Rule Number 1 of going through deep water in a small vehicle: Don't go through deep water in a small vehicle
@retroman73313 жыл бұрын
left wingers for sure. have pity on them.
@somerandomguy42403 жыл бұрын
@@retroman7331 Nah, man, it's just a human thing. Left or right, doesn't matter, there's plenty of idiots on both sides.
@moochoopr95513 жыл бұрын
If you absolutely need to, let the big car do the test the water first (there's always the courageous). Then follow closely behind a big truck.
@sebastianpeheim88513 жыл бұрын
Actual rule number 1 (for all cars): always check the depht by walking through the water
@OutsideTheTargetDemographic3 жыл бұрын
Turns out, your air intake is usually rather low in the engine bay, and when you suck none-compressing water into a cylinder trying to compress its contents 10:1, you will develop new engine sounds and lose a lot of HP and torque. :p
@briangarrow4483 жыл бұрын
Those salmon are swimming just 10 miles from my home, just outside of Shelton Washington, USA. That road floods every winter. And every time it does and the salmon are migrating upstream to spawn, the local television stations come out to get footage for their nightly broadcast.
@muzzthegreat3 жыл бұрын
salmon - Shelton Washington - I bloody love that story dude! - On a Road - they gotta spawn! This is the kind of stories Australians like!
@j.lahtinen75253 жыл бұрын
That would be an amazingly easy place to catch lunch. 😄
@kyleterry51903 жыл бұрын
Just set up a grill near the road amd a few nets
@PassTheMarmalade19573 жыл бұрын
All well and good until all that time crossing the road causes the salmon to evolve legs and the ability to breathe air. Once they walk into a grocery store and see a sale on tinned tuna, the human race is fucked.
@1DarkWolf18873 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to also live in Shelton, I can confirm the truth of the situation
@rajasekharreddy79433 жыл бұрын
"A Prius that thinks it's a submarine is a danger to society" - OZZY MAN
@monsterboomer80513 жыл бұрын
Being Hybrid mean something else.
@mohitfps63003 жыл бұрын
haha
@jakegiles99163 жыл бұрын
“A Prius full stop is a danger to society” - probably Jeremy clarkson
@mohedmujahed34283 жыл бұрын
why there are 564 dislikes i see no reason for disliking this video...
@somepotato99003 жыл бұрын
"what did you hit with your car???" "A fish" "So you drove your car into a lake?" "Nope, i was driving on Jefferson St."
@fynkozari92713 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you I dont own a car.
@Davey-Boyd3 жыл бұрын
@@fynkozari9271 Do you own a fish? I may have some bad news....
@fynkozari92713 жыл бұрын
@@Davey-Boyd bad news about fish?
@Davey-Boyd3 жыл бұрын
@@fynkozari9271 See the original comment. Try to keep up!
@fynkozari92713 жыл бұрын
@@Davey-Boyd i dont understand.
@darkzak473 жыл бұрын
“His enemy the car has been defeated” The national road cycling Association just endorsed Ozzy Man for president
@unvergebeneid3 жыл бұрын
When fish becomes roadkill, something has gone horribly wrong
@TheSucram7293 жыл бұрын
It gets even worse when cars themselves are roadkill
@hang_kentang67093 жыл бұрын
@@TheSucram729 that happens quite frequently, we just called them automobil accidents.
@TheSucram7293 жыл бұрын
@@hang_kentang6709 sorry submarines*
@LynnAgain833 жыл бұрын
@@hang_kentang6709 Or Michigan drivers
@michaelmoorrees35853 жыл бұрын
I don't know. Looks like fish for dinner, to me !
@thetruthwillout90943 жыл бұрын
Holy f..k! That was me cycling through the lake/flooded road near the beginning of the video. I was on my way to work as my car was knackered at the time and the trains were cancelled. I think I cycled through the other bit as well. I was actually quite dry when I got to work. Never thought I'd be on an Ozzyman vid. Yes, I do look like a twat. 🤣🤣🤣
@AnothrGtrPlyr3 жыл бұрын
As a fellow cyclist, you’re my hero. A hero-twat, perhaps, but hero nonetheless.
@thetruthwillout90943 жыл бұрын
Not a hero, just some idiot trying to get to work. Tbh, I should have phoned work to tell them I couldn't get in. As I said, idiot.
@SatumainenOlento3 жыл бұрын
@@thetruthwillout9094 I thought that this bloke must been on his way home, because who would do this just to get to work? Hah 😁 Well, the answer is: Somebody with lots of determination and dedication. It is quite impressive amount of willpower that you have!!!
@426baron3 жыл бұрын
Congrats.
@OlNineToes3 жыл бұрын
You're a champ, bud!
@juandupreez19853 жыл бұрын
The bins are the most adaptable because they have Bin through it all...
@GrizzlyHugz3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Samarthjbr3 жыл бұрын
1 point for trying
@MysteriousMoth30003 жыл бұрын
your joke was trash lol jk
@steveluckhurst23503 жыл бұрын
They refuse to give up.
@its_Today_3 жыл бұрын
What a load of rubbish..
@vikingstigr3 жыл бұрын
I like how the ducks just float by "got any bread or chips? Nevermind, I'll just float into your kitchen."
@luster54973 жыл бұрын
If only fish would swim into my backyard, easiest fishing'n chips.
@CowboyBike063 жыл бұрын
Easiest and freshest!
@TRAETHAONE3 жыл бұрын
Fish n chips, fish and chips, fishing chips
@ra-neter66623 жыл бұрын
@@TRAETHAONE fish in chips
@kirstencampbell25933 жыл бұрын
Salmons are not fish and chip kind of fish. They are far more superior fish they get the smoker treatment if they happen to flop in my yard.
@edwardnotyourconcern65193 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't want to eat those salmon though. Judging by the coloration, they're mid spawn which means that they have already started to rot inside.
@jhorennlim73673 жыл бұрын
"Why did the fish cross the road? Simply because it could" Fair play.
@albertov96643 жыл бұрын
Fair play? no, fair DINKUM.
@ChineduOpara3 жыл бұрын
@@albertov9664 🙂
@jhorennlim73673 жыл бұрын
@@albertov9664 fair Dinkum inspiration
@delila18303 жыл бұрын
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fssssshhhhh
@hogheadv23 жыл бұрын
Best KZbin statement of the month!
@sepg50843 жыл бұрын
The flooded CS LAN party looks like it's from the Philippines. People play street basketball here even when there's a flood, but LAN games are a bit extreme.
@ynsignia3 жыл бұрын
Pinas yan! Naka hubad yung isa, tapos yung silya pang Pinas, tapos piso net... alams na! hahahahahaha
@aldrinmercado34753 жыл бұрын
Counter strike pa nga. Hahaha
@ashtzy96823 жыл бұрын
Old clip nayon pero pag bagong version ng pc ginanyan Nila Ewan konalang🤣
@sixstringedthing3 жыл бұрын
As an electrician, I was like "yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nope nope nope no way boys". :D
@death13a3 жыл бұрын
Well at least they get to be dried up from their shocking experience 🙄
@imanuelc45273 жыл бұрын
People always underestimate the power of water until it almost kills them 😳
@rebeltvr60463 жыл бұрын
Not the people who watched Last Airbender.
@Mencjusz133 жыл бұрын
People always underestimate everything apart from overestimating their abilities.
@joeydr14973 жыл бұрын
I watched a guy trying to climb up a waterfall and ended up a few tens of metres down stream
@kimjong-un95353 жыл бұрын
Water is no match for a nuke
@neondemon51373 жыл бұрын
That's why I only drink beer.
@laylaluann95413 жыл бұрын
Car drowning in 6 feet of water: "I better put my wipers on."
@sixstringedthing3 жыл бұрын
"PHWOOOAAAARRR, look at this picturesque specimen of evolution..." You're a national treasure Oz, never change mate. :D
@Hacksaw373 жыл бұрын
I like that there's a bunch of guys cheering people on to their doom and I only hope they're standing in front of a pub.🍺🥂🥃
@10tonhamster3 жыл бұрын
It cuts out here before someone says “what a ****ing bell-end” - click on the separate link in the description 🍻
@emmaking53613 жыл бұрын
They were very much standing outside a pub 🤣 The proud moment when you recognise your hometown in an Ozzy Man video 🤦🏼♀️
@johnkelsiemcnair77873 жыл бұрын
@@10tonhamster You learn something new everyday.
@rowstone30193 жыл бұрын
Good Times!
@Tom-vu1wr3 жыл бұрын
@@emmaking5361 where's that? Somewhere in the north
@CallieMasters50003 жыл бұрын
Our local government keeps saying "Turn around, Don't drown!" to motorists driving into high water, but idiots do it all the time. I like the duck casually swimming across in front of the cyclist, having none of the human's problems.
@ktjamlex3 жыл бұрын
We are "if it's flooded forget it" here in Aus - they still do it though
@Thermalions3 жыл бұрын
@@ktjamlex Then expect others to risk their lives to save them.
@ayszhang3 жыл бұрын
Ducks and geese man. They're gonna take over XD
@dr.a0063 жыл бұрын
Arizona, right? Monsoon season I’m guessing.
@davidvondoom28533 жыл бұрын
I can't help but wonder if they are simply misjudging how deep it is. Maybe they are not good at judging depth and think it's shallow? idk man
@AjayKumar-vr2pe3 жыл бұрын
those children playing so calm on computers in that flood is amazing.
@edongski3 жыл бұрын
its a normal scene here in the philippines :)
@gloryshadow87103 жыл бұрын
I wonder if it is even flood or just a regular water level :)
@briandsouza78543 жыл бұрын
That is very dangerous. That video looks old because they are playing 1.6 & those monitors! 💀
@johndor77933 жыл бұрын
amazing?, its not possible for them to be electrocuted?, I dont know myself, I doubt they do
@killuazoldyck13523 жыл бұрын
@@briandsouza7854 it happened a few weeks ago, they were playing a tournament and didn't want to pull out. It looks more dangerous than it is, water is not a good conductor so the guys were not in much danger, worst case they blow the fuses if the computors get wet. i know that sounds wrong, but think of this, it is common to use arc welding under water, yet the divers doing the welding don't get electrocuted, the electricity takes the shortest path, in welding from the stick to the metal, in the case of the computers it is between the electrical terminals in the computer of monitor.
@alexfifth95833 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to comment, I understand that's a lot of effort." Reverse psychology works easily on me.
@kardiaclark81113 жыл бұрын
"His enemy the car has been defeated" "Cars are not meant to be floaty" "Wait for me bit*heeees"
@magistrumartium3 жыл бұрын
2:26 Playing with electrical devices while partly submerged in water is brilliant! What could possibly go wrong?
@TwinShards3 жыл бұрын
Idk don't ask me. I could have been one of those guy when my Granpa(owner of building) tried to fix a leak on a pipe holding by a threat just below the Main Valve... he ended up shearing in half the remaining of the pipe. It took ~1h30minutes for city worker to come and close the city's valve. By then the lowest part of our basement had ~15mm of water. I moved my desktop pc. Didn't want to risk it.
@kurolykan3 жыл бұрын
From the position of the outlet plug, it's quite high on the wall. This might happen quite often there. Look like they rather die than be bored for a few day(some flood might stay for month tho).
@ruukusanagi16103 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Philippines mates
@MrPhantom4533 жыл бұрын
Clearly nothing 😜
@mikespearwood39143 жыл бұрын
Those guys are going to end up in a Destination F#@ked compilation!
@trikstari76873 жыл бұрын
"Pissing down in multiple parts of the world lately" You sir, are a treasure. Perfectly describes the entire state of the world.
@RaoVenu3 жыл бұрын
Wish it will piss down here in California
@sixstringedthing3 жыл бұрын
@@RaoVenu Hope it's not too bad where you are. Not looking forward to the upcoming fire season here in Aus. We're either getting pissed on from a great height, or everything is on fire. But yeah nah, climate change isn't a thing eh... :/ Stay safe matey!
@NickRoman3 жыл бұрын
@@sixstringedthing , look for drought map on the Internet. Here in the western United States, we have large areas of beyond extreme drought. They call it "exceptional". They don't have any higher rating.
@lordesquire88623 жыл бұрын
that grandma salmon is the best thing i will hear today!
@obscureinception83023 жыл бұрын
For some reason Salmon never do anything as a family... 😏
@ShouldNotHaveClicked3 жыл бұрын
@@obscureinception8302 admit it, u ruined his( Pigmar) 'today'.
@lordesquire88623 жыл бұрын
@@ShouldNotHaveClicked on a scale of 1 to 10 it was a 10
@obscureinception83023 жыл бұрын
@@ShouldNotHaveClicked Nah, nothing to admit - I laughed at the same comment. 😀
@cryptfire31583 жыл бұрын
baby..shark.. dodo dodo do.. grandma salmon do do do do do
@Ari6lle1nWonderl2nd3 жыл бұрын
The duck at 0:35 “Lovely day for a swim, eh?” 😂😂
@tiffeniebright33673 жыл бұрын
"Raw salmon determination". Yep, gonna find a way to work that into casual conversation.
@saniboy99403 жыл бұрын
Bugger, it started to rain once you posted this video. You're a shaman, mate.
@giantfisher3 жыл бұрын
I'm in northern California - Oye, Ozzy! Shake your shaman staff this way, please!
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on KZbin. So don't feel too bad for me, dear wa
@komeleduc3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha same here… but it kinda rains everyday this couple of weeks
@argentum5303 жыл бұрын
Will trade one raging wildfire for 3" of rainfall. Now would be great.
@gurskenator3 жыл бұрын
@@giantfisher I'm up here in Washington state, would love some rain sent my way too!
@ckamashz27013 жыл бұрын
Me as the cyclist: The time has come to build my calf game. The water: Just go to a gym man
@FreZzaaa3 жыл бұрын
It's chain: why are you doing this to me!?
@sixstringedthing3 жыл бұрын
Bike: "Yeah nah mate, can we just not?" ... "Oh, we are? Fine. But you'd better have a nice warm towel and a mid-strength beer ready for me when you're done".
@TheCorrodedMan3 жыл бұрын
Just get some of those floating tires and use those
@enderethan1443 жыл бұрын
Them fishes swimming through the shallow flooded road are the real badasses.
@tc70093 жыл бұрын
they weren't fish dumbass they were eels
@nloc19293 жыл бұрын
That was a Salmon going to breed, total savages man
@TitoRigatoni3 жыл бұрын
@@tc7009 #ConfidentlyIncorrect
@spinninbackfistz79973 жыл бұрын
I love all your videos, but this one had that “top notch ozzy man humor” that made me subscribe in the first place haha ✌️
@jamienelson67803 жыл бұрын
The effort is worth it. Hilarious narration as always! I noticed your never mentioning any current events. My heart goes out to Australia! Stand strong
@thejudgmentalcat3 жыл бұрын
"Nah, yeah, nah" is my new life motto ❤ You're almost 5m subs! Glad to be a part of this weird clan!
@louiscypher67723 жыл бұрын
It's yeah nah yeah.
@zovalentine73053 жыл бұрын
NO NO NO YEAH NAH
@sixstringedthing3 жыл бұрын
@@louiscypher6772 One is negative, the other is affirmative. The simpler "yeah nah" can be used in multiple situations, attached to the beginning of a sentence. E.g. "yeah nah, so I said to the bloke, "whaddya mean ya haven't got any mid-strength beer on tap? What is this, bloody bush week?" Here endeth the lesson. Go now, and spread this gospel to the world. Cheers ;)
@louiscypher67723 жыл бұрын
@@sixstringedthing lol I'm aussie. I've always said yeah nah yeah for everything.
@Becca_28283 жыл бұрын
"A little bit of water never hurt anyone." This video clearly proves otherwise! 🏊♂️🚣♂️🏄♂️
@obscureinception83023 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but... When does it stop being a "little bit of water" and become a "f'ing shltload"? No one ever says _that_ "never hurt anyone"!
@johnm10083 жыл бұрын
No one here actually got hurt though. Some things got ruined but no one was hurt
@kingl337253 жыл бұрын
If you were made out of alkali metals, a little bit would hurt.
@pucayglen27173 жыл бұрын
Buy a Russian SHERP.... 💖💖💖🎉
@Becca_28283 жыл бұрын
@@johnm1008 figure of speech 🤷♀️
@aayushsinghsengar71293 жыл бұрын
"A Prius that think itself a submarine is a danger to society" So are the people that make the crate challenge look effortless
@A_A_K_1233 жыл бұрын
"Cars are not meant to be floatie; they are not ocean vessels." - Ozzy Man
@simonthomas53673 жыл бұрын
Grandma Salmon yelling "Wait for me bitches!!" It can only be Ozzy!
@CowboyBike063 жыл бұрын
I’m always reminded of Monty Python and that’s a very nice compliment to both Ozzy Man and MP!
@vraelbliz3 жыл бұрын
Watching this in the middle of heavy rains is really immersing. Especially when your house are on the flood-prone area
@patricklamshear18063 жыл бұрын
You should have checked first if your house was in a flood plain.
@macanocious30003 жыл бұрын
You are the definition of "destination fukt"...
@Reneesillycar743 жыл бұрын
Good luck with that ✌🏼
@combat20643 жыл бұрын
That counter strike one was amazing but the one got me lol was the commentary on that cyclist. Gold that one. Thanks for making our day better
@jr0325823 жыл бұрын
owner of that flooded internet cafe knows water can’t stop the business and placed all convenience outlets above the computer monitors
@CaptainAMAZINGGG3 жыл бұрын
Boss level move. Every place should be like that tbh.
@orange_cat3 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too. Very clever.
@blobster913 жыл бұрын
Fishes crossing the road is something I'd never thought I'd live to see but here I am. Also, one loose live wire and those gaming fellas would lose their knickers.
@echodelta93 жыл бұрын
FISH!
@kellykellybumbum3 жыл бұрын
I grew up with my folks telling me if I see large standing water across the whole road to turn around, not take a chance on it 😅.
@sixstringedthing3 жыл бұрын
Good advice! Lots of poeple have taken the chance and instantly regretted it, the videos are funny but not when you're actually starring in one. Wasting a bit of time to find an alternative route is much better than taking a trip to Destination F**ked.
@kellykellybumbum3 жыл бұрын
@@sixstringedthingyes definitely. Ty ☺️
@kelindrawn3 жыл бұрын
Fish crossing roads... now I have seen it all.
@Skidrat3 жыл бұрын
Hey Ozzy man , I have in the last few days finished watching all the vids on your channel and I'd just like to point out how legendary your taste in music is. Your a legend mate. 🙂
@gabdlc_3 жыл бұрын
Here in the Philippines, floods are so common that those men(?) don't mind playing Counter Strike soaked.
@hhk57243 жыл бұрын
Hahah “men!?” Part is funny
@klyanadkmorr3 жыл бұрын
I live on a hill street near the highest point blocks away from the river that floods every decade or so. My first house was at a PRETTY area near a park and boat river park, ended up 400yds away from the crested river overflow over the roads into neighborhoods, glad I moved.
@IsaardP3 жыл бұрын
Love the gamer setup, everything wired from up above lol clearly not the first time they had to game through a flood!
@mgsp58713 жыл бұрын
They do the same in Venice, electrical installation neir the ceiling.
@___Anakin.Skywalker3 жыл бұрын
That's philippines
@aguywearingatie58183 жыл бұрын
Shows how hopelessly addicted to games these people are. Truly sad to see kids wasting their lives rotting away in front of computer screens instead of being outside actually living. Three of my nephews are gamers and they won't leave their rooms for weeks at a time. Truly one of the worst addiction.😟
@kimjong-un95353 жыл бұрын
Ozzy Man's the best. Review something from my country. MATE.
@oges743 жыл бұрын
Always wondered if my bins would cope ok in a flood, now I can sleep peacefully knowing they can, thank you Ozzy Man
@judylean6383 жыл бұрын
Hi Ozzyman, u bring lots of mirth, good vibes this way 《SouthAfrica , sometimes can't see screen from crying so much laughing 🤣😄😻🤣thanks bro
@Estorium3 жыл бұрын
Hello fello Saffa :D Here in Cape Town it has been raining (and even hailing) for 3 days now. I am wondering if we too will have floaty cars soon.
@sjwilkin3 жыл бұрын
1:33 is thee most british thing ever - shouting whaaaaayyyy. and i am totally here for it
@TripNWithRed3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! If I owned a Prius, I'd probably drive it into flood waters also. Bye bye Prius.
@fleekwoodmatt43163 жыл бұрын
I really hope those people who drove into the water and totaled their cars didn't have their insurance company cover the cost of their stupidity.
@PeacefulJoint3 жыл бұрын
Why? Not like they hurt anybody but themselves and we got a laugh.
@ayszhang3 жыл бұрын
Well, they will have high insurance premium in the future :)
@orange_cat3 жыл бұрын
@@ayszhang That's how it works. Source: Me, former car idiot.
@JSp4wN3 жыл бұрын
Only an insurance salesman would feel bad about insurance companies having to pay out. As a whole, insurance companies are tip top scammers and grifters.
@debjoy123 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they don't. comprehensive coverage usually takes care of "acts of god" (i.e. those cars that were already parked on the street when the flood waters rose) but it would be the same as someone crashing their own car - it wouldn't fall into the liability, collision, or comprehensive categories.
@edwinchristiandaniel91993 жыл бұрын
2:33 that’s purely here in the Philippines! I use to do this when I was a kid 🤣🤣
@pucayglen27173 жыл бұрын
Bumili ka na lang ng RUSSIAN SHERP KAHIT BAHA NAGMAMANIHO KA PARENT. 👍😉
@BobKelso20103 жыл бұрын
Hard year and even harder times to build evereything up for those who lost their homes. Greets from Germany
@LynnAgain833 жыл бұрын
0.35 The duck coming in hot like "Hi, hello!" 😄
@vwlssnvwls32623 жыл бұрын
I once had to drive my father's car when it was flooding, and his car would stall easily when it rained too heavy. My 15 minute trip from work to home took over an hour from all the stalling and waiting till I could get the car started again. Fun times.
@vijaydhankar37813 жыл бұрын
My conscience: He is not going to make us laugh on a natural disaster situation... Me: anyways..?
@David_Camerwrongun3 жыл бұрын
Ozzyman could make the apocalypse hilarious with his narration. Truly destination fkd
@disavowalf33513 жыл бұрын
Vijay Dhankar...yip, that was my first thought...I was half way up on my high horse and then fell off it laughing!!!
@JSp4wN3 жыл бұрын
@@David_Camerwrongun well, the apocalypse is unfolding before our eyes.
@David_Camerwrongun3 жыл бұрын
@@JSp4wN yeah nah
@sixstringedthing3 жыл бұрын
@@disavowalf3351 nicely put mate. I think part of our resilience as a species (such as it is) comes from being able to find a bit of humour in even the worst situations.
@8523wsxc3 жыл бұрын
We'll just get a new planet and everything will be fine.
@roygeorge53643 жыл бұрын
@UCspzMOeD7aJ_wlHFABT8Pbw hahahaha 😅😂
@Trustee-of-The-Most-High3 жыл бұрын
Pseudoscience
@joeydr14973 жыл бұрын
Elon get your ass on it
@DanielDavies-StellularNebulla3 жыл бұрын
@@joeydr1497 He is
@gloryshadow87103 жыл бұрын
I think we have the best planet around..
@jcchaverri3 жыл бұрын
Great video!! But try living through a flash flood with alligators all around you lol. I did in Texas this past year at an alligator park…pvc pipes definitely served a dual purpose as an alligator walking stick😂
@DylansPen3 жыл бұрын
Salmon: "I'm taking the road not taken."
@ssansu3 жыл бұрын
In Texas on roads that regularly flood there are are signs "Turn around don't drown". Yet every year people try to drive across flooded roads, are carried away downstream, and drown. Sometimes they show it on the news. It doesn't take much water to float a car.
@morrishellgrn3 жыл бұрын
You know it's a good day when Ozzy man reviews uploads
@freezetheice98143 жыл бұрын
it's just water, why would we filipinos stop playing?🤣
@freezetheice98143 жыл бұрын
none shall stop gamers from playing 😎 not even flood🤣
@russruss81013 жыл бұрын
@@freezetheice9814 then one electricity outlet drops to the water.
@freezetheice98143 жыл бұрын
nahh, at that point, the extensions would be on top of something tall
@freezetheice98143 жыл бұрын
since most public computer cafes in the Philippines have their sockets up high because trashtalks could escalate into food fights if you know what i mean🤣 it's basically like a ritual for every gamer in the Philippines before covid
@freezetheice98143 жыл бұрын
@@russruss8101 it's a rite of passage towards being a hardcore gamer here
@tyrranicalt-rad61643 жыл бұрын
2:55 I wish they'd let Ozzy Man into the Posh side of town . 🤣
@JoeBob795693 жыл бұрын
The fact that that guy beeped people out of the way makes it infinitely more satisfying to see him fuck up and float away.
@MaoriGamerDood3 жыл бұрын
I like how the fish wer all: cmon family, let's show the chickens how it's done🤣
@sanjidparvez3 жыл бұрын
"Why did the fish cross the road?" lolz!!
@markj.a3513 жыл бұрын
I really want to interview the people who try driving through such water. I want to know their thought process.
@macklinillustration3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's "I can make that" or "it's not that deep"
@GrizzlyHugz3 жыл бұрын
I imagine it could be a bdsm mistress, who left a client in a water tank with minimal oxygen.
@steveluckhurst23503 жыл бұрын
@@GrizzlyHugz The guy in the floaty blue car is an uber driver. what more do you need to know?
@aljalj85863 жыл бұрын
Thank you ozzyman for always bringing us consistent, wholesome entertainment. You make this world a better place. Lots of gratitude from all of us 😊
@zovalentine73053 жыл бұрын
🙏
@markswanson80703 жыл бұрын
Ozzyman has no equal, he is absolutely hilarious!
@timchinacse3 жыл бұрын
Destination fucked 🤣
@MJorgy53 жыл бұрын
"Gimme some of that raw salmon determination" 😄 *Whips out soy sauce and wasabi*
@Gadavillers-Panoir3 жыл бұрын
Ozzyyyyy greetings from Sri Lanka 🇱🇰
@blood45353 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Sri Lanka
@Lazy-Boii3 жыл бұрын
Well at least he got his wind screen wiper on🤷♂️😂😂
@ronburgundy27383 жыл бұрын
The real Ozzy is back! This bloke is my favorite influencer
@franciscolindorjr67493 жыл бұрын
0:36 the duck just floating like nothing is wrong 🤣
@galaxytraveler57793 жыл бұрын
1:14 i wonder if the driver put the car in park and was expecting to just float across and then be on their merry way. Lol
@scowlistic3 жыл бұрын
"raw salmon determination" 🤣🤣🤣
@Windspeace3 жыл бұрын
Name for a street sushi bar? ;)
@zovalentine73053 жыл бұрын
Foke the factory farmed fish!
@chrischappell98243 жыл бұрын
"Shit balls, I jinxed it"!😅
@s-w3 жыл бұрын
People driving through water: "I have a magical engine that doesn't need air."
@sixstringedthing3 жыл бұрын
Prius owner: "My vehicle runs on a special kind of electricity that isn't affected by water in any way."
@krikeydial34303 жыл бұрын
"We all live in a Prius submarine, a Prius submarine..."
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing3 жыл бұрын
I now realize our LAN gaming commitment back in the day was bush league. We had 12 player Wifi matches in vans. MULTIPLE vans. Going down the freeway trying to stay in range of each other. But never hardcore enough to keep the power on in a flooded basement.
@TK1999993 жыл бұрын
The best part of that cyclist bit, was the duck swimming in the puddle in the foreground.
@mrinalini91123 жыл бұрын
I've been hearing a lot about Australia's rat plague, Ozzy man would you be kind enough to do a video on that?
@frostdemen13 жыл бұрын
Can't they stole all the video equipment
@sixstringedthing3 жыл бұрын
And then ate it.
@thelemoneater3 жыл бұрын
That's where the benefits of living in a valley kicks in, it's only the poor bastards near the bottom that have to worry about flooding, if that ever happens.
@Hauketal3 жыл бұрын
In Germany a lot of families lost their homes when the water came down the side slopes down the hills. Or at least were cut off from all roads.
@hebl473 жыл бұрын
I've put in an enormous amount of effort to write this comment. I hope you appreciate it, Ozzy!
@frostdemen13 жыл бұрын
My god pin this stroke of poetic genius at the very top
@kunalanmurthy18283 жыл бұрын
The bloke, who thought he could cross the "submerged" pathway at 15 mph beeping to movie the cars aside while people cheered for him got me 🤣
@philcorrigan56413 жыл бұрын
I think that moment was when humans peaked as a species. Absolute pinnacle of evolution
@TimHaunFishing3 жыл бұрын
The irony that a Prius, built with motors on each hub with sofisticated electronics going for a dip....love it.
@PriyadarsheePDash3 жыл бұрын
Humans really underestimate water too much. As an advice, never test your mettle in water unless u have ample experience.
@jayebuss55623 жыл бұрын
And never let your computer game addiction get in the way of a good electrocution! Lol
@kmsbismarckhoodaintshit42423 жыл бұрын
Oh look at them drive straight to their doom in the water Reminds me of the old days
@kaj71353 жыл бұрын
What old days? Noah’s ark? lol
@CyberMew3 жыл бұрын
Salmon forever swimming upstream against the flow… 😂
@npj813 жыл бұрын
A Prius that thinks it's a submarine, is a danger to society 🤣🤣🤣
@davidtogi58783 жыл бұрын
Flood lesson: 1. Walk slowly. Carefully thread where you want to step into, make sure its solid and steady. 2. Check the depth before running your car into a floody spot. 3. Hang out with your friends, less stress when the flood is happening, who knows they might help you with the clean up later.
@AndrewOvenden3 жыл бұрын
“Raw salmon determination” Mmmmmmmm, now I’m determined to have sushi tonight!
@clarkeous16873 жыл бұрын
2:35 i think this was on phillipines, when kiddos are even allowed to play pisonet 1 peso = 5 mins internet and play Crossfire.
@henryate50283 жыл бұрын
Playing fortnite with my swimming shorts in the pool sounds like a good idea
@patrickb13033 жыл бұрын
Dude I don’t know why but your videos always make me laugh my ass off, good writing and delivery.
@MarkMcLenaghan3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for another video. You make us laugh every time. Please keep making more videos.
@カザフスタンのオレグ3 жыл бұрын
this is a comment. sort of
@wait...what...3 жыл бұрын
0:35 the duck just cruising across the street 😂😂😂
@robertkustos29313 жыл бұрын
'why did the fish cross the road ? Because it could'. 😭 😭 All the best Ozzy . From 🏴
@Dregonamind3 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to comment, I understand that's a lot of effort." Best 'please comment' line ever!
@deanconn82537 ай бұрын
It floods here a lot in my part of Texas. When I was younger my uncle would always make me walk in front of the truck to see how deep the water was. It's a wonder I was never swept away or drowned.