7 Horrible Weapons You're Definitely the Bad Guy for Using: Commenter Edition

We recently shared some of the most horrible weapons we’ve used in videogames, and instead of recoiling in horror many of you chimed in with suggestions of your own for videogame weapons that you are definitely the bad guy for using. We’re all terrible people. Enjoy, and subscribe for a video like this every Thursday!
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[@NathanWeeks]

Jane thinks the Wabbajack is evil because if it turns someone into food, she imagines they remain conscious while she eats them alive. Sure Jane, it's the weapon that is evil.

[@anarchyantz1564]

Our Dark Queen is just "misunderstood".

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Nathan Weeks it can be both, ya know.

[@marhawkman303]

@@nicholasfarrell5981 Using a weapon you know to be horribly cruel is evil yes. Also I suspect that being changed to gold or a sweet roll DOES kill you. It showed the "bounty added" message immediately. Also the sweet roll is an inventory item and not an NPC

[@deathbykonami5487]

Use it on Nazeem

[@belafeldbusch3397]

Nathan Weeks this weapon is basically Majin Boo

[@williamlaswell265]

The irony of the K9000 is that it’s a dog being carried around by a mailman.

[@alexanderwest6072]

This comment is seriously underappreciated

[@brentonherbert7775]

Oh my god...

[@jacksoncage9303]

Brilliant

[@DaMan_TheMan]

Wow ironic

[@lonewanderer1328]

Champ and the Postal dude lmao

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

“Horrible... deliciously horrible” Welp that settles it. Jane has resorted to pastry based cannibalism again. *puts a quid in the jar

[@JachAnen]

Must be a big jar. The last one I put in mine sticks out after cramming it in

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

Jan Christoffersen got to get an oil drum then cut a slot in the top of it my dude

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

Casandshail milk lorry trailer man. Got to store that dough somewhere. Lol

[@anarchyantz1564]

Yeah but we can get away with a technically they arent human any more so not cannibalism excuse when in sweet roll form though (Remember for future get out of jail excuses). Mmmm sweet, sweet rolls.

[@Altzar2011]

She's Android 21

[@CAP198462]

“Weapons Jane ‘definitely’ won’t be using in the next D&D session”

[@jr637-1]

On her own party mates... >.>

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Nine Lives Stealer is one.

[@TheAsylumCat]

On that note, I'm pretty sure the heat metal spell in dnd violates the Geneva convention, especially when plate armor is involved

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

@@TheAsylumCat if you have enough time. Horrid Wilting is far more qualified to commit war crimes, though.

[@a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594]

Say what you will but Jane has done the least damage to fellow party members. If I’m not mistake it’s either Ellen or Luke

[@devringalbrath]

The "non-lethal" methods of defeating each of the bosses in Dishonored are all horrifying, and yet poetically cathartic.

[@hansmatheson5976]

I don’t know man... ..I feel (personally) Dishonored’s NL choices edge too far into the heavy-handed and/or terribly cruel “territory” to be described as “cathartic”. (No matter how narratively poetic they may be)

[@jamesmackes4531]

@@hansmatheson5976 Do you know what "cathartic" means? Forget yourself even, it's cathartic to the player character even more. Every single one of the people you kill is in some way complicit or involved in the death of the Empress, whom you cared deeply for and they pose to harm the society you live in to gain from it.

[@Nitrinoxus]

A normal game studio: "Hey, there's a bug here. Let's take it out." Obsidian: "Hey, there's a bug here. Let's make it into a joke weapon!"

[@FenrirStrife1]

Bethesda: "Hey, there's a bug here...and here... and here... and here... and here... and here... and over there... and up there...huh... Lets add more microtransactions."

[@Nitrinoxus]

@@FenrirStrife1 Pretty much, yeah. Their games' bugginess used to be charming, but now it just makes them look like a bunch of work-shy hacks with no QA skills.

[@Micras08]

@@Nitrinoxus Pretty much. It was rather charming up until they decided to try and cash in on their own incompetence :-/

[@Nitrinoxus]

@@Micras08 A joke isn't as funny when the punchline is in on the joke, yeah.

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

Now no one can argue that it's not a feature!

[@ariavachier-lagravech.6910]

Jane: speculate that the wabbajacked sweet roll is still alive Also Jane: take it to fireplace

[@zelg.5551]

JT: "...so that's why those apples were screaming."

[@voltzoen6262]

Sweet roll: I used to be an adventurer like you until I ran into a mad man with a Wabbajack.

[@mpcollins1993]

Fimmion hungry

[@roadkillz78]

Until I took a Wabbajack to the knee.

[@PogoPinguin1988]

Just imagine the guard next to your victim go "Let me guess... Someone turned you into a sweetroll..."

[@xdsmile5359]

Me:Well im gonna make a buffet of sweet rolls. Also me:Torture at its finest.

[@originalamerican9396]

The Soul Tear shout from Skyrim. Literally rip the soul from somebody's body and enslave the soulless corpse that is still self aware.

[@zach11241]

Nah. Soul trapping someone in a gem isn’t evil. Putting that soul gem next to Meridia’s Beacon, however....

[@acejohnson3939]

If the K9000 has a dog's brain, ears that perk up when enemies are around, and sniffs for enemies too... Isn't it actually a more effective attack dog getting infinite walkies without the mess..? Well at least not one you have to clean up.

[@firstnamelastname7124]

HE IS A GOOD BOY HOW DARE YOU HATE ME FOR GIVING HIM WALKIES

[@sarahsayshello9726]

He spits alot though. Leaves brass casings laying around everywhere. Dont even ask where those come out of

[@welshzecorgi7903]

"-never to enjoy walkies again." Technically you could walk the K9000. I believe the term is "walking fire".

[@lonelywanderer1114]

I don't think K9000 is cruel because he seems genuinely sad when you put him away. 😢

[@donnykitsune5707]

@@lonelywanderer1114 yeah more the worse weapon to ignore

[@awesomechainsaw]

Lonely Wanderer 111 which is why I take him on regular bandit killing walks

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

This whole thing is just a “Jane’s favourite weapons” compilation

[@-DarkAngel1982-]

And God bless her psychotic little heart for it.

[@tobiasmills9647]

Once hit a mudcrab with the wabbajack. It turned invincible, and permanently aggressive against any NPC. I come across it every now and then ahead of the line of dead bodies and destroyed villages.

[@dopetrashman7730]

"The human head has five holes..." 7 if you count the eye sockets.

[@austinknight5881]

I think they were referring to the traditional "5 orifices" in Chinese lore... maybe? Plus, also, another hole if you count the throat. Through which it DOES technically extract the brain...

[@joshuaalderson860]

8 when you decapitate

[@saintdelamuerte9813]

I counted six because I'm a psychopath and instantly autocorrected to decapitated human head

[@KyrieFortune]

@@saintdelamuerte9813 doesn't decapitating someone reduce the number of holes? You take away the ears and mouth to replace it with only one hole (which is just the continuity of the mouth)

[@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202]

well, if it's got a hole...

[@LostSoulNo301281]

As soon as I saw Destroy All Humans in the spoiler list I knew where this was going... Up the bum.

[@nickjeffery536]

The worst weapons were the friends we made along the way

[@xdsmile5359]

*Looks at Gaurdian sadistically*

[@mybutthasteeth1347]

The wabbajack ain't mean at all! Who doesn't want to be a gold coin? Or be a mudcrab? Its great fun! Who doesn't love fun? You said it yourself, it's deliciously horrible to turn them into a wheel of cheese!

[@ColdNekoAngel]

You are totally right.

[@AlexDuos]

Hey wait a sec...

[@aerothallji6514]

It's The Staff Of FuuuuuuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuun

[@derekstronf1837]

I once had a greatsword drop from nowhere. Saved my a Ass all the same. Then I turned a skeleton into a chicken. Good times...

[@fatrobin72]

shame it doesn't have the option to turn people into newts...

[@MrAceofspades627]

That man did not turn invisible Jane. He disintegrated.

[@Fyrmer]

Potato, potahto.

[@bumbyonline]

MrAceofspades627 hey, I couldn’t see him afterwards, counts in my book

[@Alizudo]

@ericb31 There's also a perk that gives Fire spells a chance to incinerate enemies low on health, turning them into piles of ash. They still drop items, but same necromancy problem.

[@davidmoore1253]

@ericb31 A very ethical objection.

[@haitianptc333]

I still remember The Sheepinator from Ratchet and Clank. You turn your enemy into a harmless sheep, and if you're determined enough, you can upgrade it so the sheep also explode.

[@NathanWeeks]

Implode is a weapon that causes "ruptured organs, explosive blood spray, and a whole bunch of screaming." By me. I'm the one who is screaming. Now, and probably forever since hearing that description.

[@tpbloomfield]

Honestly, the descriptions of most of the spells, weapons and artifacts in that game are just brilliant if you want a lot of horrific imagery, Implode is just one of many.

[@uberfreak2]

Nah, the cruelest was controlling some npc to take to the demon forge to be torn apart in return for some items

[@IkeFanBoy64]

The saving grace is that it seems rather quick. Also, you'd probably go into shock and be dead well before popping.

[@Uniclonus]

"Coffin filler". Brilliant. Never change Jane, you're the best.

[@pessimisticpianist582]

" we are all terrible, terrible people " *-outsidetgebox 2019*

[@Floymin]

Call me old, but I don't know TGE.

[@yoshi8501]

the guest says with flowey as profile picture

[@pessimisticpianist582]

@@yoshi8501 ☻

[@yoshi8501]

says the guest who had a flowey profile picture when he sent that command

[@xdsmile5359]

Gee Thanks for telling something I already know.

[@Artificer1911]

The human head has 7 holes, we just have two of them plugged up with eyes.

[@soldier1stclass640]

Which is still more dignified than what the probe does

[@CasperVonGhoul]

Heh this made me take a moment to count them

[@LtBasil]

Actually it has thousands of holes. Most of them are pores.

[@696190]

@@LtBasil and/or sweat glands

[@Artificer1911]

@@LtBasil I wondered if anyone would bring that up. 😊

[@rocketrooster2410]

If you include the Rat swarm from dishonored you should also include the vigor "a murder of crows" from bioshock infinite. What more brutal way than being pecked to death by a swarm of crows?

[@anarchyantz1564]

Bee swarm maybe?

[@MrShukaku1991]

A swarm of Bees?

[@anarchyantz1564]

@@MrShukaku1991 Well insects, probably including bees. Bioshock one and two had a plasmid for Insect swarm.

[@moonraven6145]

Possession vigor as well, have your mind enslaved to it's owner, and then be forced to bludgeon yourself to death when it wears off

[@mrGovnoff]

A swarm of flying zombie sharks?

[@OptiJams]

"Big willy unleashed" "should have been a tip off" HOH

[@juanmarailgun7783]

"have you tried... hear me out... biting them on the neck?" What?! naah. Kain just raises his hand and the blood just... flows into his mouth. I mean he SOMETIMES bites necks, but that's more of his killing method rather than feeding one.

[@logansrevenge1214]

The sweet roll is sentient and aware as you eat it alive? 😟 Stay out of Jane's head cannon.

[@anarchyantz1564]

Or the range of her head cannon.

[@hexagonalchaos]

Imagine if it could talk and didn’t rot, new friend who smells like food and is emergency food too

[@rashkavar]

The implosion one reminded me of a skill in Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines: Blood Boil. Make a person's blood literally boil until the pressure...well, Kain said all that needs saying about pressure...

[@gothnerd887]

I wonder which clan Kain fits in with?

[@kallasantysanty6092]

@@gothnerd887 He is named Kain ... but lets say he was just a regular vamp, i would say Ventrue with some Tremere added for extra bloody effects :)

[@VergilAngelus]

Kain would probably be directly analogous to Caine since he is the 'father' of the modern vampire types in LoK. I specify modern vampire types for anyone that's actually played the games.

[@kallasantysanty6092]

@@VergilAngelus Yep not the ancient winged and blueish ones, and not even the first human ones (was it Vorador? I think it was:)) but later on the father of all the new ones (like Raziel in his pre-reaver of souls state :P). The lore there is a bit confusing with all the time paradoxes but i think i remembered it right ...

[@guilhermebraga9773]

Goth Nerd he is so evil that I would go with old clan Tzimisce.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Horrible Weapons pt 2 "Oh cool, it gets worse!"

[@hafizhaditya2896]

tbh... the K9000/fido actually like you to use him... and it will whimper sadly when you decide to change your weapon... i guess the dog just too innocent to understand to even understand that he turned into a gun. and its eat bullet as the think tank said, and the reason they give it to you is because they ran out of bullet for fido to eat. so you give him treat if you reload him lol...

[@geraintthomas4343]

Rome 1 and medieval 2 total wars: Plague, just plague. Get a spy infected, send them to an enemy city, watch half the people die, get an easier battle when you attack it.

[@davidmoore1253]

Wow

[@insaincaldo]

well then

[@Linosek279]

-Sees Sheogorath Yep, we know were this is goong

[@maxvel0city906]

That Sweet Roll sure did a "Sweet Roll" when it hit the ground! Totally not sorry. 😋

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Nice.

[@thehulkster9434]

Skyrim: pretty much any enchanted weapon. I mean, as if fueling your weapon on the souls of your enemy wasn't bad enough, Dawngaurd had to go and show us where all those souls end up for eternity.

[@seaborgium919]

I mean.... to be fair it was made worth it by Magical Demon Horse Arvak~*

[@rebelwolf772]

I thought the soul burned out after you fueled your weapon with it and they just stayed in the soul crain until they were used

[@thehulkster9434]

@@seaborgium919, yeah, the demon horse went a long way to convincing me I wasn't the bad guy.

[@thehulkster9434]

@@rebelwolf772 - I don't know, it's elder scorlls lore, it's self contradictory and confusing. Either way, using the souls of your enemies to power your weapons doesn't seem like a good thing, regardless of what happens with that soul.

[@insaincaldo]

@@rebelwolf772 It's more of a sacrificial offering in exchange for the enchantment.

[@romancuadradocartelle6193]

The good thing about periodically forgetting about Blood Omen is getting to rediscover the Shakespearean lines and the awesome voice acting. Vae victis!

[@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740]

Who thought making Prudence aware of "Implode" was a good idea?

[@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740]

@Prime Megalodon hmm?

[@Bigal3031]

I blame Cthulu

[@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740]

@@Bigal3031 that makes sense!

[@craigfunk3453]

Why just Implode? I enjoy Penta-lich of Tarot! Why have havoc and brutality in only 1 spot on screen? Have practically all the 'item' deaths going on at once! Have some implode! Some explode into meaty chunks! and other melt into a poisonous, plagued pile of goo dangerous to all who pass through it! Made even better once you know how to send other sacrifices into the spirit forges via mind control! Get so many of these items you may as well never bother with the regular spells unless required (or do the go to game breaker of chaos armor, energy bank (as needed), and repel; become immune to damage while your attackers gleefully kill themselves!)

[@wyattderp581]

Pretty sure any weapon Mike uses makes him the bad guy... especially if there's dynamite involved!

[@anarchyantz1564]

Oh come on thats not fair to Mike! He doesnt need any weapon for that.

[@BogeyTheBear]

It is established canon that Mike has the Gambit-like ability to make any object he throws explode.

[@sasuunix6332]

The first thought I had of a bad guy weapon was the Cerebral Bore from Turok 2. It drills into the eye of a victim only to detonate an explosive in the brain.

[@anarky1765]

They already did that one

[@warpjediAK]

Surely you're the bad guy in 'destroy all humans' regardless of which weapons you use?

[@SgtCookie111]

I mean... have you _seen_ humans?

[@iSTEFIXi]

@@josephmichealholland5381 agree

[@livingcorpse5664]

Even more of a badguy for how cruel it is.

[@edi9892]

Meh. Humans are by far the worst invasive species. A little population control would be for the good of every other species...

[@iSTEFIXi]

@@edi9892 i vote we destroy america

[@Elfangorax]

"Haha, hilarious! I mean, not hilarious, horrible... Deliciously horrible." Careful, Jane; your Prudence is showing.

[@iamrei856]

In skyrim, I killed a dragon with 239 cheese rolls thanks to the telekinesis spell. Man I love cheese.

[@catluvr2]

Sounds like a lethal case of lactose intolerance.

[@WhiskeyTobin]

The WMD in Postal 2 that basically released a bioweapon. Or the anthrax cow head

[@rayceeya8659]

#5 reminds me of the "Blood Boil" attack in "Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines". "The target's blood is instantly heated to boiling, causing him to explode violently. Others nearby take blast damage from the explosion."

[@elafimilo8199]

Agh. Thanks for that.

[@tylorfox783]

That one bullet in Turok: Evolution that eats your enemy alive while making tweety bird sounds

[@tusharchandra4276]

Shifting fingers around the back of the skull? Sounds like Prudence might enjoy that.

[@Prrreciousss]

I remember someone claiming they broke the Markarth quest to turning someone important into a sweetroll and eating them by accident

[@moonraven6145]

Got one with questionable consequences, the Celestial Claw from Amid Evil, it's basically a staff that Steals planets out of space and time, shrinks them down inside the staff, and shoots them like rockets, and yes you can capture the Earth sometimes and blast it at enemies :)

[@marhawkman303]

what sort of enemy are you fighting that hurling planets at them isn't overkill? O_o'

[@Jankenstein]

@@marhawkman303 Parasitic demon crystals, holy warriors of an ancient celestial power source, beings of indescribable power and chaos that have slain gods, uh.....The literal embodiment of evil and his fountains of infinitely flowing life force? I'd say the claw and it's cousin the Infinium are underpowered for the task.

[@MoonlightStrider]

I honestly felt really nostalgic hearing Kain's voice again Simon Templeman did such a great job, he could make reading the Terms of Services sinister, or a takeaway menu.

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

NGL I got a little giddy just hearing him. All the weird little things about that game seem really fun right about now. I'm going to go replay it, go walk around in meat armor because it's hilarious and get really confused by the Doll Maker section all over again.

[@MoonlightStrider]

@@YourWaywardDestiny I honestly never really finished it properly as a kid, I got stuck after legging it from Malik and child me didn't know how to get to Vorador. But seriously the way he described the properties of items, I swear when he was talking about the Inspire Hate spell he sounded like he was being pleasured by the thought.

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

@@MoonlightStrider This game was pretty good about letting you know Kain is an asshole. It was made in a time that Anne Rice vampires were big, so hate-loving him was perfected. If you can find a copy and a PS1 with all the accompaniments, it might be worth another try through. Simon Templeman's performance doesn't get any less great throughout. It's certainly better than the cutscenes.

[@CyFiWasTaken]

"The Mandibular Re-arranger." The WHAT

[@MultiNonymous]

It's the literal version of the proverbial ugly stick.

[@DirgeTV]

I feel like I need a Science degree based solely upon hearing that pronounciation.

[@MySerpentine]

It rearranges your mandible, obviously.

[@LadyOnikara]

I have a few mods on Skyrim that do a couple things similar to Wabbajack. If a guard says "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll", it turns them into a sweetroll. If they say the line about arrows to the knee, they get struck by lightning. If Nazeem says the line about going to the Cloud District, he gets flung up into the air VERY high, then crashes back down, still alive. Three mods that I will never play without.

[@toe_sucker_4165]

Obsidian said "it's a feature now" but it was actually a feature now.

[@FireFox64000000]

You know I read the title of this and thought you were talking about weapons that were just plain terrible or bad and I immediately thought anything given to you by Sheogorath. After hearing what you actually meant by that title I was pleased to know that my answer still wasn't wrong.

[@TheJaguar1983]

I remember playing Shadow Warrior at lunchtime at school one and just cycling firing modes on the guardian head and grossing out my friend with the squelching sound it makes.

[@foofoo3344]

I love it when the Wabbajack turns people into chickens.

[@anarchyantz1564]

Most of us are followers of Jane, so instead of a Dark Lord she will be our queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair! So yeah, there pretty much aren't any weapons we wouldn't wield when commanded by our mistress of the dark.

[@thehulkster9434]

The army of Jane really needs a cool catchphrase worthy of our magnificent ruler.

[@Skaitania]

Now we know what happened to the NPCs in early ME:Andromeda: someone with a Mandibular Rearranger got loose.

[@seagreen42]

"Coffin filler" My slightly murdery d&d character is absolutely going to start calling people that! Thanks Jane (or whoever wrote that bit)

[@richardtaillon1616]

Everyone twenty five years ago: "I love Shadow Warrior!' Everyone now, acting like Intellectuals: "Penis jokes are not funny."

[@DapperDemon]

my favorite thing about the Wobbajack specifically is that it can break the game, because it can turn a quest essential NPC into a sweetroll.

[@tyrdravok2329]

A pleb: using this gun makes you a horrible person. Me, an intellectual: how I use normal guns makes me a horrible person.

[@rebelwolf772]

Whatever happened to the art of beating a man to death using a bag of doorknobs

[@Horseshoecrabwarrior]

@@rebelwolf772 Or art of beating a man to death with a firearm? I hunger for the feeling of a skull caving in under the force of a rifle buttplate.

[@thebenexperience]

@@rebelwolf772 or beating a man to death with his own severed leg

[@RobLMoney]

Whatever happened to catching a good old fashioned passionate ass whooping and getting your shoes coat and hat tooken?

[@sonicquake00ad26]

Skyrim Nexus Mod - Inside-Out spell =^_^= When you first meet the members of the Dark Brotherhood, a cranky old mage-assassin named Festus Krex, tells a story of his latest job, in which he tried out a new spell he's been working and almost turned his target inside out. You can now use this spell to turn your enemies into a pile of goo bits =^_^=

[@BattyButtercup]

I PHYSICALLY RECOILED WHEN THAT SWEETROLL "consumed" SOUND HAPPENED.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Jane is a Pastry-themed cannibal confirmed.

[@EvanMe]

They call her the Demon Gamer of Fleet Street

[@cphtfluke7565]

This reminds me of the time I used the climate adjusting terraforming tool as a weapon in Spore. I raised the temperature on any enemy planet until it was so hot that all the trees and wildlife died, and the residents of the capital city were trapped in their own energy to keep the heat out. I used global warming to ruin an entire alien planet.

[@beanface7408]

You can do some really messed up things in that game. Genocide, brainwashing, blowing up entire planets.

[@cphtfluke7565]

@@beanface7408 Hell, you get an achievement for launching an ICBM

[@beanface7408]

@@cphtfluke7565 You get an achievement for blowing up Earth

[@louisfarrow2902]

Honestly these presenters are genuinely fantastic. Their deliveries are just great well done to U guys

[@Nakker42]

Had hoped to see my line when destroy all humans came up in spoilers but James Anthony definitely put it better. Ah well one day I will be in an oxbox video

[@AzureIV]

I can see using the Mandibular Rearranger to make it easier for head shots.

[@thespazdragon]

I preferred to look at the k9000 as another pet. I took it for walkies all the time, and when it located bad guys I called it a good boy. In my playthrough, my canine cannon loved his life.

[@that_deadeyegamer7920]

*"Little teddy bear toes"* Ahh Dr Dala, the only character in the game who I avoided conversation with.

[@charlescannon2469]

All of us? I didn't use.... Spoilers: Destroy all Humans ....Oh sh*t. Yeah, fair enough.

[@Darkwing_Drunk]

I really want another Blood Omen or a remake of Blood Omen.

[@laurenbastin8849]

I love commenter editions, they're one of the things that make outsidexbox so special

[@unnamedofficial5796]

Wait, Jane has a Head Cannon? I'd definitely pay money to see that in action. And even more money *not* to see it in action, now that I think about it. Either way, I'll bet it belongs on this list.

[@pusheencat1053]

The rat swarms are in a pleuge tale: innocence as well

[@lets_rock_and_ride5943]

6:12 And Jane has instantly pulled back in to humming the Tetris tune and of course add her lyrics of "Tetris song"

[@Charlie94781]

The K9000 brain could be reunited with its original body which is then upgraded with a hydraulic exoskeleton that supports the main cannon and transforms the dog into a furry tank

[@WillMiall]

I'm just amazed that destroy all humans came out when I was 15 in 2005. I feel old 😂

[@chrismanuel9768]

I was 17

[@Jared7873]

I was 21.

[@yun-jinlee3782]

I was 3 😌

[@RudalPL]

Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen, I loved this game, I didn't know anyone remembers it! Shame I can't make it tun on Windows 10, I still have the original CD ROM

[@kallasantysanty6092]

If you can instal it at all try using dgVoodoo or similar software to simulate old directx/graphic card/, or try DosBox, or both. It not always works but i could make most of my old games work on win 10 with those.

[@Zartren]

Love the implosion there Kain. As a Tremere, I proceed a little differently for similar results...

[@AndorRadnai]

That was a very cute sound for the smiley face on the first entry!!! And I will most definitely use ”deliciously horrible” in the future!

[@ApesWithEgos]

Thank you for the term "coffin filler." Just know that I will be stealing it for use in appropriate occasions. Don't ask what might be appropriate occasions.

[@bisurker]

Hearing Jane mispronounce Sheogorath truly hurts my immortal soul 😂

[@TerraExcessum]

Always good to see some love for Legacy of Kain. I miss that series

[@evanlandis990]

TO BE FAIR, I adopted K9000 so he wouldn't be alone. In fact, I let Rex carry Fido so they can share walks together. I mean, they can still speak to each other, and are cybernetic. Rex and K9000 are family

[@interregnum_]

If given the chance, I bet Mike could have a target in Dishonored devoured by rats from across the map.

[@patrikhjorth3291]

My first reaction: "Jane is wearing a _lightningbolt_ shirt. This may be the most elegantly awesome outfit yet!" Ok, now I'll watch the rest of the video.

[@IkeFanBoy64]

Weapon I never even considered until just now would be the Magnettic Sattelite from Red Alert 3. I mean, it's a giant tractor bean that pulls vehicles and some infantry into space. Safe to say that it wouldn't be a pleasant way to die.

[@Jessie_Helms]

I’d definitely say the worst weapon in Prey 2016 is the recycler grenade. A massive vortex sucking everything in and breaking it into its component parts... living things included.

[@rho-starmkl4483]

Look on the bright side, none of those weapons are in a game where your character can wear a mankini.

[@marhawkman303]

Hmm... this claim feels like it needs verification... Also, Skyrim has thousands of mods, at least one has got to be a mankini.

[@DirgeTV]

Unofficial rule of the internet: If it exists, there is at least one Mankini of it.

[@skidmark2704]

Jane cannon, the darkest time line.

[@mercenarychef9465]

Or the tastiest timeline? Mmmm, sentient sweet rolls.

[@mikeysboredgaming5179]

“How do you feel about swarms of things? Good? Well i hope its not bad...” *That was way funnier than it had any business being*

[@ReverendTed]

I just realized the Microwave Pulse Emitter from Soldier of Fortune isn't in here. You had the delightful options of "cooked from the inside out until bursting into flames" or "swell up and explode".

[@teaformoo6932]

Andy- "the human head has five holes" Me- *takes a moment to count said holes Literally never thought of my head like that before...

[@mattball8622]

For an extra unnerving edge, a hole that leads into the interior of the body is known as a 'meatus'. I am cursed with this knowledge, so now you are too.

[@NAcHO-wx5vg]

Bruh. I was thinking I was the only one who had to think about that and count all 5 holes.

[@chrismanuel9768]

Two ears, two eyes, two nostrils, a mouth... Hey wait that's seven!

[@anarchyantz1564]

Technically you can make it 7 if you also include the eye holes. Just requires a bit of extra pushing to get in them though.

[@teaformoo6932]

@@anarchyantz1564 True, but by that logic you could make it ANY amount if you push hard enough.

[@lucde_ville4743]

Seeing Jane getting excited about turning people into sweet rolls is a little disturbing

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

How else am I supposed to absorb peoples life forces

[@BloodmoonPictures]

im really happy to see a Legacy of Kain game on one of the channels i subscribed!

[@maxblake5564]

Elder Scrolls’ Mace of Molag Bal. You don’t even need head canon to justify its evil nature. It is canon that every enemy you kill with this Daedric Artifact spends all of eternity powering your various enchantments with their own life force.

[@CaitlinRC]

....heat metal. It bad.

[@nicholascross3557]

Had an adventuring party that used to cast it on their own Warrior in full plate armour (who had a ring of fire resistance) after which they would bear hug opponents to red hot death. The evil part was it made me as DM have to use the >shudder< grappling rules.

[@CaitlinRC]

NOT THE GRAPPLING RULES

[@kaushtubhchauhan]

What about Helios head in god of war 3..I know it's not much of a weapon but using a head is pretty inhuman although kratos do like to use decapitated head as a weapon in most of his game

[@skywatcher6106]

What about the Rectifier from Saints Row 4? Launching people (albeit simulated AI people) from a probe...like bottle rockets... Horrible, horrible bottle rockets...

[@ApertureScienceInnovators]

The K9000 is a loyal companion. It even whines when you put it away. It's not a horrible weapon it's a good boy!