"Jack Hard, which is absolutely a name and not an instruction" Dammit Mike, I was enjoying that drink and now it's all over my keyboard
@rootfelixfake67164 жыл бұрын
You took a piss on your keyboard after drinking that?
@paultanner26804 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the sequel "Jack Hard 2. Jack Harder."
@pengun86834 жыл бұрын
It reminds us of changing a tire on an SUV and absolutely *nothing else*
@cossakrose4 жыл бұрын
@@paultanner2680 Followed by the racing spin-off. "Jack Hard: Jack Off-Road!"
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Jack Hard Three. Jack even harder. Co starring Kleen Ex.
@cloudnine35734 жыл бұрын
"The problem with anime-" "I don't think we have the time, actually." "Okay. One of the problems with anime;" Nice.
@dracosfire72474 жыл бұрын
As an anime fan... Yeah... Have to agree there's a lot of issues.
@Pemj2k4 жыл бұрын
Here's another: not finishing the plot, leaving it open ended, and never returning to it.
@blurb93194 жыл бұрын
@@dracosfire7247 As much as I would like to disagree..... yeah
@EpicGamerz014 жыл бұрын
Pemj2k the fact we make memes about this tells you just how much of a problem that is
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley4 жыл бұрын
@@Pemj2k I'll take that any day if we could just stop it with the sibling fetishes.
@MSte214 жыл бұрын
Mike's face when talking about Jack Hard...priceless. How many times did he break when filming that?
@edwardgrimes75354 жыл бұрын
Arghya Raihan Show of the weekend NEEDS to show those bloopers.
@AlexanderOsias4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely not an instruction. Nope.
@Cedestra4 жыл бұрын
You can hear him almost break in the voice overs, too.
@keithadams76194 жыл бұрын
JACKIN' IT
@dee...4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Jack Hard, the distant cousin of Pussy Galore (from James Bond).
@WarHero564 жыл бұрын
Kojima did it again in Death Stranding with "Die Hardman"
@sh0ryualfa3934 жыл бұрын
Almost every character in that game has wacky names. 😂
@kennedymw4 жыл бұрын
@@sh0ryualfa393 I came here to comment this exactly.
@GenLiu4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, basically the whole cast in fact. Even Amelie ends up being a pun for 12yo child. That's the only thing I'm not following Kojima with, that guy makes some really good games but he should stop trying to make sense of his character names because this is getting embarassing.
@deathbykonami54874 жыл бұрын
At least it's a Bruce Willis reference
@Hellwyck4 жыл бұрын
@@deathbykonami5487 Make it Dai Hardman and you get a Welsh Bruce Willis.
@cooltrainervaultboy-394 жыл бұрын
If he were to Jack any Harder, he'll have a Ceaseless Discharge. Y'all should have seen that one coming. This one is on you
@WildfireMagni4 жыл бұрын
I'd better get a towel, then.
@AlmightyPolarBear4 жыл бұрын
I see you trying to jump three times. Quit it!
@videohound20054 жыл бұрын
It's on all of us now
@dee...4 жыл бұрын
Such a sticky situation.
@nghtwng15724 жыл бұрын
You had to say it didnt you🤣 But holy crap that made my day🤣🤣
@charlesmoss19854 жыл бұрын
"And literally nothing else," Mike says, visibly struggling not to explode with laughter.
@lizbos28114 жыл бұрын
Andy: “The problem with anime..” Mike: “we don’t have the time” Andy: “okay one of the problems of anime..” Literally one of the most accurate description of anime I’ve ever heard
@laithanayi64274 жыл бұрын
Ini mini mo
@Acidrain824 жыл бұрын
that would be a very long list
@yuhinnn4 жыл бұрын
@@Acidrain82 i would like you to describe the problems of anime that makes you uncomfortable or disturbed or any other problems for your agreement to the statement
@woppiejoppie67284 жыл бұрын
@@yuhinnn You should probably list up the things that DONT make you oncomfortable
@premiumheadpats41502 жыл бұрын
🙄
@simonestain72414 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love how genuinely amused Mike is at "Jack Hard"
@Rodrigo-ei4ht4 жыл бұрын
Bursted out laughing when I read "Jack Hard" on the title screen. Was Andy's "probably jacking it" ad libbed? Mike seem like he was trying his best to keep it together at that point
@jaredcrabb9 ай бұрын
Probably. I get the feeling the thing about suvs was either he almost said something else, and managed to finish that line, or forgot his line, almost said what we were all thinking anyway, and struggled to make something plausible up.
@kylewhite93834 жыл бұрын
Kojima: “Can I get away with calling this character after my favourite movie?” *Die Hardman is born*
@Geheimnis-c2e4 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised such a theme hasn’t been done yet. Prinzof Pursia, eh?
@superwhatevergamin96344 жыл бұрын
"Jack Hard, who is a character- not an instruction." Holy shit, this commentary... I can't contain the laughter.
@ZoobiethePopplio4 жыл бұрын
Miles Prower, his name is a pun on “Miles Per Hour”.
@domikarus52374 жыл бұрын
He could be very lucky that his name in the EU isn't Kilometres Prower, poor Tails
@zacharyjoy87243 жыл бұрын
And that’s why we know him better as Tails.
@ggEmolicious3 жыл бұрын
@@domikarus5237 omg this made me laugh so suddenly I started coughing >.
@inc2000glw3 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@senorbongo49753 жыл бұрын
Prolly not meant to take it seriously
@CaitlinRC4 жыл бұрын
Phoenix Wright is a gold mine for these - my personal favourite is Ini Miney and her sister, Mini Miney. And potentially their brother, Mo Miney.
@deathwatch274 жыл бұрын
I think their cousin Mr Catch A has some serious problems though
@ripopol4 жыл бұрын
I think you're forgetting Inga Karkhuul Haw'kowhd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Kura'in the third.
@MegaPokefan974 жыл бұрын
Sal Manela
@elearmorning4 жыл бұрын
Also let‘s not forget: Detective Gumshoe (my personal favourite) April May Wendy Oldbag Mr. Sahwit (even Phoenix himself points out the pun in that one) Lotta Hart ...
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
EVE Online has the Thukker tribe. Don't know how they got away with that one.
@owtkast0234 жыл бұрын
I should be ashamed at my ceaseless giggling at "Jack Hard." I'm not.
@LnPPersonified4 жыл бұрын
So I guess that when it comes to your giggling, you had a....ceaseless discharge?
@tformerdude67884 жыл бұрын
@@LnPPersonified Ayyy!
@JinFreeks4 жыл бұрын
"The problem with anime ...." - (From the Background) " *I don't think we have the time actually* " - "OK, one of the problems with anime ...." Allright, you got me good guys (and gals). That one had me laugthing for a solid minute. Well done.
@kadosho024 жыл бұрын
Andy was not wrong. But oh man do we deserve this in another video 😂😅
@efu20464 жыл бұрын
"The problem with animeー" "I think we don't have the time, actually." *pauses* "okay, one of the problem of anime" LMAO
@syruswynter33154 жыл бұрын
I love how Mike had to explain all the innuendo names, Jack Hard, Ceaseless Discharge
@BoopernautApAdams4 жыл бұрын
At first I thought that he was being innocent and then when Jack Hard came around...
@ricardoparente58244 жыл бұрын
"Hot Coldman"... That is going to be Shouto's Hero Name in My Hero Academia, right?
@annana60984 жыл бұрын
I was seeing fans call him IcyHot early on.
@math30004 жыл бұрын
@@annana6098 isn't that what Bakugo calls him?
@allmight35284 жыл бұрын
@@math3000 Bakugo refers to him as Icyhot or Half and Half Bastard-
@azrelldrekmorr93444 жыл бұрын
Very true
@lnsflare14 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that both he and his fans would insist on the much more original "Cold Hotman."
@Astfgl4 жыл бұрын
The name Sol Badguy is *also* a reference to Mr. Bad Guy, the debut solo album from Freddie Mercury. So the character is a double reference to Queen’s frontman. The Japanese sure do love their Queen references (see also: the Ogre Battle series).
@toratio8547 Жыл бұрын
Resident Evil as well, with the Queen references
@Kaitou1412Fangirl Жыл бұрын
Final Fantasy also. Kuja's boss theme and an esper's attack name both reference "We Will Rock You."
@GabrielusPrime10 ай бұрын
Aaannd, the original opening of the anime Big O was a rip-off of Queen song The Flash Gordon Theme... Dang it, Japan!
@weapontriangleisasuggestion4 жыл бұрын
Props for Otacon’s voice actor for being able to say “Hot Coldman” once without laughing
@jaredcrabb9 ай бұрын
Hes probably like me. Hot Coldman just sounds boring. Especially compared to combining someof the other names together.
@leblanc93994 жыл бұрын
What about Mister Torgue from the Borderlands series? Full name, Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington. And no, I'm not being polite, his canonical first name is "Mister Torgue".
@Hellwyck4 жыл бұрын
*EXPLOOOOOOSIONS!?*
@Chapburkhead4 жыл бұрын
"I probably shoulda set you up with a sponsor beforehand but I am F*CKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors. You may ask, "Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?" Answer: YES."
@thesledgehammerblog4 жыл бұрын
Also, Face McShooty (who would like you to shoot him in the face, oddly enough.)
@MusicMyBeloved4 жыл бұрын
@@thesledgehammerblog Oh yeah I forgot about him, good point!
@jaredcrabb9 ай бұрын
@@Hellwyck Megumin-Did somebody call me?
@comedyspy204 жыл бұрын
Death Stranding, directed by Hideo Kojima my two favourite character names: Deadman Die-Hardman
@MrDalisclock4 жыл бұрын
Please let his full name be Alive Deadman
@ashfair4 жыл бұрын
@@MrDalisclock sadly no
@mikevignola42133 жыл бұрын
Yeah...but alot of the names in Kojima titles are code names of characters that have actual real names. Hot Coldman is on of the exceptions where the characters legal name is absurd
@FaultBat4 жыл бұрын
"I don't think we have the time" actually got me to laugh audibly at work, which I haven't done in years. Well played!
@FarikoWishless4 жыл бұрын
"The problem with anime-" "I DONT THINK WE HAVE THE TIME" "Ok ONE of the problems with anime" 😂 That was perfect you deserve a medal
@saulreid58894 жыл бұрын
Mike - “Ceaseless Discharge... or CD as I’m now going to call him, just for anyone who’s eating” Me halfway though a mouthful of spaghetti bolognese - “Thanks Mike... appreciate it” 😂
@phylion60674 жыл бұрын
Cue Andy a minute or so later....
@DirgeTV4 жыл бұрын
Ironically enough, I was just watching the video while I was eating and almost choked from laughing at that.
@jaredcrabb9 ай бұрын
2nd time (or more) watching, and I was halfway through a pumpkin pie slice. Worst thing that happened is I almoat spit it out laughing.
@piscesfox4 жыл бұрын
Me when I read the title: “Oh my boy, Facey McShooty will be on this list” Me after watching: I’m sorry? His name was FACEY. MCSHOOTY.
@sabbathjackal4 жыл бұрын
What game
@limetime90454 жыл бұрын
@@sabbathjackal Borderlands 2, I think.
@mayowankenobi4 жыл бұрын
“SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!”
@SyxxPunk4 жыл бұрын
He's not supposed to be taken seriously though.
@deathbykonami54874 жыл бұрын
If you take into account how many Borderlands characters have silly names,we'd be here all day....and 90% of them are all psychotic boss characters I.e., Boom and his twin brother Bewn
@sudopod4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if your name was Pizza Pasta, you would probably need to become a world-class boxer too. That's a whole "Boy named Sue" scenario
@Masonxx124 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Jane acknowledged this entire list could have just been a compilation of names from Hideo Kojima games
@sacrilegiousboi4 жыл бұрын
Sequel to red ocean ... Red Ocean 2: jack harder lmao 😂😂😂
@Hellwyck4 жыл бұрын
Jack with a vengeance "I'd rather Jack (than Fleetwood Mac)"
@paultanner26804 жыл бұрын
"Bigger, Bolder, Longer.."
@AdamusPrime244 жыл бұрын
Jack Hard with a Vengeance...Live Free or Jack Hard...A Good Day to Jack Hard...They write themselves! :P
@sacrilegiousboi4 жыл бұрын
@@AdamusPrime24 good day to jack hard LMFAO
@aaronsmith10234 жыл бұрын
Does that game come with an expansion pack? 😂😏
@satansprguy44044 жыл бұрын
Andy: the problem with Anime... Mike: I don't think we have the time actually God I didn't think I could love this channel even more
@catrinmelldansen4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you forgot my favourite: Mike Channel, with his ridiculous name!
@Sophie_the_Sapphic4 жыл бұрын
Thinking about it andy farrant isn't that normal a name either.
@laura1216844 жыл бұрын
This comment should have waaaay more likes.
@NoFormalTraining4 жыл бұрын
BURN THE HERETICS!
@Paldasan4 жыл бұрын
In a moment of prescience his parents gave him the middle name KZbin.
@elafimilo81994 жыл бұрын
@@Sophie_the_Sapphic Both Channell and Farrant are very old English surnames. I think they're cool.
@RivenWasTaken4 жыл бұрын
"The problem with anime-" "I don't think we have the time, actually." "Okay. One of the problems with anime." That actually killed me im ded
@FnRenner4 жыл бұрын
"I see a D right now!" That is some old school OX banter! More please!
@talahar1234 жыл бұрын
Much respect to Mike for being able to say "Jack Hard" without cracking up! :p
@crashkojote56274 жыл бұрын
What is Jack Hard up to these day? Well, do I have the latin phrase for you: "Nomen est omen" It basically means: The name is giving you a solid idea
@drmaulana26004 жыл бұрын
There is one thing that solid in me, but that aint my idea
@MJCOXV4 жыл бұрын
Nominative Determinism
@sammyi25054 жыл бұрын
*hears the name Edge Maverick Me: Hey that's not too bad- *sees the character Me: Ooooooooh
@dennisl39964 жыл бұрын
Outsidexbox: It's SpoOoOoktober 👻👻 Also outsidexbox, on Halloween: Haha look at these silly names
@axeldornelles52924 жыл бұрын
9:48 "I don't think we've got the time, actually" That one killed me
@maxvel0city9064 жыл бұрын
Was that Mike arguing with Andy during the spoiler list about the coffee? I mean we'll never know for sure! But I definitely want an Argument with Mike using that voice and Andy using his SENU voice. 😂
@cthulhufhtagn24834 жыл бұрын
Mike? Obviously that was Aldorb. Duh.
@jaredcrabb9 ай бұрын
That was definitely Mike. He always does the funnies voices.
@pirateadam36864 жыл бұрын
Ah Star Ocean, how I miss you. I still remember Meracle Chamlotte, who was an insanely good martial artist with a massive DPS and, as the game repeatedly pointed out to you, was 16. If you've never said "this looks bad. Send in the half-naked back flipping loli catgirl", you've never played Star Ocean...
@MrSlashbash4 жыл бұрын
Pirate Adam and we can’t forget about Precis, the precious teenage girl with a crush on the protags who fights using an army of cute mini-mecha
@teal_m_1014 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna name my kid Jetstream Sam. And teach him to become a cyborg ninja with a stupid smile.
@DirgeTV4 жыл бұрын
Just falsely pump him up to be the most badass thing over and over again and along with the trait of being arrogant and cocky, it'll come to him naturally.
@wanderlustwarrior3 жыл бұрын
Suda51's actual birth name does indeed include a number. His first name is "Goichi", which directly means "5, 1." Then there's his game "Michigan: Report from Hell", where literally every character's name is a reference to a pro wrestler.
@anlizheng61344 жыл бұрын
"Ceaseless Discharge" is a *running* joke? Well played, Mike.
@thebigminsk14 жыл бұрын
not sure what that has to do with running. not saying it's never happened, just not while running lmfao
@RKBock4 жыл бұрын
@@thebigminsk1 because in english you say, for example, "my nose is running". same for a river and also every other discharge that your body can produce.
@idoommoon78974 жыл бұрын
@@RKBock Wow you are not meant for the internet you helped him/her instead of being rude and disrespectful
@RKBock4 жыл бұрын
@@idoommoon7897 I'm very sorry. I'll try again.
@RKBock4 жыл бұрын
@@thebigminsk1 lmao, you dumb.
@Sunprism2 жыл бұрын
There was an old Famicom game where a bunch of Japanese guys decided to make up some American sounding names. It gifted us with classics like; Bobson Dugnutt, Glenallen Mixon, and Sleve McDichael
@jaredcrabb9 ай бұрын
That last one, given the last part of this video, had me laughing harder than it should have.
@ChiSbaObePcheH114 жыл бұрын
Badguy is also a continuation of the Freddie Mercury reference, one of his solo albums was called Mr. Bad guy xD
@galenwilds32734 жыл бұрын
I was hoping somebody else knew about this. Freddie's first 'Sol'o album was Mr. 'Badguy'. Sol Badguy.
@andyquinn39964 жыл бұрын
Well, its no wonder, the creator of guilty gear is known as a really die hard fan of queen, specially of Freddy mercury, he references them in the game every moment he can.
@drollchild4 жыл бұрын
"biggie small-dude" got me where it hurts, i lost it
@drunozeko43324 жыл бұрын
I work at Starbucks and the amount of times I get "Barry Macokiner" "Nik Gur" and "Joe Mama" is staggering
@znightowlz65854 жыл бұрын
Chris Anderson i don’t get the first one
@znightowlz65854 жыл бұрын
Chris Anderson wait never mind
@gruggerduggerhoose4 жыл бұрын
Chris Anderson “the names bond. Unibond. Im here to fill your crack in.”
@nono-ch8oy4 жыл бұрын
I had to say the first one out loud to get it lol
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
Did you get any Bender Rovers?
@TaishoCh4 жыл бұрын
6:34 Mike: " if he's that drunk why is he still kicking my ass?! " Mike, he's drunk.. it automatically gives you a 50/50 chance of a buff/upgrade.
@xstarsystemsx4 жыл бұрын
How many times did Mike have to say Jack Hard before he could do it without cracking up?
@jaredcrabb9 ай бұрын
Probably a lot of takes too.
@laurasaurus73994 жыл бұрын
Andy: I can see a d right now.. Me: oh damn, what a sick burn!
@danielrothwelliii67124 жыл бұрын
Andy: “The next Star Ocean will be set in a meadow and involve frolicking” That might have actually been better than what we got.
@clothar234 жыл бұрын
Didn't we get that lame Integrity and Faithlessness b.s ?
@danielrothwelliii67124 жыл бұрын
clothar23 Yep. The best thing I can say about it is that it’s playable. The one thought I had through my whole play through was, “Wow, how does the 360 version of The Last Hope look and feel better than this?”
@clothar234 жыл бұрын
@@danielrothwelliii6712 I was more in awe of how incoherent the story was. I was like 75% in before anything made sense and even then I felt like I was playing the middle of trilogy.
@danielrothwelliii67124 жыл бұрын
clothar23 I had a similar feeling. I actually thought I was still in the prologue when the characters finally enter their ship. Then it dawned on me this was supposed to be about halfway through or so. Though, the most disappointing thing for me at least was the final boss. During the final phase it just froze in place. Wouldn’t move, flinch, attack or anything. They obviously rushed the game.
Mike looks like he's just about to laugh helplessly for the next 7 hours, and honestly, can't blame him
@caiheang4 жыл бұрын
We need a final showdown between Jack Hard and The Thing That Is Always Sore in a game called Ceaseless Discharge.
@annikabrock904 жыл бұрын
I love how genuinely amused Mike seems at the Jack Hard bit. How many tries did that take? 🤣 Also, I work with children and REALLY hope none of them ask me to explain what I'm laughing at.
@nagash3033 жыл бұрын
He checks his quest book very often, too see if all objectives are done He also checks on the side quests.
@KaladinVegapunk Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, recent study showed the VAST majority of action heroes are named Jack, John or James haha, by a wide margin. He wasn't able to deduce exactly why, if it's just the sound of it just sounds tough, but clearly the makers of this game were on the money
@Kyuubi004 жыл бұрын
"Jack Hard" I spit up all my dimmer hahaha
@colling834 жыл бұрын
are we entirely sure Sol Badguy isn’t the father of Billie Eilish??
@RanMouri824 жыл бұрын
Duh.
@helenastenvislavskovic4 жыл бұрын
Bill Eye Eyelash?
@jaredcrabb9 ай бұрын
Billie Eilish is a real person.
@algotkristoffersson154 ай бұрын
@@jaredcrabbare we sure sol isn’t?
@VincentoValentine4 жыл бұрын
I was actually waiting for Guybrush Threepwood to be on this list.
@joenesvick70434 жыл бұрын
"I thought you said your name was Gibberish Driftwood." "Guybrush Threepwood." "What's the difference?"
@alejandrorios83864 жыл бұрын
Mike's bit on Jack Hard was the best thing in the history of OX. Take my like! XD. (Also Imagine saying "Illusive Man" when they ask your name at starbucks)
@kylerollins64834 жыл бұрын
5:28 - can confirm, was at a Tottenham pub during the Barcelona/Tottenham group stage match last year and heard it all the time 😂
@jintaistormwarden104 жыл бұрын
Ceaseless Discharge is a 'running gag'... nice wording sir, lol.
@GeneralNickles4 жыл бұрын
"the problem with anime --" "I don't think we have the time actually." DAMN! props to whoever wrote that one, because that was fucking genius! Had me rolling laughing!
@isaiahhussieun53304 жыл бұрын
maxie fuqua Was it a joke about how long it takes to finish an anime orrrrrr
@GeneralNickles4 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahhussieun5330 no. It was a joke about how long it would take to explain all the problems with anime.
@GrimSidius4 жыл бұрын
"Probably Jackin it!" - Andy Farrant 2019
@MostlyGhosty4854 жыл бұрын
I've been having a real bad few days and haven't experienced a lot of genuine joy for a bit. But after hearing the gems of "I don't actually think we have the time for that" and "Jack Hard, which is absolutely a name and not an instruction..." I can't even lie, those gave me a damn good laugh that I've just been needing for awhile. So I thank you guys for that.
@ChrisPreece4 жыл бұрын
We need a Jack Hard 2: The Rise of Jack Hard. Watch as Jack Hard rises up! Jack Hard gets a grip on the situation! He'll be coming to consoles in 2020! Jack Hard is rock solid and ready for action!
@TheFunnyhouston4 жыл бұрын
Chris James unfortunately the sales turned out to be a flop and only semi recovered its budget.
@Pbmarron4 жыл бұрын
Haha! That Mike didn't make any dirty jokes is miraculous.
@roguishpaladin4 жыл бұрын
@@TheFunnyhouston Based on what little I saw and heard in that game, that makes sense. People who say "it sucks" to Bethesda games or EA games have forgotten what a real bad game like that is like. Fallout 76 isn't my thing, I choose not to play it, and I kinda reject it from Fallout canon, but it's still way better than that game looked.
@philippeamon72714 жыл бұрын
Jack Hard 3: Jack Harder! is even better. In the beginning Jack Hard is feeling beat from his strenuous routine. But as the cadence picks up to it's regular tempo, the final delivery is raw and visceral, when Jack Hard explodes unto the screen in a BIG way, in this thrilling climax of cascading action. EDIT: Saw an old GameTheory today with an late 80s ad for SEGA. "The longer you play with it, the harder it gets! You sit there, eyes glued to the writhing, arcade-quality graphics, pulling and squeezing your knob. Now you're breathing heavily over the digital stereo sound. Now you're shooting all over the place, but it's no use.. GAME OVER.
@Jessie_Helms4 жыл бұрын
I love that Andy actually made the joke.
@Steve-YT3834 жыл бұрын
Mike's cheeky "straight face" then OMG Andy!🤯
@logansrevenge12144 жыл бұрын
Andy had some great lines this episode: "he's probably jackin it." And "faecal woodrim."
@kaelang124 жыл бұрын
ceaseless discharge sounds like the thing i experience once a month
@Giga-lemesh4 жыл бұрын
kaelang12 that’s what I always think of too 😅
@clothar234 жыл бұрын
And the period jokes begin..Bless you internet never change. Though honestly I expected a Red Ocean reference.
@RanMouri824 жыл бұрын
a.k.a. shark week
@rhokesh43914 жыл бұрын
menstruation jokes aren't funny. period.
@clothar234 жыл бұрын
@@rhokesh4391 hah
@rsALEX4 жыл бұрын
I wish this came out later, Die Hardman from Death Stranding was pretty rediculous.
@luketsimmons19824 жыл бұрын
Errr so no Bud Fensler, Stretch Broadcloth or Mike Channell? I mean come on, you work on a KZbin Channel and your name is Channell? It's so made up... 🙄
@quentinbradford81274 жыл бұрын
When it comes to Sol I always thought that the "Bad" part of his surname was in reference to the 90s slang usage of that word which meant the exact opposite. So maybe Sol "Bad"guy was really meant to be interpreted as Sol Goodguy?
@ZumbaMarx4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, who can forget Jack Hard and his famous catchphrase: "Here's looking at you, kid!". Which is why he's now on a registry.
@jaredcrabb9 ай бұрын
Dude, youre gonna kill me😂
@Amaritudine4 жыл бұрын
Mike's expression during the entire 'Jack Hard' segment is a priceless treasure. That's the face of a man taking admirable, enviable levels of pride and satisfaction in his work.
@KaladinVegapunk Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, recent study showed the VAST majority of action heroes are named Jack, John or James haha, by a wide margin. He wasn't able to deduce exactly why, if it's just the sound of it just sounds tough, but clearly the makers of this game were on the money If you Google it you can read the breakdown, figures etc it's really interesting, they even ran the numbers excluding sequels etc to remove all the Bond movies from the metric, didn't matter haha
@KazeNinja174 жыл бұрын
All of these names and not a single one from the Ace Attorney series?!
@Seeker_of_Truth_and_Beauty4 жыл бұрын
Seems a little ridiculous, I know. I was hoping to see Oldbag on this list. *Cough* (Hint, hint.)
@K4RN4GE9114 жыл бұрын
Jack Hard is like what the MST3K crew came up with during their time watching Space Mutiny, along with classics like Blast Hardcheese and Big McLargeHuge.
@sacrilegiousboi4 жыл бұрын
Face Mcshooty from borderlands 2
@ProfessionalGoober4 жыл бұрын
"If you want to have a good anime protagonist, you have to make them be badass and look like they're 12 years old" Hirohiko Araki: Hold my beer
@konradgoscicki66494 жыл бұрын
"The problem with anime…" "I don't think we have the time, actually!" Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! XD
@disarisumbrus44924 жыл бұрын
I'VE BEEN SLAIN AND THOSE LINES KILLED ME
@afruitypunchy4 жыл бұрын
Imagine there is sequel to Red Ocean, and the protagonist is the son of Jack Hard: Jack Harder
@AlexanderAzarov4 жыл бұрын
nah, Jack Hard II.
@AmaryBrit4 жыл бұрын
Can we count all the stupid usernames we all used and came across on online games?
@jonathandavies17164 жыл бұрын
Best psn name I ever seen is RancidBallSweat. It raises so many questions about the person that would choose to be called this.
@joshuawilliams79774 жыл бұрын
You could, but the list would simply be astonishing. :p
@disarisumbrus44924 жыл бұрын
My *God* that list would be huge... -And sadly for me I'd be a quarter of it.-
@brandonbrown9644 жыл бұрын
Some of the best ive found: OneEyedbabyleg LackofExp SuperNintenJoe DivineMuff LeftHndWanker Juicy2scoops BilboTbagginz Vaindamandangle Bigblacksnake
@DirgeTV4 жыл бұрын
With how long I've been playing games online, I lost count long ago. One particular one I do seem to see very often are those with the name of their wifi passwords. Not exactly secure choices if you ask me.
@ianaldred94844 жыл бұрын
Stick it to The Man. The villain in that game is literally a shadowy figure called 'The Man'. At one point you encounter his mother who calls him 'The Boy' to which he responds, "I'm The Man now!" Just one of the many great things about that game.
@ReiAyanami84 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Hideo Kojima, in Zone of the Enders: the 2nd runner the player takes control of Dingo Egret. Those are literally just two animals indigenous to Australia repurposed as a person's name.
@Franky_Sthein4 жыл бұрын
What? I mean Dingo I knew but what is an Egret? I always saw it as an legit namen.
@ethanharper83462 жыл бұрын
@@Franky_Sthein a type of heron
@MrFutago874 жыл бұрын
Beware of Jack Hard, he might have a Ceasless discharge. Because he is a maverick at edging.
@Hisha13034 жыл бұрын
Bonus entry : all the silly names we give when a game lets us name a character
@zovinchen32814 жыл бұрын
8:55 "According to Guilty Gear's convoluted plot..." *laughs in Blazblue*
@JayTheProtag4 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget the legend "Ian Paul Freely" that appeals to your inner five year old
@cristianalvarado34734 жыл бұрын
I dont get it ?
@JayTheProtag4 жыл бұрын
Look at the Initials of "Ian Paul:
@cristianalvarado34734 жыл бұрын
@@JayTheProtag oh hehehehe
@MatthewDoel324 жыл бұрын
Or the movie Hot Fuzz’s Peter Ian Staker
@ChristMetalMayhem4 жыл бұрын
Rise of the Triad!
@cyanimation16053 жыл бұрын
Pizza Pasta exists to rob any 80s kids who've nearly beaten the game of any credibility on the playground. "Oh yeah? You beat punch out? who do you fight right before Mike Tyson?" "His name's Pizza Pasta" "okay sure billy"
@meowdynyall92844 жыл бұрын
Edge Maverick is the most “dark anti-hero(TM)” name ever.
@SigmentKurosai4 жыл бұрын
And yet, he's quite the boy scout in-game.
@TheIrishGamerGuy4 жыл бұрын
Hot Coldman is one of those names that I honestly didn't think of as silly at the time....or rather I didn't notice I was just so immersed in the overall mission etc
@mrtiddles44084 жыл бұрын
12:30 You can really tell Mike was trying his hardest to keep a straight face
@thegreatpineapple44254 жыл бұрын
*_hardest_ *_straight_ ftfy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@rubyamateurtactician43544 жыл бұрын
We need to talk about Ace Attorney. That game includes such pun-tastic names as, April May, Redd White (CEO of Blue Corp.), and, the first witness to ever testify, Frank Sawhit
@vindicare99154 жыл бұрын
12:20 I mean, I’m as fond of vehicle maintenance as much as the next guy, but that’s a bit much
@brocksisson71284 жыл бұрын
Life lesson from Andy: Are you hungry and see Mike eating, remind him of the DS boss Ceaseless Discharge.
@Maediros14 жыл бұрын
"The Problem with Anime.." Oh boy.. here we go.. xD
@tformerdude67884 жыл бұрын
Here we go, here we go again.
@lenaplays01244 жыл бұрын
"His name is T H A T SPACE M A N" "WELL F U C K SPAAACE Y O U, I'M OUT!" *Door slams*
@thejedioftheclarinet4 жыл бұрын
"In case you're eating..." I am in fact eating, thank you for the abbreviation.
@AndrewTheZ4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about Star Ocean is that their entire universe was originally an MMORPG for "4th Dimensional Beings" and all the people you've been playing are NPCs. It became it's own world eventually, but the fan theory is that said NPCs watched "players" rush in and save them from monsters and they identified themselves with goofy ass names like "Lord Pwnage" and "Maximum Damage" and figured, "Well, if these guys saved us, I guess that's normal" and gave their kids names like that.
@jaredcrabb9 ай бұрын
Must be old ones cause the newer ones Ive only ever seen names that belong on lists like this, and are the actual funny ones.
@NGMonocrom4 жыл бұрын
_"Actually I can see a D right now. Get out of here!"_ *LOL!!!!!*
@TheWitchfinderGenral4 жыл бұрын
At least Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt was given that name ironically.