Paintballing in tanks!

[@scopo2516]

It’s all fun and games until someone loads AP

[@javierabraham6855]

😀😂😂😂

[@surayutskulchai714]

AP up! AP up!

[@smittygetyou]

Bruh😂

[@drops2cents260]

Yes, because then it tends to get a little too noisy.

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

*Acrimonious Paint

[@bevtecdiving6853]

"Loaded" "Thank you" Nicest gunner ever. Manners cost nothing.

[@The_Forge_Master]

I think it was the instructor saying "thank you"

[@bevtecdiving6853]

13:00 apart from you can clearly see lindy's mouth say the words...

[@B...-B906]

Dave Bevan "Tank you"! Sorry... i couldn't resist

[@kungfuninja55]

I love the English

[@-Faris-]

*The Canadian tank division*

[@cambridge123456789]

"LOADED!" "THANK YOU!" Why we won the war.

[@The_Forge_Master]

I think that was the instructor saying thank you

[@cambridge123456789]

nah it be Lindy. 13:00

[@michaelmartin9022]

There was that story from Crimea of a soldier riding back from the battle completely calmly, when accused of desertion he turned his horse to reveal his other leg was blown off.

[@bagofplums7845]

Good job we did have our prime minister then, isn't it.

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

Which war?

[@KaonashiKobayashi]

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is not."- Unknown

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

Usernamechecksout

[@tyecollaborator5017]

@Dave Ad Yes

[@renewoffles4369]

That was the plot of a twilight zone episode

[@oldfridge5059]

“What’s the point of being an adult when you can’t be childish somtimes.” -Tom Baker.

[@Milamberinx]

Unfortunately growing old is not mandatory and far too many people don't get to experience it.

[@slamham1689]

My dream paintball experience would be with WW2 style tanks fighting each other with supporting infantry.

[@ancientwarrior3482]

That would be impossible, because those battles would only have Shermans and T-34-76/85s and few Panzer IVs

[@feartheghus]

Don’t forget ex prop planes for ground support

[@redjive_industries3760]

Some of the really, really big airsoft events actually do have vehicles... greatest one I ever saw was a heavily customized van with grate/vent style armor panels over the windows and sides, with a custom made turret... _which was controlled remotely from inside the vehicle!_ Most events which allow vehicles either have an anti-armor system, in which those with explosive launchers basically aim at an antenna which is attached to the vehicle, and their launchers basically shoot a laser at said antenna, or vehicles are only used for transport, or, finally, vehicle use is heavily limited, and whenever a vehicle is spotted the gunner gets suppressed so much that he doesn't get a chance to fire. But technicals and humvees with working LMGs mounted are fairly common. Tanks, less so, but I'm sure they've been used before. The few times I see proper armor, they're mostly for immersion purposes.

[@G31M1]

That’s too dangerous. There’s always some idiot who gets hurt and you don’t want to be driven over by a tank. It’s always surprising how dumb people are. If nobody gets hurt the tank could get stuck and it’s going to be a pain in the ass to get it up and running again.

[@wackyboy0730]

Someone's been watching girls und panzer

[@jMcWill781]

Look at Lindy he looks like a happy child we must all pitch in and buy him a tank

[@jaihadgeppo150]

Gauge Wiley Old T55 cost like 30k$ I think

[@jMcWill781]

Stoigen Froigen that's a few cents per sub

[@TheOneLichemperor]

What do you think the Patreon is for?

[@jMcWill781]

TheOneLichemperor I thought that was his aircraft carrier budget.

[@schmid1.079]

30k? That seems crazy cheap to me.

[@mikeo.4924]

This is awesome. Though, admittedly, the soft hiss of a CO₂ cartridge isn't quite as satisfying as the boom of a real shell. Probably safer, though.

[@helplessblobfish3935]

‘Probably’

[@HondaCivic-ml2xp]

I'd consider using a blank with like 1/8 the powder of a normal blank, similar power to a CO₂ cartridge of the same size.

[@yocracra2775]

They should have hidden second barrel that fires blanks to give it a better feel.

[@roandejong284]

1990 Honda Civic it’s illegal to have an operational turret on a tank in the UK though.

[@HondaCivic-ml2xp]

@@roandejong284 Oh of course, I don't doubt that in the least. This is all theoretical theatrics that may or may not be illegal. (also what qualifies as a tank turret? Is is illegal to put a 50 bmg inside an enclosed space? What if it has wheels, such as the BMP or Rooikat, is it considered a tank? What calibers are considered "tanky"? Would a 20mm gun count as a tank gun? A caliber that you can't carry? I wonder what their laws constitute tanks to be, and how you could find workarounds (if at all).

[@davoodkamali]

Next generation of paintball. Air combat. Whole the world engage to paintball groups

[@drops2cents260]

Or ICBPs (= Intercontinental Ballistic Paintballs) which would give the phrase "painting the town red" a whole new meaning. Literally.

[@re57k]

@@erika002 that's gonna rock! Imagine covering 2 squads of enemies with red paint in just a couple of seconds...

[@callancaustic9355]

Cropdusters but filled with paint dust, so you could flyover and carpet bomb a team

[@exudeku]

@@re57k and a realistic dummy arm...why its still sqiurting red paint?

[@enssi452]

@@callancaustic9355 that'd be cool or paintball nades, then do a low pass so the nade could hit the ground before detonation

[@monoperative]

"RANGE! GIMME RANGE!" "BRING IT DOWN THREE TURNS!" "...really!?" laughed so hard at Lloyd at that bit.

[@lexicillin]

13:50 lol

[@Kraus-]

And then they missed lol

[@-YELDAH]

@@Kraus- it was a hit. barely, but then they went down more, so it was still high if anything

[@ScottTheBot07]

Yes that arrangement made me think they should probably made some sort of vertical sighting as well as horizontal.

[@dominoshow9198]

A 100 years later: PAINTBALLING IN SPACESHIPS

[@grimreaper9939]

lets hope were still around for that because if not im gonna be angry.

[@hobo_ytt45]

grim reaper i aint going to my funeral when i die if i cant do that

[@dylanmoyer9222]

Peow peow

[@poikoi1530]

@@grimreaper9939 not exactly, since you won't be alive by that time

[@Internetspaceships]

If the enemy doesn't kill you the inside of the tank will.

[@milanthakkar9493]

First reply

[@rubenvasquez8750]

We had one of our guys in the back of a m113 get thrown to the roof after they went through some tough terrain. He would've had a concussion if not for his helmet.

[@HondaCivic-ml2xp]

I remember a story of the crews in the T-34, they often wore normal infantry helmets so that the rough edges of the vehicle don't crack open their skull as they move around.

[@davidfinch7407]

Always have to watch out for the turret monster. He might just bash you in the head; or, it you get caught between the driver's compartment and the main hull when the turret is rotating, he can tear you in half. Or rip your leg off if you are resting your leg in the wrong place when the main gun recoils. Sweet, sweet memories.

[@Maedelrosen]

he left the museum and took the tanks with

[@barackobama2295]

ᛉ Hansl ᛉ what if this is still the museum.....

[@froschnmaximus9108]

I think, this was the only way to lure him out of Bovington. Maybe his next therapie session will be held at some Ballista or some other sort of siege engine training yard?

[@AsitorCorporation]

He didn't take the tanks, the tank followed him willingly.

[@newperve]

+Captain Capellini he's a tank whisperer. Which is really hard to be because whispering near a tank often doesn't work at all.

[@nextlifeonearth]

"Lloyd, what is that underneath your shirt?"

[@benmasta5814]

So is this a documentary video of how lindybeige died of happiness?

[@Yuuri066]

fuck the US, i wanna live there too!

[@Larsanator]

Here's a boot in your ass to help you along!

[@theanarchonazbolinquisition]

Was just going to say something simmilar myself.

[@thomasfeck188]

But you can ever ride into the US of A with the Royal Mechanized Moose Cavalry Rgt No. 7, can you not?

[@CullenRick]

Oh God yes.

[@TheNostorian]

It's all fun and games untill the other tanks start speaking german.

[@msorin74]

BLITZKRIEG

[@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863]

*laugh in acht-acht APCBC*

[@tristanfeiken3695]

*(Erika starts playing)

[@Tokax]

German bias

[@lastbear1502]

Panzer 4 wil spawn

[@acomrad1044]

Imagine mixing this with paintball infantry. PAINTBALL WARFARE OR PAINT WAR 1.

[@user-ml8kh1bm9h]

Well, Allow me to interduce you to Airsoft.

[@detachsoup6061]

Another Man you think airsoft is fun, if someone shoots with a tank caliber? And if they shoot normal pallets, why would you use a tank?

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Perhaps, but a tank squishing a foot soldier cannot be simulated.

[@UltmateKngofNothngthest]

@@thedevilinthecircuit1414 Of course it can

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

@@UltmateKngofNothngthest **Ultimate tank simulator does not take any responsibility for any injuries or death caused by tanks**

[@AeroGamingCo]

"Penetration!" "That one bounced!" "Ricochet!" "This tank's had it!"

[@rhodesn3137]

"Serves him right."

[@SNIXC]

“SERVES HIM RIGHT”

[@theloyalspurssupporter1588]

@Alexander Chohan who tf cares about planes? they suck XD

[@vulnerablerummy]

@Alexander Chohan you have to be that guy huh? seems like some of you wt fans can't stop shoving your opinion everytime you see wot players minding their own business

[@vulnerablerummy]

@Alexander Chohan supporting my butt, youtube should've deleted your account too

[@MaximusAquilas]

I need a movie about a WW2 British tank crew with Lindy as the tank commander. Please Hollywood

[@historywithhilbert]

Recklessredcoat Lindybeige starring in a tank film > "Glory"

[@Mitszick]

Yes totally, but not by Hollywood please.

[@Reilly-Maresca]

+Mitszick who else?

[@hantms]

Bollywood. And then break for a dance in the middle of it. (Lindy Hop..?)

[@juniperbug8699]

I can see Lindy being the tank commander from Band of Brothers

[@Trazynn]

This should be an Olympic sport.

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

tankery they should call it and it should be a colledge sport and a national sport played in teams.

[@Romanov117]

Matthew Burger But I don't want to always see It as a "Girls", Men wants fun too. Let it be a Uni-Sex sport.

[@thebravegallade731]

Matthew Burger so basically gurls und panzer?

[@dijkkla9948]

First thought: girls und panzer ( with boys) Second thought: it actually is a sport. It's called tank biathlon.

[@lt_darkseekerantique3911]

IKR

[@JorgeGomez-os7sx]

"Tank Engineering" = sharp edges every where, genius!

[@themightyranger6321]

That's how the soviets made their ww2 tanks tbh

[@yourlocalbankrobber102]

@@themightyranger6321 laughs in KV-1

[@innouniversedoineedthis]

Especially when the sharp edges are on the Inside

[@dranoelarios4788]

Cracking a cold *ammo rack* with the lads 😂👌

[@milanthakkar9493]

First reply

[@willotter4503]

Milan Thakkar this is taking first to a whole new level Nobody cares

[@johnsmith6974]

When the United States and Great Britain realize they are so alike. Like father, like son.

[@chelo4197]

@@johnsmith6974 no we have Florida men, nothing alike

[@jordanianstudios]

Wouldn't the Scottish be the British equivalent of Floridians, or are they on different levels of crazy?

[@Wetcorps]

The true reason why Lindy wouldn't leave England for a million dollars.

[@yoavmor9002]

He definitely was at Switzerland

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

@@yoavmor9002 well for obvious reasons

[@luispt77]

Oh no, Lindy has everything he needs to invade France and be successful. A Tank and a German uniform. The poor Frenchmen will soon have to bow to him.

[@zeroiscorrect630]

I'd think it a partial improvement over France's current leadership.

[@Sammedine]

Luis 77 If they don't want to get penetrated.

[@CarrotConsumer]

Luis 77 Invading across the channel only works one way.

[@franzluggin398]

Ealdy You're not being all too specific here, but William the Conqueror and Dwight Eisenhower would both want to have a word with you.

[@zombie445hehe]

joke is over your head

[@tummywubs5071]

Lindy: RANGE!!!! GIVE ME RANGE!!!! Commander: DOWN THREE TURNS!!!! Lindy: Really? Beautifully British.

[@iepvienredstoneHuy007]

Tummywubs I don't get it

[@shuriken188]

He's just saying that the conversation is very British, it doesn't have any other meaning or joke behind it.

[@ragimundvonwallat8961]

its like when they say 'british humour'', that simply mean unfunny jokes where everyone pretend to laugh so that dont feel odd. now just imagine what british 'cuisine' is lol tip tip!

[@wishyourlife6861]

Just as i read this, lindy said it.

[@ivanstepanovic1327]

This reminds me of the movie "Kelly's heroes" when they by mistake load paint round and fire it at the back of a Tiger. And the look on Donald Sutherland's face when he realizes the mistake and sees the Tiger's turret turning towards them... Priceless! BTW, you also remind me of Sutherland with that beard :D

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

*”If you continue to attack allies, you will be returned to the main menu”*

[@InfernapeGames1]

how to make a man experience happiness right here

[@PajamaMan44]

never thought I'd see blepe on KZbin

[@InfernapeGames1]

PajamaMan u bet

[@tomdunphy6865]

Viking blepe is dead and I'm happy

[@shriekingbushpigshrieking]

Viking yeppers I'd be happy as a pig in shit... or a fat lady at an all you can eat buffet

[@CraftQueenJr]

Helgraf As a twelve year old girl I take offence at your saying only men find this incredibly awesome!

[@BM-yy8db]

I do like to believe that at some point in an actual historical tank battle, after shouting "DOWN 2 TURNS!" a crewmate responded with a high pitched "whot?!"

[@Kosac07]

That's actually hilarious! lol

[@freetimeidiot4541]

This video should have been *Chaps und Panzer*

[@yui907]

Freizeit Idiot Yes

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

Freizeit Idiot Lads und Panzer!

[@d.o.f.t.1578]

And a sailor uniform

[@rurushu8094]

Freizeit Idiot Fuck off weeb

[@PsychoJackalFilms]

Chin Chin The Dark Lord Kind sir, who hurt you?

[@carlolaput2597]

THIS NEEDS TO BE RE FILMED WITH A DRONE OVERHEAD!

[@Regolith86]

4:16 Put on an old leather aviator's helmet and grow your beard out a little bushier and you'd be the spitting image of Oddball from Kelley's Heroes.

[@meese590]

Love that movie!

[@the_tactician9858]

The Tiger scene had some paintrounds in it right? Maybe they could reenact that scene?

[@bartomiejpazera1909]

Very first thing I thought when I saw him in that tank

[@Reilly-Maresca]

Playing a game here with tanks and infantry would be awesome. I can however see the safety issues.

[@JohnSmith-qy2fh]

Bob Bobson it has been done before. Try googling it. It was a 1000v1000 I believe. In Russia, of course, because where else.

[@fangk.7367]

Bob Bobson could work in an Airsoft Milsim.

[@TealJosh]

You can just head on to army for that type of things. And I don't mean real combat, but just army exercises.

[@Wheelchair-Off-roading]

Fang K. we do use the vehicles in our milsim airsoft games every month.

[@sniperofdoom9561]

David Carr try a blitzkrieg: airstrikes followed by tanks followed by infantry.

[@JCBeastie]

FIRE! *psss* Not quite right is it.

[@harharhahrahrharo]

ikr

[@geronimoatag2169]

Suppose to be shoot

[@livethefuture2492]

sounds exactly like a british tank.

[@alihaggis78]

I nearly wet myself at "mmmmm muzzle brake".

[@okiwoki8256]

3:05 "then it was my turn to drive" immediate Chaos

[@SpiralNuggets]

Me: loads AP to deal with the enemy tank's thick armor Everyone at the tank paintball: 👁️👄👁️

[@NavidIsANoob]

Petition to start a gofundme to buy Lindy a tank.

[@shuriken188]

If every subscriber pitched in, it would cost practically nothing per person.

[@PhantasmostheUnicorn]

NavidIsANoob he's gonna need a crew...

[@cyrushutchinson3916]

NavidIsANoob We'll start a rota for backers! Lets make it a thing

[@xXbrokenvoidXx]

You can buy a T-72 for like 30-40ish grand. Though Lindy would probably prefer an older tank.

[@andrewzheng4038]

Yes, we will stop at nothing short of a Chieftain Mk.10 Or a good old fashioned Churchill to jam up the highway

[@TheZodos]

Crap, I've been in england for three months, just came back home last sunday and only now learned about this.... ARGH!!!

[@swachyw.4447]

TheZodos you could come to Texas and fire real rounds from actual tanks

[@tightg111]

Retardis Driver tell me more

[@r.k9441]

TheZodos England is my city

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

TheZodos I've lived in England my whole life and I never knew about this place.

[@kranvagn252u4]

England, Arkansas is a beautiful city.

[@pheonixshaman]

Guys und Panzer.

[@red_isopat]

pheonixshaman sora no woto is obviously the superior anime

[@nogisonoko5409]

Gentel Noober Hahah

[@PozieNayan]

They forgot to add the background music.

[@reidf8506]

Mini Stalin approves

[@keyboardmamma]

@Ricardo Rodriguez guys and tanks

[@michelleholliday5136]

My grandad drove a tank in ww2. This was awesome to watch. He rarely talked about the war so seeing this was amazing!

[@aidenduncan5765]

Someone:Ap shell loaded Everyone else in tank paintball: *confused screaming*

[@lindybeige]

First!

[@aj120]

aww

[@brumalogresteer4124]

...Lindy!!!

[@MultiCaliffa]

Lindybeige Nope.

[@Sir_Arlin]

Lindybeige TANKS!

[@sanguiniue]

tanks for that

[@Telsion]

funny that the shooting target is in the colours of the French Air Force roundel

[@philipb.3758]

Telsion we have to train somewhere

[@humppi.2304]

That's what i thought

[@hamzak2181]

I'm wondering how difficult it would have been to get him out of that thing.

[@recklessroges]

Its his new home.

[@TheApocalypticKnight]

I don't think it was that difficult, all you have to do is mention the cost of the extra hour and he'll come running.

[@hamzak2181]

Apocalyptic Knights Tossing a few grenades inside might do the job as well

[@Brick9]

Hamza K *might*

[@shuriken188]

The wild Lindy is like a hermit crab, it finds a suitable armoured vehicle to make its new home and sheds its vehicle when it finds a more impressive, unoccupied she-, er, vehicle. There are reports of Lindies in the past attacking the occupants of other armoured vehicles with a long, bladed object, though the Lindy is nearly extinct and now resides in vehicles further within the British mainland in order to protect itself.

[@artyomsaveli9681]

Damn it, why don't we have anything like this over in the states?

[@austindeems5406]

There is

[@austindeems5406]

Umm visit drivetanks.com and there is a place in Texas. And a few others I can't name off at the moment but you CAN however get a completely operational tank (with Cannon and all) with a destructive device permit which let's you own and shoot them... Just don't love an HE she'll into your neighbors house. But the only drawback is purchasing ammunition. Because I know dam well they cost A LOT!

[@austindeems5406]

Oh and also a somewhat operational T34 or T34-85 is about six grand. There ya go dude.

[@x3-LSTR-512]

@@austindeems5406 i might want to buy one of those.

[@justmerc1642]

They have tank laser tag in the US. Matt from Demo Ranch did that a while ago.

[@drfill9210]

Very good! It's only paint ball but it does show the kind of chaos that tank crews would face in real combat

[@artilleryfire6576]

No it does not

[@shea07irl]

We should all chip in and buy lindy a tank for his birthday.

[@Nimroc]

Paintballing in tanks?, the first thing I thought of when reading that was Kelly's Heroes.

[@MiguelVicoR]

This was screaming for full historical recreation attire! what a missed opportunity!

[@pete3767]

Instructor: "...Shout 'fire' when you're ready" "Fire when you're ready!" :D

[@vanillatography1544]

Going back a few years now when I started working at Armourgeddon myself, at this point in time I was the receptionist/barrista (stood right behind you at 0:32), and had absolutely no idea who you (Lindy Beige) were but remember you being extremely interesting to talk to in person. I am now a fully qualified instructor as of that year and absolutely loved the job ever since but never got to say it was a great experience meeting you. Thanks for visiting again!!

[@MGOBTV]

This is bloody brilliant

[@kaisser5820]

this is one step closer to real senshado :D

[@1514max]

I used to drive 432s in the army. I'm the reason so many German curbs had chunks nibbled out of them.

[@olisko3484]

Nemesis76 yip out rise to eat the tanks?

[@1514max]

It was the edge of the tracks hitting the curbs.

[@jeova0sanctus0unus]

SO THAT WAS YOU!

[@nikola12nis]

My uncle told me they did this back in the army, with t55s, Not sure what kind of paintballs they used, but they would split into teams with markers and shoot eachother with cannon paintballs :) Was real fun

[@deltafrost3483]

Being polite to your fellow crew members during battle is the true key to victory.

[@chillguynamedwan1034]

Future:"Dogfighting with paintball."

[@turicaederynmab5343]

The lad guiding you through it all seemed quite young, very impressive!

[@Ribs351]

So when will we have tank combat as a competitive sports? Can't wait to see russian bias.

[@snoopyodig1137]

Gaijin would be proud)))))))

[@thebravegallade731]

Ribs the winers would be either russians(most tanks), anericans(not far behind), koreans (north and south both have over 2k) or germans.

[@Reragi]

the KV2 paintball will be a watermelon

[@reidf8506]

Sturmtiger paintball would be a barrel

[@Reragi]

inb4 katyusha rocket artillery decides to walk in with *giant tubes filled with paint*

[@OmarSlloum]

Just look at Lindy, it's like watching a tiger in it's natural habitat, waiting to pouch, always on the guard. This gave me chills!

[@m.bukhori2304]

Basically girls und panzer but no lolis

[@RexWort]

And real tank physics

[@brigadier3596]

and not girls

[@crunch9876]

SGT.Nikolai actually.... yes girls.... that part is still the same.....

[@brigadier3596]

@@crunch9876 i saw no girls in the video

[@doomguy1167]

Weeb alert

[@Private_jin]

okay now I want cute Japanese students using these

[@load4201]

I guarantee the bookings for this will now go through the roof. For about a week anyway...

[@TheSlayerofevil3]

Senshadou looks like a bunch of fun!

[@Cetok01]

It looks like a lot of fun....the great advantage of play over real combat. You made a good point about all the sharp, hard protrusions inside the turret.

[@lanchester101]

I actually went here for my birthday treat to do a tank driving experience last year. It was the best birthday treat ever and a nice museum as well. Worth visiting and trying the driving experience

[@tiagocardoso6749]

Where was it?

[@LiteralXDlol]

When your paint ammo rack got hited *AMMUNITION EXPLODED*

[@Westside_69]

Hited

[@tiagocardoso6749]

@@Westside_69 Hoted Translate to English

[@seanet1310]

Nice to see armored fighting vehicles (like this) were no easier to get around in back in the day compared to now. somehow I don't think Lloyd's crew will be pressed into service with the Royal Armored Coups tomorrow but not too shabby for a few hours

[@Stefan_Payne]

How does it feel, being a brit wearing an old german Army uniform? ;D

[@rws531]

Stefan Payne the Germans were stylish if nothing else

[@lindybeige]

I would tear those badges off.

[@R.Ratkus]

weird how german uniforms are used, its probably because they are cheaper, but soviet uniforms wouldnt cost a cent right?

[@talknight2]

It's not a WWII uniform though

[@rushthezeppelin]

rws531....you can probably thank Hugo Boss for that. He designed alot of the Nazi uniforms and is still considered one of the best men's fashion designers ever.

[@yshouldicar3]

I almost got a job at this place ^^ Its a shame I didn't tho. also, Lindy, I saw you at Tankfest on Sunday, I would have said hi... but you was recording and didn't want to interrupt you... I kinda regret not saying hi now

[@lindybeige]

Thanks for letting me get on with shooting video, but if there's a next time, don't be shy.

[@yshouldicar3]

Lindybeige Its okay. I remember you was recording in front of a Mk.4. I do plan on going back next year so maybe I'll see ya again.

[@luizhenriquematias4657]

I loved how the yt subitles called the tank noises as "music" 1:25

[@mikeburrell1433]

I've been there. Bloody Brilliant! actually- it was around the same time as my profile picture was taken. 12 years ago!!

[@UncleMort]

I`ve seen a Thai girl fire a ping pong ball farther and more accurately

[@lindybeige]

Are you sure it was a girl?

[@UncleMort]

No barrel but an odd looking muzzle break arrangement so who knows?

[@AzureDefiance3701]

Lol feminism.

[@SpamQGamers]

why see a stationary tank in a museum when it can move

[@lowlandergreatsword9185]

SpamQGamers and you get to drive

[@Feminismisfornobody]

this sounds like the best thing imaginable

[@mr.potato5593]

That one guy. I brought my own tank

[@letoubib21]

Reminds me of my own, private history: Once I was allowed by the _Bundeswehr_ to drive a just freshly restored _Jagdpanther_ aka _Jagdpanzer V._ Driving her was pretty easy with a steering wheel and a preselector gearbox. But man, she did be *very* thirsty---I guess about 200 l gas for 100 km---at least...

[@Sprottel_SFM]

I dont believe you first of all our bundeswehr cant restore shit, heck they cant even keep half of their eurofighters running Second the jagdpanzer is a sign of the wehrmacht and with that apparently nazi germany, a past germany is trying to burn with all and i mean ALL means possible so the jagdpanzer probably didnt belong to the bundeswehr

[@arnekrug939]

@@Sprottel_SFM 1. Jets are much more expensive and have a very different standart for what is considered ready. 2. The Bundeswehr has collaborated with the German tank museum in Munster on numerous occasions as they have experience with tanks and they have the equipment to work with them. They even build an entire 1:1 scale replica of a Tiger 1 so stop spreading misinformation.

[@alejandrobetancourt4902]

I'm considering a tank oriented vacation in England. What with this and the tank museum and all.

[@crazyfrogracer2pro848]

Alejandro Betancourt England is my city

[@RugnirSvenstarr]

Alejandro Betancourt the tank museum is glorious. Definitely recommend.

[@alexdunn4554]

If possible, try to make your way to the US! Here you can drive a tank and fire the gun for real for around 2-3k usd

[@keyboardmamma]

@@alexdunn4554 Holy shit How what where when that sounds fuckin sick i now officially live in the us

[@pluki1357]

There had already been that other guy who was considering a tank oriented vacation in England. He didn't make it however. His Messerschmit-oriented friend just couldn't break the RAF... ;)

[@xclonejager6959]

I must do this

[@brancaleone8895]

steal a tank from the tank museum(?

[@speedy01247]

or go to Texas where you can shoot from an actual tank with real ammunition (not paint)

[@Incognito_Blazer]

speedy01247 Yeah, but do you get to shoot at other tanks with crews in them? It's like the difference between games and a firing range: Their both fun, but there's just something about the games that gets people excited. Probably the fact you get to test yourself directly against another person or group. But hey, both would still be fun :D

[@vorpalzvevda3659]

speedy01247 where in Texas?

[@ichhabe330]

Drove around in an M-113 for six months. Can't say I miss it.

[@malachicarlson1335]

"mmmm... muzzle break" my favorite part

[@Isaac-LizardKing]

“And my driving was fine, thank you very much” makes me feel like i’ve known loyd for years

[@girhen]

I almost spat out my tea at 0:27 . I would bet that Lindy would call my iced tea something along the lines of "cold Southern American sugar drink with tea flavor".

[@neth7826]

Youre a true brit

[@minhqun]

6:27 Why does the target look like the side of a french tank?

[@ppsh43]

It looks French because it is abandoned.

[@onuadhain7399]

The Jerrys showed up, which caused the Brits to leave, and I think the Yanks will show up around the end to "Save the day!"

[@oniongingertomato2216]

Sacre Bleu!!

[@ferdasesp1105]

Because they are wearing german uniforms, pls!

[@spuriusscapula6481]

They tried to make it look like the front of a french tank but there's no recorded accounts of ever seeing that side of it

[@lptomtom]

A GoPro would've been quite useful here

[@Corristo89]

Who on earth would say no to a game like this?! Paintball is already fun as hell, but with tanks/armored fighting vehicles it's probably the closest thing a guy can come to paradise.

[@kaiser7695]

My dad actually did this when he was in the army as a part of training that would be fun for the soldiers when they didn’t have anything else to do

[@danthefrst]

The KZbin money do come to the greatest of use, I'd say! I'm much grateful dear Lindy. Great many thanks :)

[@mileschowaniec100]

That we can have simulated tank battles is awesome! This is entertainment!

[@Knightlyfrog]

That intro... all the triggered flat earthers.

[@kranvagn252u4]

Free Golem The flat-earth society has members all around the globe!

[@andreamusso1469]

You just made my week.

[@ironrain5411]

It’s all fun and games until someone loads a HE round

[@poikoi1530]

*APCR*

[@Zedx37]

BESH

[@breakingtoast2255]

the instructors are awesome clear and precise

[@ARockyRock]

M163 Vulcan that shoots paintballs? That would be neat... And OP

[@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109]

M163 Vulcan vs Flakpanzer Gepard, that would be lit! (In paintball terms, I think the Gepard would shred the vulcan in rl)

[@BBPatterson12]

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THIS IN AMERICA!? TRUMP, MAKE THIS AN OLYMPIC SPORT THIS INSTANT!!!

[@ithmiths]

FopNFresh489 he would to

[@AzureDefiance3701]

He is busy planning the wall construction right now. Seriously he is.

[@pineapplelapolynesia1994]

I’d imagine letting some 20-30 year olds in an M1 Abrams armed with paintball cannons would not be a good idea

[@reidf8506]

@The White House

[@davehoffman4659]

FopNFresh489 do not encourage Trump to do anything ever.

[@GCurl]

Lindybeige is my favourite Cartoon! I can't get enough of that! :D

[@5Xum]

Loved the "Really?!" after he was told to go down three turns.

[@theswarmsquad3606]

so this is why nobody dies in tankery

[@Loopaz]

can it shoot pommels?

[@willkenny5687]

Loopaz 1337 No! Bad skallagrim fan! Bad!

[@DAAI741]

How rightly would that end a tank?

[@Xenibalt]

we must test now!

[@Derpy-qg9hn]

Those paintballs do seem pretty close in size to a good pommel. Find the right pommel and I'm sure it can.

[@Agent00abe]

"Everything has a sharp edge" Well. Did you expect them to baby proof a tank? xD

[@NoNo-fn9zt]

Normal tanks that right isnt dangerous 15 min later: Maus and E 100 join to the Battle

[@KommandantPRatte]

Fv 183 joined the game.

[@Multipew]

I did this exact same paintball battle last Wednesday. This video has come in very handy for showing people what the day was like. Cheers

[@snailsnatcher1707]

Everybody gangsta till someone rolls up in an Abrams