7 Terrible Hiding Places You Somehow Got Away With

[@outsidextra]

Hey, pssst, we're down here in the comments section... Enjoy these hiding places that were a bit obvious, but we totally got away with it somehow. Ssssshhhhhhhhhhh...

[@mistertaz94]

Skyrim. Sufficient sneak level + Ebony Mail = Profit!

[@mooniejohnson]

Shame on you for making Luke dress up in the chimney-sweep stereotype we have of you Brits here in the US! Now I don't know what to believe!

[@pcport2698]

Thank you for not filling this list with horror games. God knows that there are countless examples from that genre.

[@KRich77]

Outside Xtra a needle in a hay stack is easier to find than a specific needle in a stack if needles.

[@phantomjoker5499]

LeT lUkE dO tHe SoNg

[@BADCompanySarge]

To be fair, if I was some low wage guard looking for a highly trained assassin/swordsman/batman then I probably would pretend I couldn't find them. Better to get shouted at by your boss then get murdered for doing your job.

[@georgesears934]

Do I fight a genetically perfected murderer who’s been trained from birth in the art of combat, or do I get a new job? Hmmm... decisions...

[@thegoshdarnedbatman5257]

"I'll just knock myself out then shall I? Maybe get in a corpse-sized-box? Yeah? 47? Will you leave me alone then?"

[@nguyenhuuvinh6492]

Well, the choices here are more if I can't find them, they probably gonna sneak behind my back and slit my throat or at least knock me out cold. If that is not the best motivation to do your job properly, I don't know what is.

[@Bluebedo]

Well I mean... kzbin.info/www/bejne/pn7HZYZjgdCsras Can't exactly blame em!

[@totallynotapuffball9119]

It's Nonlethal!...Maybe?

[@johnsamer98]

ninjas actually did walk along roofs to move about unnoticed. buildings were lit from inside and unless you were above the kitchen there was no way of light reaching the rooftops especially since the roof overlaps the walls in old japanese buildings making the light shine across rather than up. they didn't have lamp posts either in ancient japan so as long as you didn't draw the attention of a person with a lantern you could sneak around unnoticed. victorian thieves used to pull a clever trick where if they were being chased they would run into a room with an adjoining door and hide in the closet. the pursuer would assume they ran into the adjoining and follow. at that moment the thief would burst out of the closet and run out of the door giving them a head start in the chase. obviously after adjoining rooms went out of fashion so did this trick as it's very obvious where somebody went when there's literally no where else they could have gone. in world war 2 british soldiers escaping nazi prison camps would hide in piles of manure that were being transported from farm to farm by allied members of the french resistance. turns out that nazi privates were reluctant to search the manure even if they suspected a person might be hiding in it because of how gross it is. this method actually fooled the nazies for quite some time until a superior officer did the smart thing and picked up a pitch fork which is what would have been used to shovel the manure and started stabbing at the manure. this resulted in the deaths of several escapees via deadly infection. several small, flexible and underweight prisoners have escaped via air ducts to this date but a lot lot lot more have tried to do so and died in the process. restrictions of movement have lead to suffocation, some have climbed through unused parts of the facility and got stuck and died of thirst, some have severed arteries on mechanical fans and bled to death, one man climbed into a chimney by mistake and was choked by noxious gases but most have met a grizzly end when shafts went vertical and they slipped and fell several stories to a sudden stop. it certain not a good method of travel. so all these sneaking methods have some sort of truth to them. however the game developers might have used them out of context in completely unrealistic situations and the audience isn't stupid enough not to notice.

[@navaloza1502]

Underrated comment

[@gamepassghost]

Criminally underrated comment, agreed.

[@mooglew1705]

When searching, most people don't look above a 45 degree angle.

[@crimzonshooter]

​@@mooglew1705mhm, the ever present tanuki gakure no jutsu

[@Alsebra]

The rooftop maneuver may be logical and works well enough...how about explaining the "hiding *below* the eyeline" that was shown? Pretty sure that you'd notice a heavily-armed and darkly-armored person on a level that's only slightly below you even if you were paying more attention to your eye level...

[@HK-xc4lp]

Wardrobes are terrible places to hide . Last time I tried that I ended up lost in the snow with a goatman

[@aypek3131]

Rodney Carr FOR NARNIA

[@Snake-ou2gi]

Rodney Carr krampus you mean

[@KookeePenguins]

WELCOME TO NARNIA

[@jpgenigma5839]

Well, at least none of the other players thought to check in narnia

[@shifaulconbridge1227]

Narnia !

[@zantar04]

It's not that the minions of Ganon didn't know Link was in there. It's that they DID know he was in there. I wouldn't open a barrel with doom guy in it either.

[@matthewwilliams8267]

Zantar A literal barrel of whoop ass. I'm glad chickens don't exist in hell.

[@funkykong2776]

*6 reasons why link is actually doomguy*

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

Forsaken fortress sucks. You shuffle around in a barrel without being spotted. My favorite part is when the mice can take you *out* of the barrel then you get *cooked* *alived*

[@deathbykonami5487]

I thought it was proven that Doomguy is related to BJ Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein

[@charadreemurr344]

@@funkykong2776 actually it's six reasons Link is actually doom guy

[@ryanschork7487]

The "hiding above someone" tactic is actually pretty realistic, because people tend to not look up when searching for things and prefer looking at eyesight level. That's why supermarkets put the most expensive stuff right at the hight of your head and the cheapest things at the bottom. Also: after seeing a SWAT-Team getting tricked out by a runnaway that put a thing over his head and stood still in a corner of a room, these hiding strategies are not too unrealustic anymore...

[@FishyNiden]

Ryan Schork Can I has video sauce for the SWAT? :-D

[@ryanschork7487]

FishyNiden Here you go: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4jde61pp6yFbKc

[@ChishioAme]

Wanted to say the same thing; unless you know the thing you're looking for has a tendency to climb things, people really don't look up all that often and even then, it's more of a conscious thing. I mean, in a brightly lit day, with a person standing tall and proud, skylining themselves, yeah, you _might_ see them even if you're not looking for them, but in a dark and foggy night when they're crouching and _actively_ trying to avoid being seen? Yeah, not really happening.

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

i heard about an officer in the Israeli army who, to prove a point that the trainees didn't check corners when breaching, stood in one during a live ammunition drill. They shat themselves when he got out of the building when it was done.

[@dustwarewolf5532]

People all too often make fun of stealth in video games for being unrealistic, and while this is sometimes true such as in Skyrim, the being above eye level thing you just mentioned really does work, ninjas having done that for centuries. It actually becomes less effective however, the farther away from the seeker you are, as the farther away they are, the more high up they are able to see without looking up by more than a 45 degree angle.

[@Arto257]

Standing out in the open in the Elder Scrolls. Seriously. Sneak Level 100 is absolutely ridiculous to a hilarious degree. Add in some Dark Brotherhood gear or other sneak-enhancing items for even more hilarious "It must've been the wind" moments from the orc with an arrow in his head.

[@captainhuntank7963]

Artorias of the Abyss guard: hey some dude in front of me shot me Must have been the wind

[@haydenberanek2947]

Artorias of the Abyss EXACTLY!! Whenever my sneak level is very high,I can kill a bandit with my arrow and hide. The other bandits around the dead body right in front of them just “I swear I heard something,” or “It must’ve been the wind.” They are all idiots.

[@MrUmakemelaff]

In Oblivion, Chameleon 20% enchanted on everything gives 100% total invisibility and actions or combat won't knock you out of it.

[@holysmokes6709]

Or sticking a basket over a shopkeepers head and then rob them blind

[@umcThunder72]

Holy Smokes they patched that in Skyrim so they don't stop their sightline

[@theStrider199]

No mention of assassin's creed's blooming benches. Just try to escape the police by sitting down on a bench irl. I dare you!

[@wanderstribos1863]

*while also wearing some ridiculous hood and a pile of weapons (crossbow, dagger, sword, etc.)

[@krazyfistjr7465]

Defector from Decadence but what you didn't Know was the police was the bench PLOT TWIST

[@Kikyo0Takarai]

I was just thinking the same thing! He is right there! There is a point where you have to ask yourself how blind or stupid guards at AC Italy can be!

[@Renix360]

“He looks like him, but he’s not running from us. Can’t be him.”

[@brentage5000]

Kaahno it's like assassin's creed and hitman combined!

[@jamesburgess2k]

"Hey... is that haystack heavily breathing, like it just jumped off a 30 story tower?" "Nah, it's just the wind." *Assassin's Creed Logic*

[@JachAnen]

Better than Metal Gear logic. Guard: *Clearly able to see Snake* ! "Is that an intruder over there?" Snake: *Takes 1 step further away from the guard* Guard: "Huh, guess it was nothing"

[@ebony1442]

To say nothing of the bottomless, TARDIS-esque quality of the average haystack. My record is hiding 20 of the Templars' goons in one haystack, and that's only the record because I ran out of guards, not because I ran out of space in the haystack.

[@Tigercup9]

Or Skyrim. “I’ve got two arrows sticking out of my leg!” *Dragonborn crouches* “The -jet- skooma’ll make you jittery”

[@Jokerjake72]

"Supercalifuckyouall" Dying right now

[@seangarvey5437]

Super Cali fuck you all

[@BlueCollarZombie]

Dear OutsideXtra, I’m gonna need more SuperCaliSwearWords and Ellen going “weeee!” in future vids please. Signed, Me.

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

And me.

[@adrianlauer]

And me!!

[@SpairM]

And me

[@elibedard6373]

And me!

[@mrbigsta4221]

And me.

[@CaitlinRC]

I feel like Agent 47's entire existence is the perfect hiding place. I mean who would suspect that bald guy with the barcode tattoo on his head who is always around when people get murdered? Right? Right!

[@wierdalien1]

Caitlin RC well you arent wrong there.

[@frodobaggins7710]

Especially when Mike's controlling him. Although at that point he's not really bothered about hiding.

[@nguyenhuuvinh6492]

Not to be a total grammar Nazi but isn't what you described technically call a disguise and not a hiding place?

[@X3._.n3]

Nguyen Huu Vinh saying not to be a grammer Nazi doesn't make you any less of one. Also while normally disguise would be better this relates to the video better so in this case it's actually better

[@nguyenhuuvinh6492]

outlier 07 Did you make that run on sentence just to irritate me because I WILL NOT rise to the bait... Although, maybe a punctuation mark here and there not gonna kill you. But I will if you reply me with another run on sentence. Yup, totally not a grammar Nazi!

[@Furko08]

Is Ellen really talking to herself in the outro?

[@delpantion6045]

Furko08 yeah that was a little weird..... They just showed a an empty red chair and the only thing I noticed were videos popping up for me to click on......... Nope!!!! Didn't notice anything else

[@Henry-nk9wx]

also heard a balloon or something at the end as well

[@musicadictor]

a clean spicy rat?

[@frankyhorn2475]

musicaddictor no orcs here, sorry

[@matrixphijr]

You think maybe somebody should check on Luke? Haven’t seen him around since that game of Hide-and-Seek a few days ago.

[@lem0nwings]

I love how Andy grows increasingly disappointed at Ellen's puns.

[@Lukecash2]

lem0nwings Only matched by Ellen's obviously increasing glee that she made the pun. It's a perpetual emotional fission machine that will expand until it engulfs the world. Then one Ellen's pun will go too far, and Andy's hatred will collapse it into a black hole of boos, and the solar system, if not the galaxy will be no more.

[@daafaev15]

Michael Lukash I peer-review the shit out of this comment

[@daughterofluthien]

Michael Lukash shh! Don’t give away Jane’s master plan!

[@loser-nobody]

How many _boos and giggles_ does it take to produce a measurable amount of matter?? Are we there yet?! Just tell me, *how long do we have, man?!* On another note, it sounds like we just discovered a new element! The next great milestone in science! This is the _Millennium of Ellenium_ ! (sorry Andy, you understand.) I wonder what it tastes like...

[@slewone4905]

It's not disappointment, but jealousy. He hates anyone else doing puns.

[@commenturthegreat2915]

To be fair to Dishonored: I tested this by sticking a note on the ceiling of a room and asked some people to look for it. It took about 30 minutes until they spotted it...

[@amandasunshine2]

A note is not a person. Most people are like "oh shit there's a person on the roof". Like when the janitor would climb onto the roof to get the balls that ended up there and it was like.. THE event

[@khaztheconfuser1466]

@@amandasunshine2 to be fair, you just see them. You aren't looking for them And specifically looking for something usually makes it harder to find

[@fatterhorner]

When I'm playing Skyrim, I like stealthy characters. So a common situation I get myself in is when I've just shot a bandit and his buddy is trying to find me. But, there just so happens to be a pillar that I can dance around for two minutes until the bandit that's still standing declared his friend was killed by the *wind*

[@I_am_PiT]

Piles of hay in the Assassin's Creed series? What about sitting on a bench, conspicuously dressed in the Order's robes, in broad daylight, with a lot of space between you and the person next to you?

[@TheWholesaleHow]

Pietro Pedone or just waking up to random people having a conversation

[@McDDcM]

Luke has the outfit, you may as well let him sign the number. Better yet, a musical episode would be appreciated. Like they did in Buffy.

[@camilogonzalez5576]

Adam McDDcM I see a Buffy reference, I upv... Where am I?

[@Lev-ft6kf]

Adam McDDcM I

[@ginjar9501]

Super-cali-fuck you

[@Puremindgames]

I'm not usually a fan of Musical episode, but that was a good episode.

[@jeotep]

I dislike musicals, but that one in Buffy was so well done it blows my mind each time I watch it.

[@mildlyinterestingperson5478]

I expected to hear many things today, but supercalifuckyouall was not one of those things

[@aiodensghost8645]

mildly interesting person supercalifuckyourselfexpeallidocious, i say this to my little sister and she finds this quite attrocious, she looks at me like like the fuck is going up in my head and in the end she walks away pissed off

[@kinroga]

She didnt expect it either. Did you see her face

[@evanlynwinter2442]

1 shooting a guard in skyrim while sneaking them watching him go "must have been the wind" 2 getting chased by guards in Elder Scrolls Online and jumping in a barrel right in front of them, then suddenly they forget you were ever there evidently

[@BakilAskamrim]

"Don't get paid enough for this.. - Hey guys I can't find 'em. I think they ran off!"

[@anneskelding15]

To be fair, I got spotted on the Dishonored rooftops plenty of times even while being silent. It only works on the guards right below you. If there's one a bit down thataway, they can turn around and see you standing on top of their guard station and go all shooty on you. Besides, walking around staring up at the rooftops all day is definitely bad ergonomics!

[@jkyoung5]

Alien Isolation: Lockers. Seems odd a hyper intelligent killing machine wouldn't think to look in a Ripley jr. sized locker.

[@aiodensghost8645]

Kim Young Or under the table...

[@natalieshockey2641]

It's not that the minions of Ganon didn't know Link was in there. It's that they DID know he was in there. I wouldn't open a barrel with doom guy in it either.

[@timothyoswald8618]

Xenomorphs don't understand the concepts of closets or lockers, they store things exclusively in their stomachs.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@timothyoswald8618 hahahah I liked that one

[@sardonicus1739]

But they do look in Lockers if you do it enough times since the whole way the game works is that the creature adapts to your playstyle and starts looking for you in your most common hideouts including lockers and vents. You just didn't hide in lockers enough for it to decide it should be checking lockers now.

[@GhengisJohn]

Ellen, that hay pun really was _the last straw._

[@psygaud]

GhengisJohn BOOO! Boo!

[@Pluvita]

BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@petermarsella6537]

Honestly, have even a pin needle of sense

[@hollyrichards1809]

Oh brother, this guy STINKS!

[@sleepwalk6948]

Hay! Stop making puns.

[@EnderkingFTW]

That "I'll Bale" pun was the first time she's gotten me to laugh with their terrible puns.

[@randomrecruit]

Where is the lamp from undertale!?

[@stellarphantasmvfx5504]

Sans' magic

[@abadgamersperspective3111]

No it’s the power of the lamp

[@simple1305]

YES

[@carthonol1735]

"Don't worry I'll 'bail' " -love you Ellen!

[@NastyLittleBagginses]

The haystacks in AC are bad, but at least they're actually a hiding spot. What about sitting on a bench? Or even better, just walking with four other people? "Isn't that the guy we're chasing?!" "Nope. Our guy was by himself."

[@SirUlrichVL]

The walking with people made sense in the first one when it was set to specific people in white robes similar to Altair's robes but the blending after that, apart from possibly the courtesans as guards would probably be spending more time looking at them than the Assassin; didn't make much sense.

[@cloverandanais]

How about literally anywhere in skyrim? With a sufficient sneak skill you can hide just about anywhere!

[@kingdomcrashing4033]

Sneak 100: sneaking mid-combat causes enemies to stop fighting and search for you.

[@JStryker47]

Rogues and feral druids in World of Warcraft can do that too. Most enemies will be completely oblivious to their presence, even when looking right at them.

[@mathbrain-ie1yt]

Or hide anywhere in Skyrim with a potion made from nirnroot and luna moth wings... two ingredients spectacularly easy to find at night.

[@BetaSolution]

Don't forget the most flawless hiding place: A simple wooden bucket. Placed over everyone else's head. No one can see you if no one can see!

[@loganmatthews5956]

You mean you have never just crouched in the middle of a conversation you don't want to be in

[@Hal0Freako]

My personal favorites are in Bethesda RPG games where, if you have a high enough stealth skill, the best and most conspicuous hiding spot is right in front of them.

[@GameCyborgCh]

payday 2. you can hide behind everything even behind a lamppost and even if the guards almost spot you they won't try to search for you

[@WraithReaper09]

Thinking the same thing. As long as the head is hidden, guards and civs won't see you ... Or the hostages, or the bodies.

[@WhiteFangofWar]

Now to be fair, once the thugs in Arkham City know you're around, they DO check the floor vents and shoot you if they see you there. Tall grass, though... That's like the infinite space of hiding spots. A Pokemon the size of a house can hide in there perfectly, and Snake makes good use of it too.

[@kellenmoore960]

That hyper-aggressive 'boo' made my day

[@spaceywalrus1573]

You forgot that in Dishonored you can crawl under a table and hide there, you even get an achievement called "under the table" in Dishonored 2 for taking keys while hiding under a table

[@lukenukemson2231]

Dude, I stole high overseer Campbell's book after poisoning his wine from under a table. Best part is, you can blink out the window opposite the door, and your work is done.

[@annadunning3008]

I'll bail. Really? And if he got angry you could say: “Hay! I'll go!”

[@neotrix2009]

Don't forget in cartoons. "OH just a bush." A sec later "Huh,it moved. Makes sense." A while later "Huh,it's following me. Ah,probably just *the wind."*

[@2ethefirst318]

1:40 That has to be the most violent boo ever

[@highspotplays]

It was deserved.

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

He was just jealous he couldn't say it first honestly.

[@warklegnaw220]

You could say it was full of hayte

[@jenserman8396]

soooo true

[@axemmela658]

Because of that pun, I'm going to bale.

[@thegoshdarnedbatman5257]

Andy: perpetual pun judge. Punitence for a past crime? Maybe we need a punel of experts to share the workload? A punderstudy at least for when he cannot continue.

[@nicholascross3557]

Now await your... punishment.

[@thegoshdarnedbatman5257]

I have no comPUNctions about making these comments

[@HoodWeegee]

OH BOOOOOOO! Boo.

[@lorenzoabrick5188]

*slow clap* bravo sirs, bravo.

[@WordsofHeresy]

Ellen's look of shock to Luke's comment sells this video haha

[@Sunnysideanyway]

I remember a side quest in Dying Light, where you got to make sure a path is safe for a survivor, and take out the volitile nest you'd eventually find in it. While going through the tunnel, you might try to avoid contact with the defending volitiles, rather than attacking them, so you can LITERALLY hide behind the side of a barrel near a doorway, and at times, a volitile would walk past you, as if you were invisible.

[@misschieflolz1301]

This reminds me of the one time I was playing Alien Isolation. On mission 5 I made the mistake of unlocking both doors in a room that had no hiding spots.... per-sey. Xenomorph is angry and I can hear it charging through, so I hide at the side of a computer which is still in plain view. Best hiding place ever! It walked past twice without spotting me.

[@Nitrinoxus]

What, no mention of the conveniently-shaped lamp from Undertale? C'mon, guys, Sans *literally* draws attention to how conspicuous it is, and you *still* get away with it!

[@Nitrinoxus]

Considering her self-professed views on the purpose of art, Mr. Galt, I doubt Ayn Rand would've agreed with you.

[@notprimrose263]

I know right. I mean from your perspective it actually hides you. But from papyrus' perspective your just standing beside it. Also there should be footprints leading to the lamp because it is snow. But dispite all of that. You STILL get away with it.

[@drastic9419]

What about Skyrim? If your Sneak was high enough level- you could stand directly in front of the enemy. That’s a bad hiding place!

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

You can get the same effect by blinding someone with pocket sand

[@Dat-Doomba]

Arrow to the face? Must be the wind.

[@jarednunes3263]

No Skyrim sneaking? You can LITERALLY walk in front of them and only killing them will result in suspicion.

[@willieoelkers5568]

Depends what they are. Vampires have a sixth sense for sneaking players. Literally at 100 stealth, in dark room, muffled, and this one boss vampire still heard me and nailed me before I could get a sneak attack in. Every. Single. Time.

[@dominiccampbell181]

*Willie Oelkers* You have to have that Illusion perk where stuff works on undead and automations. Although, sneaking in a dark room doesn't matter with Vamps, because like the Khajit, they can see in the dark.

[@DarkOwOLord]

Dominic Campbell I really like the illusion perks. They really have some fun interactions. A good example is silent casting. Allows you to FUS RO DAH silently.

[@The_WhitePencil]

*whispers: fus ro dah...*

[@alistaircordes4057]

Ikr

[@fulsame1]

"and I've just now realized is written entirely in crayon." Ha, must be a US marine's handbook.

[@viralettejao3345]

When i read your comment i was on that part

[@dancingcarapace]

*Leroy Jethro Gibbs wants to know your location*

[@TheRaidenLP]

Or a german tank grenadiers handbook. Love from the signal batallions :D

[@gateship2]

I always laughed in ESO at the baskets the NPCs will never find you hiding in during stealth/trespass areas, despite the fact they chased you up to it, saw you jump in, then apparently because they have the memory of a goldfish with a concussion, forget why they’re staring at said basket.

[@jordanjohns7981]

Am I the only one disappointed that we didn't get to see Luke's chimney sweep dance?

[@pugperson2134]

Nope

[@nrxia]

Ellen as Agent 47? Pfft, more like Agent "four-foot seven," amirite? Good times.

[@Lord_Freeza1410]

oofpacito

[@fr0gson728]

if we're being honest isnt it even weirder that every person-sized cupboard or box in the game world is conveniently empty. in hitman there is always enough room in the freezer for corpses..where r they keeping the food (not in the cupboards or crates ive been in all of them they're all empty)

[@kieranslater7437]

The rooftops actually makes sense. I mean, ninja’s in real life had a whole jutsu dedicated to how people most likely won’t see you if you hide at a 45 degree angle above or below them because humans rarely look up or down apparently

[@IatemyCupc4k3]

Skyrim - EVERYWHERE

[@spiicycheesesauce1763]

nonononononono You mean putting a bucket on someones head. They will never think to take it off.

[@cathalkanaly5440]

I love the line they said "supercalaf*** you all" best quote I have heard this year

[@namikkou]

Yes. Yes it was.

[@undizz1]

how about the Spy class in TF2? they put on a flimsy paper mask, and fool literally all of their enemies!

[@Lowgitech]

that's a disguise not a hiding spot

[@honey-bun3976]

Undizz omg

[@delusionalnoodles]

And the Cardboard Box. Spake? SPAKE? SPAAAAAAAKE

[@murm6763]

Boxtrots are obvious in multiplayer obviously

[@aero668]

Dude Link wears a shitty piece of fabric and fools every fucking thing Snake hides in a box (as mentioned) and acts like a weeping angle

[@IdioKun]

Oh hey don't mind me i'm just hiding in a horde of enemies by wearing a hood that looks like them but it doesn't cover my face. Breath of the Wild logic my friends

[@redbit5010]

b o k o b l i n

[@cosmoniums5990]

Isabel McGaugh in reality they would be treated as incredibly intelligent due to their ability to use tools, and a semblance of a social structure

[@jonathanainley5261]

I need Luke going "supercali-f*ck-you-all" in gif format to use for whenever I've been let down via group chat

[@liamkinghd9542]

I've been playing hide and seek with my dad. 16 years and he still hasn't found me.

[@liamkinghd9542]

You can try

[@oldgregg963]

That's nothing it's been 20 years and now its the other way around I'm looking for him damn he's good

[@liamkinghd9542]

John Galt I also appreciate you

[@landonlebaron8743]

Dude same here. Same number of years too.😉

[@liamkinghd9542]

Landon LeBaron NO WAY!

[@welshbois2007]

"Super-cala-f**k you all!" Officially the best line I have ever heard on KZbin! Sorry Luke but I will be stealing that to use in real life

[@stephenvance4867]

Just gonna say, I've seen the box work while in the middle of a store parking lot. Also in that same store. To make it better, one of the people that walked by was a veteran of the MGS series.

[@DefectiveDictionary777]

Stephen Vance That sounds like a fun story!

[@lukenukemson2231]

Did they mention it was just a box as they walked past?

[@yourschosen5868]

Ellen: “...I’ll Bale! 😉” Me:😂 Literally Everyone Else: “Boo!”

[@bevvox]

Brandon H ditto

[@Jesse-75-80]

I'm not so sure about that it is a such a punny pun I couldn't bear it

[@Ashley80005]

I thought it was so stupid it was funny. It gave me a chuckle.

[@dragonmaster613]

Your entry for Dishonored is a real-life stealth move. It relies on a phenomenon that very few people look beyond a 45° angle. It was popularized by Ninjas as a Jitsu. Batman was trained as a Ninja. The "zombies" in Evil Within Aren't real! (It was all in his head)

[@zacharysmith4856]

I did not expect this from Luke. And it was fantastic! 😆 7:49

[@VanDy361]

okay, after that surprised face after the f-bomb its official, im in love with Elen

[@skuzzyj]

VanDy361 I almost wonder if she wasn't in on that comeback

[@azuredragoon2054]

I just love how Luke delivered it. Supercali-flip you all!

[@shawnwalker4936]

I love when she was talking about Emily’s far reach ability. Weeeeeeeeeeeee XD

[@earlgrey197]

Speaking of boxes, in TF2 there's a taunt that the spy* can use to Cover themselves in a box. This works more often than it should.

[@JaneXemylixa]

Yeah! Maybe because in such a fast-paced game people just filter out immobile objects, even those that weren't there five seconds ago?

[@Chris_Sizemore]

The AI in TF2 is just horrible and inconsistent. Half of them act like complete noobs while the other half are on god mode. Its almost like you're playing against real people.

[@totallynotapuffball9119]

No, because the ones on the other team are always the gods. Also, the box just doesn't work on them. :(

[@totallynotapuffball9119]

It's because they either have a sense of honor and refuse to kill friendlies, or are too stupid and immature to notice.

[@Pluvita]

"that the sound" GABE'S FAVOURITE CHARACTER IS THE SOUND, GUYS!

[@Crunckey]

This nicely links into the 'Top 7 awfully useful body hiding spots in games' such as the hay in assassin's creed and the dumpster in dishonoured... And any body of water ever.

[@FolkoMagipaw]

You... do realize one of the assassin's tenets are hide in plain sight right...? Accoding to assassin's creed logic, hiding in a hay stack makes 101% sense :D

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

To be fair, it's actually part of human psychology to not really look up all that often. Which is also why it's actually a pretty good place to hide. I don't recall the exact details but in my one marketing class we discussed it and I learned that human have a tendency not to look up all that often. Products that stores want us to buy are placed at eye level (for obvious reasons) and cheaper ones are placed below and above eye level.

[@Cooperma426]

Supercalif**kyouall XD

[@michaelgrnfld1]

Matt Cooper 😂

[@kellenmoore960]

LMAO

[@bevvox]

Her face though!

[@festethephule7553]

Matt Cooper I kinda wonder if that was improved.

[@michaelgrnfld1]

Feste the Phule seems like it

[@TheDrFunkenstein]

#LetLukeChimneySweep

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

It would be nice for an actual Englishman to sing those songs for once.

[@json.]

The haystacks were pretty bad, but what about the times in Black Flag when you would hide in fields on plantations that just had single stalks spaced a couple feet apart? "Don't mind me. Just another plant here. Also, ignore that dead guy over there too. He's just a plant."

[@wiley-e-coyote]

How bout in plain sight? In Legend of Zelda: Majora's mask, wearing the stone mask some how completely renders you invisible to almost everyone and all you have to do to get it is find a soldier and give him a potion.

[@nyperold7530]

EVERY hiding place in Sneak King. I watched an LP of it, and it seems like every place the king can hide should, by all rights, be completely conspicuous, and yet... It's an unusual example in that you're not trying to escape or elude capture or death, just... something resembling food.

[@r0be077]

Skyrim: crouched right in front of the enemy.

[@bobby2055]

r0bE0 yup, with sneak high enough, you can literally disappear in front of their eyes.

[@WildfireMagni]

How about just raw skill in the fallout series? I'm cranking out the greatest pre-war hits from my pip boy, mere inches from a raider and they're all, 'did you hear something?' to their equally unaware buddy who should be able to see me.

[@lumen8341]

Jet is a hell of a drug

[@WildfireMagni]

I thought Jet was supposed to increase your awareness.

[@torinsmith9867]

Earbuds?

[@WildfireMagni]

I'm not sure they even have regular earphones, let alone earbuds.

[@keanunmoskaluk3518]

They’re dumber than a fire ant or those big my experiments!

[@nguyenhuuvinh6492]

Batman: Why do the bad guys can never find me under the vent you ask. Well the answer is very simple... BECAUSE I'M BATMAN.

[@cacs2201]

Nguyen Huu Vinh a vent they would find him by looking down, lets remember that

[@cr300]

I cant remember for certain... But i think higher difficulty changes this.. like the guards are a bit less stupid

[@JachAnen]

Except for Deadshot. That darn laser.

[@slewone4905]

Those were vents? It's on the floor. You can open anywhere. You can see through it from the top.

[@thegoshdarnedbatman5257]

No I'm batman

[@Reilly-K]

"To be a skilled assassin, you must be as difficult to find as a needle in a haystack." *jumps in haystack*

[@Reilly-K]

Sorry for the shit comment. I just think that's genius. ^^

[@Spoomis]

"Just a box" "Isn't there a guy known for hiding under boxes?" "Yes" "So?...." "Wonder what's for lunch" "The box just moved"

[@cearnicus]

_"The box just moved"_ "Must have been the wind"

[@cd1565]

Well Ellen, you couldn’t possibly be Agent 47 as he draws the line of his disguises at women’s clothing, even though he has the perfect condition for a wig. You know he’s BALD.

[@brodriguez11000]

Make for one SCARY looking woman.

[@TrailRat2000]

Supercali-gof**kyourself is now my new go to swear word.

[@frodoman8754]

NightSprite same

[@justinjacobs1501]

same

[@justing5775]

No mention of Fallout... just crouch in the shadows and [HIDDEN]!

[@TheReZisTLust]

Justin G until they see you cause your not really hidden from other vantage points

[@Firion316]

That's basically most modern games with a "Stealth mechanic"

[@_stardustcolors]

What about the mobile horror game Granny? You can hide in a closet or under the bed like in The Evil Within, except when Granny hears you, she can actually look inside the closet and knock you out by whacking you over the head with a baseball bat. Meanwhile, when you're hiding under the bed, if Granny heard you make a noise (Knocking over a vase, stepping on a creaky floorboard, etc.), she will just walk inside the room, look to the left, look to the right, put back anything that's been knocked over, maybe even set down a bear trap, and leave. Also, if she whacks you over the head 5 times, it's game over as she throws you in the basement and either eats you or chops your head off. It really depends. The reason why is because 1 whack over the head = 1 day lost. Yeah... you only have 5 days to escape from Granny's house at, like, 2 in the morning or something.

[@PokeMaster22222]

11:10 They do eventually, especially in Arkham Knight when they can throw thermobaric charges into the floor grates to cause AoE damage and destroy the grate it was thrown under and a few directly connected grates too.

[@randomusernameforchris3392]

In order to be seen in a haystack someone would have to be Eagle eyed. (I’ve needled around with the only pun I could think of; otherwise it’d be a character assassination)

[@wierdalien1]

Random Username for Chris ouch.

[@randomusernameforchris3392]

Alistair Shaw There weren’t many other puns I could make. Sitting on it for too long would cause puns and needles (I actually wrote pins, first, I thought but puns is apt)

[@randomusernameforchris3392]

John Redican had a awful day but that made me laugh. Cheers

[@wierdalien1]

Random Username for Chris sorry my response should have been BOOO (boo) (Honestly I laughed, it was very good)

[@randomusernameforchris3392]

Alistair Shaw not a problem. It’d be a bit of a straw man to argue who’s puns are most cringeworthy between the presenters and commenters (Outsiders; maybe?)

[@A.Fort.]

I used to think that hiding on rooftops and high shelves and stuff was ridiculous until I realized how many times people have successfully hidden things from me by putting them on shelves slightly above my eye level.

[@bendittrich1218]

I used video games to hide from my problems.

[@ailahmashod]

Ben Dittrich but what if video game IS your problems?

[@mrakasuryakusuma551]

Cryoprel Hide from problems with other problems

[@adrianlauer]

I still use video games to hide from my problems

[@ltamha]

Luke, Luke, Luke, have you not heard of wigs? They look pretty realistic these days and we all know Ellen's hair couldn't possibly be real when it's always looking so perfect ;)!

[@jetomance5961]

OMG - can we please please please get a best of Ellen? The "WEEEE" at 6:30 just killed me xDDD

[@Melissa_Marvel]

No conveniently shaped lamp from Undertale?

[@dogmaker123]

Melissa L we need the lamp and a note of how stupid papyrus can be when he spots you and thinks that you are a rock

[@filipbojanowski1299]

I was about to say the same thing.

[@Melissa_Marvel]

I'm fully under the impression that you could close your eyes and tell Papyrus that since you can't see him he obviously can't see you either that he'd believe it. Like full on Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal style.

[@banazir8645]

At least that one was supposed to be a bad hiding spot, and it only worked on a complete bonehead.

[@theseabassi9638]

It is *extremely* convenient...

[@nguyenhuuvinh6492]

What about Overwatch or any FPS games for that matter? You could just hide in the objective zone forever and the other players would never find you because NOBODY.EVER.PLAY.THE.OBJECTIVE.

[@realism_logic]

There are people playing the objective. But you can avoid them as well: just pick Sombra and go invisible.

[@IndigoTail]

Or play bastion and there will be no witnesses

[@aiodensghost8645]

Nguyen Huu Vinh I did that on Destiny, killed so many unsuspecting players with the Madditor (while it was still good, before they nurfed Rangefinder... damn you, Bungie!!!)

[@IndigoTail]

I only play sombra to fuck with others minds and annoy the heck outta them by hacking all the health pack and emp all their shield off

[@loganwoods1590]

“Superkcali-f***-you-all”... love ya man

[@sanstheskeleton9339]

*Hey, You Forgot That Lamp In Undertale*

[@agamerconfused2278]

Yeah

[@aileencasey2083]

I can't believe Agent 47 hasn't come out already! Maybe he just doesn't feel ready yet, since he still hides in closets

[@luckysolar1802]

surprised not to see putting a book in front of your face in amnesia LMAO

[@HovektheArtist]

Come on guys no mention of any dark corner or right next to someone in broad daylight in any bethesda game

[@cabbagyboi9129]

A little surprised that the TF2 Spy didn't make the list. A paper mask... Really?

[@sorokor]

Tanner Merrill His cigarettes disguises him

[@Thissitesucks]

Tanner Merrill it's more a diguise than a hiding spot

[@cabbagyboi9129]

Okay, I guess that's fair...

[@littlethumbtack15yearsago77]

I love how not mature this KZbin channel is, no serious commentary that sounds like a documentary. It’s great, why aren’t there more KZbin channels like this

[@phoenixflamegames1]

1:37 I have watched four videos of you guys and I can already tell I’m going to love Ellen😂

[@josephwhitman8633]

7:58 judging by Ellen’s face I’d say that was improvised

[@user-xz9fw6lk3p]

7:57 I have a slight feeling that was unscripted

[@bevvox]

Her face indeed!

[@usbiv223]

New challenge video: Ellen making puns while being teased by the others...and she needs to keep a straight face.

[@Blunt_Man]

2:52 "...just a box." -Me explaining to my friends why I'm still seeing a girl who treats me and everybody else like shit...

[@adamrowe2115]

Hiding on roofs is fine, when was the last time you randomly searched rooftops for an assassin