Hitman 3 LAZY BONES! | Jane Plays Andy's OX Featured Contract in Hitman 3

[@burrito4332]

IO are having an absolute ball pranking Andy, first with the disgusting dragon flame cocktail, then by making him seem like a strike breaking pinkerton that frowns on rest breaks. This is secretly their payback for Mike breaking the game with his Die Hard play style.

[@vanillanoxfleuret]

Andy constantly reassuring them that he thinks people taking breaks is good despite what his contract suggests was hilarious

[@Frogglin]

I pondered the lack of children in Hitman when I was wandering around Sapienza. "Weird, you'd think they'd have some kids on the beach here" I thought to myself. I was, at that time, doing the Kill Everyone On the Level challenge and even so it was a few minutes before I thought "oh. Oh... yeah.. makes sense".

[@lionkingquan]

Yes the same reason there are no kids in gta and other more open world games where you kill at your own discretion

[@rockyroad7247]

Red dead redemption 2 has kids. Everyone agrees they're annoying little brats, but the game doesn't let you harm them. Glory to the PC modding community.

[@lionkingquan]

@@rockyroad7247 glory to the mods

[@BetaSolution]

Hitman Absolution had a kid, but she only exists in cutscenes if memory serves correct.

[@bustinarant]

@@BetaSolution You hide with her in the original escape, but she's a hardass clone why would you wish harm on Victoria? What, are you some sort of Blake Dexter?

[@StickWithTrigger]

Andy: "You could take a non-lethal gun" Jane: "No I don't think I will"

[@stevencitrin4293]

I did the three contracts and the scores were what you would expect. 5 star silent assassin for Andy, 3 stars for Jane, and 1 star for Mike. In other words probably the same scores they each usually get in Hitman. Weird how that worked out.

[@darkamora5123]

5 5 and 1 for me. LOL Mike didn't want us changing disguises, and made killing people with a shotgun very difficult, especially with their guards.

[@darkamora5123]

@@bobbyfernando 👏👏👏👏

[@kaniamia]

25:35 “What a terrible accident. Fell head-first into the toilet and only managed to get out after they’d drowned. A tragic mishap.”

[@jamma.77]

IKR, you'd think 47 would leave them in the toilet so it looks like a proper accident.

[@ptonpc]

Andy's employee motivation incentive package of "Work Hard or Die" seems to be improving productivity.

[@ricoaioa]

22:52 "I have a filing system" That got me good XD

[@andymcp4752]

Detective 47’s successful first day *checks notes* SOLVING murders? Uh oh

[@mar_speedman]

Solving murders is *easy!* Figuring out whodunit is simple when the one who dun it is you lol

[@Michael_Lindell]

Taking a break in the breakroom? HOW DARE THEY!?!

[@Brasc]

8:54 *Jane:* Yeah, but it's look at how much, like, stuff they've got to rob, expensive stuff. _~Mike laugh~_ *Andy:* Yeah, security's not great actually. *Mike:* You casing the joint, Jane? *Jane:* Yeah. Always. Is it just me, or does Dartmoor always seem to bring out Jane's inner cat burglar?

[@NaughtyFox1331]

@@bradleystinnett7840 okaii, but what the fuck has that got to do with this comment or video?😂😂

[@firdawesome3203]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now It's just a hitman on a killing spree

[@tach-uq5tw]

In fact, if such a thing occurs stay calm and back away slowly, showing no signs of suspicion and preferably saying some stock phrase about it being the wind

[@lifeincolour09]

If this happens irl anyone near that hedge would freak tf out. I'm pretty sure you can find some pranks based on this premise here on KZbin.

[@KarateKitty5000]

Sounds like song lyrics

[@dee...]

Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, you'll still get killed by the hitman.

[@kevinjohnbetts]

There's a lady who's sure Someone's stealing her gold So she's hiring a hitman in Devon When he gets there she knows If Andy's at the controls No words can describe his five star score Ooooooh, and it makes me wonder

[@kcollier2192]

Andy takes the term 'termination' to the ultimate level.

[@NoFormalTraining]

When the Terminators finally rise and start sending infiltrators into the past, they will send certain models out to do certain styles of missions. The T800's with Andys skin will be the most efficient (we won't see them coming for us) the T800's with Janes skin will be the most creative (make sure all your screwdrivers are under lock and key) as for the ones with Mikes skin.... let's... just not think about it. This get's me wondering how all the clones and other experiments in Jane's lab in the office have been doing since first lockdown.

[@vialoftoxin]

@@NoFormalTraining Mike "Let's just say parts of the human imagination are better left alone." T8000

[@markstevens7699]

This is the first legitimately creative contract ive seen

[@jonfarah8529]

Right. I’m repulsed whenever I see most contracts are about getting fast xp or achievement

[@StefanoRobbo]

I recently bought Hitman because of the content Oxbox has provided, really enjoy these videos

[@DumbOhioFarmboy]

I did as well, it's a good game lots of fun.

[@StefanoRobbo]

Happy Hitmanning! I plan to play like Andy’s play style, shift to Jane’s once spotted and end like Mike haha

[@TheLostCorner]

I did that back in 2016, except it involved buying an XBox as well. They have a lot to answer for, including the "high" score I got on Mike's contract earlier today.

[@StefanoRobbo]

@@TheLostCorner how long are the contracts available for? Are they timed or available whenever?

[@famousstranger8468]

I'm the same but playststion access seeing Robert S Pearson get 2 platinums

[@cebbi1313]

Andy doing impressions is always my favourite part of a video

[@nicklindberg90]

10/10 Cryptkeeper impression

[@Marthe06]

"Mike doesn't see the white dots" would make for a funny yet very confusing t-shirt slogan.

[@psoma_brufd]

With white text on a black shirt with the Oxbox logo hidden in the corner or on the back.

[@Tongle07]

In white text with the dots on the "i"s missing

[@Strigulino]

Andy does a spookily good Agent 47 impression.

[@AngryLittleGnome]

I love how Jane never realised that she didn't really pick up that Unicorn horn. She just broke it off and forgot to actually pick it up 🤣

[@najibzulkafli5820]

“Mike doesn’t see the white dots” there lies Mike’s play style for hitman in a nutshell

[@tyrannicpuppy]

Flashback to Sgail when he put on the armour. Mike: What's that weird empty white circle over that guy's head? Andy: *facepalms*

[@marhawkman303]

@@tyrannicpuppy yeah, Mike is good at Hitman... but... sometimes he really misses things.

[@ChaosDeary]

@@marhawkman303 Mike’s playthroughs are many things, including very entertaining, but I wouldn’t really say he’s good at Hitman

[@Incoherent-excitement]

Mike’s variety of blindness continues to grow 🤣

[@marhawkman303]

@@ChaosDeary Well is he "one of the best"? no. Is Andy better? maybe. But Mike is still better than most people who play Hitman I think.

[@VonBlade]

Oh my. Leaving it for Andy to play Mike's contract. Are you deliberately trying to give him a heart attack? Apropos of nothing, great to hear you back together on today's Oxventure podcast.

[@MSte21]

I cannot WAIT to see Andy trying to get Silent Assassin on Mike's contract. I almost feel it should be a livestream.

[@SolaScientia]

It's going to be great. Considering how infuriated I was getting with it and how long it took me to do it, I can't wait to see how Andy handles it and if he gets as frustrated with it.

[@chipsk8361]

@@MSte21 Silent assassin on Mike's contract took some doing, but it wasn't actually as tricky as I expected. Only took me one serious try.

[@MSte21]

@@chipsk8361 Just takes a ton of patience and knowing the routes and layout well.

[@marhawkman303]

@@MSte21 One video I saw... they actually lured most of them out of the house and shot them outside. But yeah silenced shotgun

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

“Mike doesn’t see the white dots.” All blocked out by the explosions presumably. Lol

[@Myrillin]

I will never get tired of Andy's 47 impression 😆

[@coaltowking]

I love that I'm watching this while being lazy at work.

[@toratio8547]

Just make sure Andy's not behind you...

[@johnsharplin]

Leave it to Andy to so completely commit to a theme in order to complete the brief. Admirable work ethic!

[@waldowallace9102]

The team brought up they funniest thing about the hitman series. You can run around at full speed and no one cares. Walk slowly by a noticer and the cops get called. :)

[@JamieHiggins638]

In Hitman: Silent Assassin you couldn't run near guards without them getting suspicious. So glad that was removed.

[@callum2474]

Jane with the ABCs ‘always be casing’

[@rootsandbonesart]

Loving Andy's frequent disclaimers, and Mike's evil laugh at the end.

[@chekhovsgundam5883]

Andy: scourge of the proletariat...

[@deeya]

Is anyone really surprised that Andy has regimented views of the workforce? Mike is an example of the working peasantry that would be flogged under Andy's rule: "Do you not see the white dots! They are notice-rs!"

[@timothyoswald8618]

Tales from the crypt? You, sir, are a man of refined taste.

[@XDarkGreyX]

26:04 great, now I imagine Luke getting out of the shower whilst Andy's trimming his beard at the sink. Meanwhile Mike is standing in the corner brushing his teeth, Ellen is sitting on the toilet, and Jane is outside banging on the door because someone locked it and she needs to let loose the coffee and hatred she drank earlier.

[@docette2015]

I love how you guys gave Mike so much guff for getting spotted so much while he played Jane's contract, and Jane spent most of her time running around the grounds getting, well, SPOTTED. At least until she finally got the detective outfit, which was also a close call. Good job on the commitment to "fun murders," though, I approve. XD

[@ralphbutcher7294]

This makes me curious what missions they’d create for the other deadly sins, Mike making a wrath mission should be fun

[@FictionWriter95]

Andy's wrath mission target would be a random NPC who looks like Mike

[@Ceece20]

Next is Andy playing Mike’s mission. It’s finally time for Andy to learn from the real master.

[@deeya]

I'll never forget the Illusive Target where Mike through Channel Chaos™ completed the mission flawlessly, while Andy's signature stealth failed him, *badly* The salt leaking from Andy that day...

[@Ceece20]

@@deeya I still rewatch that video for the salt

[@ChokoboLP]

@@deeya I have to see that. What is that episode called?

[@deeya]

@@ChokoboLP It's one of the elusive target for the first Hitman game, I forget the title. But IIRC it's in Paris at the Fashion Show.

[@supershinigami1]

Andy's gonna play it properly and get 5 stars like a real master should.

[@Sgt_Kal]

I really enjoyed these missions. Thanks for making them, Andy, Jane, and Mike.

[@deep-sleep4473]

Andy's 47 impression always cracks me up

[@joeyfrancis2682]

Andy's contract was my favourite! Jane's contract was good but killing an undertaker felt wrong somehow? Mike's, well... Let's just say I'm still stressed out now 😅

[@MrGhostTheBigRoast]

wow Andy is turning out to be quite the OXboxtra villain

[@TheYorkRose]

And also real life villain. Remember when he cheated at trivia by knowing things? He's like Jane's dorian gray painting, as she gets less evil over time he absorbs it all.

[@GriffinWolf]

Minus two stars for not saying "Here's your forking good time" when killing the canoodler.

[@NimbleTack]

I'm kind of hoping that for Andy's run of Mike's contract one of the objectives will be to complete the entire mission with a rating of zero hit mans. Just to see Andy's head explode.

[@vialoftoxin]

Good lord that's worse than getting murdered by an exploding rubber duck in the middle of walking with some journalists

[@vacuumdiagram]

ah, 15:51 Andy bringing back Paula Abdul, nice! Great music video!

[@brentage5000]

15:25 for Mike forgetting about Victoria in Hitman: Absolution

[@maliciositygames]

I started watching some of their newer Hitman videos and got addicted to it, so I'm now rummaging through their Hitman playlist (backwards, oddly enough).

[@blazzzzziing]

16:58 Never imagined Jane could make a sound like that 🤣

[@zulubunsen9067]

Jane: "I won't push this guy off the balcony, I don't want his body to be found." Proceeds to kill him with a garden fork and the body gets found, whereas if he would have died from the fall, it wouldn't have counted as a "Body Found".

[@MrUkraider]

Jane doing an Andy inspired / created featured contract on Hitman 3, this is sure to create much chaos, enjoyment and hilarity in equal measure. Loving all new content oxbox

[@katfromthekong414]

Can't belive Jane messed up the filing system right in the end 🤪

[@DelrueMadden]

Why am I not surprised that Andy is the one who made the level where people taking a break while working for a billionaire are "lazy."

[@Gcsmith12]

That was less "tales from the crypt" and more "Grisly Tales for Gruesome Kids."

[@bryangibbs7191]

Given the great glee people take in making mods that allow them to kill the children in the Elder Scrolls & Fallout games, it's probably a good thing that Hitman doesn't have children in any of their levels

[@RepKyle95]

To be fair the kids in those games are annoying as hell and totally had it coming

[@veraeroes]

Hitman content from you guys is my absolute favourite ❤️ can’t wait to play through your contracts myself!

[@MSte21]

This was so Jane, not paying attention to her surroundings at all and constantly having to run away XD

[@SNAKEpphair]

Andy accidentally made the preferred Hitman mission of the upper classes.

[@existenz_1]

Can't wait to see Andy play Mike's contract!

[@SolaScientia]

I liked the challenge of this one. I should redo Jane's contract to get 5 star SA on it (not doing Mike's again, sorry). A fairly easy 5 star SA if you have patience and get the timing right. Also helps if you get the detective's disguise right from the start. Bloody breeze going about the place then. Edit: I should have cleared that area similarly to how Jane did. I cleared it via the changing/bathroom by it and the two in the kitchen as well, then just shot both targets right in the room.

[@blanket444]

The cricket ball (even though it's actually a baseball in-game) is, sadly, genuinely lethal. Phillip Hughes was killed while batting after getting hit the neck by a ball.

[@catoninetales]

I love how macabre this is. Of course I'd expect nothing less from Andy.

[@dantronic1836]

Andy, please do a tales from the crypt podcast right now! Just go through and describe every episode - that would be plenty!!

[@spacelaser549]

Watching this as I am on break from work! Wait... whats that noise? Must have been my imagination!

[@HarbingersBuddy]

It worries me to read ‘Andy’s contract’

[@burrito4332]

The fine print reads "work till you drop (from assassination)"

[@MrHypnofan]

I went to middle school in Florida and we not only had a mini-unit on Cricket, but we played it with tennis balls. It was kinda fun, though I am sure we were in no way following the rules.

[@samydarkblade2009]

This gives a whole new sinister angle to "It's time for work, boys"

[@DeadmanWL]

Andy makes the lazy workers disappear... Has anyone seen the green/purple sofa in the last year? Im worried, the sofa just sat there all day :(

[@peterhague5626]

It wasn't that many years ago that a cricketer was killed by the ball. Those things are DANGEROUS. I feel very justified in my youthful fear of the ball

[@michaelthomas6108]

Hello Boos and Ghouls. Jane should have put both of those lovers in the bathroom cupboard, so they can be entombed together for all eternity. Hehehehehehe.

[@paullatham8486]

The 1 dislike is from someone who was on a break..

[@ahkine4096]

Right now all i can think of is 47 at a child's birthday party dressed in a kids sized suit sitting cross legged in a sea of kids with his blank stare. The lesser known narnia book lion the witch in the electrical junction box.

[@Kalah_]

Andy: "You can take the tranq gun instead of the lethal one..." Jane: "Hmmmmmmmmmm....... no." :D Jane, your Prudence is showing. :D

[@bobbie9066]

Aww, Andy feeling so called out by the premise he built a contract around. It's cool, we know you're a good human :)

[@FnRenner]

Extra points for including a Tales From the Crypt refrence. Gotta wonder what percentage of your audience has ever seen the show, movies, comic books, or cartoons. I can't believe it's above 50%...

[@leonardodavinci8313]

I am currently taking a break from work while watching this and am now fearing for my life

[@omicronfinger2388]

8:38 Jane when the police ask why I'm dead

[@Artificer1911]

22:50 I had a filing system in New Vegas, or rather a Clean Up the Streets campaign, because the area surrounding New Vegas proper had gotten so littered with the bodies of people who tried to rob me. I ended up choosing a dumpster and dropping them all into there. :D

[@AchtungBeccaC]

These are fun. I do love it when Jane plays and Andy and Mike are the angel and devil on her shoulder. Very much looking forward to the final contract!

[@emrfish6]

So I suppose this means that Andy is going to need to go all Michael Bay for Mike's contract? Like the complete opposite of how he tends to play these games?

[@memashes]

No one let Jeff Bezos see this. He'll get ideas for Amazon employees, and he's got the money to make it happen.

[@whatsinaname7289]

It's confirmed guys, Andy hates people who take more than 30 minutes each day off work. Jk, it's just so funny to hear him trying to defend himself.

[@Paskull91]

comment to the open space toilete, your coworkers arent always your friends. but this tells a lot about the oxtra team and im glad for you

[@EBannion]

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I canoodle on - ERK - "

[@gothmissstress]

Congratulations on returning back to the studio! Have fun 😀

[@Galidar]

I had so much fun playing these three contracts.

[@thomasgodridge5945]

We need a compilation of Andy's 47 voice. It's glorious.

[@crazycraig6656]

I bought hitman when you all started doin the 3 ways to play and never been disappointed

[@NoFormalTraining]

When I was in middle school (not ageing myself at all there but I was about 10!) I went to catch a high ball while fielding in cricket, got blinded by the sun and the cricket ball wound up slamming right into my thigh! Nothing broken, and surprisingly as much as it hurt I amazed everyone by not even screaming out in pain, but I was left with a limp and a cricket ball indentation in my thigh for the next day or so. The moral of the lesson? Always wear the right kit for the sport you are playing.

[@vladydaddy9116]

Omg you guys are so British talking about cricket balls, I love it.

[@Icam_here]

man i can't believe how much Andy hates lazy people in this sloth themed featured contract. well done Jane, rather enjoyed watching this

[@malcap]

Andy is making me wonder what the work conditions over in OX are like, but.... then again a few more videos a week from them aren't so bad. 😉

[@callumdonington2227]

Well they're called the video mines for a reason. Why do you think the Ellen clones are so short?

[@Storyteller543]

I had a great time playing all of your contracts, thanks for the fun!

[@coyoteartist]

According to my watch history, Between 9 last night and 11:45 am, I've watched 15 true crime videos, chock full of all the classics. None of them have a patch on the Oxers and Hitman.

[@luketsimmons1982]

One step forward, two steps back... Jane summarising not only how most people play Hitman but also the last year and a half living day by day in a pandemic. No one can say Oxbox aren't culturally relevant at all times 👍

[@randomthunk]

A Jeeves & Wooster AU with 47 as Jeeves, you say?

[@zerin25]

Speaking as someone who has taken a tennis ball hit by a cricket bat right to the jaw, it still bloody hurts! Though I am thankful it wasn't a cricket ball since it definitely would've broken something.

[@Venomtankmod]

Can’t wait for Andy to silent assassin mikes

[@raphaelsteyn6558]

Haven't commented here before, but I love this channel (and you guys playing this game in particular!). In fact, I love it so much that when my father mentioned that he wanted a new game to play for his birthday that had a multiple ways to get through the level I immediately thought of your 3 ways to play hitman videos and it just clicked. The only hiccup is that I'm not sure if I can get the hitman trilogy for Xbox one (that's the console my father plays on). Anyone know the answer?

[@the_blind_scout]

23:20 The first time I've seen OXbox use the Place command.

[@VonBlade]

27:46 Not "Oh you like forking so much do you"? Your quips are slacking Miss Douglas.

[@LennardDeij]

Actually Andy, there has been a kid in the Hitman games, Victoria, in Absolution, you just couldnt interact with her in the way you interact with other npc's.

[@AKraftwerkOranj]

These three featured contracts are great (Mike’s is punishing.) Just wondering if you’ll all be playing any more ETs, contracts, escalations etc?

[@kornaktanker7633]

Jane's quest for inventive weaponry