed his toe, bob saw a giant spider on his ceiling, and wade wants to take you out on a steak dinner, but is socially awkward about it.

[@urboi6629]

Bruh so true lol

[@Adharc0077]

Beautiful

[@krisdoesart9643]

And also Wade's photo is years old cause he still has hair

[@breannarcher4483]

I just checked and I cant unseen it now

[@fanaticfandom2033]

That is so...oddly specific, yet it fits perfectly. How the fuck........?

[@amanda3403]

*kills a dude* Mark: “here’s a gift”

[@hildcit]

Amanda he’s like a cat, but instead of dead birds and mice, he drops people

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What kind of button won't unbutton? A: A bellybutton

[@amanda3403]

@@hildcit ahaha yesss

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@mastergamerboi3780]

Which one is the original there's 2

[@pog6625]

Mark : "Full armor, Deluxos-" Wade : "I.. Have nothing-" Mark : *"This is going great!"*

[@Amokra]

Mark: RiP aNd TaEr Bob: oh look I have bone armor Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn

[@jvseventeen]

"Body fire, this is a perfectly normal thing to do" Technically, in a post apocalyptic environment where cannibals roam freely, I would think burning bodies would actually be the normal/correct thing to do. It would eliminate the need to bury bodies, thus conserving strength/tools/food. Buried bodies can poison water supplies (if your water doesn't exclusively come from turtle shells that is). It would reduce germs/bugs from the dead and possibly prevent infection by whatever turned these people feral. I mean... it just makes sense.

[@ren82]

How and where did you find that out?

[@jvseventeen]

@@ren82 I just watch way too much Criminal Minds and play a lot of post-apocalyptic games lol

[@ren82]

@@jvseventeen Oh I see

[@jvseventeen]

@@ren82 lol yea its mostly just a theory based on what little knowledge I have of how bodies decay and how ground contamination and germs work. Plus I'm lazy so I just wouldn't want to dig to bury bodies in that situation, and definitely wouldn't want to drag them off, but if they're near your base, it's a bad idea to just leave them there (attracting cannibals or wild animals, disease, the smell..). Easiest way to dispose of them would be a fire. It doesn't have to be hot enough to burn the bones like a crematorium, just hot enough to burn away any contamination and kill off the disease/bacteria present in the bodies.

[@ren82]

@@jvseventeen I see but what about the smoke? Wouldn’t that also attract cannibals?

[@joeligma8260]

"What about the cave?" "We'll get it next time" 'Last online 6 years ago'

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@niknakeatpie]

@@alisonimlost378 how bout no

[@AcelJean]

They just made another one on twitch. You can't make this stupid joke.

[@SleepyOcto]

@@AcelJean He totally can make that joke, mark has a long fucking history of just up and abandoning playthroughs especially with other people.

[@din0charlie799]

He did the same thing with raft

[@MoonFaerie19]

Bob and Wade: *we got one :D* Mark: **absolutely obliterating 4 at a time**

[@jrcspiderman2003]

😂🤣😂

[@martinxy1291]

I think we can safely say Marks the brawler, Bob is the builder and Wades living bait

[@tiredtracie3371]

@@martinxy1291 Bob the builder-

[@tiredtracie3371]

Also I think Wade had the infos too

[@Dotal_]

He's just built different/wobba wobba -love Wobba Wobba

[@SilverWitch971]

Mark: “I’m gonna go hunt some more cannibals” Me: uhhhh Mark?? Technically Bob is one now too

[@pricefieldlover]

mark: defeats the hardest herd member also mark: takes more damage against a weaker herd member 19:40

[@gabryelsearcy6164]

Cannibal: *goes in water* Everyone who plays the forest: wait. that’s illegal

[@lumine4132]

Same with skyrim

[@gabrielseth9851]

@@lumine4132 In skyrim they go in the water. The problem is them leaving it

[@_feint_8632]

but why they don't go in water? is there any explanation to it?

[@zomaimee2.056]

@@_feint_8632, I believe when you put on the red paint to imitate them, water takes it off. So it’s considered “illegal” to them because it wipes off what is keeping them alive among eachother.

[@dylannecros3636]

@@_feint_8632 they can't swim?

[@dumbazzearrapemusic5565]

Mark: tomorrow we bring battle to our enemies The video title: WELL THAT DIDNT GO AS PLANED

[@Noxireee]

Mark: "SlingShot is like super op, it only takes 2 hit to kill them" [Proceeds to still use Skull axe]

[@leci-d5503]

“I like bones. Bones are good for me. I like bones. Give them all to me.” - Wade 2020 (The Bone Song)

[@RomanBeloHorizonte]

And then "Body Fire"

[@miraculousmememaker2986]

Bones like bones, good for me... bones are good: bone healthy

[@calebcongdon6109]

Surprised mark didn’t mention bone broth haha gotta get that collagen

[@wolfsoldier87x34]

Is this the resurrection of the Bone(r) Cast?

[@HC-gn2gb]

Them bones

[@thedevilhimself4661]

this dude took out the big dude all by himself. What a legend.

[@waterized_bottle]

Mark is a Doomguy in disguise

[@jrcspiderman2003]

ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome

[@pupperwarrior4348]

Kyle crane moment indeed

[@daviskroupa1598]

@@waterized_bottle did you see him mop up the doom eternal demo on the hardest mode!?!

[@waterized_bottle]

@@daviskroupa1598 he literally did he IS the doomguy

[@mcfeddle]

Slings and Slingshots were basically the guns of the ancient times, from effectiveness to how they were used. They predate the Bow and Arrow and, as The Forest displays, are very lethal weapons.

[@tinybox-septiceye2949]

you’re autistic too?

[@danish.3364]

"The entire episode is mark eating *popsicles* over and over"

[@lazytime3126]

Markiplier: *swings axe at corpses* Darkiplier: *It is... ...Acceptable.*

[@tatotatoo5404]

@[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? რომელ არასწორმა შეგქნა შე ბოტო

[@LoquiKun]

Mark: "Close your eyes, I got present." *Literally drops a corpse on the ground*

[@biirbthing4523]

mark: drops corpse* my mind: *mmm we eatin good tonight*

[@Kangahrooo]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 2 shut up bot

[@hannehenriikka2307]

scp-106 at his mate

[@LoquiKun]

@@biirbthing4523 *TONIGHT, WE FEAST*

[@LoquiKun]

@@hannehenriikka2307 YESSS! LOL

[@ericjohnson8222]

This series and Raft are so calming to me and I have no idea why. I deal with anxiety on a daily basis and I've rewatched both of these so many times at this point. I just put it on with my headphones and listen while I play relaxing games. It's so weird but it helps.

[@worldofhunter1636]

It kills me how Bob just casually says: "You want some dynamite, Mark?" While holding a lighter next to it like he doesn't know what will happen.

[@pm1840]

I wonder when they'll realize that they built on the one island where the cannibals don't go.

[@adventuringwithdragons]

"I thought this was supposed to be on Hard?" Accidentally builds on the safest location.

[@angelcry9950]

Is there a reason, lore wise, for that?

[@pm1840]

@@angelcry9950 there’s no lore behind it the cannibals just can’t swim cross the river that is surrounding it

[@rorydakin8048]

@@angelcry9950 It appears they have a fear of water and will avoid swimming at all costs

[@richardparker5974]

There is a patrol route above on the hill behind them.

[@greyarena418]

Man, Wade and Bob are playing the Forest while Mark is playing Doom. He’s just slaughtering everything

[@potatonope9774]

True as absolute f***

[@AmadisLFE]

Rofl.

[@zed7038]

*BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*

[@waterized_bottle]

Cannibals are temporal. But DOOM is Eternal

[@jrcspiderman2003]

ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome

[@sunfish9341]

13:00 "I... have nothing-" "This is going great"

[@paigebormann4617]

They had just finished singing the bone song and an ad popped up saying "do you hate bones"

[@mildlymarvelous]

What even is the context for this ad??? Boneless wings?

[@ImpurityFalls]

@@mildlymarvelous I sure as hell hope so, either that or wade is on the hunt...

[@khaosB47]

The bone haters have launched their propaganda campaign

[@lynn2691]

my brain automatically hears “previously on.. RAFT”

[@natalielaxsonlilley9703]

Ya

[@symphonysaphire7948]

Same! I go to mouth it as well

[@floofyproofy9374]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 2 shhhhh

[@extromaze2055]

SO TRUE LMAO GLAD TO HEAR IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@Frost_ILY]

same here

[@D3LTA48]

Jingles this Episode: 16:27 Wade's "The Bone Song!" 20:35 Bob's "This is Normal"

[@anujayabandu572]

oh my god so many good hits!

[@DaRealChonkemonke]

From watching their little riverbank war, I can confirm: MARK IS AN ABSOLUTE UNIT.

[@DoughtFull]

Mark:"Define a good Ambush" Me:"Birthday Partys"

[@pogdogb394]

Just incase people want to listen to the bopping jingles again 16:29 “The Bone Song” 20:40 “Body Fire”

[@rhunter42dragon]

Body Fire absolutely killed me!🤣🤣🤣

[@mayochupenjoyer]

the bone song is a total bop

[@Mr_Itchy]

I love body fire

[@ubutbetter4635]

Thank you my man,you saved me

[@Hergos_]

well thank you ;)

[@darwinrodriguez5485]

The Unus Annus Training Camp is really paying off for Mark XD

[@tiredtracie3371]

Ikr

[@MrFujin]

Whats a Unus Annus?

[@TheHolyBoink]

@@MrFujin You wouldn't get it.

[@NamesBondHavingStronk]

@@MrFujin You wouldn't get it.

[@ghostlyfae8721]

@@MrFujin Oh.. You poor soul.. It's too late ( U n U )

[@dulizardglasses3170]

Bob and Wade: oh god we got to get out of here Mark: my club yearns for blood. When it calls, I answer.

[@shannyn7404]

20:40 don't mind me, just making it easier to find this when it gets stuck in my head.

[@RandomFnafMemes]

"Body fire! This is a normal thing to do!" 💀

[@fjordsimpson725]

The most iconic character in this series is the severed leg in marks inventory that he completely ignored all game

[@polydullmemes3497]

you are absolutely correct

[@fryle_0]

aight i think the bots gone

[@RayMak]

I thought he was gonna proceed to skin the sling shot corpse. But BBQ is next level.

[@sols_cb]

Why are you in every comment section

[@sols_cb]

@Irongolemkiller what do you mean

[@galzladymisery4954]

@@sols_cb I was wondering the same.

[@ethangarner05]

@@sols_cb I think he is saying if you copied the video you would get a fine and go to jail, or sumthin.

[@obironpierogi4302]

you are just literally everywhere i go and from what i've heard everywhere everybody else goes aswell

[@funnyname6169]

I like how the “previously on the forest” was literally just wade dying

[@descendingbear6298]

You've been here like a week now, and you've already resorted to cannibalism and started wearing the skulls of your enemies.

[@Amokra]

Mark: RiP aNd TaEr Bob: oh look I have bone armor Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn

[@gobblefunkfrothbungler8948]

" this case is filled with potential" Case: * instantly changes to kinetic*

[@huntyrkitzman3895]

omfg lmao

[@dmrjr132]

That was amazing. Keep up the good work Mr. FrothBungler

[@olivervanraemdonck3339]

Haha pysics jhoke

[@pearlmoon3057]

You are a god

[@BLAM5980]

Nice

[@PetriBass]

Me: "Mom, can we have the Disclaimer song?" Mom: "We have The Disclaimer Song at home." The Disclaimer Song at home: 16:28

[@ignacioforero3551]

Comedy

[@fengmainbigbrain2291]

iz a good song tho

[@PetriBass]

@@fengmainbigbrain2291 I prefer The Body Fire Song (A Perfectly Normal Thing To Do)

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

@@PetriBass song is lit 🔥

[@sleepykitty8918]

🎶 Hey there don't try this at home. 🎶

[@xXNot_FishXx]

11:50 Them:"you put this on hard right, cause not hard" Me: Wait Till Armsy.... Wait for Armsy

[@blackfang-ms5rq]

2:57 “explosion in the distance” FOUND IT!

[@DeadEye622]

Imagine going on a camping trip and you see three guys with skulls, eating roasted human, and asking each other where the dynamite went.

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@slayerofmortallychallenged2470]

@@alisonimlost378 NO ONE CARES

[@ann_chove]

@@slayerofmortallychallenged2470 I mean, I'm curious. Who the hell makes a "Chicken Thighs" song?

[@angie_slendergirl]

Underrated comment

[@shadowstorm7548]

@@ann_chove LMAO that's so weird. Girl's thigh are okay but WHAT THE FCK IS CHICKEN'S THIGH

[@ArinHaag93]

"Is this on hard?" Next episode: Everyone dies and Mark hates water.

[@agh3568]

? A prediction or the truth?

[@shishir2511]

From the Tuesday livestream on twitch (you should get twitch & watch it) it is the truth

[@johnreygarcia4151]

@@agh3568 the truth

[@agh3568]

@@shishir2511 what's the stream called?

[@shuiishfish9618]

@@agh3568 Its on twitch, they call it "Three Peens In A Pod"

[@earlysteven123]

2:22 *Mark slowly goes insane while chopping and hacking at a body repeatedly*

[@AlphanaII517]

6:39 "Scrumptious my dude" that sent me

[@lustrouslamb3999]

The natives when the plane crashed: "Why do we hear boss music?"

[@nurinominaka4369]

Lmaoooo

[@iwantmoney3598]

They heard Wade song: "I like bones, bones are good for me, I like bones, give them all to me"

[@dont512]

Don't read my profile picture😊😊

[@CyanDumBell_MC]

*insert doom music*

[@LexitaMai]

*Wade:* _Is being ambushed and begging for Mark's slingshot_ *Mark:* _Uses all of his rocks trying to kill a lizard_

[@mostlyknowasmka9729]

Fook man, I don't know what a melon bar is but I want one so bad now.

[@sabrinalawson689]

They’re pretty much crack

[@watzen8088]

16:35 an ad for boneless wings at Buffalo Wild Wings pops up, how ironic lol

[@JustSoulHere]

THEY TOOK THE BONES

[@isaacpardue8323]

Same

[@carmengamon2752]

Goliath after he gets hit: "SLINGSHOT IS DEATH."

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

BAHAHA Y E S S

[@_af_2821]

SLINGSHOT IS MONSTER SLINGSHOT IS DEATH SLINGSHOT IS GOD

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@_af_2821 SHINIKAMI!

[@redbind7025]

So who is gonna tell em that they can cut logs into sticks

[@immortalsuislide5511]

You are. Congratulations!

[@justinkaminski5485]

Wait you can do that? How?

[@user-um7zg5sh8u]

shhh

[@shthappens6297]

Mark: What should I do with the corpse? Bob: Which one?

[@Snailsenpaii]

Can we all appreciate how perfectly timed Wade's "ahh" was with that rabbit dying on 22:38

[@8.E.T.8]

I think that was a sound lixian added in

[@JeweledLove]

Bob: "This is perfect, brilliant even" Mark, in a high-pitched voice: _Brilliant_

[@claranadine1086]

That part killed me 😂💀

[@waterized_bottle]

@@stender2626 all he do was just burning the bodies tho I think it's either Wade or Bob are cannibal

[@itsmetyphoon9998]

Big boy - one shots wade. Mark - so anyway, I started swinging.

[@bomes2084]

it got wade cause he was running away. mark didn’t make the same mistake.

[@somebodyfamiliar6476]

@@bomes2084 Give me some of your b o n e s. I need to make a shin guard.

[@bomes2084]

@@somebodyfamiliar6476 understandable

[@Serial_Designation_Cryo]

and the sling sgot

[@shadow_freddy5973]

24:43 mark: lets just lick our wounds and take these bones back to base camera: *ZOOMS IN* the viewer's: our lord and savior the cannibals': surprise attack also the cannibals': REATREAT ITS THE BONE GODS

[@echo5744]

20:48 Mark and them:*stabbing the ground with sticks* Cannibals walking through the forest:*👁👄👁*

[@leosydlik2278]

Alternative Title: Three men lost in the forest, turn into cannibals

[@mls713]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 2 Shut

[@abrfx1491]

Alternative title: 3 men murder native cannibals

[@hatstorm1097]

They aren’t human, they’re mutants.

[@alisonimlost378]

hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

[@Anonymous-cn9ow]

b o d y f i r e This is a normal thing to do

[@fairyhaven13]

Mark saying he wants their bones is giving me violent flashbacks of him running around the forest screaming, "GIVE ME YOUR TEETH!!!"

[@LikePhoenixFromAshes]

Ugh, sheer memory of that gives me goosebumps... Imagine bad guy from silly horror movies running around and screaming at the top of his lungs: "WHERE IS THE BLACKSMITH?? GIVE ME YOUR TEETH!!!" Oh momma, I'd shit my intestines out... 😱

[@kalysian]

That's such a terrifying thing to threaten people with, like if someone says 'I'MA MURDER YOU' ya sure it's kinda scary, but if someone yells "GIMME YOUR TEETH!" while they're coming at you?? Aw hELL no.

[@blitzfix1918]

These series remind me of the good old youtube where youtubers were doing it for fun and not a living

[@pimzaeVT]

I love how comfortable mark has become, just munching on snacks while recording videos lol

[@RandomPerson-ek6xk]

Mark: I have a present. Also Mark: casually carries a dead body

[@_okarawolf_]

If that's a present for him, i don't wanna see what his Christmas looks like-

[@lanawillenbrock8653]

You know, sometimes I worry about Mark's sanity.

[@_okarawolf_]

@@lanawillenbrock8653 i think we all do dear

[@Shuinon]

Bob: *bonding with the cannibals* Mark: *shoots them with a slingshot*

[@Amokra]

Wade: be very quiet I'm hunting wabbits .... oh crap their here rrruuuunnn

[@danielfrod]

Bob: “Body Fire, this is a normal thing to do!”

[@jokersgame1380]

2:00 that was the moment Mark knew Bob wanted him dead

[@caitlyncarkner5135]

“Close your eyes I got a present!” *slaps human body onto ground giggling*

[@kibbles3242]

@Lwtd15 shut up nobody cares quit begging

[@awhopper3241]

@@kibbles3242 ^

[@awhopper3241]

@@kibbles3242 dislike all his videos, hit him where it hurts

[@emstink]

@@awhopper3241 don't do that, any engagement is engagement in KZbin's eyes and the algorithm will boost their videos more. Just report and ignore.