Ozzy Man Reviews: Dolphin vs Fish

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[@wipedlensfotos]

Me dodging adult responsibilities with 360 trick

[@theALTF4]

And like the video... Responsibilities catch you anyways and swallow you alive?

[@igieswainebragt]

@@theALTF4 yes.

[@M0rdFustang]

😭😫

[@YeviCoulson]

@@Powerhaus88 lmao or like your their toy

[@ahmedakmal9244]

@@YeviCoulson That's super creative how did ya think of that ? Dolphin IQ

[@Pichu1232]

That Ray had no idea what was going on and all he knew was he had to go

[@jpalpharo4304]

Sadistic enjoys inflicting pain on others Masochistic enjoyas having pain inflicted upon it

[@fridz66]

JP Alpharo pretty sure he was only joking and that he really knows the difference. But your info would be helpful for those who don’t. You’re a real hero.

[@elyporto3958]

This young dolphin is a Rocky hunter. 🙂

[@mikey3326]

If only the Miami dolphins had that much heart.

[@iancassidy5789]

Someone call PETA that dolphin is torturing that fish and needs to be held responsible

[@jotrutch]

if only the fish had learned a 180 instead of just spamming the same 360

[@einarvolsung2202]

The dolphin kill the smarter fish so the others wont start a revolution

[@JamesWoods33168]

Fun Fact 🤣

[@anshuanand3579]

Underrated comment🤣🤣

[@letoatreides5165]

Spartan Style

[@louiszc999]

but the fish didnt print enough pamphlets :(

[@CockySuSMounted]

@@louiszc999 It took 7 months for the first like which is done by me but I have to say it's a pity on majority of people's judgement abilities to not appreciate good quality creative thinking.

[@Ira_Avaritia]

The dolphin learned fast though!! Those 360 turns soon became obsolete once the dolphin caught on. That was interesting.

[@ytoverntflx]

They are so damn intelligent

[@lamarasamuel]

ルシファー Visceral CarnageTM i Knooow. That was dope AF!!!!

[@sugarnads]

Yeah he figured it out real fast ey.

[@143DREWID]

Yeah mate and people take at least 40 more tries to figure it out... the 360 you bunch ah wankers.

[@enzoardente4474]

J G that’s not really much of an achievement tbh

[@vojtavoj10]

All jokes aside, the way the dolphin started adapting to all the 360s was really impressive

[@banon485]

Came here to say the exact same thing. That was impressive for sure!

[@gqqggq7127]

Why would you put all jokes aside? I'm keeping my jokes.

[@AkkashJose]

Dolphins are very intelligent..they are intelligent than any other animals.

[@givemeattention4346]

the fish is preetty smart too until he got eaten

[@dirtdiv3r]

Humans that create rocketships to go into outer space and learn many different languages just to speak to other humans are like "wow after the 10th 360, the dolphin caught on... thats very impressive!" Im honestly at a loss for words

[@MultiCookies911]

*D-E-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N D-I-G-E-S-T-I-O-N*

[@sinestro1136]

Jookzak Trony I RED THIS COMMENT RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT, NOW IM DYING IN LAUGHTER😂😂

[@666ingz]

@@sinestro1136 what you didn't pink it? 😂

[@dancingmonkey08]

just two buses and a short walk away from Destination Fucked :)

[@michaelmoorrees3585]

Destination SHIT ... when it comes back out tomorrow.

[@shade5554]

The dolphin's ego got hurt by that 360 technique, that's the reason it didn't chase other fishes.

[@cipher88101]

That and this one was already tired.

[@bepsi6204]

My dolphin isin't working?

[@ishanmadhav2471]

*Elon has joined the chat*

[@GrilledCheesemmmm]

:D

[@mysticlore2828]

have you tried turning it off and on again?

[@mahilansary2001]

Did this really happen?

[@suvamkumarsarangi6593]

U need dolphin doctor

[@Justin_Gonsalves]

Somebody call PETA. That fish was brutally assaulted and eaten!

[@jackal8858]

peta? more like puta

[@sinestro1136]

Trolof Meister OMG AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@Iamnotagoldfish]

Lol 😁 😁

[@dennisbrucemasayon786]

Peta gave zero fucks😂😂😂

[@jfk64kennedy95]

P eople E ating T asty A nimals

[@janreiafrica]

This is one of my favorite channels that makes me laugh consistently

[@ypeters6762]

43

[@excitedpraemi7828]

What are othe other ones?

[@janreiafrica]

@@excitedpraemi7828 That's a secret.

[@OnceABustAlwaysABust]

others give you inconsistent laughs

[@SonyEnthusiast]

Me too and I barely laugh out loud foreal

[@DonVFilmoraTutorials]

I hate nothing more than when dolphins hunt me and want to take photos...

[@Whisperingtothefire]

The dolphin is actually pretty smart, it caught on the whole '360' move after a few tries. It knew when the fish would make the move and did a spin himself/herself. That impressed me lmao. Feels good to be here early. Goooooooodmooooooooooooorning from Canada BC!

[@birb7866]

Greetings fellow BC Canadian :D

[@ryklatortuga4146]

Afternoon from British erm Britain? (Now with no added Columbia or Canada. May contain Wales. )

[@Sharklops]

the dolphin turned around so quickly a couple of times that the fish almost completed its circle by swimming right into the dolphin's mouth

[@salvadorenoify]

Nothing happens in Canada

[@Sharklops]

@@ryklatortuga4146 No wales here, mate. This is a _dolphin_ video

[@kinglos3004]

2:10 to 2:21 was absolutely hilarious. Ozzy: "Yea naw yea, its getting sadistic now or masochistic. I never learned the difference between those words. Ive never read 50 shades of gray" 🤣🤣

[@teeroux]

The masochist says beat me. The sadist says no!

[@nguyenmachtuongvy]

Aside from the joke, dolphins are actual sadists, they have a reputation for sexual assault. :))

[@mikespearwood3914]

@@nguyenmachtuongvy One of the only other creatures apart from humans that are known to frequently rape.

[@kulanchandrasekaran4462]

Vy Nguyen Mach Tuong They learnt from humans.

[@Dargoneth]

@@teeroux No. Masochists enjoy pain themselves, while sadists enjoy the pain of others.

[@JordanFountain003]

...When running from someone bigger than you ALWAYS take sharp turns.

[@shawnyfin]

Oy. Know when to zig - know when to zag.

[@143DREWID]

But in movie training humans, people just keep running away straight, looking over shoulder, down the road, in front of the car, or bear, or psycho with gun/knife/sword/chainsaw. Humans just can not wait for population reduction !

[@Nintendopilot]

@@143DREWID Movies are about $. Not logic.

[@melissablackwood]

@@143DREWID And Ramsay Bolton with a bow & arrow. RIP Rickon. He didn't 360. : (

[@143DREWID]

DO you know what the human brain does with visual stimuli ?@@Nintendopilot

[@SiddhantJadhav]

There's a dolphin...doing dolphiny things. *Narration: 10000000000*

[@TheRibottoStudios]

The Dolphin chased off that ray as revenge for killing Steve Irwin lol.

[@yustinj]

and PETA gonna come after, those silly buggers

[@Rgskgbgerboydcxbkgh]

Fish shaming!

[@flipit27]

PETA left the group

[@nestrac]

Well .... Shit happens and then you die... So get over it already......

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@nestrac it's called a joke lol R/woosh I think is how you use that

[@missingbanana]

"happy endings are bullshit" Ozzy Man Reviews, 2019

[@deaansugee]

I really found it funny how there were so many other fish swimming around but the dolphin was like "NO, THIS IS PERSONAL"

[@chikagobulls1378]

With every 360 the dolphin became effective in countering it.

[@RatelHBadger]

Now if only the dolphins could learn how to counter trawler nets... they'd be unstoppable

[@sankalpachakma]

RIP the fish. This video reminds me of the fight between Oberyn Martell and the Mountain.

[@tinachristine4573]

The book version is even more brutal

[@Melleky]

1:55 Did you say "Oh Scheiße, it's been caught..."? :D

[@hakunamatata_mf]

I had the same thought haha

[@AUSSIETAIPAN]

Well he is from Austria, so he says it also.

[@Dargoneth]

@@AUSSIETAIPAN Austria?? Australian you mean.

[@charlie1567]

He pronounces it very well for an English speaking person. “Sch” is really difficult for non-German speakers.

[@Melleky]

@@charlie1567 He does! Only the sharp "ß" could be a bit harder. But it's funny to think about a non german person who is using "Oh Scheiße!" In the same ratio like me using "oh shit!".

[@sandeepsingh18]

It's fish shaming 🤣

[@florianfranco8523]

"OH Scheiße" just killed me!! While secretly watching it in the office... Cheers from Germany.

[@gamesvrtech6666]

Hab gerade das gleiche gedacht 😄👍🏻 (I just had the same thought)

[@orange_cat]

Hey du, geh zurück an die Arbeit! Cheers from Texas.

[@AwesomeStuff2424]

*The Cheeky Slippery bastard fish is on it's way to Destination Digestion* 😂😂

[@MarkWTK]

this is dolphinately another great Ozzy video! :D i love all your works man👍 ill see myself out

[@shawnyfin]

Thanks. 👉🤣

[@bboyhanvzla]

That pun smells fishy

[@Bolt99K]

Wow that fish that dolphin caught is a Jack Crevalle, they’re really fast so honestly thats pretty impressive. Its hard to tell scale and speed here, but thats a huge jack, like trophy catch worthy jack, and that was an incredibly fast chase. Dolphins are rad.

[@strahlungsopfer]

"Oh Scheiße it's been caught!" :D

[@MrChase115]

2:22 I don’t think there’s much left here to Sea People.

[@Kerttis]

*Just dolphin-y things.*

[@Kasper0822]

That 360 would have been a lot more impressive if that fish used it to escape instead of chasing the dolphin. Perhaps it's purpose in life was trolling dolphins. What do i know..

[@variator7466]

Yeah! It was like "Yeah! Cool trick. You've got it.... Wait noo.. Wtf are you doing?? Don't go back!! Dooooont..."

[@bag3lmonst3r72]

This is dolphinately a fintastic video. Yeah I know my way out.

[@ShellstaTube]

Gave you a like to get you up the ladder. The other guy with the same joke is getting all the kudos ... and you got in a second pun!

[@Bowfinger6383]

You did that on porpoise, didn't you. I'll hold the door for us

[@ShellstaTube]

I'm floundering for a response. ... Taxi !

[@jpfidalgo7]

Achievement Unlocked: Destination Pun!

[@bag3lmonst3r72]

@@ShellstaTube aww thanks :)

[@a_fatality]

Masochistic- love own pain Sadistic- love others' pain

[@ishtar0077]

BBC has old video 2009 where parrot get frisky with camera man , his neck and slapping man in the face. Ozzy watch the video please. Shagged by rare parrot...

[@Logovanni]

ishtar0077 it was Mark Carwardine the zoologist who worked with Douglas Adams who got the special attention from the kakopo. Here’s the link. kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4WUp5mpfb6cgbs

[@ShellstaTube]

@@Logovanni Douglas Adams or Stephen Fry? Just over the ditch (and a few hours of red desert) in Kiwiland too Ozzy. Come and have a go.

[@Logovanni]

ShellstaX the video with the kakopo shag was with Stephen Fry in 2009. Stephen Fry made the series in his words “because Douglas Adams wasn’t available”. Douglas Adams was good friends with Mark and did a load of zoological journalism with him and the book Last Chance to See was written by him and Mark. Stephen Fry did the series as a follow-up to the book and they went and re-visited all the places Douglas Adams and Mark has gone to for the book.

[@ShellstaTube]

@@Logovanni 👍

[@Iluvpie6]

Oh my god I SO want him to review “Shagged by a rare parrot”

[@i7voskilli560]

#45 trending for GAMING??? What game is this? Graphics are amazing

[@ironmantooltime]

Because he said 360 😆

[@DizzyOg423]

That 360 trick is very effective Very much like me playing mortal kombat

[@johnsonnongmaithem1304]

“Your friend keep pressing the same key but it’s effective “

[@florkiler6242]

0:44 this is my favorite part of the internet

[@bassamdayem]

"Sneaks away behind polution" Hahah omg

[@nikozafiris6235]

Bro you kill me ily❤️😂

[@jasonracoma6159]

1:29 Dolphin adopted 360 trick 1:56 Game Over

[@Spills51]

Could tell about a minute in the fish was dead. The dolphin started doing a 360 also, learning the fish escape methods. Just a matter of time.

[@freak_like_me1158]

thumbs up everyone who heard “oh scheiße!” =D

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

They're the tom and Jerry of fishes and fish mammals! Edit: nvm he dead.

[@leothelion2001]

The dolphin learned real fast about the 360 and in the end once he caught the fish. He was just toying around with him like a well earned trophy , dolphins gets bored easily and like to play with their preys , including a puff fish that once provoked can launch a poison that in small dosages can get the dolphins stoned lol

[@gopalsingh-yh2jn]

*I fear obsession of Ozzy man with fishes... Australia might have a new breed of animal..The "Ozztopus"..😂😂😂*

[@flowerfrost447]

“Here’s a seagull” I WHEEZED-

[@FunTimeXoX]

It's Fish Shaming 😂😂😂

[@StandWithRussia]

204 thumbs down are the vegans who think that dolphin is a sick mother fucker for eating animals instead of tofu.

[@maxdowney4203]

Dodging your girlfriend’s texts be like

[@lorangaross6337]

Дельфин по уму и повадкам это таже самая собака. Вернувшаяся обратно в воду.

[@anandvidekar1325]

0:42 Me when I see my life's responsibilities.

[@ReeN1995]

Ozzy saying "Oh Scheiße!" caught me off guard lmao

[@rodin0100]

All of ur videos are amazingly funny Lol someone commented on this comment, people with a job or a girlfriend don't care about being first. I commented this 15 minutes after the video got released.

[@victornderu143]

The fact that somebody stood there and recorded the whole thing!! Just WOW!!

[@danseb43]

Having a beer at a pub and got an Ozzy Man noty from the youtubes. The day couldn't get better!

[@MrxDerpReal]

"you don't need to get a photo with it like a human!" Yeah dolphin don't stoop so low

[@oraseus90]

Be like that dolphin and no matter how many 360 life pull on you keep Goin eventually you ll get tbe fishy

[@scottcoon9118]

SADIST is PAIN....MASOCHISTS LOVE PAIN...GDAY MATE

[@Alainzzz]

There are so many fishes but he choosed the one with the 200IQ

[@xMonst3rG4mmax]

It needed a challenge.

[@haikalkal6787]

Happy ending was such *BULLSHET*

[@SuperBos5]

Press R1 to spinny 360 trick

[@lusofton1175]

Fish: spam clicks button

[@koalagaroo9513]

If u wanna see more like this, should be come to royal ozzy. 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

[@jarviskye6699]

0:18 a stingray cruises by thinking glad he ain’t no fish

[@GrilledCheesemmmm]

Dolphin parading around proudly with his kill...must be Republican aye?

[@Welshman2008]

The Ray got out of town

[@CbrF4i600cc]

Dolphin considered it for a second

[@MrLeeVJ]

돌고래의 집념이 대단해요! 💕👍 The dolphin's tenacity is great! 💕👍

[@edvinch]

oof

[@rodin0100]

Ur first

[@aloksinghchauhan1865]

Although fish got caught at the end but still showed better maneuring than F16 showed lately 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

SADISTIC: Likes inflicting pain. MASOCHISTIC: Like receiving pain.

[@harikishore2514]

It's fish shaming!! didn't your mom taught not to play with your food?

[@alt4235]

Here’s a maths equation for ya, if dolphin=pewdiepie then what does fish equal? Oh yeah and by the way congrats on 3 mil ozzy, don’t know when ya hit it but looks like you have, keep up the bloody great content 👏

[@kingswgn7304]

Just came from ghost and automatically subbed because I am an Aussie and I have to support another Aussie

[@doanutTHEnut]

😂😂best documentary commentary ever👌

[@camdou1943]

Slippery barsted

[@SumitShrivastava17]

You said 360 so much, it's #5 Trending on Gaming here.

[@xspawn3215]

dude are you the one talking on that video? if you made more of them please give me links ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[@victormontano7148]

Oh shiBE!!!, or SHIZA!!!, I say that word all the time instead of saying the English word for it, shit!!!.

[@traciemarrier9769]

I'm parading that fish around and tormenting it after a chase like that. Make me look silly , and have a crazy Ausi commenting. Wow I hope that dolphin tracks him down and gives him a toss.

[@nathaniel_1152]

That fish must have seen No0b3's 360 tutorials

[@theotherside931]

*Respect to the fish for giving it it's best and displaying so much skills.* *Respect to the dolphin for learning the fish's 360 move and adapting to it.* *The dolphin left the other fishes and focused on that one guy. It was all about revenge.*

[@syednoorerasul]

Dude you are Perfect. Oh shit wrong channel... Well, relevant anyways

[@99Prisonmike]

please review "4 midgets relay race a camel" this video needs your voice ozzyman!!

[@the6ig6adwolf]

I'm gonna slam on the brakes and he'll fly right by.

[@yeahtrustmeimnotgonnatelly2101]

Swimming upside down is awesome my gold fish has been doing it for weeks EDIT: its turning black too i think i found a new species

[@letshaveya]

If the fish had more brain power after doing the first 360 it wouldnt have swam straight past the dolphin again. Lesson here is dont be a fish, be a dolphin. Let me prempt the dolphin is a fish replies.

[@cub1ko]

You don't need to take a photo with it like a human! HAHAHA FAK!

[@yrv980]

Who else thought the fish was going to get away?

[@drkushajagadeesh6347]

After a while, it became personal. That dolphin ignored those other fishies and went after that one with murder in its eyes!

[@Palerax]

You can't keep doing the same trick, Fish even 360'ed the same way every time. Destination Digestion was inevitable.

[@darius2640]

why is the water so shallow? are they on the beach? are there kids building sand castles two steps away from this action?

[@Brando64]

"So long and thanks for all the fish" eh, Ozzy?

[@tregoboing]

'Flipper and some spinny shit' to paraphrase Ozzy Man.

[@estebanalejandrosantosmora5466]

Dolphin: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA Fish does 360 turn Jotaro, I mean Dolphin: NANI!!!!

[@freak_like_me1158]

so nice to turn a language into a tool and make sentences sound and equalily be so silly that they are allready funny!

[@vaibhavshankar6863]

Destination digestion? Thats new 🤣

[@DrewWillcock]

Hilariously funny as ever..... But i spat my drink everywhere at the phrase... "Destination Digestion!!""