Our most important video ever - Tier List: Hottest Mascots

[@GameGrumps]

If you want to rank these sexy mascots yourself, here's the tier list: tierlists.com/create/food-mascots-2-1

[@Drizzle68]

Keep making more of these tier videos good content 👍🏻

[@OhSeeBarber]

I will certainly not

[@randömfiish]

@@OhSeeBarber more green giant for me!

[@thedotgiver2820]

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[@OhSeeBarber]

@@thedotgiver2820 ive always wanted a dot, thank you.

[@eyes_espresso4803]

I love that Arin said at the beginning that they're going to judge sexiness based on looks, yet he repeatedly gets horny at the idea of a sunny disposition and positive personality

[@spinningpeanut]

Does arin demisexual?

[@paulinamorales8854]

Don’t forget good attitude!

[@ussxrequin]

The thing is, personality is also sexy. The more attached to someone emotionally, the more attracted I am to them, including sexually.

[@eyes_espresso4803]

@@ussxrequin oh I totally agree! I was just saying the original objective was based entirely on physicality and looks 😅

[@maddiep4767]

@@paulinamorales8854 mo

[@leeroysaber]

Arin: "We're judging these characters based on how they're shown to us." Also Arin: *Proceeds to make up narratives for almost every character to decide*

[@leeroysaber]

Also did anyone else catch that hidden Wolfjob?

[@pandalover900]

@@leeroysaber timestamp?

[@tostsalad6321]

When has Arin ever promised to do something to simplify a video and actually follow through on that promise

[@keithredacted8154]

He meant wit appearance.

[@EddieB-ready]

that's how tierlist videos go, they slowly spiral into fanfic central

[@redheadrogue]

"The Trix rabbit doesn't understand consent or respect boundaries" is not the take I was expecting to experience today

[@muffins3727]

He would pressure you to do things you aren’t comfortable with

[@shwahgamer]

It's honestly true though

[@carltonvonhammerstein]

The worst part is how right he is when you think about it.

[@downloadableconnor]

OH. MY. GOD. Arin and Dan are the Apple Jack's Apple and Cinnamon stick, respectively. Don't tell me that's not true

[@That_Lady_Charlie]

...someone get them a sponsorship deal!!

[@j3junestars]

literally came here to comment the same thing

[@toadt0ad]

this is so real omg

[@TailsterTheTinyToaster]

someone needs to animate this STAT

[@giddycadet]

I think they would absolutely hate this characterization of them

[@b.richard7632]

arin having strong opinions and prepared arguments for this list was to be expected

[@tomisabum]

You can spot every time where Dan recognizes that and just steeeeeeeps asiiiiiiiiide.

[@CrazeeAdam]

He literally has a whole back story for every single one. Giving fictious characters long back stories and calling them narsicists, calling Count Chocula a fraud and stuff? Like wtf lol

[@charleswisconsin9196]

and no hesitation on Wendy. Classic Wendy. a child. i don't like using the new hahafunny words, but for lack of a better term; sus.

[@TheFinalFarewell]

I can't believe though with his full list of Green Giant benefits, he COMPLETELY left out his unrivaled vore capabilities, cuz I feel like for a fair share of internet folk, they'd put him in S tier for that alone

[@michaelsauls3674]

this is a 10k kinda comment

[@StvKln]

The IMMEDIATE no questions asked S tier for green M&M fucking killed me. 😂

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

There's something about the green ones.

[@coolboyyo654]

Arin and Dan somehow managing to avoid the cookie crisp wolf, the most iconic and furry bait one, is so funny

[@barethor5869]

You underestimate Tony the Tiger

[@edwardnygma8533]

@@barethor5869 I was about to say, lol. Straight up a wet dream for Kaiser Neko.

[@coolboyyo654]

@@barethor5869 i mean that they went through all the cookie crisp mascots except the CURRENT ONE who is painfully attractive

[@Sillylilgrill]

They are fr

[@shirothehero3021]

He mentioned “dog” but turns out there was a Cookie Crisp dog before the wolf

[@WonderfulAircraft]

"I didn't agree to this, I just showed up for work" should be Dan's motto for Game Grumps 😄

[@dude11579]

Dan feels like Dante from Clerks sometimes. "I'm not even supposed to be here today."

[@theodora8312]

Dan sternly and quickly saying. “S tier” without any time for input is fucking hilarious

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

A break from Arin deciding 90% of the rankings. Mr. Hanson, perhaps a bit surprised, happily concedes.

[@Adalhaid_]

Arin completely ignored all the Toucan Sam lore. Distracted with his own shit? Bird puts his nephews before himself himself on all those island adventures. A caring uncle is a caring lover. I’d follow his nose wherever it goes. S tier.

[@tailsfoxboy]

Absolutely agree.

[@mephostopheles3752]

Toucan Sam is like if Scrooge McDuck was a genuinely nice dude.

[@fltommyk]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@Lambda_Ovine]

100% this. Can't believe they did my man Sam that way, Sam deserves love

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Toucan Sam would tell me to “follow my nose” when it came to my dreams and ambitions and would support me through any endeavor and he’s always there for his nephews and I would feel so safe and loved around him.

[@jacobhumphrey3535]

I like how these episodes are always *supposed* to be about fuckin, and they *always* turn into who Arin would rather be in a long term relationship with.

[@tomisabum]

The entire C and A tier was just about the validity of how a good personality matters most of all to keep folks from D or S rank. Psychologically compelling...as was the "Kool Aid Man has Patrick Bateman vibes".

[@KimchiiKnight]

He's a romantic, what can we say?

[@mrmo4569]

The funniest part is that this one isn't even supposed to be about sex, it's just a ranking of how hot they are. They turned it from that, to sex, to relationships.

[@thecinemagician]

I frigging love real relationships

[@forshizzlemywizzle]

Arin is what he is at the end of the day, a very monogamous boy

[@FrozenGuineaPig]

Arin: *fully psychoanalyses each character* Dan: "I don't know dude, he's a cartoon cheetah!"

[@insidethemindofcatro5642]

Arin just walked right by Dan’s “You think he’d be a good glover?” And I want justice.

[@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419]

Im glad theres still people out there fighting real injustice

[@namecomingsoon9517]

Arin “Sugar bear is like the nice chill boyfriend” Also Arin “Sorry granny, but i’m gonna blast you with my panzer tank for gun reform and sugar crisp”

[@melrose53]

He got verified on TWITTER!!!! if that does not show you he can take care of you, I don't know what will.

[@jaydenbuchanan8083]

Can't get enough of that sugar crisp Even if millions die

[@seumasirving6155]

I'm very disappointed that not one reference was made to their previous Sugar Bear bit.

[@crazydiamondmlp]

@@seumasirving6155 I'm willing to bet that they've both completely forgotten about it. Arin is notorious for not remembering his own jokes and stories. But I was disappointed too :(

[@neonbeige1289]

“He just strikes me as sexless” is a top tier GameGrumps quote

[@eike1124]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE PUN DAN JUST CASUALLY SLIPPED IN- “Do you think he’d be a good G-lover?” Arin missed it completely Omg

[@roflmaoforeternity]

i had the same reaction

[@MisterSynyster]

So he's not "my kind of glover?"

[@JudgeMagisterSnow]

"You know what they say, 'No glove, no love', baby!" So pissed this never got said.

[@nosferat-ew]

@@JudgeMagisterSnow oh that's incredible, hats off to you my friend

[@darksquall]

Justice for Dan's pun!

[@rachelburns5453]

This makes me feel so much better about myself because no matter what my body looks like someone like Arin could love me based on my good attitude and that's so happy

[@StrivedeLaLear]

And I'm sure you will find love and happiness for sure! ^^

[@pallyboy6005]

He'll also invent a bunch of ersonality defects based on your photo, lol

[@mildlyspicy8576]

Arin describing the Cookie Crisp wizard as a “selfish lover” made me lose it

[@cheeseisgood17]

Arin has a keen eye for these things

[@baconlord349]

My favorite thing is the thumbnail, where Dan has the anime blush coming off his face.

[@Arata987]

Arin's headcanons of all this mascots characters are a very, very interesting. He should be a fanfic writer.

[@insertnamehere9309]

I'm inclined to headcanon he is a fanfic writer... just under a handle he will never reveal to any of us lol

[@CommanderWiggins]

Sometimes I think he might actually be a fanfiction writer. At the very least, he definitely browses fanfiction on a regular basis. The man knows way too much.

[@kristipearce4819]

Bold of you to assume he isn’t.

[@Tanookicatoon]

He absolutely used to be. Their username Egoraptor comes from their first online idea of "The Egoraptors" who were a group of sentai/power ranger-like heroes who fight evil and shit, There were only loose ideas that you could sort of get from the few pictures they posted online, but the potential was there. It's definitely along the lines of "why don't you animate anymore" There's a lot they can do, but just don't anymore.

[@ballesmcgee4358]

Fun fact: The "C" on Chuck E. Cheese's shirt stands for celibacy.

[@sspiderandbee]

This comment should be pinned. S-Tier.

[@ballesmcgee4358]

@@sspiderandbee Why, thank you!

[@iamamandakidd]

Me: "Oh yeah, Frakenberry has himbo energy." Arin two seconds later: "Frankenberry's got himbo energy." GLAD WE FINALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING BC DOUGHBOY IS LIKE B TIER AT BEST.

[@The10renren10]

But doughboy got a built in boning down interaction. Telling me your banging out and him going teehee isn’t some s tier shit.

[@razzen88]

Chester Cheetah looks like he’d be watching himself in the mirror as he rails you. I get it, Arin

[@audiooddities9982]

Flexing while doing it!

[@GRiN2V1C6]

Disagree. I believe his cool factor is a bit of a front. Once he takes those sunglasses off, behind closed doors, with the noise and chaos of the outside world dialed down... There's something vulnerable there. Sure, Cheetah's are fast... But they're slow lovers.

[@Cute___E]

@@GRiN2V1C6 I love this community so much

[@Stevo-4896]

@@GRiN2V1C6 they did our boi chester dirty. He would be a fantastic lay 😂

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Personally i think Chester would be the stereotypical cool jock until a more romantic setting then he becomes the gentle lover, may even let himself be pegged whereas Tony the Tiger feels like that guy who takes you up the ass without asking first while watching himself in the mirror and finishes before you

[@joedonahue7929]

I love how Arin is inventing character traits and personalities for these mascots and then basing whether or not he would fuck them on that. A great example was his reaction to Chester Cheetah: "He *is* cool... But is he narcissistic?" "I don't know! He's a cartoon cheetah!"

[@PhyreI3ird]

It seems totally fair though! Chester Cheetah is born from the same "school of cool" era of "attitude" in the 90s as Sonic the Hedgehog, while never showing _any_ personality beyond that. So it seems totally fair to suggest he's too obsessed with his image.

[@KnallisSillan]

The ironic thing is that I think a buncha furries started "roleplaying" or something with the Tony the Tiger account and they were SO NOT INTO IT and then Chester Cheetah account was like "no dawg I'll eat that up" and Arin's placement is just really ironic in that light that Tony the Tiger is offput by furries and Chester embraced them all Danlike! If I remember my internet lore right.

[@gayjayy]

@@KnallisSillan Wasn't Frosted Flakes basically like "Please don't fuck our tiger." Edited for spelling

[@SilvyReacts]

@@gayjayy XD I doubt anyone listened. It's their fault for making him so sexy lmao.

[@gayjayy]

@@SilvyReacts Obviously no one listened. Tony is like, a top furry sexy man.

[@paulapearlman]

Dan: “I just read a book called Shardik.” Arin, excitedly: “Is that about sharting in the arctic?” Something about that just made me burst out in genuine laughter for like two minutes

[@SchwartzBruder30]

I don't know why, but it retroactively got me. The first time I heard it, I chuckled. Then I thought about it a minute later and started losing it.

[@very_gouda]

when this video started, I thought: "this might be the silliest thing they've done on this channel," ... and now I'm 19 minutes in, and I'm screaming at this screen because Tony the Tiger isn't in S-tier.

[@Mr.Meowgical]

Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't make it there, either. I hear he's _grrrrrrrrrrreeat_ in bed.

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

Listen, that was a fair assessment. He's great, but the down sides to having such a socially involved and active person is it can be exhausting to try to keep up with. That makes sense. Chester Cheeto, on the other hand, was wildly mischaracterized.

[@kbanks5754]

@@YourWaywardDestiny I agree! Arin did Chester dirty. :(

[@emilyterral747]

Not really!!! He's probably big upstairs but not "down" !!!

[@NoiseDay]

@@YourWaywardDestiny They should have watched a commercial for each mascot to properly determine their vibes

[@geldonyetich]

27:25 Dan: "Do you think he'd be a good Glover?" That one got me.

[@drudle]

Danny: "Don't worry, we're not becoming a tier list channel." This is your second tier list in ten years. Don't worry. I think you're okay.

[@meawsome36]

It was probably recorded close together

[@drudle]

@@meawsome36 Maybe. But we do know they film weeks out from when they put out their content, usually, and they said in this one that they waited for feedback from their last tier list. So I don't think it was TOO close together.

[@tennisrox4444]

In fact, dare I say. I want more tier lists! I would like them to have separate lists so we get the true measure of Arin's thirst and Dan's reservations

[@Couriander]

I never thought I'd hear the phrase, "Franken Berry's got himbo energy," and just sigh and nod in agreement.

[@alexw.7097]

"He's like A tier, he looks cuddly" "Well you're into bears in general, so." I don't know whether Dan saying that is funnier if he doesn't know what a Bear (gay) is, or delivering it so innocently if he does know.

[@josephschultz3301]

Arin: "Chester Cheetah?" Dan: "Chester Cheetah... gotta be an S or an A, right?" Arin: "What, why?" Dan: "Because he's cool as fuck!" Arin: "Okay... he is cool. But is he narcissistic?" Dan: "I dunno!" *[Immediate laughter]* "He's a cartoon cheetah!" I'm definitely with Dan on this one. Arin really throwin' my boy to the wolves here with that C Tier placement.

[@southboygreen]

arin was a bit pushy i wanna know dans list

[@waterdhavian_wizard]

nah, im with arin on this one. chester seems like the type to be like either a redditor or a discord mod 😭😭😭

[@JoJoAmico]

I was so offended with Arin’s placement, LMAO 🤣

[@samalvarez8776]

Chester is at least in the B tier not C. He would get overwhelming after a while, but would be fun for a couple of months before you start to want like security in a relationship, so you'll drift off because he's afraid of commitment

[@na-kuka-na]

@@samalvarez8776 Are.. are you okay buddy?🥲

[@Rinasan28]

I am literally obsessed with Allie coming in hot to defend the sexiness of Chuck E Cheese

[@michaelsauls3674]

terrifying really

[@PhyreI3ird]

Its always someone with her, and it's always funny af to me

[@MrVashGaming]

Her passion for the Chuck is amazing! 🤣

[@meiday154]

She understands the inherent sexuality of Charles Entertainment Cheese and I love it

[@Zoniy0]

10 years of arin being unable to laugh without going into a monstrous coughing fit, laughed from it when i was 12 and im laughing from it at 22 Never clear the phlegm arin

[@maxxdoutt3585]

I’m not the only one who noticed the Twinky man turned into Wolfjob while they discussed Trix Rabbit, right?

[@pestulio07]

I was trying to figure out what the hell that was a picture of, but now that you said it that makes sense 🤣

[@Mercuryminnow]

Also note when they looked up Twinky man there was a search result where it looked like he was crucified???

[@kikimyndacrutch955]

I went scrolling through the comments to make sure I wasn't losing my dang mind. RATE THE WOLFJOB YOU COWARDS

[@Arlacent]

Nope! I saw it too! I was so confused and oddly excited.

[@DursTuckle]

Dude they didn't even censor it wtf

[@Phytoon]

I feel like you guys don't compromise enough when deciding tiers. I know it's rough, but sometimes you have to take the middle ground. As a married couple, it's important to consider your partner's feelings in these kinds of matters.

[@ItsNoelleNow]

Dan: that's like A tier easy! Arin: what?! I was gonna say C tier! Dan: ok, put him in C tier.

[@StarDragonJP]

Yeah it was basically whatever Arin thought was where it went

[@sgreekcrown]

I do get the strong feeling that this episode was strongly an Arin affair, and Danny is just along the ride to have fun. When your married, sometimes you do things you partner loves even though it's not as interesting for you

[@gogokowai]

It sounds like it was actually Allie's idea, but Arin is definitely on board, and Dan is basically doing it for the paycheck.

[@cohls3633]

based on how much Arin is into himbo energy, I'd love to see them do a KZbinr tier list and watch Dan be concerned about Arin's chaotic bisexual energy for a whole video

[@pallyboy6005]

I imagine they wouldn't do that one; I don't think Arin and Dan would be comfortable sexualizing real people

[@Sky-CladObserver]

I love how Dan tries to give his genuine opinion on some of these mascots, but Arin keeps whiplashing the conversation back to "But would you fuck them?"

[@rebeccawasche2277]

27:41 I was so confused and slightly excited to see they were going to rate wolfjob ... but everyone knows that's S tier material.

[@danielleremer4190]

I am so glad someone else noticed that and I totally agree.

[@KyPenney]

Thank you, I though I was the only one to acknowledge the Wolfjob slipping in for the Twinkie... which, i mean... phrasing.

[@pen8197]

I'm too scared to look up "wolfjob"....

[@graceful_2437]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw it

[@caseymiller7297]

😂 totally noticed that and I was so excited they were going to rate that, but a little disappointed when they didn't.

[@sleepinginmoss]

"I like bros that stick together" my mind immediately went "Anthony??" I'm giggling like a dork now

[@BrentStarling]

Is that a Let’s Game It Out reference?

[@me_mal]

@@BrentStarling it's from a gay porn vid that Arin references on the regular.

[@VexaVivi]

Arin: "Im thinkin Tapatio man is S-tier" Me: *nodding vigorously* mhmm. mhmm.

[@aidancrawford6706]

I was waiting for them to rate the tapatio man with baited breath, and I was not disappointed

[@somefrickinbrick9575]

You had me at 'Hola.'

[@lrishbride1983]

Girl same! That Mustache....😏

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

I like how Dan is basically just along for the ride and has no real input in the list at all. He's just enjoying Arins endless list of explanations.

[@krag3405]

Holy Shhit it's RoachDoggJR

[@mintrydoesstuff9221]

as a chuck e. cheese worker i really appreciate ally’s defense of my beloved lord cheeseman

[@addictedtochocolate920]

Arin: The Green M&M Dan: *S* Arin: *yeah* Everyone saw that coming

[@caitlynstarrparrish]

I love that there was no discussion needed. Just, yeah.

[@ImNotJoshBoltz]

Actually it was more like Arin: The Green M- Dan: S Didn’t even have to finish the sentence.

[@Jasper_Silva]

Paraphrasing Dan: "If you don't give it an S YOU'RE A LIAR!"

[@AwkwardSquirtles]

Real question is whether it's with or without her heels though.

[@HaleThePanda]

@@AwkwardSquirtles with, for sure

[@intel_coar6844]

Dan: "Is that late period Chevy Chase in a wizard costume?" Community Fans: Yes.

[@Brandon_nodnarB]

Dan knows everyone who’s had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom

[@nicholascarrasco2141]

Yes.

[@MightyAverage]

Exactly what I thought when I saw that image.

[@cressthunderhawk1492]

Arin trying to score some points back with wendy's, but i still remember when he called them disgusting in the blind taste test

[@B0r3Dude]

"can't get enough of that sugar criiisp"

[@nspade9252]

31:35 "That's a thumbs-up for abstinence if ever there was one. " Absolutely dead

[@legionaireb]

Dan: I guess the mermaid is a little suggestive. Starbucks Logo: Here's my cooch. Make of that what you will.

[@oh-we-need-handles-now-ok]

"you're into bears in general" I AUDIBLY SCREAMED

[@Suikage]

“Frankenberry has himbo energy” If this isn’t engraved on my grave then I don’t want it

[@SupermewX300]

Come back as a zombie just to carve it yourself.

[@malevolentsnow9867]

I’m scared to put it in my internet search history so dear KZbin comments, what is himbo?

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

@@malevolentsnow9867 A man who is a little slow on the uptake, but pure of heart. Happy, stupid, and glad to be that way. Stereotypically, he is a jock-style body type, but doesn't have to be.

[@voidbreather7405]

@@YourWaywardDestiny No, no, a himbo 100% needs to be beefy to qualify as one.

[@dillybilly5182]

@@malevolentsnow9867 Chris Hemsworth's character in the Ghostbusters movie

[@ConnorLogan51]

I knew Kool Aid man would be good, but “busting through your sphincter” almost killed me via drowning

[@meganverne]

I definitely feel like Dan goes by the looks of the character which is the game. But Arin is an emotional lover and he is getting very into the personality he perceives them as having and that it can be a huge turn on or off for him.

[@ryancarrell3186]

I really appreciate that Allie will come in and defend characters randomly. Her being here really adds a lot to these episodes.

[@starburst7681]

When Charles Entertainment Cheese getting btfo, sometimes you gotta step up

[@astralinesleepyhead]

Completely fucking agree. Love Allie. She's delightful.

[@tomisabum]

@@starburst7681 The teeth were out and the battle was fought.

[@LooseCo]

The Pokemon one where she VERY AGGRESSIVELY defended how sexy Mewtwo is was hysterical

[@mimik222]

It’s even funnier cos she’s not on mic so she’s just an echo of strong opinions in the background 😭😭

[@thebadpoet]

Arin is the most chaotically body positive person and I love it.

[@reizig]

@@grabble7605 I submit that above "Word salad" communicates a relatively complex idea that would take significantly more verbiage to express "properly". If language is supposed to be about communicating, then I got the point from what they said. If instead you think the point of language is to use it "Correctly", that's fine, too. Everyone has the right to be a condescending prick, after all.

[@Andy-jh2fs]

Right? Like "LOOK AT THAT BELLY! He's a cuddler, A tier!"

[@h.e.l.p.3655]

@@grabble7605 Ok boomer

[@arithmomania1237]

Very well put

[@tomaspabon2484]

@@grabble7605 "body positive" is too arcane for you? Its a well established phrase my guy.

[@mannyheart5320]

Laughing at the fact that Arin called Twinkie The Kid a himbo when Twink is literally in his name! 🤣

[@TeapotBeepot]

The sudden addition of wolfjob at 27:38 caught me WAY off guard lmao

[@mysticflower7795]

28:38*

[@anthonyrichardel3108]

I was trying to find someone in the comments that saw it lol

[@thatssovenus]

I literally had to rewind because I stared at it for so long just thinking about wolf job that I realized I wasn't paying attention to the episode lmao

[@daviddunseith1235]

is that like a reference to something or is it just...that

[@mexicanadian0846]

I noticed this as well and was so damn confused and delighted! Like WTF where is the Twinkie? But also, I would bang wolfjob

[@SnackClip]

This is a question for Suzie - are you ever scared that a bigger stronger hairier dad like man will sweep arin off his feet and steal him from you?

[@chancefreely]

Is Arin’s perfect man… Arin?

[@TessellatedHeart]

@@chancefreely arin definitely seems like the sort of person that would sleep with a clone of himself

[@josephschultz3301]

@@TessellatedHeart I dunno if he's actually that narcissistic, but he'd definitely do it for the sake of talking about it on Game Grumps with Dan xD

[@SnackClip]

@@josephschultz3301 it’s not narcissistic to love yourself

[@Nowolf]

I mean, Arin having more love in his life doesn't mean she has to lose him, to be fair

[@Kristiekins2]

I haven't watched Grumps in a while, but "Miss me with that clown, hit me with the purple gumdrop man" is the quality content I have sorely missed.

[@mach6794]

“Oh so Himbo is a positive thing.” It’s complicated, Dan. Be happy you’re out of the loop on this one.

[@CasualLoLAddict]

I was a bit confused about that, too. Seems like people shit on the "bimbo" character, but not the "himbo" one?

[@evah4431]

@@CasualLoLAddict yea well that's simply a double standard based on classic sexism

[@reasyrandom]

​@@CasualLoLAddict The key is that kindness is a himbo's biggest characteristic, while a bimbo is mostly defined by her looks and lack of intelligence. People want a guy who can care for them, but don't care for a shallow woman. It should be said that Himbo and Bimbo are not direct equivalents, a kind strong woman is called a "Herbo".

[@Cute___E]

@@reasyrandom "Herbo" sounds so stupid though

[@IsaacRifkin]

@@Cute___E I can see how you feel that way, given that Bimbo and Himbo both hit that apex of linguistic sophistication

[@JacobFKeller]

1:04 You can hear the exact moment Dan processed what Arin had said and it totally derailed his thought process.

[@juror9668]

Arin "Is Jolly Bee tier gooch?" Dan" yeah were gonna ... WHAT?" followed by laughter. Never change Arin

[@Tony-ui7tr]

Jollibee is good shit.

[@dannyfain3961]

Timestamp?

[@UngreatfullDeath]

Never change

[@mitchellbarajas1635]

@@dannyfain3961 like the very beginning

[@joshuatheakston6653]

Not just gooch… S TIER GOOCH

[@AmazinglyAwkward]

I love that Arin is trying to give the hard sell on every single mascot meanwhile Dan is just sat in stunned silence and disbelief

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

I haven’t watched this yet but I feel like Arin will smash 90% of these mascots and Dan will smash Tony The Tiger and the Green M&M.

[@GeekMasterGames]

The channel started 10 years ago today. Happy birthday, Game Grumps!

[@Motabee]

I dare say this is actually the most important video on the entire KZbin platform

[@senatorsparky]

Hopefully Markiplier is taking notes

[@VixenVulpix266]

@@senatorsparky He probably will eventually

[@lil-tater]

imagine going back to 2013 and telling a fan who just finished watching an episode of Arin and Jon playing Goof Troop that eventually the channel would release this video

[@daggeranddoctor]

"That's a disgusting, giant baby." I was kind of expecting Arin to respond with "Dude, I'm a disgusting, giant baby." and then hilarity would ensue.

[@jamesembrey3100]

They need you on their writing staff

[@gargoyles9999]

He’s not a petite little boy but a large fat man

[@bozmundarts2614]

@@jamesembrey3100 they literally improvise this stuff, even if they ended up with the lamest episode ever, i dont think they'd have that kind of thing.

[@jamesembrey3100]

@@bozmundarts2614 dude I know, that was part of the joke “They need your talent on that thing that some people think exists but we know absolutely does not.” Ya know, the ol’ Ironic hyper confidence in an obviously nonsensical yet shockingly prevalent conspiracy theory And hilarity would ensue

[@bozmundarts2614]

@@jamesembrey3100 ik, i pooped the party.

[@Thanatos6669]

the fact they forgot they had a running bit where sugar bear was a murderous psychopath is hilarious

[@IKKI264]

These videos should be called “Arin sorts items and Dan just gives his support” lmao

[@paulthedragon1]

props to Allie for fighting her ground for Chuck-e-cheese. we also now know she finds the cast of FNAF sexy...

[@bloodmuzzle]

To be fair Glamrock Freddy can run a train on me

[@KydaWoIf]

foxy is also hot

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

@@bloodmuzzle I feel like this is a safe place to say the entire Glamrock line could get it. They each need (or would take) something different from their S/O, but that's part of the fun!

[@poofballoon]

I don't understand any of you

[@missm2925]

I mean who doesn’t

[@timallenbrown]

Chester Cheetah's redesign was always weird to me lol. The old one was more like surfer chill and laid back, and this new one was a super reserved kung-fu master stereotype almost, haha

[@jbwarner8626]

I legit miss those old Cheetos commercials from the '80s and early '90s where Chester was like a beat poet with no impulse control. They had big Looney Tunes energy, and that's my jam 😁

[@DrSteps]

The new desing gives me "hello fellow kids" vibes

[@GeeEm1313]

Yakuza member.

[@jellyskink]

Toucan Sam always has, and always will be, an S tier in my heart. Unless he insists on involving his nephews in everything. You're not a single dad, Toucan Sam, don't make me interact with children

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Toucan Sam is the father figure for his nephews. It’s incredibly selfish to expect him to put the children whom he is responsible for on the back burner just for you

[@jellyskink]

@@ketsuakagi5646 I guess I'm just not ready for a relationship with a toucan

[@namecomingsoon9517]

Dan “there’s gonna be a lot of D’s on this list” Arin “D what?” My gosh Dan you almost had it

[@PhyreI3ird]

He proved his superiority by creating the perfect opportunity and not taking the strike.

[@zynthio]

came down here looking for this lmao

[@vanilla_milkshake]

"Frankenberry has himbo energy" is a phrase I never thought I'd hear

[@lymeskyze4482]

34:58 is heartbreaking. My proudest moment of this year is giving the big boy statue inside one of the establishments a kiss on the lips for the offer of a free cookie by one of the staff members, worth it 100% that cookie was tootin delightful

[@CuppyXL]

This video inspired my wife to dress up at the Sun Maid woman for Halloween. Thank you.

[@supermatteogalaxy]

Arin’s very descriptive and detailed explanations of why he would or would not fuck every character is fanfic author material. Also, loving Dan being comfy with calming himself a furry, you go king, slay

[@BDPlaythroughs]

I went to school with a girl who even as a kid, I thought she looked exactly like the Sun Maid Raisins girl. Just put her in the costume and you'd have a spitting image.

[@wildsmiley]

Hhhottt

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Not gonna lie, I would let Tony the Tiger devastate my body.

[@NoiseDay]

I'm not a furry, but-

[@brenyatta]

I’m not really athletic, so he’d probably tire me TF out, but at the same time, he’d treat it like a workout, and go at a reasonable pace (why the hell am I going into details about this?! XD)

[@stuffz1757]

Yeah same.

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

DUDE the Noid would SO be the type of guy to be like "where's my hug?" after a date 🙄

[@Im_just_tiredd]

EW LMAO for sure

[@thevastmeow]

The noid collects katanas and fedoras 100%

[@matthewelliott7294]

@@thevastmeow and tries to get rid of Domino Pizza as well.

[@CommanderWiggins]

@@thevastmeow The Noid definitely thinks that axe body spray is an acceptable substitute for showering.

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

@@thevastmeow Oh, definitely. He's like m'pizza

[@Artofcarissa]

Me: They’ll probably put Wendys in D tier because she’s a literal child and Arin doesn’t wanna make it weird Arin: *silently moved her to S tier* Dan: That’s your girl Of course

[@Chilli3Drums]

*3 seconds of silence, Arin and Dan intently staring at Chuck E. Cheese* Arin: “He just strikes me as sexless.” *3 seconds of silence, Arin and Dan intently staring at Chuck E. Cheese*

[@FrostGhoulette]

This reads like one of those ai autocompletions😂

[@matthewelliott7294]

56 years later, Arin and Dan are still intently staring at Chuck E. Cheese.

[@FrostGhoulette]

@@matthewelliott7294 “Still sexless?” “..still sexless” they mutter.

[@chancefreely]

@@FrostGhoulette actually super accurate

[@TheMimzez]

me: tier lists are annoying, I don't care about someone elses ratings for things also me: I absolutely must watch the grumps rate how much they want to fuck various mascots

[@wolfytoons3140]

Dan: *Gives a yes or a no* Arin: *Gives character depth* Hell of a way to see a new perspective on someone.

[@freak0la]

I need a shirt that said "the cookie crisp wizard is a selfish lover" SO BAD 😭🤣🤣☠️☠️

[@justanotherhtffan]

I’d buy and wear it. I have no shame

[@shadowmaster252]

37:15 that part almost made me choke on my chips. This part caught me off guard.

[@whateverIFeelLike]

Arin jokingly asking Chuck E Cheese when he fucks kills me

[@LooseCo]

This video was hilarious. Dan was making Arin laugh a ton, and Allie's stuff about Chuck E Cheese was hilarious. I would like to see Allie given a mic similar to how the Beard Bros give Ted a mic. I enjoy what she adds to the dynamic

[@jbwarner8626]

Can't Allie just be the third Grump at this point? We're ten years in, I'd be okay with shaking up the formula 😁

[@rocksgio]

@@jbwarner8626 idk, there used to be a lot more people involved in game grumps but fans were pretty consistently rude to most of them. I've already seen some Allie hate, I'd rather she not have to get the full shit storm

[@stevensmith1129]

Yes, I've loved Allie being in the recent episodes.

[@rkagaming69]

Me: * having an absolute shit day* KZbin: Gamegrumps: hottest mascots to call daddy. Me: THANK GOD.

[@samanthahansen4876]

Same boat. Real shitty day and this helped put a smile on my face

[@candy2325]

These random videos are my favorite to watch after a long day

[@Stammer6]

I kinda wish they'd do their own tier lists and compare them at the end. This ends up being "which mascots are Arin into" instead of both of them, and I think it'd be hilarious to see where Danny stands on each of these compared to Arin

[@cookiethereeject6065]

I'm at the most surprised that Sugar bear didn't get S. Especially when they made a whole episode about him lol

[@SonicspeedLuke]

Can't get enough of that sugar crisp!

[@senatorsparky]

“Hey granny… you wanna get down?”

[@BrianGeers]

It was his problematic stance on tank ownership that knocked him down to A-tier.

[@brenyatta]

@@BrianGeers Yeah, he got way too political

[@AshTreeDweller]

Allie laying down the truth to defend Chuck E. Cheese and her random laughs you can hear from the background is the cherry on top of this delightful dessert of an episode.

[@geenpunk]

27:36 That extra mascot was smooth, I didn't even notice it until it was gone

[@millicentimeter]

Did not, in fact, know i needed this in my life. Now I want tier lists to be a regular thing on grumps.

[@Masktaster]

Please god no

[@frozenpancakes]

So many people constantly complain about their gameplay anyway. I’m down

[@Masktaster]

@@frozenpancakes but at least there's gameplay. Tier lists are lazy.

[@natron0331]

9:05 when Arin pulled up the image and started laughing I immediately laughed with him

[@princesskristan]

Never thought I would see the day where I would hear Arin and Dan say "Yassified"

[@madinalley1666]

The fact that they acknowledged every previous Cookie Crisp mascot EXCEPT for Chip the dog/wolf (the most relevant character in my experience) is infuriating.

[@BigOofMoment]

Why did you comment twice lmao

[@MegaReaperking]

count chocula looks like he has that Quagmire "Giggity" energy to me. Especially in the older artwork

[@Akemari]

I think it's cute how emotional Arin is when it comes to love. It's all about their attitude, their demeanor, etc. I'm probably reading way too much into this.

[@emememememememememe]

I, for one, don't mind that they went on tangents about their personalities. Makes the he content pure substance and I'm very satisfied.

[@anachronologist2017]

A&W Bear giving off heavy Ace/Aro vibes The Burger King seems like the sort of mascot who just sort of quietly went away after the Me Too movement.

[@pictonomii3295]

You don't need to be PC about it, the Burger King looks like a creep.