Our Police Experiences - GOONS #12

[@BlargMyShnoople]

Next year I will probably have an FBI experience

[@uncleboobs625]

the fact that you are assuming it concerns me

[@mitchellalonso3820]

We can't wait

[@AHHHHHHHSHHSHS]

Make mcnasty do a box reveal

[@lankenstein3045]

Cmere big boiii

[@Elijah11185]

Im listening to u talk about pp creek Ohio and not my English teacher

[@TcGamerP116]

I’d love to hear grizzy’s cop stories. No reason.

[@inging421]

yep totally not stereotype based. nope

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Don't know where that came from...i couldn't guess...

[@kirby9035]

my exact thoughts honestly, i want to know what experiences he has if any at all

[@logangreen7645]

I do to. There isn't any reason here but

[@noixus1086]

People really getting silently pressed. I agree tho

[@Red-zt4pi]

As a Midwesterner, I can confirm, we have all seasons at all times

[@perspectivemedia7142]

Wisconsin gang

[@connerwilson9583]

Ohio gang

[@sirkylogaming]

@@perspectivemedia7142 Wisco gang

[@gamingrebel3929]

Iowa gang harvest time babyyy

[@porkyboidale8919]

Especially in Michigan

[@13autumnmoon12]

It's stories like this that makes me understand why Doo is still a virgin.

[@albertoespinoza9328]

The fuckin skid mark

[@nicholas_gurr]

Alberto Espinoza Skid Hooooooo!

[@sassygrass8646]

Imagine a woman seeing that 😭😭😭😭

[@albertoespinoza9328]

Facts

[@KevinJohnson-jk4gy]

Sex is overrated

[@notpresent8257]

Last time I was this early McNasty was still playing RuneScape in the room while his friends did the nasty

[@daydreamerr5165]

Okay but before or after he sat on the bed with them while they did??

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

@@daydreamerr5165 I'm trying to unhear that so hard pls help...😌😂

[@xtexaschainsawx]

@Decaying_ Frogs wait what?

[@punisher1223]

Aha Ep 9 huh?

[@oraboris]

As a Missourian, I agree about all the weathers in one day.

[@ratcone3339]

It's just as bad up here in iowa

[@FranchiseJamo12]

Michigan is worse

[@jadenstout8812]

Michigan can’t be worse than Missouri it’ll be 90 then 30 then we get a tornado and flooding at the same time then it snows

[@Dalejrandsr88]

Kentucky tends to be the same way

[@crystal_panda6491]

Ok, but have you heard of Louisiana? We will go from 100 degrees to 30 in about 45 minutes, then its always humid, and the temperatures are always extreme.

[@bitzythedog2887]

“You’re the coolest nerd.” “Aww thanks babe!” “It’s like being the smartest kid in the special ED class”

[@damonjcrouse]

Me pulling the gun out of my mouth when I see a Goons Podcast goes up.

[@Red-zt4pi]

*puts toaster down*

[@inging421]

takes toaster out of bathtub

[@AMoistEggroll]

*Unlocks the lock from the chains*

[@ghoulferatu598]

*uncocks shotgun*

[@Person-qj1mg]

Opens garage door and turns off car

[@perspectivemedia7142]

I’m shocked soup didn’t talk about his run in with the FBI for that one GMOD video he made

[@crankyanker2682]

Whaaaaat

[@NeroLeblanc]

@@crankyanker2682 He has a vid on it still up. He went into roleplay gmod and met a really weird guy. He was later questioned about the guy he met in game by the FBI

[@nobodyyt7556]

@@NeroLeblanc what was weird about the guy?

[@sandbag2057]

@@nobodyyt7556 he was roleplaying in Auchzuits and im pretty sure he said some seriously bad shit

[@1kanyestan394]

@@nobodyyt7556 he was talking about shooting up his school or job

[@Benizzor]

11:42 As a Michigander, I can completely agree and confirm that today where I live, it was 36 in the morning and it is currently 2:30 pm and its almost 70. It rained 2 days ago with the sun out and rainbows were everywhere and it was 76 degrees. This week it is expected to be an average of 43.

[@MerkFreeks]

Michigan gang, big facts

[@moogle_0748]

What part in in detroit

[@moogle_0748]

I'm in detroit

[@MerkFreeks]

@@moogle_0748 Detroit same, can't have shit

[@devinfischer910]

from southwest Michigan

[@puttumsftw8478]

We used to call "Ding dong ditch" " Ring the bell and run like hell"

[@Liquidchungus]

We called it “knock on the door and beat em with violence and gore”

[@willthechill3992]

I like that better than ding dong ditch

[@ry4435]

i shouldn’t have laughed as hard as i did

[@evillp12]

Knock Knock and buckshot

[@loganpauley1981]

The fastest human made object to be launched was a man hole cover that got launched into space by a nuclear bomb test

[@thegruncle246]

Sadly, following the Solar Plus, Juno, and Helios probes; our intrepid sewer hat has been bumped to 5th.

[@RoastFlea61]

@@thegruncle246I think in terms of within the atmosphere that sewer cap is still #1 I could be wrong tho

[@salsabalsa786]

Made a wrong decision listening to this in math class. My teacher asked me why i'm laughing and I couldn't speak.

[@zackspiegel1831]

*asked but ye

[@salsabalsa786]

@@zackspiegel1831 oh yea lol. my grammar in this is terrible. i didnt pay attention writing it. thanks lol

[@dusty-dream]

very relatable 😂

[@zackspiegel1831]

@@salsabalsa786 no prob Bob

[@gabehern.219]

I would be scared that my audio would play out loud.

[@noahdohm4004]

only podcast i listen to and thank god it doesn’t have any ads😂😂

[@PROUDxRUSHxDENIER]

Until they get a sponsor, but i hardly thought that.

[@jarockmeadows7499]

The joe Rogan podcast isn’t really that bad I used to hate joe I thought he was some big shot but Hees actually a decent truth telling guy and his podcasts are hella educational

[@PROUDxRUSHxDENIER]

Rip to ppl who dont know joe rogan, before his podcast.🤣🤣😂😂

[@jmanshinobi3714]

Try the misfits podcast

[@noahdohm4004]

jmanshinobi2605 u nah i’m good i don’t listen to podcasts a lot so j this one is fine thanks tho!!

[@False97]

They were right about the not liking Gandhi thing. He was responsible for the India Pakistan divide. We were the same country before. But still a cool guy who likes photosynthesis

[@crankyanker2682]

Yeah but like the British were horrible to those people

[@anmolsinghbath9434]

Meh. Not really a cool guy. Prior to his joke of a peace movement he was a lawyer for Indian workers in South Africa. He believed that the native South Africans were sub-human. During his movement he was typically found sleeping around tons of naked women. He said he did this to test his "ability to not get turned on" or something like that. One of those women was his 12 year old niece. He also wrote in his diary that he thought Sikhs were Hindus for the longest time until his Sikh friend told him otherwise. A lot of Punjabis believe the conspiracy theory that Gandhi was influential enough to stop the hanging of 3 prominent Punjabi freedom fighters in 1931 but didn't do so because he was anti-Punjabi. The list goes on. Overall, he was a joke of a person and I'm so glad many of the youth in the west are now finding out how unmonumental his life truly was.

[@TrentFalkenrath]

I have a funny story about cops. So, I'm an over-the-road trucker with a sleeper cab semi-truck. One thing I've got in my truck is a 5 gal bucket for the purpose of taking a shit when the bathroom is on the other side of the massive truckstop parking lot. If ya line the bucket with a trash bag and put kitty litter in it, ya won't get stunk out of your cab. In case of emergency ya know. But anyway, I was driving down an empty country road in Minnesota and I felt like I was gunna shit myself inside out. There was no rest areas for 50 miles, so I had to pull over and use my bucket... Well... guess who saw me pulled over with my 4-way flashers on? Yeah... I just finished dumping and I saw my the blues and reds. So, I hurriedly put my pants back on and waited for the cop to walk up to my window. We greeted each other and he asked, "So, is everything ok? Ya blow a tire?" "Nah man, I... uhhh... I had a code brown." He immediately took a big step back, gave a thumbs up and walked back to his police cruiser holding back his laugher. Bruh... I'd never been so embarrassed...

[@s4altyb4dg3r]

Dooo is for sure right about the midwest weather. I live in West/Central Illinois and the weather here is absolutely crazy, we can definitely get all 4 seasons in the same day.

[@UnknxwnErrxr404]

McNasty: I like The trees in Oregon Me: What trees? The fire: 🔥 🌲 🔥 🌳 🔥

[@benjisilva7198]

Blarg: "Is this still going? Are we done?" We asked that question every podcast

[@juliuskingsley4434]

"doesn't internet travel at the speed of light?" *dies*

[@itsjavi5214]

data does often travel at the speed of light

[@christianfozzard4675]

"mcnasty is relatively stupid." 🤣 dooo gets me sometimes with his nonchalant insults

[@BigTony-bf5jr]

Eddie Van Halen died today and I’m in a piss poor mood, maybe this’ll make me laugh

[@skufed5150]

same man. he was my idol

[@sullivan0_0shaw]

Dude, same he was my biggest guitar hero, i cried when i heard the news

[@yadayada4690]

Lol you guys need a wholesome episode or segment for Dooo

[@yadayada4690]

@PsuedoSane 1413 He spoke more on this episode but the last 2 or 3 were basically crickets. I enjoy the show as is but I just feel bad for him sometimes. He's just in the corner silent 😂.

[@kys.kessia]

i was at the store and i heard something fall and apparently some woman had a seizure and fell and busted her head open. the sight was awful she was just bleeding all over the floor. and her poor child was just screaming and crying saying no mommy don’t die or something like that. it was crazy.

[@crankyanker2682]

Okay

[@beetheturtle]

The shade thrown at MiniLadd is hysterical i love it

[@RichardHunslet1963]

Timestamp?

[@suckanegg69]

@@RichardHunslet1963 around 20 mins

[@KinyokuChannel]

Listening in class trying to suppress my laughter to not look like a crazy person

[@sukablyat5325]

Just mute your mic

[@festivalboat9068]

And turn of your camera

[@manks5491]

i love when blag uses his slang and no one but canadians get it, or ontarians

[@murris5591]

i'm Canadian and i don't get it at all

[@mrbeefy604]

Fuck Ontario - the cold ass bitches beside Ontario

[@James_Randal]

Blag.

[@gabethegoat4092]

My old town was right next to the Pee Pee Creek in Ohio and now I'm just in Columbus Ohio. What a lame switch.

[@thestiffsock7535]

my town in ohio is the lamest fucking town ever 👁👁

[@marct6613]

@@thestiffsock7535 Idk man, mine's pretty lame.

[@thestiffsock7535]

@@marct6613 ZANESVILLE IS WORSE 💔💔💔

[@infamous8131]

I love that they all screamed at the alarm and then continued business casual.

[@joshuaboss22]

7:39 now that’s what I call school rivalry

[@Mystevix]

McNasty is actually right- I’ve been hit by a guy speeding (hit and run) while riding my horse and miraculously somehow only broke my wrist (my horse died, unfortunately). The cops blamed me and my mom (who was with me at the time) for not using the crosswalk. Every encounter I’ve had with the police in my town has been awful, honestly.

[@sleepy8308]

living in Missouri kinda sucks, I've lived here my entire life, the weather is wack asf.

[@tylercox1875]

That’s the same as Mississippi 😂

[@tylercox1875]

night butterfly Mississippi? Me too

[@tylercox1875]

night butterfly or should I say the land mass between mobile and monroe

[@tylercox1875]

night butterfly I’m in Hinds county south of Jackson

[@KodyDaFox]

I live in the Midwest, I can confirm that we have all four seasons in a day.

[@imatoasterstrudel4704]

I like how Doo has accepted being the group gay now

[@aidendaniel6042]

I’m in high school right now and all the teachers have slightly expressed how much school doesn’t help or prove how smart you are. Public school ain’t it

[@x.xn.x102]

Them goddamn Democrats messin wit our edumacation.

[@Edloss]

Holyshit mcnasty’s shid story caught me off guard....imagine the confusion for whoever discovers that

[@bta4905]

The energy goes from 10 to 0 back to 20

[@bta4905]

Time stamp 20 min

[@TylerRSims]

Dooo I feel you in the seasons, I live in Ohio and that’s exactly how the weather is here

[@MySlipknotmaniac]

"Charlie take notes" I died

[@lexiplays1252]

31:40 I love how casually they continue the sentence after that

[@kr1on1c__65]

😂

[@diabetic4827]

I’m never going to eat while listening to this podcast ever again

[@yadayada4690]

😂😂😂

[@moe8885]

i learned not to do that when i listened to the Poop and Cheese episode

[@diabetic4827]

FrostBug oh I did and I was eating a slice of cake during that time and well lets just say I didn’t finish the slice

[@Glizzardyt]

As an Ohioan, I can agree with their take of our weather.

[@Cleepington.]

ⁱʰʲᵗggje

[@daylinlevin8394]

One of my coworkers says my friending unironically. He is Hindi, nice guy. Funny to mess with him sometimes.

[@mintsamich]

As a Texan, it is really cold and it snows a lot here, actually just had a horrific ice storm at 3 degrees

[@USSR-ee2em]

There is one thing faster than the speed of light and that is a priest through a playground

[@MentalAutist]

i left this on over night and just put on my headphones to have the first thing i hear "just nothing but piss, piss creek" this is the best day ever

[@racc2979]

RIP Eddie Van Halen

[@austinstrange601]

Yuh

[@guts60]

My grandparents live in Ohio. My parents were born in Ohio, despite living in Japan now. I visit Ohio often, the seasons are fucked up. Snow in the Summer and hot temps in Winter

[@carbonrobin]

Hey I eat sandbags heart if you life like this too

[@christo6360]

yes.

[@waglzz]

🤨

[@boss06829]

I live in Ohio, and I agree with all the weather talk. In Ohio we have a snow storm and the next day a tornado touched down.

[@scuffed_chicken8394]

20:00 mcnasty was so adult like wow

[@markorlik3871]

God damn McNasty is so loud sometimes that I almost get heart attack

[@heereez]

What a time to be alive when goons uploads. Love all the goons boys

[@kalanbrown2351]

I live in New York and like a few minutes off of Lake Ontario. I can confirm, we can get every season multiple times a day.

[@thefrenchiestfry656]

As a Kansan, I can attest that Midwest weather is craaaazy

[@booschill9487]

As a guy that lives in Kansas, I can confirm that we have strange weather patterns. Kansas in the summer is burning hot sometimes and in the winter it is freezing cold sometimes. Kansas tends to skip fall and spring.

[@iamnotproudlol2315]

Stan the agent Sebastian for clear skin

[@lemurplays5134]

As a Minnesota resident, yeah 4 seasons every day

[@whats_up_2469]

Almost fell asleep to this podcast but got woken up to Mcnasty burping.... I’m not complaining.

[@rusty1415]

Mcnasty, Soup, Doo and Blarg Attorneys at Law

[@boss06829]

When I get a spam phone call I answer with : stark county morgue, you stab them we slab them.

[@lelouchlamperouge3173]

I like using "you've reached (my city) sperm bank, you jack it, we pack it, thanks for coming

[@elimartin5028]

The expansion of space is faster than the speed of light

[@elimartin5028]

But in dumb dumb words light slower than space

[@festivalboat9068]

Me thanks you explained clear

[@brandonhoneycutt8255]

2 minutes after it was posted, new record for me

[@steel_wizard4972]

Same

[@applesnider6856]

11:34 Live in West TN and can confirm, Winter is 4-8 am, Spring at 9 am-12 pm, Summer 1-5 pm then Fall the rest of the time right now.

[@grayrussell612]

I have also pissed out my window, too lazy to got the bathroom

[@MytxMix]

yooooo yes Dooo, I live in East Texas and I experience all the seasons in one day. It was 35 degrees this morning and now it's almost 90 degrees.

[@WickedWiener21]

45:20 *There is one imposter among us*

[@kyleg-rover7707]

As a northeasterner, we also get all seasons in a 24 hour period

[@DLIVR]

I can't watch these guys when coding, I started naming my variables peepeepoopoo

[@might_e]

Double cockAndBallTorture;

[@DLIVR]

bool MyFriending = True

[@olgarzeszutek4346]

54:06 well it's common with hangmen too that they piss themselves. Once a stray cat, somehow, hung itself on a clothesline in my backyard. From the window it looked as it was just sitting and staring at something with teeth out. I was scared it was rabid, so I approached with a rake. Then I noticed that it's dead and wet

[@squid2708]

Me: has been thinking about dropping out of high school right when I enter it GØØNS: Drop out of school kids Me: ITS A SIGNNNN

[@crankyanker2682]

Don’t drop out of highschool! That is the worst decision you could make rn

[@clockworks360]

As a high school senior, don't drop out. High school is going to be a bitch and hell on earth but you can get through it. But this decision is all up to you.

[@squid2708]

@@clockworks360 ok don't worry im not gonna

[@ohiomangaming8622]

I live in Ohio a few miles from lake Erie. I can confirm that the weather is like having all for seasons in one day

[@inging421]

think that’s hell? i live on the coast of lake michigan

[@ohiomangaming8622]

@@inging421 oof that's a bummer I get what's left over from your storms

[@cherycoke29]

Poggers in the chat kids.

[@stinkybdudnh]

6 seconds

[@the_clown1987]

poggers

[@yahir_2x934]

Poggers

[@Persholm1]

paggurs

[@moe8885]

poggers

[@Alyssa-ol1jm]

blarg's prank call story made me cry for some reason god that's so funny

[@connorsosa2]

That gender reveal fire was 1 1/2 miles away from me lmaooo

[@nathanmccracken6907]

No word of a lie these podcasts get me through my midnight shift🤣

[@meow2492]

Mcnasty has the best stories ever. Even when he lost his v card it was an amazing tale

[@davidhelm7687]

24:43 What's up dooo😎

[@dowhateveruwan4125]

haha doo virigin

[@phuckian3266]

Classic mcnasty dropping bombs like "I sAw A dEaD bOdY"

[@cohenpark2004]

They’re talking about how F’d school is and I’m listening to them while doing online school, I agree with them

[@SkillfulLupus]

2 minutes of silence for 4 billion missing crabs

[@henryhernandez9653]

You guys should talk about viral videos that you saw as kids.

[@dylanwaddell1539]

What a godsend, i just finished listening to the other podcasts at work and needed another

[@d1spl4yt3n5]

I've lived in Ohio my entire life and I've never once heard of Pee Pee Creak, Ohio but its an 1 and 33 minutes from where I live so I might go tbh

[@antisocial2321]

Any particular reason?

[@d1spl4yt3n5]

@@antisocial2321 because it was mentioned in a goons podcast episode

[@BraindeadMH]

Its been a tough time for me but a new podcast episode should cheer me up 👍🏼

[@nutcase1138]

Best podcast in pee pee creek I live oddly close to pee pee creek and I dont know if that's a good or bad thing XD (imma go there now just for the shits and giggles)

[@christophermiller5433]

From southwest Ohio here. Had one day went from 65F in the morning, 2pm was 80F, 6pm was 55F, by 10pm it was 30F. Went to Missouri for Basic/AIT from end of June to Halloween, also got all four seasons

[@hiashi1943]

29:00 I was born just after 9/11, so I didn't see it, so it didn't happen

[@tylerpease574]

straight up mcnasty lives near me due this was up in october 6th when the fires near sonoma county were still going on. Damn this dude lives near SF

[@Karisulini]

Who’s end is this recorded from? I’m assuming mcnasty?

[@JT-pt8ou]

mhm

[@Kilorl]

6:50 I DID THAT BEHIND MY SCHOOL SHED. AND WIPED WITH THE CORNER TOO!! MCNASTY LETS GOO

[@yeahimpokie9704]

As a Midwesterner I can confirm there is a high chance of getting hypothermia and have a heat stroke in the same day

[@LilWillforChrist1998]

Hyperthermia is also caused by overheating. Did you mean hypothermia?

[@MrMarrok657]

listened on spotify at work earlier. you guys get me through my shit ass job.

[@MytxMix]

51:19 idk not that long ago, this person accidently hit a cop that was picking up some trash off the road at night. The person that hit the cop didn't go to jail, because it was an accident. And I think they got charged but they didn't go to jail.

[@caminorletshunt8809]

i love how they just talk about the most absurd shit and whatever and then just in the middle of it: yea trees in fall are soooo biutifull that threw me off so bad thats way to wholesome for the goons

[@lostlothbrok7156]

So imagine being musically talented... RICH AND FIT and still be a virgin 😂😂😂 Grizzy, comments?

[@belg3745]

Am from PA and yes we get all seasons anytime of the year

[@adan1447]

We need face cams on it’ll make it way way funnier

[@salt6248]

that entire “moby dick” bit was hilariously chaotic