How to make Nu Metal

[@Pagefire]

Some of you people take this joke video waaay too seriously.

[@gheloan4266]

Well, some people just don't understand that these videos are meant to make fun of stereotypes in every metal genre.

[@sondre84]

Faen så fint!

[@dalek-trooper6557]

r/woosh in a nutshell

[@AbscondPT]

As a huge fan of Nu Metal, this is the funniest shit I've seen in a really long time! And it's spot on too!

[@bullvinetheband7260]

nineteen minuets of suffering and remembering high school.

[@MrMapacheco]

it's amazing how it doesn't matter how bad they present the genre to be, the song at the end is always a BANGER

[@commandershepard9312]

they really are talented tbf

[@fraankwhoremonger8360]

Artists taking their art serious but not themselves lol

[@Mr.Marbles]

because i guess they still like it as a guilty pleasure :D. otherwise they couldnt nitpick all those details.

[@MFFNL]

This. Every single one of these tracks I'd be guilty of playing 'till I've burnt through my eardrums and then some more.

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

The number one rule of loving nu metal: you have to have a self aware sense of humor

[@andypikerson4102]

"You're gonna go far kid!" "I'm 30..." "Too far... " LOL

[@aitor.online]

kevin spacy at a house party (colorized)

[@wh4teley]

This video is going to smell like a Hot Topic circa 1998.

[@glaciersmash4118]

I can already smell the cheap incense

[@blairbird8022]

Mom says it's my turn with the angst.

[@appalachianmenace69420]

I personally love Korn, Deftones, Staind, and Linkin Park but this is honestly hilarious

[@plushieoctopusonhead8415]

Then you are poser

[@appalachianmenace69420]

@@plushieoctopusonhead8415 Big Chino

[@floodstreet2961]

@@plushieoctopusonhead8415 no you are a poser dweeb

[@floodstreet2961]

Deftones are more alt metal

[@appalachianmenace69420]

@@floodstreet2961 true but they started off as nu metal, atleast their album adrenaline definitely was nu metal

[@TVQuimérico]

I'M GONNA SAY FRICK WHEN THE TEACHER ISN'T LOOKING

[@valkov4457]

im gonna have to ask you to calm down.

[@watwrongwichu2578]

The balls on this man😬

[@agustinquindimil6594]

DON'T

[@george9885]

Woah dude , fucking ballsy

[@Uroste]

There's no hope for mankind while anarchist's like you creep around...

[@swarley3304]

This is a perfect example of why you shouldn't take yourself too seriously. I think it's even funnier, if you actually like listening to Nu-Metal

[@ezkoria9017]

It is jajaja, i am a musician and i really love the genre, this was hilarious as hell

[@jellybrain7207]

I think is just an homage to Fred Durst lolol

[@miserirken]

As a nu metal fan, i love this.

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

As a big fan of nu metal, I agree. I mean look at Limp Bizkit (although I don’t really consider them nu metal, I consider them rap rock). They KNOW that they’re ridiculous and cringy and they embrace that and have fun with it

[@billrobertjoe]

i don't think it's funny, he does this with other genres i hate and he's not funny.

[@arrtemfly]

step 1: crazy bass step 2: "dead inside uuuhhh uuuh" freaky vocals step 3: chromatic harmony

[@crazydud3380]

Oh yeah, the bassists tended to be the best part of the band by far. That was certainly true for Korn. They kind of sucked when Head left, and got good again when he returned.

[@arrtemfly]

@@crazydud3380 yeah, Mudvayne shares a kind of similar story

[@crazydud3380]

Yeah, they can also be compared because they are some of the only bands to mostly stay nu metal.

[@maclod2361]

@@crazydud3380 Head wasn't the bassist

[@Fils666]

does this genre even use a harmonys?

[@sirMAXX77]

You forgot the part where thousands of FMVs will be made with your song using clips of Sonic, or DBZ episodes.

[@theghoul2303]

Oh God the f****** videos coming back

[@annawanna5995]

And Naruto. There has to be a Naruto-Sasuke fight in at least one of them

[@Nikku4211]

And anime stretched from 16:9 to 4:3.

[@Mr.Marbles]

@@Nikku4211 „unregistered hypercam 2“

[@vgmaster9]

*AMVs

[@necromaniacproductions8712]

He should do a how to make Depressive Black Metal tutorial. Edit: Damn, 949 likes? Thanks guys.

[@stinkfootthe1st]

Depressive *Suicidal* Black Metal

[@2EM1.SATANISMO.EM.LETRAS]

YES!

[@x_jh_x]

I second this motion.

[@_CNT_]

@Baron B. Baronson you can't rush art

[@acoustic1688]

"how to be varg vikernes"

[@theoptimisticmetalhead7787]

I never cease to be amazed at how deeply accurate to the genres you're parodying your songs are. Like, within the context of the genre, this is a really good song. Nu-metal is where I got my start in the metal community, and I can tell you definitively I woulda been ALL OVER this album in middle school.

[@theoptimisticmetalhead7787]

@@dixonhill1108 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@lookboiii2183]

Honestly same, my first metal album was a CD that came with a magazine, it had loads of random Nu-Metal songs, that’s where I got introduced to Korn and Slipknot, but also a bunch of random songs that everyone has definitely forgotten lol

[@jerome5021]

People would have lost their minds over this song in the late 90s

[@MorwenWhyte]

Andri's genre parodies are like Weird Al's, better than the genres they make fun of.

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

In this case, I prefer the actual nu metal to the song they made, but I generally agree with you

[@MRVIDEOMASTER-yw1qw]

God loves you all! The Father sent the Son to die for you and your sins so that you could experience freedom to the fullest! Believe in Christ's death and resurrection (which sealed the work done on the cross) for your salvation and the forgiveness of sins! Amen! God loves you all! The Father sent the Son to die for you and your sins so that you could experience freedom to the fullest! Believe in Christ's death and resurrection (which sealed the work done on the cross) for your salvation and the forgiveness of sins! Amen! God bless you all, I will keep you in my prayers!!!!!

[@lm-ml]

Is this because there’s no accordion?

[@mordaciousfilms]

The funniest thing is how ACCURATE you usually get the details. Even saying it's like mushrooms with Monster energy in a blender with skateboard stickers. That's somehow SO on-point. It's all in good fun. I like some of these artists' tracks, and have an appreciation for a little of everything, but it's fun riffing on things even we enjoy!

[@larrybrickmond9096]

I'm still waiting on that deathcore. Ain't gonna give up.

[@nickkohlmann]

*inhales* NEVER GONNA GIIIVE YOU UUUUUP NEVER GONNA LEEET YOU DOOO-OOO-OWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUUND AND DESERT YOU

[@larrybrickmond9096]

@@nickkohlmann HAHAHAHAHA How did I not see that coming?

[@nickkohlmann]

@@larrybrickmond9096I felt like a child finding an unattended lolipop in my cupboard I forgot about: A delightful opportunity.

[@v0dka885]

@kretik ay I know it is but fuck it, I wanna see if it's possible for Andri to make a good Deathcore song

[@irishjoe2941]

kretik ay your the worst

[@theguyfromdirethorns8188]

The cool thing that I always found about nu metal was, no matter what you thought of it, you gotta admit that all the biggest bands in the genre all sound completely different. Slipknot, Korn, SOAD, Linkin Park, Deftones, Limp Bizkit all sound near enough nothing alike. Of course, there are smaller bands in the genre that sound generic af but you know...

[@deum8023]

When people think of nu metal they think of rap but the thing is rapping isn't required to be nu metal

[@gringhidu]

I wouldn't call SOAD Nu-Metal...I think they always have been alternative

[@teslacoil5697]

gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle Same with Deftones. Those two bands are more just nu metal-adjacent than completely nu metal

[@Anorexiaification]

Mudvaine and Kitty

[@TheSquareOnes]

Yeah, that's the cool thing with genres that are basically built around "take something simple but then pile random weird shit on top of it" since everyone ends up doing different weird shit in order to stand out. There are a lot of bad nu metal bands but at least it's a very diverse array of bad bands. Another example was the wave of hipster indie pop that came in halfway through the nu metal era and was similarly short-lived, lots of bands doing basically the same thing but in their own quirky way.

[@lukeslayer]

I unashamedly love nu metal, it's what got me into other metal genres, if it wasn't for it I'd still be listening to hip hop and rock, now I'm slamming cannibal corpse, Infant Annihilator etc.... still love Korn and Bizkit 2 of the best concerts I've been to. Nu Metal got ALOT of people into the metal community where they found their own groove.

[@AspieMediaBobby]

Same.

[@twistedwizard9100]

yeah, i saw bizkit on tour last year, sprained my ankle from too much bouncing

[@BababooeyGooey]

Yup, Disturbed and Godsmack were my entry level metal bands back in '07 when I was an angsty teen. Then I got exposed to Dimmu Borgir a few years after and that just launched me into a whole new world not just in extreme metal, but power, folk, speed, etc.

[@gaboxd4407]

@@dixonhill1108 what i wanted to remark /w my comment is that only pig destroyer has any sort of melody or music and they are grindcore lol

[@sephyfan]

Yup mine was linkin park.

[@prod.by444runnr2]

He really cut off all of his hair for the role. Method acting is absolutely insane.

[@mikecassell8953]

In high school while all my friends were listening to Korn, Disturbed, and Linkin Park, I was listening to Megadeth, Testament, Pantera, Exodus, and 80's Metallica. Yet now in my late 30's I'll hear nu metal on the radio and be like "ahhh nostalgia"!

[@cenanmehmet]

you are the true metalhead,those posers are just in their phase,i was one of them but i am healed,now i am trash, progressive and groove metalhead 🤘

[@wittyname3599]

The embarrassing thing is the song sounds like something I would have listened to when I was 12 hahaha

[@vanjabulajic1573]

I would play the shit out of this song back then

[@heitorzilla]

Yes

[@invalid777]

I would still listen :o

[@XicontrolX]

I listen to stuff like this now at age 22

[@aitor.online]

if the lyrics were a bit more legit i would definetly put it on a playlist

[@ahuman6277]

"If it's higher or lower you're *not* making pop music!" Died

[@PIZZAdayisback]

Idk, lubalin is pretty fast and he's obviously pop

[@zapzesty4205]

Oh this is bound to be good

[@JuanWonOne]

Limpy Korn kid was my jam as a teen! This was spot on and fricken hilarious! "Now let's politely leave this party!"

[@DestinyAwaits19]

I can see why you hate Nu Metal, cause you're the kind of kid who got bullied by the type of people that make Nu Metal. This whole video reeks of resentment. Nu Metal has been dead for over 20 years and you're still having small penis rage over it. Like get a life. Dudes like Limp Bizkit, POD and Crazy Town took all the girls home. It was cool music. Made for cool people. Jocks and bro's are the coolest guys, and little jealous dweebs are not so cool. Ok?

[@spectator7269]

"This genre takes inspiration from funk, reggae, industrial, and hip hop, minus the talent to pull off any of these genres" Insolence: *You are a bold one*

[@space4412]

But what does Corey Taylor think about this video?

[@MaxMcDowellEsq]

He probably enjoyed listening to it since he pushed his fingers into his EEYYYYYEEESSSSSS

[@gordongray3102]

💀💀💀

[@brunodiaz4726]

we need to know about corey´s feelings!!!! late slipknot and stone sour is not enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@oliverham9701]

loudwire intensifies

[@oceanmachine1906]

@@parrata lol he's probably taking notes from this video to give to clown

[@remhawk73]

The problem is you’re having trouble turning off your talent.

[@bawitback]

nu-metal is life still my most listened to genre today.

[@jadenhancock]

Same

[@Snarl616]

Next song should be called: "Straight outta Grønland!"

[@KainKinetic]

As the DJ from 10/31 I gotta say thnx for the mention. And this video is hilarious.

[@martinjakab]

Every music genre can be criticized this way and its awesome

[@obrigadolutero8222]

LOL... It's true.

[@Gaz_3]

Love Korn no matter what though, Issues, their self titled album, and more including The Nothing to me are genuinely good albums

[@Sammy-qz3os]

Agreed 100% Korn is the best of them all.🤘

[@kalliboymusic]

Korn is very great

[@margiemorrison9190]

Great job traumatizing teens with daddy

[@Themetalwookie666]

Well, Korn can actually play their instruments really well. Also they are one of those few bands that always just kinda did their own thing.

[@Ith4qua]

I'm very disappointed that there was no amv.

[@miserirken]

Rats fighting for a churro with Linkin Park at the background. Best AMV ever .

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Then why am I still watching this shit video

[@unstoppableExodia]

Being the backing track for just about every naruto AMV is nu metal's greatest contribution to the world

[@acoustov]

12:20 is what inspired the palworld devs

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

“I wish Pokémon had a gun, so I could shoot Pikachu” That’s a thing now

[@lanceolson5988]

Unironically, I'm still trying to figure out how to get that crunchy 90's nu-metal bass guitar tone. Coal Chamber is good

[@Jeff_HellensBridge]

Lowwwwwwwww cooooooooooooo Lowwwwwwwww cooooooooooooo

[@bryans138]

Im still trying to figure out how to get that Coal Chamber bass tone too.

[@Vortexafternoon]

Mesa Boogie. Boss -MetalZone 2, EQ pedal. 😂

[@Opiate1987]

Scoop the mids.

[@TheChadPad]

Probably active pickups and a solid state head. Or DI

[@Alex-xi1sm]

iT’s JuSt OnE oF ThOsE DaYs

[@materiagrezza9331]

yOu DoNt WaNnA wAkE uP

[@janpawell6152]

EvErYtHiNg Is FuCkeD

[@EinFelsbrocken]

eVeRyThiNg is fUcKed

[@slendervendetta6229]

@@EinFelsbrocken eVeRyBoDy SuCkS

[@eduardsusai559]

YoU DOnT RealLy KnOw WHy

[@guwnodupa427]

What about "How to make Dark Ambient" or "How to make Ritual Ambient"?

[@2EM1.SATANISMO.EM.LETRAS]

Perfect!

[@CarolynDestruction]

I have a dark ambient album coming soon

[@Eazyrun]

I wish he'd never cut his hair, so he could impersionate your average 21st century viking vocalist for this.

[@ravenclaw_3160]

I NEED THAT!

[@mmike1936]

Basically Heilung

[@PeeperSnail]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY CHOCOLATE BAR

[@guigiacobbo]

Oh my god, even it´s a harsh satire, I LOVED the song. Still love NU METAL, despite all the hate.

[@THEshaggyrogers]

How to trve nu metal 1.) Have crazy hand motions 2.) Have at least have on person with dreads 3.) Your songs have created memes 4.) Get a vocalist that looks scary 5.) Have a demographic of misunderstood sweaty 13-20 year olds

[@novoice9286]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@wittyname3599]

Trve cvlt and nu metal should never be used in the same sentence

[@nickkohlmann]

@@wittyname3599 pft

[@TheGreenpig1]

Serj isn’t scary

[@THEshaggyrogers]

TrustyDrumStar T A B L E

[@apochsdotnet]

I feel attacked lol. [I know the video is a joke, much of this was sarcasm and just shooting the shit about metal. Some of you take things way too seriously] Nu-Metal was the stepping stone for me. I was out at the local midnight release sale for Slipknot's Iowa, which I will argue to my death bed had some death metal influence upon looking back at it years later and falling in love with dm in general. If it weren't for bands like Linkin Park, Primer 55, Papa Roach, Relative Ash (yeah, epic long forgotten callback to the genre right there), Ultraspank (one of the best of the field and it sucks they split up), SOAD, Mudvayne, Slipknot, yeah I'd probably never have discovered King Diamond's Graveyard or Annihilator's Criteria for a Black Widow (the one that changed me, and saved me from something really stupid). That said, I won't lie when I say i dive back into the catalogue of yesterday. I'm 35 this August and still throw on the occassional KoRn and Limp Bizkit, not to mention many others listed above. You want a good laugh, check out the album Jump Start by Simon Says. It's like a boy band thought "We can be Linkin Park", and I still listen to it unironically from time to time. This coming from someone who loves all facets of metal and has over 3000 recordings in his music library. So, yeah. I feel attacked a bit, but you guys are spot on. Loved the vid, and thanks for the laughs. \m/

[@mestesso83]

Totally agree with you, even for me is the same and i guess for many others. I think this applies to other genres like punk (someone said Blink-182?)

[@apothecurio]

Stay humble man. Last thing that metal needs is more people who are full of themselves. That’s why page fire is so great. Keeps everybody realizing “oh lol right, it’s just music”

[@apochsdotnet]

@@apothecurio For fear of coming off not wo humble, I try to be as much as possible. This was more me showing my appreciation for the style and thanking for the reminder of how it all started, and how stupid I probably looked back in my teen years haha.

[@gavinlee6196]

Same tbh but I got into folk metal more now

[@nickkohlmann]

Same here, and I am one generation younger.

[@Jmack7861]

Watching the elitist and gate keepers that are subtly getting made fun of in the video and normal people get in comment wars on these videos is kinda funny.

[@yungzombie_xx]

I feel like the timing for this video is perfect since liking nu metal is cool again

[@PhucDat37]

The intro always cracks me up, especially the first "yeah!"

[@themadhattress5008]

Deftones, Kittie, and Otep are also sometimes considered nu metal, and they're all pretty outstanding in their own right (as long as you're okay with morons like me considering them nu metal lmao).

[@miserirken]

Man i haven't listen Kittie in years... are they still around?...

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

They totally are nu metal though. Deftones leans more towards alternative and Otep has more extreme metal and hardcore punk influences, but they’re still very much connected to the genre

[@ClikcerProductions]

@@SOBEKCrocodileGod I'd say after their self titled Deftones have had very little to do with nu metal, like their riffs still groove but it's not your classic nu metal bounce riffs, and they're mostly working in the shoegazey and atmospheric sound they started to show in be quiet and drive, really the only thing still nu metalish is the drumming style

[@Based228]

deftones is one of the few groups to actually classify themselves as nu metal. everyone else tries to shy away from it buy they kinda accept it.

[@HitlerGaymes123]

Adreanaline and Around The Fur are the definition of Nu Metal

[@luctator8956]

Now we need How To Doom/Sludge Metal

[@raulboullosa4417]

x2

[@depressedfrogpenis]

Be sad, but scream.

[@patrickdudgeon9315]

Yes please, Doom/Stoner Doom

[@socialdiseaze]

I feel like nu metal really helped me out in the darkest time of my life, middleschool...

[@wildman456]

Nu Metal is actually my favorite genre so when I saw 5:30 - 5:45 I just HAD to pause the video because of how hard I was laughing... BECAUSE ITS TRUE 😂

[@taliesine.8343]

I have a guilty pleasure with this video. I have watched it now a total of 4 times. Each time the video was muted, whilst my spotify playlist played in the backround on shuffle, which consisted of all kinds of Grunge, Desert Rock and Metal Bands and I was stoned out of my mind. This is so trippy. This video is so crazily edited, that only looking at it makes my jaw drop in awe. I don't hear what he is saying, but I still feel like I can follow his string of thoughts. The music in the backround leads to lots of funny moments when the music matches the video *exactly*. Duo to my playlist being on shuffle, each time I watched this video again, the experience was totally different. I never watched this video when it wasn't muted. I never watched a video of you. I don't know what you sound like. The visual part of your video alone is worth admiring. Lots of things happening, crazy colors. And you still get what he is saying. Good video (From Austria, sorry for my spelling)

[@paulinapaola]

I lived so innocently before you told me about Durst's movie. Now I'm cursed.

[@jumhed994]

Search KZbin for 'the fanatic John travolta poo'

[@fewmenarmy8744]

And you cursed my life 😢

[@irishjoe2941]

Damn I wear Cargo shorts now I must be meant to join a Nu-Metal band

[@gr4ve-desecr4tor]

Yes

[@marchaelbarras200]

Mom took my Xbox. Let's start a band now.

[@SJKlapecki]

New nu-metal genres: *exist* Pagefire: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?

[@koleweisensel4451]

As a fan of the bands Korn, Linkin Park, Static X, Slipknot, RATM, SOAD, Mudvayne and Hurt. I can say this is very accurate. Also the joke of Fred Durst riding Wes Borland to the R&R hall of fame is hilarious.

[@yankochoynev652]

"don't try to educate me, teachers tried and failed before" - the best lyrics ever

[@pimpbizkit_6911]

What song is that

[@yankochoynev652]

@@pimpbizkit_6911 17:21

[@HitlerGaymes123]

Deep

[@ztmusic2789]

He pretty much defined the entire United States education system with those lyrics.

[@Mint-Lynx]

'Every Deftones song' = Good example of 'I'm Sad' Style Around the Fur: Am I a joke to you? Memes aside, even as someone who likes Deftones and a bit of old LP (SOAD and Disturbed too if you count those), I'll agree Nu Metal's quite a mixed bag at best overall.

[@flagnappersmith7974]

goo goo dolls are closer to being nu metal than Deftones. Everyone has alwayss been crazy. oo they played ozzfest or something so i guess, yeh definitely obviously we gotta call them nu metal. wtf ever. ugh.

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

flagnapper Smith I dunno man. Their debut album and quite a few tracks on ATF & White Pony are pretty nu-metal

[@omnicide3251]

@@SOBEKCrocodileGod dude ... Wtf are you talking about😂... You seriously listen to their first album and say that goo goo dolls are more Nu Metal? I guess someone needs a good earwax removal

[@N9197U]

Mint lynx from simpleplanes?

[@robwalsh9843]

Rickets is a pretty damned pissed off song.

[@pierrelahaie6359]

This "no effort" song and video, could teach a thing or two to many others. Go Andri!!

[@SmellyShoes]

''How to make grunge'' next lol

[@aniym21000]

Holy shit, the song you ended up is amazing!! The chorus LMAO...feel like I just went back to when I was 14 and deep into nu-metal

[@belsanempress5585]

Ok, confession time: I used to be an edgy mallgoth in the 00s (evolved into actual goth, but the history remains) and nu-metal was very formative for me. I still love it, but I can totally see the valid criticisms here. The video was hilarious! And the song? Jesus, what a banger. I would have headbanged to this while angrily yelling the chorus (and getting yelled at by the parents) in 2006. Thank you so much, this was a trip 😂

[@necrophilicuntorsomethingi2541]

The birth of Nu-metal was like: My mom took away my pod *sniff* so I'm gonna make a song about it *sniff*

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

Naw that was more like the re-birth of nu metal. When bands like Korn and System of A Down debuted in the 1990s they were actually addressing real issues like rape, homophobia, genocide, drug addiction, and child abuse.

[@lessthanluigi9546]

Man, I remember everyone taking this genere like it was their blood. Its just so weird everyone making fun of it now.

[@Joseph-li3df]

People have been hating on nu metal for as long as there's been nu metal

[@bonchbonch]

I remember this genre being a big target of mockery. It was an obvious fad like grunge.

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

Nu metal was NEVER considered “cool” it was always a niche. I would say people are actually easier on it now, as nu metal fans are more quick to embrace the cheesy elements and have a self aware sense of humor and metal elitists are seen for being the assholes they are. And those that used to be metal elitists who shame people for liking nu metal grew up and realized they were being assholes

[@CDCrest]

@@SOBEKCrocodileGod niche? Are you kidding? Nu Metal was mainstream as fuck back in the day.

[@jammyrapper7426]

@@Joseph-li3df douches have been hatung

[@jannik-x]

18:55 "KoRngratulations!" thank you.

[@musclefish5000]

as a nu metal fan I think this video is pretty funny and definitely sums up the genre

[@RogueBoyScout]

The Tony Hawk 2 green screen pic is giving me PTSD. [And the Irony is that we teased our little cousins for guitar hero love]

[@ComradePilas]

Idk what about a real emo (like emocore, screamo/emoviolence, post-screamo, midwest, 2000s or revival :3) or maybe that murder-folk genre you mention in your folk punk video

[@domesticcat1725]

Oh my god "real emo" would be wild. Like everyone has their own definition and everyone hates everyone who disagrees with their definition so it would be maddds

[@domesticcat1725]

Like: How to make late midwest emo/2010s revival emo/emo math rock/wannabe american football The look: 1. Dress in the plainest shirts and jeans you can find. Google "person stock photo" for ideas 2. Disregard self-care The music: 1. Pick a random combination of 5, 6, or 7 I/ii/IV/vi chords and make that a bar 2. Play that as off-beat 9th chords on clean guitar 3. Looper pedal Album cover: Take a photo of your house. If not applicable take a photo of whatever and put it in greyscale. Optionally write the name on it Band name: pick a random combination of an adjective, a nationality, and/or a sport. Or just open a random book at a random page and name yourself after the first thing you see

[@ComradePilas]

@@domesticcat1725 YES EXACTLY

[@x_jh_x]

I could totally see him nailing something like PG.99 and I would love to see what he could do with some Midwest emo/Math rock.

[@LegiTTxBoss]

@@domesticcat1725 did you just drop a The Fall Of Tory reference my guy

[@vanjabulajic1573]

This song kicks ass... You managed to beat out most of the bands you mentioned in the video, in a tongue in cheek manner. Kudos

[@xkmtjxtnx]

would be cool to see a powerviolence/emoviolence video

[@x_jh_x]

Agreed.

[@OneFlewCuckoo]

this

[@devonhall4204]

Yes pls

[@AshBricky]

Skramzzzzz

[@mygoodness2041]

No?

[@jasondavis2804]

1:41 The way the Jonathan Davis character spins is great

[@theproletkulttn]

Tbh Andreas/discrot had probably most of the best lines in this video, his lines were just perfectly timed and well performed. Andri, whoever directed his lines did a wonderful job! Such a fun video!

[@fuckingslayer6663]

I’m waiting for him to talk about Fred Durst entire episode

[@wittyname3599]

That's an very metal name sir I salute you

[@fuckingslayer6663]

Ross Orange everybody sucks

[@mccardfan5593]

"Did you know you can put effort into your music? I wish I did."

[@defaultoperation7986]

Isn't Groove Metal basically just Nu Metal without the rapping and whiny/angst vocals/lyrics?

[@samuraicowboyx]

Pretty much lol

[@ophhate]

@@samuraicowboyx nu metal is sick tho.

[@boardskins]

Uh, no. COC and Pantera are groove metal and sound nothing like Nu Metal.

[@vanjabulajic1573]

@@boardskins They kind of do man. Coming from a fan of all of Phil's projects + CoC, Crowbar, EHG etc.

[@terriblecertainity]

Groove Metal is more of an offspring of Thrash Metal, but slower and more focused on half time beats

[@adiasmadiahmat9264]

this is so hilarious... ur content is like a junkfood but pack with all the vitamin, nutrition, fiber and all the supplement that needed.. this is pure entertainment.. pack with, funny, jokes, sarcastic, insult, information, knowledge, advise, heavy, gore, sick, and all in one which is make it awesome man.. i really enjoy it.. it's really fun to watch, its like watching advertisement, sitcom comedy cartoon, MTV, and discovery channel documentary at same the same time .. job well done man.. please do more like this.. i cant hardly wait..

[@TimmyTurner421]

With serious lyrics this woulda been a hit 20 years ago 😂👍

[@WublerDublerCubler]

It’ll be a hit now that nu-metal’s back

[@PhucDat37]

@@WublerDublerCubler it is?

[@MrGrimlocke]

Yes

[@PIZZAdayisback]

​@@WublerDublerCubler you, huh.

[@PIZZAdayisback]

​@@PhucDat37 well, it's not but metal has groove again so maybe

[@agnestatuleviciute3800]

Not only I laughed so much thru the whole video but the song also came out as a banger. Thanks for putting your effort into the video ❤︎

[@ryanquiriconi2318]

Please release an album with all your songs !!!! I use these as explanations about musical genres to all my non-metal friends. Especially when I'm tired of explaining about the genre

[@TomatoSauceKing]

I was wearing a Korn t-shirt while watching this

[@VENOMARI24]

Atleast their good

[@kalliboymusic]

Korn is great, man

[@raulperez518]

every song is a banger, you guys are awesome lmfao

[@iambodybuildingyt221]

Korngratulation I loved that video 👍 I subscribed

[@GamerErman2001]

I actually generally like nu metal. Also I absolutely loved how that song you made sounded.

[@staramas1733]

12:25 This moment predicted Palworld. Pagefire is the new simpsons.

[@pooler57]

Smosh did it first

[@PWNSdaily]

I don't care what anyone says I will never get over nu metal. It's been my go-to for over 20 years now.

[@justsomemushroomheaddork]

Videos like this truly bless the world. Also was I the only Mushroomhead fan who wasn't expecting to see a Mushroomhead member show up (referring to 6:29 on the left for those who can't tell), or

[@Juanhernandez-zx7kt]

Do “ How to make Post-Grunge.”

[@aladarknis6870]

1. Imitate Nirvana 2. ??? 3. Profit

[@stormbornbjornsson6576]

Shit Nirvana + Diet Creed

[@RazorSaysRawr]

Prime example: Seether

[@aniym21000]

Nirvana riffs slowed down + Eddy Vedder style "HHHHUHHH" vocals + sad-sack lyrics

[@stormbornbjornsson6576]

@@johnsmith5215 i actually like post grunge. It's biggest problem is that every band is a copy paste of each other and the absolute word salad lyrics.

[@josephshmoesinsky8610]

Dude, i just need one childlishly funny tutorial rn ngl.

[@c4li]

Haha, i loved this - and new metal is certainly how i got into metal back in the day. Limp bizkit gets a bad rap but you can´t deny that wes borland wrote some seriously awesome and very unique riffs.

[@erickferreira2860]

Agree

[@wolfcreek8638]

Bad Rap? What yu mean by that Bad Rap? like a bad rhymes? Without meaning ? Ofc this is not a gangsta rap this is simple Hype up Rao style and Fred sometimes spit some really good s*it in songs without some special meaning but also there are out there song's with meaning.

[@c4li]

@@wolfcreek8638 lmgtfy.com/?q=bad+rap

[@HitlerGaymes123]

Limp Bizkits have nice rapping in their debut. Same with Linkin Park, Shinoda is one of the best rappers ive seen

[@underthethunder]

Source on the song that goes "my mom took my game controller now I can't play e sports"

[@TheScardyBronyswe]

I love your sense of humor. Always enyoy watching these kind of videos 😂 grettings from your neighbour sweden 🤘

[@mizzerychick1730]

I still love NuMetal and I'm not ashamed of it. This video was spot on and hilarious. Song at the end was killer 😂

[@huzaifahismail469]

Helll yeahhh... an actually genre that I know this time... nu metal has ups and downs... kinda remind of pop punk as well lol

[@lucidnightmare5990]

Nu-Metal however was way better than today's douche‐tuber trend.

[@adenowirus]

And everything is better than disco polo.

[@nipulkradmsinatagras8293]

Still better than Despacito.

[@phantomflame0658]

@@adenowirus OOOO ELA ELA I'm sorry

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

Can we just not have either

[@ZGamingGuy]

Disturbed was my gateway to metal. Still listen to the sickness album occasionally

[@jeromelancashire3278]

4:00 If you think I'm wearing Jake Paul Merch you can forget it.

[@duffzilla1292]

I’m currently wearing cargo trousers while watching this. Ow

[@danieldelarge3253]

I literally have camo cargo shorts on... but its more of a stoner doom metal thing lol.

[@karlsracing8422]

Coming from a guy who looks like Five Finger Death Punch.

[@ackthegreat6697]

The whole video is a joke dude

[@chazhenderson7656]

Oh look, a Nu Metal ape.

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

How many Fred Dursts can you find in the thumbnail? I count about three or four.

[@yoshiro284]

Sad nu metal examples: "In the End" by Linking Park or any Deftones song. Yeah, as huge fan of both I'd say it's ridiculously correct.

[@iowatrouble]

3 dollar bill was pretty kick ass

[@raidermike9960]

I have a pet wussy now

[@wittyname3599]

I read that wrong...

[@eduardsusai559]

Aight

[@ihaveadiseasebrou]

@@wittyname3599 LOL 😂 ik what you mean

[@teriberkaman]

nah you’ve read it right

[@irishjoe2941]

It’s all for the Nookie