The way the person runs away after giving the pizza to the chimp is hilarious. He knows it could have gone very badly lol
@aidansharples77513 жыл бұрын
No one messes with Joe Rogan.
@patrickbarry80473 жыл бұрын
No one messes with chimp rogen
@kiddalingur3 жыл бұрын
i know that no one asked but the Baby shark got away from that barracuda
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@pacjohn3 жыл бұрын
I would've asked the chump to give me knuckles
@Thetruecomment1003 жыл бұрын
Call me crazy, but I think that definitely wasn't her brother. What kind of a sister buys her brother a next Gen console???
@Dargoneth3 жыл бұрын
Right? I called fake from that moment on, no matter what insignificant things happened afterwards.
@basquat763 жыл бұрын
The kind of sister who has an intimate relationship with her brother, that's who.
@MADDOXXXbr3 жыл бұрын
exactly
@gg.youlubeatube62493 жыл бұрын
@@basquat76 lol
@willbee79253 жыл бұрын
She wanted some sweet brotherly love so she spent the cash to sweeten him up?
@ayanmukherjee29463 жыл бұрын
The Lannisters love their consoles.
@orfficialsam41493 жыл бұрын
That was a good one
@hellofrend3 жыл бұрын
Good one 😖🤣😂
@xsystem13 жыл бұрын
1 month ago? this should be a thousand likes in just days
@cleavonmirandasings3 жыл бұрын
yes...yes they do lol
@Driulinkin3 жыл бұрын
Pornhub wants to know your location
@magicalminty62033 жыл бұрын
1:49 I love that bouquet toss. She's going to be divorced and remarried before any of her friends get married. That's priceless.
@k-leb46713 жыл бұрын
I'd believe it.
@therealslimshady36623 жыл бұрын
oof
@Zerg4353 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what everybody does?
@richgerow34722 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the friends are the lucky ones.
@tyrranicalt-rad61643 жыл бұрын
Ozzyman has a future in gymnastics commentary.
@J.J.J.J.J.J.J3 жыл бұрын
more like a past and present
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@smith53123 жыл бұрын
I’d like him be on the Chanel 7 commentary team !
@alexn57433 жыл бұрын
Can we get him to cover the Olympics for real?
@j.seagle68673 жыл бұрын
agreed. knows how to call em so drunk people know.🤣🤣
@NoJusticeNoPeace3 жыл бұрын
"I got stuck under the desk trying to install your PS5, step-bro."
@somebodyekkee3 жыл бұрын
Underrated.
@apoorrvs3 жыл бұрын
"okay ill just cut the cloth.. woops it just slipped in"
@Randomness783 жыл бұрын
how bizarre
@spis_dritt3 жыл бұрын
What is up with all the incest porn?
@stonksrgud76453 жыл бұрын
@@spis_dritt its not incest with a step_family thats the point
@devantejones14173 жыл бұрын
The ostrich was genuinely offended
@nicocrestmere96883 жыл бұрын
What makes it hilarious is ostriches probably don't have a word or a higher concept for "offended" . All he knew was he felt some kinda way and did not like it.
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@stungun30093 жыл бұрын
@@StupiderWithAB I dont like almost funny vidoes 😂😂😂
@zoeinkerman9693 жыл бұрын
@@StupiderWithAB stop with the self promo dude... I've seen you reply to a bunch of comments plugging yourself ... Just stop
@adipradanat.r.87703 жыл бұрын
The ostrich mumbling in disbelief and questioning humanity
@iOrdinary133 жыл бұрын
"You're the best big brother.. I could've ever asked for"
@jacklainton60753 жыл бұрын
Heard the voice when i read this
@allaneagleson18813 жыл бұрын
Did you see his @? Momclapper
@jackd15823 жыл бұрын
@@jacklainton6075 ajieo
@GiantBunnyUK3 жыл бұрын
Looooooooooooooool
@lazytymez3 жыл бұрын
@@allaneagleson1881 nope but I wanna watch it
@terrenceappleby93153 жыл бұрын
That last clip was definitely “Destination f**ked.”
@missfriscowin36063 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there 😁👉
@ValeriePallaoro3 жыл бұрын
When you're clearly on the wrong channel ...
@peteypablo133 жыл бұрын
Nah, that’s just Alabama. Don’t call it the Deep South for nothing🤣
@xsystem13 жыл бұрын
literally
@cleavonmirandasings3 жыл бұрын
looooool
@dadylank17743 жыл бұрын
Man: give's ostrich middle finger. Ostrich: "and i took that personally".
@dametocosita49943 жыл бұрын
The news is that ostrich is planning a revenge attack and training under John Wick.
@a.l70253 жыл бұрын
you don't just flip the bird and get off that easy.
@michaelwesten17643 жыл бұрын
haha :) I think it was the vibe, like horses/animals can sense. If you're calm on a horse, project where you want to go/what you want to do with little slight reign pulls, it follows/knows. If you're freaking out on a horse on the inside, in constant panic/anxiety, it knows that too. :)
@k2singh8773 жыл бұрын
"Rolls Royce hood ornament" Ozzy Man's imagination is on next level.
@Thetruthiscosmic3 жыл бұрын
"Gentle beam fondle" 😂
@markhudson83773 жыл бұрын
@@Thetruthiscosmic I thought he said Bean fondle
@samuraix97293 жыл бұрын
the spirit of ecstasy...
@jamifitz3 жыл бұрын
I loved his descriptions of the poses !!! We all know what he means too lol ... The ostrich getting flipped the bird was hilarious too
@JJ-0063 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@esinohio3 жыл бұрын
In a perfect world, the Olympic committee would hire this man to do the Gymnastics commentary.
@markp66213 жыл бұрын
Well... In 2000 Roy and HG did gymnastics commentary at the Sydney Olympics. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIjbkoeOpstra7s
@Gerry_Ouma3 жыл бұрын
0:24 "The situation has been diffused by flipping the bird." Brilliant pun.
@mrhaz89393 жыл бұрын
“Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman” killed me
@Thetruthiscosmic3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that 🤣
@blackRXrider3 жыл бұрын
I'm obviously a DC/WB shill, because I didn't have a problem with the movie. Avengers end game had more plot holes than Swiss cheese. But fanboys still jizzed over that movie.
@DajuSar3 жыл бұрын
@@blackRXrider You don't see nothing wrong about the guy being abused by WonderWoman all along? Ok
@lepari99863 жыл бұрын
@@blackRXrider fan boys will defend the worst shit there is. Wonder woman is shit, but so was Endgame
@deepdive13383 жыл бұрын
@@lepari9986 dude it would be very hard to put any solid argument that endgame is a bad movie. Sure it might have some plot holes but it makes up for it in many other ways. Wonder woman 1984 was just dumb plot that's all there's too it. Hell I didn't even mind the cgi or anything, it just made no sense and it amazes me that someone reviewing a billion dollar franchise would let that script pass
@hellzila3 жыл бұрын
the situation has been diffused by "flipping the bird" I see what you did there ozzy
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZbin. I already make a lot of money on KZbin. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, svana
@jdwoods57903 жыл бұрын
AxxL look bud, KZbin might or might not work out for you so I have to encourage you got go to school okay?
@ryanke18213 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku sure bud go for it but dont drop out of school....its not about what you learn..its about human interactions and much more trust me on this one
@TheMrvidfreak3 жыл бұрын
You should know Axxl spams every comment section with this and other stuff and be lucky to not have seen some of the nonsense.
@ryanke18213 жыл бұрын
@@TheMrvidfreak aight we roastin axxl for self advertising im down....dont chase ur dreams bro just brush ur teeth and go to school like a good bot
@giantfisher3 жыл бұрын
The commentary on the gymnast was insane! I've gotten used to "spreddy" and "spreddy to the Gods" (usually when his review is about a stripper or pole dancer) but he threw in "a Rolls Royce hood ornament" and "a fancy flight attendant"... I am dying laughing, no exaggeration. THANK YOU OZZY!!!
@zSamuellz3 жыл бұрын
Ozzyman has outdone himself on this one 😂 “Hadouken does a Rolls Royce hood ornament in to a fancy flight attendant” unreal 😂👍
@gabriels3353 жыл бұрын
I know, it had me pausing in amazement.
@anti-ethniccleansing4653 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen a flight attendant do any sort of move like that though… I guess that specific joke in over my head... : /
@edsonacarapi69323 жыл бұрын
Bean fondle got me🤣🤣🤣
@PowerEd83 жыл бұрын
its called Spirit of Ecstasy lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Sculpture by Charles Robinson Sykes
@ChrisAndCats2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering when the cougar would appear...
@thejmelus3 жыл бұрын
"... Into a Rolls Royce hood ornament and a fancy flight attendant." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@visheshl3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@heathb43193 жыл бұрын
He is a lyrical genius...he should do a rap song. Ha
@chris41813 жыл бұрын
only us aussies could say that and get away with it
@Alex_Eder3 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
@Admm7443 жыл бұрын
I need a fire truck, an ambulance and the police after watching that
@Karma-qt4ji3 жыл бұрын
@@Admm744 I need a sister....
@SF-li9kh3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much proves why Clarkson said USA is a land of incest
@Jundas3 жыл бұрын
@@Karma-qt4ji I have one, how much you offering?
@KingDomsKingdom853 жыл бұрын
They had me in the 2nd half lol
@gkm29283 жыл бұрын
Turns out the last two where conceived when their mother gifted a PlayStation 1 to their uncle. Everything comes full circle
@diesel_dawg3 жыл бұрын
"Everything comes full circle" Just like their family tree!
@ahshitherewegoagain86953 жыл бұрын
@@diesel_dawg nah their family tree is a ladder
@JoeBleasdaleReal3 жыл бұрын
“Into a Rolls-Royce hood ornament, and a fancy flight attendant” 😂😂😂
@LindaC6163 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean, it's Nastia "Hadouken", did we expect less? 😁
@titusdaniel3 жыл бұрын
Yeah fancy flight attendant was my favorite
@kristofferfalk53393 жыл бұрын
The last part could be the intro of a Brazzers movie....
@theriddler36373 жыл бұрын
More like Family Pies...
@jackiechan7153 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it is, gods damn.
@gamegod68593 жыл бұрын
"step bro fucks sis after persona 5 surprise"
@warrior_singh1113 жыл бұрын
Step bro....???
@kaelthunderhoof56193 жыл бұрын
The woman took "in sickness and health" too seriously.
@MrTwotimess3 жыл бұрын
The sweet sentimental drivel must have been too much to witness.
@lukekellerman38303 жыл бұрын
Nah, she barfed because of the totally disgusting stuff they were saying in the wedding vows.
@EikottXD3 жыл бұрын
🏆
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
If you wanna se something that is almost funny maybe you should see my channel. Give it a chance. 🤔🤔🤔
@Antifrost3 жыл бұрын
Given that the last clip was from TikTok, I'm pretty sure they're a regular couple who figured out that controversy sells better than their regular boring lives :v
@Diamondusa73 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@Dargoneth3 жыл бұрын
Its a hotel room. Of course they are a couple
@ElvisPriceless3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought
@user-ff6oe2uv5n3 жыл бұрын
I like this comment
@Praise___YaH3 жыл бұрын
Here is the Original Semitic Text. Take One Minute and READ This YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@asherujudo73833 жыл бұрын
That chick's going to get divorced and remarried. The bouquet is telling her to try again.
@nitehawk92703 жыл бұрын
Well if the bouquet is so magic it should have helped her before spending 30,000 dollars and pretending to like in in-laws for years.
@MesaperProductions3 жыл бұрын
Kinda what I was thinking, too.
@YUNUS.E.G3 жыл бұрын
@@nitehawk9270 maybe she are rich and can married many times.
@nitehawk92703 жыл бұрын
@@YUNUS.E.G Used goods are always cheaper then new.
@YUNUS.E.G3 жыл бұрын
@@nitehawk9270 i don't think rich people look after used goods.
@frankthespank3 жыл бұрын
The ostrich was all: “Well then. Maybe we’ll continue this conversation when you’ve matured a bit young man.”
@lonewretch3 жыл бұрын
I legit thought it was gonna eat that finger... but it decided "Meh, tastes like chicken..."
@YeeSoest3 жыл бұрын
... "Nigel, can you believe this little twat?" "Ghastly. Inconceivable."
@CaptainAMAZINGGG3 жыл бұрын
@@YeeSoest "I am both shocked, and appalled"
@jakeabbatacola50923 жыл бұрын
Ozzy Man needs to edit his video and include that in there
@PapaMojo753 жыл бұрын
He hurt that bird's feelings for sure
@danieldmello72943 жыл бұрын
Me: Wow what a wholesome moment Me a few seconds later: Sweet Home Alabama 🤠
@cocokai96613 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Alabama.
@RafaelW83 жыл бұрын
BRO I'M COMIN HOME TO YOUUUU
@Hessed37123 жыл бұрын
Daniel Dmello 🤣🤣🤣
@cocokai96613 жыл бұрын
@Tanaka Makondesa Ah, you missed the correction. Bigotry isn't funny.
@danieldmello72943 жыл бұрын
@@cocokai9661 you must be fun at parties
@deanburrell88893 жыл бұрын
I bet their sister/mum and brother/dad is really proud of the kindness she showed her brother/uncle with the ps5
@MrJx40002 жыл бұрын
Imagine what she does off camera ;-)
@indianapoliswingchun3 жыл бұрын
"The second coming of Christ" was actually sprinting towards the Finnish line.
@MaftaYeahYeah3 жыл бұрын
The capitalization tells me this is a world class pun, rather than your common or garden variety misspelling. Either way, have a like.
@baoboumusic3 жыл бұрын
Ice sea what you did there!
@theotherside9313 жыл бұрын
*Great pun.*
@ogrehaslayers6053 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing3 жыл бұрын
There's Norway he finished without slipping
@TampaTec3 жыл бұрын
Not sure what's more shocking monkey paying for pizza 🍕 or brother sister crap, pretty sure that's not his real sister.
@handler88383 жыл бұрын
Did TikTok logo gave it away?
@stewartgach21823 жыл бұрын
This new generation is fucked too much incest
@Rattus-Norvegicus3 жыл бұрын
@@stewartgach2182 Yeah because incest never happened in the past...🙄
@dismaldice30453 жыл бұрын
@@stewartgach2182 Well some people do it more than others
@stewartgach21823 жыл бұрын
@@dismaldice3045 🤣🤣🤣 u sound guilty!! Ite I was jus sayin
@stevebounds42853 жыл бұрын
I give mad respect to anyone that goes from a spready to a Rolls Royce Hood Ornament...
@wesleypeters41123 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@aleiferthenorthman79353 жыл бұрын
then to a flight attendant lmaooo
@cmeier3603 жыл бұрын
3:10 I was smiling at his excitement, I never became so emotionless so fast.
@rahulbaba4703 жыл бұрын
*Man* - Shows ostrich Middle finger *Ostrich* - Too far Human, Too far
@lonewretch3 жыл бұрын
Who needs crocodile dundee, when you've got the bird for the bird.
@witchking0083 жыл бұрын
I cant believe youve done this
@bd80263 жыл бұрын
He gave the bird, the fucking bird 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bd80263 жыл бұрын
Have you heard? Everybody’s talking about it. Well..... everybody’s heard about the bird!
@gatheringtub633 жыл бұрын
Imagine being that pizza delivery guy and trying to tell that story back at the pizza place
@qubonic3 жыл бұрын
They'll probably be like "Jeff lay off the coke man" lol
@LaughingSaint663 жыл бұрын
No one will believe him 😂
@spis_dritt3 жыл бұрын
I've delivered for Papa John's and Domino's and I've seen some weird shit. But never a chimp.
@r0cketplumber3 жыл бұрын
@@spis_dritt Baboon, I think.
@Hamburgers4Haiti3 жыл бұрын
I deliver pizza and I can tell you now, everybody smokes weed. However, if I came back to the store with that story.. mandatory drug test.
@timbridger46813 жыл бұрын
« Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman » - bruh
@cookingtime23583 жыл бұрын
Then the sister played with her brother's Joystick. Jamie & Cersei sent their regards.
@flyingdutch98183 жыл бұрын
‘Is he... looking for a coherent plot line for Wonder Woman?” Aren’t we all, mate...
@SerialChiller10003 жыл бұрын
WW84 is the biggest disappointment of the 2020 cinematic year. I really liked the first one and was looking forward to Kristen Wiig's performance as Barbara Ann Minerva. Patty Jenkins is a fine director but a right shitty screenwriter.
@tyronekhan8483 жыл бұрын
Worst movies why did they bother
@lifeloverNorris3 жыл бұрын
Should have added 1984 at the back. The first WW movie was actually pretty good. WW 1984 however is a disaster.
@chukwuemekaugonabo34243 жыл бұрын
@@SerialChiller1000, I thought we were very few who felt that way about WW84. I don't understand why they keep trying to spread some kind of belief and propaganda with movies these days, just follow the original plot. The movie was very anticlimactic for me. I was seriously disappointed. The first part was okay. I would never watch a DC movie in the cinemas again. I'd wait until it's very old and tired before I borrow from a friend. 🤣🤣🤣🐸
@gofukursef3 жыл бұрын
My suspicion is that, wonder woman sent her stunt double, wonderbro.
@roideguzman22933 жыл бұрын
"into a Rolls Royce hood ornament" " YOU DON'T UPLOAD THIS SHIT WHAT THE HELL " BRO I'M TELLIN YOU, OZZY MAN IS IN ANOTHER LEVEL OF COMMENTATING
@epicfail31673 жыл бұрын
0:25 "By flipping the bird" That is funny on many levels
@nathannate72643 жыл бұрын
That lighting fixture which rejected that bouquet was looking out for all the guys in the crowd. NOT TODAY!! hahahaha
@pruzman3 жыл бұрын
"In to a Rolls Royce hood ornament" not sure why that part got me 😂
@parthip80713 жыл бұрын
Man:-*shows middle finger* Ostrich:-Oi mate no need to be disrespectful.
@patrickbarry80473 жыл бұрын
Them pesky ostrich’s at least it’s not an emu as the emu would be out for a fair dinkum fight
@butlercorp3 жыл бұрын
Don’t mess with emus. In fact, they won the great emu war of 1932
@patrickbarry80473 жыл бұрын
@@butlercorp true very true
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@Thetruthiscosmic3 жыл бұрын
It's Ostriches. "Ostrich's" means something that belongs to an Ostrich.
@drunkcat17133 жыл бұрын
@@butlercorp true
@crankyhead10893 жыл бұрын
"What a lovely mountain, i wonder where it came from, Denmark?...." yeah we fucking wish 😆
@francesbadger34013 жыл бұрын
Denmark would love to have a Canadian Tire 😉
@MikaelGuggenheim3 жыл бұрын
Ahahah... Never even thought of that. Haaha. Yeah, you could need a mountain or two. :)
@nhytg376tgyuu765gjmg3 жыл бұрын
Could be Greenland.
@ycnexu3 жыл бұрын
Does Denmark contain no mountans?
@forzajuve7233 жыл бұрын
@@ycnexu The highest point of Denmark is 170 meters upon the ocean level so it is a little bit higher than molehill
@grimreaper15423 жыл бұрын
As a Gymnast myself, "Nastia Hadouken" was fuckin hilarious xD
@deepakparam71033 жыл бұрын
Wow, never saw a gymnast commenting.
@shwetabhrichhariya1373 жыл бұрын
WhAt ArE YoU DoInG STEP BROTHER? Oh! That feels nice Me : Ah shit! Here we go again.
@danieldobos63883 жыл бұрын
My maaaaan🤣🤣🤣🤣
@StanHowse3 жыл бұрын
LOL! Diirty
@AntonAdelson3 жыл бұрын
I had pornhubs intro tune play in my head as I read your post
@danieldobos63883 жыл бұрын
@@AntonAdelson my man, you too😅
@stephenpmurphy5913 жыл бұрын
My step brother tried that on me. I told him I'm not gay mate he said he wasn't either. Which confused me even more.
@Arkeli53 жыл бұрын
You know the guy kissing his sister was fake because no self respecting gamer would choose to make-out with a girl over playing their new next gen console... :P
@kickskii3 жыл бұрын
@Grim Reaper don't think a self respecting gamer would do that either over straight up going for the console
@biyanbayu33613 жыл бұрын
It depend on the girl, and the game
@theshadowsamurai073 жыл бұрын
@Grim Reaper why would she say brother if she's his GF♂🤦🏻🤣
@stephanie52493 жыл бұрын
The Masked Gamer to make a fake video 🙄
@theshadowsamurai073 жыл бұрын
@@stephanie5249 no body knows if its fake or not🤔
@Gfan-yi7tm3 жыл бұрын
“Probably the word “bless.”” Finally, someone else gets it.
@Danielle20-s8h3 жыл бұрын
"Into a gentle beam fondle" i frickin choked on my coffee 😂
@johanbothma80313 жыл бұрын
That's at least a bit better than what I heard, I had it as BEAN fondle...🤔😲
@splitpitch3 жыл бұрын
rookie mistake. never drink coffee while watching ozzy man clips.
@zer0sinder3 жыл бұрын
"So that's how it is in their family..." --Edward Rooney
@ThePerpetualStudent3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@slimpickins09er873 жыл бұрын
Nine times Mrs. Buehler, nine times - Edward Rooney
@jeffboles32673 жыл бұрын
Exactly the thought I had
@jeffboles32673 жыл бұрын
And for God sake I've gotta treat her like a sister-joe dirt
@bigred12473 жыл бұрын
Yup
@ehamster3 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t a handstand spreadie, was a spreadie to the gods.
@richardhenry58583 жыл бұрын
That's only for strippers and pole dancing. Ozzyman kept it PG and wholesome for the young lady. That's my guess
@alimanski79413 жыл бұрын
She was 16 at the time :|
@richardhenry58583 жыл бұрын
@@alimanski7941 my point exactly. I dont know the legal age on Australia but in USA it's 18 years old. If she was 18, spreadie to the Gods. This was a lovely handstand spreadie at the gymnastics competition by the 16 year old shiela. I feel so Australian when i typed that out!
@elasmoplays3 жыл бұрын
@@richardhenry5858 Unfortunately, you didnt.... No australian would mis-spell Sheila like that
@AcoylteKraven828 ай бұрын
2:12- This is definitely one of those “even when the person doing your wedding knows your vows are just a load of sh!t to the point it makes them sick” moments!!! Lol spot on!
@calvin55413 жыл бұрын
“Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman” ok that got me lol😂
@michaelhughes33023 жыл бұрын
Sister, just showing how much she appreciates that time her big brother helped her get unstuck from the dryer. Awe!
When he left, it was just his dorm but when he returned, it was Sweet Home Alabama.
@tropictom59963 жыл бұрын
“I vow to love, honor and obey...” Some lies just can’t be stomached. 🤮
@TheMrx15073 жыл бұрын
Lol
@shashishekhar0133 жыл бұрын
Who hurt you?
@tropictom59963 жыл бұрын
@@shashishekhar013 It’s just humor. I was imagining vomit lady having this insight based on her beliefs and experiences.
@TheMrx15073 жыл бұрын
@@shashishekhar013 u didn’t realize it was some dark humor?
@felicitym48423 жыл бұрын
@@shashishekhar013 The bullshit patriarchal system that we live in hurt her.
@Kilo-ct8dh3 жыл бұрын
"There's always a bigger fish." - Quigon Jinn
@sophien85773 жыл бұрын
2:05 is something I've had a lot of anxiety about. The puking in public part, not the wedding. I've kept my fingers crossed for 2 brides in their first trimester, just to combine things.
@abc39023 жыл бұрын
thte "brother and sister"joke is a classic.
@lonewretch3 жыл бұрын
I dont get the joke... and so I won't let my sister watch this video.
@senor63703 жыл бұрын
The ostrich had more shame than those siblings.
@noodlechild6663 жыл бұрын
I feel like all gymnastic moves should be renamed by Ozzy Man.
@dncviorel3 жыл бұрын
It would become more popular than soccer, I tell you that much.
@DarrellLarose3 жыл бұрын
As well as all high diving moves.
@chasman96623 жыл бұрын
The Olympic Committee called but he said no. I take steroids to sound like this.
@Serenade24613 жыл бұрын
"There shall be no brides today" had me cackling
@phoenixborn94893 жыл бұрын
"That was an incredible flippy, spready, recovery" that line got me😂😂
@Vitro1013 жыл бұрын
2:41 me, who has been stuck in quarantine, ordering a pizza.
@lucubrator42833 жыл бұрын
When Movember slowly turns into a year🙈
@Vitro1013 жыл бұрын
@@lucubrator4283 couldn’t be more accurate
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@Becca_28283 жыл бұрын
"Just coz he's small..BARRACUDAAAAA" You are a legend Ozzyman, you are getting me through lockdown x 3!
@nzt48903 жыл бұрын
Sh!t, let's hope those last two were step-siblings or just joking around, because that just went full blown Egyptian Royalty.
@anginapectoris53453 жыл бұрын
let's just call it as what it really is, a sick incest. Could careless if it's just a joke, but they're deffinitely a sicko
@isaiahriddle57203 жыл бұрын
A real sister would’ve put it in the washing machine, showed him, then got stuck trying to get it for him.
@jaydarrito42453 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lol
@NylzTube3 жыл бұрын
Gold 😂
@theliar45583 жыл бұрын
What are you doing, actually blood-related bro?
@alpheausacquaye54483 жыл бұрын
That's the comment I was looking for😂😂😂
@tornado98693 жыл бұрын
“Welcome backy back”’ Classic ozzy man
@Alex-jw2tw3 жыл бұрын
Ozzyman:"You don't upload this shit!" Also Ozzyman: Keeps it on for another minute
@Zanian19 Жыл бұрын
As a Dane, I'd just like to thank you for implying we have mountains. In truth, that little bump on the side of the road is honestly taller than anything we have here.
@CalamityCain Жыл бұрын
Even taller than the Danes? Tell me everything about your mysterious country!
@dmitripogosian5084 Жыл бұрын
It is just a pile of snow after street cleaning. My Canadian Tire parking lot have those through out the winter
@stephanie52493 жыл бұрын
The person who dropped from the ceiling dressed as superwoman was a drag queen named Tandi Iman Dupree. She died in 2005 but the video of that drop will live on for a long time to come. Absolutely legendary.
@BigGayIncorporated3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea. That drop was fucking amazing though.
@robinmaibals11933 жыл бұрын
What did she die from? A shattered pelvis?
@stephanie52493 жыл бұрын
Big Gay Inc. I saw the clip when it went viral In 2005, but admittedly I didn’t know who she was... other than a complete legend, of course. But her drag ‘mother’ was on the newest season of Drag Race and spoke about her
@kellybroady63783 жыл бұрын
She passed away from AIDS at 27, the video is from Miss black gay America pageant.
@mikshinee873 жыл бұрын
@@kellybroady6378 Well that sucks, to die that young. I thought that no one dies from AIDS anymore, at least in the US.
@Chrisey96.3 жыл бұрын
It's the first time I've ever heard genuine panic from Ozzy man
@timkenda82033 жыл бұрын
After being totally discouraged as a result of dealing with the ignorance of my fellow Americans on the internet all day, I definitely needed this. I'm not even being dramatic, thank you so much brother. Your videos are the best.
@vipulpaulIAmSherlocked2 жыл бұрын
The lighting fixture rejecting your patriarchal motions 😂😂😂😂 There shall be no brides today 🤣
@SpectreSoundStudios3 жыл бұрын
Awesome as always!
@rakkjack3 жыл бұрын
Glenn, what you doing here? All the same good to see you.
@SpectreSoundStudios3 жыл бұрын
@@rakkjack watching one of my favorite KZbin shows! Ozzy Man rules!
@Averag3Jo33 жыл бұрын
Found ya Glenn! 😂🤘 Agreed!
@Jihadbearzwithgunz3 жыл бұрын
Frick you Glen 💕
@zbyrd853 жыл бұрын
All for Oz
@DOOMSDAYtm3 жыл бұрын
light fixture was like "yeah nah you're getting remarried"
@dhaelligerkeys65853 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment.
@mayssm3 жыл бұрын
"I just got my brother the new PS5" Later: "No! nooooo! Well....maybe...."
@SF-li9kh3 жыл бұрын
The Lannisters send their regards
@drunkcat17133 жыл бұрын
🤣
@juliecook60573 жыл бұрын
@@SF-li9kh That's feckin hilarious mate! Good one.....gee I miss the Lannister's !!👍👏😂😂
@iowafarmboy3 жыл бұрын
@@SF-li9kh underrated reply 😂😂
@Yaw69693 жыл бұрын
0:58 into a rolls Royce hood ornament, got me crying
@clubsport93343 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie living in the States the pleasure Ozzie Man brings me is, shall we say. Fucking epic.
@mechasentai3 жыл бұрын
“A coherent plot to Wonder Woman” and “into a Roles Royce Hood Ornament.” Pure gold.
@kjsolomon49853 жыл бұрын
The Last part is everybody like to watch.. "Stepsister and Stepbrother" 😂 😂 😂
@takumi20233 жыл бұрын
Sweet. Home Alabama
@Kroitk3 жыл бұрын
Nah remove the "step" part and drop that weak ass shit. Go big or go home. If you know what's up you know 😏😏
@hugeshalaw3 жыл бұрын
What kind of fuck is this
@tarashmarndi39603 жыл бұрын
First I was so confused about last clip that I rewinded and watched it again.
@TheDepressedMemeCat3 жыл бұрын
I love how that guy checks the ps5 to make sure it's not two pieces of paper and a router
@bonga_artist93613 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me smile more than clicking on an ozzy man notification on my phone the second I get it
@mariopllumbi37483 жыл бұрын
Well well here we go again.
@tossancuyota78483 жыл бұрын
Damn the last ones got me off guard i almost stabbed my eyes with the fork
@freethought22963 жыл бұрын
You know what they say; the family that plays stations together stays together!
@captainhindsight69943 жыл бұрын
If I was that brother and she was my sister, I'd need a lot of therapy too.
@xali20083 жыл бұрын
I suggest FamilyTherapy.
@SCuttherapper3 жыл бұрын
@@xali2008 I red this name before...but not on KZbin!
@ahmadbaghereslami7963 жыл бұрын
@@xali2008 گل گفتی علیرضا
@darthvirgin71573 жыл бұрын
feminist chandelier: “I reject your patriarchal notions of society!”
@palleus13 жыл бұрын
I`m pretty sure that this marriage is doomed and she is going to be the next one to get married...again
@storbokki3713 жыл бұрын
@@palleus1 That was my immediate reaction too. 🤣
@CaptainAMAZINGGG3 жыл бұрын
@@storbokki371 same
@dyslexicboogaloo3 жыл бұрын
“Gymnastics now, here’s Nastia Hadouken starting off with a handstanding spready.”
@christofferravn25813 жыл бұрын
Denmark. Moutains. Yeah nah doesn’t exist
@asbjrnpolonius52623 жыл бұрын
Var ved at skrive det samme
@peterrevens84543 жыл бұрын
Ingeniøren har talt - og talt sandt.
@KarimTheilgaard3 жыл бұрын
Indenfor Kongeriget kan vi dog godt være med da Gunnbjørn Fjeld er 3700 meter.
@frederikmathisen73573 жыл бұрын
Yeah only some medium sized hills
@pandareijgah38203 жыл бұрын
"Nastia hadouken" I'm fucking squealing 😂
@zehnmohammed4283 жыл бұрын
Had to replay that part to make sure I heard it right 👌
@JustinBieber4evah3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Panda, you look just like a Barbie doll
@pandareijgah38203 жыл бұрын
@@JustinBieber4evah no fucking way, how'd you know/figure that out?
@ashjain10083 жыл бұрын
Missing the reference here
@megadev90993 жыл бұрын
In the immortal word of one Ed Rooney: "Soooo THAT's how it is in their family."
@infinityinfinityinfi3 жыл бұрын
The wedding minister is a raging feminist who heard, "I will honour and obey."
@mureithikivuti3 жыл бұрын
IKR XD
@varaszntv91573 жыл бұрын
“into a Rolls Royce hood ornament” 😭
@briandoubleu20153 жыл бұрын
Yes that one left me short of breath hahahaha!! I think that's a new one, right? I'd love to see actual gymnast judges react to Ozzy calling these gymnastic events, just to see their faces 😂
@Lonewolf0043 жыл бұрын
2:49 The way that person runs away 🤣
@SJRenkola3 жыл бұрын
You're gymnastics reviews are always top notch. Cheers!
@Merloc9093 жыл бұрын
1:50 'but the lighting fixture rejects your patriarchal notions of society...there will be no brides today' 😂😂😂 priceless. Ozzy Man keeping up with the current PC culture!