"I'm Lost For Words!" - Unexplainable Sh*t #4

[@SkunkApe407]

The "tiny men on the fence" reminds me of joke photos we used to take when I did roofing. Stand just right and block the house with your shoulders, making it look like the rest of the guys are tiny dudes standing on your shoulders. We took one where one of the guys dressed like an angel and I was wearing devil horns, making it look like those old cartoons of an angel and devils standing on each shoulder of our boss.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Forced perspective. There's some cool street art that uses the same principal.

[@SkunkApe407]

@@Axolotl_Mischief I think anyone who ever owned a Polaroid camera made at least one shoebox full of goofy photos like that.😂 It's a cool artistic concept that always seems to carry a whimsical, yet comical connotation. Gotta love it!

[@mickmadmouth]

These days the cameras don't make it easy with the focus being on the most front image.. But yeah, I used to take wedding photos where the bride or groom is on the hand of the other

[@SUNNYGARG]

I've done the waterfall flowing in fisted hand photography 😂😂

[@AFloridaSon]

Just think, with all of the fake videos out there, someone could get a true video of a monster from a different dimension, and no one would believe it. 😅

[@GetawayFilms]

I thought it would be pretty obvious by now why all the videos are fake...

[@notahotshot]

​@@GetawayFilms Because monsters from other dimensions can't be filmed or recorded with our technology?

[@GetawayFilms]

​@@notahotshotEXACTLY! No wait...

[@xurx2838]

I'd like a part 2 on the dimension jumper. 🎉

[@-in-the-meantime...]

Paying good for footage of my first wife yes

[@flyingplantwhale545]

Ausie man’s ausie hair being fake is the biggest conspiracy of them all.

[@cody39yrs]

Yeah I honestly thought that was real LOL. Dodgy bastard fooled me.

[@AmtrakandAWVRFan]

Takes me back to when a fictional pop star took her wig off and shows her true self.

[@klj2382]

I always thought it was real 😔

[@akmal94ibrahim]

First time finding this out and that to me, was the most unexplainable shit

[@Me-qp8vz]

Nah Ozzy pretending his not a mommys boy is more like it.

[@castrinecubique983]

1:44 the front desk security guy is messing with the security camera guy 🤣 Night shifts are boring, they gotta keep things interesting.

[@DrBenWiles]

I saw this on YT somewhere else and they guy swears that an old woman walked in. When they checked she had died there earlier that week (it's a hospital).

[@korbindallas4552]

I say the night guard is bored and the doors randomly open by themselves every few minutes all night long. He finally decided to have some fun with it and entertain himself.

[@Rotorhead1651]

Absofuckinlutely, 💯% AGREED!! 😂

[@dillis2188]

​@user-gp9bt6fy4b yeah, and if you repost this comment three times, you'll be asked out by your crush! Stop being so gullible.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

100% something I would do at 3:37 am while baked and alone at work...just to mess with anyone onlookers lol

[@brianthesnail3815]

When I was a child I lived on a farm, we used to get deliveries of milk in glass bottles here in the UK. We would find one empty milk bottle on our doorstep alongside the other full ones. This went on a for a while, and we eventually found out that a donkey we had as a pet would get out of his field go and drink a bottle of milk and then carefully put it back on the step and go back to his field. Unexplained and mysterious unless you had seen it. He was fed milk as a foal from a bottle so he just liked it. Then again there were the ghost monks that we used to see who walked through the hedges as our farm used to be a monastery. Not quite as easily explained.

[@morena012]

Oh! That is so adorable 😻

[@thermalwinter]

how did he open the bottle?

[@brianthesnail3815]

@@thermalwinter With his tongue. We had foil caps on milk bottles back in the 1970s in the UK that were not very secure that a small child could peel it off with their fingers. Birds used to peck holes in them to get at the cream as well. Our donkey just got the end of the bottle in his mouth and sucked the whole cap off and swallowed it with the milk by tipping his head in the air. He then gently placed it back down, not just throw it away or drop it. Amazing to watch.

[@wullaballoo2642]

@@brianthesnail3815 I still get milk delivered in glass bottles with the foil caps

[@DeadSerious1]

@@wullaballoo2642ditto. Birmingham I live and it’s still delivered here too

[@DarrylBallegeer]

The night guard was clearly checking in a disabled vampire. Well known fact they don't show up on camera.

[@itsmyboardwhotalk]

didnt we see him in what we do in the shadows? was he not the familiar of ozzy?

[@muhkdoomali]

Bless you man! You've brought so much joy in people's lives over the years. Thank you for being an overall cool dude.

[@aunaun6775]

"Video editing, alcohol, and missing 90% of your brain -I can explain!"😂😅

[@jimwind7589]

That is Kennedy brain after the worm ate it

[@rjswas]

That had me rolling 🤣🤣

[@cnmnnaturalist]

Someone I know worked as a greeter/assistant at a hospital and would rehearse different 'scenarios' when nobody was around. She got caught a few times and was even accused of either being a spiritual medium or a hallucinating psychopath.

[@alphagt62]

I just saw an out take from the original Dracula movie, the doctor discovered him because he didn’t show up in the mirror!

[@Malum95]

3:03 dobby doing the walk of shame after finding your socks

[@Carla-GenX]

The paranormal just needed Ozzy Man to do commentary !!!! I never knew I needed this! Sending cold Canadian love

[@Indian_Ravioli]

the bendy girl was in this compilation just for the thumbnail😂

[@jessehickman668]

It made my Dumass click!

[@miladhomayoun9924]

Yeah me too Monkey see monkey do

[@ronmcmartin4513]

They like to participate AND watch!

[@Myownchanelhere]

That wasn't the thumbnail for me

[@NickG_]

I’ll watch the rest of this video during the day thank you very much

[@basquat76]

That spider is gonna give me nightmares. I'll be checking the corners in my bathroom for the rest of my life now. Cheers Ozzy

[@danielbroadbridge886]

does anyone know what it actually is?

[@bradezzell7226]

It's a turtle...

[@basquat76]

@@bradezzell7226 What kind of turtle is that, and since when do turtles climb walls

[@js290]

@@basquat76 perspective... wall or floor?

[@basquat76]

@@js290 Damn it you are gonna make me see it again.

[@iamalphalim]

That's Homer Simpsons skull x-ray 😅

[@TLowGrrreen]

It's equally fake, but not Homer. The bone isn't thick enough, and there would be a crayon lodged in the brain.😊

[@flyboy2592]

WHO TF IS ETHAN! AND WHERE IS MY OZZYMAN! DOES HE NEED HELP!

[@TheWay.O]

His real name is Ethan Marrell

[@flyboy2592]

@@TheWay.O I was making a joke of it being a different person. Since he took off the wig and needed a trim in his beard.

[@TheWay.O]

@@flyboy2592 oh cool then

[@GetawayFilms]

@@flyboy2592 I am filled with disappointment every time an exchange like this occurs and someone has to explain themselves.

[@williambonilla4092]

Ethan is one of his multiple personalities. 😆 🤣

[@dawniebee946]

There's me thinking our dog was barking at blades of grass 🤷‍♀️ BRING OUT THE CRUCIFIXES

[@kernicterus1233]

I think I can help with the 4:50 clip. This looks like an MRI image of a baby or infant who has had intraventricular haemorrhages as a newborn and has ended up with a problem called hydrocephalus. This image could be is a slice through either the left or right lateral ventricle, not the midline. I’ve seen similar images during my time in neonatology.

[@twistedtippy22]

The mullet is a wig?!?! Everything in life is a LIE! 😭

[@markamundsen6633]

Is the beard a lie too?

[@documentariesbycategory1483]

@@markamundsen6633 perhaps a merkin having a go as fake face hairs?

[@TheCaptainbeefylog]

0:55 I'm less worried about the tiny men than I am about those gas cylinders left in direct sunlight for God knows how long. Some look like they've already begun to deform.

[@rutambhagat4556]

Ozzy man wears a WIG!!! and is trimming his beard? Biggest anime betrayals of all time

[@Zxzzzzxzz]

Wtf since when was that a wig!!

[@jimmynovak7913]

@@ZxzzzzxzzFr, wtf?!

[@castrinecubique983]

who tf is Ethan?!

[@Wortnik]

First Nickocado now this!!!! The world has gone mental! 🤣

[@DanFarrell98]

I guess you missed it when he shaved off all his hair

[@Rmomar]

No wildest conspiracy in the world has a Hd recording for a reason. 😂😂

[@JamesTurner-os7sw]

Absolutely the man at 3:19 is alcohol. 10 hours earlier that was a spontaneous WhatsApp conversation between friends that went "Alright mate, do you fancy a beer?", "Ok, but just a couple, I've got a job interview in the morning.". We've all been there.

[@chasecharland1160]

Back when jurassic park came out, I had some electric Raptor toys that would screech like the movie. Randomly in the middle of the night they would screech for no reason and be totally terrifying to a 10 year old me sleeping in the dark. Even when I took the batteries out they still did it every once in awhile 😱 I learned later on that toys like that are made with a small battery kind of device to hold a charge and alow it to work properly, internally, to help the batteries you put in to function properly at high use. Scared the absolute BGEEs out of me for months. Also, huge dinosaur and jurassic park fan, wish I had those nightmares these days, better than the movies these days.

[@SIFIactual]

That blokes fence is crawling with Brownies😂😂

[@FairdinkumMate]

Flexibility and spready to the gods. 😂😂😂😂

[@amcconnell6730]

... and no need to buy a vase!

[@goldbud2287]

2 pink 1 stink

[@FairdinkumMate]

@@amcconnell6730 you got it.

[@FairdinkumMate]

@@amcconnell6730 yep.

[@StevenBLevy]

Thank you for lightening our day each week or so.

[@YourHandleHere84]

Spider looking thing was horrifying.

[@bradezzell7226]

The one in the corner of the ceiling? It's a turtle 🐢 pinned to the floor using elastic cord. Then filmed from above at an angle to make it look like it's on the ceiling.

[@qpwo8]

@@bradezzell7226 can you show me proof that is what it is or do you just think it is that? or are you the sicko who did it?

[@AcidAroma]

@@bradezzell7226how tf do you know that?

[@peterf.229]

it was actually an Octopus I think

[@AcidAroma]

@@peterf.229Octo = 8. That’s basic elementary school mathematics… whatever that was has more than 8 tentacles. I would say it’s a turtle strapped down but the appendages seem to move on their own and grip at will.

[@Papawsaurus]

Mexico didn’t unbox aliens, they’re undocumented migrants. 😂😂😂

[@Morna777]

My thought was natural mummy with birth defect. King Tut had a skull like that due to inbreeding.

[@Chase_PluTo]

Finding out ozzyman wears a wig got me like "im lost for words"😂🙆

[@chrispratt3888]

Elongated head, very mindful I think...😂

[@seajelly2421]

Very demure.

[@SchoolforHackers]

Very tasteful.

[@rosshamber429]

Nice one Ozzy. Really enjoyed the sharing at the end. I'm gonna head over to substack, i think thats right. Excellent video

[@nicholass2099]

3:50 I am forever scarred but just curious now 😂

[@benjaminzedrine]

I have cleaned both schools and shopping centres on night shift. Can confirm, sometimes you get spooked.

[@mattfabian3796]

OMG - I've been watching for a year and had no idea that was a novelty hat. Thank god.

[@nicolebogda1482]

Ozzyman is just the BEST!!!

[@Jeff0608]

Love waking up to a ozzyman video

[@ThorsteinnK]

You know we love you man!

[@wglennhowells]

I can’t get that wall bug thing out of my mind now, thanks… 😢

[@Rotorhead1651]

Ah, no worries, mate. It's just a couple of Huntsman Spiders makin' MORE Huntsman Spiders. 😉🖕😈

[@SchoolforHackers]

@@Rotorhead1651 YOU’RE NOT HELPING!!

[@Morna777]

Somebody said they had heard it's a turtle tied to the floor with stretchy cords to make a spooky video.

[@rosem6604]

I'm glad to see some people still appreciate the written word!

[@nh251]

Wait, that was a wig this whole time?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Bravo sir! That was the highlight of the video for me!

[@korbindallas4552]

I think it was real for a period of time. But remember there is a Mrs Ozzyman and the Ozzytyke.

[@beehappee2883]

He shaved his head for a fans kid that had cancer💕

[@nh251]

@@beehappee2883 Ozzyman must be protected at all costs!

[@hansvonmannschaft9062]

An actor spotted it during one of those interviews he did some months ago, and he replied: "How did ya notice?!" smiling and with his accent, of course 🙂.

[@leesydneyharry7958]

You’ve out done yourself Ethan.🎉Love your work. LaVagabond has set the goal of 2 million subscribers 😂❤

[@ajslaughter3141]

1:17 WTF IS THIS 😭😭😭

[@imissmybed3469]

the way I screamed WHAT THE HELL IS THATTTTTTTTTTTT NOOOOO

[@wuzzlebottom]

What was it? 😅

[@grantpowell4135]

When in doubt blame Australia for wierd nightmare fuel creatures

[@Scarletraven87]

Probably some mating stuff. Probably more than 2. I bet on creatures similar to a tarantula, despite the legs almost looking like stretched goo

[@LindaC616]

Two beetles smashing?

[@the_wretched]

BEST SERIES TO DATE!! 🤣🤘🏽💜

[@123456wasp]

Thank you sir. 🫵😎👍

[@trudimclaren4301]

Love the Substack - thank you! ❤

[@Im-Not-a-Dog]

3:30 Naw, mate. Thats not alcohol, thats a tweaker.

[@eelhead1141]

2:00 When you have no one to practice BJJ with you.

[@johntaylor3100]

The little aliens look like a related to e.T

[@richterkennedy2101]

That was cool. I’ve seen a lot of those videos before. Something I’m definitely interested in. But your commentary makes some better. Cheers

[@katthy092]

Halloween arrived early to ozzy man

[@lee-qz7bd]

Safe to say Ethan and Ozzyman make my day. Love ya mate

[@hampumba9752]

I subscribe because your content is a good perk for me. Every time i see a new video of yours comes out i think. Oh look my mate wants to make me happy again. So thanks bro you are the best, cheers😊

[@thyhandrevolve]

My favorite episode by a mile 😜

[@gumgumdumdum5824]

Skin walkers roaming around at 4:30 AM In the middle of nowhere, sounds like klamath falls, oregon 😂

[@BenjySparky]

Ozzy man, you rock! 😂Peace

[@robjohnston1114]

Ozzy Man misses a flagrant spready to the gods! Now that's unexplainable!

[@257796]

Chin looks fantastic bruv

[@ethanclairville6434]

A fellow Ethan! Ethans rise up! Our time is nigh!

[@SUNNYGARG]

Alien Elon-Gated head, pretty ironical😂😂😂😂

[@robertday5243]

Your bloody brilliant you are, don't ever change.

[@Perfect_Dark_77]

Finally a real ozzyman video and not silent crap.

[@suhrudbangal4388]

Honey I shrunk the Haitians😂😂😂 -large orange man

[@AllanMcKay]

HE wears a wig!? Noo! This is unacceptable, we must cancel him now! :P

[@Sunshinelulu1]

The aliens look like the aliens from the 1st Men in Black movie 😂😂😂😂 the ones that were hiding in the human suits that the killer alien was looking for 😂😂😂

[@zacplunkett8490]

Love ya work, brother!!

[@Arslaton80]

I love your channel! We need more destination videos

[@Ralien666TV]

You're a legend to us all!

[@andreibirnoveanu1913]

Looking good Ozzy man

[@timbramley4761]

This is a great video ozzy man should do more videos like this

[@RobDucharme]

0:55 You can't deny it, this is a great shot... 3:07 A drunk furry? lol.. 3:35 The walk of shame, but she has to work REALLY early this morning so it's still dark out and she's still a bit piled up (I don't know if Aussies or Americans say that, but "getting piled up" is a term in western Canada when describing getting drunk).. 4:02 Haha, how many times have I walked into that sort of trap? "Ah, sh!t..." 5:51 We need more guys like this, and less reality tv star BS.

[@deadeye4421]

Best vid you have ever done!!

[@inkdreaper874]

That security guard just didn't want to piss off the ghost who had to come to the hospital. His day was bad enough

[@soldier_4th_class]

Ozzyman's wig itself is a conspiracy theory

[@richardmilton9475]

Keep up the great content and set goals!

[@marlujo653]

Roof workers are the Borrowers with jobs! 😂

[@PamCrews-j9z]

That's Methany running around the woods😮

[@bossmare1480]

"Fak me dead"........ Love it 😂🤣😂🤣

[@WossKracken-zp2vr]

I fucken love your vids, it’s like daily dose of internet but funny

[@CachEsber]

Only Ozzy Man can make horror videos funny 🤣

[@Potrimpo]

5:08 -- JUMPSCARE

[@Paul_Allaker8450]

1:08 is 100% Australia and you know it!! 😂😂

[@philiprowney]

1:18 - That's a spider in the last moments of a massive fungal infection. SIC: Cordyceps

[@FairdinkumMate]

Don't worry mate you will reach the target. Cheers.

[@jackzimmer5769]

Oh if we do get 500 I love to see bozza back and more afl commentary both golden back in the day

[@phillwainewright4221]

I love these "Inexplicable Shit" videos. (The comment bots are in already!)

[@Mortthemoose]

Ethan!! It's YOU!! 💕 Another brilliant video mate. Thank you. Get well soon to Mrs Ozzy Man Lots of love, from Scotland, uk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🌍💐

[@J_Jones]

WIG??? You're telling me its a WIG!!!!!! well I'll be blown . a wig

[@auntiethetical]

First time Ozzy Man has scared the 💩 outta me! 😱

[@christinamann3640]

Ok if an Australian says ‘what is that thing?’ that is a HELL no from me

[@lshc0304]

4:49 "bruh, you so dumb, can you use your brain?" "arr... technically no"

[@mikeyt3784]

Seriously, someone better explain what that creature was or I'm never going outside again...

[@n1ppe]

Robot

[@iamdb1990]

it's Ozzy Man... oh, not the end of the video, never mind, no idea

[@mikeyt3784]

@@n1ppe yeah I kinda figured it has to be lol.

[@bradezzell7226]

The one in the corner of the ceiling? It's a turtle 🐢 pinned to the floor using elastic cord. Then filmed from above at an angle to make it look like it's on the ceiling.

[@mikeyt3784]

@@bradezzell7226 well that's just fucking mean.

[@valentijnsnelder4684]

Bitrate? Nope, definitely a goblin

[@addycharles1824]

I like how you still say "here's me face" when it has been long time since you showed your face and most of us has already seen it, anyway looking forward to see more of your videos! Cheers mate!

[@larshamilton40]

RFK Jr's brain MRI.. damn those worms

[@peterf.229]

🤣🤣🤣💀

[@Skipperdjl]

Ozzyman. I watch all your vids. I taught preschool in 1976. We had a social worker bring in a newborn, found in a dumpster, which had no brain. Holding a flashlight next to its head you could see through his skull. He did 2 months later. Freeky!

[@raymondg7565]

Thank you, Ethan.

[@ONEFATE9]

Oh My God! Ozzy Man's hair is fake?? He's going to shave his beard???? EVERYTHING'S CHANGE, IT'S NOT THE SAME!!!!

[@jeanaprewitt9658]

Deep fake. "Ethan" being Ozzyman is really Ozzyman being "Ethan".

[@grahamrvalladarez4038]

The security guard at 1:25 needs a raise

[@witters777]

You’rea good bloke ozzyman.