How to make Slam

Wanna jam with green eggs and ham? Well, sam I Slam. Slamming Brutal Death Metal, a genre that's so simple to make that it evolved backwards. Come join us on a magically disappointing journey and pretend to learn something from today's video filled with heavy chugging, blast beats, tempo changes, and cheesy jokes.
#Slam #ExtremeMetal #Bree #PagefireTutorial
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[Chapters]
00:00 Intro
00:31 What is Slam?
04:26 What you need
10:23 Record the Slam
13:10 Music Video
16:37 The End
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[@clmills5037]

“Slam Worldwide wants to know your location.”

[@jvon3885]

Say hello to Bird n Baker for me, little rock natives.

[@genocidecrusade6534]

More like core worldwide these days

[@whatcolorisdeath1266]

SWW sucks

[@sovereignone1900]

@@whatcolorisdeath1266 I have to disagree, Sir. Well, maybe you're a bit right. But it's great music for "procrastinating till night and than studying sleep deprived for a test assigned for tomorrow".

[@genocidecrusade6534]

@Cerberus Spam worldwide would probably put up pop punk these days

[@PayneLegionAI]

Yes finally, one of my favorite metal genres where you record vocals first then write lyrics a year later.

[@fenriz2714]

Lmao how accurate

[@A.Bus.Routes]

Actual lyrics are optional

[@albinocj969]

Finally, a song you don’t have to write!

[@reaperhunter7297]

Why even have lyrics lol Jk the vocals and the instrumentals make the music

[@kalliboymusic]

Oh, so Slam has lyrics...

[@brandonwalls9062]

If the Snare doesn't sound like a pringles can, I don't want it

[@Isador7]

PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING

[@Br4nd0m98]

🗑️🗑️🗑️

[@pongotv22]

St slamger

[@edo12310]

I can hear this comment

[@bringerofmolochswrath5477]

666 likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SilverHammer1]

Pagefire: writes songs as a joke to make fun of the genre Also Pagefire: writes better songs than half the local metal scene

[@ashlillyvictoria3395]

“This isn’t Cattle Decapitation” had me snort-laugh so hard that snot splattered over my knees

[@Pagefire]

gottem

[@8523wsxc]

Pretty metal.

[@ChopSueyyy]

Thats a band name

[@gohmann9631]

@@ChopSueyyy Snort Splattered Over My Knees - Self-Titled

[@moonlightequilibrium]

and you've got yourself a logo

[@NickGoblin]

I don't know who Bree is, but she sure seems lucky, all these dudes are writing songs about her!

[@azoththeartist351]

Bree Olsen

[@Giga_Ninja]

Bree Larson

[@realhuman5688]

bree

[@reaperhunter7297]

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@kalliboymusic]

Bree Roades

[@zancresnar395]

Our most used phrase is not "show me the hammers" but something along the lines of "YOU GUYS AIN'T SLAM" or "THIS ISN'T SLAM" or something similar. Everything else is pretty accurate tho.

[@tobibender7475]

Best line from WD XDDD

[@erikbritz8095]

except the song wasn't accurate either.

[@afgrzhhswgjndh6857]

Obviously its post blackened nu-core🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PognasMusic]

"somebody call the slam police"

[@Melkor0410]

I thought it was send them to the slaughter house

[@yogiyahya35]

This song : Exist Underground metal label : Interesting....WE'RE GONNA SIGN THIS NEW BAND 😎😎😎😎

[@nohalo7]

Slam Worldwide just pissed their pantsuit.

[@mesothrax]

Next time on "How to genre" we'll be looking at jazz infused alt progcore with elements of Electronic Industrial Crunk sound

[@theidiotbox9056]

Don't encourage them

[@zacharygrieco8768]

No no no please DO encourage them! I want to hear this one!

[@jdcvgc]

the fact you have informed us of this makes it pop music. and we don't want POP MUSIC!

[@WackWizerdX]

How about Technogore?

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

Real talk: CRUNKCORE

[@ardillarojo]

"These aren't band names! These are serious medical conditions!" LOL!

[@chasterling237]

DED

[@KrisSchwarz98]

How PC college students be when you show them slam death metal 💀 😂

[@Giga_Ninja]

And you have ALL of them!

[@aitor.online]

*sad rectal cancer noises*

[@blackheavyblans]

Or extremely rare diseases lol

[@You-Neek]

This was so well explained that I've never felt so understood and attacked at the same time.

[@erikbritz8095]

i feel a lot is a bit off but eh the deeds been done oh and the slam song is not correct at all.

[@claudiasolomon1123]

@@erikbritz8095 what parts of his song aren't correct?? I'm really curious.

[@erikbritz8095]

@@claudiasolomon1123 almost everything ffs 😂

[@erikbritz8095]

@@claudiasolomon1123 been listening to Slam for 15 years im ill go over whats wrong later n reply right now im busy handling business

[@jonasbree9332]

@@erikbritz8095 Weeeeuuuueeeeeuuuuueeeee Open up, Slam Police!!!!

[@NeutroxFTW]

As a slam loving caveman, I can tell you that everything said in this video is true and the song is fucking neat.🔨🔨🔨

[@thebeanlord8272]

As a fellow caveman with a hammer fetish I can say that this is a certified Bree Bree

[@realhuman5688]

Exactly. I’d rate this a bree out of ten

[@dovemaarika1668]

enjoy ya garbage music taste. enjoy that one

[@toyotaecw]

You can take our land, but you will never take our BREEEEEEEEEDOM.

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

I can alrighty hear the elitists starting to breath heavy.

[@erikbritz8095]

meh my only gripe is the song being quite not SLAM.

[@dennisvopalensky]

Bruh I'm hyperventilating already

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

@@dennisvopalensky You say that like you’re proud of elitism.

[@nostromo9743]

@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 nah, sounds more like he actually has a sense of humor

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

@@nostromo9743 Well, stupid people need to be entertained too I guess.

[@brentfabian174]

Come to Brazil ☺️😌🥰🇧🇷

[@wianbester3811]

Hahahahahah

[@THEQUIETKID6666]

Bro literally don’t know you lil bro💀

[@juanortiz9123]

The K-on shirt was the most brutal part of this video! :P :v

[@princealigorna7468]

You just reminded me of that video to Psychosocial someone did with K-ON! clips and how well they made it work

[@Lipitakke]

I want one =/

[@callmecraig3046]

Metal kids and weeb kids were always one in the same. It took a Within Destruction album and a Bitterwood music video to expose it though.

[@pergproductions]

I think Devourment deserve credit for not just playing Slam. Their first album set the blueprint but I'd say the rest of their discography is more varied Death Metal with plenty of slamming riffs. Honestly, Obscene Majesty was my favourite album of 2019.

[@erikbritz8095]

Devourment Popularized SLAM and they really do have a diverse sound in comparison to some SLAM Bands.

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

Death Metal is heavier than thrash Sorry I had to say that when I saw that you commented

[@lethalslaughterband5498]

Yooo

[@Isador7]

Devourment is the blueprint for sure. There'd be no Cerebral Incubation, Epicardiectomy or Cephalotripsy without Devourment.

[@phinhowe]

WE HAVE A SCHOLAR AMONG US

[@icos211]

Never heard of this channel before. Added this song to my Spotify Slam Playlist when it was suggested to me. Now I find this video a week later. I guess he was pretty right about everything then...

[@NX42]

Oh my god I never had subtitles on before now, y'all hiding jokes from us this whole time

[@Sefhen]

thanks, you made me rewatch the video

[@deinemuddr1234]

@@Sefhen awww man, now i gotta do it too...

[@nightmare_automata]

Ah, I think I get it now: Slam is just the metal equivalent of mumble rap.

[@Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo]

Yes

[@BootsThaRareBirb]

Actually I think slam was first, so doesn't that make Mumble rap the rap equivalent of slam? /s

[@nightmare_automata]

@@BootsThaRareBirb Huh, y'know, I didn't think about that until now, but you're probably right.

[@Grim_reviews]

Mumble rap probably doesn't have guro inspired album covers

[@BootsThaRareBirb]

@@Grim_reviews L

[@wolf_7479]

"Who are these genres made for?" Legit enjoying Slamjo, for some reason the Banjo makes the breakdown more brutal and yes it is probably as embarrassingly dumb as that sounds... Great video btw

[@kalliboymusic]

Wtf? This really exists?

[@fenriz2714]

Yeah slam supposed to be dumb somehow but we love slams, we love lord Marco and larry wang

[@RxMxG]

NxOxGxOxAx is a legit good band breeee

[@psychoaiko666]

Best part, right after the "hammer smashed phone" I got a phone commercial😂

[@squatking77]

Is no one else gonna point out the fact that he had PASSENGER OF SHIT's classical hit "Staple Tape Worms on My Penis" playing in the background during the beginning? A man of many cultures, he is!

[@r3dst33l]

That actually came from me! :D

[@Herbarino]

A true classic

[@SlyHikari03]

Banjo slam sounds like something rob scallon would like. Ps. “Slowly learning how to unplay the guitar” classic Metalocalypse reference

[@Zelet666]

"he's slowly unlearning how to play guitar" ahahahaha great video guys :D

[@thedjentleman1662]

This is so cringe... I love it

[@martinthedrainedsedlak]

The Martin cult expands

[@Dung30n]

Shhh, keep it a secret

[@gaugehoughton2403]

we’re here to blow your system know what i’m sayin

[@ibicf7559]

waiting to new jokes about how to create the logo, such as with twigs and white paint, an old dermantine sofa seat or mandarin peels Upd: aaaaand, there is actually no one :(

[@martinpettersenlangebraate5153]

Breecause this joke has already been used in other videoes ;)

[@Abasedbymygrief]

the only thing you have to add on for slam is the mirror filter so it looks """symmetrical"""

[@Hecatonicosachoron54]

@@Abasedbymygrief As a noob metal logo designer, can confirm, praise symmetry.

[@Abasedbymygrief]

@@Hecatonicosachoron54 i used to make logos and i basically said "fuck you" to symmetry lol. And yes, they sucked

[@fuzzymelon1261]

slam is the genre to listen to when you dont want to hear about someone's gore kink when your driving to school/work

[@IOxyrinchus]

That song at the end is unironically the best slam track I’ve ever heard 🤯

[@Farvann]

I love how well edited this is. Masterful work!

[@Drescodeleo]

The best part is knowing that I'd listen to this non-ironically, you know

[@theeducatedfool]

Legit did not know that Finn was Sgt D. That explains a lot.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

I was 100% convinced that that was a joke that didn’t land. He’s matured so much since calling things “wigger slam.”

[@sebastianbrickfilms8579]

You can tell it's him because of Sgt D's multiple posts about the genius of 18 visions, lol.

[@GallonOfBlackTooth]

1:16 me and beavis and butthead chillin at a suffocation Show:

[@SickTruck]

My favorite cheese is BREE BREE!

[@michaelmckeown5396]

Now do a How to make Death/Black 'n' Roll

[@memedaddy793]

I've still waiting "How to make Dungeon Synth" since "How to make Norwegian Black Metal" came out

[@michaelmckeown5396]

@@memedaddy793 "How to make Dungeon Synth" would be amazing.

[@Isador7]

How to make Dungeon Synth - download music from old-school runescape and add a grainy filter to it.

[@blastocystiaband5599]

Thats exactly the way we produce our music. But we record inside a pigfarm

[@bahhstones]

“The vocalist is about to burst!” “Bree!”

[@skyeparker1333]

"looks like if God spilled a person" lmfao

[@duaner999]

To make it even more authentic you can also play the final mix at top volume in a car with all windows and doors closed then record with a mic from outside the car.

[@user-ej2vc6xk7i]

he's slowly learnings how to unplays the guitars!!!!

[@sobaquitus]

Best video so far. Everything was spot on and the song also slams hard 🔨

[@A5G4R0TH]

The snare in that blastbeat is perfection

[@patrickbeasley9009]

Slam is one of those genres that you only need to listen to one song to enjoy the entire genre

[@deathmetal5156]

not really if u go deep enough

[@Deadpool-px2nm]

​@@deathmetal5156Man's never listened to Flesh before 😂

[@aleskdc3808]

I love Slam and this is hilarious

[@Pepunkt]

Next up Tech-Death please and please mention Cytotoxin. They make Chernobyl Death Metal and I think that’s beautiful

[@noahleach7690]

That would require him to spend months writing and learning insanely difficult riffs and solos, he won’t do that

[@user-gj2qb8de1e]

I’ve been watching your videos for about a year and a half, and all I gotta say is for the effort you put in you deserve at least 1 million subs.

[@zyphedits6298]

"The first thing you need to make it heavy is...." *Types your mom* lmao

[@unai49999]

If It ever make an SLAM band/ project, I'm obviusly calling It "Big boi bonkerino"

[@mitchsorenstain4343]

Great video! As a slam fan myself, I have to say great job! And it is awesome that u got Mats Funderud on vocals!

[@emmamontgomery5948]

As a slam-enjoyer, this had me absolutely rolling 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 Instantly subscribed

[@supremelordoftheuniverse5449]

Guys, this is as high quality as it gets. I burst out laughing half a dozen times at least. Amazing work.

[@ThePassionOfTheMarc]

You guys took over where Erlend & Stenjo left off. I'm American by the way. Came across those guys by accident on KZbin a few years ago. They were hilarious. I think this channel is fastly becoming one of my favorites. Thanks!

[@quickscopeoneeighty9158]

I always though that slam vocals sounded like you trying to get the last sips of a milkshake through a straw

[@miriamreinhardt8939]

The pig squeals, you mean?

[@quickscopeoneeighty9158]

@@miriamreinhardt8939 ye

[@nerfherder320]

Not sure how much overlap there is between hololive fans and people who like slam, but there's at least one person. Being me.

[@felipegalvao9418]

Yes, I waited so long for this video! It is my favorite Death Metal subgenre.

[@Kingbam810]

Dude, i laugherd my ass off trhoughtout the video, thank you for that! I know its been a while since this came on but its just pure gold!

[@charlespate5639]

oh my lord I literally just started listening to slam two days ago and was wondering if pagefire would ever make a video on it

[@swootymedia6398]

Oh goddamn I'm actually starting to enjoy the chugga-chugga bree now. HOW DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, ANDRI.

[@oscarmardhhaag]

the production value on these videos is amazing

[@xutsider]

slam got me into all sorts of metal and rock genres tbh.. once you start you can never go back lol

[@CincyMetalDrummer]

Andri! How could you forget about Visceral Disgorge?!

[@lemmykilmister3191]

My man is a man of culture as well as i see

[@Grim_reviews]

Just saw Ingested, Devourment, Organectomy, extermination Dismemberment and loved it

[@entity_of_the_cosmos]

that sounds like a REALLY good concert, i love Organectomy

[@Grim_reviews]

@entity_of_the_cosmos it was. Unfortunately my camera sucked so my photo with the Devourment vocalist came out shittily

[@nymphoftartarus]

I've been waiting seemingly eons for this and I'm not disappointed one bit lmao

[@juhowichmann1014]

Haha, great Tutorial😂Love that you included Caveman Slam and Videoclips of Uga Uga, my favourite Caveman Slam Band🤘🤘

[@ThatOneGuy7550]

Slam death metal is the mumble rap of death metal

[@erikbritz8095]

Wow what a Bad comparison...

[@ThatOneGuy7550]

@@erikbritz8095 that's the point

[@erikbritz8095]

@@ThatOneGuy7550 you really are that one guy...

[@cxrpseisdead5805]

Both are fire, hatin asses ☝️😃

[@user-cx2qf6iy5s]

@Cerberus bruh you say that like slam isn't about fucking dead people and killing babies lmao

[@Xis6Xis6Xis6]

17:08 Damn! They really got the vocalist from Kraanium. Also had a good laugh at the macarena part. 03:21

[@winterlamez3322]

I was listening to slam when your video popped up in my recommended. Timing couldn’t be more perfect :) Also the music video is literally something I would see on slam worldwide lol

[@bigbadangelo949]

These are some seriously good slams. Great job!

[@zichithefox4781]

Slam takes the heavy parts of deathcore and makes that the entire aesthetic. And I, for one, jam the fuck out to it.

[@redmarble5624]

Highly recommend you consider the following genres: Skramz, Midwestern Emo, Power Violence, Post Rock, Math Rock, Emo Violence, etc. I think Skramz and Midwestern Emo would be the most interesting, and I am curious as to how you would write the music. If you want examples of Skramz, listen to Saetia - Some Natures Catch No Plagues. Good starting point. Skramz is still an incredibly underground genre and bigger KZbinrs talking about it would be cool.

[@OTOSoundsandVisuals]

This slaps! Well done as always!

[@mrcounterclockwise2894]

Holy moly what a awesome video for christmas! Merry Christmas!

This song was surprisingly good. :D

[@theysaykillerwhales]

They always are!

@@theysaykillerwhales no need to exaggerate now. 😊

[@triledink]

Slam metal legit one of my favorite sub genres out of death metal, and death metal is my favorite metal genre ever.

[@arietz86]

And yet another brilliantly nailed song 🔨

[@TheSteFanden]

I regularly have loud arguments with a pidgeon who lives in my shed. He usually wins.

[@KaneTaliaferro]

This is one of your best yet. The song was awesome!! Mathcore next possibly maybe perhaps?! 🤔🤔🤔

[@BunchesBundles77]

That's actually a good idea. Is it just me, or is mathcore dying out? Might as well pay tribute to the strangest sub-genre of metalcore. Calculating Infinity by The Dillinger Escape Plan was a doozy.

[@KaneTaliaferro]

@@BunchesBundles77 oh buddy am I happy to tell you it is not dead!! Check out Mathcore Index on Facebook they share all sorts of awesome mathcore bands and LOTS of newer bands. Also my band Pillar Of Wasps is releasing an album soon, check out my channel if you wanna hear it. But yeah it’s not dead at all and it’s getting more popular for sure

[@HashMagician]

When the vocalist was on the toilet I felt that

[@ashe6622]

God Slammit i head banged to this uncontrollably.. well done. love your vids!

[@michaelstagar4254]

You guys are terrific. Never change.

[@Alex-st7mm]

Finally i know how to make real slam

[@Sergio-nb4hj]

I can't believe you missed the chance to call this band "Granadectomy"

[@Ian-Threaded]

Haven’t laughed that hard at a video in a long time. Great stuff

[@altarofparasites]

This is a work of art.

[@MRSupernova100]

I like that you felt you had to specify "The hardest part..."

[@MxAxRxK]

Dooood you forgot the giant distorting bass hit before the breakdown that seems like the end of the song but then turns into another breakdown that was more br00tal than the one before then you think the song is actually over but there’s another br0000tal breakdown again then the song actually ends.

[@themetalcatacombs3790]

Holy moly, the preview image is just perfect

[@GOREilla.]

I loved this, great work

[@larrybrickmond9096]

WIGGLEZCORE

[@ekappaz504]

I see the calliope... You’ve fallen too huh

[@usernamepleasehere]

Love this Video about one of my favorite genres 😂👏

[@frederiksoubry752]

Cool you got Mats on board for this. I love this kind of satire

[@historiadormetalero9236]

I'm gonna break a genre down to it's basics to show how ridiculous it is and then I'm gonna mock it by playing it. "Actually plays a goddamn masterpiece that sounds amazing".

[@blakleaf6113]

There is Slam...and then there is The Anomalies Of Artificial Origin by Abominable Putridity! i dont think anything will top that album! Best Slam album made.

[@Chilloutandwatchanime]

Best slam album is molesting the decapitated by devourment imo

[@peregrinecovington4138]

I recommend Manifestation of Human Suffering by Gutrectomy. Sounds generic but it's actually hilarious and somehow injects new life into the genre

[@deviatedseptum748]

the brodyquest reference was unexpected but very nice, thank you funny metal man

[@rockboy360]

Dude that trick with the standard tuning and the bass blew my mind and I've been playing for 18 years lol

[@ZZ-rc1yw]

Agonal Breathing Pure Agony 2017 One of the best slam albums I've ever heard

[@MeurangMyoo]

How To KPop or Synth Black Metal, perhaps?

[@hwt-ka-pth]

@Death Hand Studios what

[@hwt-ka-pth]

@Death Hand Studios My apologies, that was my sound of amazement. I've heard about K-pop once but the other one kind of startled me

[@Abasedbymygrief]

i wanna hear some synth black metal. i remember this one band that fused blackgaze and synthwave tho

[@CxCx4FxDx7DxDx1MxBx7]

I love those explosive bass drops. Slam should just be one long song of that

[@Corgifunni]

Slam is actually something i have come across and never wanted to ever hear or see again, but now i gotta see it you must have made it bearable... At least I hope so