Mock the Week Series 19 Episode 3

[@raffitz]

The long awaited return of Cooking While Pissed!

[@Ogrethephreak]

I coulda watched another 5 minutes of just that

[@xtheamazingax]

I would totally watch that show!

[@DrewSavo]

Now we need for the 3rd installment of the greatest soldier serving: Private Browsing

[@xtheamazingax]

@@DrewSavo Ohhh yesss. :)

[@tombpunk]

@@xtheamazingax was there not a youtube channel before with exactly that? Some lady drunk and cooking

[@Finvaara]

That green shirt makes Milton Jones look like a completely different person

[@andrewcarson5850]

Are you stupid? It's the false red wig that disguises him.

[@Finvaara]

@@andrewcarson5850 His delivery was so soulless I assumed he was a natural ginger

[@elephantsmemory3142]

@@andrewcarson5850 No such thing as a false wig

[@jpet7044]

And also not funny

[@alyssa-hk2pg]

Always nice to see Ed Byrne on this show!

[@AshArAis]

Nice to have a double Ed-der episode

[@nicosmind3]

Hes barely off it

[@captainanopheles4307]

Nice to see a comedian.

[@phillipwood9833]

and in a suit ! ! ! !

[@alyssa-hk2pg]

@Michael Beglin Ed’s my favorite guest :) I don’t have much of an opinion on Angela or most of the woman comedians because many of them make the same types of jokes that I don’t find funny. I love Holly Walsh, Zoe Lyons, and Kerry Godliman, though!

[@Walperion_Music]

Horaaaay! "Bleached minions" and "cooking whilst pissed"! Two comebacks at once! Makes me warm at heart!

[@GhostBear3067]

How about bleached Minions cooking while pissed?😜

[@KalisteKore]

"Bill, take me now!" "No, first I must do the Countdown theme in the style of polka" Most accurate ever impression of Bill Bailey?

[@derekpink]

So happy that Cooking While Pissed with Ed Byrne has returned to our screens.

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

That hologram dad thing is just... stunning. "I got a hologram of your dead father to brag about me. No, this isn't a dystopian sci-fi novel, stop screaming in horror, you're interupting my creative process."

[@ivaneames4354]

I didn't think my opinion of Kanye West could sink any lower. What a thoroughly unpleasant and egotistical man he is.

[@finnmcool2]

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

I would think it's all an act. No one is that mental.

[@tygrkhat4087]

@@EnclosedPoolArea It was revealed earlier this year that Kanye is bipolar and doesn't take his meds. So, yeah, he's that mental.

[@aecides3203]

As absolutely, horrifically messed up as him doing that is...on equal or greater level is the fact that she actually liked it and thought "I'll share this with the world so that they can all see what a wonderful gift I got!" (just how detached from the general consensus of what is an isn't acceptable do you have to be to think that will go down well?). I would be disturbed, angry and SERIOUSLY considering a divorce if my partner's idea of a gift to me was a hologram of my dad telling me my partner's awesome and my dad's not even dead. Honestly, they deserve each other.

[@ADragonAmongRoses]

That hologram is absolutely horrifying. I would divorce the man instantly.

[@clairemay3330]

0j

[@knightad33]

She has taken your advice.

[@edwardphilibin3151]

But it took a while. After all, she married Kanye West. I cannot imagine that "holographic dead dad" is anywhere near the creepiest thing he's done

[@Leakampff]

Maisie keeps getting better and better love her! 😊 Ed and Ed continue to be my faves haha

[@dgill441]

Can someone please do a super cut of “Cooking While Pissed” !!?!?!

[@antoinettenaughton6382]

“Silence worms!” and “Here’s a pound, don’t tell your mum”….dead 😂

[@chapmag6578]

Been waiting for the next series of Cooking when Pissed for way too long . Thank Ed

[@TheJMPD]

"... and instantly, I was pregnant!" LOL

[@amelie1000pl]

*Things you wouldn't hear on a cooking show* Me: Please bring up Cooking while pissed Ed: *Does just that* Me: YES!

[@itsnotworthit7178]

I cheered out loud for "Cooking whilst pissed"

[@tygrkhat4087]

Me too. We need more of that.

[@LvndrHppE2]

I love that they brought back "Cooking while pissed."

[@swampthing20]

Good to see Cooking While Pissed back for a new series.

[@ProbablyJules]

That bill Bailey impression was so good, like Dara wasn't doing his voice but the cadence and the words were perfect

[@Munki]

Spot on!

[@EventHorrorEyesOn]

This week’s cooking while pissed was genius.

[@datgrrl_official]

Cheers mate, wasn't sure how we would get more MTW w/circuit breaker. You've made my evening.

[@LukeABarnes]

It’s cute that they thought the election would be over by Thursday.

[@SpacecatMoonbeam]

They probably just don't care that much, like the rest of the world.

[@0h0h0h0]

Was about to comment this, so optimistic!

[@Ogrethephreak]

Or by Friday

[@Snagglepuss1952]

It’s not over till his finger can’t reach the red button!.........oh we’re safe you say cos it’s a nine digit code 000 000 000, true too complicated

[@ODST993]

Might need more nutri grain bars.

[@nzlemming]

So pleased "Cooking While Pissed" made an appearance.

[@popcorn5130]

Perfect timing! Trump just started a press conference. This gives me something authentic (but possibly not as hilarious) to watch instead. :)

[@deblaze666]

"We are recording this on Tuesday evening... when the election hasnt actually finished, although we will be broadcasting this on Thursday when it has" How young and naive they all were on Tuesday

[@thisravenhasflown010]

Not true, Hugh said Trump is going to lose to a 77 year old man. They all knew

[@cameront011]

Ed Gamble predicted the dead people votes tbf

[@magicalhikari5859]

Bold to assume Hugh was young

[@Tht1Gy]

29:48 "Cooking while Pissed" Glad it's back. I was so sad when they took it off the air. ;-)

[@PokerJoker811]

Mark Simmons is like Frankenstein's Comic. He has the material of Glen Moore, the voice of Joe Wilkinson, and the face of James Acaster at 45.

[@SpiritOfMontgomery]

Him and Milton seem very similar (re: their material/style) to me, though that could be that they both remind me of Spike

[@jtbowers9885]

I really want there to be a show called "Cooking While Pissed", and have Ed present it. Bring people on, set them cooking challenges that includes doing shots or drinking cocktails, beers, wines and then trying to make something.

[@stevie-ray2020]

Anyone old enough might remember from the mid 1980's to about 2001, the TV-presenter chef Keith Floyd who was a heavy drinker & on TV always seemed to have a glass of wine in his hand!

[@injunsun]

@@stevie-ray2020 Don't forget Julia Childe, always with a "bit" of "cooking sherry."

[@qwertyTRiG]

Hannah Hart's drunk kitchen is always an option.

[@comradeozzbug]

Definitely. I’ve vouched for this as well. Would make (presumably) great viewing!

[@dethledr]

WHEN ARE WE GETTING FULL EPISODES OF COOKING WHILE PISSED????

[@ryougahibiki941]

Is it me, or is Mark Simmons just a younger Milton Jones? A quick comedian who specialises in English word humour

[@DavidOakesMusic]

He's nowhere near as funny though

[@frowningJoker]

​@@jeffersonbonar6327 It's BBC, they're all about diversity. Different races, sexes, different types of comedians etc.

[@djkymaera]

It's like Milton had a lovechild with a female Milton, I like to imagine her name is Margery Stilton.

[@Brownalebelly]

@@jeffersonbonar6327 Except Milton was always great on this show. Have a look back at audience reactions to him.. and enjoy.

[@pauliejay4161]

I was thinking the same thing. And like Milton, he never breaks character.

[@anngreen3495]

I look forward to each episode of Cooking While Pissed!

[@kaitlynlucas8379]

Cooking when pissed series 2, yes ed byrne!

[@doyouthinkitsdead]

Thank you for putting this on KZbin. Really appreciate it 👍

[@davidpomeroy8165]

I second that. I have been waiting for season 19, worried it had been yanked off the air by BBC

[@ethandoesagapyear]

I missed cooking while pissed, thank you Ed

[@fwabcaf]

"My girlfriend is not very supportive of my job, the other day she was like all your jokes are rubbish none of it's real. Don't know what she's on about, I don't have a girlfriend."

[@RIXRADvidz]

Cookiing While Pissed : we're going to slice an avocado for that guacamole tostada without losing more than two fingers....

[@just-tess]

Hugh seems really glad to be back, he's been more animated and goofy this series than I've ever seen him, it's great!

[@TheTaffGeezer]

I think these lockdown episodes worked really well but when I first saw the sparse audience and obvious nervousness about how it would go in the first one I couldn't help thinking "Don't mention the event!"

[@TheSuzberry]

Cooking while pissed is my favorite cooking show

[@outistynnanyt5153]

Maisie is so funny, i hope we see more of her going forward

[@gnack420]

Totally agree!

[@injunsun]

Precisely.

[@biggusdickus5986]

Yup.

[@pattyandbustershow1031]

I'm an american and I don't underestimate our group immunity to education.

[@michaeltaubenhaus6032]

@@jeffersonbonar6327 I've never understood why "aubergines' as they are called in the UK and in France are called 'eggplants' in the States. The only way I know to make purple eggs, is to hard boil them with onion peel.

[@dunbar9finger]

@@michaeltaubenhaus6032 Because you haven't seen what they look like while growing before they're ripe. At first they are white, and short. They do definitely look like eggs at that point. As they elongate and mature they turn purple.

[@michaeltaubenhaus6032]

@@dunbar9finger Thank you so much for having taken the time to enlighten me, it's most appreciated. Especially when you take into consideration that these days, when most people reply, it's with an insult or a rude unnecessary remark. As the saying goes, " the day you don't learn something, is the day you die." Have a good day / evening / night, depending on where you are!

[@injunsun]

@@michaeltaubenhaus6032 Holy shite! Politeness! As for your remark: no lie detected. Truly, it is refreshing.

[@outistynnanyt5153]

All this talk of a "second lock down" when ive not finished my first

[@lootsorrow]

I wish I knew how to be as joyful about anything as Ed is about his terrible puns.

[@shmookins]

First time seeing Mark Simmons and I already love him! Also, his style of comedy is difficult. Reminds me of Steven Wright and Emo Philips how he plays with words.

[@tygrkhat4087]

Here in Buffalo, there is a bread bakery that offers all the various bread they make as toast with dozens of different toppings. My favorite is an apple bread with cherry-plum jam and triple cream brie.

[@scaletownmodels]

The nano boat print is called a Benchy. It's a standard model to test print to see how well your printer is setup.

[@nenstielkl]

"Posted 8 minutes ago." And I'm just finding out about that now? *click*

[@04hansfordsam]

That's what the bell's for brother!

[@egorkloos]

”Cooking while pissed” hasn’t been made into a separate show yet?

[@pizzapielemon]

Fun trivia: That 3D printed boat is what's known as a "benchy", which is widely used as a calibration/test print for 3D printers. The model itself has a lot of features that can tell you about what's wrong or right with a 3D printer, though usually you don't need an electron microscope.

[@just-tess]

. . . Benchy McBenchface??

[@MeeowzerStrike]

Thank you from Sweden!

[@DavidOakesMusic]

Oh yeah. I have been glued to that other....thing all day i forgot this was even on the way !!!

[@RobMcCreery]

It's sooo cute when English comics, with a Queen who's 95, make jokes about how old the US President is. Having said that, this is the funniest, cleverest show around and nearly the only show I watch these days!

[@moxgirl5]

That Nigella Lawson joke from Ed xD

[@injunsun]

I'd sooner watch that with it done by "The Avante Guard Vegan."

[@charlied3189]

I feel like a cooking show where Ed is pissed would actually be grand.

[@lauraedwards442]

Maisie’s delivery reminds me of James Acaster’s. (That’s a compliment!)

[@jane9250-h5v]

I thought so too! Especially the first joke in her set

[@exessex3522]

3:50 They had a similar discussion of tenses once on The Big Bang Theory. They were talking about Back to the Future, I think.

[@lukasbieri]

I hope the bleached minions will stick as random comebacks in the future

[@TheWAYF]

"We're recording on Tuesday, when the election hasn't finished yet, and we'll be broadcasting on Thursday, when it HAS finished" Oh Dara, you had no idea...

[@michaeltaubenhaus6032]

For those of you who enjoy this programme, which is brilliant, in my humble opinion; I highly recommend 'The Russell Howard Hour'. He is hilarious, on the ball and most entertaining. Even though he has become famous, he hasn't become big-headed.

[@pacifistattack]

I want to see a complete season of cooking when pissed.

[@ratholin]

me the entire last round "Please be cooking while pissed!"

[@fairytoffee3159]

is Ed okay? James needs to eat more puddings for him.

[@Eisenwulf666]

He seems thinner thn usual, I noticed it too..

[@Mubashir_AK]

Cooking while pissed is my favourite bit on Scenes we'd like to see. Just for Ed's overacting XD

[@brandoncummins5100]

Cooking while pissed should be a real show

[@Tia-Marie]

Dara's looking especially fit this episode

[@jennifercorey1128]

Smart, funny, and perfect.

[@CthulhuInc]

yes, but he's no greg davies ;)

[@jennifercorey1128]

@@CthulhuInc yeah, because Dara is actually funny. His stand up is on point and his crowd work is the best I've seen

[@James-vk6cu]

SILENCE, WORMS!

[@eckoschreiber]

Funny, whenever I hear Liam Gallagher mentioned, I think of Shameless.;o) Miss that show!

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

Well Ed nailed it, an old man did win the US election and A LOT of people were angry.

[@omix090]

i thought James Acaster would be there for a second but then i got disappointed

[@ThatCoalSoul]

Ovid is for Mock the Week who Anthony Ying is for BGT! If you know, you know! And I approve!!!!!!

[@northwestkiwi7742]

Totally worth it for the shark joke. :D

[@stevie-ray2020]

Anyone old enough might remember from the mid 1980's to about 2001, the TV-presenter chef Keith Floyd who was a heavy drinker, & on TV always seemed to have a glass of wine in his hand!

[@garbonzoe]

Ed's face at 12:50 is amazing!

[@barriereid9244]

Cooking Whilst Pissed - a Health & Safety nightmare....but fun to watch! Yes please.

[@RafaelSolaPACalsaverini]

Cooking while pissed is a classic.

[@MassimoAngotzi]

Thank you from Italy, Ovid! 👍❤️!

[@tunes4life]

Thanks so much for the upload!

[@HarryNicNicholas]

for the unitiated the little tug boat is a standard 3d printing meme, it's probably the first thing anyone who buys a3d printer checks out everything is working. i don't think it will be sailing through anyone's veins a la "innerspace".

[@Ocker3]

Love your work, bit brave of Maisie to risk a religious war with that Pineapple/Pizza comment!

[@medievalist]

I love pineapple on pizza, so I was shocked, SHOCKED.

[@Arcturuseyes]

I want to host a cooking show, and a very large segment will be "COOKIN' WHILE PISSED" I would bring a largely "pissed Ed" and hilarity would most surely ensue...

[@rayvenhell7871]

Love this show

[@NekoAiray]

So glad that "Cooking while pissed" got renewed for another season XD (who remembers the first time?)

[@Doivid297]

THIS WEEK... we'll be making a cuppa soup that's gone slightly past its best by date, but tastes a little better if you put some HP sauce in it 👍😁

[@tygrkhat4087]

@@Doivid297 Set the oven to 195, shove it in, have a nap. When the smoke alarm goes off, it's done!

[@just-tess]

8:36 LOL love Maisie sassing the audience after her OJ joke, good for her, I mean honestly, that's what they balk at?

[@pattyandbustershow1031]

Okay, watching again. Have you noticed that Dara's whale and theramin are the same. Love that guy!

[@Arcturuseyes]

I enjoy Hugh's American accent

[@stuearth5076]

'Dead dad hologram' will be the next album Bowie releases, a collaboration with Kanye West...

[@wolraadtwoltemade1963]

Thanks for the upload!

[@madiooch96]

Jokes on them because it’s Friday night and there’s still no result. Perhaps track and trace was the more useful purchase lol 😂

[@SpaceyO2]

I see Milton Jones wasn't available...

[@GothCookie]

Maisie's hair is actually called a SkinByrd. You can also find it in GTA V online for your female characters :) The hair is a femme version of Skinhead and has roots in a working class rebellion movement from the 1960's and originated in London. Important to note: Skinheads are often confused with Nazis, and while it is true that some skinheads have Nazi sympathies, most of them do not and being a skinhead is not the goal of the movement.

[@platinumpatience5307]

26:37 Hugh literally did that joke last year😂

[@joshualloyd8775]

"ANGRY, TIRed, PSYCHOTIC... medicated" 😂😂😂

[@dawnchorusaudio]

17:47 Is Ed Byrne wearing an earpiece of some sorts?

[@mordecai2005]

They all do.

[@dawnchorusaudio]

@@mordecai2005 wow...19 seasons on and it’s the first time I’ve noticed 😂 Do you know what it’s for? I figured Dara (or any show’s host) would wear one, for director’s comments, but why would the panellists wear one?

[@mordecai2005]

@@dawnchorusaudio Its common on any panel show, to allow for instructions/feedback etc to be relayed without disrupting filming. Not every problem needs things stopped and reset - "can you speak up a little bit to make sure the further mics pick you up", "can you face towards the centre, you're turning away from camera 3 too much", and also on a semi scripted show like mock the week its likely to queue up their pre-prepared lines in case they forget them.

[@dawnchorusaudio]

@@mordecai2005 Thanks for your reply! It's always fun to learn some of these "insider" intricacies. Have a nice day.

[@lnteIIigence]

Yay, I may have lost the election but at least I have Mock the Week. I hope they don't mock me though... 2:33 Ahah! 😅 2:50 Awww ☹️

[@eckoschreiber]

Maisie rocks the reverse pot cut.;o)

[@Code_Geel]

Is Ed Gamble ok? I’m not being sarcastic, serious question.

[@jennifercorey1128]

Right?! My guess is that it probably has something to do with his diabetes. We are so used to seeing him unhealthy that it's almost a little unsettling to see him at what is probably his ideal weight. Personally, I feel like he could stand to gain a few pounds back.

[@androgyny77]

I came to the comments to write the same thing. He looks very gaunt.

[@alishav2037]

He's fine, he's fitter than ever it seems, he looks gaunt because of the loose skin that came with losing a massive amount of weight a few years ago.

[@davidpomeroy8165]

I was surprised at how gaunt he looked last week, and concerned that he had either gone overboard on some diet or his diabetes had taken a turn for the worse. If he's ok with it that's all that matters

[@MultiMolly21]

"Fantastic Voyage" at least fifty years ago, was a film about nanosizing a whole crew to enter the blood stream, I hardly remember it, but the notion isn't new. I seem to recall the special affects were quaint, to say the least; but it's worth a look anyway. Kind of a classic.

[@ems7623]

Ah, but you forget that when Fantastic Voyage was produced, science fiction was not a genre that studios were willing to put sizable budgets into. It had been relegated to B-film territory since the 1930s, and that old system was only just starting to break down. The special effects, nonetheless, were top notch for the time. They only appear "quaint" to us now.

[@just-tess]

The Magic Schoolbus did the same! Much easier in a cartoon.

[@homerj.simpson7562]

Did they specify which Thursday though

[@michaelhamilton7111]

Thanks for the upload, greetings from Costa Rica😎

[@smazmosh]

love these vids - so funny

[@howardkerr8174]

Am I an idiot? (Yes I am. ) This show has turned up several times on my " Recommended " list and I didn't watch it because a few other British " quiz " shows that I have watched were disappointing. But as an American I thoroughly enjoyed this, though a lot may have had to do with the opening subject: our awful election. ALL the questions for the answer " 14 BILLION " were spot on.

[@qwertyTRiG]

Quiz shows: Mastermind, University Challenge, Only Connect, Countdown, The Chase. Panel shows: 8 Out of 10 Cats, QI, The News Quiz, Mock the Week, Big Fat Quiz, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Taskmaster. Panel shows usually take the form of a quiz or game show, but are really just vehicles for comedy.

[@decodolly1535]

In addition to @TRIG's great list of shows, definitely also check out Would I Lie to You? (Often abbreviated to WILTY)

[@itsjohndell]

Will you be able to continue to film during the latest lockdown?