[Paladins] Do Sexualized Champion Designs Provide Any Benefits?

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[@Marxally]

Then I must have a very weird sexual fetish, because my very first pick was Barik.

[@NinjaBoffin]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@dhanriel4519]

Mine was...MAKOA!

[@petarzlomislic9173]

mine was drogoz

[@domicjangrabowski8536]

upss Skye

[@antoninaego5186]

I'm a girl and my first pick was Fernando

[@ignoreme7360]

I guess I just have a fetish for talking bombs, then

[@NinjaBoffin]

Dem Curves doe

[@ignoreme7360]

NinjaBoffin I wouldn't mind blowing his fuse if ya know what I mean 👀

[@zachwallace483]

Ignore Me and I love how sticky his projectile is 😉

[@skrrtskrrtganggang]

I like IO if we are talking about first characters for beginners

[@azztrid7925]

@@NinjaBoffin Lmao

[@leviathyx1725]

so im a homosexual with a fetish for reptiles..... WELP YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERDAY DONT YA!?

[@ayyerr]

ah a drogoz main

[@GunPercent]

This is less of "Do Sexualized Champion Designs Provide Any Benefits?" and more "this is what you all did when you started and think back at how great it was"

[@williamshakemilk2192]

. . . Well then, I'm a zoophile. Favorite champs: Pip, Drogoz, Makoa. Focken hell

[@crackeds6806]

Mine:evie drogoz and maldamba Fuck my life

[@kriegvenator4799]

....whatever you are smoking, recomend stopping it

[@vasilisnikolaou4290]

so the 400 hours that ive spent looking at hentai means im a saint ?

[@genericname3980]

Tracer lol that profile pic

[@jameskidson9694]

Indeed.

[@ush3448]

Torvald is way hotter than all the champions

[@livescreaming120]

tfw I used to main pip

[@slemph2214]

fucking furrys

[@melsubliminals3569]

shahusauh sbgja

[@ainzooalgown5050]

yeah me too..demn look at dem hot furry butt

[@tubblestop414]

I actually choose pip because he reminded me of Sonic.His little smug cocky personality was what made me like pip.He's very similar to sonic. In terms of personality,he just loves talking about himself and even compliments himself when you start the match. "When do we get paid? After we win?" Play "Explosives, check. Dashing good looks, check. And world-renowned skill, check." He just has such self-absorbed cocky demeanor. I love characters like this.Kinessa,nando,and pip.

[@pixlatedgamer9412]

same...am i furry?

[@Life-Sky]

you high af mate

[@mrbigpie8883]

Shit my first pick was Cassie

[@ciifer.creatives]

Mr BigPie lmao same

[@OnTheHorizonMC]

Andro may look SICK but he is one difficult character to master

[@anarathaminsawthecitygiver9569]

OnTheHorizon Preach it brother!

[@wanh33da69]

yeah, bcz you always have to be close to a champion in order to deal enough dammage that can kill them

[@dreamsandhopes3313]

I felt like he was very easy if you just get the dash legendary he can outplay most champions.

[@OnTheHorizonMC]

Rob W his aiming just feels different than other champions, idk if its just me

[@dreamsandhopes3313]

OnTheHorizon it's different in the sense he's very accurate, he's a lot easier then say evie, since his shots are hitscan, your dash can get you ammo with the right card, like his whole kit is pretty strong.

[@ameeen]

when he was writing rule 3 i was expecting rule 34

[@fatduck4160]

roses are red violets are violets I'm just kidding they are FUDGING BLUE!!!

[@NinjaBoffin]

"It's not easy being blue but it's worse to be YOU" Grohk-2015

[@eitopia]

lmao i laughed so hard when you typed rule 3 of the open beta

[@NinjaBoffin]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bosssans5802]

NinjaBoffin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kliinc]

i dont get it

[@donalddank1522]

Rule 34

[@unyielding37]

it's a good way to ignore fucking servers ping :D

[@Sans-ho2oc]

i have a fetish for fennec foxes then

[@M0VIE]

This made me rethink my entire life...

[@colinisabot]

picks Fernando first... I thought I was straight but nvm

[@crackeds6806]

Well its in the lore that nando is gay

[@ijusteatbecauseilikeyo8826]

First time i played Paladins I chose Ying without knowing her abilities/role in the game...ying is such a...se..uhm...beautiful girl :)

[@Кристиянекакмояфамилия]

0:49 I really thought he was going to type rule 34 because if that pause.

[@wanh33da69]

well, my first pick was kinessa, i must have a fetish

[@wanh33da69]

i thought you were gonnna write paladins rule 34, everyone did

[@georgiankola415]

NTYo don't get it

[@Jibblesjibbles]

Little Error 🤦‍♂️

[@irisbailar3980]

The first champion I played was Grover that is after I could buy him. I love Grover. I also love nature. I especially love how nature (Grover) can do lots of damage and lots of healing just like actual nature.

[@MartySnowdog]

my first pick was Pip :D haha .actually I started to think about Paladins all the time since I started to play it, and now I really love to think about lore of champions and the realm itself :D

[@davidgc229]

I needed to pay to use skye and she was so op and now I'm a diamond on her :P

[@fredrichherdt3149]

mine first main was cassid and skye lol this was back in august of last year there was like 15 champs so u was limited :P

[@Epicsting]

what is love? baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more. but my first pick was fernado go to love how spicy he is.

[@bookmulch7379]

being Greek i feel honoured how my ancestors are recognised. also my first champion to play... a year ago when i started was Viktor... after going through all of the champions that existed abilities ( makoa wasn't even out yet. even before the Ying rework.when Grover, Buck and ruckus whrlere flankers) i recognised that Viktor is the only one i can connect with from FPS shooters. until i learn how to play him or till someone else took him he was my guy. so does that mean i am evil for not having lust lol?

[@pprot1337]

My first pick was kinessa not cuz of her looks, style or anything but the only reason i picked her cuz she was a sniper, and sniping is life to me . So i guess im not the average guy ur talking about in the video ( no offense meant, awesome video, beautiful), my way of seeing beauty in video games is comparing and eventually evaluating the results of what kind of playable character that he/she is and of how im comfortable with playing her in certain situations in the game. There are people who "main" champions, but on the other hand i try mastering all of em to do "love" all of them in my own way. Nice one mate and very educational. SORRY FOR THE ENORMOUS COMMENT.

[@stargazingsongs]

My first was kinessa because I came from sniping in csgo

[@stargazingsongs]

Mine was kinessa, for the same reason too

[@HagathaHexMe]

That video was quite the ride!

[@Madara-nv8ld]

shoutout to his drug dealer for providing the voice

[@delewdsional8020]

Guess i like to be annoyingly innocent,because i really like to play evie and ying.

[@OriginalCheng]

This content is needed any people well done on your Diotima's ladder experiment.Everyone needs to hear this wisdom.

[@trashpanda5869]

Shieeet Pip was my first pip

[@khorkhi7107]

So I have a fetish for assault rifles and grenades. Shit.

[@myklm.6502]

holly fucking shit i got mindfucked (btw i am Greek and you mentioning our filosophers honoured me =)

[@NinjaBoffin]

No problem! Socrates and Plato really did lay most of the groundwork for modern philosophy, so it's hard to talk about philosophy without mentioning them!

[@myklm.6502]

NinjaBoffin keep doing this kind of videos . it's more interesting content

[@maanokay2553]

There’s an 8 minute video on this? It gets your attention. You play the game. Boom. Benefits.

[@halley6903]

“Paladins rule 3... of the open beta” You’ve been bamboozled

[@SamDoesTutorials.]

Dude, how high were you when you made this video? Hahaha. I was expecting sexy animations and I got Plato and Socrates. Good stuff, looking forward for more.

[@tingusjingus]

um, this was a deep subject for an open beta game.....

[@ashtongiertz8728]

I think the character you play as doesn't say as much about your sexuality in a first person game.

[@_Ja.va.ki_]

my first pick was Skye but not because she's hot, but because she can turn invisible like Loki

[@Violet111]

I started playing around CB10's or something and I played Skye and Cassie because those were the girls. But then I took a break from the game for a year or something and came back. I decided to return to Skye who was my main then. I also started trying Evie, Inara, and Ying. Then the all champions for free weekend? I decided to farm radiant chests and try to get *every champion* to level 1. And I realized, you know, I don't like Inara. And after trying Makoa, who I never would've thought to try before because he's male, I saw found that I liked him a lot. And Mal'Damba, too. And I liked Seris, who was for purchase and I suspected I might like but then I found Ying and ignored her because she cost quite a bit of gold. And I thought Pip was cool, too. So now I am a Skye/Evie/Ying/Inara/Makoa/Mal'Damba/Pip/Seris/Cassie main! -hmm maybe a bit overkill now that I think about it-

[@rishabhjain2856]

Wtf....doesn't match the title....where this video went from there...I cant understand.

[@_DEKHO]

"Paladins Rule 3...( I was thinking about rule 34 paheal)" going to search

[@doarner]

It certainly works for Overwatch (and the release of the 3d models of their characters for anyone on the rule 34 to do what they pleases).

[@bmwd4000]

I didn't really have a particular reason for picking Pip. I wanted to play a Support Role (I know... who does this?!). I like playing healing classes in games, however; I hated Pip so much that I almost uninstalled the game. I saw Ying and got coins to unlock her, which was pain staking... (I know it's not that long, I've unlocked other characters since, but I hated Pip that badly). I've had a blast with Ying ever since. I learned that there's a term for what I've grown accustom, or aware of - "Diotima's Ladder". I've known of this concept, but it actually has a name - surprise, surprise - it was coined by two of the greatest minds in history.

[@ninaad9602]

i think my first pick was drogoz LOL

[@itsyaboi1502]

Has this turned from talking about sex to a motivational speech

[@jirkau555]

I LIKE TURTLES. I really do. Makoa was my first choice

[@jirkau555]

Also, why should I be ashamed of looking at Skye's butt. I just express my sexuality, and sexuality is just a vital, healthy part of our daily lives, not like christinanity teaches us. I was always more of a LaVey guy

[@marshallberical4440]

I must be weird my first pick was makoa, boy must I love turtle porn.

[@superwatt5061]

My first pick was drogoz well I must have a game of thrones fetish

[@Fauzan1812]

i started from being a pip main on day one into playing 75% of all characters now

[@kdkritin4123]

actually my mind was having a debate betw3en cassie and skye but i picked skye first

[@areyance]

lmao,i don't think anyone got the rule troll ^

[@CybertroninfiniteOfficial]

42 people don't understand life

[@jacktangent]

I haven't played Skye as of yet. In fact, my first pick was Makoa (I bought the founders pack as it was on sale)

[@bgtheloser]

Is it odd that skye and Cassie were my first two picks just like in the video?

[@Guest_1300]

I feel like this is amazingly true, and everyone who watches Alpharad's videos will agree with me

[@adude8931]

my first pick is androxus i might have some problems

[@trashpanda5869]

Mental gymnastics

[@trashpanda5869]

Making load out. Or letting a load out?

[@chocolaterayne9910]

Holy crap the only reason I got into paladins was for skye

[@missingnerd]

I my case it was how cool they look. IS THAT A FUCKING SPACE WIZARD?

[@eddieceo]

i picked Pip as my first pick i swear i am not a furry

[@gab5101]

how do you play on a match like that? with 5 skye

[@dentelupus5387]

yes more and after like 3 or 5 videos before this imma subscribe.good vibes everyone

[@sulffojus1227]

all the girls except for evie D: evie was the first champion i bought coz i thought she was hot and i was horrible with her but i watched alot of tip videos and practiced alot and i can now carry the game with her

[@sulffojus1227]

hmmm... maybe im just weird for thinking evie is hot

[@ibrahimhanifibrahimhanif8803]

vidmario bros She's not hot she's humorous like willo and act cute.

[@sulffojus1227]

IbrahimHanif IbrahimHanif well yeah she is funny as well and that just makes her more fun to play as

[@merlijnste2392]

Cassie ftw!! (But with the old skin)

[@tuanbuianh774]

how do you announce the giveaway winners ?

[@jeffpower145]

hmm... my first match i played as drogoz... is that ok?

[@amnesiabat7780]

Seriously though, I like Kinessa, the first Champion I chose on my first match

[@notuplink]

Tmw my first character was actually Skye, then someone picked her and I chose Cassie instead.... I main Evie now

[@ibrahimhanifibrahimhanif8803]

The first time i played paladins i pick skye cuz i was panicking when choosing champion idk who to pick so i pick the purple haired girl then she turned out to be my highest lvl champ.

[@montylemon9445]

and now your stuck at the top of a ladder

[@KickUpHammyDude]

Interesting...Does cuteness count as beauty? I started off as Pip.

[@dudeawhosaysbruh8345]

my first pick was viktor and THAT was fun.

[@alspiraakaafroninja6594]

this video was a bit weird at first but I kinda reminds me of shoddycast great vid

[@queerlibtardhippie9357]

That's... exactly what happened actually. :)

[@speednin5497]

I started the game for ying but to my surprise she wasn't unlocked xD

[@butthelikebuttonissofar923]

Oh I feel so much better

[@JoshuaLotion]

I don't get the rule 3 part

[@xranos8270]

i only play male champion :P it's so rare i use female champs and im attracted to drogoz cuz hes FLY AND SHOOT MISSILE and hes a dragon

[@lemon-dev823]

When you mentioned androsyx I tought you were gonna say " And now you realized that you are bi..."

[@rawr_haru]

*Mind Blows*

[@irisbailar3980]

I loved this post. It was entertaining and intellectual.

[@allenchiu1570]

Hi-rez knows what the people want

[@somedude96]

I'm an FPS guy. My first pick was Viktor.

[@randomstuffdimension2863]

Torvald all the way.... mmmm that amazing mustache and beard

[@neor2354]

I did not begin like that, Fernando was my first one... I wanted a tank and he was fun, i'm a male btw.

[@amandaslough125]

Lust for power fantasy maybe? An impulse decision counts as a form of lust (and greed techinically)

[@avapetty1683]

"what the hell?- omg he flies" dying XD

[@EssenMaastrichtCracow]

Wow! Nice Video! Plz do more of this stuff. ;)

[@anishkamath6580]

what's with me and cuddly makoa lol

[@newname9725]

Great video more please :)

[@dumbghost3109]

what kind of reach. and apparently I have fetish for cursed arms because andro was my first pick yikes.

[@RematodeRanger]

never knew i was a furry.

[@zearcjustice7837]

i choose pip 1st time i play.............. that is saying something..........

[@tahjjohnson1514]

I found my love in Evie