The weirdest tier list? Shirts That Go Hard

[@mattiass.6571]

Dan having to explain to Arin an Extremely Online Reference with the stepbro meme and not the other way around is shocking

[@mediocreandworse59]

To be fair, Arin was familiar with the concept but only in 2D

[@entr3_nou5]

If there's anyone I trust to get a porn reference it's definitely the guy who uses "Sexbang" as a stage name

[@astrowolvez]

I thought it was like stuck in the wall p0rn but once he mentioned washing machines I was incredibly confused. 🤣

[@delaneykeller1389]

@@astrowolvez it's the same vibe 😂 Just the one that the meme originated from was a washing machine, I believe. I think it was like "banged by my step bro while stuck in a washing machine" Oh the internet

[@Archgeek0]

"Oh piss, step-sis!"

[@sad_doggo2504]

Dan's "i'm shy lol" gives me life, so much early 2000s AIM chat energy

[@candy2325]

Those were the days 😫

[@bearpawdgamr2785]

This episode was already making my sides hurt from laughing, that quip from dan sent me!

[@Molue_]

@@FrostyComes Not _those_ days, Frosty.

[@99baking]

I snorted when I heard that part

[@Bacxaber]

13:20

[@coolboyyo654]

i love them not realizing the gaslight gatekeep girlboss one is the Heavens Gate cult logo

[@dem160d]

I thought maybe it was.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Is that an anime or something?

[@KamekFox]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Sadly, we're talking actual full-blown real life Sacrificial cult here. Heavens Gate was... a thing. Maybe look it up if you aren't too squeamish, but the basic story is they all sacrificed themselves.

[@spookadoodle]

i was really hoping allie would have known… oh well

[@astrowolvez]

Ohh I can see it now.

[@TammyTwilightRose]

"My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government" is my absolute fave shirt on this list and am glad it made it to wear at wedding

[@greedyProphet]

They need a category for "Brian could have pitched this as an NSP song."

[@liamhowey4987]

There's still time for "I Make The THX Noise When I Cum"

[@Reineerus_The_Rat]

Most of these lol. Brian's ideas are wild

[@Alabaster1223]

And another category for "Brian DID pitch this as an NSP song"

[@Idunnowhyido32]

“Sorry I don’t work here, I just fuck men AND women” ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME

[@SpookySappho]

even funnier now that Arin offically came out as bi

[@RandomAutist]

@@SpookySappho The rumour come out, does Egoraptor fuck men and women?

[@mega_bird700]

⁠@@SpookySapphoi didn’t know that! Now that’s a real top 10 things I didn’t know about Arin Hanson moment

[@SpookySappho]

@@mega_bird700 semi recently in a discord ama he specified pansexual (Seeing personality rather than gender) but EITHER WAY. still cool

[@whateverworksmate.721]

@@SpookySapphoI didn’t know that, that’s awesome

[@messydestiny]

I went on a casual 10MPH binge after this and Arin is literally wearing a "Breaking Hearts and Blasting Farts" shirt on the Guess Who episode, so it's hilariously on brand that Arin finds it funny again 7 months later

[@richardpike8748]

oh wow that's great

[@jajajasputin8927]

A very Arin thing to do, love it

[@TulipsToKiss]

please dear god if you're going to do more of these, do a split screen with the actual image so we don't have to squint at a 50x50 pixelated icon my eyes are DYING

[@rowdyriolu1]

Yeah that would make this a lot better

[@zacharykim295]

Zooming in on youtube mobile helps

[@Wertsir]

Haha, my years of writing cheatsheets on my arm in incredibly tiny fonts have finally paid off!

[@notsure1969]

Get better eyes, bro.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

it would also help them as they seem to have the same problem

[@KazukiSendoh]

Arin having an ad for their merch in the middle of the episode and then going to the merch store you see literally no items in stock or even listed is right on brand.

[@DarkZero2588]

Came here to say this. I fucking died laughing when I checked the store 🤣

[@sqweesh6159]

it’s closed for the holidays

[@YAOMTC]

Says it right at the top but I missed it at first, should have made it pop up over the page instead

[@Lambda_Ovine]

"Sorry, I don't work here, I just fuck men and women." Somehow that's the funnies shit I've heard this year so far

[@Maniac4Bricks]

Sounds like a shirt that goes hard on its own.

[@magicsasafras3414]

Honestly, i would buy that shirt

[@Iffondrel]

That "Buy a man, eat fish" shirt was so god-tier that I IMMEDIATELY stopped the video and went online and bought it.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

What? I don't get it at all. I don't understand modern humor sometimes

[@damienstired]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 its making fun of the saying "buy a man fish he eats once, teach a man to fish he eats for a lifetime" or something like that

[@requiemforameme1]

On the back: “So I can be more comfortable…!”

[@thefinalfrontear]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 man door hand hook car door

[@LilChuunosuke]

I bought one of those "women want me, fish fear me" hats (as a woman) and its literally so hard to not cave & buy more, especially as they get less comprehensible.

[@TheMildOne]

lmao the 'Let's Sacrifice Toby' shirt is from a very popular brand in the UK, it gets sold in every HMV and most alt shops. There's a load of super unhinged shirts, mugs, etc It's great

[@mattlane5632]

I see those shirts at Spencers.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I thought it was a reference to The Office since Michael hates Toby so much

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

Yeah, they're everywhere. Very corporate shirts, but they're funny at least.

[@dandarcy2539]

the artist's name is Steven Rhodes, we sell them at spencers in the US (source i work at spencers)

[@oliverbravo3634]

Imagine toby being the one getting married and coming to his wedding with the shirt on

[@GalacticAlpaca]

This was such a funny episode, holy shit. Ethan’s idea for the Power Hour is SOLID, but I also think it would be funny to see the boys come up with their own “shirts that go hard” for each other.

[@requiemforameme1]

It’d be hilarious to have fan-made submissions as well. Because Dan needs a “Yes, the carpet does match the drapes. Ladies.” shirt.

[@celevagria]

"i wouldn't be caught dead in it" says arin about the heaven's gate shirt

[@isleofwren]

would only be caught dead in adidas sneakers

[@Jay_in_Japan]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that

[@vlamm676]

I was really surprised Dan didn't recognize the Heaven's Gate logo

[@Parapocalypse]

kinda sad they didn't realize that's what it was, but at the same time that was fucking perfect lmfao

[@void.reality]

It's peak Game Grumps to not have a fucking clue about things. Wouldn't have it any other way.

[@Samantha_Lynn]

I don’t know if I should be concerned that so many are going into “wear at a wedding” but I sure as hell ain’t surprised

[@ohemdoublegee]

LA is a different breed.

[@KairuHakubi]

formality needs to die. it was never a commandment from any deity *I'm* aware of, it's just a way to weaponize classism. Classism should be used to actually improve people and get them to stop doing crimes, not wear clothes that correspond to random arbitrary standards.

[@SilverWolf_-cj4qn]

@Kairu Hakubi oh in my wedding invitations I'm putting "casual dress" unless they're part of the party. And even then I'm not making them match as long as it's the same color

[@KairuHakubi]

@@SilverWolf_-cj4qn how merciful of you in the unlikely event I get married, we're havin a nude wedding.

[@SilverWolf_-cj4qn]

@Kairu Hakubi no way? I'm being serious tho I've hated dressing up for others weddings I want people comfortable at mine

[@rudyproffitt4549]

dear god, i literally said "um, that's arial" at the same time that arin did, and my life flashed before my eyes

[@Moonblaster13]

same, glad it wasn't just me lol

[@SuperYoshiInvasion]

I said "no times new roman is serif" at the same time lol

[@leightonrud66]

Cap. Unless you talk to yourself like a psychopath

[@becausesakamoto5938]

Found the comment thread with all the graphic designers, we stand together

[@richardpike8748]

I started wondering if it was Arial or Calibri, ngl

[@McBehrer]

3:20 oh, Old Bay. "I'm calling my old bae"

[@stevendorries]

OH, that makes more sense

[@hannabooklover]

Ooooohhh I didn’t get that until now lol

[@craigape]

It took me quite a zoom in to see it, but once I did I got it. That one's wedding material.

[@thewingedporpoise]

I literally watched BDGs old bay jingle just before this so I was primed, beautiful

[@solkat4271]

As soon as he said Facebook Movie, I immediately got a flashback to Arin sleep deprivedly ranting to Dan about Spider Man and Mark Zuckerberg.

[@Dandylion567]

That's why it was so low. Arin must still really hate Jesse Eisenberg.

[@mintman325]

Mother fuckin Jessie Eisenberg CRAZY Winklevoss twins rowing

[@AustinNebbia]

9:52 So who's gonna tell Dan that this is a riff on the logo for the Heaven's Gate cult? Which makes it like outrageously more insensitive.

[@jajajasputin8927]

I had no idea oogh

[@Mrbuttboi]

Let him stay innocent

[@lucyyyiww]

“this is the corporate version of this meme” lmao

[@sneezemcleeze]

I love hearing dans explanations as if he doesn't own a shirt that says "I shaved my balls for this?"

[@cats1970]

Spencer watching Ethan and the grumps laugh at silly shirts is such a nice visual 😌

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Aw man, wtf?! This is the top comment so it's an instant spoiler!

[@cats1970]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 ah fuck i’m sorry man :( well it’s still fun to have a little extra ethan with the boys!!

[@ohemdoublegee]

@@cats1970 A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!♡♡

[@Briggleton]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Well the whole point with comments is to explicitly discuss what happens within the video

[@venusplease6501]

now they need to get all of the wear to a wedding choices for the power hour

[@emmyabroad]

tbh a wedding outfit try-on video (including these shirts) sounds like a perfectly chaotic 10MPH episode

[@Shoulderpads-mcgee]

Say yes to the shirt!

[@thatluckypanda_]

18:53 oh my god the Korean dramas ad segue bit is SO REAL I literally just watched a kdrama that had **prominent** Subway product placement and it killed me 💀

[@cyton18]

34:15 😂 I work at a Best Buy and think that would be hilarious. I’m surprised “Best Boi” wasn’t a shirt that ended up on the list. When Arin said “oh, sorry I don’t work here I just f**k men and women” I lmao… followed by Dan’s “ok, I’ll just find the camera section by myself” 🤣 comedy gold

[@JojoSchmo]

I don’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. I really needed this. :’)

[@spaceacekaitlin333]

I need that “I have mental Illinois” shirt. 😂

[@dem160d]

I fucking CACKLED

[@themac6356]

@@dem160dConsidering your skeleton pfp, I’d be surprised if you didn’t lol

[@drudle]

The gasp from Allie during the silence following Dan saying, "Arin, how can it have an angel? It's a font" is now my new ringtone.

[@WulfyFang3]

One of my favorite shirts: it's red with the Mickey Mouse emblem, and in the Disney font, it just says Daddy. My Ma got it for me for Christmas because she misread it.

[@jasperoforange]

Still feel like they should each have their own tier list pulled up, just for the difference between them XD

[@honeycombc]

The fact that Ethan just joined the episode out of nowhere makes me so happy

[@zetakirby]

Has anyone else noticed that dan over the years has started to sound more like his dad with the uhhhhhh aahhhhhh pauses when he’s explaining things from memory xD

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

In one of the wheel of fortune episodes he did say he was becoming more dad-like Right after getting a bankrupt and going "Ok, here we go"

[@gooberdudebear]

y'all are sleeping on "if she don't suck me like a crab leg, I'm calling my Old Bay", that one is absolute gold

[@lovelybuddy143]

I’m 25 minutes into the video and I am JUST NOW getting that joke because of this comment 😂

[@L33PL4Y]

It takes too much work and highly specific cultural knowledge to understand. D tier at best.

[@NashaWriter85]

I was gonna say, any other MD'ers sad they didn't get it? lol. ((not really sad, Im being hyperbolic ))

[@lucaslafleur9653]

I love how Arin always says “hey dan you make the calls” then immediately takes the wheel

[@anniemal8030]

Them not knowing “i’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” from mean girls, hurts me a lil bit

[@pixxieestixx]

AGREED

[@highvoltage988]

Arin and Dan I can forgive, but not even Ally knew!

[@thatgaymerguy7227]

Adding in the Mr Brightside reference they missed

[@candy2325]

Omg yes and freakin ally got it wrong too lol 😂 her response was odd lmao

[@GopherAndTuk]

@@thatgaymerguy7227 That one was especially ironic for Danny, since 10 Second Songs included NSP as one of their styles for a Mr. Brightside cover.

[@hawkeyestegosaurus5680]

I saw the 'born to shit- forced to wipe' on the back of an Akira jacket. It's still funny

[@jNetDowling]

The fact that the Grumps didn't notice that the hollow my bones shirt uses the Grumps font made me die a little

[@MissingNo_]

The Best Bi shirt at Best Buy "Sorry I don't work here, I just fuck men and women." Had me dying.

[@geekyariel]

I want to say that I didn't immediately go to Etsy to look up that cracker barrel shirt and then purchase it. But that's exactly what I did. Can't wait to wear it to dinner 😭🤣😂

[@wonderlandzer0]

Same but with the "Best Bi" shirt 😂

[@littlebugguy]

What’s truly hysterical is that Arin’s “Oh sorry I don’t work here, I just fuck men and women” on a shirt would go astronomically hard

[@cats1970]

From now on I’ll introduce new viewers to GG by showing Dan asking for the basic idea and Arin getting flustered because instructions are his Kryptonite

[@zoeunknown]

The "Lets Sacrifice Toby" T-shirt is actually a by Australian graphic designer Steven Rhodes. I own a couple of his shirts off Threadheads, but he has a lot of awesome and funny designs that are also aesthetically appealing. Which I think is a pretty hard thing to accomplish without it looking like some redbubble crap

[@meat-so8ff]

I just bought that shirt like a week ago

[@HEELKAIJU]

Hearing Allie's faint wheeze-laugh @ 17:54 just made my day.

[@Alabaster1223]

13:16 i think of "im shy lol" four times a day

[@dem160d]

Allie's high pitched giggle gives me life.

[@Crim_5009]

Her quiet wheeze at 17:51 kills me

[@503leafy]

I like that at 4:55 as well.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

'Born to piss; forced to cum' got me in a way I haven't experienced in a long time.

[@Crim_5009]

“I’m shy lol” _-Dan Avidan 2022_

[@deuscereus]

I think legitimately my favorite things about the tier list videos is Allie laughing in the background.

[@oddojaggins]

There were some real bangers here, I was really hoping they would have one I've seen recently that was a skeleton cowboy that said " I'm not afraid of hell, I've eaten at Arby's "

[@iwasbornonamonday112]

Arin says "be gay, do crime" right at 4:20 and I think it's a win for us gays

[@rayv4481]

Still waiting on that Harvester Finale boys.

[@Medahlian]

There's a hidden video in the Harvester playlist so it's probably coming soon!

[@Guitargoddess843]

It's so good! I'm glad they see we want more

[@FrostGhoulette]

@@Medahlian Thank you for the invigorated hope on this day😌

[@mysticalmind5115]

i loved the surprise Ethan appearance:) Some of those shirts had me crying lmao this was a funny one!

[@nosferat-ew]

29:34 Blast from the Past was one of my family’s favorite movies back in the day! I didn’t realize most people hadn’t seen it until I got older and no one got any references from it. Highly recommend :)

[@yourcousinspooky]

I think its really funny that there was a whole bit plugging the merch when the merch store is closed for the holidays until January (as it should!) Just perfect timing Arin!

[@kelseybarton]

they could have kept the images up so i could see the designs lol

[@CasualVader]

So I misread that title as “Ranking the best Shits that go hard” and was worried but unsurprised.

[@RicPendragon]

"I have mental Illinois" has the same energy as "I brained my damage"

[@DirtsteveGAME]

I’m glad they didn’t spoil Ethan in the thumbnail, him randomly showing up was a nice surprise. Also I want to say the “excellent coochie” shirt I personally really like because of the Animal Crossing design lol, I feel like that joke went over their heads a bit.

[@rodmullen64]

Yet here you are spoiling it for us mid video commenters

[@DirtsteveGAME]

@@rodmullen64 that’s something I thought about when I commented this, but then I thought that you shouldn’t really read comments before a video or during a video. The comment section should be for discussing the video imo. I am sorry you got spoiled tho.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

@@DirtsteveGAME What? Like lots I always scroll through comments AS I watch to have something to do and I comment AS I watch or else I'll forget!

[@DirtsteveGAME]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 I know people do that, I do it sometimes myself but I always know the risk that something could be spoiled about the episode.

[@UnclaimedSponge]

@@rodmullen64 lol What are the rest of us meant to comment on then? The weather? "How bout that local sports team? They sure are doin stuff."

[@MrKing-231]

My wife bought our oldest boy that "let's sacrifice Toby" shirt and a bunch more from that line. No matter how hard I try I will never be able to out parent that woman. She's got worlds greatest mom on autopilot without even breaking a sweat.

[@PotPynamite]

Is the Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss shirt design based off of the Heaven's Gate cult logo?

[@jaxonwells604]

yes! im so surprised they didnt realize that lmao

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Is that an anime or something?

[@PotPynamite]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 No, it was a real-life cult in the 90s. Trigger warning if you decide to look up, they did some gross and sad stuff

[@ishouldhelpthisguy]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 no it's a cult lol

[@TheSpektrum1989]

hell yeah, more Ally laughing for the eventual Ally laughing compilations!

[@briand624]

33:56 Right there is how long it took for the suck me like crab leg shirt to make sense

[@kaytinahewitt]

I'm so glad Dan saw Blast from the Past. It's one of my favorites!

[@iamymai]

Same! It's prime Brendan Fraser, and the cast across the board is excellent!

[@LadyWervyn]

29:35 Man, I just came for the t-shirts, I wasn't expecting Dan to give a glowing review to Blast from the Past, it's a classic in my family!

[@NWolfsson]

As a gay dude, I would totally wear "BG /DC ; Be Gay, Do Crime" to a lesbian friend's wedding.

[@demarisoxman4600]

personally I would wear My Tummy Hurts And I Hate The Government on any given day, because there's a good 80% chance that they'd both be true.

[@throwwway9152]

"it's a little too close to a real stereotype" as a non American I would really like to know what's going on in philadelphia

[@omnidiscord]

as a marylander, them not understanding the old bay one took years off of my life

[@Manigeitora]

I will 100% give Dan the "not that I watch them" thing for the "help stepbro" porn. Going to the front page of ANY porn site, it's fucking INUNDATED with that shit, because apparently like 70% of the fucking US is obsessed with incest but don't want to admit it so it's gotta be step-incest. It's absolutely insane how much of porn is that kind of thing nowadays

[@c.r.blankenship9040]

I’ve also seen memes referencing it on regular social media so you could easily come across it naturally

[@bee.0415]

DUDE. HOW DID THEY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE HEAVENS GATE CULT, IT MAKES THAT SHIRT SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

[@braydenchadwick9836]

“Wouldn’t be caught dead” 😂

[@katesperinck1401]

Does it make the shirt better tho?

[@bee.0415]

@@katesperinck1401 yes.

[@pedrostormrage]

18:08 "Okay b call the cops, I'll have sex with them" I'd wear that specifically around Karens

[@astralantithesis]

as an illinois resident i need the mental illinois shirt IMMEDIATELY

[@basicbrittani]

The Girlboss, Gaslight and Gatekeep as the Heaven Gate Cult logo is absolutely feral. I love it.

[@NaniMoose]

How does that category even work? Do they change shirts on the way to the toilet?

[@Scarygothgirl]

My thought was when I'm at a hook-up's place and they have housemates so I throw on a shirt and undies to go to the bathroom so I'm half way decent.

[@50shadesofgandalfthegrey]

as soon as I saw the Garfield "I'm a GAMER" shirt, i was like "oh they're gonna love this."

[@stumadeit]

Didn’t Arin reference that Tweetie Bird shirt a couple of years back?

[@michaelneto4404]

I read that "it started out with a kiss" one, like the song Mr. Brightside and I'm kinda surprised they didn't do the same

[@puddinbuns]

I thought the regular mom t-shirt was a reference to Mean Girls when the mom is like “i’m not a regular mom i’m a cool mom” wink

[@bassyplaya123456]

“It started out with a kiss” shirt is a killers lyric reference which makes it perfect for a wedding.

[@rencahill8957]

i love the "grumps games to play" tab being open lmfao

[@katjosephperez8772]

“I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom” - Amy Pohler as “Regina’s Mom with the Rock Hard Tits” in Mean Girls. That’s the base reference with some Facebook advertising sparkle

[@katjosephperez8772]

The nipple shirt at 13:14 is also likely inspired by Mean Girls, but I think a lot of people could’ve come up with that on their own. It’s classier bc it’s hemmed. The problem with this is trying to keep the nips perfectly in the holes without wearing any type of bra. Unlike Mean Girls, this feels like it’s not supposed to come with other clothes. It’s akin to assless chaps

[@MattnessLP]

Since you guys were talking about seamlessly integrated ads, please PLEASE look up the Chilean Star Wars edits featuring beer brand Cerveza Cristal!

[@AnimeFan_2013]

4:19 8:41 - Hahahahaha 20:07 - Oh wow, that's awesome 25:57 - WHAAAAT!?? 31:56 - Hahahaha, that one's good 34:30 - Hahahaha, wow

[@Mcwollybob]

I can't believe neither Dan nor Arin realized that the "It started out with a kiss" shirt is a reference to that one song Mr. Brightside

[@loganbulmer]

I love how Ethan just joins the video halfway in

[@honey_bramble]

I need fanart of them in these shirts. Casually. Just standing around.

[@em5114]

I want these shirts to start showing up in animations with zero explanation or acknowledgment. 😂

[@familyguyfeline]

18:34 when arin plugged the water bottle, i reached for mine to take a sip and when i tried to unscrew the lid the handle on it immediately broke.

[@crafter239]

Actual tears of joy came to my eyes as Arin name dropped salt lake city 😂 I need a shirt like that now

[@executivelypunk]

"my tummy hurts and i'm mad at the government" will be mine someday, just you wait

[@Circuittry]

Arin: *Takes the wheel from Dan* Dan: "You just took the wheel from Jesus."

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

He said "You WOULD take the wheel from Jesus"

[@Circuittry]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Αre you crazy sure about that? 6:18

[@FourOhFourEntertainment]

"It started out with a kiss, how did it end up with piss" That's... That's a reference to Mr. Brightside by The Killers and I'm living for it.

[@joshmartin5575]

I absolutely love hearing Ally in the background. I know she gets a hard rep from a lot of people, but hearing her in episodes makes my day every time.

[@amestasiaa]

This whole episode feels like a fever dream and i love it

[@mustardofdoom]

Dying laughing the whole time. Dan saying "I'm shy lol" really got me.

[@micromoron]

Them not getting "I'm calling my old bay" is killing me

[@daviejay]

On a humorous level, yes... on a real level I would never be caught dead in any of these shirts.

[@nicolassycamore]

if someone told me “nice ass sorry abt the mental illness” i think i would fall in love in 2 seconds flat

[@xorinoa]

Blast from the Past is a rad movie, hell yeah! It's a super sweet movie.

[@Centrifuze]

16:25 Arin and Dan missing the reference to Mr. Brightside feels bad. I was really hoping I'd get to hear them sing it. 😂😂

[@RagingRedhead69420]

The ‘let’s sacrifice Toby’ shirt is by a Brand/guy named Steven Rhodes, I have a couple of his shirts, they are all satirical and edgy like that. They’re actually amazing.

[@justarandomchaneldontmindm9098]

I would just like to note that the Gasslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss shirt around 10:00 is made into the symbol for the Heaven's Gate cult. So yes it's trying to hard and I'm not sure that makes it any funnier but there is a layer there that was missed

[@brianumphreyville2204]

Andy and Darnold are reviewing tshirts! Michelle get in here!

[@pleightfour]

5:08 Ninja sex party NEEDS to make a song about this