Ozzy Man Reviews: Dashcams

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2. Fuu...%$K: gfycat.com/fr/...
3. Pushing car (Jukin Media): www.jukinmedia...
4. Car on zebra line: Unknown
5. Pothole: www.20min.ch/s...
6. Horse: • Video
7. Shirtless Selfie: • Video
8. Tank (ViralHog): • Armored Vehicle Hits C...
9. Freeway merging: • Kwinana Freeway Mergin...
10. Helicopter: • Пафосный Шымкент: свад...
11. Prosthetic Leg (Jukin Media): www.jukinmedia...
12. Valet: • Tesla Model S Performa...
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[@ashmitgautam3348]

"they shake hands like it is 2019". That hurt man.

[@Chino56751]

It still happens, as it should

[@ytjazz1011]

Ashmit Gautam I prefer 2019 to 2020

[@Thawhid]

@@angelkotilainen 😬

[@sabrinapederson6273]

I don't really shake hands anymore. I give hugs.

[@kardiaclark8111]

😂 😂

[@heroino89]

"Politicians or drug cartels. [...] You don't want to be caught up in either of those industries". Wise words, Ozzy Man, wise words.

[@Gadavillers-Panoir]

In my country, they are one and the same.

[@nall8387]

@frank rizzo one destroy your future, the other destroy your whole descendants' future

[@lobserve1]

At least drug cartels produce something people want.

[@Fede0779]

@@lobserve1 Wtf ?????????

[@GRANOLA77]

Don't forget rappers

[@badalsingh6292]

That is a good way to release road rage. No one got hurt and everyone is fine.

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

B-but what about the bag it get beat up :(

[@japzone]

Though I question the practically of packing a punching bag in your car all the time....

[@topcommentor1655]

@@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 Bag lives matter

[@stufoo]

Yeah it’s also staged

[@dr.fetish7829]

Just wait until the punching bags start a fucking revolution

[@TampaTec]

0:10 respect to that dude who came prepared for road rage. 😆 both let out some steam and no one got hurt or ended up in jail with fines. Win win.

[@JC-ct6km]

That's clearly staged

[@Freehardy]

@@JC-ct6km Yeah. I agree. No Chicken Fuckin' Dinner

[@Volksoner619]

@@JC-ct6km I don’t know. Dudes body language suggested he was genuinely confused by that transaction.

[@JC-ct6km]

@@Volksoner619 it's called acting

[@memeadict5551]

I dont know if it was acting but it genuenly melted my brain

[@Rekaert]

Best thing about the punching bag incident was the reaction from the other guy. He was just like, "Yeah, ok I'll kick it ... but I really don't understand why this is happening."

[@liammorgans7329]

Surely it was staged.. I’m surprised ozzyman included a likely staged vid... lame

[@kevindevlieger300]

@@liammorgans7329 Because unlike most staged videos this one actually is funny.

[@Rekaert]

@@Dark-ld3tw Can't say I care either way to be honest. It doesn't cost anyone to get a kick out of it, so I'm no worse off for seeing it, and it made me smile. Seems like a win to me.

[@GIN.356.A]

Lmao the tank guy just waves at the car like "sorry mate, but im in a hurry"

[@solitaireseven]

Tanks for letting me have the right of way! Whomp, whomp...

[@mstrdiver]

That was the quintessential Russian PT-76 reconnaissance vehicle, not technically a tank at 02:00 but it will do until you meet someone bigger.

[@magnusengeseth5060]

"You could always lodge a formal complaint against the Russian army if that's something you think will be worth your time and energy."

[@deepdownthelane]

"Why is there a 1900s automobile out of nowhere?" It's for things like these that I watch Ozzy man

[@TayR0C]

funniest part.

[@darrenp2096]

I literally saw the same kind of car this afternoon

[@TayR0C]

@@darrenp2096 weird

[@jedespiritu3622]

I was losing it at that part!

[@Shatterverse]

I live near an auto museum in illinois, and between it and car shows there's a lot of old and sometimes very strange cars. Like there's the bat-trike, whose owner is like 6'8" and ex military. Seriously weird to encounter just parked like it's no big deal at the gas station.

[@AflacMan13]

"What's the procedure for when you hit someone's car in your tank?" US ARMY: We have a form and an entire written procedure for EXACTLY that. :-)

[@nelsblair2667]

Upon request from the suv 🚙 owner, a Civil Affairs (38 B?) unit writes a too big check for whichever property damage occurred, because it also covers other elements of damage like emotions or repair to landscapes.

[@octavdumitru]

"They shake hands like it's 2019" Funny and sad at the same time

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear pct

[@michaelholt9243]

@AxxL No, I dont think I will

[@nobeltnium]

@@AxxLAfriku neither do i

[@Roof_Pizza]

2019 was so 6 years ago.

[@EvilNecroid]

i hated 2019 at the time but damn now i want it back

[@lewisblackmanhypnotherapy5059]

The prosthetic leg - You can't spell "Legend" without "leg end"...

[@Private.R]

lejend?

[@SR0144]

@@Private.R r/madlad

[@MagisterXII]

@@flutube3688 ...

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

/slowclap porn

[@Barbwire866]

Thats so wrong, but I still laughed, omg.🤣

[@carteracton6516]

Boss: So why were you late to work? Worker: I got hit by a tank

[@lairdcummings9092]

In Russia, that's way too plausible. They've probably got a standard code item for that on their time sheets.

[@luciovaldez5835]

Honestly, how do you tell your insurance about that

[@mikespearwood3914]

@@lairdcummings9092 Where is that incident though?

[@boeing747-8]

@@lairdcummings9092 In Russia, weird things happen on their roads, so i imagine there's some sort of standardized procedure for that.

[@davidlewis3081]

You can hear the genuine anger and desire to kill in Ozzy Man's voice when he's talking about drivers in Perth

[@altortugas5979]

Just 2 effing seconds. That’s all he wants. It’s not so much to ask, really. But it’s apparently too much…

[@freeman10000]

Merging traffic is a foreign concept in Perth. True!

[@KarmaCadet]

I doubt that Mr Ozzyman has a violent bone in his body

[@penisdeletus4601]

Plot twist : the green shirt guy's son was in that punching bag.

[@aurapain5757]

Holy shit. Thats Dark

[@nickkohlmann]

OOOOHHHH

[@ethanpatterson3687]

*Ozzy man reviews dash cams *uploaded 6 minutes ago Me:*clicks Penis deletus: 8 minutes ago

[@penisdeletus4601]

@@ethanpatterson3687 the problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness...

[@jbaketkd]

Haha

[@NickJohnCoop]

Ozzy, you’re doing your country proud by bring the classic Aussie swears of ‘Stiff shit’ ,’fuck nupble’ and ‘ToughTiddys’to the greater world. I have never been prouder to live in the same city as you when you said those beautiful phrases.

[@doclance3906]

That helicopter has johnny english looking for the hospital

[@mananchawda]

Dank reference !

[@Peacemaker-96]

Don't give up on us baby,

[@caamee8883]

😂😂😂

[@snaxx82]

Sorry mate, that is Russia. Johnny your fantasy!

[@doclance3906]

@@snaxx82 nyenyenyenyenye hahahaha

[@edoalva48]

1:43 "He shouldn't be someone that breeds"- Ozzy Man, 2020. *Truer words have never been said.*

[@awkwardboi7183]

That tank was driving like it's GTA.

[@fastinradfordable]

You know how to drift a tank? I only know you can turn the turret backwards and fire and get going super fast.

[@mananchawda]

Trevor style

[@MyLateralThawts]

A mechanized infantry combat vehicle or MICV, but yeah, it looks like a tank. I’m guessing they steer with a pair of tiller bars similar to the M-113. Speaking from experience, they’re not that easy to control at high speed. Add to that poor driver visibility, rainy (slick) conditions, an inexperienced driver, other drivers who don’t understand the concept of defensive driving and you have a very predictable accident. Wonder who gets the blame in this situation? In the Canadian Army, it was the senior guy in the vehicle. Ex Warsaw Pact, I suspect it’s the lowest ranking guy.

[@Joeligma69420]

It's a BMD-1 a Russian IFV (Infantry fighting vechicle) for their airborne units.

[@MyLateralThawts]

Kristjan Ader You get high marks for identifying the AFV Mr Ader. Despite the many years that have passed since I gave lectures on identifying armoured vehicles, I would have to say, based on the gun alone, that we are actually dealing with a BMD-2. These guys aren’t helping by not mounting the ATGM associated with the type.

[@Dan-wq8id]

who still laughs at the outro when they guy driving the boat just hits the deck haha

[@mcborris6515]

I fkn love that legendary faceplant! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jetrickgordo4026]

I will always offer a chuckle for that masterpiece.

[@lbfourtwenty4163]

Its such a perfect fail

[@dalemacdonald201]

That one never gets old

[@WaterlooExpat]

I'm missing out on the fun. I need a good laugh. Please post a link to this video.

[@justsomefacts2118]

*"Why is there a 1900's automobile out of nowhere!?"*

[@fastinradfordable]

The best cars ever made are from the 1900s.

[@RoskinGreenrake]

History may soon be repeating that's why... :(

[@bigshrimp6458]

Roskin Greenrake well it has look at the media and how at any point something is unpolitically correct theyll erase it completely from the internet and give it absolutely no platform just like how hitler would organize mass book burnings so people wouldnt read information thats not progressive to their cause

[@deedee2455]

There is a glitch in the matrix 😅

[@progyandas9650]

That took me out lol

[@jayryan7473]

"The rise of the hatchbacks has commenced" OMG that was the funniest thing I heard all week! (At 0:38)

[@SirenUniverse381]

Punching bag surprised me as well. That's how ya should solve a conflict: "Join me in punching this giant sock filled with sand that I carry around in my trunk."☺️😜

[@allothernamesbutthis]

very courteous bmw driver :)

[@Scoobydcs]

they are great stress relief

[@user-vl8bv5jt9m]

Must be Canada

[@ThePandafriend]

Looked like a sketch/fake to me though. Why the heck would you put a video of YOURSELF trying to beat someone up online? Either way a pretty funny clip.

[@EikottXD]

@@ThePandafriend Because it was funny.

[@reylabrento9805]

“Look out for horses.. it might not be written in to law but its absolutely common sense to give way to horses” 🎶off to the pub they go🎶

[@taitran7376]

It's been a long time since "goat take over city" and now again "off to the pub we go", horses cover version

[@Avatar_Ky0shi]

"The driver has lost his leg"😮 "O wait, it's a prosthetic, the driver had already lost his leg, everything is fine"😌 'Wait, why is 1900's vehicle on the road"🤔

[@gautm3180]

"they shake hands like it's 2019" 😩😖😖

[@ryanepley9868]

Ozzy Man is definitely one of my favorites. He doesn't bs for 5 minutes before getting to the content I want to see or show clips of his face throughout the videos and the commentary is hilarious. Keep doing your thing buddy hopefully everyone will learn from you but I doubt it. People are hopeless.

[@mandiemoore3272]

You touched on exactly the reasons why this dude is my favorite I could give a crap about how pretty your makeup is today or what you have encountered that is similar just show me the funny clips and get out of my way

[@jbaketkd]

"They shake hands like its 2019" my favorite quote of the week. My gf payed a compliment to a stranger the other day that made me belly laugh. She said "that's a lovely mask." Only today would that be taken seriously

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Plot Twist: It was a buck driving that Tesla to show off to his doe gf.

[@Dasharr]

He should've looked after the guy's car better. Bros before does.

[@jarrodshipard]

@@Dasharr Did Santa teach you that?

[@Dan4096]

I felt the commentary about Perth drivers in my soul. The left lane is lava!

[@davesnothere420]

I drove APCs in the Army and one thing I can say is that tanks and APCs are THE vehicle to go drifting and power sliding in. Especially if the rubber pads are worn down on the tracks and you're driving on asphalt or concrete, it's like driving on melted butter, so fun!

[@kashkillerkem5771]

“Politicians and Drug Cartels. You don’t want to get involved in any of those” LMFAOOOO

[@mandelabrein8116]

That first man really understands how to de-escalate a situation, much respect

[@gauthamkrishna.s2912]

1:20 the four horses of trafficalypse.

[@RJALEXANDER777]

Well we've had pestilence already.

[@hewhobattles8869]

@@RJALEXANDER777 Next comes Famine

[@DharmeshChhatrala]

They shake hands like it's 2019 😂😂😂😄😑😪😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Ripper0Youh]

Lol the guy in green was caught out by the punch bag. He couldn't even stay angry

[@skepticalbadger]

That was very clearly fake.

[@kurmi7101]

I freaking pissed myself from laughing too hard whilst watching this. You gotta love a decent bit of content that'll actually make you laugh time to time and is hosted by none other than us aussies. Great vid mate, keep up the great work :-)

[@_KeneYah]

*3:07** Australian grandmother's voice, lovely!* 🤭

[@ridgefrost]

Love how ozzyman sounds like he's run a marathon with each sentence

[@adamdorrington7520]

They shake hands like it 2019.. 😂 took me a second to get that

[@webuser1108]

Shiela, prosthetic leg, man limping, fallen motorcycle and a 1900's car all in one frame. I've now seen everything.

[@user-xf6fj4vr1l]

Lol I should try that punching bag technique in my next road rage encounter.

[@ghostwalk2446]

Lol nah, people will assume you're grabbing a weapon from the trunk

[@user-xf6fj4vr1l]

@@ghostwalk2446 Lol, but it adds to the surprise when they realise I'm just whipping out a punching bag

[@chinaleighshawtymane]

Just take deep breaths and ignore them . I'm sure you have a loving family who wouldn't want anything serious to happen to you .

[@user-xf6fj4vr1l]

@@chinaleighshawtymane haha that got deep real quick, but yeah that's the best thing to do.

[@LucasSantos-by9bv]

2:05 guy in the tank actually slaps his hand as if saying "not again..."

[@unnmaed]

Casually picks up a leg with a smile on her face and gives it back to the owner. There's no reason to make situation any worse i guess.

[@yomama1254]

Hey yo, my friends came across an accident where a momo man had cut his leg off on a trucks tow hitch. One of them held compression on his femeral until medics got around🤪. A prosthetic is a bit jarring, but completely manageable... Freakish accident like one Ozzy might have on an Ogres Only channel.... Man is late to get his kid and is racing on his momo. A man in a pickup is turning left into his driveway, momo doesn't realize it and starts to pass on the left, veers back right at the last minute, but it's too close and off comes the leg on the hitch. That's not a clean cut ....

[@PrydeWater901]

“I’m not gonna be your punching bag because I just happen to have one.”

[@justsomefacts2118]

Damn, I think its time to buy myself a punching bag.

[@topcommentor1655]

If you are a woman, get married😁

[@khaled3433]

"They shake hands like it's 2019" 😁 This man super power is to turn a casual boring video into gold

[@manishsiwakoti]

Other Days: Zebra crossing 2020: Horse crossing 😂

[@jfilm7466]

Favourite driving moments in Australia, overtaken by a huge truck on the Nullabor and almost getting sucked under. Trying to work out what lane to be in after exiting the Sydney Harbour Bridge and finally not knowing the rules of turning right in Melbourne because of the trams 😂

[@jfilm7466]

@Black Rod Sorry to hear about your mate, truckies on speed not always a good thing. There's not much turning with the lockdown in Melbourne. Here in Sweden no lockdown and less per capita sickness. Osu.

[@JillyBean860]

"what's the etiquette when you hit someone in your tank?" Hahhahaha you crack me up!!

[@LitoGeorge]

I was commanding a section of army vehicles when the lead (my vehicle no less) was involved in a fender bender with a tiny vehicle compartively. It sent it flying into incoming traffic, whereas we barely had a scratch. I learned the etiquette that day: report to Police HQ, then Army HQ, then face the Commander and report it through official channels. Its a long day and the tax payer pays. It sucks all round.

[@cass_metal]

0:36 me when I missed an Ozzy man reviews video 😂

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

My take away from this video. A burst sewage pipe has enough pressure to break through hard tarmac. Everybody gangster till a tank comes drifting passed.

[@pokemonduck]

i mean tree roots and frozen water break through tarmac as well lol

[@A_A_J.]

I doubt that was a sewage pipe, regardless of what Ozzieman said.

[@A_A_J.]

@ArmchairWarrior fair enough.

[@snaxx82]

@@A_A_J. hot water pipe

[@kardiaclark8111]

😂 lol

[@economicsinaction]

0:26 "they shake hands like it's 2019" A part of me just cried

[@DarkHourParanormal]

I know it's been said, but the clip with the guy pulling the punching bag to truncate road rage.... fucking respect.

[@VenomousCompany]

Did anyone else notice the Tank guy sticking up the middle finger as they drove off?

[@KIRANMSthampi]

Doest look like they drove off. Looks like he was asking the driver to stop

[@koloradokiller]

I swear I love this channel. The accent, commentary & sheer rhetoric make these videos fucking hilarious 💯

[@janm3781]

Thank you, Ozzyman, for this channel and making everyone's days brighter!

[@neil2301]

"the rise of the hatchback has commenced" , LMAO

[@acekeianar]

The Legendary Sheila is a hottie! In my mind, the one legged man and her lived happily ever after.

[@garymyambo4176]

"The rise of the hatchbacks" 🤣 that could make a good movie

[@stanleysmith7551]

'They shake hands, like it's 2019.' ...yeah, l miss 2019 too. 😔

[@matthewdudael1931]

The prosthetic leg clip was clearly in New Zealand where purchasing household appliances or new cars does actually cost an arm and/or a leg hence many people prefer to drive older model vehicles

[@carsonsdad8382]

U from Perth?! Me too! That dash cam is on Kwinana Freeway!

[@Larrykph4style]

1:08 actually instant karma, the Toyota on the right was trying to run the red light :D

[@AnkitGupta-sr6ot]

They shake hands like its 2019 😂😂

[@journeym4n-l5s]

0:39 car: I know the address, mate, just follow me. man: alright. Tks, car.

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

Joke's on them, I didn't shake hands in 2019 either.

[@Hamburgers4Haiti]

Oh, well why not?

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

@@Hamburgers4Haiti Because reasons.

[@Hamburgers4Haiti]

@@THETRIVIALTHINGS Oooooh. Makes sense

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

@@Hamburgers4Haiti Sooo...Whatcha' been up to? Doing good? Still in jail...I mean lock down?

[@kardiaclark8111]

Giggle

[@edwaar4060]

That prosthetic leg in and that model a was fantastic! The good the bad and the ugly.

[@tropicalquestions4044]

0:20 the violent side of Canada

[@CameronM47]

As I live local to the places signposted in the clip of the guy pushing his car, I can confirm that's how all people from Cradley start their cars.

[@StevenWClark]

is it bad that I laughed at the fact that the biker with the prosthetic is in Gympie in QLD????

[@crapizio]

The internet will get back to you when it has reached consensus.

[@ronanmurphy8336]

I thought that road looked familiar 😂

[@gwilliams5905]

Thanks Ozzy man for making my day better with your humor!

[@destinyvictor2167]

"They shake hands like it's 2019"

[@lacai527]

2:58 that passing car make this clip A LEGEND!

[@vinayhulikere1734]

'They shake hands like it's 2019' - Ozzy Man Aug 2020

[@Cat-in9nz]

He did such a good job the car became sentient lmaooo

[@unattended129]

"THEY SHAKE HANDS LIKE IT'S 2019." THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE TO ACCEPT. LMAO! MISS GREETING PEOPLE NORMALLY. THIS PANDEMIC TOOK A LOT FROM US.

[@shubhammallik5138]

I died at "The car has become sentient".

[@AJScraps]

“Once upon a dash cam in Russia”

[@jamesiyer4937]

"They shake hands like it's 2019" Damn that hit different

[@TheBlackDeck]

YT: Ozzy man posted a video 1 minute ago! Me: shut up and play.

[@jfilm7466]

3:05 that Shelia was a legend picking up that leg-end.

[@bernardenorth]

Never been so early Edit: great way to stay the morning state side... good night ozzy & thank you

[@khukri_wielderxxx1962]

I don't know what's funnier: the fact that the guy anticipated road rage and had a punching bag in his trunk just for that occasion, or the fact that it worked

[@01iverQueen]

Why I'm not surprised that half of these clips happens in Russia lol

[@LewdGeek]

That old car part killed me 😂🤣 2:50 "Why that old cars coming out of no where" 😂🤣

[@zebatov]

Trailer at 0:37 was clipping through that bridge like an old video game.

[@thisguyhere5837]

The consistency of your content is outstanding, thank you so much.

[@noldo3837]

That Skoda Yetti withstood the bodycheck from the APV quite well!

[@_s_l]

1:27 off to the pub they gooo lmao😂

[@GTLees]

Excellent batch ya whipped up for us Ozzy Man. I've gotta say that with that last clip you've confirmed my suspicions of the valet service.

[@mtarpey97]

That tank drift was the sickest thing I have ever seen

[@jibingeorgekarickom]

00:53 the rise of the hatch backs have commenced 😂😂

[@tonysuda9066]

*star wars theme intensifies*

[@tonysuda9066]

Juke.. I am your niva lada

[@dungimon1912]

Haha didn’t expect 0:39 seconds to be down the road from me! Legend Ozzy man, keep up the good work.

[@mrmonkeyman79]

I love the guy sat on the side of the tank waving at the car they just trashed just like "so long losers, I'm in a tank!"

[@dr.a006]

I’m glad Ozzyman points out the peripheral things going on like that vintage automobile 3:06

[@kpd3308]

That guy in the boat going down like a utility pole will never get old.

[@galacticcannibl1966]

Wow! That first guy shows restraint and the guy who got cut off looked confused af lmao! Good stuff

[@questex4340]

Why am I not surprised that prosthetic leg man was on the Sunshine Coast. They look after each other there. Ohh, and that's why is there a 1900s automobile out of nowhere. Good vid Ozzy Man

[@mr.libido1879]

That punching bag thing killed me. Just love it

[@wyyrdojim]

The dude with the prosthetic leg must have been at Gallipoli from the age of that car.🤔