How to make Pornogrind

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Pagefire

Pagefire

Күн бұрын

Andri teaches you how to make some heavy groovy songs with extremely offensive lyrics.
#Pornogrind #ExtremeMetal #PagefireTutorial
[SONG]
Buy the song here:
pagefire.bandcamp.com/track/m...
Stream the song on Spotify:
open.spotify.com/track/21y8mM...
[DIV CREDITS]
Vocalist - Brage (Grandma's Basement)
/ @grandpasbasementoffic...
Anime voices in the song - Miss Mooni
Order here: www.fiverr.com/share/PoBBx
Twitter: / missmoonified
The Anime T-shirt I wore in the video:
paom.com/collections/all/prod...
Anime girls made with:
waifulabs.com/
Background music can be found here:
/ nerdys-creative-common...
[Close Caption credit]
English - LovelyMetalhead
[Chapters]
00:00 Intro
01:21 What You Need
07:03 Record
10:18 Music Video
13:47 Finale
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Patreon: / pagefire
Merch: teespring.com/stores/pagefire...
Discord: / discord
Facebook: / pagefire-234242557217965
SoundCloud: / nerdymetalhead202
Instagram: / pagefireofficial
Twitter: / pagefire1

Пікірлер: 2 100
@Pagefire
@Pagefire 4 жыл бұрын
Quick Disclaimer: Yes we are aware that the Dayton Shooter was in a Pornogrind band. We have been working on this video since June, then we started filming and recording in Juli. These videos take a while to record and edit before releasing them. So this is just one of those unfortunate coincidences. While we're here, we'd like to say: Fuck white nationalists, fuck mysogonists, and fuck mass shooters.
@simonf3503
@simonf3503 4 жыл бұрын
mvt4tion just like the easy availability of guns /s
@garrettwolf7185
@garrettwolf7185 4 жыл бұрын
@Javier No, a white nationalist is someone who believes white people should form an ethnically exclusive nation state and either kick out or persecute everyone else in it.
@smygskytt1712
@smygskytt1712 4 жыл бұрын
@Javier No.
@crab7405
@crab7405 4 жыл бұрын
@Javier Then it would be an American nationalist or a Polish nationalist. White isn't a country. You know what being proud of skin color entails.
@CrashExhibition
@CrashExhibition 4 жыл бұрын
White nationalists believe in a nation of "whites only" is necessary to maintain the "purity" or "survival". This is a pretty quick Google search.
@krezorrr
@krezorrr 4 жыл бұрын
and remember kids, first you record vocals then you write lyrics
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣✌👽🎷
@mrn234
@mrn234 4 жыл бұрын
is there any other way ?
@Davidpostingshid
@Davidpostingshid 4 жыл бұрын
Wotans Krieger no
@lordvlygar2963
@lordvlygar2963 4 жыл бұрын
I just did that laugh and snort at the same time thing. Thanks.
@spicebag30
@spicebag30 4 жыл бұрын
A few years ago I unironically did this in a "OnE mAn PrOgGrEsSiVe Nu SlAm MeTaL" side project, lol I'd just grunt and listen back and make up random shit that could be lyrics
@HexedWinters
@HexedWinters 4 жыл бұрын
“Menstrual cycle on my face It’s my bloody war paint” True poetry
@boostedblackberry1669
@boostedblackberry1669 4 жыл бұрын
Cooper tribal not bloody
@BloodySawBlade
@BloodySawBlade 4 жыл бұрын
Only if you're a fucking psycho.
@ChristopherGardellahalogravity
@ChristopherGardellahalogravity 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "I want to cuddle in your puddle"! REAL brilliance is so hard to come by these days. We are truly blessed.
@HexedWinters
@HexedWinters 3 жыл бұрын
Omg this got 1.3k likes what?!? 😂
@HexedWinters
@HexedWinters 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChristopherGardellahalogravity we truly are
@docmitchell3490
@docmitchell3490 4 жыл бұрын
Step One: Don't.
@dulohsuaib3265
@dulohsuaib3265 3 жыл бұрын
Stop
@hindenburg6937
@hindenburg6937 3 жыл бұрын
Hey i know u i think u are that old Man in Fallout new vegad
@reggielovato9525
@reggielovato9525 3 жыл бұрын
Step Two: Just Don't
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 3 жыл бұрын
Step 3. Get a job
@philipo.407
@philipo.407 3 жыл бұрын
I have a bullet in my head. Can u help me pls?
@hal900x
@hal900x 4 жыл бұрын
He managed to make a Pornogrind song that was not only NOT misogynist, but was actually more of a male submission fantasy. Pretty good sir, pretty good. I think we can all admit it when the song is a "joke", but kills anyway. Had I not seen the preceding video or the lyric subtitles, I would have just thought "fuck yes, good song".
@billyshaw508
@billyshaw508 4 жыл бұрын
I think we need “Pee Pee Bree Bree” shirts
@user-qf8dp6oj9u
@user-qf8dp6oj9u 4 жыл бұрын
PEEPEEPOOPOO
@somamakesyouhappy703
@somamakesyouhappy703 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-qf8dp6oj9u nobody will topple peepeepoopoo, it's okay
@Bound_And_Skinned_Official
@Bound_And_Skinned_Official 2 жыл бұрын
The peepeepoopoo man
@xXSMC365Xx
@xXSMC365Xx 4 жыл бұрын
This absolutely sounds better than most pornogrind bands... excellent.
@JoeNoToes
@JoeNoToes 4 жыл бұрын
Also the lyrics aren't misogynistic. Just fetish heavy.
@demonblackfire1210
@demonblackfire1210 4 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same. This song is not complete chaos so you can enjoy the heavy riffs and the vocalists says actual sentences rather than just make some noises
@ThatOneGuy7550
@ThatOneGuy7550 4 жыл бұрын
Most of Andri's stuff is excellent IMO
@zaodedong9935
@zaodedong9935 4 жыл бұрын
**BRERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE* INTENSIFIES*
@Casketkrusher_
@Casketkrusher_ 4 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed.
@EinFelsbrocken
@EinFelsbrocken 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes; the three essentials of true art: 1. Blood 2. Murder And naturally: 3. Menstruation
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Japanese cartoons
@EinFelsbrocken
@EinFelsbrocken 3 жыл бұрын
@S Mavi grosses uff
@Anomaly
@Anomaly 4 жыл бұрын
What's the song from 0:13 ? I couldn't find it in the description and it's so good :-D
@Pagefire
@Pagefire 4 жыл бұрын
That's just a transition track that I recorded in just a few minutes. All the in between segments (like the title card, what you need, record) are written just for the videos and I'm too lazy to make that into a full song. - Andri
@jsjvmsc
@jsjvmsc 3 жыл бұрын
I highly recommend listening to Rendered Helpless if you dont know them. My fav in the Genre. Absolutely brutal
@Adamska_v1
@Adamska_v1 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect Anomaly to show up here
@timzakrisson1323
@timzakrisson1323 3 жыл бұрын
oh thats right, i forgot that anomaly likes these types of music
@MrJonte123123
@MrJonte123123 3 жыл бұрын
xD Xd
@mushroomsamba82
@mushroomsamba82 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Ozzy bit the head off of a bat? That seems so quaint now
@kallebleles1220
@kallebleles1220 4 жыл бұрын
Adam... Idk. I think many of the people in the audience wouldn’t stomach the animal abuse in our times. The imagery and symbolism has gotten ever more intense but how many people actually subscribe to these ideas in day to day life? I think we all just role play and put on the facade of misanthropic aggression in order to achieve catharsis. Idk man, extreme music is weird, I don’t know shit
@kostassalerakis1024
@kostassalerakis1024 4 жыл бұрын
Idk man, that's still fucking extreme up to this day.
@callummclachlan4771
@callummclachlan4771 4 жыл бұрын
@@kostassalerakis1024 Yeah. We've just gotten used to it. Or in my case. Before my time. It's like the Nazis in WW2 or the atomic bombings. Utterly sickening, but we've become a bit numb to it due to knowing about it. And the fact that it happened 74 years ago. So most people who knew about it at the time have passed away.
@ThatOneGuy7550
@ThatOneGuy7550 4 жыл бұрын
Type up "danger music" it's performance art and extreme music had a baby who grew up to be really chaotic
@alexkaplan6581
@alexkaplan6581 4 жыл бұрын
@@kallebleles1220 look up some Gorgoroth shows.
@tfm1194
@tfm1194 4 жыл бұрын
"Both (pornogrind and slam) are pretty much the same." Brave words for someone in slamhammering range.
@billythexxxterminator4870
@billythexxxterminator4870 4 жыл бұрын
🔨🔨🔨😤
@raulperez2308
@raulperez2308 4 жыл бұрын
i can already hear the elitists breeing
@BurnoutBushido
@BurnoutBushido 4 жыл бұрын
🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨
@bozin_ru4302
@bozin_ru4302 4 жыл бұрын
🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨
@tugalord
@tugalord 2 жыл бұрын
The difference is that slam is good
@cashewwalnut3589
@cashewwalnut3589 4 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking for once, first thing that comes to my mind: Heyyyyy, why not just make a pornogrind band with every song's lyrics being just the entire script of an anime episode
@Pagefire
@Pagefire 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually genius.
@garetho03
@garetho03 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the idea
@nipulkradmsinatagras8293
@nipulkradmsinatagras8293 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing the subtitles of the latest Attack On Titan are now available.
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 3 жыл бұрын
Sailormoon-Core.
@Quakquackduck112
@Quakquackduck112 3 жыл бұрын
@@nipulkradmsinatagras8293 LMAO
@rosen7163
@rosen7163 4 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me this whole time I could've just gone into MS paint and used a mouse to scribble unreadable words???
@HorrorWorldx
@HorrorWorldx 4 жыл бұрын
Rosen yes
@DanyTheRedAnger
@DanyTheRedAnger 4 жыл бұрын
HENTAIGRIND and yes, thats a thing
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC 4 жыл бұрын
Check out my hentaigrind project on my channel uwu nyah and shit
@user-tp4gi8gt3g
@user-tp4gi8gt3g 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh that's just pornogrind with anime
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-tp4gi8gt3g yes and its glorious
@dogvtf
@dogvtf 4 жыл бұрын
OOOOOHHH N [OOOOOO
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC 4 жыл бұрын
@@dogvtf OOOOOOOWOOOOOOO
@Omega4z
@Omega4z 4 жыл бұрын
Legends say every 30 minutes, 60 pornogrind bands are born
@juliebilton8724
@juliebilton8724 4 жыл бұрын
why do I see you on almost every comment section
@ethanmorrow4241
@ethanmorrow4241 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, there's only so much BREEEE!! and GRHRGRHRGRHRGRHG!!! that pornogrind bands could do before they all sound the same
@amandabarnes2831
@amandabarnes2831 4 жыл бұрын
"there's only so many prostitute murder rampage songs i can listen to without getting bored" relatable content. i wish there was more extreme metal with lyrics that didn't rely purely on shock factors.
@NuclearHeadshot
@NuclearHeadshot 4 жыл бұрын
Check out Beyond Creation. No shock factor apart from exhibitionist guitar jerking.
@ShaneHornMusic
@ShaneHornMusic 4 жыл бұрын
Teeny weenie by BroJob
@enlighteneddoom5052
@enlighteneddoom5052 4 жыл бұрын
That's the point of it.
@Brandon-me2qr
@Brandon-me2qr 4 жыл бұрын
Yea but most of the time you can’t understand them so what’s the point
@hatred9427
@hatred9427 4 жыл бұрын
I know it's sartistic, but if anyone thinks in that way, why don't they rely on Pop or Christian Rock if they don't want metal to shock them? The whole purpose of rock n roll is to shock people.
@carlmarks8170
@carlmarks8170 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually a brilliant deconstruction of death/grind and closer to the spirit of that music and less of a pisstake than many people realize. People I met who played in death metal or grindcore bands were generally soft-spoken gentle souls who worked in IT by day, and by night liked playing Warcraft and watching Futurama, but on weekends could be found in the back rooms of dive bars singing songs about sawing Miley Cyrus in half. Music is all about how it makes you feel inside. There's nothing more visceral and powerful than death metal riffing. The vocals & lyrics are really just incidental to the music, you can't hear em anyway, so why not have fun with it and be as gruesome as possible (like those fucked-up old Troma horror comedies...) Anyone who takes 'em seriously are just being stooged.
@rev949
@rev949 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is the first pornogrind song that didn't make me want to travel back in time to convince the guys in Napalm and ENT to take up stamp collecting instead.
@dalecorazon
@dalecorazon 4 жыл бұрын
Curiousity is gonna get me killed next youtube search
@dylanroemmele906
@dylanroemmele906 2 жыл бұрын
Grindcore is somehow the absolute worst most dogwater trash I've ever heard and one of the best genres in metal at the same time, because I love Pig Destroyer.
@dylanroemmele906
@dylanroemmele906 2 жыл бұрын
@@Psychedelicgothicpink yup
@Alia-fn4hi
@Alia-fn4hi 4 жыл бұрын
You can’t fool me with those pixels, I know a Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship album cover when I see one
@DK-mq5cf
@DK-mq5cf 4 жыл бұрын
Next Gutalax I want it I'm still absolutely convinced that his whole Grind-Thing is a french cheese guerilla marketing scheme. I mean... BRIE BRIE BRIE BRIEEEE BRIE BRIE BRIEEEE It's obvious
@Pagefire
@Pagefire 4 жыл бұрын
Seize your investigation!
@nimrodgutfreund4734
@nimrodgutfreund4734 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pagefire an internet comment etiquette refernce? nice
@dulohsuaib3265
@dulohsuaib3265 3 жыл бұрын
That's why brie larsson is an SJW because you all summoned her all at once on every single songs
@friendlypotato7950
@friendlypotato7950 4 жыл бұрын
I found this in my reccomended. the rock and metal community has never failed me yet
@madiserket2
@madiserket2 4 жыл бұрын
sauce for your pfp
@friendlypotato7950
@friendlypotato7950 4 жыл бұрын
@@madiserket2 sorry idk i found it about 4 years ago
@friendlypotato7950
@friendlypotato7950 4 жыл бұрын
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 what do u mean
@AwkwardHypernerd413
@AwkwardHypernerd413 4 жыл бұрын
Friendly Potato his guitar has the cancer logo and says "karkat" on it. Karkat is a character from homestuck, and that's all you need to know. Don't google it unless you want your life to change.
@friendlypotato7950
@friendlypotato7950 4 жыл бұрын
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 I've heard of homestuck and it's "interesting community" well ive been in some interesting communities myself so
@kitape007
@kitape007 4 жыл бұрын
"Your recent Google searches have been sent to the police ! - not again ..." THE END
@Wandering_Nowhere
@Wandering_Nowhere 2 жыл бұрын
You need to make an album of all these "how to" songs! They're so damn good lol
@Pagefire
@Pagefire 2 жыл бұрын
Next year!
@thelittleheathenfromSweden
@thelittleheathenfromSweden 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the good old days when I was 15 and I had a band for like 2 weeks but it didn't work out because I wanted to make humorous, silly and satirical lyrics while the guitarist just wanted to sing what was basically 3 lines of actual lyrics and then repeat the swedish version of what was essentially "prostitute slaughter". Absolutely great video by the way, love your sence of humor! Much love and respect from a little heathen in Sweden!🤘❤
@rossh2111
@rossh2111 4 жыл бұрын
"I want to cuddle in your puddle" LMAO!
@kaydenhagg6924
@kaydenhagg6924 3 жыл бұрын
PEEE PEE BREE BREE BREEEEEEE!!!!
@ThatOneGuy7550
@ThatOneGuy7550 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite series on KZbin. Andri is a treasure.
4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much lmao
@JoeNoToes
@JoeNoToes 4 жыл бұрын
agreed but i believe its a team effort
@gigachad192
@gigachad192 4 жыл бұрын
That One Guy that I fucking see everywhere.
@RowanWarren78
@RowanWarren78 4 жыл бұрын
So, would you also call it IncelGrind?
@Pagefire
@Pagefire 4 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong.
@RowanWarren78
@RowanWarren78 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pagefire LOL
@PaulStore800
@PaulStore800 4 жыл бұрын
Then what makes Thotcore?
@bl1tz533
@bl1tz533 4 жыл бұрын
DeeznutsCote
@killerhippieodoom9599
@killerhippieodoom9599 4 жыл бұрын
@Brett Hazelton don't you be hating on my girl t swift
@DocteurZeuhl
@DocteurZeuhl 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for actually making a pornogrind song with lyrics that are pretty "light-hearted" and not misogynistic. Reading the lyrics of pornogrind and slam bands can make you lose your faith in humanity.
@Pagefire
@Pagefire 4 жыл бұрын
We agree.
@tristanpowers2103
@tristanpowers2103 4 жыл бұрын
Stfu stop being a baby
@christhelostsoul9927
@christhelostsoul9927 4 жыл бұрын
@@tristanpowers2103 is being a good person in 2020 illegal now?
@gorey348
@gorey348 4 жыл бұрын
@@christhelostsoul9927 apparently
@alexbaribeault
@alexbaribeault 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure most of the lyricists aren't serious about what they say. At least I hope so
@roccaflocca4312
@roccaflocca4312 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, that vocal mix sounds exactly like Nathan Explosion.
@rocesboyanthony5343
@rocesboyanthony5343 4 жыл бұрын
Rocca Flocca THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
@statueteethtv
@statueteethtv 4 жыл бұрын
Almost... no this could be brendon small himself
@wigglewilson9030
@wigglewilson9030 4 жыл бұрын
Here's some more wanted core/metal tutorial episodes you should tackel . Cybergrind DeathGrind ElectroGrind Noisegrind Mathcore Blackened Grindcore Slam Metal with clogged sink vocals Death Folk Traditional Death Metal Rap Metal/Nu Metal,in the influence style of Limp Bizkit and Rage Against the Machine Blackgaze Glam/Hair Metal Thrash Metal Industrial Metal Blackened Death Metal Blackened Thrash Metal Progressive Metal Power Metal Djent Doom Metal Neoclassical UnBlack Metal Hardcore Punk Skate Punk Pop Punk Crust Punk
@aeolus4105
@aeolus4105 4 жыл бұрын
There's a more complete list: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3rCd2OMiNupbLM
@merovetouchstone
@merovetouchstone 4 жыл бұрын
DJENT IS NOT A GENRE
@johanetsondragon
@johanetsondragon 4 жыл бұрын
Mérové Touchstone no u
@merovetouchstone
@merovetouchstone 4 жыл бұрын
It's a technique, not a genre
@johanetsondragon
@johanetsondragon 4 жыл бұрын
Mérové Touchstone I don’t really agree, but well, it’s your opinion and I’m ok with that
@tortxo7154
@tortxo7154 4 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I'm talking to metal musicians..." Best part.
@demonguysayshi2666
@demonguysayshi2666 4 жыл бұрын
Tortxo he's not wrong. I'm a guitarist and don't have a damn clue about music theory. I just plug in the guitar, crank up the gain and start jamming.
@robinsarebirds1153
@robinsarebirds1153 4 жыл бұрын
I understand music theory to a point, enough to know what fifths, fourths, 7ths, Maj/minor 3rds, scales, degrees of scales, chord logic etc. That being said I still thought it was funny as hell because when I write songs I don't really use the theory unless I'm writing the chorous or something melodic. For riffs I find using theory and sticking to the notes of one particular scale can sound boring. You gotta throw stuff in there that shouldn't fit at all, but make it fit, and make it heavy, and make it groove. Hints perfect fourths. These chords sound like actual garbage. But metal musicians make them sound heavy, make them groove, and use it as part of their sound. Or the flat second. Or the flat fifth. Or the flat fourth. It's our job as metal musicians to make these normally unpleasant intervals sound interesting and heavy.
@taylorbenson3093
@taylorbenson3093 4 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, I really like this. The riffs are just fantastic, and the singers voice reminds me of the lead from dethklok
@rheymarvinsalestre4075
@rheymarvinsalestre4075 4 жыл бұрын
When you can see Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship through the censor. How lovely.
@nonyabiddnuss4848
@nonyabiddnuss4848 4 жыл бұрын
I was a bit disappointed in myself when I saw and recognized it.
@doomslayerplushie6662
@doomslayerplushie6662 4 жыл бұрын
Shit I have only listened to one dehumanizing itatrain worship song and I ho ho am proud of this achievement
@pomf5311
@pomf5311 4 жыл бұрын
its a great fucking band not even gonna lie
@Ith4qua
@Ith4qua 4 жыл бұрын
Their songs are actually moe anime intros. Turned into slam.
@doomslayerplushie6662
@doomslayerplushie6662 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ith4qua which I like Nico nico breeeeeeeeeeee
@wooooowpewpewpewpew311
@wooooowpewpewpewpew311 4 жыл бұрын
There is a lot of people saying that the "grind" genres are already getting boring so i suggest: "How to make Mathcore" *GROOVY DISONANCE*
@gamzee3610
@gamzee3610 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I'm going to name the genre of songs my teachers made me sing to remember the quadratic formula
@bennyfromthebronx2810
@bennyfromthebronx2810 4 жыл бұрын
This was totally worth being on another FBI watchlist. "Menstrual cycle on my face, it's my tribal war paint!"
@CHIPNDEATH
@CHIPNDEATH 4 жыл бұрын
Man I love the right drums with the anime "Gifs". 7:25
@Alex-px9oy
@Alex-px9oy 4 жыл бұрын
JLSTHERAT shut up weeb
@grandpasbasementofficial9085
@grandpasbasementofficial9085 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the feature, had a blast recording it! Hmu if you want to make some more of this stuff ;) -B-rage Féleth Grandpas basement
@LoreAccurateHusky
@LoreAccurateHusky 4 жыл бұрын
That "Bloody Pee Pee" line is honestly some of the funniest lyrics I've heard in a while. Also, this video was genuinely helpful for me to understand what makes Pornogrind different from similar genres. I'm hoping this knowledge will help me on my quest to write Furry Pornogrind to add a fresh take on the genre.
@dunfun7710
@dunfun7710 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god please send the final product to me I want to see the how they will react to heavy furry metal
@thenoctus6722
@thenoctus6722 4 жыл бұрын
*OwO*
@brncorrea11
@brncorrea11 4 жыл бұрын
"murder, blood and menstruation" love this line.
@vovomorreu
@vovomorreu 3 жыл бұрын
As an ex-drummer of a goregrind band, I can say this is totally accurate
@biggydolly7379
@biggydolly7379 Жыл бұрын
damn whats ur ex band name,
@vovomorreu
@vovomorreu Жыл бұрын
@@biggydolly7379 Rotten Pigs
@AlexandrMisko
@AlexandrMisko 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man that’s so awesome! Such a profound insight into the genre I’ve never got any patience to dive deeper.
@brainyskeletonofdoom7824
@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 4 жыл бұрын
I think the anime stuff it's just because it's the perfect music to listen to while reading some good ol' hentai. Especially if that's your main daily occupation. For every day. For more than 10 years now. All those corpses... Save me...
@raspberry144mb3
@raspberry144mb3 4 жыл бұрын
you can (not) be saved
@dogvtf
@dogvtf 4 жыл бұрын
bruh moment
@Joseph.Talkowski
@Joseph.Talkowski 4 жыл бұрын
Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship. My favourite 😄
@ericb.4313
@ericb.4313 4 жыл бұрын
"What's the connection with anime and gore?" That depends, are we talking moe like Love Live or something like Higurashi? (winces) That fingernail scene...
@MeOwOgai
@MeOwOgai 4 жыл бұрын
"Goodbye monetization." The shortest and the saddest story by Ernest Hemingway
@aylbdrmadison1051
@aylbdrmadison1051 4 жыл бұрын
Someone somewhere is bound to take this seriously, lols.
@J.J_6.9
@J.J_6.9 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah you fool I have already made an entire album
@kaythreefox6005
@kaythreefox6005 3 жыл бұрын
Someone somewhere masterbated to this video. Youre welcome for the images lmfao
@psychwardfare
@psychwardfare 4 жыл бұрын
“Menstrual cycle on my face it’s my tribal war paint” absolute bars my good man🔥
@jingoent7758
@jingoent7758 4 жыл бұрын
Content Warning: This guy likes women I'm sorry you had to read that sentence
@ericcartman898
@ericcartman898 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the warning, I’ll be sure to take that into account when listening to this
@BokuWaHikikomori
@BokuWaHikikomori 4 жыл бұрын
3:06 the fact that you bought that same shirt for the purpose of making this video is some dedication LMAO. Subscribed! Also subbing because I'm learning things I had questioned for years
@agnestatuleviciute3800
@agnestatuleviciute3800 4 жыл бұрын
these series are amazing, every time I just can't stop laughing and they definitely lift my mood for a good week! thank you for your hard work
@att3rg8
@att3rg8 4 жыл бұрын
3:06 I totally lost it 🤣 This "how to make" series is such a KZbin gem. Amazing work guys!
@kaisertreu6276
@kaisertreu6276 4 жыл бұрын
2:31 "Extreme metal loves anime." *Well, who doesn't?*
@disperse7656
@disperse7656 4 жыл бұрын
People who go outside.
@sadcat1565
@sadcat1565 4 жыл бұрын
@@disperse7656 bxcbgvbfgjuycxetb5ewyt5yv65yg43gvt54v7bh754ebv
@andyalien2578
@andyalien2578 4 жыл бұрын
Asian people
@Humanophage
@Humanophage 4 жыл бұрын
@@disperse7656 This didn't age well.
@emetofreak
@emetofreak 4 жыл бұрын
@@sadcat1565 I agree
@garrywulf537
@garrywulf537 4 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how I came across this video, but I loved it from beginning to end! Awesome work :D
@mitchell2719
@mitchell2719 4 жыл бұрын
Vocalist has a bit of a Nathan Explosion thing going on
@trve_ingvar
@trve_ingvar 4 жыл бұрын
These vids are always so top notch, they should be blowing up in views.
@michaelrodriguez9084
@michaelrodriguez9084 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome video glad I found this channel
@theneighborskid3179
@theneighborskid3179 4 жыл бұрын
"What rhymes with menstration bukkake?" "Have you tried rhymezone.com?" "They blocked me..."
@ShuriBear
@ShuriBear 4 жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure to come back home and see this in my subscription box.
@Zetor-gh9mf
@Zetor-gh9mf 4 жыл бұрын
You managed to make pornogrind not sound like literal shit, good job sir👌🤘
@averageliteratureenjoyer
@averageliteratureenjoyer 4 жыл бұрын
Gutalax would be offended by this
@HideousConformity
@HideousConformity 4 жыл бұрын
That's because they ended up making Slam instead, which disappointed me to be honest. I find Slam in general to be incredibly boring. Most of the Slam bands I've heard have sounded far too much like they were former Deathcore bands trying to transition over to Death Metal but failing at it because they just can't let go of their breakdown fetish. The way those fuckers do breakdowns is not brutal (or br00tal or whatever bastardization of the word they prefer), unless they meant to say "brutally boring" because all they manage to do is bore me half to sleep. That said, this song was one of those rare exceptions that didn't put me to sleep so I'll give them props for making something slammy that didn't make me want to skip to another track.
@princesscarl1656
@princesscarl1656 4 жыл бұрын
It's deathcore, slam but really not grind. I agree.
@Clive_Omni
@Clive_Omni 4 жыл бұрын
NasenSpraySteven Gutalax ftw!
@Doc_Barnaky
@Doc_Barnaky 4 жыл бұрын
this randomly came up in my recommended but I'm pleasantly surprised to have gotten this vid there, your production quality is really fuckin great, man.
@titanium_zebra7226
@titanium_zebra7226 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I haven’t laughed so hard at a video in a while! Thank you for making this!😂🤘🏻
@B6kmd
@B6kmd 4 жыл бұрын
I just recently discovered this channel and it's both hilarious and informative! Good stuff!
@miriamreinhardt8939
@miriamreinhardt8939 4 жыл бұрын
I like how you change the context of the media samples you use; it's very innovative
@MacNally12punchout
@MacNally12punchout 4 жыл бұрын
shots fired at jeremy from the quartering. lol
@sebastian7494
@sebastian7494 Жыл бұрын
I laughed throughout the song 🤣🤣🤣🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾 Super-heavy and great listen 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
@GraveReaperCushions
@GraveReaperCushions 4 жыл бұрын
6:15 An actual picture of TheQuartering... I knew I was right to subscribe to you guys...
@daralenoach
@daralenoach 4 жыл бұрын
F in chat
@H2ODrinkIt
@H2ODrinkIt 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you got Nathan Explosion on vocals for this one
@stravvman
@stravvman Жыл бұрын
2:46 The obvious connection is the existance of extreme anime genres
@JOHNNYSLASH
@JOHNNYSLASH 4 жыл бұрын
pee pee bree bree
@tehgjunki
@tehgjunki 4 жыл бұрын
Subbed based solely on the fact that you bought that t-shirt. I admire the above and beyond attitude you have.
@alienfuckersh.g.precords7354
@alienfuckersh.g.precords7354 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to send your mix through a HM-2 pedal and record the outcome with a skype mic on a cheap aliexpress speaker. poser!
@gregmerritt9366
@gregmerritt9366 4 жыл бұрын
Alien Fucker I think that process was left off because that's a completely different subject: How To Master Any Subgenre That Ends With Core Or Grind.
@koffieverslaafde627
@koffieverslaafde627 4 жыл бұрын
Greg Merritt more everything with grind than core i think, i mean (new) metalcore mixes are quite hi-fi
@nykal1510
@nykal1510 4 жыл бұрын
@@koffieverslaafde627 Modern metalcore is just watered down melodic death metal, which in turn is watered down death metal. Nothing core with modern metalcore.
@koffieverslaafde627
@koffieverslaafde627 4 жыл бұрын
Nykal i personally dig melodic death metal but I get what you mean. Melodeath isn’t heavy like death metal, I don’t listen to it for heaviness only
@mannymangoat2897
@mannymangoat2897 4 жыл бұрын
Alien Fucker. You guys rule. Been waiting on a second black metal album from you guys. Love you're music and original take on the covers you do too.
@innercores1266
@innercores1266 4 жыл бұрын
That track is the best yet. Incredible, excellent production.
@rique8875
@rique8875 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly loved this vid so much. Your hilarious bro
@kallebleles1220
@kallebleles1220 4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate what I perceive to be increased production value. I wonder if the longer summer days have increased y’all’s productivity. Spiral out, keep going!
@JohnathanPrice1
@JohnathanPrice1 4 жыл бұрын
Love how he threw in Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship lol
@thatasmrchannel3473
@thatasmrchannel3473 3 жыл бұрын
Dope band
@JackAsian
@JackAsian 4 жыл бұрын
When you like anime but you are scandinavian and love metal....
@innercores1266
@innercores1266 4 жыл бұрын
These are all great videos. Totally informative and inspiring. We are really coming up with wild stuff! THANX
@lolwut7562
@lolwut7562 4 жыл бұрын
Love this video, honestly hilarious. To think that people honestly make this genre not as a joke
@Oizys_YT
@Oizys_YT 4 жыл бұрын
OH NO THE QUARTERING
@AdrianJimenez70
@AdrianJimenez70 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I noticed that as well.
@jujiwastaken
@jujiwastaken 4 жыл бұрын
The logo looks great even if its done in ms paint...
@mcmlxxxviimcmxcvi8641
@mcmlxxxviimcmxcvi8641 4 жыл бұрын
Discovered your channel just now. Funny... A like well-deserved 👍
@nordicfrost2420
@nordicfrost2420 Жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up opening shows for Meat Shits at The Workshop in Ceres, CA (A LOT), I can say you really nailed it. Song is a bit long for a pornogrind song, but it works! Cheers!
@ShinyNix86
@ShinyNix86 4 жыл бұрын
So this is where quarantine has led me.... I was relatively normal before quarantine. No going back now. 🤷‍♀️
@vanadmirable8813
@vanadmirable8813 4 жыл бұрын
You and me both my friend
@ShinyNix86
@ShinyNix86 4 жыл бұрын
@@vanadmirable8813 😂 at least I'm not alone.... well... here at least. 😂
@StarFallKyro
@StarFallKyro 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome content! Excellent editing!
@Gislileet
@Gislileet 4 жыл бұрын
These videos are so good! Keep it up!
@eightcoins4401
@eightcoins4401 4 жыл бұрын
The final result sounds oddly similair to Dethklok,even lyrically
@Vossst
@Vossst 4 жыл бұрын
I was getting uncanny Dethklok vibes from the track at the end.
@DongxRipper
@DongxRipper 4 жыл бұрын
Love what you do very entertaining cheers!!
@zazzenfuk
@zazzenfuk 4 жыл бұрын
I cant not hear Nathan explosion.. my brain says no but my ears say yes. Thank you. This was amazing. Subbed for life.
@MeemIsGosh
@MeemIsGosh 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, your guitar gives me homestuck flashbacks, with the Karkat and Cancer symbol
@dinghd8566
@dinghd8566 4 жыл бұрын
god i was hoping someone had noticed.
@sweatergod5386
@sweatergod5386 4 жыл бұрын
This person is stuck in 2006
@AwkwardHypernerd413
@AwkwardHypernerd413 4 жыл бұрын
r/unexpectedhomestuck
@LovelaceCamilo
@LovelaceCamilo 4 жыл бұрын
You just Putted my Discharge Of The BloodyEntrails single artwork on your video Damn sick Thank you man
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC 4 жыл бұрын
I love that band owu
@azfarfenner9834
@azfarfenner9834 4 жыл бұрын
Welp thank God I found this channel...keep up the good work boiiiiii
@ManicallyMetal
@ManicallyMetal 4 жыл бұрын
So much effort and passion in one video man
@kennethwalker086
@kennethwalker086 4 жыл бұрын
You guys are awesome.. id even watch a how to make pop music by yall.
@kostassalerakis1024
@kostassalerakis1024 4 жыл бұрын
Watch them make an accidental worldwide #1 pop hit
@MrCaquita23
@MrCaquita23 4 жыл бұрын
How to make eurodance: Pick the same drums line. LOL.
@redsiul997
@redsiul997 4 жыл бұрын
He needs to make the video at least 10 min, what will he do for the other 8 minutes ?
@shik1563
@shik1563 4 жыл бұрын
Worst thing is that this is actually good... I also love how happy you look XD
@dogcowrph
@dogcowrph 4 жыл бұрын
This is a great video. I was so entertained. Thanks.
@PremiumSA
@PremiumSA 4 жыл бұрын
Best Brendon Small impersonation ever! Or was that really Brendon Small on vocals? ... Anyways, love what you guys do! Keep up the amazing work! You've caused so many lolz...thanks for making metal even more fun \m/
@jonwebb9172
@jonwebb9172 4 жыл бұрын
You did more for this genre than anybody in it. Respect
@icecreamget
@icecreamget 4 жыл бұрын
lol when I can recognize most of the blurred album covers
@Jaded_Starlight
@Jaded_Starlight 4 жыл бұрын
I just started watching your channel and I just noticed your guitar and fucking love it! I'm so happy that I found another homestuck fan and metalhead!
@nathanielsmale826
@nathanielsmale826 4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely keep coming back and listening to this song it's good.
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