Ozzy Man Reviews: CCTV #2

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Ozzy Man Reviews

Ozzy Man Reviews

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@sankalp2520
@sankalp2520 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the baby was so calm and chill with her new mom.
@MamaBearAngela
@MamaBearAngela 3 жыл бұрын
And the mom's real baby was just wandering around happily! They could have been twins, but those kids were both pretty chill with the mixup.
@mariannecontrino6297
@mariannecontrino6297 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.."with her new mom." I don't know if it's lack of sleep, or if day 8,634 of quarantine has finally made me snap, but that had me rolling. Love it. 🤣
@kawaiinesscuresdepression2363
@kawaiinesscuresdepression2363 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@simul8rduude
@simul8rduude 3 жыл бұрын
"okay susan, i guess i'm going home with you today."
@winn305
@winn305 3 жыл бұрын
@@mariannecontrino6297😆 i almost spilled my drink
@lukejubb9792
@lukejubb9792 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO when he says the bloke who slipped on his driveway has "forgotten why he came outside" honestly so relatable
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that bit killed me! 🤣 Best line.
@oneworldfamily
@oneworldfamily 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was my first LOL of the video!
@TourPace
@TourPace 3 жыл бұрын
One of the most epic ice-falls I can remember! Shoes off and a complete slide to the bottom.
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 жыл бұрын
@@TourPace yeah, he was lucky the coffee/tea didn't hit him in the face as he slid down. Them flying shoes made me giggle a bit, but it must have been a crappy fall. Poor dude xD
@halo129830
@halo129830 3 жыл бұрын
Too true
@Corusame
@Corusame 3 жыл бұрын
I've always wondered why I look so different to my parents and siblings. This explains a lot
@kunmwas9437
@kunmwas9437 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
@13elementbey
@13elementbey 2 жыл бұрын
lol you could have been switched out at the hospital if you were born in one
@dreambig5965
@dreambig5965 2 жыл бұрын
Can be something more to that storyy
@_chosen1_
@_chosen1_ 8 ай бұрын
I have got some bad news for you
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid 3 жыл бұрын
"So that trash can went full pacman on me..." "Sure it did, mate. Sure."
@knifeyonline
@knifeyonline 3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean wheelie bin 😉
@enzudesign
@enzudesign 3 жыл бұрын
.. nah nah that's a Solo Bin lol 😜
@johnclark6571
@johnclark6571 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a Herby Curby. Everyone knows that.
@ChrisAndCats
@ChrisAndCats 3 жыл бұрын
I was attacked by a binbag once...
@violetssm
@violetssm 3 жыл бұрын
Blip blip blip blip Baaahahaha! 😅 ACE comment! 👍
@Phyx1u5
@Phyx1u5 3 жыл бұрын
"you soiled yourself" "you never shouldv branched out" OMG literally in stitches
@Dennis-1367
@Dennis-1367 3 жыл бұрын
@Lord Loud Kloud And why are you here on this channel? To mock other who have fun? What are you, five?
@mooodieman
@mooodieman 3 жыл бұрын
@Lord Loud Kloud you just sad cuz u ain't got a dad
@englishatheart
@englishatheart 3 жыл бұрын
Are you in the hospital? I'd hope so if you're *literally* in stitches. Or are you one of those people that uses "literal" when meaning "figurative"?
@englishatheart
@englishatheart 3 жыл бұрын
@@mooodieman you* "U" is not a word.
@RHZ223
@RHZ223 3 жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart wow you must be really fun at parties
@sonovabeach
@sonovabeach 3 жыл бұрын
"Wowee, what a counterattack by the inanimate object!" 😂
@volume_02
@volume_02 3 жыл бұрын
*Imagine if both mum didn’t notice that they switched kids till years later*
@vectorequilibrium4493
@vectorequilibrium4493 3 жыл бұрын
They all look the same.
@jamescatarroja8795
@jamescatarroja8795 3 жыл бұрын
Thats a filipino telanovela 😐
@julianprasaja2227
@julianprasaja2227 3 жыл бұрын
Brazzers: Switched at the Mall.
@89tothbianka
@89tothbianka 3 жыл бұрын
How many times it happened without being recorded
@jacjacobisrael
@jacjacobisrael 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a K-drama
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid 3 жыл бұрын
The way that exploding pipe just obliterates the street and flips over everything on top of it is genuinely impressive ngl
@randomjoe3941
@randomjoe3941 3 жыл бұрын
I would've used the word terrifying. To think that could happen at any time. Imagine if you were standing there when it happened!
@evanward4303
@evanward4303 3 жыл бұрын
Even a plant can knock out a guy wearing flip flops
@Zargabaath
@Zargabaath 3 жыл бұрын
@@themichael3410 So just "The Happened", then?
@iggyblitz8739
@iggyblitz8739 3 жыл бұрын
You mean thongs mate ;)
@Serenade2461
@Serenade2461 3 жыл бұрын
Reasons why I've never worn flip flops
@the_SolLoser
@the_SolLoser 3 жыл бұрын
Those were some nice flipping flops, too. I probably would've taken them off of him, if i had been walking by and he's still passed out kn the street. I'd then give em to me sister. XD
@sweetgirl4u247
@sweetgirl4u247 3 жыл бұрын
The way the guys slippers flew off in each direction brought me to tears!!
@uzairhussain2235
@uzairhussain2235 3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah nah nah. Back to the couch” My life in a nutshell 😂😂
@derpymcderpypants
@derpymcderpypants 3 жыл бұрын
"Yea Naw" is probably my most favorite Australian saying.
@CaffeinatedTech
@CaffeinatedTech 3 жыл бұрын
He's a classy gent our Ozzy Man. He didn't even comment on how that last sheila's dress blew up round her waist while that sneaky weelie bin tried to eat her.
@fastlife9484
@fastlife9484 3 жыл бұрын
I can hear him say this shit hahaaha
@valobrien9596
@valobrien9596 3 жыл бұрын
Weirdly, I hadn't noticed her dress blowing up. That's not like me at all, I must be coming down with something! 😁
@imemployed1524
@imemployed1524 3 жыл бұрын
Yea you def sounded like the ozz man with that last statement
@jadajada405
@jadajada405 3 жыл бұрын
i thought the bin was going for her nickers
@upsidedown.96
@upsidedown.96 3 жыл бұрын
o its 2020
@Ardi-wd9kz
@Ardi-wd9kz 3 жыл бұрын
"His back is F'd up. He's forgotten why he came outside." Lol 😂🤣😂
@honeybadger1656
@honeybadger1656 3 жыл бұрын
The deer should be given a lifetime membership at the gym. Maybe it should also become a trainer
@iliyasjobs
@iliyasjobs 3 жыл бұрын
He is a trainer now
@sleuth2077
@sleuth2077 3 жыл бұрын
Sessions would only cost a buck
@JeffLocke1
@JeffLocke1 3 жыл бұрын
Hold on, let me get this in before I forget: His new job title would be... "Traindeer"
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 3 жыл бұрын
That deer is dead bro lol
@nesamdoom
@nesamdoom 3 жыл бұрын
It should become chili and some burgers
@nomad1-450
@nomad1-450 3 жыл бұрын
That mom just walked away like she didnt accidentally kidnap someone elses kid 😂😂
@thebromiester
@thebromiester 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how rocked your world would be if someone took your baby, said it was theirs, and it actually turned out to be
@DuPz0r
@DuPz0r 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine picking up someone elses kid and thinking it was your own without looking at it's face, even if it is wearing similar clothes. Parent of the year.
@_KING-uo1fy
@_KING-uo1fy 3 жыл бұрын
@@upfordebate7247 stop talking
@nafreal
@nafreal 3 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is giving me nostalgia
@zakkvanish3668
@zakkvanish3668 3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I think, he got the eyes from his father, but people say, the ears are like..." "Excuse me. That's mine. Your's is over there."
@cosmicanomaly3416
@cosmicanomaly3416 3 жыл бұрын
@@DuPz0r well if the kid's wearing the same clothes and for some reason doesn't respond at all considering a stranger just picked them up, It's not hard to believe. Maybe if the baby would have cried, also mothers are very busy people and children can run off on you in a second. Tough work.
@nd7883
@nd7883 3 жыл бұрын
Two things are apparent from the mix up. One of the babies was looking for a new mom and the other one was just done with moms.
@karakatowTV
@karakatowTV 3 жыл бұрын
0:02 how scared would you be if you were that person on the left of the screen
@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347
@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347 3 жыл бұрын
At least if they shat themselves they'd be covered with a good excuse...literally
@TriNguyen-mp8lz
@TriNguyen-mp8lz 3 жыл бұрын
poor terran, unexpected nydus rush from zerg
@karakatowTV
@karakatowTV 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobjohnson7020 Fuck my question. This is the real question right here. For a split second, I would be ashamed instead of scared. But, had I known that day my æss would awaken to such strength.. All the possibilities.
@somkit9102
@somkit9102 3 жыл бұрын
@@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347 They wouldn't even need to admit it. "My shit? This ain't my shit."
@horsemanpit8812
@horsemanpit8812 3 жыл бұрын
Shit scared?
@MikeKobb
@MikeKobb 3 жыл бұрын
As somebody who navigated the icy sidewalks of Boston for years, I definitely feel driveway bloke's pain.
@tonyg5132
@tonyg5132 Жыл бұрын
Boston people are the worst.
@reecespuffs7131
@reecespuffs7131 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the 20 minute long video of wtf happened in 2020
@MrJCJ91
@MrJCJ91 3 жыл бұрын
WTF happened in 2020/Welcome to Destination Fucked
@MM-gl1xz
@MM-gl1xz 3 жыл бұрын
It'll be a fuck ton more than 20 minutes lol
@dcorica79
@dcorica79 3 жыл бұрын
Only 20 minutes? Is that part one of a five part series?
@EvilOdysseus
@EvilOdysseus 3 жыл бұрын
20 minutes would cover January. We need a 12 part series for this year.
@dcorica79
@dcorica79 3 жыл бұрын
@@EvilOdysseus January... just as shit was flying towards the fan....
@gummibear696
@gummibear696 3 жыл бұрын
The last thing I thought, is that the lady would find her child and it would make sense why she got confused. Like wtf, they dressed their kids exactly the same xD
@beauregardrippey5508
@beauregardrippey5508 3 жыл бұрын
Walmart consequences.
@jinx7501
@jinx7501 3 жыл бұрын
Everything else: *laughs* Moms apparently switching kids: *wtf confusion*
@metalheadmaidenue6505
@metalheadmaidenue6505 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol She’s never gonna live that one down! Probably sleep deprived and trying her best just to get through the day 😂
@metalheadmaidenue6505
@metalheadmaidenue6505 3 жыл бұрын
@@themichael3410 😂
@thebromiester
@thebromiester 3 жыл бұрын
Stoo
@Galya892011
@Galya892011 3 жыл бұрын
@@themichael3410 when I was born my uncle's wife asked my mom to give me to her. She wanted a girl and 4 days earlier she gave a birth to a boy, so she was gonna say that she gave birth to twins, and my mom also considered it.
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 жыл бұрын
@@Galya892011 lovely to be treated like livestock. Hope it all worked out in the end. Most mothers develop a strong bond with their child and won't consider trading it, unless desperate.
@1_acre_Homestead
@1_acre_Homestead 3 жыл бұрын
Just a little FYI. That driver in the piggly wiggly truck was actually having a medical emergency and was having a stroke. Thankfully he is alive and doing better.
@sirapos6550
@sirapos6550 3 жыл бұрын
Wow,i really am glad that he is still alive !
@KumaBean
@KumaBean 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for letting us know, glad he's doing better 🤝
@SPFLDAngler
@SPFLDAngler 3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe anyone fell for this
@KumaBean
@KumaBean 3 жыл бұрын
Rhubartu the Saiyan The trucking community were discussing it online, that seemed to be the consensus, but who knows. You never know, there are videos online that show live news readers apparently screwing up big time who it turned out were having a stroke on-air, people still laugh at those videos without knowing the back story, 🍻
@jrm2383
@jrm2383 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe, but if you’re having a stroke, wouldn’t you stop driving instead of making 3 attempts to back in?
@notsure1277
@notsure1277 3 жыл бұрын
Winner: deer in the gymnasium. He busted through the window and then doubled down. Excellent!
@petefcferris
@petefcferris 3 жыл бұрын
"Garbage bins have come to life and they're getting hungry, trying feed on humans!" Doctor Who, anyone?
@janicekrieger1922
@janicekrieger1922 3 жыл бұрын
Dead right!!!!!
@Horne_Baka
@Horne_Baka 3 жыл бұрын
I had my eyes on the sheela who skirt got uplifted
@ser132
@ser132 3 жыл бұрын
my first thought, as well
@LocalHeretic-ck1kd
@LocalHeretic-ck1kd 3 жыл бұрын
yep
@hevmetalfan3855
@hevmetalfan3855 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't mention the girl's skirt lifting up
@tomsieplomsie
@tomsieplomsie 3 жыл бұрын
The people who hordes all that toilet paper should have known this would happen. Very selfish
@kerlyenai
@kerlyenai 3 жыл бұрын
When I read your comment, I imagined hordes of toilet paper seeking revenge on the selfish hoarders!
@jer1821
@jer1821 3 жыл бұрын
They were prolly bored shitless
@xmascometh
@xmascometh 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh.... I’m still laughing at the bird feeder sketch. Absolutely hilarious. Thank you so much xx
@kardiaclark8111
@kardiaclark8111 3 жыл бұрын
The babies were so chill like this happens to them all the time 😂
@chinmayasreeram9892
@chinmayasreeram9892 3 жыл бұрын
That bird pecking at the camera was hilarious
@counterking4565
@counterking4565 3 жыл бұрын
Both the babies were so chill. So, It's their strategy to swap their moms.
@PRIMEVAL543
@PRIMEVAL543 3 жыл бұрын
Me: „2020 can’t get worse“ The internet: „Who had zombie garbage cans attacking humanity for December?“
@PRIMEVAL543
@PRIMEVAL543 3 жыл бұрын
@@themichael3410 well, I had zombie corona minks and got it right....
@shaggybaggums
@shaggybaggums 3 жыл бұрын
Our bins have been moving around recently when no one is watching. I knew you couldn't trust the buggers.
@DSDaly
@DSDaly 3 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed at how chill the mom was and even laughing. My first thought seeing the woman holding my kid would have been "creepy kidnapper". I have horrible anxiety and watch too much true crime docs though 😅
@generalichikawa4465
@generalichikawa4465 3 жыл бұрын
Karen Bird is really angry at the CCTV
@roflstomps324
@roflstomps324 3 жыл бұрын
Using *Karen* is illegal now. Did you not get the memo from the angry Karen on TV saying you can't say it anymore?
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid 3 жыл бұрын
That home owner got canceled!
@davela79
@davela79 3 жыл бұрын
@@roflstomps324 are Karen's allowed to call other Karen's "Karen"?
@roflstomps324
@roflstomps324 3 жыл бұрын
@@davela79 I can't speak to that. Only the Cadre can speak to that... I have to go. I've said too much already. *runs*
@darina4117
@darina4117 3 жыл бұрын
"WHY R THEY FILMING ME I'LL CALL THE POLICE!"
@sanjidparvez
@sanjidparvez 3 жыл бұрын
"It was definitely not an elaborate scheme to switch my baby for more attractive baby!" 😂😂😂 Damn, Ozzyman!
@mimah1015
@mimah1015 2 жыл бұрын
First time I've heard the phrase "attractive baby"😂😂.
@PhilChilled
@PhilChilled 3 жыл бұрын
The birb was so classy i could just imagine him going to the pool and pooping inside. Lone protester for bird seeds!
@watchit24
@watchit24 3 жыл бұрын
The missed opportunity to call that truck a "piggly riggly" will never be forgotten
@zovalentine7305
@zovalentine7305 3 жыл бұрын
👍
@nesamdoom
@nesamdoom 3 жыл бұрын
I thought this too and am glad I wasn't the only one
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын
Try backing into a tighter spot than that, but you forgot to open your back doors first. Oh, I hated that one. I still have nightmares of when I drove that 18 Squealer.
@levelone1942
@levelone1942 3 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely interesting
@Tai-chan.
@Tai-chan. 3 жыл бұрын
I know right lol I've been this early
@goopguy241
@goopguy241 3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@MattyH1812
@MattyH1812 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin comments are fucking strange man
@truthtalker9287
@truthtalker9287 3 жыл бұрын
Certain phrases and swearing Ozzy does is so new to the world outside Australia and maybe NZ. It's kool and hilarious!
@dsandoval9396
@dsandoval9396 3 жыл бұрын
0:18 It's interesting how little kids, even myself as a kid I remember, can fall off the house roof and be back running on their feet in like 10 seconds. But as we get older as an adult even a 3 foot fall will royally fuck your day up.
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 жыл бұрын
size matters. Ants can fall from skyskrapers, not a scratch on them. Children also have flexible bones, because they need to be able to grow. Children however are easier harmed by direct force. Try comparing the difference when punching an adult, or a kid. Not that interesting, to be fair.
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 жыл бұрын
or try sitting on top of one xD
@adraedin
@adraedin 3 жыл бұрын
Yes and no? I recall as a kid jumping from "high" heights but revisiting those locations as and adult it revealed that the spots I leapt from weren't really as high as I thought. Also, as a kid, if I'd get a stitch-worthy cut I'd be a bit freaked like it's the end of the world and later I'd have a cool story and battle damage. These days, I can take a lot more pain, I can write off smaller injuries that mommy doesn't have to kiss better and I also feel a bit embarrassed for being a dumb idiot so I generally don't tell anyone about my accidentally self-inflicted injuries because its really not a cool story lol. Size matters. But so does age and experience - that is to say, is your aged body in good enough order to take the hit and can your experience in taking hits mitigate some of the impact or possible injuries?
@astaraoneill9166
@astaraoneill9166 2 жыл бұрын
Yeppers. Life altering injuries from falling off a fecking two inch step!!
@ryanwatterson4038
@ryanwatterson4038 Жыл бұрын
Bigger they are, the harder they fall You get heavier and weigh more makes a big difference in falling hard theres certain points your joints and bones cant withstand it Fat people always break thier arms trying to break the fall, wrists, elbows, forearms give when they fall cos thier arm isnt nearly enough to withstand the forces involved by thier heavy body coming down
@ConTrollerNorth2
@ConTrollerNorth2 3 жыл бұрын
"He's forgotten why he came outside" LOL! Thats what it be like
@surbhitbhardwaj6283
@surbhitbhardwaj6283 3 жыл бұрын
Where the f*** is my baby. Hahaha nailed it 😂😂
@juliem540
@juliem540 3 жыл бұрын
I once left a hairdressers in somebody else's cost by mistake
@shihabrahman6502
@shihabrahman6502 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid and wheelie bins were a new thing starting to replace the old school wheel-less bins I wrote a story about wheelie bins taking over the world in a Day of the Triffids style invasion lol.. that CCTV footage took me straight back haha
@Thermalions
@Thermalions 3 жыл бұрын
OzzyMan: "A camera doesn't lie" Captain Disillusion: "Or does it?"
@kerlyenai
@kerlyenai 3 жыл бұрын
Well , he did say: "at its core" a camera doesn't lie. Subsequent manipulations are always possible.
@mariannecontrino6297
@mariannecontrino6297 3 жыл бұрын
Love Captain Delusion, quite possibly the most underrated KZbin channel.
@shantanu176
@shantanu176 3 жыл бұрын
Love that channel
@JoeBleasdaleReal
@JoeBleasdaleReal 2 жыл бұрын
I love that he preempted the deer going to the gym 😂😂😂
@budstermcgreen6360
@budstermcgreen6360 3 жыл бұрын
"remember, at it's core. A camera doesn't lie" that's some deep stuff Ozzy man! Cheers! ✌️
@violetssm
@violetssm 3 жыл бұрын
He has been popping in a few gems of zendom here n' there lately. ( the ' Worst people' comp.... had LOTS of ' yeah dont be a shit person in society gems' ) he's so witty. I always say " yeah no 1 likes a smartass....." . but sometimes I'm being sarcastic He really lays on the witty smartass! V cool 😎 Im hooked
@redchic
@redchic 3 жыл бұрын
Keep the videos coming! They're helping maintain sanity through whatever round over lockdown were we're in.
@TobiasTheWolf
@TobiasTheWolf 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else think the bird was wearing a Christmas hat?
@lolajaramillo4620
@lolajaramillo4620 3 жыл бұрын
I did, at first!😆
@tinbanger66
@tinbanger66 3 жыл бұрын
Yup! Looked mighty festive!
@marigoldsforever7980
@marigoldsforever7980 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@schmidt640
@schmidt640 2 жыл бұрын
The commentary for the bird tapping the camera is absolutely priceless. "Given how nice the pool looks, surely you could spare a few bucks for some measly fucking bird seed."
@raghavpopli5805
@raghavpopli5805 3 жыл бұрын
0:20 my dopamine secretions throughout 2020
@banditobambino
@banditobambino 3 жыл бұрын
Slippy dippy down he goes
@mcmarshall1989
@mcmarshall1989 3 жыл бұрын
That woodpecker is totally having a "Karen" moment haha...
@FeedScrn
@FeedScrn 3 жыл бұрын
He was cute... although a bit confused.
@chadpowell1832
@chadpowell1832 3 жыл бұрын
I’m back to watching ozzy at 2am in the morning baby! No more exams for me !
@mikevonsinister3489
@mikevonsinister3489 3 жыл бұрын
When i saw a "pot plant" being abused i was genuinely concerned. Panicked even... The realization that it was a "potted plant" gave me a sense of relief.
@zovalentine7305
@zovalentine7305 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@joythought
@joythought 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone else might call it a potted plant but Aussies call it a pot plant. One more example of why we have Ozzy Man.
@mikevonsinister3489
@mikevonsinister3489 3 жыл бұрын
@@joythought he does an excellent job at bridging the gap between all forms of english. American english, Australian english, english english. It warms my own personal down under all the way over here in Detroit.
@WaqasAhmed-fx4ii
@WaqasAhmed-fx4ii 3 жыл бұрын
Who needs therapy or anything like that, when you have an ozzyman Voice overs ❤️
@TeenDream888
@TeenDream888 3 жыл бұрын
that red headed woodpecker was probably angry because there were only regular bird feeders in that yard. most woodpeckers need special types of feeders, they are supremely picky and usually don't eat regular bird seed.
@TheWPhilosopher
@TheWPhilosopher 2 жыл бұрын
So they ARE Karens of the bird world?!
@thyphoon2345
@thyphoon2345 3 жыл бұрын
The bird one had me dying 😭😂😂
@brightoffice6300
@brightoffice6300 3 жыл бұрын
In tears right now💔🤣
@MariaOrtega-ch5no
@MariaOrtega-ch5no 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a spanish speaker, your videos are really really funny and I'm learning a lot of new words...huges nice man, the world is a better place for people like you
@santhinik749
@santhinik749 2 жыл бұрын
wrong place to learn the language :D
@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks 3 жыл бұрын
"That is where all the horded toilet paper has gone" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
@alfnoakes392
@alfnoakes392 2 жыл бұрын
2:45 A Kookaburra? All your Ozzie animals are flippin hooligans ...
@Kungfoopoo
@Kungfoopoo 3 жыл бұрын
Cctv = comedy central television 😄
@rmglover3191
@rmglover3191 3 жыл бұрын
That first one, where dude comes outside to the sewer eruption, is like "yeah, nah - screw this" is so spot on!! A version of the slippery driveway happened to my girlfriend with the steps to my house. I was locking up and she flew down the steps on her back. I turned like "what the hell?!" - and proceeded to bust my ass down the same seven steps in exactly the same manner and landed on top of her at the bottom, where the gate fenced us in. ...it had sleeted the night before and froze clear on the steps. /shrug
@garfieldcossey9010
@garfieldcossey9010 3 жыл бұрын
The man driving the piggly wiggly truck was having a stroke.
@tinbanger66
@tinbanger66 3 жыл бұрын
Naw, just a new Russian trucker in the pacific NW. I think a cdl costs like $5 and a handy.
@rastas4766
@rastas4766 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the final montage always has Yanet Garcia at the forefront 😂
@nicomeier8098
@nicomeier8098 3 жыл бұрын
2:34 I never knew Karens come as a bird too.......
@Geezerachi
@Geezerachi 3 жыл бұрын
The guy with the coffee slipping down the driveway was ROFL! I like how he tried to keep the liquid in the cup even though it was long gone in the plants. LoL!
@King_Ears
@King_Ears 3 жыл бұрын
Wow mum of the year award to that woman who can't even tell who her child is 😂
@thisguyhere5837
@thisguyhere5837 3 жыл бұрын
In her defence the children were both dressed identically 😂
@dcorica79
@dcorica79 3 жыл бұрын
@@thisguyhere5837 exactly
@EpicBunty
@EpicBunty 3 жыл бұрын
@@thisguyhere5837 so what! Does not excuse bad parenting!! U know how many cognitive missteps it would have taken for it to even lead to that level?? How put of touch is that woman?? U could tell when she had the baby in one hand, going through her pockets with the other. Sheesh get a grip woman.
@KarlBunker
@KarlBunker 3 жыл бұрын
@@EpicBunty Eh, lighten up. Kids that age are pretty much interchangeable. You've seen one you've seen them all.
@thisguyhere5837
@thisguyhere5837 3 жыл бұрын
@@EpicBunty Sorry Professor, forgot you had a PhD in childcare 🙄
@Jcd88
@Jcd88 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these videos lol but they are never long enough....we need an ozzyman reviews movie just 1.5 hours of hardcore ozzyman reviews lol
@emb5048
@emb5048 2 жыл бұрын
It's called a "playlist"
@vijaytgeorge
@vijaytgeorge 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see Ozzyman notification. I click Ozzyman notification.
@DonPandemoniac
@DonPandemoniac 3 жыл бұрын
Friggin' hoverboard kids, looking all smug once they've mastered that method of transportation. But within a year they can't hop a fence to save their lives.
@kathyflorcruz552
@kathyflorcruz552 3 жыл бұрын
The evil plan to make Wall-e a reality.
@davec.3198
@davec.3198 3 жыл бұрын
They'll blow up to 400lbs at age 22 and ride those fat people scooters at walmart.
@zackk2640
@zackk2640 3 жыл бұрын
2:28 although it has a red head, I think it's a yellow bellied woodpecker.
@plngym
@plngym 3 жыл бұрын
Gila woodpecker
@yakbutterfly1
@yakbutterfly1 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, Gila woodpecker. There’s a pair in my back yard.
@zackk2640
@zackk2640 3 жыл бұрын
Cool. I'm on the east coast. Yellow belly is the closest thing to it I've seen.
@lolajaramillo4620
@lolajaramillo4620 3 жыл бұрын
For a second I thought it had a Christmas hat on it’s head.😄
@staceym1292
@staceym1292 3 жыл бұрын
The world needs more Ozzy Man right now
@everydayjokes2321
@everydayjokes2321 3 жыл бұрын
Joke of the day: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? *With a pumpkin patch!*
@scoobydoobydoooo
@scoobydoobydoooo 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed too hard at the boy on the hoverboard. He just looked so poker faced as he went head first into a door. What did he expect!?
@yashdixit1995
@yashdixit1995 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that the guy in the second footage slid into the shit load of toilet paper from the first footage scene!
@gierhardtsloan8502
@gierhardtsloan8502 3 жыл бұрын
That woodpecker bit cracked me up more than I'd like.
@yustinj
@yustinj 3 жыл бұрын
alt title for all clips: _When Inanimate Objects Fight Back_
@eyesonyou99
@eyesonyou99 2 жыл бұрын
Ozzie man drops the hammer once again. Where men of culture meet to learn of the real world.
@klyanadkmorr
@klyanadkmorr 3 жыл бұрын
Man slips & falls you hear Eddie Murphy's Grandma - Lawdy Jeezus..Hep Mee...My ShooE!
@fletcherreed3259
@fletcherreed3259 3 жыл бұрын
The commentary on the guy who got beat up by the pot was on point lmao!
@fortnitedefaultskin4167
@fortnitedefaultskin4167 3 жыл бұрын
BACK TO THE COUCH
@ArwenUndomiel406
@ArwenUndomiel406 3 жыл бұрын
That footage with the baby was priceless Jesus!
@charlieapples9373
@charlieapples9373 3 жыл бұрын
0:38 “Here’s an empty street with a couple of pot plants...” It seems hypocritical for a drunk guy to be so anti-drug
@ShirinRose
@ShirinRose 3 жыл бұрын
That's just what we call potted plants in Aus 🙃
@charlieapples9373
@charlieapples9373 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShirinRose I figured as much, but as an American I find that absolutely hilarious
@davidboeger6766
@davidboeger6766 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for clarifying the difference between flip flops and g strings when saying thongs, mate. Us Americans needed that.
@zovalentine7305
@zovalentine7305 3 жыл бұрын
PIGLY WIGLY Literally laughed out loud
@deedeewayyes4724
@deedeewayyes4724 2 жыл бұрын
Slippy Dippy Down he goes. Replaying this over and over. Lol!
@twitchster77
@twitchster77 3 жыл бұрын
00:03 My bad guys! I'm sorry!! I had too much Taco Bell last night.
@JeffLocke1
@JeffLocke1 3 жыл бұрын
Any amount is too much...
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын
You are not reading a comment by someone acting in good faith. You are reading an ad. It's an ad for Yum! Yum! owns TB, and Pepsi, and KFC, and a few others. I always quit reading comments when this happens. Product placement is fine. If a service charges a monthly fee to remove ads, that's fine too.
@twitchster77
@twitchster77 3 жыл бұрын
@@tarico4436 lol wtf? >.
@jenseninterceptors
@jenseninterceptors 3 жыл бұрын
At least its not an ad for Coke because that place is full of retards 🤪
@traderdan7707
@traderdan7707 3 жыл бұрын
the ozzy man videos have a crave endings its like i dont want them to end
@eoinhenry4926
@eoinhenry4926 3 жыл бұрын
The guy in the second clip could give matt riddle a run for him money kicking off his flip flops
@nellz72
@nellz72 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Yes he could.
@evanhayashi4865
@evanhayashi4865 3 жыл бұрын
Your impression of the gym deer is hilarious 😂
@IndiBrony
@IndiBrony 3 жыл бұрын
2:55 - Doctor Who fans have been expecting this for years!
@violetssm
@violetssm 3 жыл бұрын
Must be fuelled by Exgermsyouate....Exgermsyoyate, someone else commented 'the bin went all Pacman on tose people'! 😁
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 ай бұрын
That bird is pounding on the camera like it's about to yell "FBI! OPEN UP!" 😂
@eerereps
@eerereps 3 жыл бұрын
3:07 there's some Toot to be seen 😏 You're welcome!
@ScottishMech
@ScottishMech 2 жыл бұрын
Slippy dippy, down he go's...😂😂 this line gave me sore ribs 🤣🤣
@whyluigi
@whyluigi 3 жыл бұрын
anyone notice that the guy who slipped on his driveway almost died due to a headbang on the retainer wall, just miss by a quarter.
@DottieMinerva
@DottieMinerva 3 жыл бұрын
SO close
@covidgoaway6101
@covidgoaway6101 3 жыл бұрын
Mate you won the internet 😂. Where do I send the award to?
@Mackira
@Mackira 3 жыл бұрын
I'm to early that I don't even know what to say.
@SonyEnthusiast
@SonyEnthusiast 3 жыл бұрын
Say hi
@rutgerb
@rutgerb 3 жыл бұрын
First!!!
@colonelsanders3388
@colonelsanders3388 3 жыл бұрын
The riffs at the end of your shows is awesome!!!
@krishnajaiswal7557
@krishnajaiswal7557 3 жыл бұрын
When you're so early you've got nothing good to comment.
@MrBiggins9999
@MrBiggins9999 3 жыл бұрын
So don't comment yet you pillock
@EpicBunty
@EpicBunty 3 жыл бұрын
Its got less to do with being early and more to do with being an uncreative unoriginal troglodyte i think....
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 3 жыл бұрын
So...translation = you only ever steal comments?! Cuz sidestepping originality to steal comments for the purpose of accumulate valueless likes = some outstandingly weak shit.
@krishnajaiswal7557
@krishnajaiswal7557 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid I don't know if someone posted this comment before
@krishnajaiswal7557
@krishnajaiswal7557 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid well you also commented to get likes and you didn't get any.
@GothGirlWorld
@GothGirlWorld 3 жыл бұрын
11pm KZbin says: You want to laugh at something ridiculous and wake everyone in the house up? And I'm like, Yeah!
@GMCBigBlock420
@GMCBigBlock420 3 жыл бұрын
Midwest ftw! (based on when you wrote your comment)
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