Overwatch 2 Tiktoks That Put My Editors Job On The Line

[@arhamnoman]

We need a new Cassidy voice line with Flats saying "I'm the fastest pisser in the west"

[@____shanty____]

"It's half piss 6"

[@tribble_omg]

@@____shanty____ "it's half past piss"

[@redactedusernameconfirmed]

​​@@tribble_omg "It's piss past six"

[@hazeltree7738]

@@redactedusernameconfirmed Or if you want to combine all of these, "It's piss piss piss"

[@Kaltsit-]

That Zen player saying that to Genji feels exactly what Zen would say himself to Genji

[@vgrants1717]

Unfortunately, mists Zen’s forget that the discord is supposed to go on the enemy

[@IdontlikebeingsocialE]

Lore accurate moment

[@justyouraveragewendyenjoyer]

rip Flats's editors...

[@lostxnxyou]

Was he actually fired?

[@justyouraveragewendyenjoyer]

@@lostxnxyou idk, but probably not lol

[@ffff-jc1gc]

what happened

[@heyyou9137]

@@ffff-jc1gcwatch the ending

[@melodichalo382]

@@ffff-jc1gc the title of the video

[@BonesJones46]

The grillmaster skin also changes “that’s sir to you” into “that’s chef to you” 😂

[@fluffyeevee383]

Yes, chef. Thank you, chef

[@Z_Twe12e]

The thing people don't realize is you're not just washing your hands because you touched yourself, you're washing your hands for everything you touched since the last time you washed your hands too. Keeps you cleaner and healthier.

[@Lil_Broskee]

I REFUSE to believe anyone didnt know the blue tier skins were on a theme with every hero

[@rangerdanger572]

"Hmm, this characters rare skin names are related to their backstory as a dweller from an irradiated australian outback... Nah that's just coincidence"

[@user-ii5lu3iz7e]

@@rangerdanger572 blue skins are for the poor (im f2p) ive never even looked twice at those

[@___Shiny___]

fr I remember people using rare skin names to theorize that Reinhardt is Pharah's dad lol

[@CopShowGuy]

I knew. But how many people even buy those anymore in OW2? New players don't have the currency and old players probably have all of them.

[@Lil_Broskee]

@@___Shiny___ Yeah, its a silly way to theorize she is. But in my headcannon she is 😎

[@ktownshutdown21]

15:00 Flats lowkey bragging about he's hanging tree was not on my bingo card today 😶

[@denny8422]

"But your Honor I'm the fastest pisser in the West!"

[@maxnieukoop6765]

Ofcourse Flats has amazing aim in the bathroom, he is top500 professional overwatch player. Who is even surprised he doesnt have to touch nothing??

[@bread6596]

Seeing Flats reacting to SaltyPhish made me happy, 2 of my favourite OW creators

[@randomguy-yl2ml]

As a ball player, we dont care how useful a tech is or even how high rank you get from playing, its all about those style points

[@rabbitsforhabits]

"all my zen players slur at me" the wording with this one is great. laughed so hard for 10 mins just bc the way you said it. love ya flats!

[@santavgc5950]

I also love how when questioned on hygiene, we went on a full ass rant to explain how using the bathroom works

[@adamalexander1496]

Kinda funny that Blizzard announced they'll no longer have player/creator themed customization again due to "reasons" surrounding player/creator controversy, then they themselves got into that exact kind of trouble but worse. 💀

[@sirtheopolis5085]

15:02 FLATS IS HUNG CONFIRMED!!!! BIG PP ALERT!!! BOY JUST HANGS THERE

[@theonenonly2060]

bro is PACKING

[@freshbud6113]

Shocking to me most men don't. Only takes 3 inches....

[@adventuroushermit2590]

I still see lots of Pink Mercy to this day, but Brigs Awesome medic skin is so rare I've only seen 1 other brig wear it

[@jaytch6639]

Could it be that there are far more mercys than brigs in your average game?

[@Victoria-zu9yp]

Haven't seen you so excited in a while Flats, glad we had the opportunity to talk about pee for a whole minute

[@t3amtomahawk]

Bro min-max'd pissing 💀😭

[@rhiisnow]

loved the usage of "bro" and the skull emoji, made the comment 100 times funnier

[@xSkylar64]

Flats wash your hands

[@Antonio-ys5zd]

Flats apparently has some meat!!!

[@BuyMyBeard]

I mean he’s tall. Taller people usually pack more

[@ratinc.t3748]

4:05 THATS ONLY CUZ THEY REMOVED SO MANY DOOM TECHS GODDAMN IT

[@Chaos1091]

That Zen clip reminded me of the time me and a friend was on Paladins and before a match someone on our team said they hated the map that we were going to play on. He said he does the worst on it and plays so horribly. Well me and my friend reassured him that it was ok and just do the best that they can. He responded that he loves our attitude and proceeded to enter the match and we ended up winning. Was one of those rare gaming moments where instead of being negative and feeding more of it, we added positivity and it paid off!

[@theoracle2288]

Good Tanks for every Map: Every Map: Mauga Wild card: Roadhog

[@extremoni2905]

13:50 you could not waterboard this out of me lmao

[@ratteeth]

the grill master also changes the respect your elders to having the off hand "respect the chef" every few uses and his that's sir to you has a that's "chef to you" off hand chance too, also grillmaster and survivor 76 his heals change shape to a soda can and a lantern other than just a recolour like the rest.

[@prismescape1887]

Flats... You're in the room where all that bacteria is... When you pee there are aerosols that are created.... Flats just spend the 20secs... Please

[@nocfox3050]

Not a big deal if it's just his place lol

[@ender0998]

​@nocfox3050 I can't believe ure justifying neglect of basic hygiene

[@nocfox3050]

@ender0998 Probably because it really isn't a big deal and secondly, He's going to keep doing it so there's no point in letting his wiwi live rent free in your head and don't think about it lol

[@swagglesworth33]

some more of the pillars in eichenwalde WERE breakable but when the map got updated they for some reason decided that those particular ones don't break anymore. maybe it has to do with the falling rocks animation being added at the checkpoint or something

[@Chefboyardee119]

Soldiers grillmaster skin also changes his “that’s sir to you” voice line to “that’s chef to you”! An extra little Easter egg!

[@shoppingcart238]

Bro bogur is so bogurmaxxed

[@CopShowGuy]

13:37 "Fastest in the west"? He lives on the east coast!

[@gavinhazan1415]

Western hemisphere

[@CopShowGuy]

@@gavinhazan1415 West of the Atlantic.

[@gavinhazan1415]

@@CopShowGuy might as well be the same thing

[@deergodrules]

10:31 "i don't think thats particularly useful but its pretty cool" is what sums up most of wrecking ball's tech, barring like double boop rebound and walljump we live in a society

[@soulsurvivor8293]

0:38 It's literally my OW Profile Picture, I miss them little 50hp giving Soul pickups.

[@gerardo1210gm]

Ngl i mastered the not touch anything move when puff puff passing with the boys lol, so i understand flats 😂

[@yoshikagekira1436]

For the Grillmaster skin if you use the voice line “that sir to you” it changes to “that’s chef to you”

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Flats suffers playing OW, His editors suffer having to edit OW

[@DragonicSnow]

Guess I can mark pee defense off my "wasn't expecting that today" bingo

[@M5CH3F]

Locard's exchange principle - Every contact leaves a trace

[@wambufan608]

6:07 seriously what is this guy cooking like imagine the Mauga duels and they just have a staring contest for like 2 minutes each being pocketed by their supports spamming cage at each other 😭

[@WiFiDown37811]

The idea of Flats' Zen players throwing slurs at him is just incredibly ironic given Zen's character

[@somerandomdudeonline7182]

WASH UR HANDS, WASH UR COMPUTER, WASH UR LIFE. The 99% of bacteria ads didn’t save you.

[@janpolansky9668]

EXACTLY. Your hands get dirty just by the germs that get carried through the air. Use every opportunity to wash your hands PLEASE!

[@riiel3474]

Like at least have some hand sanitizer at your desk if you want to be fast

[@xSkylar64]

Doesnt even matter if he doesnt touch anything there is still particles when you pee. Just get some hqnd sanitizer

[@freshbud6113]

If you're in public and go take a piss, sure. Wash your hands. If you're at home? Who cares unless you're fucking nasty.

[@freshbud6113]

Man how nasty are people if they need to RELIGIOUSLY wash their hands after touching their own dick? Like really. It's cleaner than most other parts of your body if you have any semblance of hygiene.

[@az3429]

the "tea on flats" part gave me Deja Vu, has he seen that clip before?

[@andrewmejia7589]

Im pretty sure like 3 of these TikToks are repeats

[@dmwanderer9454]

"I dont wash my hands after pissing, but only when I'm at home." Same energy as "I dont brush my teeth if im not going outside."

[@Akira-xm9ck]

Both are equally as bad

[@Labrador78]

Dude, he doesn’t touch anything I don’t get the problem not brushing your teeth as bad because then you get cavities, but there’s no problem with not washing your hands after you pee as long as nothing gets touched.

[@nocfox3050]

​@Akira-xm9ck Not brushing your teeth and not washing your hands after a manly tinkle are not even in the same are not even close to being equal lmao

[@Kogobean]

@@Labrador78 bruh. when you pee and flush the toilet there are particles that get flung into the air doesn't matter if you don't touch anything. also it legit only takes 20 seconds to wash your hands, wash them!

[@darkseeker102]

@@Kogobean gotta let your immune system do something lol, I think its just people comfort compare to being out and at home.

[@Leuhim]

7:51 I'm an adult, I'm an adult, I'm an adult, I'm a... sigmaballs

[@misterpanel9722]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@LifeandVarietyArts]

I think the discussion around damage mitigation contributing to ult charge is being too easily overlooked. Too often do we have situations where mitigating damage doesn't feel like any value is coming from it, meaning introducing a system to solve that could be valuable. It is the only stat on the board that doesn't contribute to ult charge after all. Obviously if you were to put it into the game right now and change nothing else it would be broken, so, what could be done to work around it? One idea is you increase the amount of ult charge to characters that mitigate tons of damage. Another involves decreasing the effectiveness each point of mitigation would have towards ult (something like 10% or even less). Or, maybe the two of these ideas could be combined? A change like this would have to be tested rigorously, but there seems to be potential here

[@TheOnlyHobo77]

Hearing KI music in an OW TikTok video is nutty.

[@sapphicseas0451]

KI?

[@TheOnlyHobo77]

@@sapphicseas0451 Killer Instinct

[@loltrope3266]

2:30 shoutout sinatraa (thats why we will never have creator skin etc)

[@TinkleMcGee]

They really thought we wouldn’t noticed the 50 fucking recolor skins this season.

[@Noble_Sovereign]

3 minutes to wash, 2 minutes to rinse. Always use soup and Hot Water. Sing yourself the A.B.C.. song.

[@hxh_mystic8014]

“This one might have a defect “🤣🤣

[@bigwoke5956]

7:15 whenever my team wind and the enemy team gets mad mid-way through, I use "Team Morale Diff"

[@AdamWales-x7s]

For the tank mitigation idea, if it was like 20-25 percent instead of the 1 to 1 it could maybe work, just cos of how easy it is to mitigate damage as every tank

[@greyves_]

i had a roommate who didn’t wash his hands after he shit. the pee thing does not faze me anymore.

[@KimeGaeming]

I had a game where the enemy team popped tranc, tree and visor every time I bladed, 3 times in a row, though I wasn't smart enough back then to just kite the ults they dumped

[@KingMaler00]

I have almost every soldier skin just from playing Overwatch 1, but I only ever use the GrillMaster 76 just because of that Voiceline, I figured that out a long time ago and thought everyone knew about it lmao

[@vulpixie__]

6:02 obviously if they do that theyd have to massively rebalance the base ult charge values , but its something i wouldnt mind testing out

[@Bearwoods02]

I love flats personality 😂

[@Uloquiorra]

Flats editors editing this 👁👄👁

[@ducky_7122]

That widow voiceline is amazing

[@hammadvulgar5884]

He doesn’t want to go through the tank map pick tiktok because he already did

[@wastedkracker]

wash your hands though

[@SwankySwankerson]

Half of flats content is just him talking about how much he gets paid by Blizzard and their steamer partnerships 😂

[@button9]

I’m not sure you know what the word “half” means.

[@reagansido5823]

literally no???

[@1ceBurger_]

Ball players will always be the best at finding the most uselessly obscure techs

[@Nixiph]

god please wash your hands TwT

[@zobo742]

no way he said it hangs lmaoo

[@HELLKNIGHT-gc2gm]

Flats editior, nice knowing you ❤️❤️ RIP

[@samburgess7924]

I love Flat's reaction to ball techs that are lowkey mid. xD Thanks for calling us cool. You should play him ^^ Ball is strong, but he always ALWAYS has free af counters. Meanwhile orisa exists with no counters.

[@mrmuffins951]

I hope that Pink Mercy coming back means we might get Support a Stream Brig again someday

[@tristanwilliams9796]

he wojaked during the pee scene

[@xanana3217]

So the hamster is cooler than the guy with the giant fist. For sure.

[@Dyke-b2h]

Tank mitigating damage to generate ult charge is better than whatever this patch was

[@ForgetfulUser]

Flats’ content is best content

[@streamers3554]

oh boy I can’t wait to watch “peepee hands” flats’ content!

[@Raphael-ys1uq]

Crippled Meridians

[@cadenclifton8592]

At home I sit down when I pee so I don’t have to touch anything either

[@keyzze6068]

I think the tank getting ult charge from mitigating DMG might work considering so many ults get countered by basic abilities now. Ofc this means that their ult change from doing actual DMG and healing should be nerfed. This would probably make a very interesting gameplay change that wouldn't cause the tank to strait up suffer because people should become more aware and strategic about when to shoot the tank giving the tank a breather and enabling aggressive plays without it being a throw if you die.

[@bsmick6]

As a ball player, thank you 🥹

[@uriahthegreat5004]

Bro I get teams when someone politely says something like that zen and the other guy just gets heated it makes no sense😭

[@thereallmattgaming2365]

saying washing hands takes longer, just sounds like he never washes hands period, or just straight up hates it. never shake hand at meet up

[@sapphicseas0451]

literally, so gross

[@reagansido5823]

He said it's just when he's streaming.

[@ghostlyswat12]

So he doesn’t flush 😅

[@AshleyRosemarry]

Confirmation flats has a big one for not needing to aim, as it just "hangs"

[@loyal_support]

i dont wash my hands when i pee either but also i sit down and i do a little scoot side to side to shake it dry no hands

[@plagebringer1]

Flats be going whole hog in the bathroom

[@_EXP626_]

Oh! I forgot Flats was nasty and doesn’t wash his hands. I forgot about that.

[@sawah765]

gatorade makes the best piss bottles. one handed piss disposal system while using other hand to w out of spawn. wide opening means less attention diverted toward pissing

[@team896]

The tank list didn't have mauga ANYWHERE

[@button9]

As it should be. Any actually competent team can shut a Mauga down easily.

[@team896]

*insert mercy pocket*

[@Chibsification]

That Bap achievement isn’t impossible in OW2, just need an Escort and a feeding tank 😂 I did it in like 3 games!

[@edvinnygards2772]

someone should show flats the video of a restaurant showing how fast a virus spreads... that shit is nasty

[@-L1K-]

I want the Brig medic skin so bad. Bring it back!

[@six_stories3837]

fastest pisser in the west 😭

[@vicjctanuki7344]

5:18 You ever wonder what would happen is ov1 wasn't abandoned 🤔

[@rachelhughes8487]

.....I truly honestly believed that tanks already earned ult charge from mitigating damage.

[@15muffinz]

It? He... has feelings too.

[@PrestonCase-bv2fy]

Is everyone just going to ignore 7:50 when they say “sigma-ball”

[@NateDates]

The no touch pee strat is such a huge time save!

[@alexthegreat1254]

Naw bruh i have maxed out my aim,i dont need my hands!!

[@bopply2616]

How did he not know about the rare skins having themes

[@kannakamui9584]

i stg i might be losing it because this whole video i feel is just a reupload

[@jordanarellano8058]

Alright mister big hog over here 👀 just lets it hang right into the toilet

[@blipblop55]

Pov: retro editing this

[@cime62]

The Ball techs are great but... Sombra literally every game since the beginning of last season