Ozzy Man Reviews: Does Australia Exist?

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[@alexanderg1935]

As an Englishman, let me apologise for the emotional meltdown of this android. We'll have him topped up on vegemite and back to normal in no time.

[@BurningBrightMonster]

Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK Don't be mad because you're third world ass can't keep up with Dear Old Blighty

[@Dr_Wu]

Alexander G your an idiot

[@sherifmourad79]

loool

[@corybumstead5320]

Alexander G aren't you guys shitty now. You sent us to the best country and Weather in the world and you are stuck in bleak miserable England

[@officerchad1213]

Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK take a chill pill mate, it’s not like the British were the only one to do that, the French, the Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch etc. and also it may be debatable but in some cases the British left some of their colonies in a better state then they found them. Especially in Australia, New Zealand and Canada. The British built infrastructure, industry and have these nations technology that would enable them to survive in the modern world. If the British hadn’t colonized Africa, despite the face that many people died, not going to deny that. The content would be controlled by tribal warlords with 17th century technology

[@themudpit621]

As an Australian I can confirm, all those 'overseas' places don't exist. I've driven for thousands of kilometers and never found anywhere but here. I flew overseas once, but just wound up in Tassie. Australia is all there is.

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂

[@randyhutchinson9910]

Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha, right on

[@FuqUYouTube]

But I'm real! *IM REEAALL!!!!* (As I slowly turn invisible and fade away)

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

@@FuqUKZbin you turn *invisible, my man

[@randyhutchinson9910]

@@FuqUKZbin don't go invisible!!!! I keep try to get outa here, and I drive for miles, into exhaustion, and keep waking up in the same place !!!! I'm starting to believe, I don't exist !

[@pratiknalage1666]

1950: There will be flying cars in future 2019: Does Australia exist?

[@ongbonga9025]

@Scottish Thor What's a Scottish? My Stepdad says he's one of them but I've never been to a Scottishland so it obviously doesn't exist. I know who Thor is. That shit is real. Dude with magic weather hammer.

[@AaronHahnStudios]

THE FLYING CAR HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1997. sorry caps, but i cant be fuked re-typing that

[@sanjeevdandin9350]

Even as joke your initial sentence is wrong There are already flying cars dude Normal people just don't use them

[@lmoral222]

@@sanjeevdandin9350 < NPC spotted.

[@sanjeevdandin9350]

@@lmoral222 NPC? Dude no context joke! Lol

[@monkeseeaction21987]

We should start a conspiracy theory that flat earth society doesn't exist

[@mattetjus]

I actually thought it was only some "joke" made up by a bunch of bored American college kids.. I mean, in any country with high literacy and widespread (and not highly censored) internet access - who could be so intellectually unlucky to believe such a joke?

[@sojournerkarunatruth4406]

@Martin Ma your comment sort of reminds me of the Christian's fabricating a joke, a pretty lame one, at that; that everyone ought to pretend that **atheist's** **don't** **exist** 🤯😭😏 OK Herbert I'm done paying taxes.

[@M30W07]

What flat earth society? I thought that didn’t exist

[@daxriley8195]

@@M30W07 Of course they exist, they're a global organisation!

[@riteshsaha2207]

They are all actors hired by the government

[@thecuttingsark5094]

Surely if us Poms invented a fake country, we’d plan to win the Ashes a bit more often

[@barbiatch3029]

True statement right there!! 🤣🤣

[@KonFry]

Under rated comment

[@xanpenguin754]

btw thanks for Sir Bradman, Shane Warne, Ricky Pointing, Steve Smith, Allen Border. They've been very helpful!

[@riteshkamboj7565]

You created the game and didn't win the world cup until now

[@TakerKaneanite619]

We quite clearly didn't want to make it too obvious.

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

Yeah of course Australia exists, but I'm really doubting New Zealand. Most maps agree. I mean, you're trying to tell me Mordor and Hobbiton are on the same island?

[@thatfishingfella4672]

But, New Zealand is not middle earth

[@tobylipinski5579]

Can confirm NZ is real

[@BiaXia]

r/wooosh

[@Draconorst]

If New Zealand doesn't exist, then where the fuck am I?

[@kosaba11]

Draconorst, You're obviously just in Abbreviated Reviews's head.

[@Lukemplant]

If the government came up with Aussie man, then fuck me I’m happy to be manipulated.

[@laythadrian5705]

I mentioned to a flat Earther colleague of mine that I'm planning to move to Australia. He just laughed and said, "Good luck." I now understand why he thinks I'm wasting my time.

[@MrDALE-jy8tu]

Crater earth......

[@catgrrrl5666]

😂😂😂👍

[@allenjenkins7947]

Don't worry, the Earth sucks just as hard on the underside.

[@mamapetillo8675]

I sincerely hope that your friend doesn’t have some kind of job involving geophysics. Then we’d be well and truly f*****.

[@MrNickelbrille]

You startet to waste your time, talking to a flatearther ;-)

[@fredcarlson5873]

"I'm a tangible real human being". Thats exactly what a computer generated AI Ozzy would say.

[@impressi5697]

Fred Carlson I was expecting him to say "I'm a tangible real wanker"

[@ShovelChef]

Verbatim. I was about to write this. As a joke, of course.

[@LuciferAMidnight]

Aussie*

[@georgeschnakenberg7808]

To be fair

[@ShadowGamingReal1]

“Ozzy” 💀

[@-paulmp]

I'm Australian... If I'm actually an actor, I'm definitely not getting paid enough.

[@themudpit621]

Wait up, I'm not getting paid AT ALL!! Is there a union or something? I've got decades worth of paychecks coming!

[@jepoiy03]

you still hiring actors??

[@tremere26]

Ask the Soros guy, he seems to pay for everything these days.

[@rockyp3917]

Me too

[@Hallands.]

Paul Pichugin Now, now! With the Earth being flat and all, you've got to accept that wages are flat-lining as well, come on!

[@EricDec]

I went to Australia and people around were all actors. They didn't know what to say so they just said "mate" all the time. They drugged me with 10 beers and the next day I couldn't remember anything. Be careful.

[@PeterWalkerHP16c]

Haw can yer go to straya if it doesn't exist, yer fucken drongo ... and decamps is what crims do.

[@sinister6693]

Then get some bitches BTW its female dog you big fat liar

[@sigaries4062]

Now that, I do believe..Cheers mate! Haha

[@Adam-ko6dx]

😂😂😂😂

[@pdx121]

Good story 10 outta10

[@cur5edbard]

I'm over 50 and knew for a fact Australia existed all my life...until I watched this video.

[@melaniesimpson1917]

Lol 😂

[@angeluscorpius]

I'm also over 50. I've always believed that Australia existed. Heck, I've even been to some place called Melbourne, and Sydney, and Perth, and Tasmania... But those places were sets and the people in it actors? Wow. Just wow.... I guess that means New Zealand is also fake then... cos I had to fly thru Australia to get to New Zealand... I guess all that "Earthquake damage" was just a cover story because they didn't have enough time to finish the set proper.

[@karlmuller3690]

@@angeluscorpius - "Yeah, nah I've spotted one, he's on to us boy's he's quick for Yank, but he's on to us"..... lol Cheers, from the "Land/s Down Under"

[@doktormcnasty]

While the evidence presented in this clip IS admittedly compelling the simple fact of the matter is that Australia can not exist. The only way Australia could exist is if the world was round but since it is actually flat there's no actual way that it can.

[@SavagelyBadAtLosing]

@@paulrichardson2554 it's a planet

[@jamesrcole78]

No Australian has ever been able to get past one of those "I am not a robot" check boxes.

[@ashleyking6743]

James Cole hahahahahahahaha I loved that comment. Im Australian and had issues with that box plenty of times.

[@barrelsofwaste7658]

Yeah I hate those tricky photo boxes you have to tap

[@connor2015]

thing is they're all the right way up. we can't recognize the photos

[@WojciechP915]

That's just because they can't read.

[@kardiaclark8111]

😂 as an Australian I find this hilarious 😂

[@bodacious2276]

I never questioned the existence of Australia until I saw this video. Now I'm skeptical.

[@jimmydishkawnt]

Yep the cyborg android is Too defensive 🤔

[@Collinv707]

Thats Exactly what I was going to say

[@alisonholland7531]

Seriously? Mate there's days I wish my dad hadn't dragged our arses to Oz but then I think England's wet, cold and fucking miserable, at least here it's hot (the humidity is fucked but) and there's a shit ton of seafood, think I should stop whinging and be grateful I'm not still stuck in pommy land.

[@mattw7949]

Look closely at 13:05... you can see the glitch on the CGI. Totally not a really person.

[@arnolourens2030]

@Scoobie dude why you talking to your imaginary friend again? Victor is a figment of your imaginatoin. Classic bipolar case. Defending your ego

[@diegcel]

Still not 100% conviced that somewhere in this planet exits such an amazing land full of Sheilas and Wankers... I may need a second part of this video.

[@sambatchelor4031]

That’s exactly what a computer generated persona would say...

[@kuba_ota5154]

Sam Batchelor nice chair

[@charliestanton]

nice nut

[@eldestgruff]

Classic false flag operation

[@9012phnx]

😂😂😂😂

[@w1ckedtheunknown872]

Sam Batchelor I live in Australia

[@kingtutankhamun6022]

Flat earthers: Australia is not real Flat earthers in Australia: Am I a joke to you?

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

LOOL

[@shintenkai1648]

😂😂😂 fml

[@roshanravi4592]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@I_am_a_man_of_science]

Underrated Comment.

[@annapaula3352]

But Australia does exists in the flat earth map.

[@davidvondoom2853]

Actors pretending to be Australians must be one of the biggest sources of employment in the world.

[@jamescooper2825]

Finally, those cunts get jobs.... us kiwis been doing them for too long

[@codystephens5939]

im moving right now!!!

[@liveitwithdev6016]

Dude I get paid every month for acting as an Australian and I'm not even Australian

[@ollierichards2370]

aussie accent is easy you just end every sentence mate

[@xhuthemonk1652]

That's where my tax is going

[@prabhanjantelang509]

Ozzy Man: Look at me, I am real. Flat-Earthers: That’s exactly what a computer program would be programmed to say.

[@cms1138]

That unit behind you is from ikea. Ikea is Swedish. You're in Sweden. Case closed.

[@conformistbastard2763]

Busted!

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

sound logic. you got me convinced.

[@legolas-zg5cc]

IKEA is world wide

[@cms1138]

No shit, it was a joke dumb ass.

[@oneotuvalev9297]

The whole world is actually a Sweden, we all live in Sweden. The world beyond Sweden is inhospitable to humans. Ikea is actually a tree of life that keeps giving life force to humans. We are all alive thanks to Sweden. Be grateful

[@FahimAuvro]

I'm from Australia and I don't exist

[@somef-ingband3003]

Fahim Auvro sorry to hear that

[@theflyingfalconxyx5432]

LOL U BALL SHIT computer

[@Bobmaster420]

me too

[@deanfenech]

I'm from Australia and sometimes I WISH i didn't exist

[@tomlwin1710]

Yeah I don't here

[@youtubevanced4900]

Rays wife doesn't even react. She's lived with Ray for 50 years and knows what's coming.

[@laylaluann9541]

She cringed hard

[@elcapitano1972]

😂🤣

[@makarabaduk1754]

"Oh Ray, it's just like our wedding night"

[@bigal6352]

Sick and tired of hearing people who've never even been there saying that Australia obviously exists. I spent 3 weeks holiday there in 2019 and can absolutely confirm that it doesn't exist!

[@samanthajenkins2399]

Australian passport control official: Do you have a criminal record? Some idiot a friend knew: Do you still need one to get in?

[@EmpireYellow1]

Hahaha

[@Henry-zh2ci]

Australians call eatchother mate because it’s short for inmate

[@samanthajenkins2399]

@@Henry-zh2ci Really? I had not heard that.

[@nathanholyland9493]

Samantha Jenkins think it’s a joke to be fair

[@samanthajenkins2399]

@@nathanholyland9493 Righto.

[@amarthyachandar5355]

The mad dog impersonation proves that Australia is real. Cheers mate.

[@baltsosser]

That shit was hilarious.

[@HAL-nt6vy]

Hitler was born in Austria and proved it was real. Not so hilarious though.

[@EricChamplin]

I lived in Australia for a year lol. If Australia doesn't exist, WHERE DID I GO!? Disclaimer: I'm a computer-generated persona and shouldn't be trusted.

[@PTcruser65]

Agh, The Matrix!! Douhhh

[@AndrewFishman]

Eric Champlin, I have lived in Australia for 45 of my 48 years, in a city that also does not exist as Capital according to the Mandela wankers. So, if my cuntry (no mistake) does not exist, and the Bush Capital does not exist, I guess I am in real trouble.

[@toasterfridge1295]

I’ve lived in Australia 🇦🇺 all my life bruh

[@aaronburns8858]

Do you know for sure that the place you went was Australia? It could have been any large island. It was probably Italy or something. Don't trust google maps, or whoever makes paper maps, or airlines, or anyone else.

[@toasterfridge1295]

Aaron Burns I’m sorry but I was born in Australia I’m only a teenager but I’m pretty sure that I’m not a robot computer if you really have trust issues with that, take it up with the indigenous aboriginals!!!! AUSTRALIA DOES EXIST!!!!!!!!! If you’re really struggling, what country is this flag from? 🇦🇺

[@robertmakins5070]

Vegemite is the grease they use to lubricate the internal mechanics of the "Australian" cyborgs.

[@danielbateman6518]

I literally can't tell the difference between people joking to be flat earthers and actual flat earthers

[@EdwinCristobal]

The earth is a cylinder... explains the circular shape of some pictures and the flat earthers theory put together.. everyone wins.. I have proof the earth is a cylinder

[@forestranger590]

Earth is a dick

[@markocumic8287]

ser jaime lannister that explains so much

[@shepdgc.og.soldier7732]

The earth is Australian with just its undies on.

[@alexbecker2578]

The real question is do we only live in austraila and is the rest of the world not real

[@dangelnut]

Alexis Gumplestump nah mate look gow stupid some of it is acting plus were are the boat ppl coming from. middle earth?

[@jasoneverett]

I love it every time you say "fair dinkum", I want to use it in my day to day life but it just doesn't have the same panache in my Washington State accent.....I have started calling my co-workers "dodgy wankers" however.

[@sugarnads]

Jason Everett fairdinkum goodonya mate ya dodgy wanker

[@johnnyc4738]

Better than calling them shit cunts, unless you want them to be your *former* coworkers. 😄

[@aundruschkaivanhoe1347]

But to be fair he can use "fair dinkum" but you can use "panache".

[@chevchellios2988]

Only cunts use panache...cunts get fucked

[@jasoneverett]

@@chevchellios2988 Sounds like someone needs to switch to decaf.

[@arealhuman3677]

You know he’s a true Aussie because he swore at the first 3 seconds

[@kaysims8727]

I'm gonna start practicing my Australian accent so I can get a job as a fake Aussie actor

[@kayseek1248]

Ms Heathen great idea, the pay’s really good.

[@praywithpio6028]

Good eye might

[@aryangoyal8123]

*"Ozzy man solves world's biggest conspiracy theory"*

[@spencercox5378]

Needs to be a recurring theme!

[@hamsterSNAKE]

Flatearthers couldnt tell the differents between a pube and a speghetti noodle

[@freestylefingerbord]

hamsterSNAKE spaghetti and noodles are too different things .. the earth is flat and motionless Jesus is lord. and the solar system is a fat satanic lie to make u atheist

Yo, T! Jesus is the dude who does my front lawn twice a month, mate. The earth is not flat, the SUN is!

[@freestylefingerbord]

hamsterSNAKE globetards can't tell the different between speggeti . and noodles.

[@freestylefingerbord]

Yukon Cornelius the devil has u by the balls believing the globe solar system big bang anti creation model

[@freestylefingerbord]

yes some one . u r the best. I can tell ur awake by the lord. il see u on the battle front broseph

[@allenjenkins7947]

As a ten pound Pom, I just wonder where I've been for the last sixty years if Australia doesn't exist.

[@kimjongun3410]

Neither does America anymore. *Presses big red button*

[@fireandice96]

:')

[@grimm2835]

Kim Jong Un this comment deserves more likes xD

[@gianteffinglizard9379]

You hit Guatemala dude.

[@dhruvjat8150]

a story still better than twilight

[@codystephens5939]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@1pinktrailer]

I flew to Melbourne from L.A. once. I was in a metal tube for 16 hours. For all I know we landed in Area 51 and the people I saw could’ve been a reflection of the 4th dimension in the quantum world....but damn the meat pies were fekkin’ good af.

[@lisarochwarg4707]

Los Angeles doesn't exist either. But area 51 does.

[@AliBaba-kz2zv]

@@lisarochwarg4707 Correction LA SHOULDN’T exist.

[@hughmann1927]

@@AliBaba-kz2zv CORRECTION! I Am a Duck!!! Wee!! :)

[@AliBaba-kz2zv]

@@hughmann1927 ....Okay?

[@UrPasswordIsIncorrect]

You walk upside down if you’re living on the bottom

[@jbonn386]

This new Ozzy AI is getting really good looking forward to the next system update. :D

[@ersu.t]

notice how we never see his back, that's where the wires and pneumatic pistons and hydraulics are. Too expensive to get the robots with them bits all hidden

[@Bawamba]

1:25 *"I'm not a part of a plot to trick the world. I am not a computer generated persona"* Exactly what a trickster would say.

[@jimmymoore2479]

I started this video 100% sure about Australia was real. But now I'm just not sure.

[@bassamjalloul7224]

Me too mate

[@JerryR1776]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@patbluetree4636]

I'm more skeptical now than ever.

[@GoldAndDangerous]

I feel the same way LMAO

[@lazershow6162]

This also happened with Finland. Australia is not the first victim.

[@Bicketybam68]

Crikey, an existential question! Bloody oath we exist. Were else will you find Drop-bears?

[@Stradic0]

Remember to put just a smidge of vegimite behind the ears to keep them drop bears away.

[@ftsjazzy6939]

Stradic The Drop Bear I think I've been tricked

[@paulmoore7064]

Australia exists, but everyone there walks upside down.

[@floydthedroid5935]

Paul Moore you use less fuel going south....

[@paulmoore7064]

@@floydthedroid5935 But there is a bit of wet road on the way.

[@Peacemaker-96]

Been there, can confirm

[@billyabell9378]

Yeah if you zoom in you can even see planes and boats upside down said no one ever lol

[@franciscoflores3718]

LMAO

[@jeffreyoneill6439]

Good god. How could this be real?

[@NeophyteYT]

*AS AN AUSSIE I CAN CONFIRM THAT AUSTRALIA EXISTS* 🇦🇺 I’m not being paid to say this...

[@benny5394]

Neophyte yes u did

[@NeophyteYT]

I have been informed to tell you I haven’t been paid.

[@oscr6771]

sounds like something a paid actor would say....

[@efijycat1856]

yes we do exist

[@NeophyteYT]

Lukey2650 Human? Nah I think you’re a bit mistaken my friend...

[@marksullivan6319]

Ozzy man's Sense of humor is legend.

[@sketchingstudio5552]

Imagine an Australian Flat Earther reading this. **looks through posts** "Ooh, what do we have here?" _Australia doesn't exist_ "..." "Guess I'm an AI robot then."

[@omkarpandit357]

Australia has flattards too????

[@bartonseagrave9605]

As a senior member of HMP in Britain I have a list of all British Prisons in front of me and HM Australia is definitely not on the list, so I know it does not exist. Although, if you go to Earls Court, London you may see some strange people with even stranger accents wandering around drunk claiming they are from some mythical island that is not Atlantis.

[@Followyourfeet]

"I am not part of a plot to trick the world" - that is exactly what somebody who is part of a plot to trick the world would say. Sorry but you just played yourself.

[@gabebriggs6031]

Follow Your Feet you're a moron lmfao

[@Followyourfeet]

Well Gabe, actually you are the moron here for defending something so ridiculous as the made up country "Australia". But you probably earn good money to spread the lies so I'm not mad at you. :) So.... "Good on ya, mate!, Don't worry!". Grab yourself a box of "VB", a bunch of steaks from "Coles" and drive your "UTE" into "the Bush" to have a Barbecue with your made up Kangaroos. Hahahaha so silly hahaha as if somebody would actually fall for it. xD

[@harrisonnew6393]

Follow Your Feet you actually serious?

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

Australia is real. I -was programmed to say it exists- live there!

[@thelastsurvivor3240]

If he doesn't exist then where does vegemite and twisties come from when they appear overseas mate?

[@patmoore5107]

Does Australia exist? Ozzy Man goes and looks out window. “Yes.” End video.

[@gcart7675]

itd just a stupid meme people say just like all the other memes

[@bellial974]

We do the same to the smallest state in México, Tlaxcala With memes like Tlaxcala doesn't exist It's a lie by the goverment officials to do money laundering The Welcome to Tlaxcala signs include the you're leaving Tlaxcala signs Etc

[@abhim6380]

How does he know outside is actually Australia?

[@lisarochwarg4707]

He can see Australia from his front porch. But he can also see Santa Claus. So I'm sceptical.

[@TheBiggreenpig]

1. Ozzy Man never says yes. He would say "yeah nay yeah". 2. He isn't upside down, is he really in Australia?

[@bawngzun]

My girlfriend's from Australia. She doesn't exist

[@johnchase4408]

If she doesn't exist then you can't cheat on her.

[@hammamhammam1466]

I am an Arab married to an Aussie woman and I have a 6 month old son to her She was next to me in bed, our son in his bed, after watching this video she disappeared, half of my son disappeared too!

[@reyanmucadum1240]

Hammam AhMeD half your so....oh.

[@FaysalShahi]

Hammam AhMeD 😂😂

[@MrHassanGhumro]

Hammam AhMeD wtf hahahaha

[@bent2369]

til QuinnMiguffin I

[@Happy-cn9vt]

Please don't stone your wife

[@johnbongjoey5200]

If Australia was real, people wouldn't be so upset about the people saying it isn't. Anyway just stop the charade. It was a funny joke and we all bought it. But you took it too far. Always talking about barbecue and koala bears etc

[@ryanmarcum9044]

"I'm not part of a plot to trick the world". That's EXACTLY what a part of a plot to trick the world would say.

[@ShadowGamingReal1]

That’s what someone with a fucked up brain would say

[@ace52387]

Is margot robbie an android? how much might that cost? asking for a friend.

[@jamese4109]

One Margot Robbie will cost ya pair a thongs, pair a boardeees, pair a sunneees, and a pair a eskeees full a furphyyys aceee!!!

[@zane4575]

Margot robbie? I'd give her away for free. Disgusting thing she is

[@Boe_Jidens_Hair_Sniffing]

@@zane4575 you gay

[@sihangshao8236]

I’ll sell some organs idc

[@robashton8606]

I'd be interested if they did one in a Samara Weaving...

[@glenw3814]

I used to believe in Australia, but after seeing this video I'm now convince Australians are just Alabamans doing their best British accent. Everything in the video is possible in Alabama - including the mullets and kangaroos.

[@AmyAnnLand]

The woodchucks in Alabama are actually kangaroos with larger teeth. Mullets are the state hairstyle. And the opossums are the koala bears. And don't forget that Alabama has those sneaky cunts, the drop bears. Oh, and Bud Light is technically their Fosters.

[@midnightrambler8866]

I vacation in Alabama because of the mullets and kangaroos.

[@glenw3814]

@@midnightrambler8866 🍻🍻👍

[@bewing77]

Sharks?

[@glenw3814]

@@bewing77 Alabama is on the Gulf of Mexico, so it has sharks...just like "Australia" (aka Alabama). 😜

[@grantisshananaa4906]

"Why don't you take off your glasses and apoligise" "When you take off the makeup and apoligise for pretending to be a journalist"

[@joshsmith7176]

Yeah she's pathetic only got where she's at because of her gender not because she was qualified.

[@ValensBellator]

Frankly that dog impersonation was too good to have been done by an actual human. Australia confirmed fake imo

[@jimmydishkawnt]

Yep. Area51 doing its work

[@Jess-wc9qi]

I’ve been to Australia and can confirm it doesn’t exist

[@PTcruser65]

FAKE NEWS!

[@moodcatching]

I can second that, been there for some time, definitely doesn't exist!

[@will.s4893]

You have been there but it doesn’t exist so you went to somewhere that doesn’t exist so how can you go somewhere they doesn’t exist

[@nothingl2830]

That shit was funny as fuck.

[@brendankasperek7559]

Jëjê Mitchell oh shit well I thought it existed but if you’ve been there and say it doesn’t I guess you are right

[@Primavera83]

I have a friend who lives in Australia. I have known him for over 20 years and I can tell that he's a computer generated actor. I'm 100% sure he is.

[@will.s4893]

Primavera83 you know to much

[@Primavera83]

Andrew Fishman send me either the Ozzy man himself or the blonde at 9:55. They are so good at acting.

[@will.s4893]

Primavera83 if you are a girl we will send Margot Robbie and if you are a boy we will send Liam Hemsworth

[@Primavera83]

Will .s I'm a man, and I want Margot Robbie

[@will.s4893]

Primavera83 you want to be Margot Robbie

[@windsorSJ]

I'm British and I love Aussies. The world would be flat without Australia.

[@ShadowGamingReal1]

Finally, someone’s brain isn’t fucked up!

[@stevevernon1978]

Ozzy Man, are you SERIOUSLY arguing with a flat earth nut? There's only one thing you can do with flatearthers.... take them to the edge, and throw them off.

[@nnicollan]

👊👍

[@nataliabell6193]

Steve Vernon I’m dying. This is soo funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pranjalvats46]

Edge,,,, of what? Coz flat earth doesn't exist and thus there are no edges! Even though that nut wants it to believe, but he himself hasn't found an edge to fall of, unless he stands on the top of a cliff!

[@richardduncan9740]

@@pranjalvats46 r/Whoosh (sorry, i know it's an over used meme but, common mate)

[@pranjalvats46]

@@richardduncan9740 bro literally this is the 1st time I m reading this r/whoosh thing. Though thnx to u I got to learn this thing today!

[@me6664]

Australians are just Americans trying to do english accents, it's not even a good cover up

[@victormartin6608]

LOL !!! 😃 Good one !

[@ulysses2162]

Aussies = British Texans... prove me wrong. 😃

[@ulysses2162]

@I C There's always one that takes things way to seriously isn't there... 🙄

[@darthdiabetes796]

I’m from England and I can tell you there are a lot of accents here but none of them come close to English

[@traceybee2024]

me6664 don’t ever call an Aussie an American. We all think your country is a joke

[@Mario_1611]

Ozzy Man: "Get F*cked!" Me: "I try" :(

[@ffr7790]

LOL

[@herefornow910]

Aahhh brilliant mate thumbs up to you sir 👍

[@TamilEelam1]

LOOOL

[@Rain_of_fire_ROF]

lol i feel bad for you bro

[@daveandmarthaorvis]

Well argued. No secret cabal could make up Australia. Love it.

[@Plastikdoom]

No they easily could, all the fantastical creatures, poisonous things, etc…exactly the bs a bureaucratic system would come up with, have you seen tax law? I rest my case. The more outlandish the better, I mean come on, a mammal with a beaver tail, duck bill, poisonous spurs, that lays eggs? Yeah right. So how many jack a lopes you seen? I got the Brooklyn bridge I’ll sell ya man.

[@sinlokemp]

Obviously only flat earthers would come up with such thing.

[@maxnaz47]

I blame the internet for allowing them to communicate and form some semblance of a cohesive group. Without the internet, flat-tards would have remained the village idiots they are...

[@SilasGrieves]

As an American, I have nothing but respect for you Aussie fellas. Damn right you guys exist, you’re the most persistent guys around. You folk jumped into WWI’s Western front with a hell of a fervor and really stuck up for the British Empire before we even considered joining the war, then you just went back to the pub like nothing happened. Then, right when you started getting comfortable at the pub, WWII came along and you fellas jumped into all 3 theaters like it was nothing, again, before we even thought of entering the war. Australia has been there through tough times and good times, always standing by allies. If I had the ability, I’d buy the entire legal aged continent a beer. So, pub?

[@marcussaifert7618]

Sean Gearhart for that you are always welcome in Australia

[@thelastsurvivor3240]

It's a shame I'm not australias legal age yet but thx for standing up for logic and common sense!

[@blakemurray2834]

Sean Gearhart fuck yes m8 well said m8

[@netecrivernetecassassins2945]

As I'm from the UK, I know the truth I can confirm that Australia is a hoax. STOP LYING TO EVERYONE! them people are not real! have you not heard what they sound like? it's clearly computer generated

[@quinnmurphy3547]

Sean Gearhart mate ur fucking well bent

[@ccitnavrae]

Ahh Ozzy as a South African i must say you got darn good actors playing cricket and rugby 😂😅🤣🙂🙃

[@allenjenkins7947]

But South Africa and New Zealand don't exist either. There's no southern hemisphere on a flat Earth.

[@st6086]

And that sand paper was just plot armour to remove Steve Smith. Like Neo though, the glitch in the matrix only started his real super powers!

[@allenjenkins7947]

Oops! Forgot Argentina. Not sure about cricket, but another great rugby country.

[@sagnik3556]

@@allenjenkins7947 soccer too.

[@trevormckellen5613]

Very very true. AustraliaWood

[@emilianocaprili4160]

This remind me when I mocked the conspirationists saying: «The coffe with milk should be gray, but it is light brown due to the chemical substances they add to the milk.» Unfortunately there were a vegan who believed to what was saying and my attempts to explain to him I had invented everything were useless.

[@cocoramos5309]

Australia DOES exist. I can see it from my house, here in Atlantis...on the back deck.

[@User0000000000000004]

Lucky!

[@fedolnex9073]

Does it move l ol

[@derekmann8239]

Actually I think this started as a joke to mock flat earthers. At least I hope so.

[@happyknappy14]

The modern "Flat Earth" conspiracy was apparently made up by 4chan users to mock creationists. It thats true i don't know if it worked too well or backfired massively, depends on your prospective i guess.

[@comicsdude3166]

Derek Mann nope. Watch the video again.

[@hebl47]

I think today's fake flat-earthers are a prime example of Poe's law.

[@Mr_Penguins_Pet_Human]

I love how the dog impersonators wife doesn't even blink as he starts his crazy dog impression 👏😂

[@sotis1756]

Shes like... awww shit he didnt take his pills this morning..

[@somef-ingband3003]

Tony that's because shes a robot

[@tomazou2010]

This is exactly the sort of video an actor would make.

[@ivandovranic5834]

The likes of you can thank KZbin for removing dislikes count.

[@tomazou2010]

@@ivandovranic5834 It's a joke. Not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

[@e.c.jr.3580]

I showed the part of the old man growling to my Rottweiler and he pissed on my cellphone.

[@michaelsherman3472]

hahaha I hope that's not a joke

[@taleandclawrock2606]

E. C. jr. cried laughing

[@bigdarren1998]

The shark got interviewed and he said he got punched

[@mikeharris6429]

Peacock Madness I heard that the shark might be pressing assault charges

[@glentight]

Fkn Coward punchers.. those fkn surfers.. lucky they had 'em on the plastic cups.. or it would have been a 'Glassing'..

[@Ananse15]

“I’m a tangible human being “ yeah sounds like something an application would say 😂

[@jeffreyoreza1738]

tanginamonghayopka

[@Lord_Volkner]

I spent 6 weeks in Australia back in 1995. It was a beautiful place. The only problem I had was some bird that made it's nest in the tall grass that attacked anyone who went within a 60 mile radius of it's nest.

[@JPOwantstoknow65]

Fucking Magpie shit cunts. Fortunately none in Chicago.

[@AJZulu]

That guy. Who made that dog impersonation. That guy is Fking legit.

[@billcavin3554]

your whole theory about Australia is shot down... that's a Fender amp.in the corner of your video,,,,, an American made Fender Amp... so how could it be Australia, you almost had me....

[@michigugu6823]

It's a Cat playing with a Ball , take a Look at the shape of Australia , thats the Joke about 😸🙀😹

[@jayneubauer8477]

You are awesome.

[@tadficuscactus]

Punching a shark is a very Australian thing to do.

[@bryangoodwin6579]

So that's why they call Australia "Down Under"! It's on the under side of the Earth! DUH!

[@RoboMasterxxx]

"im not a robot" is exactly what a robot would say.

[@n1nj4l1nk]

Nah mate, a robot wouldn't use contractions like that. They'd say "I am not a robot.".

[@Excalibur-je5pk]

Maybe, it is not what a robot would say because it knows that you know that " I'm not a robot" is something a robot would say.

[@thejudderman2786]

Ray with the feral dog impersonation is the most Australian thing I have ever seen! That is all the evidence I need, Australia does exist!

[@TomFooleryTheAustere]

You’ve spent too much time trying to convince me you’re real. I don’t believe you now.

[@justanotherhuman8339]

Your profile picture is disturbing

[@TomFooleryTheAustere]

@@justanotherhuman8339 so a hug is out of the question?

[@justanotherhuman8339]

@@TomFooleryTheAustere well we're in a pandemic so, no hug either way lol

[@oyuyuy]

There's no way it's real, the accent is so exaggerated and ridiculous. Taken straight out of some disposed film script I reckon.

[@pope3529]

if my father is Australian... does that make me a cyborg 0.o

[@vortexangel0088]

Pope how is he Australian, if there is no Australia??🤔

[@haroldLawliet]

you never exist either lol

[@seku_-]

You’re half nonexistent

[@billytrd4346]

No it makes you half robot & half cow. Sorry, that was just too good to pass on...

[@dfoster2513]

It means your only half real assuming your mum was from somewhere real?

[@jeff8320]

As a citizen from Australia I can in fact confirm that Australia dose NOT exist.

[@massiveferguson9466]

Jeff Australia dose? Chlamydia from the koalas?

[@edwardcarr1755]

That guys dog impersonation is the greatest thing I've ever seen lol

[@anthonyhewitt9397]

Like Joe Rogan when he talks about bears.

[@James-cz3sz]

@@anthonyhewitt9397 Gorillas

[@shihabrahman6502]

He should be in 28 days later

[@Wolfeye81]

feels like one of the guys in WWZ kinda looks like the scientist in the end in pathogen cold-storage.

[@cuz6657]

There are clues about all this in men at work's music if you play it backwards.

[@mattjames9952]

Of course we're real, I rode that Kangaroo to work!

[@ringspanner]

I wondered where that went, I had to walk down to the dawn service

[@thelastsurvivor3240]

Just like all of us true aussies

[@ringspanner]

Sorry mate, didn't mean to mess with you, but on a more serious note, my other kanga broke down the other day and the new one wandered off, apparently to Oi Where Is My Hairbrush's house, so I have to walk and Australia is a big place. Looking at a second hand Emu.

[@mattjames9952]

I heard the Emu's go for a good price! Good luck mate!

[@ringspanner]

Very good price, $140 or rent for $5/wk, just bought this fella www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/maldon/birds/emus-/1168803088

[@sciroccomods]

I saw a robot once He was six-foot-four and full of metal I said, "do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich And he said I come from a land down under

[@zane4575]

Saw a robot? Full of metal? I think you should read the lyrics

[@arthurdent6828]

@Frosty Flowers Hold me closer, Tony Danza

[@arthurdent6828]

@Frosty Flowers I had to google that last one. Kenny Rogers? Fortunately for me I've never heard that song..

[@arthurdent6828]

Kangarilla, ooh you'll just have to wait.. Always pictured some half kangaroo, half gorilla animal that Phil Collins was singing about.. I'm not sure if the original did the same thing to me..

[@talionauditore7283]

@Frosty Flowers Wait... To be clear, you don't actually think it's "400 Children," right? Just making sure.

[@MrJoeAllert]

I would love it if Qantas did a Australian tourism video narrated by Ozzyman.

[@SdoggaMan]

Gidday, here's me plane.. Now as long as you all don't be fuckheads, we'll get through this bloody, flight just fine...

[@TommiMakkinen]

or maybe their in-flight safety video? "G'day ya big bloody beautiful bastards, here's me face. Make sure your seatbelts are fastened at all times and know where the exits are in case of an emergency so you don't panic like a wanker when s**t hits the fan."

[@Rainbowgrrl]

TommiMakkinen you forgot when we head for destination fucked!

[@dinglebarry528]

jakki dodds - LOL! Absolutely!

[@Rainbowgrrl]

Dingle Barry I felt that was a prime missed opportunity there...

[@CarolinaAnglingCo]

I've always wanted to go to Australia myself. Dream trip!

[@Plastikdoom]

Well, ya can’t…just saying, it ain’t there.

[@yatoproductions163]

Good luck!

[@hmonster1XL]

Yea right, and the next thing they’ll be saying is Ozzy’s hair isn’t real!

[@Volvican]

Healymonster 1 Everyone knows that’s a mullet hat.

[@キラキラくりくり頭]

Hahahaha

[@simpernchong]

Damn, my one-year stay in Australia was just a lengthy dream...

[@dangerousd9187]

does this mean AC/DC doesn't exist

[@Sunfl75]

No, no. You definetly had a one-year stay somewhere, only it wasn't in a place called Australia. They just took you up in a plane, stayed in the air for a long time, took you back down and said "Welcome til Australia!" Shows you just what good actors they are. 👍

[@doesntmatter4477]

Lol, imagine being serious about that

[@WonderWhy66]

Wait! What....this is the most Stupid thing I've seen/heard after the flat earth theory! 😂😂

[@kasem007]

Wonder WhyZ you should have seen my ex....

[@Saintly]

It's typically a subset of flat earth lol. People say "why can't you see Australia then if the world's flat". "Because Australia doesn't exist obvs you moron".

[@SavageDawgJoshua]

First, I am a believer in flat earth, and second, this is some controlled opposition bullshit made to discredit us. Never have I EVER heard anyone say "Australia isn't real".

[@GoodnotGreat88]

Wonder WhyZ it's part of the flat earth theory

[@SavageDawgJoshua]

joemrp05 No. It isn't. It never has been.

[@iamrobot1c]

Well how could I trust this guys opinion on the matter? He’s clearly in on the grift... 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelosborne9279]

Australia does exist and I've been there. But it's not on the bottom of the world or anything - that would be silly. Nah, it's in an alternative dimension. The plane did a little judder a couple of hours out of Hong Kong as it crossed into the alternative world. Australia is essentially an alternative uncanny valley version of Britain, where chavs are called bogans, there was a never a meteor to kill all the more terrifying animals, and people's names are basically the same but with an 'o' on the end.

[@EarlyMist]

Maybe it's why we generally get left alone. Interdimensional Wornhole in the Oceania Realm and below kinda thing. But...who's got the 'Key(s)'?

[@chrisdaniels3929]

Right you are Bruce

[@nottoosurethesedays5661]

Michael Osborne we're running on Linux actually

[@iski4317]

Shut up actor

[@redchief3690]

To true mico

[@SunnyZ]

It doesn't exist. It's called North New Zealand

[@Dellasus2011]

Auckland is in North New Zealand...

[@RAGNES7]

Dellasus2011 Australia is the *"Old" Zealand*

[@SunnyZ]

Auckland was actually just a typo. Suppose to be Duckland

[@CptKuro10]

Correction: New Zealand is the state East Australia

[@SnoutBaron]

SunnyZ I think you mean West Zealand.

[@SanfordPereira]

Normal people : "G'day" . . Ozzy Man : "G'day you big bloody beautiful bastards" xD

[@markkintz1786]

My brother stopped off in Hobart when he was in the Navy (USA). He really enjoyed it there. So I believe that Australia exists. Ironically, he says that mainland Aussies act like Tasmania doesn't exist . . . so imagine how they feel!