"Do We Need To See Him Naked?!" - CCTV 3

[@travismailsa1]

I think this is exactly what CCTV was initially intended for, then humans tried to use it as a security measure.

[@JNL37Dyxce5]

#birdbathjamaica

[@kepckatherinec805]

Exactly.

[@bryanluntz1603]

I'd agree Travis

[@JNL37Dyxce5]

@@bryanluntz1603 #birdbathjamaica

[@bryanluntz1603]

@@JNL37Dyxce5 3 little Birds 🍶

[@SteveTheAlbino]

Always gotta do the Spider-Man check just in case

[@pamukpicker]

Confirmed, you just cant know if you don't try

[@lilorbielilorbie2496]

clancypollard I'm thinking he used the Force instead.

[@dnoodspodu1159]

02:39 He is doing a reality check test, to be sure if this is not a dream. Or to be precise: he is programming himself to do in dreams reality checks when something extraordinary happens to him. And the test is probably a double one: of counting his fingers and at the same time, assuming he is a Spider-Man fan, if he can shoot spiderweb. And that is a great test; but as I am not fan od Spider-man I just stick to counting and re-counting my fingers

[@IAmPez]

@@dnoodspodu1159 Or, he is simply well aware of the camera that is pointed right at him for every moment of his working day and decided to draw attention to his feat for the historical record it just produced.

[@PavanKumar-ft5hi]

Did it hundreds of time when I was young.

[@glock8417]

The bloke whizzing by on the mobility scooter at Mach 2 speeds is the last thing any reasonable person would've guessed. That's what makes it great.

[@Matty12787]

That was the best part of the video I thought, literally had me crying

[@Isaac_howell]

I bet it's Colin furze

[@RatelHBadger]

I see so many old folks hooning down the street on their mobility scooter, I just assume that's what they were designed for all along. Going car speeds, on a sit down scooter.

[@tomtheplummer7322]

Dude was trying to get away banging the other guy’s equally fat wife and got caught 🤷‍♂️😏😆

[@The_Modeling_Underdog]

@@Isaac_howell Dammit, came to say the same. Sure it was good ole' Colin.

[@brianmathews2926]

The naked car crash is clearly on a different level to the rest of these clips. But Ozzy Man celebrates all of CCTV's moments, big or small, and I think that's a lesson we can all learn from. Every moment is worth cherishing, and life is just as much about the highlights as the every day moments in between.

[@r2b289]

Yeah, I would love to know the full story of the naked man though.

[@redkiwi2351]

I read this in Ozzy Man's voice

[@BobbySacamano]

That's something I totally would've expected on a crime/police channel where the guy gets... ya know.

[@MrHitmanx]

I really want to see the CCTV footage of the convenience store he went into after the crash... apparently he ran around naked and smashed everything until his wife or mom came to get him... they were about to put him in an ambulance and he ran off again, but this time into this house... this happened not to far from my house last year... mental health issues... just past the crash is a stop sign onto a busy road... it's good he only hit that parked car

[@MarkJoseph81]

​@@MrHitmanx Mental health issues? Ya don't say!...

[@SalemArc]

Being tackled face down naked in a pile of snow is not the kind of polar bear challenge I'd like to be a part of...

[@TwiggehTV]

he's gonna have diamond cutter nips for the rest of the day

[@MrMegamike2k]

Bet

[@chrislongbeard]

Don't knock it until you tried it

[@chrisashby4497]

It could be the start of a new snow boob challenge. Call it snow willies, but I doubt that man would leave much of an impression.

[@johntalbott1553]

@@chrislongbeard Haaaa

[@idkalan00]

You know I really want to know more about what the hell was going on in the naked dude's mind a few minutes before they crashed

[@scootter2323]

Haha yeah I need more information on that story. Maybe he stole it?

[@Ryuushuu]

​@@scootter2323 or maybe he was chased by the husband when he cought the naked dude trying to do something to his wife? We will never know...

[@erismana2105]

I feel sorry for those men having to tackle his fat -s-

[@scootter2323]

@@Ryuushuu I choose to think that was it! lol

[@J.J.J.J.J.J.J]

The full Naked Man Car Crash footage is epic

[@lilykep]

The dude who did the "Am I Spider-man?!" test after catching that box is extremely relatable.

[@dnoodspodu1159]

He is doing a reality check test, to be sure if this is not a dream. Or to be precise: he is programming himself to do in dreams reality checks when something extraordinary happens to him. And the test is probably a double one: of counting his fingers and at the same time, assuming he is a Spider-Man fan, if he can shoot spiderweb. And that is a great test; but as I am not fan od Spider-man I just stick to counting and re-counting my fingers

[@hpfusion8842]

@@dnoodspodu1159 no.

[@DavidLS1]

Little does he realize, his secret identity as a mild mannered pizza maker has been compromised.

[@dbzfanatic278]

yea i did something similar a few weeks ago. was at work and dropped a pen or something and just instinctively grabbed it like in a nanosecond. i was baffled. thought i unlocked ultra instinct or something.

[@ftd888]

I think the BBQ guy deserves a lot more credit. Yeah, things started off poorly - but running down his truck before it crashed into anything was pretty impressive.

[@GOODDANY007]

Really skillful dude, maybe he was used to it like a morning routine

[@christophersmith9040]

The video of the naked dude has pure chaos energy. I'd like to hear a back story.

[@M2Mil7er]

Same. Wtf was that about?

[@bigbloke2000]

....The link to the full video is in the description of this video...

[@wadeboggs5163]

They must have just got PCP in Canada 🇨🇦

[@networm64]

OK I think I know, as you can see there was another car involved, the black car. I'm 99% sure the naked guy was having some fun with his cheating wife when he got busted and the rest is just history!

[@timesthree5757]

Coke. That pretty much sums it up.

[@BobbySacamano]

"Now she wants to talk about work and relationships for awhile" is frighteningly accurate.

[@ajtheronin]

The whole car crash with the naked guide deserve its own video. That's on another level.

[@JaRW7]

The car crash naked guy needs to be it's own entire video. I need a moment by moment break down.

[@B0uff0s]

the naked dude raises so many quesitons!...

[@lonthrall5613]

"...wondering if they get to go home because of his concussion" Good stuff Ozzy Man!

[@DenizenoftheAges]

I love any video that makes me less concerned about my own situation.

[@Charlie-phlezk]

Then you'll love videos about Africa.

[@anangrycat86]

Sort your life out

[@lol311]

You escaping from reality, Bra?

[@hansvonmannschaft9062]

@@lol311 Any bra that escapes its reality most likely leaves behind a reality not worth escaping out of! 😛👍🏼

[@lol311]

@@hansvonmannschaft9062 Holy Sheet It took me 27 seconds to actually understand this comment.

[@Eye_Exist]

average CCTV footage when trying to identify a criminal: **displays an image of a minecraft character** CCTV when you embarrass yourself in front of exactly zero witnesses: **identifies you and your failure from 200 feet distance and gets shared on Ozzy man Reviews to the whole planet**

[@arthurpewtey]

I thought for quite a few seconds that the guy running around naked actually had the world's biggest pot of Vegemite with him. Definitely need to get my butt down to the optician's.....

[@lilbitsleepy2574]

😂😂

[@J.J.J.J.J.J.J]

The full Naked Man Car Crash footage is epic

[@youxkio]

The last one almost killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@claudethibaudeau2714]

Spiderman kid was hilarious because you could actually see his thoughts lmfao he even tried the web move 🤣🤣🤣

[@RCorvinus]

I love that the firemen didn’t even wait for the cops, they just bundled that perv.

[@DonMas-car-pone]

Uncle Willy in the end with the nitro had me dying 😂

[@WilliamsPinch]

Had to be going 40mph with a v8 on that thing😂

[@kepckatherinec805]

Car-crashing, arrest-fleeing naked man’s CCTV video should get the Oscar for Best Picture. Naked Man should get Best Actor, and his towel deserves Best Supporting Actor.

[@darrellcook8253]

He's nothing without the Vegemite.

[@pippaknuckle]

That plant had it in for Christine, none of that was her fault.

[@darrellcook8253]

Cristine waas riding the gravity tilt-a-whirl. Not very well. When boozing makes gravity go sideways.

[@ageary]

What a perfect way to start the day with an Ozzy Man funny compilation....cheers big man.

[@358itachi]

"I think not much is happening in this clip". Never underestimate a CCTV footage. He might be stationary, but he's still related to almighty 'Cameraman'. Also, if I ever did that pizza box save, I would also do a web-shoot out check. It's a mandatory rule.

[@redd1567]

Good to see the Vegemite censorship back

[@bisleyblackhawk1288]

The Vegemite jar to cover the “nasty bits” was an awesome move…well played, Ozzy Man, well played!👏👏👏👍👍👍

[@mcking5994]

You bloody legend mate.

[@MrOtrdriver1999]

This video is so good I had to watch it twice. The first run was great, but the 2nd time I’m able to concentrate and laugh even more. 😂😂😂

[@joshyaks]

That naked car crash all went down about a block from my house in what is normally a very quiet, suburban neighbourhood in Cambridge, Ontario, Canada!

[@donc4563]

😂 need to look this up! The neighbourhood looked familiar.

[@Historelic]

If they could go home because of his concussion LoL 😂

[@Shaz-jl1on]

I love it when we look like fuck wits....it means more Ozzy Man videos!!! Keep em' coming ya legend 🇦🇺🦘

[@CoryG1981]

thanks for the laughs at 9am with my morning Java , Ozzyman ya never let me down . Cheers Mate

[@justinw1765]

Not me, generally I prefer savory. If I eat sweet stuff, it is usually a small amount of fruit or some non dairy icecream. But I don't add refined sugar to things, nor do I eat much sugar in general, all in all.

[@MisterNotlob]

If you ask for a pot plant in Canada you’ll get a very specific kind of plant 😆

[@darrellcook8253]

Same in California. There's a big difference between potted plant and pot plant.

[@BobbySacamano]

The fact naked dude was already prepared to cover up while his car was still rolling is telling. Idk what it tells me exactly, but it says something. Like, does the guy always drive naked and leave a towel/blanket on the front seat just in case?

[@A_Jung]

The last one really had me in tension and I was like "oh no, please nobody hit that granny!"

[@erickruckenberg8716]

Ozzyman. As a representative of American Shenanigans it is absolutely imperative I inform you that yes indeed CCTV is most certainly a worthwhile investment. Perhaps at the office or even at home in the yard. You never know when entertainment will manifest 🍻

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

The reveal in the final video of Johnny English on “F Fast” setting was so satisfying 😂😂

[@5yearsout]

Horse and carriage? I didn't know CCTV was around in the 1800's. Thanks Ozzy Man, entertaining and educational.

[@imafreeman]

Camera is a fair dinkum worthy investment. Ozzyman just proved that shit!

[@Sharkerp38]

The naked tackle was actually at my friends house.. Such a bizarre episode

[@handsken1234]

Tell more please 😎

[@darrellcook8253]

You have strange friends. I hope.

[@BigBass-xf5yi]

Thank You CCTV and Ozzyman is like peanut butter and jelly ,wings and beer,pees and carrots, sov cits and broken windows, etc… Just brilliant

[@nonickels8975]

The car accident tho. That story has layers man

[@corylink3195]

Kid checks to see if He is Spider Man had me rolling!

[@dnoodspodu1159]

He is doing a reality check test, to be sure if this is not a dream. Or to be precise: he is programming himself to do in dreams reality checks when something extraordinary happens to him. And the test is probably a double one: of counting his fingers and at the same time, assuming he is a Spider-Man fan, if he can shoot spiderweb. And that is a great test; but as I am not fan od Spider-man I just stick to counting and re-counting my fingers

[@richardjones2455]

I'm glad she didn't damage the plant.

[@SpicyOliv]

I remember that naked car crash 😄 Strange bingo card that has that one on it

[@Glegh]

His controller disconnected while playing rdr2, then the horse went rouge

[@TheBiggreenpig]

yeah, going red is what things do in rdr2.

[@eh42]

Bless that last bloke. Going to a funeral on Friday of a dear chap who threatened to hot-rod a mobility scooter with a overpowered Briggs & Stratton. (he died peacefully at 89 after a short battle w/ lung cancer - not from ripping down the road in a rod'ed scooter)

[@newlibertarian139]

The running naked man is the most bizarre accident scene ever. Why was he naked and what was he doing to before the accident? What made him to decide running away naked was his best option? We'll never know. I don't think I want to know. The damage knowing may be irreversible.

[@FusionKush]

Bruhh why is that man driving that van naked??? Lmfao

[@ze_rubenator]

Meth It's always fucking meth

[@shanehosking8582]

Onya Ozzy Man! Love it mate, laughed out loud at the end, really wasn't expecting to see poppy going for the land speed record on the mobility scooter! 😂😂

[@davidlazarus67]

There are going to be multiple skid marks in that car crash in the snow, including on the drivers seat.

[@mmo5366]

Keep ‘em coming Ozzy

[@BenKDesigns]

So, if all potted plants in Australia are called "Pot plants", then what do you call a marijuana plant?

[@darrellcook8253]

YEAH BABY! YEAH! Run it's the coppers! Is marijuana even legal down there?

[@bryansnell]

This one was gold Ozzy Man, I laughed the entire time!

[@basquat76]

So i'm guessing naked guy got caught with someone's wife and had to run out of there and is being chased by the husband which cause the crash. Anyway that's my take on it.

[@disavowalf3351]

In the first one, were the people who's door that was not expecting their pizzas? I’m usually lurking behind the front door 10mins after I order…it’s pizza!!! I smell shenanigans…wish it was pizza!!!

[@ThePriceisRightB]

Right?? I'm sitting there staring at the door like the little ceasers man...talkin bout "pizza pizza"...im to old to get that excited over fair dinkum pizza.

[@MisterCasket]

Look at the size of that driveway, that house is huge! Lurking behind the front door still probably takes 10 minutes to get there.

[@disavowalf3351]

@@MisterCasket 🤣 good point, well made!

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

Jesus! The dude pressure washing his car REALLY hurt his foot😢 I’m really glad my Honda Ridgeline automatically goes into park when I open the door😂

[@JoCaTen]

Bloody Hell. These can never be unfunny.

[@grannym2880]

The Vegemite edit was EVERYTHING!

[@FlawedSociety]

Ozzy Man, I look forward to your videos and commendary, you never dissapoint. Thank you.

[@Paineinyourblank]

Brittanyyyyy.. take your shoes back.. I keep falling over in them

[@BecfromOz]

Bloody brilliant!!

[@Hjominbonrun]

The naked dude. I have questions.

[@LindaC616]

😄 says everyone who's seen it!

[@BenjySparky]

Ozzy man you rock! Peace

[@JenOween]

Me: That's not pot! It's a bird of paradise plant! Oh, wait...he meant...right.

[@emanfoo07]

I love all the "Did i just become spiderman?" videos. It's always an epic save followed by, "Well logically lets give this a try now..."

[@LayllasLocker]

I really hope that poor horse didn't injure itself.

[@Francois176]

How in the world did I just find out about this channel? The voice-over in the videos is fucking epic. I've been binging on these at a quite unhealthy level. What a brilliant mind. Kudos Ozzy man! Cheers from America, arguably the richest and most fucked up nation in the world.

[@justagirlsd3000]

The naked guy face planting the snow whilst being jumped was golden 😂

[@portnuefflyer]

The naked guy running away, I've had that very same dream.

[@darrellcook8253]

Long as it's only a dream you'll be okay.

[@jayc5555]

Spiderman check killed me 🤣

[@spazzklown10]

These videos are epically hilarious!!! And worth the watch if ya smokin a bone...

[@marcusroberts7624]

Another great Ozzyman video. Hey Oz, you looking forward to the PaulVFury fight??.....

[@mbstxb7579]

Thanks again for the laughs, started my day👍🏻👍🏻

[@lucky889s9]

Love when they tackled the naked guy in snow. Don't see that vegemite often

[@Steve-qy6yk]

The Spider-Man is top tier

[@dnoodspodu1159]

He is doing a reality check test, to be sure if this is not a dream. Or to be precise: he is programming himself to do in dreams reality checks when something extraordinary happens to him. And the test is probably a double one: of counting his fingers and at the same time, assuming he is a Spider-Man fan, if he can shoot spiderweb. And that is a great test; but as I am not fan od Spider-man I just stick to counting and re-counting my fingers

[@MrStephenlederle]

In America, a "Pot Plant" is a single plant of Marijuana and a plant in a pot is called a "potted plant". So every time I hear him say pot plant my mind conjures a completely different mental image.

[@darrellcook8253]

Yeah I mentioned that, not reading the comments first. I totally agree.

[@Z-Ack]

The hot rod granny cart. Lol

[@teresah268]

Nooooooo! I didn't get to see the guy fall over in the boat at the end! I always wait for that and it ALWAYS makes me laugh. 😢

[@skygh]

That wasn't the pot plant I expected to see

[@Normandy1944]

1:10 and then brought out and tossed in the snow naked....Mr Happy is retreating. 🤣🤣

[@LordBrittish]

Not the pot plant I was expecting, but still funny.

[@mirceaapopei9987]

I have a strong believe, based on how houses look, that the horse and carriage are from Romania...

[@nate2963]

Yeah Nah yeah Nah yeah🤠

[@ThePriceisRightB]

Nah? Yeah nah yeah?

[@nate2963]

@@ThePriceisRightB yeah nah yeah?

[@AWAKEBUTNOTWOKE]

You bring me so much joy! ❤️

[@Whyarewehere53]

I think we've all wished for a boss's concussion and the thrill of going home. It unfortunately never happens.

[@The_English_Pels_Fan]

Think towel bloke was trying to get dry...was his window open? 🤔🇬🇧

[@ingerasulffs]

That horse and carriage was in Romania, feels like Transylvania to me, if one would like to region guess.

[@jaquigreenlees]

I just wish I had cctv footage of the guy driving into my granny's house. it was a beautiful thing, he is turning left into the back lane and saw an 8 y/o child in the way to close for him to stop the car. He chose granny's house as what he hit with the car instead of the little girl. he even repaired the house and built a stronger wall along the lane edge to try to stop cars before they hit the house.

[@darrellcook8253]

Now that's cool. But if the wall protects the house then does that mean that more little girls get run over? I'm purposely designed to ask stupid questions. It's my superpowers.

[@ChewieBabyTW]

Man you forget how fast roos are until you see them on camera....that thing was SMOKIN!

[@BumboRasKlat79]

The lady that ended up in the pot plant would've been fine if she aimed for the set of doors in the middle!😂

[@Ashar781]

Last bit got me 😂 legendary as always

[@mandeep3.14]

Oh gosh, the second one made me cry laugh. Once you’ve lost your balance and have no reflexes to save yourself…it’s all over. I wish I did but i rarely react in time 😒.

[@soulassassin0g]

That last one is just Colinfurze cruising through his neighborhood in his modified 70mph mobility scooter.

[@albanyhaveachat885]

You have an awesome sense of humour Ozzy :)

[@franciscooctavius5957]

The Vegemite privacy cover on the naked driver is legendary Oz. And why are drunk girls always in the worst shoes possible to wear while drunk ???

[@maximus1811]

Thanks, your video made me laugh for the first time this morning. Good job! Hope I get more laughs.. 🥰🙋‍♀️🤪

[@skylined5534]

The Sheila nearly exiting through the pot plant was lucky as fuck, if she hadn't got such a good mate she'd have ended up no clipping into the backrooms.