We Ranked The Survivability Of Fictional Worlds | Chuckle Sandwich

[@bautistabarabino5821]

Dude the real world is hard already,I'll take the Garfield world over this one and be a fat orange cat.

[@otisagnew]

Word up

[@Thomas_Angelo]

The fat part had to be mentioned huh.

[@UndeadZao]

Just eating lasagna and watching tv would go hard

[@salesm4ne]

Fuck mondays

[@demonicrgc]

@@Thomas_Angelo this is garfield's alt

[@vev9base]

Guys thanks for having me this episode, too bad you didn’t let me speak

[@agenderjeremy]

OMG VEV9BASE COMMENTED AND THERES ONLY 4 LIKES????

[@Vaultpride]

Eh you were ok in this one

[@TheanimationWorkstation]

tbh the parts with you in were pretty good, we need to see more

[@MisterSlimee]

shoutout to those ogs who remember vev9base. This is such a throwback

[@leakdeo]

i cant believe vev9base finally got on the podcast, ive been waiting since the start

[@hhaei]

thanks for having me on, seems like there was an editing mistake where my camera and audio arent present in the episode. im willing to forgive it this time

[@demonicrgc]

woah its the man himself!

[@tresfreaker]

"Nobody dies in shrek" The giant gingerbread man GAVE HIS LIFE! Also lord farquaad was eaten.

[@islandsicedtea]

also real ones know about Mama Bear 💔 RIP queen 🪦🕊️

[@birdexmachina9965]

The fairy godmother too. and puss died 8 times

[@lilithsmart8950]

And Farquaad's ghost was incarcerated.

[@gurrtug9213]

Yeah but it was funny

[@MeanBeanComedy]

​@@islandsicedteaRip! Never spaghetti!

[@lemmehxthat]

Clearly Ted doesn't know the audience at all. We're half laying down in our beds with our right hand pinky finger supporting the phone. Not on a dingy friggin couch

[@forbes_watson126]

im in da bath

[@rusty-button]

i was on the toilet but then moved to my dinky old couch

[@aurelien5747]

I’m in the metro laying down with my left hand pinky supporting my phone

[@mgarcia3138]

are you in my walls or something

[@soupercereal]

@@aurelien5747laying on the metro is crazy dawg 😭

[@Highilya]

Tucker starts talking at 2:34

[@station0201]

You are doing the lord's work.

[@Highilya]

@@station0201 I am the lord

[@jacksonedwards9803]

thank you

[@Chinesetakeout382]

Well I don’t really care about that because he isn’t an abomination like Ahpanda

[@chowmalaysia3385]

Best 2min 33 pod ever!

[@jaydennelson9440]

I'm sorry, TED NIVISON telling US to get a new couch????

[@MeFrankHorriganthatswho]

Wierd how Schlatt states that he no longer looks at prices and then three minutes later then says the price if his $2 black shirt. It’s almost like he is LYING.

[@drsherifff]

I expect nothing less from "Schlonks"

[@juandemarko8348]

Naw he's just a dumbass

[@tonycarter6424]

He just didn’t want to say that it’s a $20 knife

[@lpc9929]

I eat candle. I am infertile from eat candle. The

[@richardparsley2538]

Lmao We meet again

[@richardparsley2538]

The

[@imwantedbyinterpol]

The

[@petasum444]

@@richardparsley2538 look at his community tab

[@voktorka]

The

[@violetc9540]

"Apandah" does not speak in this video...

[@nacarotdino2839]

Thanks for letting us know this isn't worth watching

[@petasum444]

thank god

[@theray4002]

☝️ the duality of man

[@lospereye]

Thank goodness

[@duckified.]

phew, i was scared for a minute!

[@duckified.]

i love schlatt's constant misuse of the word "bludgeon"

[@Monori198]

I bludgeoned this comment

[@patrickkavanaugh8482]

I bludgeoned all over after reading this comment

[@Wilzies]

"Shart" starts speaking at 0:01

[@moisture4334]

Thank you

[@coSocks]

Have you ever been funny

[@deadsparksgamingchannel]

@@coSocks ok aphantasia boy

[@chandlereaves6573]

😅

[@kumaka6057]

@@Wilzies you fumbled it with this one

[@SUNsewer]

I know it’s a sensitive topic to speak on but recently i’ve made a tribute to slimecicle on my channel. Even though it’s been so long since his passing, a simple skiing incident back in 2027, I can’t help but feel like he’s still with us sometimes. He was only 5. I can even hear him on this podcast sometimes in the background. sometimes even when i’m alone. i pray he thrives in the underworld ❤️ fly high sweet prince 🕊️

[@moss_7738]

He got better 👍

[@MikeRodruiges]

Guys not right now, delete the vid and re-upload in like 17 minutes.

[@Krimxon_]

I agree

[@Lezm]

You can say that again

[@Memu_]

This joke has been made under every episode

[@Wyatt-ub6hn]

So annoying

[@vkeilover9000]

@@Wyatt-ub6hndamn bro u the party police

[@Tredecim1331]

I liked our little talk Ted. It felt like you really knew me.

[@falconfire29]

18:45 I can't believe Tucker MANSPLAINED Minecraft to us

[@pr3ciousdoe]

BAHAHAHHA

[@matthewotterness8648]

Schlatt the type of guy to have a Mystery Mouseketool

[@Toefungus1101]

so true

[@Toefungus1101]

dora's backpack on hand fr

[@FizzyIzzy33]

It’s so on brand that they have to make a rule that Schlatt can’t kill himself for every scenario.

[@nynvib276]

24:54 What schlatt doesn't realize is if it's multiplayer it's going to end up like an anarchy server very quickly.

[@calmiken]

imagine how much you could troll your friends if they died for real

[@lcarrillo76]

Wow can’t believe I finished the video in only 19 seconds. Can’t believe all those words Ted and Schlatt said but Tucker carried once again 🤝

[@Krimxon_]

Same

[@Goober7089]

We all know just how survivable October 23, 2025 is

[@Someone08-18]

Can't believe that "event" happened almost 5 years ago.

[@sugarpop7961]

@@Someone08-18 this is a reference to the t-shirt video

[@kornelia8183]

Dude do you comment this on every video?? 😭😭

[@Goober7089]

@@kornelia8183I try

[@timothymattnew]

Hold on, isn't this tomorrow? 😧

[@caris_matlc]

10:37 both schlatt and tucker asking ted for permission to leave and do something is crazy

[@caterwak]

cause they don't wanna die.

[@amberhernandez]

The following monologue is further evidence that "Jthony Schlatano" and "Apandah" are figments of "Ted Nivison"'s imagination that he can manifest for camera presence.

[@Undeadstreaks]

not even five minutes in and "shlagg" breaks down crying

[@vizzy61]

i haven't watched dune yet so i'm glad that ted said spoilers for it that was cool i'm glad he has a little sensor in his mind that detects which series i haven't seen so he can spoil one every episode that's such a cool chuckle sandwich feature

[@CalebSussy]

This is fucking unreadable holy shit

[@vizzy61]

get boned

[@nathanlopp5549]

Ted being alone with his thoughts and not knowing what to do demonstrates his complete inability to demonstrate human behavior. We are starting to the Skinwalker side of him more and more

[@isleofdead1337]

44:41 BEYOND BASED, Schlatt just going straight to that made me incredibly happy

[@iicybrii4883]

IM CRYING RN BECAUSE I WAS LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE ON AMAZON AND I KEPT GETTING THE SAME MINTMOBILE AD EVERY GODDAMN FIVE MINUTES

[@Pisburger]

I will pray for you 🙏

[@Jeepster777]

So did you get it?

[@iicybrii4883]

@@Jeepster777 NO 😫

[@KINGTULIP777]

Even on KZbin it was like that

[@Angellance7]

"Reach is like 9/11" ~Tucker Man, I adore when the boys bring out their whole gamer side, hearing Schlatt speak about the dayz experience and Ted bringing out the Halo knowledge is so great 👍

[@AlexandraFarrow]

why must this drop as my ac dies for a second time. can I not simply enjoy life’s simple treasures of the chuckles?

[@OsirusHandle]

have you considered moving to northern canada

[@taylormazur9453]

Would you rather have unlimited chuckle sandwich and no ac or AC … unlimited ac… but no ac?

[@ShroofusSproutsire]

Its insane that Mad Max gets brought up and ted never brings up building ramps

[@gr4ce..]

11:33 i am in fact, watching this while on a bench.

[@TraceyWacey]

I love that the longest segment was the Minecraft one and basically the whole time they were talking about the Jenny mod

[@andrewcabrera505]

Ted, I live right by the thing and grew up with those strange billboards. When I saw you visited there, I freaked out and bragged to everyone in town. Your shirt brings me so much joy.

[@islandsicedtea]

you didnt capitalize the Thing and i was so confused until i looked at his shirt lmao

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

I think in the world of Mad Max Schlatt would be a blackthumb pretty easily fixing cars and suping them up. Tucker would be some sort of Raider Chief like Lord Humongous or Scaborus Scrotus but Ted isnt making it through a day.

[@EthanRoseKuntz]

The fact that Schlatt has no concept of any lore in any of these worlds but he knows all the lyrics to Butcher Pete killed me.

[@bipbipboopboop]

They really chuckled this time

[@lemmehxthat]

They got so hecking sandwich too

[@theomelon1818]

Moral agency is an individual's ability to make moral choices based on some notion of right and wrong and to be held accountable for these actions. A moral agent is "a being who is capable of acting with reference to right and wrong."

[@casualtim]

1:10:09 Tucker's toad impression is spot on

[@rickyckl]

So this is basically just the isekai episode of chuckle sandwich where schlatt is fighting his burning desire to kill himself because he doesn't want to be there while ted is just yapping about the lore of the world he's been sent to

[@bcillus]

this is the most ive heard of "soggy biscuit" in my life (so far) and its all because of schlatt. schlatt singlehandedly brings up my "heard of soggy biscuit" stat in the millions

[@Zxian61]

Apandah starts speaking at 0:01

[@vesperious]

oh fuck not again

[@catnappernellie1211]

Big if true

[@--mynamejeff--]

this man saying get a couch when his got a truck with a DAMN CRATER in IT!! miss me with that shid ted CMON!!

[@elyzzayt]

Start watching horror movies boys, because I’d like a Halloween episode where you rank horror villains/universes you’d survive

[@gong256]

They need an episode where they rate what horror characters they think they could defeat.

[@islandsicedtea]

Ted’s next video: “I watched every horror movie 😰”

[@The-official-grindel]

Wow, I was just thinking to myself about how it’s been months since you guy’s last upload! What a coincidence! I’m busy right now though

[@SmashingGoodProducer]

He’s been 6 days

[@aprilruledearth]

@@SmashingGoodProducer close enough

[@SmashingGoodProducer]

@@aprilruledearth true true

[@ved95]

Scatt and Fed vs The Rumbling

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while exploring the depths!

[@ookomboo3334]

Thank you guys for posting this. Recovering from wisdom teeth removal has been more tolerable with a few genuine chuckles

[@curtomatic]

I love when Schlatt & Ted chuckled all over the place on this episode

[@ree1425]

been goosin for a chuckle and now i shall jubb

[@NerdRaps_]

I like how Tucker thought schlatt was 20 with him being an alcoholic

[@islandsicedtea]

you dont think 20 yo’s can be alcoholics? thats funny

[@NerdRaps_]

@@islandsicedtea schlatt would be a little stupid to drink on camera and be 20

[@Manthemanisman]

its okay ted, i did the same thing once in an apartment balcony, i let the gas sit running for a little too long and when i came out to light the grill, a massive flame burst in my face for just a quick second and i wound up burning off the tips of all the hairs on the frontal portion of my face, eyebrows, mustace and top of head included, it was a great feeling burst of heat but it looked like i came out of a cartoon explosion after the fact

[@Quadrapus-cq1rp]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while remembering this joke from the old episodes

[@RemRockwell]

experiencing the "whatever your sitting on" - from my new $18 Giant Tiger camping chair with a vibey photo of an RV printed on it that I got for my desk will be a memorable moment that will live on, sewn into the spirit of my quarter life crisis, living in my moms basement, comfy enough fabric cup holder having chair.

[@barfshorts5806]

this video got me wiggling my toes with glee

[@blahtothemfblah4932]

YOU PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY RIGHT NOW

[@mrp1l0t32]

Man, you know you've read WAY too much into a franchise when someone speaks very passionately and excitedly about it and all you can think about is the deep lore they're messing up.

[@DatTrashCat]

my grand mistake was clicking on this

[@PauaP]

My grand mistake was reading your comment.

[@Krimxon_]

GRAND

[@whenthe_5]

@@Krimxon_GRAND

[@blahtothemfblah4932]

I'm a grand mistake

[@demetriam2408]

What is this referencing?

[@JustaFairyStory]

1:12:12 the kids are used to world war 2 sugar rations. Turkish delight would have been considered a delicacy. Besides, it’s more than just the candy, Edmund is getting more attention from the witch than he has his entire life. Also it’s so funny seeing people talk about the world of Narnia when they haven’t read the books and don’t realize Narnia is one country within a world of a bunch of other, weirder stuff.

[@aperson1836]

Ted's every word hits tuckers comedy g spot and it's incredible to watch

[@hyperr1092]

Watching this in my room at 1:30am and hearing Ted and Schlatt telling me that they're in my hallway and *they want in* scared me more than most horror movies. Genuinely.

[@misterdrprof]

Today I learned Ted is a halo lore nerd, and I love it

[@potatoluna3389]

“I’ll last a couple months” Yall are dying at the cornucopia at the very beginning of the games lets be so fr. We also have to take in consideration that yall would have to be at most 18. 18 year old Schlatt is getting his shit rocked

[@rublilup3284]

That beer opening of "Schtupid" was painfull to watch How can’t he just open it

[@RomanBabb]

3:01 "oh potentially" had me chuckle

[@Queefy-was-here]

Ted I’m beginning to think we weren’t really talking to each other when the others were gone

[@cloudyar6726]

Ted being so excited about the Halo lore was very cute ngl

[@tommymoreno4542]

"Reach was like 9/11" 💀 so true

[@enimagus8281]

this podcast is the epitome of boys will be boys and i’m here for it

[@killerkoolaid404]

Tucker we will not be ignored. Every week I grow stronger in numbers. RIDDLE ME THIS? WHEN?

[@islandsicedtea]

YOU grow in numbers?? 😥

[@killerkoolaid404]

@@islandsicedtea I'm the leader of the riddle faction yes

[@zachg4198]

The funniest joke in this episode is Schlatt saying a Miata is fast.

[@maaaaaaaaaario]

I bet schlub is going to give them all f tier and say he’d immediately 💀 himself on each one

[@AncientAlyx]

Not far off honestly

[@Slampis_]

I started listening to you guys again after a long time, and I really regret it :D

[@yellowcheetah5639]

Guys am I crazy or is ted WAY more purple than usual this episode

[@Marathon.52]

He does look purple adjacent today

[@jackalope_butchery]

Ted there's no way you cant afford to put the ol' girl to rest and just get a new vehicle. The fuel economy in LA alone should be reason enough. Let her sleep.

[@Kheays]

I think it would be funny if you guys did a tier list on how likely an action is to get you to hell. Example: Being racist - A tier Pedophilia - S tier Schlatts actions of 99' - S tier Moving to California - B tier Enjoying Wagyu - F tier

[@angadgrewal9324]

I just red being racist-A tier and pedophillia - S tier without reading the first line and was very confused

[@audreyk.7227]

they should consider this

[@Follower_of_Yeshua]

Being Racist Should be F On Gyatt FrFr

[@seethingg]

​@@Follower_of_Yeshuacringe

[@Follower_of_Yeshua]

@@seethingg What?!?!??! How, No Way!?!?!?!??!

[@tiarat2404]

I’m the happiest when there’s a new chuckle episode 🙏😩

[@ybur07]

read it as fuckability and was so ready but now im just disappointed

[@kingofsomething3250]

"Schlair Conditioner" could never survive in Shrek's swamp

[@meindarmistwarm]

first tucker noise at 1:13

[@Monori198]

The sexual tension this episode was CRAZY

[@spyguy888]

Ted talking about Halo made me incredibly happy

[@sugarpop7961]

"we love you tucker" we all chant in unison

[@killjoy729]

Every Tuesday is a little better with chuckle sandwich 🥪

[@jonathank7880]

I’m glad I was finally able to tell Ted off. I got to practice talking over him. Thanks for listening, ya big dummy 🖤

[@china_sickness7005]

I feel like they greatly underestimated how unlivable middle earth would be. I feel like the only reason humans aren’t extinct in that world is because of the few living wizards. Hogwarts is a cake walk in comparison

[@Aitkey]

Don't think I didn't notice you switching your headset around the correct way without mentioning your folly, Ted. I am literally watching you

[@kyanation]

What a great chuckle 10/10

[@IdioticS4M]

ted please bring back your fashion era

[@tonitigertv7999]

Apandah was so based this episode can't wait to see him on again!

[@alyssabrookeg17]

i love this podcast so much

[@LittleWrists]

W PROFILE PIC 🔥🔥🔥

[@alyssabrookeg17]

@@LittleWrists YOURS TOO🔥🔥🔥

[@nootnootnootok]

"Tet" starts speaking at 0:00

[@XAssassin_22]

I love getting off work, and getting to chuckle ™ with schlagg and Ted

[@chaos2232]

Video starts at 0:00 Video ends at 1:25:57 Youre welcome

[@Rancid_mayonnasie]

thank you so much you have no idea how helpfull this is😁

[@valley2827]

I was searching everywhere for this comment!! You pulled through, thank you!!! 🙏🥰

[@abbyb6958]

The hero we needed but don’t deserve🙏

[@_..skyz.._]

thank you so much for this i needed thi😣🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@nfibian]

Ted talking to himself is the best example of ADHD

[@cyphersantiago5377]

"I've always wondered what it's like to be a girl." "Uhh... nice! I'm Steve-"

[@partyP00per123]

That made me double take 😭

[@ree1425]

seeing schlatt react so negatively to that cut put a lot into perspective for me as a former self-harmer (two months clean!)

[@mermazing1672]

Congrats!!!

[@junarorexl]

even though im a stranger, im really proud of you!!

[@americanmouthh]

two months is sick 💪 congrats

[@leakdeo]

congrats dude!! im glad "jayschlart" helped you feel better about yourself!!!! keep it upp

[@audreyk.7227]

keep going 🫶🏽

[@indefinte-hiatus]

Tucker's real for that. I wipe everything on my pants. It gives them character

[@allisonpozzo]

I love how Ted calls the lighters he prefers to use for his barbecue as “candle lighters” when they are more commonly called “barbecue lighters” 😂.

[@rynads]

damn, and I was having such a good day...

[@huntereh08]

I listen to this podcast at work amd it's a banger

[@VeronikaStruncena]

Schlatt trowing a fit about messing up his fingers is so girlypop