Hitman 3 IT'S ALL GONE A BIT MIKE! | Andy Plays Mike's OX Featured Contract in Hitman 3

[@NickFrustration]

i love how supportive mikes being of andys foray into "mike-style" assassinations: mike: "wow, 5 seconds in, youve shotgunned a man and didnt even hide the body! im proud of you" andy: "i feel dirty and wrong"

[@jamiemcnally3222]

Andy aggressively saying "honk honk mf" is exactly what I didn't know I needed

[@jamesanthony8438]

"To be like Mike you have to _think_ like Mike which means _not_ thinking too hard." My favorite line from the whole video. Thank you, Jane. =)

[@fightscrimewhilesleeping4024]

"Nothing matters, because' you're a clown." Truly, words to live by.

[@burrito4332]

*two consecutive clown nose honks *

[@justharry2190]

this is my life motto tbh

[@Guillermo_VB]

Riiiidi pagliaaaaacci

[@derschwartzadder]

This comment explains so much about world politics

[@Incoherent-excitement]

I love how exasperated Andy is at the beginning and he hadn’t even loaded into the level 😂

[@timogul]

Jane: "You could be the birthday clown, sent to entertain the kids." Andy: Shotguns parents. This is how you get Batmen, Jane. This is how you get Batmen.

[@NoFormalTraining]

Jane is the Joker confirmed.

[@tyrannicpuppy]

@@NoFormalTraining Most consider Batman a force for good though. Jane is actually doing a good thing by helping create lots of new Batmen.

[@AdrianColley]

@@tyrannicpuppy As SMBC presented: let B = the number of people saved by Batman; therefore, the number of people saved by the murderers of Mr. & Mrs. Wayne = (B-2).

[@tyrannicpuppy]

@@AdrianColley If you really wanna take a quick joke made in the youtube comments that far you can. I prefer to think of the number of dead that he's responsible for. Every time he puts Joker back in Arkham, knowing full well he got out before and most likely will again, and he WILL NOT REFORM; Batman is responsible for the deaths the Joker causes after that inevitable escape due to his instance of leaving dangerous lunatics alive.

[@brentage5000]

@@tyrannicpuppy so would the formula for that be D = (B + A)J^x, where D is deaths, B is Batman, A is Arkham, J is Joker, and x is the unknowable Joker factor?

[@Cheezbuckets]

Andy: The theme for the season was “sloth” so I tried to come up with a contract associated with punishing people for sloth. Mike: Haha shotgun go BOOM!

[@nightmarethrenody8232]

The real sloth was inside Mike all along.

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

Planning hard. Go in, shoot easy

[@brentage5000]

@@nightmarethrenody8232 that sounds painful. He should see either a surgeon or a zookeeper about that.

[@jordanbooth4470]

Love the way “it’s all gone a bit Mike” is now a saying for playing Hitman 😂

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

It's Hitman cannon!

[@senhowler]

@@TheEmbessyNetwork Which Mike used to kill the target.

[@Brasc]

@@senhowler Because he thought it would be funny.

[@2stral]

​@@TheEmbessyNetworkwait wha

[@nobledonkey17]

"It's all gone a bit mike" so what you're saying is its gone the best possible way

[@FawnGesicht]

Yes!

[@jambo8792]

26:00 "I'm pretty sure the clown with the shotgun is hiding in this room, should we search it" "That sounds dangerous, Is there anyone left to pay us to do that?" "... no" "Pub?" "That sounds like a much better idea"

[@MSte21]

Andy, I just want you to know that I managed to Silent Assassin after a GREAT deal of effort, with a loud shotgun. Your pain is felt. (I also did it in the Clown Suit in Mike's honour)

[@mediarare2386]

The first "Hello" by Andy already sounds like distress, frustration, worry and a little bit of rage...I love it

[@burrito4332]

That moment when you realize that Mike's play style actually requires both a great deal of aggression and tactical skill... And also that it's almost entirely improvised on the go. Unique talent.

[@SolaScientia]

I did the Patient Zero mission that's set in Sapienza how Mike did it (both targets in the graveyard, so you can take them out at the same time) and it was so difficult that I resolved to never play like Mike again.

[@burrito4332]

@@SolaScientia exactly lol it's like, it *looks like easy and careless play, until you remember that it's not exactly a 3rd p shooter and 47 dies if a fly so much as touches him

[@burrito4332]

@The Gaming Meta Mike's always been my fav, but the moment he shot that antler chandelier on madame Carlyle. That's when you know you were witnessing a true wildcard.

[@SolaScientia]

@@burrito4332 Yep. I've managed to get away while in the process of dying, but most of the time as soon as I'm in combat I just load a previous save or restart the mission. In this one, one of my attemps resulted in me hiding in that downstairs bathroom by the library and shotgunning a lot of guards. I had a pile of probably 15 or so corpses in the doorway and hall before I got killed. On the attempt that actually worked I managed not to kill any non-targets, but I got spotted a bunch and ended up with 2 stars. At that point I was perfectly fine with that score because I'd had enough of the contract by then.

[@burrito4332]

@@SolaScientia in fairness, I think that was a murderfest for everyone, lol

[@Amaranthyne]

Andy: triggers car alarm Game: “silent takedown” +25 xp It’s more than a _little_ bit Mike.

[@torgranael]

I'm amazed he didn't get swarmed. At the moment it started blaring, I thought we had a rare instance of Andy out-Mike-ing Mike.

[@brentage5000]

Brilliant that as soon as Andy confirms he has to think like Mike he sets off a car alarm. Coming along nicely, he is.

[@claytrimble4599]

16:53 Andy has lost it, and I love it. Mike, you beautiful monster

[@davidhollowelljr949]

I'm crying after that one.

[@Nathanelsematters]

8:25 "How did you do it Mike?" Jane asked before an ad playing Don't Stop Me Now by Queen immediately started playing. I didn't ask for perfect timing, it just happened.

[@cliffmacdonald4104]

"I guess if we're going for the full Mike we should probably wear this" is my favorite sentence I've heard in a while.

[@KaraDennison]

Remember, you don't have to make things that please everyone. If you've ruined one friend's day, that's enough.

[@jamma.77]

If you've ruined one friend's day, you're Mike playing against Andy in ghost mode.

[@jgg75]

"The life of a mansion clown is one of constant compromisation..."

[@kevin_f]

Mike’s offhand “poor Pagliacci” made me snort coffee out my nose

[@kcollier2192]

4:02 Attempts silent take down- sets off car alarm. That's going a bit Mike alright- the only thing missing was a plethora of explosions. I'm surprised he didn't require the use of a grenade launcher.

[@vanillanoxfleuret]

The way Mike views Hitman and getting compromised is wonderful and unique

[@kamen.rider.decade]

Years of R&D coming up with the best Stealth Mechanics their engine could possibly provide has led to this...

[@existenz_1]

Managed to get 5 stars by luring everyone into secluded area, subduing them and shooting them with a silenced shotgun. Whenever I try to play the Mike way I get killed in the rain of bullets lol

[@Demonprincess666]

It‘s an art, you need to train yourself in it 🧐😂

[@ventedbus4917]

Are you the Ace of Spades?

[@robertnett9793]

You have to follow the Way of the Mike to it's completion. You have to achieve ultimate Mikehood and transcend those wordly bullets flying bye...

[@FantasticBlueGirl]

I love the ace pride!

[@discowombat3388]

I lured everyone in with the photo op opportunity, then just unloaded, legged it and shot my way out. 1 star!

[@acomingextinction]

"That's a very nihilist approach." Jane have you not seen how Mike plays Hitman

[@roryk101]

I love Andy's 47 voice

[@gothmissstress]

"it's my first day"

[@carlsiouxfalls]

Ironically, when I completed this featured contract, I unlocked the shotgun you can earn by completing 10 featured contracts.

[@mitchellbonds766]

"I don't see how I can still be in combat when I'm in a cupboard" said every DnD rogue ever.

[@Crisjola]

That is the most Corazón line I've ever read.

[@MSte21]

'In league with some baddos' is putting it lightly, Jane...She was basically the head of the Hitman-verse Illuminati.

[@baileyloudon8110]

"To be like Mike, you need to think like Mike, which means not thinking too hard." Damn, Jane ain't holding back.

[@gsaurus_rex]

Now that we have seen them play each other's contracts, I would love to see a video of each of them playing their own, showing us how they completed it

[@callum2474]

when Andy said “honk honk mother f*!@er” i really felt that

[@Highcoleture]

Mike didn't ignore the prompt: His work is simply meta-lazy. He's like a poet--the form matters just as much as the diction!

[@MSte21]

20 seconds in, and Jane's resigned 'Okay' sums it all up really.

[@Uniclonus]

Andy completed that in true Andy fashion: by adhering to the letter, if not the spirit, of the contract. I really should have seen it coming. I do kind of want to see videos of Mike and Jane doing this contract, to finish out a 3 Ways to Play on it. That way we could see a run done in the full intent of the contract along with a possible middle ground run.

[@strawdog7704]

"someone with an uzi shoot that clown!" "well done you've found the assassin!" "he's an assassin?"

[@sampeters5589]

Is Andy's "tipping" the real reason he was banned from Chillies?

[@tomhubbard8510]

Andy was banned from Chillies?

[@alzingafagan7501]

@@tomhubbard8510

[@scottlil01]

@@tomhubbard8510 It's a story that came up towards the end of the Fibbage stream they did a few months ago. He was out with a group of friends and one of them was very drunk and threw up on the table, so all of them were banned.

[@sampeters5589]

@@scottlil01 Thats just what Andy wants you to think

[@rmw315]

That's the least Mike it's ever gone while still going a bit Mike.

[@holliethehermit3369]

The most “Mike” I’ve ever gone was in the Paris level when I needed to kill someone with the sabre for some reason I holed up in a storage room and literally gunned down every guard that came at me and just kept taking guns from their piled bodies. This was all in service towards getting me close to my target while carrying a giant sword you can’t hide without getting killed, so worth it I guess?

[@iamcrewdy]

As a speedrunner, I feel bad for not fully embracing the spirit of this contract (ie. pure unadulterated chaos 😂)

[@joshr8916]

Andy: *Sees Gregory and Emma relaxing* Andy: So anyways, I started blasting

[@gothmissstress]

Playing as Mike is actually very hard! I always wonder HOW is he not getting killed while people shooting at him from every side

[@jothamfunclara6583]

I mean, he often is.

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Very well played! Gotta say, the Dartmoor background music is quite unsettling when you're stalking around as a murderclown.

[@Iversen83]

The tale of the stealthy shotgun massacre will be told for years to come.

[@wipplewopple1876]

This has a "Baby's First Contract" vibe to it, where it's just "Go in and kill them, don't worry about the rest of it."

[@philmc3]

That was a great stealth shotgun rampage. Really enjoyed all of these contracts. 21:58 I'd have gone out the window, they'd never check there.

[@FawnGesicht]

Omg, "It's all gone a bit Mike" is the best thing I have heard today! My husband's name is Mike so extra love it!

[@KirbyCom]

I've watched someone get Silent Assassin on this map, and it seems like a key strategy is to kill people with the shotgun close enough to a hiding box that you can get them in there and hide yourself before anyone even arrives on the scene. But let's see what Andy does Update: less body-hiding than I was expecting, but good show from Andy nonetheless

[@jamma.77]

Yep, same strat as a Hitman 2 Escalation on the Miami level that made you kill the targets with a specifically non-silenced shotgun and would insta-fail if any bodies were found, plus you had to do it dressed as a food vendor and couldn't pacify anyone. It took me so many attempts to pull that one off.

[@MSte21]

Yep. That's how I did it. But with a loud shotgun.

[@SolaScientia]

@@jamma.77 Oh dear. I haven't done that one yet. I haven't done most of the escalations, actually, but that one sounds like a nightmare. I can handle ones where I have to avoid the cameras or wipe the footage in 2 minutes, but not being able to pacify anyone and bodies being found being an insta-fall would ruin me.

[@SolaScientia]

I saw someone get it by having 2 tranq guns unlocked. I didn't have 2 unlocked, but I followed their route and managed 2 stars because of getting noticed a bunch. At that point I just wanted to actually finish the contract regardless of the score because I'd failed so many times before.

[@sirrichiofawesome9617]

This series has been amazing. Please make more contracts for each other!

[@tyrannicpuppy]

Yes! In the absence of ghost mode, we need a Mike and Andy Hitman challenge series. See which can break the other first by setting them contracts in the others style, with Jane hovering in the background cackling like Palpatine.

[@docette2015]

I love how you adopted the "all gone a bit Mike" as the level description. It's fantastic. XD And hey, good for Andy for coming up with a plan and sticking to the plan -- that plan being to shotgun people and then hide in a box. XD At least now you have Mike's respect, Andy! And the title of "Refined Shotgun Assassin," which I'm sure Mike did not get. (At least not the "refined" part.)

[@ryanernst2071]

Andy to Mike: "now thats how you Mike a level"

[@dallydaydream]

The fact that the kill quip Andy allegedly spent a good few minutes cooking up ended up being "Honk honk motherf***er" is a thing of absolute beauty

[@Star-Commander-Vong]

I do love how Mike was actually helping Andy do his level stealfully.

[@jothamfunclara6583]

Literally a minute in and Andy's already being apprehensive about the whole thing. This is going to be fun.

[@sdcrocks]

IT'S TIME FOR WORK BOYS!!!

[@mikewood8815]

IO: Please make us a themed community contract Mike: No, I will make a contract that will ruin Andy's day, you can use that Me: Perfect, I expected nothing less 😂🤣 Also, Andys little rambler rant at the end made me laugh pretty hard Thanks for another great video OX 😁

[@titussavage4214]

Considering how much box hiding is going on here "Pop goes the weasel" would also be a fitting mission name

[@MakaveliBanks]

Hope to see you guys trying the escalations tied to the 7 deadly sins. They are strange but great so far!

[@robertnett9793]

I want my money back (for thise free of cost experience) if they don't include a 'What's in the box'-reference.

[@joelhaggis5054]

I believe Sun Tzu once said, "the supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy with a shotgun while dressed as a clown"

[@amirsani2230]

16:51 was the peak of poetry.

[@luketsimmons1982]

Today has definitely gone a bit Mike! First TopGear Gaming Show (superb btw 🙌) and now a Hitman Featured Contract. It's a good day to be Mike - congratulations and excellent contract to put the sweats on Andy "Mr Cool" Farrant 👏

[@ArianSharifian]

This was by far the hardest one of the three. I'm glad to report that I got 0 starts for this one, 2 stars for Jane's contract, and 5 star SA for Andy's contracts... as they were meant to be done

[@NoFormalTraining]

I'll send a cleaning crew over to Dartmoor ASAP.

[@callumdonington2227]

The way God intended.

[@ArianSharifian]

@@NoFormalTraining that would be great… given all the lazy staff have a screwdriver in their head now

[@NoFormalTraining]

@@ArianSharifian It's a hash punishment, but fair.

[@ineventuality4349]

Can you just imagine being the security people in the house, and then suddenly the people you were guarding just suddenly die, one by one, all by shotgun blasts, due to some mysterious clown that they can't locate inside the mansion? Truly horrendous.

[@pierresmee4769]

it is really like a horror movie, from their perspective..

[@airmanon7213]

This comment deserves more likes

[@drfrankensteinscreations]

Every time Andy was hidden in a trunk I heard "Pop Goes The Weasel" in my head. Like a shotgun toting Jack In The Box. LoL

[@DragonAceSg7]

Always, go full Mike. I'm sad I'm only getting a chance to watch this now since it originally dropped on my birthday. It's a wonderful present.

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

The real test in this is how fast Mike can drive Andy mad with this Hitman challenge...

[@TheDimensionDweller]

Really fun seeing Andy okay outside of his usual playstyle! And I found all the clown jokes hilarious

[@KRayne27]

The most horrifying Jack-in-the-Box.

[@poodlemuffin]

How is the requirement not an explosion kill?!

[@tyrannicpuppy]

There is already an escalation for exactly that. Killing all the family with an 'Accident' that is best achieved by an explosion kill.

[@poodlemuffin]

@@tyrannicpuppy It was a joke about Mike's normal tactics rather than a genuine question, but good to know!

[@tyrannicpuppy]

@@poodlemuffin It took me forever to complete it. I kept starting at the back and it kept locking up when I tried to move from the Garden area into or past the house. Switched to a front approach and inspired by Mike's Sloth contract, I killed every staff member on my way through until only the family were left. Knocked them out and arrayed them in the main sitting room with a pair of gas canisters from the kitchen and finally got my success.

[@marhawkman303]

@@tyrannicpuppy For this one, my inner um... not sure what to call it really, anyways, what I always want to do is knock people out and hide them in the bushes outside.... starting with the security guards who patrol the perimeter. But not close tot he building, as far from the house as possible.

[@lisahunt2195]

I was very excited when I realised that Andy would be playing Mike's contact and it Did Not Disappoint 😂

[@oftenspanx]

"I don't see how I'm in combat when I'm in this cupboard." Oh Andy, all clowns know that quiet solitude invites battle with one's inner demons.

[@lyledal]

"I can rub on this tree..." Dirty clown. DANG.

[@majikmessiah]

14:20 if you tranquilize someone, they can be found without messing up silent assassin

[@arandomperson3245]

The way Hitman was meant to be played.

[@senhowler]

During the final escape someone with grand editing skills needs to edit in Aloy going the other way through the bushes.

[@RetepAdam]

I don’t think this is what the “Be Like Mike” ads from the 90s were talking about.

[@bhikku23]

Something I've noticed from this series: Mike has a much better grasp of the limits of NPC perception, and knows just how brazenly you can stroll by people unnoticed. On the other hand, "Doors close, ahh!"

[@crt6776]

Totally lost it when Andy dropped his “Honk Honk MF!” line 🤣🤣

[@jeremyneill227]

"They were all killed by shotgun and the witnesses describe a man dressed as a clown" grizzled detective: "my god, El Payaso has returned"

[@loganyancey8696]

"Ya dunno how I can still be in combat if I'm in this cupboard" that's fair

[@Toonvailo]

I love how only Mike is familiar with the stages of hunted, combat, engaging 😂

[@jothamfunclara6583]

But he doesn't know what the white dot markers mean. So on brand.

[@majikmessiah]

I was able to SASO this by knocking them out dragging them to a box then shooting them and quickly stashing them then hiding in the box before the guards come

[@trismugistus]

IO: "... and we'd like you to theme them around Sloth." Mike: "Annoy Andy, you say?" IO: "N-no... that's not..." Mike: "Oh, IO, you know me so well." IO: "..."

[@jaydykhoff399]

Me: Maybe a short comedy video before be- Andy plays Mike's level?? IT'S ALL GONE A BIT MIKE??!! What is bed??

[@emperorleachicus2199]

I definitely found this the hardest of the 3 contracts, and that’s with a silenced shotgun. I really want to see how Mike managed it

[@logandaley1544]

An amazing twist on the typical Hitman style. I’m a bit surprised there wasn’t an explosion as a condition for the contract though.

[@MrSquark]

Yes, I've been waiting for this. Big expectations

[@dallydaydream]

IO: "Mike would you like to design a contract for Hitman 3?" Mike: "I'm about to ruin my good friend Andy's entire career."

[@Sgt_Kal]

I found this to be the most difficult of the three the OXBox crew made. Well done, Mike.

[@tyrannicpuppy]

I found it by far the easiest. All you have to do is not change your outfit and shoot five people. The others had much more specific requirements that insta-fail you if you mess them up. I.e. stab the target with the Screwdriver instead of throwing it.

[@colinspeirs]

This was the hardest of the three. About five attempts, eventually I went on as Phineas, cleared 1st floor and ground floor of security and servants, putting the lovers in the same cupboard, naturally, killed some family as Unnoticed kills, and used the summon to get the remaining family in the same room. Not Mike’s spirit, but great fun

[@alexandercrowell5111]

That "honk honk muthafucka" and the whole" F1" x bit are just perfect...

[@lycanthrochick]

You know it's gonna be good when the title says "It's all gone a bit mike"

[@nathanstout3939]

This fits great with sloth. Punishing the idle rich sucking on the teat of the working man and so with fire and great furious noise we cast them into hell.

[@theonlyvampirateable]

"Nothing matters, cause you're a clown." Hey, my life motto.

[@oriolgonzalez9328]

This gives me an idea for a challenge (maybe a Christmas challenge?): complete a Hitman level while killing as many people as possible. Because there can't be any witnesses if no-one is alive to be a witness *taps forehead*

[@madalice5134]

I think after the Hokkaido Patient Zero mission, they were asked about doing that kind of challenge, but said it just gets harrowing after awhile of just mowing people down. It would be funny to see how frustrated Andy would get, having to commit a bunch of non target kills, though.

[@lizzywolcott98]

Yes! Been waiting for this one! I can’t wait to see it all go a bit Mike!!!

[@matthewwinn979]

When I was a child clowns were jolly figures of fun, loved by several and bringing slight enjoyment to all. Now a shotgun-wielding Death Clown can't even walk through a mansion without everyone who sees him reacting with "Clown! Must punch!" Where did it all go wrong?

[@jennifervalentine8955]

Big "No Country for Old Men" vibes on the mission, and yeah Jane, at least in that movie, the suppressor was a massive thing

[@johnoneil9188]

With how polite and British everybody from Outside XBOX is I am always caught off guard when one of them drops an F-bomb.