We made a GAMING CHANNEL! - GOONS #24

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[@clear474]

I feel more braindead after these podcasts but they are so fun to listen to while bored or going to cleep*.

[@kumarankit3765]

Going to sleep is the best time to hear these podcasts... funny and relaxing..

[@jailbox14]

You listen to this in order to sleep ?!?

[@WordsofHeresy]

They make my lunch breaks amazing

[@notleah4702]

@@jailbox14 yes

[@alien6979]

"everytime I sneeze, I get on the ground and start doing the worm, then exit the building" -Soup

[@dimed2338]

If mcnasty and dooo ever do a face reveal I hope it’s a recorded goons podcast where they’re all in the same room having a chat, then jam together, then make out with each other.

[@duhduu6658]

finer-> *

[@daytopotato8613]

Id pay

[@kadenthoreson9915]

In that exact order.

[@guyfall1457]

Maybe not the last part

[@anuggetoflen2383]

@@guyfall1457 only the last part

[@daytopotato8613]

YAY, new podcast with Dicknasty, swoop, thepoo and argg

[@aninova5597]

Underrated comment

[@silverrey7379]

Ah yes, TheDookie, my favorite youtuber

[@suckanegg69]

McVegan

[@niftytheundying]

@@suckanegg69 new McDonald’s meal

[@smoovinunicorn5528]

McVirgin eating blarg soup

[@jimmysony841]

I fall *acleep to this and in the middle of the night I hear Soup go: WAKE UPPPPPPPEJWNSNSNDND

[@razormarkz]

He is now my alarm

[@ghostloyalty6494]

This was posted 1 hour ago

[@gizzimoo7058]

@@ghostloyalty6494 He meant the podcast in general not this specific one.

[@krazycd1827]

Same bro same

[@ilov3memez_]

Its cleep

[@luisandrade6146]

Podcast topic: Hypothetically if you had a child, what's something you want to make sure to teach them? Or something you wish your parents taught you.

[@sanderzz]

this is probably the only wholesome topic in this comment section

[@luisandrade6146]

@@sanderzz I'm surprised they picked it in the new podcast ep

[@sanderzz]

@@luisandrade6146 it was a really good topic bro we need one of these between the cancer they talk about every episode

[@IntrepidFC]

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[@mattyice535]

I was literally just thinking “hey goons should be posting soon” lmaoooo

[@Jxs-ve1cd]

Same

[@russainhockeypuckman7376]

your spider senses were tingling

[@pierrebrunel3155]

Same

[@lizzylizzy1676]

Unless mcnasty fucking sleeps through the recording

[@mattyice535]

@@lizzylizzy1676 honestly haha

[@bio-phobia3895]

Goons: " Our fans want one thing and it's disgusting." Us: " Oga boga, make us laugh. Oooooo."

[@silverrey7379]

"Boys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting" OOOOOOOH GRIZZEHHHH!

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Ngl, they hade guilty there for a few seconds when that topic came up.

[@ostrichman7666]

Topic: Who has the hairiest toes PLEASE

[@andrewwilson6407]

I need it for..... research purposes

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Like why???😆 But yes, please. This data is necessary for the advancement of the human race.

[@eternallyotaku1289]

I never thought I would be on this boat but I guess since I'm holding the paddle I might as well keep fucking goin

[@smoovinunicorn5528]

Glizzeh doeZ

[@peeteee]

dude that is an epic name

[@HanMeDaBongo]

podcast topic: who’d be the most useful in a zombie apocalypse edit: soup, you look like alex cappa edit 2: jogging in kevin glass

[@oscargarcia9537]

Doo would’ve been sacrificed to the Zombies

[@taylorkane2828]

@@oscargarcia9537 Virgin blood

[@maxmarler5017]

I think blarg would win tbh

[@oscargarcia9537]

Oh yeah i forgot Doo can actually run so yeah I think Mcnasty and Soup would Sacrifice the Canadian

[@WilliamPertzer]

I think Soup and Mcnasty would kill each other and dooo would survive with blarg

[@karlsm381]

this the best podcast for the "people"

[@manwithnoname476]

Podcast for the boys

[@gemnar]

By the people

[@TheCasualTea7210]

@@gemnar lmao, "By The Boys, For The People."

[@psychological4570]

Reminds me of the speech that bane says in the dark knight rises

[@izworks420]

Podcast for Special Ed

[@joewilliams3504]

"To escape the daily hell that they live" really hits the nail on the head.

[@maxmarler5017]

Topic: if you were in the hunger games and you could only have one team mate, who would it be?

[@Bookgirly01]

Anyone in the group or anyone in the world?

[@maxmarler5017]

@@Bookgirly01 in the world

[@guillaume-4272]

That's a good topic

[@E.Saca89]

I would have Shaq that mans a actual fucking human tank

[@Bookgirly01]

@@E.Saca89 Mines a fictional person but John Wick lol. As for a real person I'd choose either Jason Statham or The Rock

[@masternate808]

Idk if you guys talked about this before, but I'd love to hear some of your craziest dreams/nightmares

[@s0urp1ck3ls]

Good ond

[@whitehownkey4460]

They have I'm pretty sure

[@miloshk11]

@@whitehownkey4460 can you say which episode? Because i really dont remember and that sounds fun to listen to

[@bprodigy25]

Bro you know blarg is gonna talk for like 30 minutes about his dreams. Dude always had a story with the most detail

[@masternate808]

@@bprodigy25 I see no problem here

[@WordsofHeresy]

"Is there a rebellious special ed kid?" Two upperclassmen i knew told me there was a special ed kid at my high school that smoked hella weed and acted hella gangster. He would introduce himself as n-word nasty

[@E.Saca89]

Well all gang members are kinda retarded

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

@@E.Saca89 and they get mad when white people say the n word, then go and call said white person a pasty cracker

[@allukard101]

Oppositional defiant disorder, hell of a drug

[@bigfatbear943]

*TOPIC* If you had a budget of a million dollars to open a store what would it be?

[@seantucker5199]

That's a good topic

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

Brothal. That’s my answer.

[@ballsdeepgamer7175]

Have you guys ever thought of doing a jam session video with all 4 of you playing guitar taking turns with solos/rhythms? you guys can definitely nail it off

[@rndmdrwrreedr8483]

32:05 I’d pay to see Mcnasty, this 6 ft 7 guy pick up Dooo a 5 ft 9 guy. Can you imagine?🤣

[@razormarkz]

The sheer amount of energy that Mcnasty yells in the intro is enough to raise the dead

[@giranam0harper423]

30:48 you can hear Blarg reposition himself in his chair because he got excited about this story lol

[@jaselle._.t3363]

I’m seeing the Goons more than my friends at this point

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

If only the goons would see us

[@mattc6461]

"We made a gaming channel" Yea it's called your personal accounts

[@olgarzeszutek4346]

54:48 Dooo! what a savage lmao

[@jessiejade5616]

Who else just randomly came across their gaming channel before they actually announced that they made one?

[@Pengulin]

I checked soups highlighted channels and found it like 4 days before the announcement. Alot of ppl were already there they had like 6k subs and about 70-200 comments between the two vids

[@ranchbb]

not me

[@ranchbb]

oof

[@jim_is_missing]

The first vid popped up in my recommended amd i thought it was like a stream highlight by a fan

[@sjok1251]

14:47 had me crying 😭💀

[@alexbautista1819]

Question: When will the Goons release it's official guitar quartet theme song or Goons music?

[@RetiredRobot]

Podcast topic: memorable moments - be it funny or otherwise- from vacations, road trips, amusement parks, national monuments, etc.

[@chaoticpuncher8756]

“The cute penguins pimple oozed beautiful goo”- the goons 2021

[@jeejjeejerson9232]

Topic: Who’s the weirdest person you’ve ever met?

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

Theyre all just gonna say each other

[@kazz4143]

I open up the latest episode of goons gaming and it starts with “I don’t know what spongebobs political stance is”

[@IdontExist963]

53:00 I just love how u all are discussing how to use your nails to take off your nails if they get too long

[@Z3ROmatter]

Topic: Who's most likely to die first and how? Side Note: More puke please

[@jamiefoard3051]

Easily mcnasty since he's like 6 foot 8

[@Dashi_Peresu_YT]

Wow that’s dark lmao

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

Obviously Blarg, hes Arab!

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

Actually no, probably Doo. He'll kill himself because hes a 25 year old virgin

[@probablyabot5516]

I'm so desensitized to puke and piss stories I enjoyed my meal during the entire segment

[@charlesxavier870]

topic: the dumbest thing your parents have done to/around you to teach a lesson/just in general

[@TrentFalkenrath]

Here's a few topics. 1. What is your earliest memory? Like the first thing you remember? 2. Zombie apocalypse strikes. Excluding the rest of the Goons, who's in your squad? Favorite weapons? Escape vehicle? 3. Every town has a place where the old guys hang out and tell stories. The Goons are now the old men telling stories. What is the old man, hangout location? A fancy bar? An old Chucky Cheese? McDonald's Play Place ball pit?

[@Natasha_-bf9sx]

TOPIC IDEA: In high school what kind of “social group” did each of you belong to?? Was there any group that you had rivals with too??

[@sadfacekilla808]

The flakes that the janitor used are kind if a common thing to clean up puke, not only does it help absorb more puke but it also kills the odor so it doesn't remain in the carpet/rug

[@davidellis8282]

topic: who would you put in a esports team that you have to coach or be in

[@silverrey7379]

Hnghhh GRIZZEH!

[@JDHBASS2448]

Hearing McNasty talking about rental properties reminded me about my buddy talking about working as maintenance for an apartment complex. He had to clean and renovate them as needed for future tenants, and I think his worst was a tenant hadn't been heard from for like a week and started getting reports of smell coming from his apartment so he went in the guy was dead in his chair. He said that was probably the worst smell hes ever experienced and it's an unforgettable one. Managing rental properties seems to be a nightmare almost no matter where you are.

[@tobiaskoning115]

I like how the title is about the one "normal" minute in the podcast and the rest is just the most disgusting ass shit

[@lizzylizzy1676]

TOPICS: -how did all of you meet -Ever broken any bones -Favorite animals -Favorite games to play (not for content) -Who edits the podcasts and posts them -Most expensive item you would ever consider buying? -worst teacher experiences

[@soggysoupnicetoknow497]

I been waiting all week for this :)

[@dayweek7296]

I listen to these podcast episodes while working at my second shift job. Just hearing these guys funny comments and stories always puts a smile to my face. Awesome work guys!

[@ekog1510]

Cognize - perceive, know, or become aware of

[@Jonathan-jy2xo]

Omg I agree with Soup and Doo. I finally found out that I’m not the only person who peels/picks their own nails

[@KidaceGaming]

TOPIC: MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID IN FRONT OF A GIRL

[@jessiejade5616]

Topic: How do you feel about making asmr? Would you make asmr? (TheDooo and McNasty should do asmr)

[@silverrey7379]

Imagine any one of the Goons just doing an ASMR of one of the fanfics about them

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

@@silverrey7379 id be fucking creaming my jeans

[@alexbautista1819]

Doo: I can't eat MSG cause it gives me migraines Uncle Roger: Why you so weak!?! Ayaaaaaaa

[@sobetoken]

Hiyaaaaaaaa

[@conorcasiglio9711]

Listening to McNasty makes my brain forcibly turn off everytime he talks 😂😂

[@vegetables1192]

Topic: thoughts on the quartering act

[@sethster0593]

I remember hitting a house while golfing just last year while practicing for a high school state sectionals tournament. It made the loudest thud sound I have ever heard. Me and my entire group of teammates were laughing at my freaking reaction. Trust my face was stone f***ing cold. Let’s just say we got off that hole quickly.

[@johnbuck156]

Thank God, I missed this podcast a lot last week

[@CountryBoyMatt]

Thank you guys for this podcast! My girl just cheated and stuff and so watching this right now is making me feel much better

[@DarkDisc1]

Soup can make a cult in a matter of minutes...I have seen this...it was great. So soup for president *Pimple*

[@xxwhitephoenix2071]

14:40 the Chick-fil-A that we have here has the playground outside, the inside is actually nice and sophisticated

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

McNasty going GRriZzehh is so iconic.✨

[@TheSiggy12]

Mmmmmm gRiZzeAhHHhh

[@wingedgiraffe6770]

Who cares about getting knighted when Soup is already a Lord

[@BERT.MCCR6]

Topic: favorite meme from Cards Against Humanity (mines the honse or the Carl Wheeler with a Glock)

[@silverrey7379]

I would've gone with Osamos or the "give a dog CANCER" one

[@adamkoopmans3635]

Wonpil stil has a special place in my heart

[@silverrey7379]

@@adamkoopmans3635 I have to agree with you about it buddy, can't believe I forgot about "Wonpil"

[@zadz2599]

I was listening to this during work and I work as a dishwasher at a shui place and the commentary plus the smell of day old shui I almost barfed. And almost drop some dishes

[@Dalejrandsr88]

Motley Crue ft. McNasty- Shittin’ in the Boys’ Room

[@prouncecat7119]

I think it would sound better if you remove the word room.

[@coyotefang]

This must be the sickest episode ever, and I loved it, you covered all the bases, puke, crap, drugs, pimples, and chewing on your own toe nails

[@RawrXDRob]

If you had to date one of the goons who would it be

[@BERT.MCCR6]

I bet everyone would say Dooo

[@RawrXDRob]

@@BERT.MCCR6 yeah because he's cute

[@DarkDisc1]

With that big ol question mark face

[@silverrey7379]

@@BERT.MCCR6 we all know that they'll just say "HNGHH GRIZZEHHHHH!!"

[@captaindynamite4783]

THE TROUBLEMAKER DUDE XD LMAO freaking McNasty man

[@postaldude9779]

Mc nasty just breathe really hard for the whole next podcast

[@lazyl4972]

I never was interested in podcast I always thought they were boring and not interesting but after hearing my fav youtubers have one I was like I’ll give it a try and after 5 podcasts later I was addicted to it. Now I’ll listen to these guys while doing other stuff

[@wyvern_warrior]

Q: Do any of the Goons like to or are good at drawing or other art.... things

[@McRuoid]

Topic: Have you ever received death threats. If yes, what gave you chills and what (in your opinion) did u feel like a troll?

[@russainhockeypuckman7376]

the gaming channel's still not attached to the GOONS channel or the gaming channel

[@gabegomez8782]

I have gone through and listened to the podcast multiple times now and it is still just as funny love listening to you guys at work. With head phones of course

[@AustinHeard55]

Why did I start this right when I started eating..

[@tatyana6856]

Topic: have you ever had a recurring dream? Was it a nightmare and what was it about? Also, Loving the new ep. I know what soup is talking about with the school janitors using some flakes to clean up puke. I remember from elementary days where the janitors would have a white tub like bottle that had white powder inside and they will pour it on the puke and around it and immediately mop it up. It had a sorta scent, cleaning scent, sweet scent or something but I always remember how quick the vomit would just clump up. It's hard to explain though.

[@wildd_flowers07]

Christ. Me remembering the time I farted in my car as I was about to head to work and I shit myself... Moral of the story, never trust a fart.

[@wrench5721]

Topics: 1: where do guys think you would be in 10 years. 2: what would you do if you were related to Billy May’s 3: if you could send someone to a warzon who would it be. 4: who is the worst goon and why.

[@ianuff]

I still don’t know why I listen to this while eating 😂

[@fetty-]

Worst idea ever 😂

[@tylerbond7282]

When doo said “wiener” the first time, I was in a dead silent pre calc classroom and almost shit my pants in laughter.

[@crustybunz-01]

DO A FOOT REVEAL FOR THE WHOLE GROUP

[@lavienne680]

Never did I think a topic about salad dressing could have me almost swerving off the road laughing.. but here we are.

[@mazobojo]

Topic: Any pets or thoughts of getting pets? (Don’t know if they’ve talked about it before)

[@antoniopanella5819]

My phone was on full volume and I didn’t realize until I heard “WELCOME BACK TO THE GOONS PODCAST”

[@weenies6096]

Topic: whats the worst moment you've ever snapped, and why

[@isaiah3446]

Topic: do you guys have any tattoos or plan on getting any? Also please make a country song together

[@zacharykabanuck6117]

Topic: Go to AO3 and read some of the cringe ass fanfiction made about you guys.

[@lwj_guqin697]

The cringe ass fiction is real cringe. It would be hilarious to see them read it.

[@phifuru]

all of the Dooo/McNasty fanfics are just pure aggressive smut and I lost braincells reading them-

[@rosalynnestone6951]

Watching these videos in reverse order of their release is hella interesting. They bring up topics that they haven't even talked about yet, and like there's this sense of impending doom.

[@andrewgettel2943]

The link to the gaming channel didn't work for me. Did this happen to anybody else?

[@christiandavalos4014]

How you know your phone is listening to you. I just watched this for the first time and right at the end of when they were talking about ranch, the very next ad and only one that played it was a hidden valley ranch one. Out of all the ads they could have played, it was that. Big chungus is always listening to your conversations.

[@rednekray]

I live off the podcast

[@MyDude1895]

The "puke flakes" were probably just "Stay Dry" or kitty litter or some other absorbent powder. That's what I use to clean oil spills in the parkinglot or how some people clean oil spills in their garage or driveways

[@Xtpfr]

Topic: was there any jokes that you couldn't use

[@dipstain9703]

Soup describing the janitor at his school at what she did to clean up puke i genuinely think we went to the same school cause that story matches my schools janitor perfectly.

[@sebastian._.gt2]

Fun fact: Anyone who's commenting at the time i write this comment, Has not finished watching the video.

[@N..P..]

What if they speed it up multiple times?

[@charlesxavier870]

bruh

[@RetiredRobot]

Fun fact: you can wrap a banana peel around a wart, it’ll eventually fall off.

[@Lep2005]

@@RetiredRobot The wart or the peel will fall off?

[@warhampster7666]

im over here trying to fall asleep then the msg migraine bit happens and I start to die laughing keep up the funnies

[@lordautismo7259]

Something about us Carolina kids and puking during kindergarten I stg😂😂😂😂

[@masintheletter2740]

1.) does it help y'all more if we watch the podcast on Spotify or KZbin? 2.) if you were in that Disney move inside out what would one of your core memories be? 3.) what is your go to I don't want take out meal?

[@crowofjudgement1640]

The podcast for the special needs

[@mig7631]

Lol I have been waiting to watch this new episode so thank you 🙏 very much

[@Evelynne1]

Pimples on cute penguins that are oozing goo

[@sigil3323]

Never would i have thought i would watch a podcast, but ive seen all your guys' episodes so far. Fucking fantastic

[@letsgocamping7462]

I love listening to these in the background when I’m playing any game

[@jamespistorio7906]

Topic: If you can bring one weapon to a Apocalyptic situation, what weapon are you going to bring? (melee, ranged, vehicle, appendages, etc.)

[@bunny-madness1017]

Dude talking about doo’s and blarg’s job stories making me reminisce about my first job at the casino as EVS/ and DMO..not fun but had some okay moments lol. Love the podcast guys always

[@erikfischer5257]

I thought I was the only one who peeled their finger/toe nails. Truly, the GØØNS podcast makes me feel like I'm never alone. SQUIDIN!