Prostitution is NOT CHEATING | Akaash Singh Comedy

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[@percyvonjackson]

Akaash walks between the line of life and Death like it’s a marathon with a wife like that.

[@bygnahzdivad]

Akaash, you can just outsource your job of meeting your wife's emotional needs by paying her gay best friend to take her out for lunch, 😂😂😂.

[@V1G4M1]

LMFAO

[@timmyjon5032]

this felt like a confession

[@Azrael_AoD13]

Your gay ass idea of a free lunch huh😂

[@Azrael_AoD13]

Your gay @ss idea of a free lunch huh? 😂

[@user-nu1vb7qi2y]

Any gay man need daily lunches, just call me “ the wallet”😂😂😂🎉

[@tabularasa820]

Liked this joke a lot. Wife hated it, which made me laugh harder.

[@ianbatra4911]

Yup. I skipped sending this to her since I know how she’d feel 😂

[@brandonchism6960]

Fuck it… I’m sending it. 😂

[@yashkumar3196]

Its a simple out sourcing . nothing bad😂

[@aasimmuhammad6730]

Thanks. I was just thinking about sharing this with my wife, wondering how she would take it. But I guess sharing isn't always caring.

[@acephas3]

I just sent it to mine. I’ll report back.

[@sairensensei9010]

"stay with me now" type energy

[@TranscendentalMindX]

Thank God I didn't see a cringe "ahh" shit here

[@user-nu1vb7qi2y]

That was my initial reaction as well.. AFTER reading yours @TranscendentalMindX..too funny!

[@BeforeFriday]

"... cream catcher..." just killed me!

[@kariaceto3151]

I feel like, and I am ashamed to admit, that I subconsciously decided that I would not relate to this young Indian man. All I have to go by are how Indians are represented in movies and TV shows. I didn't realize that I don't really interact with Indians in my daily life. I've never lived or worked where they were represented in any meaningful capacity. I thought I wouldn't find Akaash funny (add in our age difference - let's just say I am older) so when he came up on my Shorts, I would swipe on by literally without a conscience thought. I've felt I was as far from being prejudiced as can be and didn't play into stereotypes. Well.... somehow I found myself watching an Akaash Short and then spent the rest of the next few days watching everything I could find. He makes me laugh from the bottom of my being. Sure there are things that this GenXer doesn't fully get but his genius is tapping into life experiences that bridge the culture/race/age/etc. divide. In the end we are all just trying to get through life and Akaash helps us find the humor in our struggles and foibles. I believe laughter keeps us young and comedy can, as is the case here, open your eyes to see where maybe you still need to grow and remind yourself that DIFFERENT isn't a bad word but PREJUDGEMENT is.

[@prashantgupta6885]

WHOA! You are growing!!! Keep it up

[@sociopathmercenary]

I'm from the rural Midwest and there was literally one black guy, one Indian guy, and two Asians in my graduating class back in 1989. Now I work in the tech industry and probably half of the workforce at the companies where I've worked are Asian and Indian. You realize after a while that everyone is just human and we all pretty much want the same things. A happy life. There are certainly cultural differences that reinforce the different stereotypes but it's hilarious and refreshing to be able to talk about that kind of stuff without any fear of insult. You really just have to get out there and meet people because there will always be people that want to divide us into different tribes.

[@paulatredies9242]

I strongly, (as a fellow genXer still working to grow as well), admire your honesty and self reflection. Keep it up. You have made my day.

[@falseego99]

I am an indian who works in bay area and its so strange that other races just try to avoid talking to us because they think we wouldnt have anything interesting to bring to the table. But yes when a few of them open up , we end up becoming best friends haha . Strange how prejudice works in people's mind. Well its also not your mistake since thats how the news and media will potray us and noone can do anything about it than to subconsciously ingest it 🤷‍♂️

[@memerinal]

Love this comment.

[@m.2891]

Akash gaslighting the fuck outta his wife with this one.lol

[@magnumopus5661]

No. Women been gaslighting us for decades.

[@kasparsiricenko2240]

why do you think its gaslighting? I think it makes perfect sense. People divorce over physical disconnection

[@legallyblind-guy1947]

It’s the “Ask Hillary…..” part for me EVERY TIME

[@imjustvedu4620]

I don't get this... who is hilary?

[@WinterbIue]

Hillary Clinton. Wife to ex US President Bill Clinton.​@@imjustvedu4620

[@Express-t86]

​@@imjustvedu4620Hillary Clinton. Look up Monica Lewinsky.

@@imjustvedu4620 Clinton

[@m.soloff9496]

@@imjustvedu4620 Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton had other buisness besides her when he was president.

[@NINJAxBACON]

Indian knows a thing or two about outsourcing

[@ichigo2621]

Here comes the Racist American

[@DataAnalyticsPro21]

😂😂😂😂

[@percywikham7936]

Dude this guy is hitting it out of the park!!! "As soon as i step in the door you jam your talk down my throat."

[@jt19933]

His joke collapsed for me when he called it "Uber CHEATS" loll

[@lazytyrant9010]

Ask Hilary xD that got me

[@blacknightovo23]

Akaash really not getting any of his "needs" met lol

[@dianecooper7502]

Pure genius. I fear the day he goes into politics. 😂😂😂

[@KreativeKerri]

I love your comedy. My gut hasnt hurt this badly in a long time! 😂

[@Ducktility]

change your username to KreamKatcherKerri

[@chillstudysounds2707]

i love it when akaash cooks, just gets better and better and better

[@xinatastic3920]

Lol lol lol I'm gassy is a legit excuse though! Lol😂😂

[@user-vc4qz9sy9h]

Let him push the gas out ! 😂😂😂

[@xinatastic3920]

@@user-vc4qz9sy9h lol 😆 lol lol

[@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069]

I understand you, when I feel bloated or gassy, it impeded my ability to social dance, so I can only imagine how much it would impede my ability to take my girl to pound town if I ever actually did get a girlfriend.

[@SandiegoRockstar]

you are right it's a legit excuse. And that's why you need the POWER to outsource. And don't let others shame you into thinking your less than just because your confident enough to delegate!

[@JPWillson]

Damn bro be having that japanese soapland mentality

[@ireadfanficsforcomfortandn2534]

I’m crying 😭

[@bobronsons5780]

entry level tasks xD

[@vtecminileon]

Akaash represents all colour of Men.

[@Shivam782]

"if i cannot meet my wife's emotional need then i am a bad husband, if my wife cannot meet my physical need I am a bad husband" you nailed to the stereotype society bro.🙏

[@gunblade7610]

I felt that comment in my soul 😂

[@MrJol420]

Alot of asia (japan china) feels this way

[@DigitalWraith]

They are smart. Sex to men is just clearing out the pipes. But women think sex to us is just like sex to them; an emotional connection.

[@DigitalWraith]

@mimimumu5383 Men and women are not the same. And sex certainly isn't the same for men and women. That's why it's okay for men to have multiple partners, but when a woman does it, she loses the ability to pair-bond.

[@np7148]

@@DigitalWraithit’s BS created by men, which was debunked multiple times. Men and women are the same, we are the same species. Men and women are not polygamous by nature. Sure, you can be promiscuous if you want, but remember that it’s your choice, not your nature

[@fidelogbechie9417]

@@DigitalWraiththey actually know. But choose ignorance

[@JezzaN1]

@@DigitalWraithlmao what is this deranged copium

[@riyank5238]

Lmfao, bro's a legend. explained everybody with full clarity

[@makatron]

Uber cheats! 😂

[@quayzahr]

ask hillary is CRAZY lol

[@livinglogically8180]

Fckin made my day honestly

[@johncasilla4332]

You just know he got in trouble when he got home 😂🤣🤣

[@SandiegoRockstar]

she won't complain about the money tho!

[@sintrix2020]

That's the funniest skit I've seen in a long timeee

[@joshmorgan3946]

Brilliant on so many levels! Thank you!

[@abornbuyer]

This is my go to video when I need a good laugh! I'm just rolling every time I watch it!

[@bajanconcepts]

that hillary joke at the end.....epic

[@raymond11041104]

This needs to be heard on repeat every single day!!

[@dustinbailey1152]

That man you described is called a psychiatrist 😂

[@gunblade7610]

The moment he said "im not always in the mood" i knew where this was going hahahahahs😂

[@leandrewaugusta1845]

"ask Hillary" DAMN!!!

[@emmanueleawa3083]

Great job Akaash...beautiful mind 👏🏿

[@marcbrown6084]

This is pure comedy. He’s just good at comedy!!!

[@jesusmunguia3963]

Kill tony sent me I'm on a binger now Most underrated comic Your a beast 💯

[@yeahuhhuh]

I was WAITING for him to say it’s time to delegate & outsource 🤣🤣

[@NDScope]

This was fa real brilliant.

[@zookb123]

This bit is amazing for the layers of comedy throughout.

[@xv179]

Amen brother, amen.

[@manachanramnath6114]

Best piece ever!

[@vision3691]

This is the best one I have seen so far

[@shaunwordplay3111]

The white DMX 😂😂😂 great analogy

[@AdityaPrasad007]

This is too real

[@davidowens2738]

The way you talk about your wife is both beautiful, honest, hilarious and real. Bless you man. Love really does exist 🙏🏻

[@larseriksson42]

Morality should come after logic, but people have to be adamant and double down on their programming. This is good comedy!

[@user-ni1vp4ko5o]

HE’S DRINKING BISLERIIII

[@Cutiejuliya]

😂 daaaaamnn

[@glamouriche5847]

I love this Guy 😂

[@stroodlepup]

The natural evolution of the wedding cake libido joke

[@OrionWebster]

That's a SOLID business model

[@aryanpandey5482]

This dude is on another level

[@johncasilla4332]

Entry level 🤣

[@TirraOmilade]

Akaash needs to be a lawyer after building this case. 😂

[@mhurwitz1889]

This dude reminds of Geoff Dunhams puppet Walter, same voice, and mannerisms.

[@kevinkemble3718]

“everysingleday” nough said. “the mysterious man” was a riot.

[@ginagallegos6099]

Love this guy!!!

[@yevheniididkovskyi1922]

Omg, it is sooo good 😂

[@rerun3283]

I want to see another coke mania freakout video!

[@namrehh]

We need a POV that shows the couples in the audience 😂

[@rmbarrios]

Why you don't have a movie, I have know idea. Solid comedy every time.

[@MrDoc1723]

Hall of fame bit and elite execution

[@noor811]

LOL!! Mad Respect

[@PaPaBear_92]

This man is genius!!😂

[@elindauer]

lol I’ve never loved an ad so much and I pay to get rid of them 😂❤

[@jrj2820]

7:16 thats called a personal trainer

[@Paartherapeut]

Am I just ears and mouth? Just holes for you? 😂😂😂😂

[@dominickgalindez1844]

Its you outsorsing and him paying for it its a win win happy relationship

[@paulgrimes1472]

I hope he has a lot of security, and they're big!

[@sand2sea]

we all need that 😹 and all women play games

[@coolieinthecuts1314]

He’s basically the white DMX 😂😂

[@inderpalsingh962]

That’s one way to look at outsourcing.

[@sagek7949]

Very clever 😂😅

[@PartyProDJsFL]

Fu king gold!!!!!

[@flyndutchmn]

Drizzle drizzle.

[@spartanghost_17]

Lmao😂

[@Aaron-McDonald]

Word

[@seancarter51]

I have just one word ‘’GODDAMN’’

[@laqrob101]

Yooo lol! I hope y’all caught on to him at 7:15 😂😂😂

[@GovindkumarRao123]

😂 that's insane

[@chaoslj8477]

My man!!

[@andrewsutherland133]

I wonder how many fights he started with this

[@masenko3815]

I see him mirroring Dave Chappelle with his delivery of a story

[@ekdaufin1485]

And his sexism !

[@user-fc4lh1fz7x]

You helping the economy.

[@bebetigre1252]

Ask Gov Spitzer.

[@sulayyee]

When tables turn, will these men laugh in the same way?

[@MithunOnTheNet]

7:59 - THE TRUTH

[@maybeyoureright4334]

Best ad ever

[@jiujiu]

I cried tears of mirth

[@Baba_Yaga_123]

Sad but true

[@untitledaccount3338]

Across many, many cultures and time periods, the social repercussions and stigma incurred when not keeping one's virginity intact has been rather unequal between men and women. Intimacy aside, there have always been huge differences in societal pressures and social norms, expectations. What has traditionally been "socially acceptable to do" is correspondingly different, so men and women have been forced to regulate their social, emotional, and physical needs in different ways...

[@sippington2081]

Y’all think he telling a joke, he giving y’all a heads up 😂😂😂😂

[@justsaying8358]

9:15 Gaslighting at its finest🤌🏿🤌🏿

[@Jay_Frank]

The special the clip is from WAS called "Gaslit" lol

[@maisarahsabaruddin6106]

Cheat also included body to body , skin to skin.

[@User-bv2qk]

That's Bisleri water bottle

[@jasmeetjoypadam9327]

Is he having Bisleri to drink as water......

[@jaswantbirman7009]

Amazing 😂🤣

[@richhevener2736]

He has a very compelling argument. But I hope he doesn’t F around and find out.

[@AAblade7]

I’ve got a Sri Lankan wife and she does this too😂😂😂 0:40

[@syamanta_]

Is that Bisleri bottle?