Our Worst Gaming Crimes

With Yakuza 6 finally arriving, we've been thinking about the worst crimes we've ever commited in games. Rob should enjoy this one.
Coomited your own crimes in game worlds? Let us know in the comments!
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[@bierdigan]

Rob can we meet the Jellyfish some day? You've spoken of your sister several times and I think it would be really cool to see you invite her in on a video of you guys maybe playing CTR or really anything cooperatively because it seems that all your best stories come from that setup. Much love and appreciation to you guys!

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

This needs more support. :D

[@davidbrussard-composer7372]

Bierdigan M I literally was just thinking that. This needs to happen.

[@theinacircleoftheancientpu492]

Yes!

[@otterpoet]

Agreed! Maybe even a special brother/sister One-on-Onesie

[@grathlar]

Rob's sister the completionist

[@prettygoodfood9512]

'There's nothing wrong with me'...I'm beginning to suspect there is. But I like you the way you are Rob.

[@Aeonoftherift]

Dude, for a guy who gets so into water physics.. that's plenty wrong.

[@akminds52]

My worst crime was in Hitman during the Christmas DLC where I didn't kill a single person in the map, I knocked out every single person in the Paris map, dragged them onto the stage of the fashion show while dressed as Santa and decided to go through each person in the level and decide whether or not they get a present or a lump of coal that year. I didn't have any coal on me so I replaced lump of coal with falling lighting rig of death and decided everyone had been naughty. It was quite a spectacle when the frame rate dropped to roughly minus 10 as every single person in the Paris map met their demise! On the upside it did tell me I completed my objective so I ran off in some rich bloke's speedboat as he didn't need it anymore.

[@Captain_Neckbeard]

Dropping the baby penguin off the cliff in Mario 64.

[@Lq84i-P]

YES

[@ItsEirinn]

Guilty. I at least felt bad afterward because he was so cute.

[@Captain_Neckbeard]

Michael Allen The weird thing was how the mother penguin would chase you and act like a mother that lost her child would actually act. At least they would always reload.

[@lukedavies6055]

Done this so many times, my mother probably thought I was insane but when you let your 5 year old child first game be Mortal Kombat on the Megadrive this stuff kind of happens.

[@Captain_Neckbeard]

luke davies Dude. My cousin was a couple years older than me. He introduced me to Mortal Kombat, Doom, Wolfenstein, and nude women in movies.

[@simonwilliams1210]

In Watchdogs I once just held up the highway with an assualt rifle and slowly walked up the road shooting each driver until there were 40 cars backed up full of dead innocent people.... It was a dark day.

[@guilhermebatista6925]

My worst crime was playing Full Renegade on Mass Effect trilogy, including killing all crew members of the Normandy, except Morinth and Zaeed, then killing Zaeed in his loyalty mission, so basically I killed everyone except the murderer space vampire Asari, killing Wrex in the first game, letting all the Krogan go back to the plan to take on the galaxy, and then betraying them by not curing the Genophage, killed all the Quarians (Tali was dead at this point anyway), kiled Kaidan instead of convincing him I was right ( I just saved him because I knew I could kill him, and I like Ash, I would never kill her like that) basically by the end of Mass Effect 3 I felt nothing and just became the supreme entity of the Galaxy, I gues that my Leonora Shepard was a pretty villainous Shepard. Btw, if you have manage to follow and understand all this, I like you!

[@thod8820]

I could never do that. I felt to bad about killing Mordin

[@VOYAGEUR-YT]

Radamanthys Nephilim Please tell me you didn't kill my boy Garrus

[@guilhermebatista6925]

RealGamerManz sniped by a Collector...

[@guilhermebatista6925]

Thodnern Mordin was dragged out by the swarm, he died screaming... :(

[@thod8820]

Radamanthys Nephilim Somebody had to do it 😕

[@otterpoet]

Saints Row: The Third. It was late, got bored, and so... Robbed a weapon store while wearing a furry suit and wielding a marital aid. Things immediately devolved into a running gun-battle worthy of Michael Mann's HEAT as SWAT, helicopters, and armored cars descended. Fortunately, my Gimp, Ho, and Stripper homies showed up, so I was able to escape in a stolen Emu. The run to freedom would have been much easier if I wasn't blinded by tears of laughter after running over some guy dressed as a hot-dog.

[@dyelahn1392]

otterpoet literally everyone's experience in saints row lol

[@otterpoet]

Dyelahn Isn't it glorious? XD

[@scarlet__eye9489]

Wielding a marital aid, lol!!

[@ainsleymurray7146]

The Christmas egg basically running away towards the guards will never not be funny 😂

[@skadimaniac]

This War Of Mine. I robbed a poor old couple of their last food and medicine so that my people could stay alive and I wouldn't be killed by others who could actually harm me. I felt so damn awful, but I guess that was one point of the gane. I came back to theit house later and they had died in their bed together, cuddled up like that older couple in Titanic. What have I done...

[@quentint2124]

ChilliAndGold that’s traumatizing.

[@shamneo23]

i hope they never run out of ideas for Tuesday Checklist.. i love this series

[@shawnmacdonald1352]

“Where’s the tally” “This is why we can’t have nice things” Lmao😂

[@mashaelalanzi9607]

I love Rob’s entry and I like how Nate said that Rob made him do those other horrible crimes.

[@shadowdragon992001]

my worst crime in a game was one of pure sadism really in a Genocide run of Undertale, I got to the two Knight guys in Hotzone, the Bunny one and the one who was super BUff and covered in dirt... so, i played the fight like it was a Pacifist one.. clean the armor, get him to strip his armor, making the Bunny knight all nervous because his BFF and crush was all buff and hot looking, and whispered into his ear "admit your feelings!" and got him to reveal that he was in love with him, and they were all set to be happy and live together in love and all that then I killed the buff one, sending the bunny knight into a spiral of depression as his entire dream was shattered immediately after it looked so bright. obviously i killed the bunny one after that, but not before wasting a few turns to see if he killed himself out of sadness or something. when I told a friend, she wouldnt talk to me for the rest of the day. genocide run or not, it was 'too far'

[@calvincaesar6182]

One part of me want that no killing trophy, and the other part of me want me to just “screw it just enjoy the game” my moral dilemma in every game. Use mods or collect trophy and so on..

[@bofferpuf7616]

Kingdom Come for me atm. Can't see myself playing the game and not killing anyone..

[@elias_xp95]

For me I want no kill too but I terrible so me kill.

[@Siricerasi]

I may *may* have destroyed parts of London during AC syndicate when I was carriage racing. And everyone I killed as Lara in the reboots

[@rocketcon]

Lara's kills were all in self defense, or trying to rescue her friends. Not that bad really.

[@Siricerasi]

rocketcon I like that defense

[@laterkater4213]

Yeah, but you get a trophy for destroying bit of London in a carriage so really the game wants you to do it! 😝

[@clownymoosebean]

What's my worst Video Game crime? In Skyrim, I murdered a little girl's parents so I could adopt her. I snuck into their house at night and killed them in their sleep. When morning came around, I went to talk to her and she was sad that her parents died and that she's an orphan now. Then I adopted her and took her home to my Argonian wife. I was playing as an Argonian myself, btw. Be wary of those dodgy lizard people!

[@mulleolsen]

Biggest crime in all of gaming is not high-fiving Ellie in The Last of Us

[@axiicrow613]

Malthe Olsen love this comment :^)

[@kisame886]

I'm calling the cops

[@KeybladeBrett]

Wait you can high five Ellie what

[@Philadoxical]

To each their own but I think MRVN out of Titanfall 2. Each and every mission (depending on your faction of choice) he is there to see you off of the drop ship. And not once does anyone give him a high five. Literally flies into the combat zone with you and not so much as a fist bump. High five. Or thank you. I can't even watch Wall E without thinking about him.

[@sobdu]

Nahh, it's not giving Leonardo a hug in AC2

[@nathanFeldman1337]

Back in the day, had the cheat code on for the game "driver" it would allow your car to take no damage. We would commit crimes, then the cops would chase us. We would park in a garage and just let the cop cars pile up. We destroyed so many, that we managed to overheat our ps1.

[@imJMatik]

My favorite crime was in Oblivion. I´d go to a store that had stuff that I wanted. I would punch, kick and fireball all the stuff I wanted to one corner of the store. Then I would sneak upstairs and wait in front of the bedroom door for the shopkeeper to come investigate. After that I would run to the corner with the stuff and pick everything up before the shopkeeper regained the line of sight :D

[@bendittrich1218]

I'd say ruining the ecosystem and destroying the economy on Manaan in Knights of the Old Republic is the most dastardly thing I've done in a video game. That or throwing the baby penguin off the cliff in Super Mario 64.

[@zapwak9935]

The penguin asked for it

[@JJ-wm6vj]

Ben Dittrich I wish Kotor got a PS4 port.

[@pedrocuevas9710]

Look it's Rob of War! ☺

[@PelleKuipers]

Damn Rob, you've just made me so many good memories talking about Toca. That was one of my favourite games on the old Playstation. I loved playing that game in splitscreen and just wrecking all the cars. The damage looked sooo good and breaking those white foam signs was awesome.

[@mnArqal93]

Most recent game I found a loophole in was Assassin's Creed Origins for killing people. You can set fire to things with your torch where people are standing (or sitting and sleeping), or when they are trying to put a fire out, just run into them and barge them into the fire. Or just stand close to them and drop the torch so the flame is underneath them. Also dropping/throwing torches on people's boats works too. And there was no penalty because you weren't touching the torch when it was burning someone, so LOOPHOLE. Also letting animals out of their cages in the towns and watch them attack the locals!! My Bayek is a pyromaniac psychopath!!

[@ThrottleKitty]

When he started talking about glitch crimes in Oblivion I was disappointed when it wasn't that one guy in the imperial city you could kill and loot gold from, but was invo was bugged out and no matter how many times you took the gold form him he still had it, so his corpse was basically an endless gold fountain.

[@bierdigan]

Anyone else play the Way of the Samurai games on ps2? If I remember correctly just about every npc could be killed and easily angered to the point of a fight to the death, so you could accidentally break the game if you were messing around enough. My personal favorite activity was smashing an unbreakable lucky cat over the curved back of the old man who owned the restaurant right after the local gang comes and smashes everything else he owns! ...what? It makes a funny sound!

[@CorvusCorone68]

i own one of the Way games for the PC, i remember the first time i did the tutorial, these thugs were harassing the tutorial lady and i accidentally killed them by using the blade instead of a hilt smash

[@--Ghost--]

Haha, yes! I remember watching my dad play one time and he joined the clan that harasses the restaurant people on day 1. He grabbed a chair and hit the old man in the face. I was in tears.

[@mgk-metalgearkelly5054]

And I quote Rob, "We were trolls before even the internet."

[@MrTheoilersfan]

Rob, I’ve done the exact same thing with my brother in NASCAR Thunder 2004. Once we unlocked the pace car, which is invulnerable, I’d drive forward in a race, he’d drive backward and wreck everyone. Only thing is, when it was just he and I left, he would start targeting me. A lot of screen looking back then!

[@rrrob19]

Regarding Rob’s entry, my brother and I used to do a version of what Rob’s sister did. In NASCAR ‘98 we would race normally but if one of us got too far behind we would start racing backwards. It would depend on our mood what we would do next. Sometimes we would take out the other drivers to help whichever one was still in contention but other times (especially if we were out because of the other) we would try to take out the other.

[@Distophic]

This is one of my favorite Playstation Access videos period.

[@TheFilthyCringer]

What I took away from this video is don't sleep in the same building as Rob. Let's just hope he doesn't sleepwalk and dream of skyrim.

[@neilmacke4039]

I agree. Strange we haven’t heard about Robs wife for a while!!!!!

[@JelloTypeR]

We did the same as Rob in IRacing, blocking the pit lane in endurance races. You could literally hear the aneurysms bursting, super serious sim racers going apoplectic with incandescent rage and my mates and I literally pissing ourselves.

[@richardmatherson9461]

I think we can all agree no one is gonna mind if these videos are less edited and longer. It's possible there should be an Access podcast

[@pm1190]

I was six years old never played a video game before and my uncle gave me rollercoaster tycoon. At first i loved everything about that game but than people started breaking all my benches, garbage cans and puking all over my beautiful park. Thats when it hit me I'm going to make an island to put all the sick and naughty kids on. But i wasnt stoping there I put over 50 pandas to torment all these poor children after which i named it Panda Island. Whats even worse is the only way off was to become happy again which id than drown you cause no one leaves panda island alive to tell what had transpired. So in my first game ive ever played i was guilty of mass kidnapping and mass murder all for the greater good. I also shot rollercoasters at trees but everyone did that, at least i hope so.

[@rushnerd]

In Kingdom Come Deliverance, you can continually challenge a fighter in Rattay to brawl. The thing is you knock him out and can rob him of the money you paid him and drag his lifeless body to the nearly cliff and toss him over. He'll still be glad to see you at the bottom of the cliff like nothing happened and you can challenge him all over again well after all his clothes are at 0 durability.

[@lizzalkula376]

I've played sims since the beginning so... I don't think I have to list anything for that one. Not really a "crime" per se but one favorite thing I've done in marrowind and Skyrim is climbing to any high point (mountains, buildings) and having my character jump off. Or jumping into waterfalls. That's loads of fun. When i was much younger I had this game that taught you driving. Real driving like you were in driver's ed. Obeying speed limits, road signs, etc. I loved just taking the car and breaking all the rules until you were stopped by the "police". Best thing was while you would break the laws of the road your instructor would keep up a commentary. Such fun.

[@joannetyler4640]

I'm not much of a thief in Skyrim, until it comes to sweet rolls. I don't even eat them, just want to own them all.

[@marvinpod]

Brilliant entry by Rob!! I used to do the same thing with my cousin, but driving the wrong way around the track would usually be the equivalent to rage quitting. Toca was hard though, but the best... along with Colin McRae Rally

[@dan13jb]

Oh Rob, my Sister and I used to do exactly that on MotoGP2 (I think that was the name) on our PS2. She would race as the game's mascot who had a giant character model and a significantly wider motorcycle, and career into people headfirst to send them flying. Once they got back on their motorcycle, they had to pit and she'd just wait outside the pit lane to do it again - except now they have to complete another lap to pit again.

[@kobakareli]

GTA Vice City - Get a sniper rifle, climb on top of a high enough building, headshot people and watch blood flow out of their necks like a geyser while their bodies are still standing and heads are rolling on the pavement.

[@zhuneshai3066]

Or, i. GTA3, start some simple muggings, then the police arrive escalating it to a shootout, then FBI arrive escalating to heavy guns as I move to rocket launcher, then the military arrive to basically deliver me a tank which I use to just kill anything I see...

[@kobakareli]

Also it's good to park your car across the road, stop traffic and start killing drivers. That's until police arrives. When they do, it's all out war

[@devineaaron]

What I did in Vice city was smash the doors and windows on the car. Then find a fat guy on the beach and just slowly drive behind to make him run. It was funny as hell.

[@Domino2097]

For reference I was the one keeping count on Hollie's murders and only started midway through the game and the count was 226 so over 300 overall is quite accurate

[@random_nonsense]

Really tempted to look up the 'Nathan the Christmas Elf' videos now, never saw them as that was before I was aware of Access.

[@Gherkin4321]

#301 club: Great video as always XD I have to admit my worst crime, I did indeed was in the last of us when I could have simply walked past this group of enemies. Got to the exit and just turned around... Grabbed one in a human shield, they all got panicky so I shot 5 of them then all that was left was the poor guy in the lock sooo yeah.

[@clintbrew]

setting off the nuke in megaton

[@TheEaglesDragon]

“My daddy talks about murdering people in their sleep on the internet.” Rob’s daughter at future career’s day at school.

[@notoriousbmc1]

I exclusively traversed TOCA tracks backwards playing chicken (I always won). I don't remember actually finishing a race. In Formula 1 '97 or '98 I used to get well ahead then jam on the breaks at Fairmont Hairpin on the Monaco track eventually causing mass pileups . I also use to do something very similar to Rob in GTA: III, VC & SA using taxis only with my brother.

[@matthewbunting9890]

Ok here's a fun challenge for you guys to do in Skyrim.. this is best done in a town with easy access to both a smithy and enchanting table. Step 1: pickpocket a guard and steal their weapon, bonus points if you grab the shield and more for the armour. Step 2: improve the stolen items at the smithy (bonus point for using stolen metal/ore). Step 3 (optional): double points if you then enchant the stolen items (doesn't matter what with but go for something useful if you can). Step 4: pickpocket the same guard and give them back the improved stolen items (the guard should auto equip them hopefully). points only counted if put back, half points if noticed putting the stolen items back but you get away, no points if caught.

[@spencerrugg7704]

Hollie described her Dishonored run like people describe hitting rock bottom, pretty chilling.

[@kingdavey90]

I killed one of the whole cities in Two World's 1 (Opala was the name I believe), started with an accident which made someone combative, who I killed, then all the guards, all the quest persons, and all the vendors. The only survivors were the Females who just ran away saying, "Nay! Nay!" and never becoming de-aggroed. They could not forget.

[@x.khann.x]

I was playing Rainbow 6 Siege, bomb defense mode, and in this mode there are two bombs your team has to protect. They are usually in different rooms and a common tactic is to blow a hole in the wall between them, so it's easier to protect both of the bombs. A player new to the game was on my team and he kept reinforcing the wall between the bombs, making the defence a lot harder. I kept saying in the voice chat that he needs to stop, but he didn't listen, so at some point I gave up and team killed him. I blew a hole in that wall and went along to set up the rest of the defence, and when I came back, someone else reinforced the hole. I felt so bad for team killing that guy for nothing, I was silent for the rest of the match.

[@mateolio]

Once again Rob takes it to another level... Not only crime but organised crime!

[@beardedwizard4444]

Rob you told this story on the Friday feature and I still love it.

[@darklord884]

I did something similar to Rob's crime with a buddy of mine in Formula 1. Can't remember which version, but basically we'd play a team and he'd race normally while I would just stop and turn my car sideways and wait. From that point on, I essentially played as a moving wall, letting only him through and holding back everyone else. They had to at least slow down or (way funnier), they were late and thus crashed into me.

[@BurnoutSonicGaming]

About blocking in the pits... There has actually been at least one instance in a real race where someone (can't remember who) was blocking the pit bay and not letting his team mate in, although the driver within the pit bay had already been cleared to go. He did it just to give a headache to his team mate!

[@mastertwitch1]

AC: Origins; Pooled the majority of my skill points into Seer. Had like 20 in the master skill. Popped a guard, dropped him at a cross road, and infected him with flesh decay. Stood up on a roof, and went grocery shopping. By the time I came back the entire city of Alexandria was a wasteland of corpses and toxic smoke.

[@jamesaditya5254]

Skyrim, cleaning the shop while the shopkeeper's vision is blocked by a bucket

[@ellleigh1216]

Omg Rob, me and my brother used to do the exact same thing! Loved that game! I always remember there being some fantastic cheat codes, like turning your car into a tank with an actual gun, or Penelope’s pink car from thunderbirds...

[@betinajuchemclemens7119]

I played Dishonored so many times, I lost count! Did the no kill playthrough once, had so much fun. My favorite "criminal" activity in games was being one hell of a thief while playing Elder Scrolls games. So many cool moments.

[@exachary9385]

Dave, I haven't played Oblivion in ages but I put over 400 hours into it. But I'm pretty sure there was an easier exploit to stealing things. If I remember correctly. You would go up to the item you wanted. Held down the action button. You would hold the item in front of your character which was not classed as stealing in the game. And move the object to a dark corner. Drop the item and crouch waiting to be hidden then take the item. Although. Your method would be ok for selling the goods for gold.

[@tommyscott8511]

My greatest crime is probably RDR. I had a save file where I never, ever took off the bandana. Armadillo, Blackwater, Macfarlane Ranch, Thieves Den...all were ghost towns. But I had a pardon letter. A single pardon letter, which, when handed in, added up to IIRC, a larger population than the world

[@dalestones5948]

Solid snake quotes! Rob is the man

[@TheFamousChicoChe]

In Skyrim I was playing as a classical goody twoshoes hero, I accidently stumbled onto the quest were you get the Mace of Molag Bal, in order to complete the quest you have to murder two NPCs, one who is brainwashed by Molag Bal, and by all accounts a righteous man and the other a man who is literally defenseless because he is in a cage. There is no way (as far as I know) to even fail the quest without killing someone or even ignore it since you are trapped and can't leave until you kill one of the NPCs. Long story short this quest ended up sending my character into a never ending spiral of murder where I ended up becoming the top assassin for the brotherhood.

[@MartynJamieson9]

Gtav ps4, I went on murder rampage in a locked store, I murdered at least 300 or more or cops and swat teams, the funny thing was i could aim at them from the safety of the stores back room they couldn't enter as the store was locked and there was a pile of corpses just littering the doors entrance, i have the video on my channel its called Not a cops shop lol 😆 Also i worked out when your running if you hit square and circle togehrer your character will fall over and do a diving head-butt handy for breaking into locked shops and killing people on benches so much fun that give it a try next time you play gtav and run full pelt at someone on a bench and hit the square and circle lol

[@neilmacke4039]

Great channel 😊 my “crime” was using a levitation spell in Morrowind exploit (pc) then float over all the towns destroying everyone. I still in therapy for this!

[@marcbman5821]

YES! I used to do that with some of the earlier NASCAR video games, I'd turn around and drive the wrong way. If I timed it just right in the first lap, all the cars were close to each other. I would take out around 5-15 depending on how I timed it.

[@sophiehitchcox3457]

I loved Nathan the Christmas Elf and the challenges 10 we need so much more! Pls give us more ❤️

[@olivercrosby1535]

Me and my brother used to do the same thing in Wipeout fusion. Sit on the weapons pads and see how many you can delete from the race, with quakes we would regularly be the last racers.

[@timothyschwarz7515]

The Oblivion reminded me. I was a mage so i created a spell that was charm 100% for 3 seconds but the timer stopped when you were talking so you could commit a crime then use the spell and since the guard liked they would let you off with a warning. I tested this you could get one warning per guard per city.

[@lasergone]

Well for me it's Skyrim, where I once went on a stealing-spree through all the towns, and other settlements and random cottages, and pocketed everything from all the houses, shops, guards and townspeople. By one point I couldn't even enter my own house anymore as having all that stuff in it put it on the edge of crashing. What followed was a "why not" killing rampage, where I went back to all the towns and killed everyone in their sleep, for no reason what-so-ever.

[@spencerrugg7704]

There was the old bucket on the head trick for shopkeepers in Skyrim. Put a bucket on their head and they can't see you stealing .

[@Anky_A]

I'm all for Rob's sister guesting on the show at least once PLEAAAAAASE! :D Topic: I think in any RPGs you take (steal) items off chests in people's homes is a crime, and killing enemies (people/animals) too.

[@averagehalopcgamer9008]

I used to play Gran Turismo 3 a lot as a kid, and I would pick one of the oval like circuits and pick a race with slow hatchbacks and I would pick the fastest car I could use for the race and then I would toy with the other cars by getting alongside them and hitting them towards the center of the track and I would time it so that I could force them to go into the pits against there will.

[@matthewgriffin3486]

Lmao, Hollies’s wow at Rob’s knowing the shop name...same 😂

[@DonNorway]

I did the exact same thing as Rob, but in Need for Speed III Hot Pursuit. I believe that, still to this day, I haven't had more fun gaming with my friends than I had back then.

[@itmtwitch]

This video kind of reminds me of Skyrim, when you first go to the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary and everyone is stood around talking aboit their latest contracts.

[@RagnarokMic]

I remember when the Arkham Asylum demo came out, on the very first fight, my finish blow sent the enemy careening over the railing, into the certain death of the darkness below. I was Batman less than 5 minutes before I broke his one rule.

[@saaronman5663]

Me and a friend used to do a similar thing to Rob's toca touring cars story, the game was called Newman Haas racing for the original Playstation it was a le mans/f1 type racing game if i remember correctly, we did the same thing as Robs sister but we would both drive the wrong way around the track smashing into the other cars and the great thing about it was you could turn car damage off for the player controlled cars but the AI cars could still be damaged and completely wrecked out of the race so it became a co op mission to drive the wrong way around the track crashing out the other cars and be the only 2 cars left in the race before any of the AI could finish.

[@deltacojames7325]

Can rob put his glasses back on please this is too much of a change for me

[@goblinjunior5785]

Hollie: I think I killed everyone in the game Rob: excellent

[@khrisbreezy3628]

I never had so much maniacal fun in a game as I did in Prototype, when I pulled out the shield-like mutation weapon and plowed down the most densely populated sidewalks in New York, plowing civilians into blood and dust by the dozens and dozens, and it was awesome lol

[@DarasuumArray]

As a person, I'd have to classify myself as a form of a lawful good paladin. I HATE evil and most crime and it shows when I play games. The only thing I have to show that resembles a "crime" is this: My crime was a crime against Skyrim: Exploits! One day I was experimenting with alchemy and discovered something I couldn't believe. As you may know, you can make potions of enchanting and restoration. What I'd do was make such a potion, drink it, enchant some clothes with fortify alchemy quality, wear it, make more potions, rinse and repeat. Once I got to a certain point (had to be careful that the bonus wasn't too high or it would break the game) I'd enchant all the stuff (weapons and armor) and get monster bonuses. I could make iron daggers that could kill dragons in 1 hit, clothes that could improve my smithing to an equally ridiculous degree, and so on.

[@dominiccampbell181]

Going on murder sprees in the Saints Row games with a marital aid. Doing the Destroy the Dark Brotherhood quest, but opening the wiki and still committing all of the contract murders listed.

[@azuredominion837]

One of my crimes was poisoning the guards in assassin's Creed revelations with that rage poison to slaughter large amounts of civilians

[@_Flibble]

I used to do the wrong way round thing on Toca, I always used to target Jason Plato in his Blue and Yellow Clio!

[@denniswu8117]

I love how everyone anticipates Rob Crime because they just know he comitted the worst one

[@chasemathis2016]

I harvest the little sisters.

[@NV_Pictures]

you are the worst person on earth

[@GGMCUKAGAIN]

you monster! the non harvest ending is so sweet i had planned to go back and harvest but after that i couldnt do it.

[@nikbol43below]

Me and my brother did the exact thing Rob and his sister did, except in V8 Supercars 2. He was the assassin, I was the driver. It was wonderful.

[@dionmerrill2278]

Don’t worry Rob, I think the taxi of death in GTA is hilarious

[@futoijosei]

My biggest game crime is buying a lot of games, but then focusing on only one when I actually play them.

[@nightpixma]

When I was younger the whole family shared one computer and all of us kids liked to play the Sims. So I would get on my character and invite my little sisters character over on the phone, then when her character arrived I would murder her by means of building a box around her until she starved to death, but I would also put a phone in the box so that her character would manically call pizza only for the pizza delivery man to arrive and leave when he couldn’t find whoever called him. The funniest thing however is that my sister would then get on Sims the next day only to find that her characters no longer existed. Suffice to say she figured it out when she noticed that the large number of tomb stones in my yard just so happened to be the same as the number of new games she had started.

[@LunaP1]

Saints Row 2: Killing pimps for quick cash. In SR2 there is this map glitch that would show enemies (indicated as red dots) that are nearby. In curtain areas there would be pimps and if you wait until dark and turn the camera around the enemy dots will show up by the dozens (or more) and you just have to carefully got to that area and start killing pimps without the cops getting involved. XD

[@DARKLIUM]

I don't comment often BUT I wanted to share my fav crime and this is some good fun I like to have in 7daysToDie. Naturally people are scared in this game, the sounds, the ninja zombies, but my fav thing to do is find a chainsaw wait til one of my friends are quiet and kill them with the chainsaw, and then I proceed to threaten with more chainsaw death and chase people. So I think this constitutes as a crime and there you have it. "Chasing people with chainsaws."

[@isaiahb605]

In Just cause 3, I would sadistically tether anyone to the ground, place a rocket mine in their groin and set it off. Then, after they're already dead I would tether them to a wall and tether someone else's head to them and set off a second rocket mine. I would also tether anyone to an object or animal and set a rocket mine off with both of them still tethered together.

[@Sol-mr1lv]

I used to go on a flamethrower massacre in GTA Vice City, but that is not nearly as evil as my numerous warcrimes in Civilization, or the crazy amount of effort I put into making sure that one particular squadmate in Mass Effect 2 died.

[@MetaManGamingTM]

Holly has the same feelings I do Rob, after the mgs quote, "where's the tally?" Holly "this is why we cant have nice things" Perfect dynamic

[@Angelusundertaker666]

Speaking of Oblivion, anyone else go house to house stealing every piece of gear just to repair it so you could level up armorer? i can't be the only one, it was when you could repair to items 125%, when i was done i'd return it. I always thought of the owner waking up saying something like "hey that's strange, my sword is sharper than it was last night, what daedric god did that?"

[@Squalltheff8]

I loved to play Prototype and grab a random human off the street and then run up to the tallest skyscraper I could find, stand on top, then jump as high as I could from there, and hurl the human at the apex of my jump and watch how far they would fly.

[@TheGholiday]

My most used powers in Dishonoured was rat swarm and the one where victims turned to ash when I killed them.

[@gallantmon4]

Mine is similar to Dave's but it involves the Mages University and a locked case of Grand Soul Gems to be used in armour invisibility, zero weight armour with conjured Dadric armour. Conjure, get hit, repair drop repeat that for the entire set and you are walking around in armour that weighs nothing. Let's just say the ahem skeleton key and item duplication came in handy and leave it at that shall we? Although I did get away with murder in Skyrim. The Preacher guy in the yellow robe in Whiterun, Rob will know who I mean. So annoying that one night I made sure no one was around, snuck into his house and cracked his skull open with Wuuthrad the sacred axe of the companions and left his house wearing his robes and the guards were none the wiser.

[@ShadowProject01]

I like mind bending crimes. Like aggroing a bunch of guards in Skyrim then coerce a few of them with my beloved College of Illusion go invisible and watch them tear each other apart.... What?

[@zzzia4797]

My worse video game crime is in "Midnight Club 2" a racing for PS2. My aunt had it and when I would come visit her we would play Midnight Club and I only played it to run over the people. And later she the cheat code for it; the code was rimbuk and it would give you unlimited nitrous and missiles and torpedoes and we would use those to shoot, blow up, and run over the people. And on the racing we play 2 play mode and she would drive in the race and I would hit the other racers and drive them in to the ditch in L.A or I push them in to the gas pumps and make them blow up so she could win the race. We were terrible when we were young. And my second worst crime is in "The Sims 2". I would make a bunch random sims and move them into a house and delete the front door of the house with them in it and use a over and set them on fire. Now that I'm older I realize how terrible that was and I feel bad about it sometimes. 😭😏