Ozzy Man Reviews: Unexpected Outcomes

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Ozzy Man Reviews

Ozzy Man Reviews

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@blaze556922
@blaze556922 3 жыл бұрын
The way the person runs away after giving the pizza to the chimp is hilarious. He knows it could have gone very badly lol
@aidansharples7751
@aidansharples7751 3 жыл бұрын
No one messes with Joe Rogan.
@patrickbarry8047
@patrickbarry8047 3 жыл бұрын
No one messes with chimp rogen
@kiddalingur
@kiddalingur 3 жыл бұрын
i know that no one asked but the Baby shark got away from that barracuda
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@pacjohn
@pacjohn 3 жыл бұрын
I would've asked the chump to give me knuckles
@Thetruecomment100
@Thetruecomment100 3 жыл бұрын
Call me crazy, but I think that definitely wasn't her brother. What kind of a sister buys her brother a next Gen console???
@Dargoneth
@Dargoneth 3 жыл бұрын
Right? I called fake from that moment on, no matter what insignificant things happened afterwards.
@basquat76
@basquat76 3 жыл бұрын
The kind of sister who has an intimate relationship with her brother, that's who.
@MADDOXXXbr
@MADDOXXXbr 3 жыл бұрын
exactly
@gg.youlubeatube6249
@gg.youlubeatube6249 3 жыл бұрын
@@basquat76 lol
@willbee7925
@willbee7925 3 жыл бұрын
She wanted some sweet brotherly love so she spent the cash to sweeten him up?
@ayanmukherjee2946
@ayanmukherjee2946 3 жыл бұрын
The Lannisters love their consoles.
@orfficialsam4149
@orfficialsam4149 3 жыл бұрын
That was a good one
@hellofrend
@hellofrend 3 жыл бұрын
Good one 😖🤣😂
@xsystem1
@xsystem1 3 жыл бұрын
1 month ago? this should be a thousand likes in just days
@cleavonmirandasings
@cleavonmirandasings 3 жыл бұрын
yes...yes they do lol
@Driulinkin
@Driulinkin 3 жыл бұрын
Pornhub wants to know your location
@magicalminty6203
@magicalminty6203 3 жыл бұрын
1:49 I love that bouquet toss. She's going to be divorced and remarried before any of her friends get married. That's priceless.
@k-leb4671
@k-leb4671 3 жыл бұрын
I'd believe it.
@therealslimshady3662
@therealslimshady3662 3 жыл бұрын
oof
@Zerg435
@Zerg435 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what everybody does?
@richgerow3472
@richgerow3472 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the friends are the lucky ones.
@tyrranicalt-rad6164
@tyrranicalt-rad6164 3 жыл бұрын
Ozzyman has a future in gymnastics commentary.
@J.J.J.J.J.J.J
@J.J.J.J.J.J.J 3 жыл бұрын
more like a past and present
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@smith5312
@smith5312 3 жыл бұрын
I’d like him be on the Chanel 7 commentary team !
@alexn5743
@alexn5743 3 жыл бұрын
Can we get him to cover the Olympics for real?
@j.seagle6867
@j.seagle6867 3 жыл бұрын
agreed. knows how to call em so drunk people know.🤣🤣
@NoJusticeNoPeace
@NoJusticeNoPeace 3 жыл бұрын
"I got stuck under the desk trying to install your PS5, step-bro."
@somebodyekkee
@somebodyekkee 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated.
@apoorrvs
@apoorrvs 3 жыл бұрын
"okay ill just cut the cloth.. woops it just slipped in"
@Randomness78
@Randomness78 3 жыл бұрын
how bizarre
@spis_dritt
@spis_dritt 3 жыл бұрын
What is up with all the incest porn?
@stonksrgud7645
@stonksrgud7645 3 жыл бұрын
@@spis_dritt its not incest with a step_family thats the point
@devantejones1417
@devantejones1417 3 жыл бұрын
The ostrich was genuinely offended
@nicocrestmere9688
@nicocrestmere9688 3 жыл бұрын
What makes it hilarious is ostriches probably don't have a word or a higher concept for "offended" . All he knew was he felt some kinda way and did not like it.
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@stungun3009
@stungun3009 3 жыл бұрын
@@StupiderWithAB I dont like almost funny vidoes 😂😂😂
@zoeinkerman969
@zoeinkerman969 3 жыл бұрын
@@StupiderWithAB stop with the self promo dude... I've seen you reply to a bunch of comments plugging yourself ... Just stop
@adipradanat.r.8770
@adipradanat.r.8770 3 жыл бұрын
The ostrich mumbling in disbelief and questioning humanity
@iOrdinary13
@iOrdinary13 3 жыл бұрын
"You're the best big brother.. I could've ever asked for"
@jacklainton6075
@jacklainton6075 3 жыл бұрын
Heard the voice when i read this
@allaneagleson1881
@allaneagleson1881 3 жыл бұрын
Did you see his @? Momclapper
@jackd1582
@jackd1582 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacklainton6075 ajieo
@GiantBunnyUK
@GiantBunnyUK 3 жыл бұрын
Looooooooooooooool
@lazytymez
@lazytymez 3 жыл бұрын
@@allaneagleson1881 nope but I wanna watch it
@terrenceappleby9315
@terrenceappleby9315 3 жыл бұрын
That last clip was definitely “Destination f**ked.”
@missfriscowin3606
@missfriscowin3606 3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there 😁👉
@ValeriePallaoro
@ValeriePallaoro 3 жыл бұрын
When you're clearly on the wrong channel ...
@peteypablo13
@peteypablo13 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, that’s just Alabama. Don’t call it the Deep South for nothing🤣
@xsystem1
@xsystem1 3 жыл бұрын
literally
@cleavonmirandasings
@cleavonmirandasings 3 жыл бұрын
looooool
@dadylank1774
@dadylank1774 3 жыл бұрын
Man: give's ostrich middle finger. Ostrich: "and i took that personally".
@dametocosita4994
@dametocosita4994 3 жыл бұрын
The news is that ostrich is planning a revenge attack and training under John Wick.
@a.l7025
@a.l7025 3 жыл бұрын
you don't just flip the bird and get off that easy.
@michaelwesten1764
@michaelwesten1764 3 жыл бұрын
haha :) I think it was the vibe, like horses/animals can sense. If you're calm on a horse, project where you want to go/what you want to do with little slight reign pulls, it follows/knows. If you're freaking out on a horse on the inside, in constant panic/anxiety, it knows that too. :)
@k2singh877
@k2singh877 3 жыл бұрын
"Rolls Royce hood ornament" Ozzy Man's imagination is on next level.
@Thetruthiscosmic
@Thetruthiscosmic 3 жыл бұрын
"Gentle beam fondle" 😂
@markhudson8377
@markhudson8377 3 жыл бұрын
@@Thetruthiscosmic I thought he said Bean fondle
@samuraix9729
@samuraix9729 3 жыл бұрын
the spirit of ecstasy...
@jamifitz
@jamifitz 3 жыл бұрын
I loved his descriptions of the poses !!! We all know what he means too lol ... The ostrich getting flipped the bird was hilarious too
@JJ-006
@JJ-006 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@esinohio
@esinohio 3 жыл бұрын
In a perfect world, the Olympic committee would hire this man to do the Gymnastics commentary.
@markp6621
@markp6621 3 жыл бұрын
Well... In 2000 Roy and HG did gymnastics commentary at the Sydney Olympics. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIjbkoeOpstra7s
@Gerry_Ouma
@Gerry_Ouma 3 жыл бұрын
0:24 "The situation has been diffused by flipping the bird." Brilliant pun.
@mrhaz8939
@mrhaz8939 3 жыл бұрын
“Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman” killed me
@Thetruthiscosmic
@Thetruthiscosmic 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that 🤣
@blackRXrider
@blackRXrider 3 жыл бұрын
I'm obviously a DC/WB shill, because I didn't have a problem with the movie. Avengers end game had more plot holes than Swiss cheese. But fanboys still jizzed over that movie.
@DajuSar
@DajuSar 3 жыл бұрын
@@blackRXrider You don't see nothing wrong about the guy being abused by WonderWoman all along? Ok
@lepari9986
@lepari9986 3 жыл бұрын
@@blackRXrider fan boys will defend the worst shit there is. Wonder woman is shit, but so was Endgame
@deepdive1338
@deepdive1338 3 жыл бұрын
@@lepari9986 dude it would be very hard to put any solid argument that endgame is a bad movie. Sure it might have some plot holes but it makes up for it in many other ways. Wonder woman 1984 was just dumb plot that's all there's too it. Hell I didn't even mind the cgi or anything, it just made no sense and it amazes me that someone reviewing a billion dollar franchise would let that script pass
@hellzila
@hellzila 3 жыл бұрын
the situation has been diffused by "flipping the bird" I see what you did there ozzy
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZbin. I already make a lot of money on KZbin. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, svana
@jdwoods5790
@jdwoods5790 3 жыл бұрын
AxxL look bud, KZbin might or might not work out for you so I have to encourage you got go to school okay?
@ryanke1821
@ryanke1821 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku sure bud go for it but dont drop out of school....its not about what you learn..its about human interactions and much more trust me on this one
@TheMrvidfreak
@TheMrvidfreak 3 жыл бұрын
You should know Axxl spams every comment section with this and other stuff and be lucky to not have seen some of the nonsense.
@ryanke1821
@ryanke1821 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMrvidfreak aight we roastin axxl for self advertising im down....dont chase ur dreams bro just brush ur teeth and go to school like a good bot
@giantfisher
@giantfisher 3 жыл бұрын
The commentary on the gymnast was insane! I've gotten used to "spreddy" and "spreddy to the Gods" (usually when his review is about a stripper or pole dancer) but he threw in "a Rolls Royce hood ornament" and "a fancy flight attendant"... I am dying laughing, no exaggeration. THANK YOU OZZY!!!
@zSamuellz
@zSamuellz 3 жыл бұрын
Ozzyman has outdone himself on this one 😂 “Hadouken does a Rolls Royce hood ornament in to a fancy flight attendant” unreal 😂👍
@gabriels335
@gabriels335 3 жыл бұрын
I know, it had me pausing in amazement.
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen a flight attendant do any sort of move like that though… I guess that specific joke in over my head... : /
@edsonacarapi6932
@edsonacarapi6932 3 жыл бұрын
Bean fondle got me🤣🤣🤣
@PowerEd8
@PowerEd8 3 жыл бұрын
its called Spirit of Ecstasy lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Sculpture by Charles Robinson Sykes
@ChrisAndCats
@ChrisAndCats 2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering when the cougar would appear...
@thejmelus
@thejmelus 3 жыл бұрын
"... Into a Rolls Royce hood ornament and a fancy flight attendant." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@visheshl
@visheshl 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@heathb4319
@heathb4319 3 жыл бұрын
He is a lyrical genius...he should do a rap song. Ha
@chris4181
@chris4181 3 жыл бұрын
only us aussies could say that and get away with it
@Alex_Eder
@Alex_Eder 3 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
@Admm744
@Admm744 3 жыл бұрын
I need a fire truck, an ambulance and the police after watching that
@Karma-qt4ji
@Karma-qt4ji 3 жыл бұрын
@@Admm744 I need a sister....
@SF-li9kh
@SF-li9kh 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much proves why Clarkson said USA is a land of incest
@Jundas
@Jundas 3 жыл бұрын
@@Karma-qt4ji I have one, how much you offering?
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 3 жыл бұрын
They had me in the 2nd half lol
@gkm2928
@gkm2928 3 жыл бұрын
Turns out the last two where conceived when their mother gifted a PlayStation 1 to their uncle. Everything comes full circle
@diesel_dawg
@diesel_dawg 3 жыл бұрын
"Everything comes full circle" Just like their family tree!
@ahshitherewegoagain8695
@ahshitherewegoagain8695 3 жыл бұрын
@@diesel_dawg nah their family tree is a ladder
@JoeBleasdaleReal
@JoeBleasdaleReal 3 жыл бұрын
“Into a Rolls-Royce hood ornament, and a fancy flight attendant” 😂😂😂
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean, it's Nastia "Hadouken", did we expect less? 😁
@titusdaniel
@titusdaniel 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah fancy flight attendant was my favorite
@kristofferfalk5339
@kristofferfalk5339 3 жыл бұрын
The last part could be the intro of a Brazzers movie....
@theriddler3637
@theriddler3637 3 жыл бұрын
More like Family Pies...
@jackiechan715
@jackiechan715 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it is, gods damn.
@gamegod6859
@gamegod6859 3 жыл бұрын
"step bro fucks sis after persona 5 surprise"
@warrior_singh111
@warrior_singh111 3 жыл бұрын
Step bro....???
@kaelthunderhoof5619
@kaelthunderhoof5619 3 жыл бұрын
The woman took "in sickness and health" too seriously.
@MrTwotimess
@MrTwotimess 3 жыл бұрын
The sweet sentimental drivel must have been too much to witness.
@lukekellerman3830
@lukekellerman3830 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, she barfed because of the totally disgusting stuff they were saying in the wedding vows.
@EikottXD
@EikottXD 3 жыл бұрын
🏆
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
If you wanna se something that is almost funny maybe you should see my channel. Give it a chance. 🤔🤔🤔
@Antifrost
@Antifrost 3 жыл бұрын
Given that the last clip was from TikTok, I'm pretty sure they're a regular couple who figured out that controversy sells better than their regular boring lives :v
@Diamondusa7
@Diamondusa7 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@Dargoneth
@Dargoneth 3 жыл бұрын
Its a hotel room. Of course they are a couple
@ElvisPriceless
@ElvisPriceless 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought
@user-ff6oe2uv5n
@user-ff6oe2uv5n 3 жыл бұрын
I like this comment
@Praise___YaH
@Praise___YaH 3 жыл бұрын
Here is the Original Semitic Text. Take One Minute and READ This YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@asherujudo7383
@asherujudo7383 3 жыл бұрын
That chick's going to get divorced and remarried. The bouquet is telling her to try again.
@nitehawk9270
@nitehawk9270 3 жыл бұрын
Well if the bouquet is so magic it should have helped her before spending 30,000 dollars and pretending to like in in-laws for years.
@MesaperProductions
@MesaperProductions 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda what I was thinking, too.
@YUNUS.E.G
@YUNUS.E.G 3 жыл бұрын
@@nitehawk9270 maybe she are rich and can married many times.
@nitehawk9270
@nitehawk9270 3 жыл бұрын
@@YUNUS.E.G Used goods are always cheaper then new.
@YUNUS.E.G
@YUNUS.E.G 3 жыл бұрын
@@nitehawk9270 i don't think rich people look after used goods.
@frankthespank
@frankthespank 3 жыл бұрын
The ostrich was all: “Well then. Maybe we’ll continue this conversation when you’ve matured a bit young man.”
@lonewretch
@lonewretch 3 жыл бұрын
I legit thought it was gonna eat that finger... but it decided "Meh, tastes like chicken..."
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 3 жыл бұрын
... "Nigel, can you believe this little twat?" "Ghastly. Inconceivable."
@CaptainAMAZINGGG
@CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 жыл бұрын
@@YeeSoest "I am both shocked, and appalled"
@jakeabbatacola5092
@jakeabbatacola5092 3 жыл бұрын
Ozzy Man needs to edit his video and include that in there
@PapaMojo75
@PapaMojo75 3 жыл бұрын
He hurt that bird's feelings for sure
@danieldmello7294
@danieldmello7294 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Wow what a wholesome moment Me a few seconds later: Sweet Home Alabama 🤠
@cocokai9661
@cocokai9661 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Alabama.
@RafaelW8
@RafaelW8 3 жыл бұрын
BRO I'M COMIN HOME TO YOUUUU
@Hessed3712
@Hessed3712 3 жыл бұрын
Daniel Dmello 🤣🤣🤣
@cocokai9661
@cocokai9661 3 жыл бұрын
@Tanaka Makondesa Ah, you missed the correction. Bigotry isn't funny.
@danieldmello7294
@danieldmello7294 3 жыл бұрын
@@cocokai9661 you must be fun at parties
@deanburrell8889
@deanburrell8889 3 жыл бұрын
I bet their sister/mum and brother/dad is really proud of the kindness she showed her brother/uncle with the ps5
@MrJx4000
@MrJx4000 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine what she does off camera ;-)
@indianapoliswingchun
@indianapoliswingchun 3 жыл бұрын
"The second coming of Christ" was actually sprinting towards the Finnish line.
@MaftaYeahYeah
@MaftaYeahYeah 3 жыл бұрын
The capitalization tells me this is a world class pun, rather than your common or garden variety misspelling. Either way, have a like.
@baoboumusic
@baoboumusic 3 жыл бұрын
Ice sea what you did there!
@theotherside931
@theotherside931 3 жыл бұрын
*Great pun.*
@ogrehaslayers605
@ogrehaslayers605 3 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 жыл бұрын
There's Norway he finished without slipping
@TampaTec
@TampaTec 3 жыл бұрын
Not sure what's more shocking monkey paying for pizza 🍕 or brother sister crap, pretty sure that's not his real sister.
@handler8838
@handler8838 3 жыл бұрын
Did TikTok logo gave it away?
@stewartgach2182
@stewartgach2182 3 жыл бұрын
This new generation is fucked too much incest
@Rattus-Norvegicus
@Rattus-Norvegicus 3 жыл бұрын
@@stewartgach2182 Yeah because incest never happened in the past...🙄
@dismaldice3045
@dismaldice3045 3 жыл бұрын
@@stewartgach2182 Well some people do it more than others
@stewartgach2182
@stewartgach2182 3 жыл бұрын
@@dismaldice3045 🤣🤣🤣 u sound guilty!! Ite I was jus sayin
@stevebounds4285
@stevebounds4285 3 жыл бұрын
I give mad respect to anyone that goes from a spready to a Rolls Royce Hood Ornament...
@wesleypeters4112
@wesleypeters4112 3 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@aleiferthenorthman7935
@aleiferthenorthman7935 3 жыл бұрын
then to a flight attendant lmaooo
@cmeier360
@cmeier360 3 жыл бұрын
3:10 I was smiling at his excitement, I never became so emotionless so fast.
@rahulbaba470
@rahulbaba470 3 жыл бұрын
*Man* - Shows ostrich Middle finger *Ostrich* - Too far Human, Too far
@lonewretch
@lonewretch 3 жыл бұрын
Who needs crocodile dundee, when you've got the bird for the bird.
@witchking008
@witchking008 3 жыл бұрын
I cant believe youve done this
@bd8026
@bd8026 3 жыл бұрын
He gave the bird, the fucking bird 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bd8026
@bd8026 3 жыл бұрын
Have you heard? Everybody’s talking about it. Well..... everybody’s heard about the bird!
@gatheringtub63
@gatheringtub63 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being that pizza delivery guy and trying to tell that story back at the pizza place
@qubonic
@qubonic 3 жыл бұрын
They'll probably be like "Jeff lay off the coke man" lol
@LaughingSaint66
@LaughingSaint66 3 жыл бұрын
No one will believe him 😂
@spis_dritt
@spis_dritt 3 жыл бұрын
I've delivered for Papa John's and Domino's and I've seen some weird shit. But never a chimp.
@r0cketplumber
@r0cketplumber 3 жыл бұрын
@@spis_dritt Baboon, I think.
@Hamburgers4Haiti
@Hamburgers4Haiti 3 жыл бұрын
I deliver pizza and I can tell you now, everybody smokes weed. However, if I came back to the store with that story.. mandatory drug test.
@timbridger4681
@timbridger4681 3 жыл бұрын
« Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman » - bruh
@cookingtime2358
@cookingtime2358 3 жыл бұрын
Then the sister played with her brother's Joystick. Jamie & Cersei sent their regards.
@flyingdutch9818
@flyingdutch9818 3 жыл бұрын
‘Is he... looking for a coherent plot line for Wonder Woman?” Aren’t we all, mate...
@SerialChiller1000
@SerialChiller1000 3 жыл бұрын
WW84 is the biggest disappointment of the 2020 cinematic year. I really liked the first one and was looking forward to Kristen Wiig's performance as Barbara Ann Minerva. Patty Jenkins is a fine director but a right shitty screenwriter.
@tyronekhan848
@tyronekhan848 3 жыл бұрын
Worst movies why did they bother
@lifeloverNorris
@lifeloverNorris 3 жыл бұрын
Should have added 1984 at the back. The first WW movie was actually pretty good. WW 1984 however is a disaster.
@chukwuemekaugonabo3424
@chukwuemekaugonabo3424 3 жыл бұрын
@@SerialChiller1000, I thought we were very few who felt that way about WW84. I don't understand why they keep trying to spread some kind of belief and propaganda with movies these days, just follow the original plot. The movie was very anticlimactic for me. I was seriously disappointed. The first part was okay. I would never watch a DC movie in the cinemas again. I'd wait until it's very old and tired before I borrow from a friend. 🤣🤣🤣🐸
@gofukursef
@gofukursef 3 жыл бұрын
My suspicion is that, wonder woman sent her stunt double, wonderbro.
@roideguzman2293
@roideguzman2293 3 жыл бұрын
"into a Rolls Royce hood ornament" " YOU DON'T UPLOAD THIS SHIT WHAT THE HELL " BRO I'M TELLIN YOU, OZZY MAN IS IN ANOTHER LEVEL OF COMMENTATING
@epicfail3167
@epicfail3167 3 жыл бұрын
0:25 "By flipping the bird" That is funny on many levels
@nathannate7264
@nathannate7264 3 жыл бұрын
That lighting fixture which rejected that bouquet was looking out for all the guys in the crowd. NOT TODAY!! hahahaha
@pruzman
@pruzman 3 жыл бұрын
"In to a Rolls Royce hood ornament" not sure why that part got me 😂
@parthip8071
@parthip8071 3 жыл бұрын
Man:-*shows middle finger* Ostrich:-Oi mate no need to be disrespectful.
@patrickbarry8047
@patrickbarry8047 3 жыл бұрын
Them pesky ostrich’s at least it’s not an emu as the emu would be out for a fair dinkum fight
@butlercorp
@butlercorp 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t mess with emus. In fact, they won the great emu war of 1932
@patrickbarry8047
@patrickbarry8047 3 жыл бұрын
@@butlercorp true very true
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@Thetruthiscosmic
@Thetruthiscosmic 3 жыл бұрын
It's Ostriches. "Ostrich's" means something that belongs to an Ostrich.
@drunkcat1713
@drunkcat1713 3 жыл бұрын
@@butlercorp true
@crankyhead1089
@crankyhead1089 3 жыл бұрын
"What a lovely mountain, i wonder where it came from, Denmark?...." yeah we fucking wish 😆
@francesbadger3401
@francesbadger3401 3 жыл бұрын
Denmark would love to have a Canadian Tire 😉
@MikaelGuggenheim
@MikaelGuggenheim 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahah... Never even thought of that. Haaha. Yeah, you could need a mountain or two. :)
@nhytg376tgyuu765gjmg
@nhytg376tgyuu765gjmg 3 жыл бұрын
Could be Greenland.
@ycnexu
@ycnexu 3 жыл бұрын
Does Denmark contain no mountans?
@forzajuve723
@forzajuve723 3 жыл бұрын
@@ycnexu The highest point of Denmark is 170 meters upon the ocean level so it is a little bit higher than molehill
@grimreaper1542
@grimreaper1542 3 жыл бұрын
As a Gymnast myself, "Nastia Hadouken" was fuckin hilarious xD
@deepakparam7103
@deepakparam7103 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, never saw a gymnast commenting.
@shwetabhrichhariya137
@shwetabhrichhariya137 3 жыл бұрын
WhAt ArE YoU DoInG STEP BROTHER? Oh! That feels nice Me : Ah shit! Here we go again.
@danieldobos6388
@danieldobos6388 3 жыл бұрын
My maaaaan🤣🤣🤣🤣
@StanHowse
@StanHowse 3 жыл бұрын
LOL! Diirty
@AntonAdelson
@AntonAdelson 3 жыл бұрын
I had pornhubs intro tune play in my head as I read your post
@danieldobos6388
@danieldobos6388 3 жыл бұрын
@@AntonAdelson my man, you too😅
@stephenpmurphy591
@stephenpmurphy591 3 жыл бұрын
My step brother tried that on me. I told him I'm not gay mate he said he wasn't either. Which confused me even more.
@Arkeli5
@Arkeli5 3 жыл бұрын
You know the guy kissing his sister was fake because no self respecting gamer would choose to make-out with a girl over playing their new next gen console... :P
@kickskii
@kickskii 3 жыл бұрын
@Grim Reaper don't think a self respecting gamer would do that either over straight up going for the console
@biyanbayu3361
@biyanbayu3361 3 жыл бұрын
It depend on the girl, and the game
@theshadowsamurai07
@theshadowsamurai07 3 жыл бұрын
@Grim Reaper why would she say brother if she's his GF♂‍🤦🏻🤣
@stephanie5249
@stephanie5249 3 жыл бұрын
The Masked Gamer to make a fake video 🙄
@theshadowsamurai07
@theshadowsamurai07 3 жыл бұрын
@@stephanie5249 no body knows if its fake or not🤔
@Gfan-yi7tm
@Gfan-yi7tm 3 жыл бұрын
“Probably the word “bless.”” Finally, someone else gets it.
@Danielle20-s8h
@Danielle20-s8h 3 жыл бұрын
"Into a gentle beam fondle" i frickin choked on my coffee 😂
@johanbothma8031
@johanbothma8031 3 жыл бұрын
That's at least a bit better than what I heard, I had it as BEAN fondle...🤔😲
@splitpitch
@splitpitch 3 жыл бұрын
rookie mistake. never drink coffee while watching ozzy man clips.
@zer0sinder
@zer0sinder 3 жыл бұрын
"So that's how it is in their family..." --Edward Rooney
@ThePerpetualStudent
@ThePerpetualStudent 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@slimpickins09er87
@slimpickins09er87 3 жыл бұрын
Nine times Mrs. Buehler, nine times - Edward Rooney
@jeffboles3267
@jeffboles3267 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly the thought I had
@jeffboles3267
@jeffboles3267 3 жыл бұрын
And for God sake I've gotta treat her like a sister-joe dirt
@bigred1247
@bigred1247 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@ehamster
@ehamster 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t a handstand spreadie, was a spreadie to the gods.
@richardhenry5858
@richardhenry5858 3 жыл бұрын
That's only for strippers and pole dancing. Ozzyman kept it PG and wholesome for the young lady. That's my guess
@alimanski7941
@alimanski7941 3 жыл бұрын
She was 16 at the time :|
@richardhenry5858
@richardhenry5858 3 жыл бұрын
@@alimanski7941 my point exactly. I dont know the legal age on Australia but in USA it's 18 years old. If she was 18, spreadie to the Gods. This was a lovely handstand spreadie at the gymnastics competition by the 16 year old shiela. I feel so Australian when i typed that out!
@elasmoplays
@elasmoplays 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardhenry5858 Unfortunately, you didnt.... No australian would mis-spell Sheila like that
@AcoylteKraven82
@AcoylteKraven82 8 ай бұрын
2:12- This is definitely one of those “even when the person doing your wedding knows your vows are just a load of sh!t to the point it makes them sick” moments!!! Lol spot on!
@calvin5541
@calvin5541 3 жыл бұрын
“Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman” ok that got me lol😂
@michaelhughes3302
@michaelhughes3302 3 жыл бұрын
Sister, just showing how much she appreciates that time her big brother helped her get unstuck from the dryer. Awe!
@puzzleheaddesign3789
@puzzleheaddesign3789 3 жыл бұрын
And helping with her homework all those times.
@marckyle5895
@marckyle5895 3 жыл бұрын
RIDE THAT UNBALANCED LOAD, BABY!!
@mr.2minutes161
@mr.2minutes161 3 жыл бұрын
i can imagine the scene
@davidhart1118
@davidhart1118 3 жыл бұрын
Keep it in the family 😃
@rickspeed68198
@rickspeed68198 3 жыл бұрын
The brother thanking the sister is heart warming
@diesel_dawg
@diesel_dawg 3 жыл бұрын
So wholesome.
@MrOrchidion
@MrOrchidion 3 жыл бұрын
and makes one stiffen with anticipation.
@Hassan06675
@Hassan06675 2 жыл бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@roronoazoro276
@roronoazoro276 2 жыл бұрын
@@Hassan06675 What does that refers to????
@mottom2657
@mottom2657 2 жыл бұрын
@@roronoazoro276 Incest
@ajaxjohnson7999
@ajaxjohnson7999 3 жыл бұрын
0:50 Gymnastics now! Here's Nastia Hadouken! I'm dead!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@paawanchhabra
@paawanchhabra 3 жыл бұрын
When he left, it was just his dorm but when he returned, it was Sweet Home Alabama.
@tropictom5996
@tropictom5996 3 жыл бұрын
“I vow to love, honor and obey...” Some lies just can’t be stomached. 🤮
@TheMrx1507
@TheMrx1507 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@shashishekhar013
@shashishekhar013 3 жыл бұрын
Who hurt you?
@tropictom5996
@tropictom5996 3 жыл бұрын
@@shashishekhar013 It’s just humor. I was imagining vomit lady having this insight based on her beliefs and experiences.
@TheMrx1507
@TheMrx1507 3 жыл бұрын
@@shashishekhar013 u didn’t realize it was some dark humor?
@felicitym4842
@felicitym4842 3 жыл бұрын
@@shashishekhar013 The bullshit patriarchal system that we live in hurt her.
@Kilo-ct8dh
@Kilo-ct8dh 3 жыл бұрын
"There's always a bigger fish." - Quigon Jinn
@sophien8577
@sophien8577 3 жыл бұрын
2:05 is something I've had a lot of anxiety about. The puking in public part, not the wedding. I've kept my fingers crossed for 2 brides in their first trimester, just to combine things.
@abc3902
@abc3902 3 жыл бұрын
thte "brother and sister"joke is a classic.
@lonewretch
@lonewretch 3 жыл бұрын
I dont get the joke... and so I won't let my sister watch this video.
@senor6370
@senor6370 3 жыл бұрын
The ostrich had more shame than those siblings.
@noodlechild666
@noodlechild666 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like all gymnastic moves should be renamed by Ozzy Man.
@dncviorel
@dncviorel 3 жыл бұрын
It would become more popular than soccer, I tell you that much.
@DarrellLarose
@DarrellLarose 3 жыл бұрын
As well as all high diving moves.
@chasman9662
@chasman9662 3 жыл бұрын
The Olympic Committee called but he said no. I take steroids to sound like this.
@Serenade2461
@Serenade2461 3 жыл бұрын
"There shall be no brides today" had me cackling
@phoenixborn9489
@phoenixborn9489 3 жыл бұрын
"That was an incredible flippy, spready, recovery" that line got me😂😂
@Vitro101
@Vitro101 3 жыл бұрын
2:41 me, who has been stuck in quarantine, ordering a pizza.
@lucubrator4283
@lucubrator4283 3 жыл бұрын
When Movember slowly turns into a year🙈
@Vitro101
@Vitro101 3 жыл бұрын
@@lucubrator4283 couldn’t be more accurate
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@Becca_2828
@Becca_2828 3 жыл бұрын
"Just coz he's small..BARRACUDAAAAA" You are a legend Ozzyman, you are getting me through lockdown x 3!
@nzt4890
@nzt4890 3 жыл бұрын
Sh!t, let's hope those last two were step-siblings or just joking around, because that just went full blown Egyptian Royalty.
@anginapectoris5345
@anginapectoris5345 3 жыл бұрын
let's just call it as what it really is, a sick incest. Could careless if it's just a joke, but they're deffinitely a sicko
@isaiahriddle5720
@isaiahriddle5720 3 жыл бұрын
A real sister would’ve put it in the washing machine, showed him, then got stuck trying to get it for him.
@jaydarrito4245
@jaydarrito4245 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lol
@NylzTube
@NylzTube 3 жыл бұрын
Gold 😂
@theliar4558
@theliar4558 3 жыл бұрын
What are you doing, actually blood-related bro?
@alpheausacquaye5448
@alpheausacquaye5448 3 жыл бұрын
That's the comment I was looking for😂😂😂
@tornado9869
@tornado9869 3 жыл бұрын
“Welcome backy back”’ Classic ozzy man
@Alex-jw2tw
@Alex-jw2tw 3 жыл бұрын
Ozzyman:"You don't upload this shit!" Also Ozzyman: Keeps it on for another minute
@Zanian19
@Zanian19 Жыл бұрын
As a Dane, I'd just like to thank you for implying we have mountains. In truth, that little bump on the side of the road is honestly taller than anything we have here.
@CalamityCain
@CalamityCain Жыл бұрын
Even taller than the Danes? Tell me everything about your mysterious country!
@dmitripogosian5084
@dmitripogosian5084 Жыл бұрын
It is just a pile of snow after street cleaning. My Canadian Tire parking lot have those through out the winter
@stephanie5249
@stephanie5249 3 жыл бұрын
The person who dropped from the ceiling dressed as superwoman was a drag queen named Tandi Iman Dupree. She died in 2005 but the video of that drop will live on for a long time to come. Absolutely legendary.
@BigGayIncorporated
@BigGayIncorporated 3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea. That drop was fucking amazing though.
@robinmaibals1193
@robinmaibals1193 3 жыл бұрын
What did she die from? A shattered pelvis?
@stephanie5249
@stephanie5249 3 жыл бұрын
Big Gay Inc. I saw the clip when it went viral In 2005, but admittedly I didn’t know who she was... other than a complete legend, of course. But her drag ‘mother’ was on the newest season of Drag Race and spoke about her
@kellybroady6378
@kellybroady6378 3 жыл бұрын
She passed away from AIDS at 27, the video is from Miss black gay America pageant.
@mikshinee87
@mikshinee87 3 жыл бұрын
@@kellybroady6378 Well that sucks, to die that young. I thought that no one dies from AIDS anymore, at least in the US.
@Chrisey96.
@Chrisey96. 3 жыл бұрын
It's the first time I've ever heard genuine panic from Ozzy man
@timkenda8203
@timkenda8203 3 жыл бұрын
After being totally discouraged as a result of dealing with the ignorance of my fellow Americans on the internet all day, I definitely needed this. I'm not even being dramatic, thank you so much brother. Your videos are the best.
@vipulpaulIAmSherlocked
@vipulpaulIAmSherlocked 2 жыл бұрын
The lighting fixture rejecting your patriarchal motions 😂😂😂😂 There shall be no brides today 🤣
@SpectreSoundStudios
@SpectreSoundStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome as always!
@rakkjack
@rakkjack 3 жыл бұрын
Glenn, what you doing here? All the same good to see you.
@SpectreSoundStudios
@SpectreSoundStudios 3 жыл бұрын
@@rakkjack watching one of my favorite KZbin shows! Ozzy Man rules!
@Averag3Jo3
@Averag3Jo3 3 жыл бұрын
Found ya Glenn! 😂🤘 Agreed!
@Jihadbearzwithgunz
@Jihadbearzwithgunz 3 жыл бұрын
Frick you Glen 💕
@zbyrd85
@zbyrd85 3 жыл бұрын
All for Oz
@DOOMSDAYtm
@DOOMSDAYtm 3 жыл бұрын
light fixture was like "yeah nah you're getting remarried"
@dhaelligerkeys6585
@dhaelligerkeys6585 3 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment.
@mayssm
@mayssm 3 жыл бұрын
"I just got my brother the new PS5" Later: "No! nooooo! Well....maybe...."
@SF-li9kh
@SF-li9kh 3 жыл бұрын
The Lannisters send their regards
@drunkcat1713
@drunkcat1713 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@juliecook6057
@juliecook6057 3 жыл бұрын
@@SF-li9kh That's feckin hilarious mate! Good one.....gee I miss the Lannister's !!👍👏😂😂
@iowafarmboy
@iowafarmboy 3 жыл бұрын
@@SF-li9kh underrated reply 😂😂
@Yaw6969
@Yaw6969 3 жыл бұрын
0:58 into a rolls Royce hood ornament, got me crying
@clubsport9334
@clubsport9334 3 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie living in the States the pleasure Ozzie Man brings me is, shall we say. Fucking epic.
@mechasentai
@mechasentai 3 жыл бұрын
“A coherent plot to Wonder Woman” and “into a Roles Royce Hood Ornament.” Pure gold.
@kjsolomon4985
@kjsolomon4985 3 жыл бұрын
The Last part is everybody like to watch.. "Stepsister and Stepbrother" 😂 😂 😂
@takumi2023
@takumi2023 3 жыл бұрын
Sweet. Home Alabama
@Kroitk
@Kroitk 3 жыл бұрын
Nah remove the "step" part and drop that weak ass shit. Go big or go home. If you know what's up you know 😏😏
@hugeshalaw
@hugeshalaw 3 жыл бұрын
What kind of fuck is this
@tarashmarndi3960
@tarashmarndi3960 3 жыл бұрын
First I was so confused about last clip that I rewinded and watched it again.
@TheDepressedMemeCat
@TheDepressedMemeCat 3 жыл бұрын
I love how that guy checks the ps5 to make sure it's not two pieces of paper and a router
@bonga_artist9361
@bonga_artist9361 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me smile more than clicking on an ozzy man notification on my phone the second I get it
@mariopllumbi3748
@mariopllumbi3748 3 жыл бұрын
Well well here we go again.
@tossancuyota7848
@tossancuyota7848 3 жыл бұрын
Damn the last ones got me off guard i almost stabbed my eyes with the fork
@freethought2296
@freethought2296 3 жыл бұрын
You know what they say; the family that plays stations together stays together!
@captainhindsight6994
@captainhindsight6994 3 жыл бұрын
If I was that brother and she was my sister, I'd need a lot of therapy too.
@xali2008
@xali2008 3 жыл бұрын
I suggest FamilyTherapy.
@SCuttherapper
@SCuttherapper 3 жыл бұрын
@@xali2008 I red this name before...but not on KZbin!
@ahmadbaghereslami796
@ahmadbaghereslami796 3 жыл бұрын
@@xali2008 گل گفتی علیرضا
@darthvirgin7157
@darthvirgin7157 3 жыл бұрын
feminist chandelier: “I reject your patriarchal notions of society!”
@palleus1
@palleus1 3 жыл бұрын
I`m pretty sure that this marriage is doomed and she is going to be the next one to get married...again
@storbokki371
@storbokki371 3 жыл бұрын
@@palleus1 That was my immediate reaction too. 🤣
@CaptainAMAZINGGG
@CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 жыл бұрын
@@storbokki371 same
@dyslexicboogaloo
@dyslexicboogaloo 3 жыл бұрын
“Gymnastics now, here’s Nastia Hadouken starting off with a handstanding spready.”
@christofferravn2581
@christofferravn2581 3 жыл бұрын
Denmark. Moutains. Yeah nah doesn’t exist
@asbjrnpolonius5262
@asbjrnpolonius5262 3 жыл бұрын
Var ved at skrive det samme
@peterrevens8454
@peterrevens8454 3 жыл бұрын
Ingeniøren har talt - og talt sandt.
@KarimTheilgaard
@KarimTheilgaard 3 жыл бұрын
Indenfor Kongeriget kan vi dog godt være med da Gunnbjørn Fjeld er 3700 meter.
@frederikmathisen7357
@frederikmathisen7357 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah only some medium sized hills
@pandareijgah3820
@pandareijgah3820 3 жыл бұрын
"Nastia hadouken" I'm fucking squealing 😂
@zehnmohammed428
@zehnmohammed428 3 жыл бұрын
Had to replay that part to make sure I heard it right 👌
@JustinBieber4evah
@JustinBieber4evah 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Panda, you look just like a Barbie doll
@pandareijgah3820
@pandareijgah3820 3 жыл бұрын
@@JustinBieber4evah no fucking way, how'd you know/figure that out?
@ashjain1008
@ashjain1008 3 жыл бұрын
Missing the reference here
@megadev9099
@megadev9099 3 жыл бұрын
In the immortal word of one Ed Rooney: "Soooo THAT's how it is in their family."
@infinityinfinityinfi
@infinityinfinityinfi 3 жыл бұрын
The wedding minister is a raging feminist who heard, "I will honour and obey."
@mureithikivuti
@mureithikivuti 3 жыл бұрын
IKR XD
@varaszntv9157
@varaszntv9157 3 жыл бұрын
“into a Rolls Royce hood ornament” 😭
@briandoubleu2015
@briandoubleu2015 3 жыл бұрын
Yes that one left me short of breath hahahaha!! I think that's a new one, right? I'd love to see actual gymnast judges react to Ozzy calling these gymnastic events, just to see their faces 😂
@Lonewolf004
@Lonewolf004 3 жыл бұрын
2:49 The way that person runs away 🤣
@SJRenkola
@SJRenkola 3 жыл бұрын
You're gymnastics reviews are always top notch. Cheers!
@Merloc909
@Merloc909 3 жыл бұрын
1:50 'but the lighting fixture rejects your patriarchal notions of society...there will be no brides today' 😂😂😂 priceless. Ozzy Man keeping up with the current PC culture!
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