Umbrella Corps Angry Review

[@fateofdestiny1474]

Godzilla is approaching the generator, which is losing power because the sample was obtained by a man, not a god, who started to fly off to the right and explode.

[@dio3027]

Man of Illusions Yes, Yes!

[@DRH-yh9wm]

...And I don't know what is happen, the smoke, the guns, the whole world is explode. So we just running, running very fast. (Should be tagged onto this comment)

[@PikminAnd]

All of that done in only four hours. FFFOOOUUURRR HHHOOOUUURRRSSS

[@JotaroPowered]

Man of Illusions Best Epic Comment

[@diehardmanhuntfan524]

Man of Illusions He's a man, not a god who is approaching the generator which is losing power because the sample has been obtained, he then flies off to the right and explodes because he don't know what is happen.

[@antoniooyarzun2622]

2013: Fly off to the rigth and explode!!! 2014: He's a man, not a god. Come on comerades 2015: Godzilla is aproaching the generator, the generator is losing power 2016: Sample obtained

[@amatsu5781]

which games were 2013 and 2014

[@EternalSharanga]

+Joshua Centeno Ride to Hell and Rambo.

[@amatsu5781]

Superior Ascension oh thanks

[@windhamslegs7084]

Underrated comment.

[@HeliosKafar]

Isn't it actually "Come on comerades he's a man not a god"?

[@bosswavegaming8536]

id rather buy this video than the game

[@nickabbott319]

Bosswave Gaming that’s gonna be KZbin in about 10 years anyways,you just predicted the future. 12/5/18

[@etherious5957]

Soul Glo I don’t think that’s true

[@BoeJiden500]

👍🏾

[@nickabbott319]

EtheriousKami lol

[@klutz3955]

@@nickabbott319 oh fuck!!!

[@mikeluna2026]

As an Indie Dev, the idea I get from watching this is that someone at Capcom had the great idea to release a project proposal as a retail game... The trailer video at the end specially makes me think that. Basically, it feels like some devs made the project as a Vertical slice, or game concept, to show to a publisher, which is something you usually do to convince a publisher (or a higher up) to get funds to make the rest of the game. I can just imagine the guy in charge just saying, "whatever, it's good enough as it is, let's just publish it." and the devs going "...wait, what?"...

[@filipvadas7602]

That actually makes too much sense

[@memebuster3126]

This is probably what happened, but a part of me thinks that this is the completed product....

[@nealmcbealthenavysealicall794]

Was it the MADE WITH UNITY screen that gave it away that it wasn't gonna be a great project?

[@stagger9660]

Yeah. Like they thought the proof of concept was the complete game

[@EthanSchmethan]

Godzilla is approaching the generator. He's a man, not a god. Sample obtained. Godzilla is approaching the man, not a sample. He's a generator, not a sample obtained. Generator obtained. Sample is approaching the man, not a Godzilla. *T H E R E I T I S*

[@gognamm2400]

Ethanopia My mind right now

[@eval_is_evil]

Ethanopia that was hillarious +1 mate

[@sebastianlagomasini8852]

yup

[@drevin5394]

Ethanopia This made me giggle 10/10 IGN

[@RandemFellow]

Ethanopia Lol

[@mikeymod3665]

I can't tell which is more sad; the fact that Capcom sold this game or that there are players in the multiplayer who have reached ranks 50 and above.

[@Reacher6969]

By far the fact that people have spent time on this game to reach rank 50 and above in the multiplayer is more sad. Capcom selling this game is a disgrace, but to spend that amount of time on such a piece-of-shit game is sad beyond comprehension.

[@lozkel]

+Mikey Mod one answer: hacks it's the ONLY way

[@Lucaz99]

Frostdog DUBSTEP Must be. I don't think there are enough people actually playing this POS to be able level up at all lol

[@lozkel]

Lucaz99 yeah they probably put A.I in there to make up for actual players

[@AliBazz]

this game is fun if it was fraa

[@revenantofblood627]

If a person holds a pistol like that and fires that's a good way of never hearing from that ear again

[@legendoflink5882]

One way ticket to Earape City, only one shot away!

[@bryant7542]

Lol yep

[@BigBoi653]

Frank West FTW

[@Ducaso]

It's obviously a cry for help! Poor guy :(

[@ConnorNotyerbidness]

Metallica Fox obviously never been next to a gun thats firing. That close to your ear the earmuffs will do little. At some shooting ranges, your ears will start ringing if you step outa the car without protection on.

[@directentertainmentaplacef8630]

I feel the guy holds the pistol like that to escape the repeated noises and his own "sample obtained" dialogue... what little there is.

[@Tom--pf8ub]

Actually i have deciphered the mistery of the gun. His left forearm has a faceshield of sorts, and his right hand is beside that "shield". i guess he uses that firing tactic to avoid getting hit by zombies? stupid regardless

[@stygian5309]

@@Tom--pf8ub Lmao. There is no point in that tiny shield to cover his face when zombies bite and his entire body is exposed … the dude already has a helmet on anyway, and zombies don't shoot guns. This game is just plain stupid and the concept of that face shield is just a waste of resource and pointless. xD

[@Tom--pf8ub]

@@stygian5309 Exactly. At LEAST make the dude maskless so it makes sense he'd need to cover his face from fluids!

[@thepikagamer]

I don't know about you guys, but the Angry Reviews I like the most are the ones from bad games. They are the most funny to watch! Just seeing Joe rage like this is beautiful and entertaining! But hey, this is only an honest man's opinion.

[@thepikagamer]

You can't edit your own comments on the phone? Fucking stupid man...

[@noeantoniosierraortega5923]

+Kaiser indeed

[@THE_BIGGEST_HATER]

ikr

[@Blinkster93]

Of course! Thats what I love about angrey joe. Shity games for us to skip soo that we dont suffer the same fate XD "cough" "cough" ride to hell

[@morsalo123]

Hence the name Angry Joe :)

[@lukeburdon2930]

Tbh you do the same mission again and again because your character has blown his ear drums after firing guns next to his ears and you can't hear your commander calling you an idiot

[@adad87821]

that....actually makes sense

[@sabbathb6548]

I got to collect these samples! This is taking forever, but I got to complete the mission. Commander: Abraham! You’re done already pull out!

[@TravisBroski]

Hey... There it is. Sample obtained.

[@cryingwithrage]

newLEGACY boy sample obtained

[@boulderpuncher0110]

THERE IT IS

[@cryingwithrage]

There it is

[@theterribleanimator1793]

XB1Gaming Creeper this one's mine.

[@SleezWay]

The Terrible Animator Decal Obtained

[@pear-head]

I was gonna buy this game at a Gamestop back in the day, but the dude wouldn't sell it to me. He told me to get another game. A true homie

[@suokkis]

Level 1 : collect samples Level 2 : collect samples Level 3: collect samples Level 8: COLLECT SAMPLES Level 17: COOOOLLEECT SAAAMPLEEEEES!!! i dont know what is happen, the whole world is explode!

[@carbonbasedlifeform6693]

Don Haka LEVEL 20:Godzilla Is Attacking The Generator

[@Sheamuscz]

Level 26: He's Joe, not a man!

[@matthewmuir8884]

Even Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker has more objectives, as well as around triple the amount of levels, and gameplay that actually makes sense with the game. In short, when it comes to making a spin-off, Capcom can learn a thing or two from Nintendo.

[@devildavin]

Hey Don, wanna go collect samples?

[@rancor2004]

Don Haka a

[@heroofkvatch5878]

Loving these reviews. Calling out developers for their shitty, half-baked games. Now that's what Angry Joe is really about!

[@agentnebraska4515]

HeroOfKvatch stop you've violated the law pay your fine or do your time your choice....lol

[@heroofkvatch5878]

Imperial criminal scum like me give the Empire a bad name, you see.

[@Mari-1031]

AND calling out dumb reviewers that can't properly review a game and it's obviously good or bad.

[@wozhendeaa]

Bad games are usually a result if bad management, developers aren’t to be blamed 9 our of ten times

[@leeragdoll3458]

If we start forcing prisoners to play these games non stop, maybe we can solve a lot of problems

[@klutz3955]

Can go two ways, either enraged them into psychos or they will regret everything they ever done and will never dare to hurt a fly anymore

[@pretzelstick320]

Lee Ragdoll or a mental asylum

[@ronipletikosa]

but what about the steam reviewers that recommend the game?we could just put the old school stlye, make them watch a nyan cat gif for 61 hours STRAIGHT

[@hewhobattles8869]

I'm pretty sure people have been saying stuff like this for years. But you know what, let's expand on that idea. First off..... Oh God I almost threw up from even thinking about this shit.... First off, you take every movie from the search for the worst from IHE (I hate Everything for those who don't know), and you have them playing nonstop on every television in each prison around the country. Then if a prisoner acts up or breaks a prison rule or something else, the guards sit them in a chair and force them to play a horrible game that Angry Joe reviewed. And for each infraction that's another game and an additional hour they have to play. And if they reach a total of 10 infractions within the timeframe of a month they are put in solitary confinement for two weeks and for a looping period 22 and a half hours being forced to watch the not DreamWorks and Not Disney collections for IHE and then they have to beat 5 of the WORST GAMES IMAGINABLE that AVGN(Angry Video Game Need) has played. But I'm not done yet. While they are forced to do all this, you put headsets on them so they have to listen to the sounds of squeakers from MW2 lobbies. And if they still resist, now they have to listen to the soundtrack of CRAZYBUS for a looping 10hrs. Jesus..... With this level of torture I just conjured up, I should probably send in my application for the CIA as an interrogation specialist. Fucking hell, I think some of what I described goes over the line of Cruel and Unusual Punishment. But if we do all that then bright side is, well I'm like 90 percent sure no one will be inclined to ever break a law as long as they live. And I say 90 percent because I estimate that around 10 percent of the population is either crazy, stupid, or just think they are tough enough to survive that shit I just described and come out unscathed.

[@Valleyraven007]

That would be cruel and unusual punishment

[@johnnyzero8853]

Thank god for Resident Evil 7 and Resident Evil 2 Remake.

[@Vegeta68041]

Erm RE7s first half was great and the second half sucked really bad. RE2Remake had less enemies and around the same amount of content as a game made 21 years ago. Why do people suck off those titles so hard?

[@Vegeta68041]

Oh yeah because titles like this just make you expect NOTHING from capcom and when you get anything decent it looks like pure fucking gold. Imagine RE1 remake in 2002 not having crimson heads, lisa trevor, or any of the cool new shit they added just changing it to 3rd person shooter, adding a couple new areas and bit of a twist to the story. Then it would of sucked and people would of hated the game but now in 2019 our expectations are soooo fucking low.

[@Cund]

Wild edge lord spotted.

[@phuct4980]

Wrist Is Frogs edge lord why they just give us a good game and a remake that even better.

[@Vegeta68041]

@@Cund Oops sorry I gave a well detailed description on why RE2remake isn't that great of a game. You mad?

[@SLDFSpectreSix]

I had the code for this game from Humble Bundle and I didn't know it was a bad game, and I gave it to someone that was doing a Hurricane Relief stream. It is my greatest regret that I unleashed this game upon an innocent soul.

[@maiseree1511]

At least you spared your own life.

[@thecommentsguy7871]

Survivors: *trying to survive the zombies* Umbrella Soldiers: *COLLECT SAMPLES* Zombies: *TRYING TO SURVIVE THE SOLDIERS*

[@cernos7230]

Players: TRYING TO SAVE THEIR SANITY

[@Krcun774]

Generators: TRYING TO SAVE THEMSELFS

[@gabrieljakob2001]

"Fuck this game!" "Error" "It said fuck you too!" God i love OJ

[@Berserk2099]

The bird puppet part always puts a smile on my face when I’m down

[@SaltyBoy25]

Godzilla is approaching the samples.

[@carbonbasedlifeform6693]

DarkBlade 25 The Samples are losing power

[@sonofmazer]

My brain cells are losing power.

[@thestwinner680]

The generator has been obtained, the samples are losing power! LMAO

[@TheUberedHeavySpy]

Sample is approaching the man not a god.

[@luzianogaming6113]

He's a man, not a sample.

[@bryanhernandez2364]

Who else comes by every now and then to laugh at the birds part?

[@rich20010]

Still watching it to this day lol 12/2018

[@nightfire43]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 still watching it in 2019🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@cookingsauce8274]

Lmao the bird puppet part fucking gets me laughing hard.

[@nightfire43]

@@cookingsauce8274 FUCKING!!! BIRDS IN THIS GOD DAME GAME!!!!!!

[@Darkhound1116]

@@MrBillyidolfan Oh get the fk out! everybody knows you don't just watch Angry Joe reviewing shitty games just so you can make a purchase decision, there is no way in hell that this video would have 3 Million+ views, if that was the case. Everybody watches it for having a good time and see Joe ripping apart a shitty game and then shoving it back up the developers ass....and that is why me and rest of the people come here from time to time.

[@CNRhKXtreme]

Wow, I wasn't looking at the screen when he said "I hate him and his stupid nose" and assumed he was just saying that for effect. That's ACTUALLY in the game?

[@huhuhuhuh-t2q]

Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo yep

[@poiuytrewq11422]

Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo Why do you think his name is Honker?

[@billymays5175]

*W O U L D Y O U L I K E A F R E E S A M P L E?*

[@Mac1Camp]

Billy Mays I hate you and your STUPID NOSE

[@StrikerWolfkröne]

HELL NO!

[@slapstickcomedy2.061]

As long as it gets the tough stains out I'll take 'em all.

[@thememelord5975]

SAMPLE OBTAINED

[@mitchellcrego1451]

If you don”t Billy will make you sorry

[@AlexJ0203]

Bet the Developers are like, "at least it's better than nothing."

[@jarix1670]

Nothing would have been so much better than this.

[@rectaalborween8471]

If it was nothing then there wouldnt be time wasted.But thou time has been wasted upon thy lives of many...

[@charlesbanks498]

Sweet sweet nothing.

[@shpladau]

Lol Inafune apparently never said that.

[@Linkman247]

"Cry like an anime fan on prom night."

[@thezachvolt6883]

I hate this game and it's stupid nose.

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943]

sample obtained

[@AxleTrade]

There it is.

[@DragoonBB]

this ones mine

[@zagrozaslan]

*grabs camera* SAMPLE OBTAINED, OBTAINED SAMPLE OBTAINED *jump cut* SAMPLE OBTAIIINED *grabs beer from fridge then shuts the fridge door* SAMPLE OBTAINED!!!!!@

[@zylothecat7449]

it is as good as rambo the video game and it is better than ride to hell by deep silver according to angryjoe that is.

[@texd.g.682]

18:43 expected "3 HOURS?!?!?!???" slomo...was disappointed :/

[@maxinator317]

expected review score pop up was dissapointing

[@Berried_Alive]

Same

[@patrickcampbell45]

true

[@dansemannse1]

U Guys should totally review some Porn :) I bet Delrith has a lot more comment then to add to the Discussion

[@MuthaFuckaJones.]

Not gonna lie, I did the slomo expecting him to say it and was just like “oh...." when he didn't

[@Jehtblu]

Cracks me the fuck up when he asks Oj if he wrote part of the dialog. Oj's denial is hilarious. 7:23

[@mydemon]

Best part of the video :)

[@copyrightclaim3541]

"Better then No Mans Sky" - IGN "Would play this over NMS" - Gamespot "Waste money on Umbrella Corp not NMS" - PCgamer "No Mans Sky < Umbrella Corp" - PaperRockShotgun PFS (p.f*cking.s) I DO NOT ADVOCATE FOR UMBRELLA CORP BOTH GAMES ARE CRAP.

[@JokersPalace3384]

Copyrighted Those people CLEARLY know how to rate good games.

[@maken15]

Than*

[@aitokoojii1462]

Well, No Man's Sky is at least fucking trying.

[@filthycasualevan15234]

No mans sky isn't that bad, it's just not as good as it promised to be. I'll take a game that was at least trying over this shit any day

[@ytlittlepur7276]

Seeing this makes my Mind go off to the right and explode

[@justzack641]

Man I was drinking when I read your comment and now my shirt's soaked

[@Mikeanglo]

Capcom: "You have taught me well, my master. I am ready to do thy bidding." Konami: *twirling villainous mustache* "Goood. Good!"

[@imthinkinwacky2859]

And then Capcom realizes the consequences of their dark path and then turns against their master.

[@Horrorman95]

16:53 to 17:03 funny as hell Joe just freaking out about the birds

[@Ariadni_Heart]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@BaconSenpai]

Precisely why I fucking love this guy. No fake bullshit reactions like a vast majority of youtubers. Moments like when his games crash etc kill me.

[@pr1meofbushm4n]

Reasons this review was longer than the overwatch and uncharted videos: - there is often more to tell about a bad game than about a good game - no E3 ahead (more time) - his channel is called ANGRYjoe...and when he gets the feeling that a particular company is destroying a popular and loved franchise, you can't blame him for telling his opinion about it -> that's actually the reason I subscribed him Sorry if I made some mistakes. I'm not a native speaker.

[@DarkLord3709]

Well not all of his reviews are about bad games. He also covers great game like Red Dead Redemption, Skyrim, and The Last Of Us..

[@pr1meofbushm4n]

+DarkLord3709 Yep that's completely true.

[@jasss8921]

+pr1meofbushm4n are you Canadian?

[@pr1meofbushm4n]

Nein

[@freeziboi3249]

You speak (write) better English than most native speakers do. :)

[@Raptor3698]

Umbrella Corps, Rambo, Ride to Hell, Mindjack, Ghostbusters 2016, Sonic Free Riders, Godzilla. Pick one if you had no other choice

[@MrManueldx]

Raptor 3698 I choose suicide*

[@thattypicalslimy8548]

Raptor 3698 "RAMBO! THE MISSION IS OVER"

[@kaijucifer3544]

Raptor 3698 I'd pick Godzilla. Because I enjoyed it.

[@thattypicalslimy8548]

シンゴジラ GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENORATOR.

[@kaijucifer3544]

Slimy the upopular gamer I voted Godzilla best game of 2015.

[@Sonichero151]

Resident Evil: Birdemic

[@GoodFebruarian]

Featuring Giant Jumbo Jellyfish.

[@cryingwithrage]

Shock and terror

[@MarvelousPhilly]

Lol

[@Sonichero151]

@@GoodFebruarian don't forget the Prehistoric birrds

[@matthewwiseman1016]

Came back to explain why Abe holds his gun like that... It is a CQC technique used for room clearing, and clearing blind corners. bringing your weapon close to your body protects you from being disarmed or someone grabbing your weapon. In this game, however, it’s dumb

[@timmytatoe4248]

Yeah isn't it they usually hold the gun closer to their chest? I know its not near the ears ffs

[@dreademperor2094]

I found out about Angry Joe through Channel Awesome

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

@King Greed Dude, no zombie would disarm you just to use your own gun against you in a CQC situation.

[@pretzelstick320]

Even with that explanation it still looks off.

[@shawnfields2369]

@@pretzelstick320 And, if it is a CQC technique, why didn't Naked Snake use it during MGS3 Snake Eater?

[@jamessawley213]

Let me quote a cop from Payday 2, "This is a colossal GOATFUCK!"

[@jamessawley213]

"oh yeah" "Baa"

[@2011nphelps]

***** lol who thought that was a good idea for a line in this game?

[@isakscherlund]

"Someone tell command we're *not prepared* for this kind of engagement!"

[@chilling5858]

James Sawley said everyone when crimefest 2015 happened. shudder

[@akiraguy]

"hey joe, you wanna play a zombie game?" "hey joe, you wanna get dna samples over and over again?"

[@pharrohdabest242]

Godzilla's approaching the generator!

[@sikax13]

he's a man not a God come on comrades he's a man not a god

[@sivartb7273]

+sikax13 say it with me, it was like an episode of Dora the explorer

[@thesupersonicstig]

+sikax13 *goat

[@scoutdy6547]

+Lost King the generator is losing power.

[@chelseal.l.c.2381]

lmao, 4:35 - fuck this game. - it said fuck you too!

[@chelseal.l.c.2381]

He read Validity: Vadility! right before it's stupid nose. lol.

[@chelseal.l.c.2381]

16:55 rage. Priceless!!!

[@hudsoneezy]

+Chelsea L. L. C. Yeah I caught that haha. Vadility

[@d1rtym1k3y3]

"Come kill mee I'm heyuhh!"

[@paulalvinbuquiron5698]

i just watched the video without even knowing that capcom even created this game ULTIMATE LUCK!!

[@wolfgod6443]

This is the ultimate "play as a grunt" game ever made. Think about it. His name is Abraham Jackson, the most random name ever made, he's a faceless soldier for Umbrella, he has a pathetic personality that makes him as unlikable as possible, and he has nothing going on in his life besides doing the exact same task forever. If any indie developer tries to tell you they made a game where you play as the faceless grunts and it's fun, they've failed, because the true sign of a faceless, unimportant guy's life is how much you don't want to do it in a videogame. That's why he's the grunt you shoot instead of the main character.

[@battlion507]

I think the best Grunt characters is either Point Man from FEAR (and only FEAR) and HUNK from RE2. You don't know much about them, but only by what they've accomplished, a clear and precise mind of their objectives, able to take on everything to the kitchen, bathroom and Scullery Sinks, and are revered for their completed tasks that would seem to be just mook fodder in the meat grinder.

[@yourlocalpunkposer8107]

@@battlion507 I disagree, Point Man could literally fucking slaughter hordes of highly intelligent super soldiers using his wits and intelligence (the player), he wasn't the grunt by any means

[@ventexovakon2178]

I'd rather play as a grunt then some snowflake.

[@wolfgod6443]

​@@valen9835​ To be a true "grunt" game, you have to act like a grunt. You simply shouldn't meet the criteria to be the main character...but are anyways. Not to say it's impossible to make a good game out of that (I'm sure many would love to play as a totally regular Grunt enemy in Halo). I haven't played Halo 3: ODST but I'll go out on a limb and say the characters are a bit more endearing.

[@neo-didact9285]

@@valen9835 ODSTs were the best non-SPARTAN infantry the UNSC had. Hardly grunts.

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

He's a man, not a Godzilla is appraoching the sample obtained. :^(

[@kharnthecuddly3483]

While riding to hell on one of those free-boards and getting his mind hacked

[@Fatalis690]

+The Llama King not to mention charging his ki like he's taking a shit.

[@marcyong9736]

No!!! Charging his Ki like he's dropping a DOOKIE!! Only to have him FLY OFF INTO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE!!

[@Blittsplitt5]

excellent

[@FR2T]

Epic

[@djmocok]

Joe, you took one for the team, us gamers. Thank you.

[@katytis2012]

He did. Oh, I aspire to have the patience of ours truly Joe.

[@katytis2012]

Pegbïaz Mob Missed? Did he went somewhere?

[@djmocok]

I know Joe gave up on humanity long long time ago

[@djmocok]

If Angry Joe was a religion, I'd convert.

[@bryant7542]

Yes! Joe is our prophet!

[@BlueLighteningGojo]

And then came Resident Evil 7 for the rescue...

[@ZION73082]

The Unstoppable Isaac no then re7 came to bring this shitty formula to the main series :l

[@WH250398]

The ANIME MUSIC VIDEO GEEK GOD The classic resident evil formula but in first person??

[@cryingwithrage]

The Unstoppable Isaac Ethan winters to the rescue!

[@LutherKujo]

And soon RE:2 Remake as well

[@Daniel-Rain-YT]

Ethan one of the worst characters in videogames history... lol RE7 chainsaw massacre.

[@LeaElfArt]

*claps hands to together * FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE !

[@silentphotographer117]

😂

[@nightfire43]

Whyyy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KawiMusician]

RETRIBUTION!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@probium2832]

GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR. THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER.

[@FatedCb]

GODZILLA is approaching the generator!

[@randomcrandom3680]

Yep

[@aberebo4853]

When does he say that lol I want to see it again

[@FatedCb]

9:51

[@jackryan5880]

TEH GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER

[@paradyne1T101]

Sonic Free Riders 2

[@UltraBatshift]

13:12 "Shhh...just leave him alone. He's special." - I'm dying xD

[@MrJAG]

he's dreaming of running free in the wild

[@BlackPantherFTW]

Generic Umbrella guy is approaching the sample, the sample is losing power!

[@confidential5743]

From the ashes of Umbrella Corps rose RE7 and RE2, reborn

[@jeremyzak654]

Went right back to the ashes with RE3 Remake.

[@CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi]

@@jeremyzak654 Not really lol

[@yuuhyakuya3863]

@@CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi maybe not ashes, but it's starting to come apart

[@CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi]

@@yuuhyakuya3863 I have faith that Capcom will rectify it in some way shape or form.

[@TrenElZombie]

RE2 was a cut mess

[@KoolKeithProductions]

Um... did AJ forget to do the slow motion "THREE HOURS?????" @ 18:43? I've never seen him discuss gametime and NOT do it.

[@Deviantidol]

In all honesty I was expecting it as well, and was a little disappointed for some reason.

[@kevin8280]

I'm glad he didn't do the slow motion when he said three hours. It's not necessary because we can see how disappointed he was with the game.

[@CaptainCJ97]

look who it is

[@KoolKeithProductions]

CJAdams97 lol Hey bro :3

[@andrewsciacca3016]

I think he just rushed to get the review out

[@damientalrose553]

This review has likely saved SO many people money and time. I'd rather see a review about a game that I don't know much about than about a game that EVERYONE knows about. Yes, Overwatch is good. Go find another circle-jerk about it. Keep up the great work AJ :D

[@TheDapperDragon]

Fuck no it hasn't. Everyone knew this was terrible. This is just Joe shitting out a review as fast as he can, so he can go back to livestreaming and getting his fanboys to give him money for nothing. And Overwatch is hot garbage to, and is already dying.

[@damientalrose553]

Oh, you're one of those people. I'd respond with something like "but no one I know knew anything about this game, whereas I, and everyone I know, know all about Overwatch" but you'd just be a pessimist and complain some more. Respond with a real critique instead of the negativity everyone else is spewing and I'll take you seriously, otherwise you're wasting your words.

[@TheDapperDragon]

Damien Talrose I did, how bout you try? From the moment the trailer dropped, everyone knew it'd be awful. And I don't want him to do Overwatch, so, I don't know why you act like I want him to look at that fucking waste of effort.

[@paulpott261]

I don't give 2 shits about Overwatch

[@apeblackberry3641]

"Overwatch is a hot garbage" best joke 2016 "is already dying" with over 8 million players dying. Yeah sure mate ^^

[@John-rn1nm]

And you guys thought that Operation Raccoon City was a pile of goat shit.

[@John-rn1nm]

meh meh actually i liked the story of raccoon city. gameplay was crap though. umbrella corps doesnt even have that.

[@Avy__]

John Vincent Olmos actually I liked it a lot, I liked the characters and just wish it was done a lot better. The game is old but if it had the movement of resident evil 6 and the story of... resident evil 4, it would be great.

[@George030ful]

John Vincent Olmos Totally agree. OP Racoon City maybe didn't had a solid game-play, but the story and characters where solid and interesting. The ending was a bit lackluster though.

[@markcobuzzi826]

If Slant Six at least had to courtesy to release the full game to begin with (especially the far superior Spec Ops campaign) instead of pulling that DLC crap and actually offered a split-screen mode, I actually would have considered Operation Raccoon City a decent game to by at Used Price (maybe 5/10 using Joe's scoring system). However, on top of giving a mediocre game, they had the gall to sell half the game at full price and then demand that people jump through hoops with the DLC just to get basic parts of the game. It still pained me a little when it came out, because I thought it had potential to be one of the best franchise spin-offs ever. If you are interested and have a few minutes kill, imagine an alternate universe where Operation Raccoon City had all of these improvements that I once thought up while discussing the game on an online forum: 10.) Do not turn the main Resident Evil characters like Leon into bullet sponges that can somehow take more bullets and grenades to the face than giant mutant monsters. 9.) Add more bonus content, such as figurines, single-player minigames, extra lore behind Umbrella and Resident Evil characters, a bestiary, etc. 8.) Cinematic qualities like cutscenes, music, and voice acting should be enhanced. Think of how epic the Resident Evil Outbreak games were in that regard. 7.) Graphics should be boosted up to look like a modern game that takes full advantage of the system its on. The visual style and lighting should also be darker, grittier, gorier, and more realistic to suite Resident Evil. When I see a monster transform, I want to see it grotesquely mutate, instead of a red cloud forming around it as it comes out as a new creature. 6.) Fix partner AI and some bugs/glitches. Maybe the crouching/cover system and dodging could be touched up a little bit too (a lot of people complained about that, but I managed okay for the most part). 5.) Fix the game's variety of weapons. Sniper rifles are virtually useless because they are underpowered and surprisingly inaccurate. Magnums should be available as a sidearm type. SMGs and machine pistols should be a type of sidearm, instead of regular weapon.They could have more single-use special weapons besides grenade launcher and rocket launcher, such as a Gatling gun and mine thrower. To make the flamethrower more balanced when you find one, they could give it a much longer lasting fuel tank but take away your ability to resupply it using regular ammo piles, so it behaves like another single-use special weapon. As another minor nitpick, I think that when you buy more than one weapon, in addition to customizing your starting primary weapon/sidearm, you should be able to give your other unlocked guns to your AI teammates, that way you have more freedom to customize your team. 4.) Add more enemy types with unique behaviors/strengths/weaknesses. Like you can add infected crows *(in hindsight I am unsure about adding birds after seeing Angry Joe's meltdown with Umbrella Corps)*, giant spiders, G-Mutants, etc. If they added enemies like Hunter Gammas that dive underwater, Gravediggers tunneling underground, or a new camouflaging B.O.W, that would allow the surveillance class to come in handy more. More bosses are always nice too. 3.) Make subtle modifications to character classes. All of the characters' abilities should be consistent with the given technology of the Resident Evil universe and its realistic survival horror style. I feel there should be no ability for the Recon to turn invisible or imitate someone like a T-1000, the assault class could maybe have a riot shield to pull out instead of magically being invincible for a few moments, etc. The field scientist's ability to use pheromones to attract zombies to specific targets, turn enemy soldiers into crimson heads, and use a device to drive monsters crazy so they turn on each other, were good examples of what was appropriate. They could also give each class a special item that can allow a player controlled character to access secret rooms/shortcuts with different characters. This would encourage the player to replay levels with different classes. The medic could have a lockpick, the recon a hookshot, surveillance a computer hacking device, the field scientist a V-Jolt chemical syringe, the demolition class some C4, and the assault class a battery to power deactivated doors, elevators, etc. 2.) Make the campaigns much longer and more involving. Give all the campaigns branching paths, where new missions are unlocked based on your choices, and give the player more choices besides deciding whether or not to kill Leon at the end (maybe like the campaign mode of "Shadow The Hedgehog"). Both USS and Spec Ops should have opportunities to meet all major RE characters. The USS campaign should also have a final boss. Make the stories more interesting and maybe even give the USS hit men their own personalities/backstories that allow them to go through character arcs with the choices you make (again, think of RE Outbreak, which had unique narrative cutscenes for each character you can play as). 1.) Do not split the game in half with DLC, charge full price even when the full game is starved of content, and give the shaft to people who lack online capabilities! Oh, and offer SPLIT-SCREEN, so you do not need an online connection and friends willing to buy their own copies, just to experience the multiplayer modes and campaign coop, which is what the game was mainly marketing itself on.

[@peasant9291]

raccoon city was fun and playable with FRIENDS, with FRIENDS. but this? fuck this.

[@casper6405]

What if I told you That you can collect samples in this game

[@boldone66]

Now *that* is a plot twist

[@slapstickcomedy2.061]

What if I told you *I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE*

[@Nottyastro]

Fuck you for the spoiler

[@KawiMusician]

Thanks a lot...fucktard...I was gonna play this game and try to figure out what to do on my own but you just spoiled it...so,are you saying there's one time in the game u have to do this?? Well..dont tell me when it happens,I want it to be a surprise..glad I only spent $130 on this game for the extra plastic colors and skins....

[@mollyanderson657]

Shut up M.night!

[@TwwIX]

Remember when this used to be a slow paced and suspenseful horror franchise? Capcom clearly fucking doesn't. They should join Konami and stick to the Pachinko market.

[@IJJoshOld]

umm... Resident Evil 7? Remaking Resident Evil 2...

[@TheMasterLHeart]

If RE7 is trash, the series is offically done.

[@Sunshine-vw4xx]

How the fuck is it trash it hasn't even fucking came out yet

[@TheMasterLHeart]

I said IF RE7 is trash.

[@aeon44]

Not to mention their outdated engine. lol. Those animations look shit, literally. That's one thing they'll never update, the animations.

[@LunchBXcrue]

I go to gameranx to laugh, I come to angryjoe to hear honesty, and laugh

[@LunchBXcrue]

And also cause joe has good taste in music

[@klutz3955]

+Bring me Peter pan PREACH!!

[@88ights]

Same

[@ktdpfnetwork9630]

Gameranx and Jake baldino sucks

[@devinhandy7457]

+Bring me Peter pan Ikr, love his music

[@RothurThePaladin]

Godzilla is approaching the sample is obtained

[@tdasblinda9222]

The sample is losing power

[@zangster4708]

This one's my Godzilla sample generator contained which is losing power

[@teamKiAs123]

L

[@jagannathbarman6712]

itdon't know what happen.... sample lose power

[@ViceN53X]

Godzilla is approaching the sample, not a god!

[@dhughesy2023]

If this is the price we had to pay to get Resident Evil 7 and 2. Worth it

[@shawnfields2369]

Couldn't agree more. If this was also the price we paid to get the new RE3 remake, also worth it, dude/lady.

[@dnblegend280]

Shawn Fields its a shame that re3 is a fucking fail

[@OhSaucy]

Shawn Fields damn this comment aged poorly

[@looinrims]

Memz Gaming resident evil 3 with more of the resident evil 6 than 3 Rip

[@dnblegend280]

The Looinrims lmaoooo

[@kopro2428]

They put more effort making the trailer than making the game

[@GoldInk-ds5up]

Dank Vader Like in Sonic Riders for Kinect

[@IamaDinosaur]

The Super Mario World Warrior Dony you ever....EVER! Speak about that hell spawn!

[@stitchedbyiron]

Trailers are decieving

[@socaltrojan286]

Like when the movie Lady in the Water almost looked good. Well they showed us. Damn trailer lied.

[@thedidact07]

Now THIS is the angry joe I know and love!

[@davidharding542]

Agree with you there.

[@jacovanderschaaf3044]

best part 16:50 - 17:05

[@gorkaaustin5306]

+jaco vander schaaf 9:29 - 9:54

[@thedidact07]

jaco vander schaaf The whole video is the best part.

[@zachhhhh.z]

love this version of aj but still for some unknown reason Im still playing umbrella corps

[@HumanAfterAll123]

Joes freakout about the decals at 17:48 is beyond hilarious

[@CovertPhilosopher]

i think this is the true horror that Alfred Hitchcock was trying to portray in the "The Birds"

[@vevans0009]

16:50 to 17:11 is pure classic angry joe rage. XD

[@A.R.T.4]

It brought many tears to my eyes, mainly due to laughter

[@vevans0009]

Plus, his pants was falling off.

[@Blittsplitt5]

22:35 as well

[@Crossxfighter]

13:55 My favorite part. I died laughing when he's angry at the birds. Man, those are some "angry birds." XD

[@fuzzyapplepie6940]

Sample obtained by a man, not a god cause Godzilla is flying off to the right and exploding near the generators

[@JustSomeDinosaurPerson]

Watching AJ punch and then proceed to rob himself is prolly one of the guiltiest laughs I have had in a long time. Love you AJ

[@veryadequateconsultation4952]

What happened to that scene? It’s edited now because I remember AJ gets punched by C.C, but now it’s just him recoiling & then talking.

[@JustSomeDinosaurPerson]

@@veryadequateconsultation4952 It starts 2:17 and then picks up again at 3:32

[@groteonbekende8702]

Birdemic the game

[@shrub241]

SRSLY?

[@riley5722]

Awesome man! **high-fives**

[@ItsGriim]

"Godzilla's approaching the generator" lol

[@GreatfulGert]

the generator is losing power

[@ItsGriim]

+GreatfulGert Godzilla's approaching the generator

[@ottovonbismarck9026]

+Krem bro The generator is losing power.

[@BNGClash]

+I used to play COD Godzillas approaching the generator XD

[@GreatfulGert]

Bryant Guidry THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER

[@bookroach6742]

Thank you for finally making an angry review after about 4 weeks. This video was hilarious, and I'm grateful you finally got around to it.

[@bookroach6742]

And that ending was badass!

[@Deuce972]

He's doing a DOOM review next, check his twitter :)

[@SinCity2100]

Should have released a sequel called "Umbrella Corps : Sample Obtained Edition."

[@nagakechi]

16:54 Angry Joe at his best lol

[@nickabbott319]

Rodrigo Godoi 😂

[@rickyjames993]

10:41

[@synchaos9141]

his rambo rage up there too.

[@peefmcgoose2908]

to all of those people who are saying " why fully review this fuckin diarrhea when uncharted and overwatch were rapid fire????" well everyone already knows those games are great, so why completely cover them? It's like those stupid fucking word limit essays that you do in high school, eventually run out of shit to say.

[@peefmcgoose2908]

Also sample obtained

[@Raider8784]

And everybody knew this game would be shit... those who had even heard about it in the first place.

[@DragoonBB]

There it is

[@barrypilon168]

Over watch is trash

[@peefmcgoose2908]

Barry Pilon Nah just cancerous and overpriced...but not trash

[@VIeshPilled]

Sample Obtained

[@joseagustincuesta]

Oh I bet you obtained a sample.

[@traffictom1252]

+POOTIS MANN he's a man not a god

[@VIeshPilled]

Derek Love you too

[@ChapSnat752]

TRIGGERED

[@bipolarmadness5075]

"He is a generator, not a sample obtained"

[@goodfellownotrealy1506]

this continues to be my favorite angry Joe opening video

[@aceclover758]

You are approaching the generator, which is losing power before flying off to the right and exploding after being told a zombie game you played obtaining samples said "Karate is mythical bullshit" while these fucking birds, this guy and his stupid nose sing into your ear "OHHH SONIC FREE IN THE WIND…IN THE WIND"

[@CNRhKXtreme]

While looking at this fucking lamp!

[@billyjoe3864]

Activision, the con artists if people don't understand, have mercy, He's a man not a God

[@SaikoRhythm]

For FOUR HOURS?

[@poiuytrewq11422]

Billy Joe But we won't be holding our breaths or anything.

[@godzillawithanm1680]

Activision, the con artists DAT LOOK GOOD!

[@caseywinter5252]

Sad thing...this could've actually been a unique experience, but zero effort made toward this.

[@caseywinter5252]

Doesnt mean the concept is doomed to just suck, its that capcom sucks

[@revolverjesuschrist1967]

The only thing prove useful is hacking the Mindless Umbrella Corp Models and used them for GMod than this. even OP Raccoon City or better yet Gaiden is way better than this shit.

[@thestwinner680]

UNIQUE. HOW? ESSPLAIN!

[@adad87821]

right?you know its bad when joe would rather play a pachienko machine rather then metal gear survive

[@mickdanger1434]

Comment section: 50% people bitching, 49% people bitching about the bitchy people. 1% people making percentage charts about the comments

[@juliank6793]

Well that was a hell of a comment to pay attention to.

[@SuperHns]

And you are part of all 3 percentages.

[@adoptedaiden7382]

0.1 maybe you are definitely not one percent though.

[@theanimationguy9844]

Well played good sir.

[@ventussilver]

You must be the 1%

[@27bixler]

Still one of the most entertaining reviews of Joe in 2021. Came back after all of these years.

[@ChickenExotic]

I lost my shit at 16:55!!!!

[@ZolidSnakeSS4]

best part of the review! xD

[@ZomIIXC]

what did he even say?

[@PsGamer-ye6vo]

haha best part

[@sean8102]

WHAT THE FUCK!!! WITH THE FUCKING BIRDS!!!! ALRIGHT FUCK THE BIRDS I HATE THAT GOD DAMN GAME!! FUUUUUCCKKKK!!!! LMAO

[@1mrbremos]

IKR LMAO

[@cybercoldymcphearson7338]

The Hell? At 17:00, it looked like that thing was twerking at his dead body...

[@SqueaklesMcFinn]

ikr 😂

[@jonathanhernandez3292]

lolololol zombie is shaking its booty :P

[@carnorjax007]

imao bro I didn't notice that till you said it and you are right it does look like that

[@theycallmesteel5337]

imao I don't know how I never noticed that

[@neoxcydin6112]

omg i see it now xD

[@lonedrifter9994]

Umbrella Soldier is approaching the dna sample, the sample is losing power, Umbrella Soldier is approaching the dna sample, THE SAMPLE IS LOSING POWER!

[@blanketcup8327]

Umbrella Soldier has destroyed the dna sample

[@jbcpain492]

the memories lol

[@Rakatan384]

He's an umbrella soldier, not a god!

[@lonedrifter9994]

the DNA sample is gonna veer off to the right and EXPLODE?

[@BigManJev]

i watch this when im having a bad day

[@arthurfleck629]

Me too lol

[@MaximumGameplayCanada]

16:51 that just killed me laughing man hahahaha

[@1fr0wned]

Finally a comment not bitching and whining about why he didn't do an uncharted 4 full angry review

[@vgcivan316]

gotta love that waddle!

[@matthiasck]

I usually get that angry when I see my electric bill...I love AJ

[@Wes36Man]

look who's talking, someone trolling a person cause they thought something was funny, this is the USA in 2016

[@biscuitleon3133]

+Sandy Wich the video is funny god damn it.

[@imthinkinwacky2859]

16:51 to 17:05 How most people felt when playing Mighty No. 9.

[@XThexXTank]

Mercenaries mode in RE4 for the GC is a million times better. I still play that shit!

[@oldgoodrandomroutine]

PS2 version kicks ass

[@nitromagilou597]

RE6 Mercenaries and Revelations 2 Raid Mode was better than the entirety of Umbrella Corps.

[@alliancegaming8835]

Matthew Cool operation raccoon city was better then this

[@nitromagilou597]

+Curtis Showers That is also true. And I don't even like Operation Raccoon City that much.

[@benrussell5070]

1MoreRep mercenaries mode in RE3 was better than this lol

[@christhecripplercrossfaceb6017]

Resident evil 7 and Resident evil 2 remake saved the series, next resident evil 3 remake.

[@slapstickcomedy2.061]

There's a rumour that RE3 isn't going to be developed by or published by Capcom. I don't believe that in the slightest.

[@slapstickcomedy2.061]

@@danielcarrion3705 no I mean Nemesis.

[@albertwesker2316]

Resident Evil doesnt need to be saved. RE4,5,6 was awesome

[@slapstickcomedy2.061]

@@albertwesker2316 I thought 5 was cool 6 was okay and 4 everyone agrees had a lot to offer.

[@albertwesker2316]

@@slapstickcomedy2.061 I played the originals when they came out and I still dont think they are scary but they were good survival games. I loved 90s action movies thats why I enjoy the new RE games more than the olds. Oh yea and seriously I like 5 and 6 more than 4.

[@4tech69]

Godzilla is approaching the generator...

[@martin0499]

Sample obtained

[@Redx500]

There it is.

[@Deep_wolf]

Tru suvaiwor.

[@hythamm7md298]

angry joe is back!! been a while since i saw a REAL honest game review

[@dingdingdingding5544]

kept you waiting huh

[@hythamm7md298]

he kept us waiting

[@Kidyungblack12]

+BIG BOSS "Such a Lust For Revenge WHO!!!!!"

[@Justmyhandle]

13:07- #Hesspecial

[@robe6084]

snake snake Snaaaaake!

[@TheJuhana]

Last time I was this early Joe uploaded reviews regularly.

[@fredhards3529]

Same

[@Scarfaceman77]

Come on, let these "Last time I was this early" spam comments die already.

[@Healthwise.]

+Scarfaceman77 can you like my comment please

[@Healthwise.]

+Scarfaceman77 i made a last time comment go like it pls

[@seraphiim444]

that's cold...

[@SpectreManz]

Watching this after playing the amazing Resi 2 remake is surreal

[@zendayafan6665]

I just noticed someone was planking at GameStop

[@StephenxTehxLefty]

I saw that and am wondering why lol

[@jaystarr6571]

I forgot it was called that.

[@AxleTrade]

You mean dead fish syndrome

[@jaystarr6571]

Lacorey Anger So gorillas think planking is dumb too...Makes sense.

[@legendoflink5882]

Jay Starr Lol ikr

[@matthew9231]

So many ungrateful subscribers in the comments holy shit.

[@rogergurman1570]

Those are Capcom Corps mercenaries...

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

Ungrateful? You say that like Joe is feeding us a fucking lifeline. Grow up.

[@rogergurman1570]

Cao Cao Isn't he - in your case, at least?

[@pawn5253]

i think the word you are looking for is uncivil

[@personguy6517]

I don't usually call people entitled, but that's the only thing I can say about them, I'd agree that his content as of late hasn't been as good as it used to be, but he was on vacation, excuse him for wanting to relax with his family, if you're mad Joe decided to take a break then all you are is an entitled piece of shit

[@TheGeckoNinja]

man when i saw gameplay footage of this game before it was released i thought it looked stupid, glad i can tell when a game is shit. also this level of development is embarrassing, and very insulting, this team who made this game got paid to make this crap, while indie devs not making any money are more qualified

[@Bluemangrup]

If this was made by an indie team, that would be ok. It doesn't look like a multimillion company built this

[@thestwinner680]

Exactly! Insightfully true.

[@gameree96]

Fun Fact; Capcom made this game specifically for the ESports Trend that was going viral. I know, no excuse for this being terrible, but it does help you try to understand Capcom's motivation. Also, Capcom itself has shunned this game. Why do you think it's called 'Umbrella Corps' and not 'Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps'? They obviously hated this game, and just wanted to try to cash in on ESports. I still hate the game, but the context behind it's actually kind-of interesting.

[@logie3020]

If they hated why in game did they take it out on us. SHAMEFUL DISPLAY.

[@MrBrandonStar]

really

[@luzianogaming6113]

The Asian version is actually called Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps.

[@SamWiseTheGreat]

Their obsession with Esports is so cringe and gross. Companies still don't understand that Esports are community made, from games already popular. Capcom wants to chase every trend. Mobile, DLC, Esports... But they never want to chase the trend of making 10/10 games, lmao

[@GraveRoda]

Why does the concept of Joe being terrorized by birds sound so entertaining?

[@ffcSquall]

Because we're all sociopathic sadists.

[@cuddlecakes7153]

+ffcSquall lol

[@jediphillip4]

*BIRDEMIC THE GAME*

[@ingamingpc1634]

because it is

[@philhartmann6502]

angryJoe and Jontron collab

[@eternalbane996]

When you gave the game its score, you didn't provide the graphic you usually put on the cg screen behind you. (This is around the 24:00 min mark). Just a heads up in case you didn't notice.

[@wu1ming9shi]

thumb this up guys so he sees it. It was apparently a bit too long ago...

[@drewbocop]

It didn't even earn a graphic. It was that shit.

[@Xedhadeaus]

He probably doesn't even have a 2 score graphic...

[@MasterJunior93]

24:10 mark.

[@icepickman1614]

I imagine 16:58 is where Joe becomes a bird hunter.

[@DNyCe36]

15:16 is PURE GOLD. Amazing LMFAO. Demon Joe rules

[@Z32JU]

My friend told me to buy this game... He's no longer my friend

[@thatslife7437]

my mama bought me this game ,shes no longer my mom

[@Z32JU]

+thatsLIFE lmfaooooooooo

[@daethmora3642]

HE'S DEAD ISNT HE

[@OmniOmegaKiller]

Thugs life

[@ppgranja3]

Lol!!!

[@thealphatheist3781]

They spelled "Mediterranean" wrong in the mission briefing at 7:48

[@FinalBoss27]

I guess they didn't want to spend money on editors.

[@Carcaroff87]

Spent quite sometime to arrange an answer thinking that you were referring to Joe's pronunciation...

[@thealphatheist3781]

Haha! Joe may not have even noticed, like how one speaks a misspelled word correctly or skips redundant words without thinking about it.

[@skullcrusher701]

+JeanBaptisteGrenouille Lol i feel

[@GhostsystemLive]

Hahaha!!

[@ShadowKrueger]

"HAVE YOU SEEN THE OTHER MAN??" "Driinnk..." "WHICH WAY DID HE GO?!" "SOOODAA" XD I died hahaha!

[@HULK-HOGAN1]

That punch from Corporate Commander had me in stitches!