Our Fans Sent us Voicemails. The Results are Insane. - Chuckle Sandwich EP 95

[@pumpkinknappe2835]

Ba ba booey as the kids say

[@stormy_mars]

thank you for your wisdom

[@dipswewon4701]

can confirm, as a certified pajama sam kid I do say that

[@Lezm]

*Woah*

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Swag as the boomers say.

[@Byemine]

Ba ba booey

[@einfisch3891]

"Long time chuckler, first time... sandwich" was such a good line, I laughed really hard.

[@A_Toaster]

One could say you had a, hardy chuckle.

[@revolverrenato]

@@A_Toaster he had his first time sandwich, perhaps.

[@Blopt]

Quite the zinger.

[@TheFinalFarewell]

The combo of that line followed IMMEDIATELY by the caller talking about Salvation Army bell ringers as if they're part of the ACTUAL ARMY is something I was not prepared for 😂

[@josephspencer4149]

I remember my first time…sandwich

[@ZoewithanE_]

I love how tucker is slowly becoming a whole co-host episode by episode

[@LessTh3nThree]

#givetuckeranintrosequence 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[@jamjon6616]

They can’t give him third member status after what happened last time

[@aurelien5747]

We can’t have 3 hosts or it’ll happen again and we will lose one of them

[@feixou]

ift. they make him the third host he might be sent to the void like charlie

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

They're slowly introducing him as one like a mother slowly making her new boyfriend get more involved in family activities after dad left

[@manmanhorseman2130]

Rick here, I may have gotten the actual army and the Salvation Army confused. Still think those guys should get a few confirmed kills before they go asking for MY HARD EARNED MONEY. Thanks for playing my voicemail though gentleman good stuff all around.

[@clash3583]

LMAO

[@Smommasboy]

Legend among men, your call was hilarious

[@furiousdtb2]

Haha

[@mlambr3]

ricktastic

[@shavierlastname]

bro how stoned were you

[@andrewthompson7809]

Tucker equating the peanut-free table at schools to segregation is probably the wildest thing he's said on the podcast so far.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@niekklaver9276]

​@@big_seayes

[@VirtualShogun]

​@@niekklaver9276yes

[@JGonzZ.]

​@@niekklaver9276yes

[@Vex-eu5ef]

Fr

[@allanrincon7200]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving well past the speed limit

[@stanky_s]

i like how this implies ur texting and driving 😭💀

[@godassasin8097]

​@@stanky_smaybe he stopped (not likely)

[@youtubehandleofficial]

he stopped when his face went through the windshield at 85 miles per hour

[@Kbbrianne]

The delivery of “long time chuckler, first time.... sandwich” absolutely took me OUT bro

[@blakeburrow5744]

Schlong is right about the glass bottles being better. The glass bottle also provides a nice snack after you finish the water

[@DrMario_666]

I think that caller believes the Salvation Army is the ACTUAL Army

[@A_Toaster]

What's santa's rank?

[@ohheyitsguy]

​@@A_Toasterlieutenant Commander Kristopher Kringle

[@bigboichungus6846]

why do you think that? I’ve never seen the Salvation Army in front of a store but I see recruiters and military people asking for donations all the time so I’m sure that’s what he meant.

[@tylerrichardson3034]

​@@bigboichungus6846Someone claiming to be him left a comment saying he meant the Salvation Army.

[@Gumbone_Dumb]

this is the best podcast to listen to on hour 37 of my goon sesh

[@Fleshdeficiency]

Sometimes I goon to the pod. 🤤

[@Lezm]

Only 37? Those are amateur numbers

[@clonetrooper576]

get it up to 64 hours and we will come back to you

[@Lezm]

@@clonetrooper576 I’m thinking 128. Now THATS Impressive

[@Lezm]

Don’t forget to film it and post it 😉

[@thebennettboy7791]

This is the perfect podcast to proselytize to.

[@--C.A.T--]

Fr

[@A_Toaster]

Can't enjoy it without.

[@myomakesart]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

Proselytizer, I hardly know Him.

[@nrb9020]

This is the perfect podcast to enjoy a bowl of apple peels to.

[@GorabisnotGorab]

I love that tucker is getting more screen time its feels like the pod has three members love you tucker

[@nukeacola3]

I knew y’all were gonna regret this 😭 so many ways this could go wrong

[@Fleshdeficiency]

So many slurs... 😔

[@Thatguyyeaaah]

I'm sure they look through them

[@Lezm]

😢

[@nukeacola3]

@@Thatguyyeaaah pretty sure tucker does- I feel bad for him

[@Jasdewisafarmer]

Bro what are these npc asss comments

[@DoughnutDragon]

1:22:07 has to be my favorite moment of the podcast. Just them saying fuck off to schlatt. It's fucking phenomenal.

[@itsnochole]

and i’ll do it again!!!

[@thedoctork1037]

That was seriously the most annoying submission of the entire episode

[@itsnochole]

@@thedoctork1037 omg thank you

[@henrymellor9760]

I like when Tucker is more included in the conversations like in this episode, we need more Tucker action!

[@smileymalaise]

Frozen produce is often fresher than the "fresh" stuff you see at the store because its been frozen at the source whereas most "fresh" produce has been sitting around for weeks.

[@kinocorner976]

Right and sort of wrong. Most of the fruit you get at the store usually aren’t ripe when it’s picked. By the time it hits the store it’s at its best. Adding on to that supermarkets to save money will usually stock local produce. Therefore, most of it is still the freshest you’ll get. Since that usually comes in daily to weekly. A lot of that frozen product sits in warehouses and is shipped by truck across the US. Some of that frozen stuff my sit for weeks in a freezer and then in a reefer. Depending on what you freeze, it can make some fruits less appealing.

[@ellabiddy4741]

@@kinocorner976frozen produce definitely isn’t as appealing but because of the early picking and not being frozen, the “fresh” produce sitting out is gonna usually have less nutrients than frozen, cause freezing them retains the nutrients better. Overall tho it’s such a small difference that it’s not really important

[@carterthomas1318]

This made me laugh because my grandpa literally has a picture with Jack Black in a Walmart

[@rangerhalt5211]

As a choir guy myself, I was a bass, and the most annoying people in the choir were generally tenors. Totally agree

[@sideways5153]

Tenors always seemed like the most puntable chorus members, as someone close to lots of music extracurricular people. They had Minions energy lol

[@vicepresidentblankets1554]

Tenors are the ones who have all bark no bite, can't even harmonize properly. Also, if u take half of the basses and make em sing the tenor part, i bet u they'll do the job way better

[@rangerhalt5211]

@@sideways5153 Absolutely valid. @vicepresidentblankets1554 Yeah, probably. The only reason basses couldn't, would be because it's out of their range

[@rangerhalt5211]

@@sideways5153 Yeah, checks out

[@lightningwayde7841]

Im a tenor myself and i can confirm that we are 100% the most obnoxious, followed probably by sopranos, i think it has to do with the fact that a lot of tenors generally aren't in the range for the melodies so they generally feel like their "hot shit" cuz they get more fun parts to sing... any bass will tell you how boring most bass parts are (my choir doesn't really have enough guys so im either the only tenor or put with another group 99% of the time) so ​ @vicepresidentblankets1554 its prob also to do with the fact that basses will fully make the most out of it if they ever get put on the tenor parts.

[@Junx99]

Tucker eye rolling as he tells Ted has no magic aura is my everything xD

[@ellis8813]

perfect podcast to listen to while doing the most normal righteous citizen mundane things

[@thetizzleforshizzle]

Just listened while I cleaned my kitchen. You're absolutely right

[@nade7242]

i killed my neighbor with a shovel

[@belablanck]

'Schlatt' was also doing mundane citizen things on october of 1999

[@inneedofwater982]

There was a period of time during my freshman year of college where the only thing I could fall asleep to was Schlatt's Wii game videos because I had gotten so used to falling asleep watching them

[@islandsicedtea]

Ted saying spam isn’t an “American thing” as in we don’t like it, but it could be an “apocalypse thing” is so ironic because it is from America AND it’s from WWII so it literally is an American apocalypse thing 💀💀

[@CircusFoxxo]

And it's weirdly popular around the world because we literally handed it out

[@Le_Confuzzlement]

These controversial opinions either had me speechless and in shock or laughing my ass off over how absurd they were I love it

[@Halberd38]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while checking why Ted Nivison is trending on Twitter

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

?

[@Aardvarkno3]

Oh no.

[@Aardvarkno3]

@@Anonymouseyoutuberhis gf/ex-gf posted a tiktok implying he cheated on her

[@TiggySL]

There it is, I was curious how quickly it would take people to bring it up

[@D1ne-O-SAur]

I don't plan on having a Twitter account, what happene? Those braindead Xitter users better not touch our entertainment factory!!

[@RoseInTheSkull]

Hey! Its me Dessie ! I am so happy that you reacted to my pasta sauce opinion :] I got to take some of these suggestions sometime !

[@godfatherjames]

I’m going to be the monster under your bed tonight

[@RoseInTheSkull]

@@godfatherjames Yo the Alfredo I just had tonight was bussin

[@DoughnutDragon]

54:45 That dude needs to be on the podcast. The fact that he left pauses just perfectly long enough for schlatt to argue with him.

[@jacobciro421]

Nothing but bangers since the break. Love the show and appreciate y’all.

[@TheJakeaboo]

Hey I wrote a message about a year ago saying that I was moving on from my past job and onto bigger and brighter things. Well! I thought I’d give y’all an update! I moved in that time to a very big college (won’t say the name) and work as a groundskeeper for their baseball field! I have met so many wonderful people and life hasn’t been better. I move back home in a couple months and I’d like to say think you again for being my number one podcast to listen to while mower the field. You guys got me through heartbreak, love, and all around every emotion so seriously, thank you

[@kingzeno1708]

The Ted and Schlatt dynamic is peak this episode

[@suomi5475]

This the perfect podcast to listen to while guzzling gallons of spam!

[@TheMemeBorrower.]

Wanted to send in a question but I figured it wasn’t worth the embarrassment. I think I’ll enjoy the chaos instead

[@InvertedShadows]

Schlatt’s totally normal and polite response at 5:10 is straight out of the uncanny valley

[@Kheays]

Although not many others have probably noticed this, I have to say I love the inclusion of the chuckle sandwich anime intro. Whenever i see anime ted perfectly catching a baseball bat in swinging grip I just think of the meme ‘omai we mu, mou shinderu’ and it cracks me up every episode.

[@aurelien5747]

I think of the time Ted broke my left knee in the New Mexico desert

[@dragonfruitreal]

*omae wa mou shindeiru

[@dragonfruitreal]

@@aurelien5747wtf he did that to me too

[@SnaccWell]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR ANY ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE INTRO LMAO

[@Amphvptere]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while experiencing dehydration induced insomnia and psychosis

[@fortnite-pr8wr]

Guys it’s been over a year, you Have my blessing to make tucker a full member. Dude is hilarious and I always want more of him by the end of the episode.

[@sejeminecraft1]

And done! That was a great episode! Love speedrunning 💪

[@Kaelicles]

Didn't have the time to send in a voicemail unfortunately, but I definitely would have asked for Its_Jawsh to be featured on the podcast if I did!

[@inoroth2001]

"As a Religious Catholic, I just don't know" is a line I will be borrowing for future conversations... I am not, in fact, Catholic, but that will make it even more humorous.

[@bwoods311]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to a good podcast.

[@theendoftheworld9921]

30:50 this next minute has convinces me "Ted" has been psychotic far longer than any of us could have ever knew

[@jontee4free]

I absolutely love that super slow build into the intro song. Fits so perfect, it's just plain satisfying.

[@Zzekkoo]

Ted has swam through the blood and bones of every fan he has encountered irl

[@ev0bean239]

I love how chuckle sandwich never fails to make my day better. I was having a terrible day today, had a bad test, couldn’t sleep, had practice after school and did below average. But as soon as you guys upload it makes it all worth it. I know I’m not speaking for myself when I say, thank you Chuckle sandwich.

[@buttcracker]

I busted to it

[@dallasallad335]

As a Walmart asset protection associate I can confirm that what you described is how target does it. Walmart still keeps track of people, but they will just throw charges at people for anything over $15 and trespass them so that if they are a repeat offender they can hit them with a felony

[@bwgraphics6540]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to on my 2 and a half hour commute

[@aurelien5747]

USA?

[@Glenn_Quagmire]

​@@aurelien5747peanits

[@bwgraphics6540]

@@aurelien5747 yes, I work in LA

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

chuckle sandwich never fails to post a video the second i go to the youtube homepage

[@dizzy4198]

That blueberry question really hit close to home. You were all so quick to shut it down despite her obviously being right!!! Every single day I come home and get myself a huge bowl of frozen blueberries. Even better is if you let the frozen blueberries melt, which actually DOESN’T ruin the purpose. The freezing process removes the sour flavor you sometimes get, and melting them makes it a beautiful blueberry slushy. Small guy and Ted, your ignorance DISGUSTS ME!!!!!

[@agletdontforgetit]

frozen blueberries are sooo good

[@theendoftheworld9921]

37:21 I love how randomly progressive schlatt is at times

[@sideways5153]

He’s the bi representation our children deserve lol

[@yaya_is_real]

That's not progressive thats just based

[@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere]

Yeah they keep bringing up patriarchy though, hope they don't go that far, because the patriarchy doesn't actually exist.

[@cossav]

omg loved the voicemails this was definitely the best and funniest video with viewer submissions

[@Goober7089]

It was about time I smiled at a podcast again. 😊

[@thaitoan4760]

I always feel sleep deprived watching this podcast

[@TheRealMarriott]

Never fails to ruin my day 🤗

[@elita-2]

What I love about this episode is you can clearly see how ted and schlatt have influenced these people's vocal patterns

[@Finebatgrain]

The perfect podcast to listen to while drunk driving down the m6! Thanks lads!

[@TheHalloween_Jack]

Aslong as you're not drunk crashing! It's the drunk crashers that give us a bad name ✊️

[@Finebatgrain]

@@TheHalloween_Jack SO TRUE

[@sp00nicle48]

this is a chuckle sandwich classic 😂

[@bananaduck14]

40:54 ted bringing up the wings again so he wont be bullied for his food allergies. Never in my life have I seen such cowardice, one day Nivison will have to answer for his allergies.

[@Landon.trippy]

The intro always makes me smile like this creativity while just buddying is hype- You're doing some good stuff keep it up

[@GunmarTheBlack]

I drank this weekend and had almost an entire bottle of Woodford reserve to myself and got drunk mowing the yard, I mowed so much that I even mowed the parts of the yard that we don't usually mow because the yard is so large all with a little 22-in push mower it took me maybe 6 or 7 hours but by the time I was done I ended up taking a family size box of Velveeta shells and cheese and may the whole thing ate it all and I guess I was so drunk I didn't even remember doing that on top of I guess I was fucking shit up in Monster Hunter but like I said I was so drunk I didn't remember any of it so I'm sitting in this flow state not really conscious of what I'm doing like going at it and then I wake up the next morning and I'm like man I'd love some mac and cheese for dinner today

[@BigMacMounlade]

Real

[@konumbra]

if jack black shoplifted that would make him a real skidouche

[@nermalmovement]

The opening sketch was hilarious

[@cassandracarlton400]

I’ve never seen a glass bottle of water in my 22 years of life, but considering I like reusing the harder plastic bottles, I imagine reusing those would be awesome.

[@LaurenTheorist]

As soon as I heard Tucker chuckle at 11:17, I knew he was thinking what I was about truffle pigs. 😂

[@kennedybothe3693]

i appreciate how passionate schlatt gets about these podcasts

[@8thFurno]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I question my life choices.

[@orbaorb]

The best podcast to call the president using *67

[@YeOldDuck]

22:56 best tucker quote of all time

[@catsarefancy9053]

Tucker is the greatest

[@Pcarew1799]

Yay excited for the weekly pod

[@ainsleyfogarty]

I didn't know Ted did a capella but it makes so much sense...

[@hyperspacesushi]

I really liked how present Tucker was in this one ngl

[@Asuperbad]

You’re not chuckling!!! Everyone better be chuckling!!!

[@pr0blem_XIIII]

gonna chuckle so hard to this

[@Itz0niJay]

The peanut table discussion was gold

[@azyliium2689]

YUUUUSSSSS ANOTHER EPISODE!!

[@Paledrifter87]

Thanks for featuring my meat options on this podcast

[@stanky_s]

brian ⁉️

[@Paledrifter87]

@@stanky_syessir

[@egghaverr]

i have mild synesthesia, its like hallucinations. Except for me its just white moving circles or shapes, most of the time its a shrinking circle ⭕️ independent of each eye

[@egghaverr]

3 times i ate a weed brownie and it was straight up just very visible hallucinations

[@jojoey04]

6:08 genuinely upset that no one has clipped this i just spent 15 minutes searching for it, key words being ‘burger meat chuckle sandwich’ ‘ted nivison burger meat’ ‘ted and schlatt burger meat’ the way schlatt says “burger is a meat” with so much force and ted repeats burger meat like a little chump boy, causing a forceful repeat of burger meat from schlatt again is just so good i just spent 15 minutes searching for it, now i have it 🙏

[@DooritoJames]

This is the best podcast to listen to when pasteurizing milk.

[@Vinny_Films]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I’m eating bone in wings

[@meatsauce12]

holy shit schlatt is the only person i have seen that also eats the crust off the pop tarts first. i thought i was the only one

[@infebris]

the perfect podcast to listen to while shitting on the toilet

[@that_dude0nbacon]

this is the perfect podcast to say scdoosh while stealing from walmart to

[@iseream1390]

Tucker out of his shell is peak comedy.

[@raider2299]

I can’t believe Schlatt Ted and Tucker didn’t know what the Salvation Army is

[@A.tess08]

The “ Schlatt fuck you” had me dying 😂

[@scoopyscoop373]

perfect podcast to do my math homework to

[@AmerLIVE]

Rick is Dirty Johnny , all grown up. ( 10/10 Norm impression by that legendary caller)

[@SalsaAnteater]

I just shared a dark embarrassing story from my past, I sure hope they expose it to a large podcast audience ‼️‼️‼️

[@kajj6388]

Tucker is a fucking honorary Italian for that pasta sauce opinion. Schlatt, your New Yorker card is in danger of being revoked

[@carsoncomplains]

5 more episodes until Charlie is revived from the dead (if he doesn't come back for at least episode 100, I will commit heinous crimes)

[@catchiefwatson7839]

Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich.

[@elita-2]

podcast to listen to!

[@claibrey_is_silly]

podcast to listen t!

[@claibrey_is_silly]

podcast to listen!

[@brandonwilliam2618]

Podcast to listen?

[@claibrey_is_silly]

@@brandonwilliam2618 podcast to liste!

[@durianfox]

pod cats to ksinteoto!

[@GemA2Gen]

31:26 these lines from Ted went so fucking hard it actually gave me the goosies

[@spooder0080]

You are not alone, Ted. I used to eat apple peels too & I'm gonna say it, I liked it more than the apple itself

[@Zant1920]

This is the best podcast to finish a business major too

[@radiantlily]

i dont know why ted calling schlatt a slut made me laugh as hard as it did

[@junebug1990]

Schlatt responding to the NJ guy was a fucking soul read

[@elij1130]

The perfect podcast to squirm to

[@NolanChung-v8h]

shlangg, or whatever show name you go by now, I saw what happened back in '99. I was there. I will be at your door by the end of next year and when I find you, you won't have the same luck as back then. I have my "means" to persaude you to give up the product. You can't hide.

[@twistedjake_]

I can agree with the whole tenor thing as a tenor 1, and I auditioned and got a callback for my school’s a capella group. I didn’t make it in, and thank goodness. Those guys are so stuck up, so stuck with choir instead 🤣

[@allenfrosty371]

They finally dig up Ted's dirty Acapella secrets of harassment in highschool hallways!