Ozzy Man Reviews: Expectations vs Reality #2

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SOURCES:
1. Table Breaker Submitted by Khairul, Cheers Khairul
2. Blindfolded Basketball Submitted by Jasper, Thanks Jasper
3. Basketball Fail (Newsflare) tinyurl.com/3p6scxru
4. Kiteboarding Wins (@PaulaNovotna IG: tinyurl.com/jksn272c)
5. Kiteboarding Wedgie (Stewart Sykes) tinyurl.com/rmv954hu
6. Stylish Shoe-Lace (Jukin Media) tinyurl.com/wf74jrdw
7. Hot Shoelace (Jukin Media) tinyurl.com/h9m8rb94
8. Ladder with Abs (Jukin Media) tinyurl.com/tndxryw
9. Ladder Donk Submitted by Daniel, Cheers Daniel
10. Cool Ziplining (ViralHog) tinyurl.com/857r5u8f
11. Waterpark Zipline submitted by Armand, Thanks Armand!
12. Leaning Tower Breakdancing submitted by Geoff, Cheers Geoff
13. Breakdance Catastrophe (Jukin Media) tinyurl.com/32cm5usr
14. Golfing Trick Shot submitted by Kev, Thanks Kev!
15. Golfing on Ice (ViralHog) tinyurl.com/ufx2frf4
16. Cool Escalator Travel (Jukin Media) tinyurl.com/yfmzemrh
17. Drunk Escalator Guy (Newsflare) tinyurl.com/2kxaazbv
Music via Audio Network
Cheers,
Ozzy Man

[@ozzymanreviews]

Send ya videos in to me! ozzyman.com/submit Oi yeah nah yeah hope you’re having a great day ya legends! 🍻🍻❤️

[@alfredthegreat9543]

How's Yanet Garcia? About time for some more "Scorchio" methinks 😁. Cracking job by the way....I mean what you are doing, not the gap in her butt 👍

[@JoeBeanBob]

🍺🍺❤

[@TheDepressedMemeCat]

@@alfredthegreat9543 wtf? you made a joke go really awkward

[@overthenever4262]

🤘

[@alfredthegreat9543]

@@TheDepressedMemeCat You think that's awkward??? 🤔

[@eatyourduck3352]

"He is a renewable source of clean energy" 🤣

[@ausjay5574]

Hahahaha

[@thebrowns5337]

Those beans he eats as an energy source have to come back out somehow, and I doub't we'd consider it clean!

[@robert17282]

The man on the escalator was his side kick powering the rest of Europe

[@SSingh-mr9yt]

U forgot to mention “all of the greenhouse gases” guy😂

[@BlackSuitSpideyy]

"And this other guy is like... ALL of the greenhouse gases"

[@bag3lmonst3r72]

For real though, that ladder trick is insane. Dude's got core strength

[@taishibikiqe8796]

Bruh .. how do I even get that

[@shortfattoad7317]

@@taishibikiqe8796 By NOT sitting on your arse behind a screen all day.... Bruh!

[@ashblythe9598]

@@shortfattoad7317 i can do that by sitting infront of a screen whole day, just sayin

[@shortfattoad7317]

@@ashblythe9598 Of course you can Batman, you can do and be anything you want to in your metaverse...

[@shortfattoad7317]

@@ashblythe9598 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say English is not your mother-tongue.... Or you are hitting the crack pipe too early.

[@soulalchemist387]

When you feel like a rich tourist that can go wherever,but the only place not fully booked is destination F

[@jakemoeller7850]

Destination F is right around the corner...no need to book a trip.

[@seanb8172]

Now I'm imagining a power plant powered entirely with hundreds of perpetually spinning breakdancers 😂

[@StephBer1]

We can make it work. We have the power.

[@martina2659]

Someones definitely gonna pitch this on sharktank now

[@annalieff-saxby568]

Franchise: Fit shops up with stationary bikes, and link them to chargeable batteries. Offer cheap membership and *free* exercise sessions to members. Sell the electricity generated by their pedaling to the grid (as one does with solar). If anyone wants to do the sums, and try to make it work, you're welcome to the idea.

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

🤣😂

[@sakurakhadag]

Matrix: The Dance

[@BobbySacamano]

Holy shit I laughed way harder at referring to the Leaning Tower of Pisa as simply a "decrepit building" than I ever would have expected.

[@lallegromietitore]

Obviously, he’s from Livorno

[@Wintermist-SWE]

Me too lol

[@chuckthebull]

yeah but the kicker to me was after that "One guys the renewable energy and the other guys all the green house gas's"..... i spit my tea out laughing..

[@hotdamndan9892]

That drunk bloke trying to get up on a escalator... That's pretty much everyone's mood these past 17 months.

[@MoonKnightH8]

Fax

[@Simpleburger1968]

perhaps he wanted to do a step machine workout but couldn't get to the gym.....

[@donavandonavan4849]

Playing golf on a frozen lake has to be the smartest thing ever

[@aircastles1013]

Thank God someone thought so, because that was the funniest one for sure! Oh how I love seeing people fall through ice into freezing water 😂😂😂

[@PAuguste16]

@@aircastles1013 i always wondered how ppl got out when that happens surely if you try to grab the edge of the hole it might break and you'd fall back in. is it a perpetual cycle of grabbing onto the edge of the hole and it breaking all the way to the coast

[@DaveCM]

Maybe alcohol was involved? I was at a customer from the northern mid-west. It was early winter. The engineer I was working with got a call. His retired dad and friends were day drinking and they decided to take the fishing shack out onto the lake. His mom tried to tell his dad it hasn't been approved yet and to not do it. His drunk dad and drunk friends did it anyway. They got out about 100 feet and fell through the ice. Fortunately, only the nose of the truck went through and they got out safely.

[@MrGenexxx]

@@PAuguste16 You have to fart your way out. Like a motorboat.

[@ataraxia4526]

@@PAuguste16 Usually people don't get out when that happens...

[@vinayakshirodkar9211]

"This guy is like all of the greenhouse gases" HAHAHA EPIC!!

[@dmitrytsyplyakov3929]

That poor Russian boy must have broken his computer and/or monitor... :) What a pity!

[@sanjidparvez]

"He's gonna be on an operating table, having his undies surgically removed!" 😂😂

[@Tjalve70]

I was expecting him to say that he was going to have his undies surgically removed from the back of his throat.

[@sumwonpharted8402]

"you got wet sand and jagged sea shells up your crack" lmao

[@Daniel-Weaver]

"An escalator can never fail,it just becomes a set of stairs" RIP Mitch Hedberg.

[@DeathWithinTenSteps]

i miss that dude. in his honor i always carry a lime for personal safety reasons.

[@Daniel-Weaver]

@@DeathWithinTenSteps Do you want an apple?

[@lonewretch]

i saw a wino eating a bag of grapes.. i said "Dude... you have to wait."

[@mikebishop931]

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too"

[@buffalobarrett]

Escalator, temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience!

[@ComicalRealm]

"Reality is often disappointing" -Thanos

[@MrPhilVZ]

"Reality is often disappointing" - Theranos

[@saurabhmahuli4134]

Optimistic Expectation followed by CRUSHING reality🤣🤣🤣 OzzyMan you legend

[@akaiseigo5664]

Copyright that quote and print it in a tshirt or a mug or something.

[@herculesbrofister265]

That's basically my dad's life

[@morebasheder]

I remember myself and two friends being dragged about ¼ of a mile down a beach by a kite surf once before we realised we were just gonna have to let it go and hope for the best. We looked like we'd been dug up out of the sand. Fun times 😂

[@Thoughtsbyme-ts4jz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you saved yourselves

[@stefanmuntean5289]

Question is...did you get a wedgy???

[@MJMucha]

I love your optimism! “We’re all this drunk bloke at the end.” “You’ll get there… we’ll all get there”. Fuck yeah, Ozzyman, Fuck yeah!

[@milomateer6565]

Bruh that ladder fail got me so good. The sound it made, oh must’ve been so painful 😂

[@richardjones2455]

I think the guy on the escalator was a metaphor for life in 2020.

[@stanleymyrick4068]

@@isaT Naw, the media doesn't report how bad it is in 2021, so it must be better.

[@Imlaor25]

“Dollaridoos” So the Simpsons were right? That is the what the Australian currency is called.

[@mikkisherlock]

There’s a petition for the government to change the offical currency to dollarydoos.

[@shoechew]

@@mikkisherlock As there should be.

[@greglinski2208]

When my son was about 11 years old he entered a Jaycee Relay Race. He’d never ran track before and didn’t know everybody wore shorts. He came in jeans, to everyone’s amusement. He ran the last leg for his team - and came away the fastest runner of the day, and made up considerable distance to win. This video made me think of that day. How I wish I had been able to see it, instead of only hear and read about it. I was a single mom and had to work. My son was an amazing athlete. ❤️

[@stuartjohnson3397]

The Kiteboarding segment is 100% accurate 🤣

[@abhishekranjan348]

But why is walking on an escalator in opposite direction considered stupid and running on a treadmill considered exercise.

[@NickRoman]

The escalator is a better workout and it's free. Of course, you have to get yourself to the mall to use it.

[@PinataOblongata]

Context and intention. Probably also post-workout nutrition.

[@johan.ohgren]

Because the escalator is supposed to take you somewhere?

[@bag3lmonst3r72]

When you're on a treadmill you're not getting in other people's way like a fucktwat. There's your difference.

[@notahotshot]

@@bag3lmonst3r72, yeah that guy was clearly holding up all of that escalator traffic. Did you see the crowds of people stuck behind him? What a ridiculous twat.

[@healing_at_home]

Life has been dragging me along like that poor kite boarding soul just trying to live his best fair dinkum life. All I could think was I feel you buddy, I feel you!! Lol 🤣

[@vict0r90]

I lol'd at the "debilitating wedgie". Thanks Ozzy Man

[@jamesscott9081]

"You always do this, Ya spend thousands of dollarie-doo's on a new hobby..." Sounds all too familiar for me.

[@MrCarnutbill67]

Glad I’m not the only one who lives in “reality” for perpetuity. I’ve set my boots on fire once or twice. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ And my hair. And my garage. And my truck.

[@mattgadomski5849]

Bluff

[@whyamimrsparkleitsmyporkpi6423]

The guy desperately trying to learn to kiteboard in the mud is me trying to impress the kite boarding goddess after seeing her video.

[@jk3dad]

Instead he ended up with a mud enema !

[@gerardroll6468]

The guy with the atomic wedgie being dragged through the mud would just about need the jaws of life to retrieve his Speedos 😂😂😂. A definite visit to DESTINATION F**KED is on the cards for him 👍😄

[@davidlazarus67]

Especially if he keeps trying.

[@unfluffydave8798]

Does he go to destination fucked or is it his undies going?

[@johnedwards1685]

What’s missing is the visit to his local fire station to have six pounds of sand hosed out of his fundament.

[@varunvarma8183]

The guy at the freezing pond 🤣😆

[@ramwoodburns2225]

This hits home a bit last video I dislocated my collar bone. Made skateboard art and forgot to warm up. Figured what's the worst that can happen when you rush yourself. Reality lol.

[@rosalyncox8756]

You are one of the few naturally tallented funny people. Thank you for making me laugh ozzy man 😆.

[@chrisalvarez3393]

"Defying gravity is a piece of piss!". What a hilariously great line!

[@DaveCM]

Why did I feel comforted when Ozzy man said, "...he'd get there. He'd get there"? I was relating to the guy and then when Ozzy Man said that, it gave me hope that I can get there too. Thank you Ozzy Man.

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

❤️

[@erickruckenberg8716]

“She gives common people hope. I take umbridge with that.” Me::: Indeed

[@portecrayon4083]

Nothing like an ozzy man video to start the day.

[@toigatuning120]

I was just thinking of how much the great Ozzy Man has improved me life. Bamn 97 x the future of rock and roll.

[@nzpatriot2009]

🤣🤣🤣 The parasailing!!! I’m dying here! 🤣🤣🤣

[@malcolmguy3438]

2. Blindfolded Basketball Submitted by Jasper, Thanks Jasper.... Amazing, I just graduated yr 12 at Katanning Senior High School WA and watching this video, I see our high school gym, the exact one I played basketball in. Great commentary Ozzy Man. It makes this video 10 times funnier when you know the person who's in the video

[@bbrittt7856]

Hope you start doing longer videos. Can’t get enough!

[@JNL37Dyxce5]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYO4e3xog7B5ers Bird Bath

[@Dzeroed]

3:02 Anyone notice the rolled up note and the pile of suspicious white "dust" that fell off there along with the money? Look closely at and around the speaker, no wonder he just sat with his head in his hands 🤣🤣🤣

[@Coops1985]

the zipline one reminds me of the one time i went bungee-trampolining, it was chafing quite a bit so i decided to take a break. except the whole point is the momentum going up and down on the trampoline. meaning i got stuck in the middle, just hanging there, and they had to let me down...

[@anonfinally1692]

Expectation: Boring weekend Reality: New Ozzyman video

[@Emma-xd5fs]

'Who's there to pick it Steve?? Me!' 🤣🤣🤣

[@titusdaniel]

"from one average bastard to me fan base of average bastards..." perfect line. so true

[@zeenbean2135]

Omg that Zipline video was in SunCity! Love that there are South African videos on here.

[@brooksmiller5597]

Love the expectations vs reality videos!

[@chuckwagon7354]

Most of the time I'm not watching, I'm just listening to the fair dinkum hilarious commentary!

[@arthurdrolet3693]

I heard and understood the "Kite Boarding" bit, it was legendary commentary! I got a nosebleed from laughing so much on this post. You are something else beyond amazing

[@benji.B-side]

What a great selection of videos!! Loved it!

[@myczxr]

"surgically removed undies" now, that i want to see

[@Nerius.m]

Thats just creepy

[@oqibidipo]

That will likely become yet another "expectations vs. reality" thing.

[@Crumpet71]

"He'll get there!" I'm dying. 😆

[@thedorito5434]

Newcomers expect this to be a reveiw. Reality, it's so much more.

[@azizshuvobd]

"Walking in the wrong direction.. He'll get there in the end..He'll get there" Deep!!!

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

2:24 You're absolutely correct, Ozzy! That is us.😂 Thank you for making me feel better today... I truly needed it. ❤️

[@juhosten3463]

that "clonk" from the ladder guy was a legendary sound.

[@sachad964]

walking up escalators when intoxicated is a good way to burn of some alcohol

[@ericmaurer8028]

Loooovvved that one! Exactly what I needed after a long Uni semester! Bravo!!!

[@r.awilliams9815]

As a fellow who has done a fair share of welding, being on fire is not uncommon. That guy won't wear synthetic laces again.

[@oingpla]

3:00 'All of the greenhouse gasses' 😂 ✌🏼🌍

[@cmachinist]

A year later and we still don't know if that guy on the escalator ever got there.

[@owllawaaa912]

I honestly love your videos, keep up the great work, Cheers!🍺🍺

[@Suzuki_B-King_Hooligan]

What the actual hell are people doing on a channel, if they are just going to give a dislike? Its not an airport, no need to announce your departure.

[@franciscooctavius5957]

“A wounded mud crab”. 😂😂😂😂😂 Ozzy That ladder fail “thud” is simply an incredibly hilarious sound.

[@gregbowen617]

I’m crying because I’m laughing so hard… the guy with the wedgie in the mud broke me up….

[@versuhtile4498]

“Meanwhile this guy is like all of the greenhouse gases” damn never felt so relatable

[@TheDepressedMemeCat]

3:34 when you need to get those 10k steps but you're too poor for a treadmill

[@bradleylefika9209]

That lady stuck on a Zipline situation looks like it's Sun City 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@madderthanever]

1:51 honest question: how/when does anyone become aware that they can pull this kind of stuff up? That's some Cirque du Soleil ish... did this guy just woke up, one day, and said to himself: "'Know what? I can definitely get up on a ladder only on its two legs, and make it do a spin while climbing it... and I'm sure I can also play hacky while I'm on top of it!?"

[@temperoaveludado3416]

Have a good day from Portugal.! You already make my day start with a laugh! Cheers!

[@sdb8478]

Eternally grateful to the guy who uploaded the ladder trick fail.

[@alexmousley7213]

Awesome commentary and video choices as ever, like a billabong in an arid bed of youtube desert.

[@jonzumaki]

1:28 "1000s of dollarydoos" 😄 🤣 😂

[@Bee-wk9ep]

To be referred to as ‘ all of the greenhouse gasses’ 🤣😂 legend ❤️

[@DaxXx988]

What a story development with the kitesurfing wedgie dude, cracked me up 😅

[@brianthaxton229]

Everyone in my house just looks at me like fool when i watch your videos.....they just can't understand what i could be watching that makes laugh until I have tears running down me face!

[@Mimsyborogove923]

"Look at this cheeky Adonis" 🤣

[@seanwebber7289]

Thanks for adding 'umbrage' to my vocabulary! 😆

[@Archon_UA]

When common sense takes a break. Painful to watch, but still it is a good reminder to stay grounded to reality.

[@lastnamefirstname7652]

more great work for the ozzy man, thank you.

[@Afro408]

One of your funniest! 🤣🤣🤣 The sand up ya crack took me back to my teen years skimboarding. 😅😅😂

[@TauriusDembickis]

The lagend says, the escalator guy is still walking on these steps

[@samday6621]

Part of me says dont click on “fail clips” cause I dont need that in my head when I’m havin a go. But after I’ve had a go, I need a fail clip to say “It’s ok, ya not the only one!”

[@eversolt22]

This one is one of the best!

[@crimsonraen]

LMAO! I think the person on the ice was my favorite. SO funny, so ridiculous!

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

That hard cut at 2:59 was priceless.

[@EnchayreX]

Legend has it that the guy climbing the stairs is still at it

[@chuckthebull]

One guys the renewable energy and the other guys all the green house gas's..... i spit my tea out laughing..

[@just.thoseguys]

2:08 I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rookie_Rockounding]

Philosophical Ozzy man. I freakin love it.

[@LeMeatPopsicle]

Pure Gold, as always! Cheers m8 \m/

[@erichorrobin431]

Gotta Love the Ozzyman.!

[@robot_spider]

1:10 It costs extra to get the kite and handle with a de-power function, but you should ALWAYS spring for it. The difference between surfing another day and losing your entire kite.

[@funkyduck4743]

The wedgie killed me :'D

[@theldraspneumonoultramicro405]

escalator from hell: it adjusts its speed and direction in accordans to yours to ensure you are permanently stuck in the middle.

[@PrydeWater901]

Oh, the sound of the ladder’s revenge!!!🤣😂😅

[@bbrittt7856]

Love you when I get surprised with a post!

[@markshikomba6182]

"while this guy is like all the greenhouse gases"😅

[@fnuppyfnup]

'A debilitating wedgy ' 🤣🤣🤣

[@martindobson5739]

Crying at that! Thanks ozzy man. from Bulgaria!

[@TallSilentGuy]

0:18 Two words: Magician's blindfold!