The Wonton Don Joins Us On A New Dungeons & Dragons Quest!

The people's champ Timm Woods is back for a brand new campaign for the first time in months. Joined by The Wonton Don, this quest is filled with twists and turns that will leave you speechless.
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[@PalmsForDayz]

That first “Absolutely” hit so hard

[@MatthewBakke]

Ahhhhbsolutely

[@arthurl3636]

Certified Slapper

[@bxpuertoricankid]

I need that Absolutely on the next Pop Punk song

[@nstein2214]

Shot of dopamine straight to the veins

[@rootshirt]

CHILLS

[@michaelfiorina]

Hank punishing a child’a soul to eternal damnation is so on brand

[@hllomydarling]

He's becoming more of a villian each episode.

[@connyethompson]

D&D Episodes with Timm are the best. I really appreciate him being involved.

[@meatcan]

I love how Timm takes it so seriously while also letting the boys fuck around.

[@connyethompson]

@@meatcan me too, it's awesome

[@Bunslightyear]

@@meatcanhe has an unreal ability to just go with the flow or reimagine D&D lingo for those of us who know nothing about it and making it relatable to the Podcast

[@anthonylombardo1261]

100%

[@ravit50]

Timm is a fucking LEGEND, I cannot wait

[@funkdoc94]

Absolutely

[@Eighty8percent]

absolutely!

[@noahweibust7844]

100%, absolutely

[@kevinmac9735]

If I ran into Timm out in public I would be so star struck

[@knowfacey]

Timm: ”If you feed him little morsels of flesh, you can make a ghoul do a lot of shit.” Donnie: “Sounds pretty hot” Timm: ”Aaaabsolutely” 😂

[@claytonboren3353]

I died at that part 😂

[@masondoty788]

Why doesn’t Barstool hire Timm to host a DnD podcast. Dude’s electric

[@garreTTU2023]

Really would kill, bet he’d do it for less than you think twice a month

[@donnyjohnssurgery]

Such a good idea. Host a show a couple times a month with a random assortment of barstool talent. Throw in some outside guests here and there.

[@mikedmoon2]

In the same vain they need to have Nick do a boardgame podcast where he plays with other Barstool folks

[@philbox3productions]

I'm pretty sure they did offer him but Timm turned it down because he makes a lot more doing what he does then he would working for Barstool.

[@kevinp3095]

@@philbox3productionsthat’s correct. makes more money and is his own boss

[@mattmoore3718]

Shout out to the editing team putting together the visuals. Incredible work.

[@MayorMcCheese2000]

Tim Woods might just be the greatest story teller alive! I FUCKING LOVE THESE EPISODES!

[@jabronijake2524]

Love how Tim dragged them through the entire campaign no matter how hard everyone tried to fuck everything up 😂

[@bruinbaseball7193]

One of the best episodes of the year, lock it in

[@medicare21]

“Absolutely”

[@mr_sabne_9996]

What an astonishing first turn from Big Cat

[@mr_sabne_9996]

Donnie is simultaneously gargabol, gargamole, garbagol and gabbagool

[@michaelbakich3415]

😂 damn Max stays catching Ls. Putting his face on the hippo when Donny first got in the cave sent me

[@schwinn8196]

Maybe I'm just dumb but I couldn't figure out whose face it was 😂

[@King0fGuns]

Old school RuneScape x PMT crossover. What a time

[@Strongbad536]

Now I’m wondering who the RuneScape player is at barstool

[@BB-ur3qk]

max cash stack in the chest

[@mcchaw]

They need to put that original hilarious Runscape clip into the intro. LEROY JENKINSSSSS when he screams his own name and runs into the room while all the others sit there for a second asking why he is such a dumbass. lmao that is classic and so funny

[@anthonylombardo1261]

Now we just need a stoolie in Jagex and boom, we have a lawsuit.

[@michaelowens4369]

I almost cried when you sacrificed Mode. RIP to a real one. Gone too soon

[@michaelowens4369]

SPOKE TOO SOON! THANK YOU WAYNE! LEGENDS NEVER DIE

[@DoozieEXE]

Is there anyone more beloved than Timm Woods right now? Seems like the most genuinely cool dude.

[@marcusnelson37]

Donnie saying “rapier the kid” was just ignored 😂

[@Lepy00573]

Was waiting for some kind of response and none came, so disappointed

[@royalsfan4]

“Can we find out who is on the dragons flight logs?” - PFT

[@Cannen]

Timm is on the Mt Rushmore of guests

[@quinnck]

Nick better be back for this. Not sure if I will ever have the chance to play a game myself, but I will NEVER miss one of these episodes!

[@Shwini07]

"if shit goes south we can always turn on hank" hahahahah

[@Josh-l9q6s]

I don't know how they found Timm but he is a all time guest. I just wish they did these more often. They should have a lot more views. Nothing but 2 hours of pure entertainment.

[@aidankyle6348]

Y’all better fly Tim out a couple times a year to Chicago. Need him in studio for these gems!

[@hawksglobe3743]

I’m glad that memes calling us “owls” instead of AWLs hasn’t been forgotten

[@mbe3404]

Timm is pure electricity. Absolutely.

[@FLAchilles]

Give the editor on this a raise

[@mrdr33mmx]

ahhbsolutely

[@samuelhanrahan7177]

Why did I get emotional when Mode saved Donny?!?!? RIP little hippopotamus. You were an incredible part of this adventure!

[@andrewthomas2659]

I’m shocked they haven’t had The Wonton Don on before, he’s a perfect fit

[@aoletsg0]

Tim is the man. These have quickly become my favorite. He's so great.

[@RegginaldRiglet]

Absolutely

[@timothywallace1965]

The irony of Timm being the most jacked dude on the cast. Another banger episode.

[@McComzee]

Tim should be a part of the awards show to give an award to the best DnD player

[@decoldest1660]

How nice of the boys to give Timm a TV tray table

[@davidburd5385]

I dont even play or really know much about D & D but these episodes are always so fun

[@NorrinRadd1991]

Timm is an absolute legend. When I hear ‘100%’ and ‘Aaabsolutely’ I get happy. Great Donnie moments out of context.. whispering ‘ask about the kids’ and Timm talking about you can make ghouls do a lot of stuff if you feed them flesh, Donnie: ‘sounds pretty hot’ 😂😂 need more of him in future D&D episodes

[@miguelalonsociervoquijano6087]

Nick and Donnie with the PMT boys. Monthly.

[@blakehunts6571]

I’ve been watching for over an hour and just realized max was the hippo😂😂😂😂

[@lukeperry8407]

Timm has some pythons for forearms, the man can absolutely do it all

[@RegginaldRiglet]

Absolutely

[@Dickson421]

This episode was fantastic. Can’t wait to see Nick back with the boys.

[@ericvona24]

I don't make it through all of the episodes with Timm, but the time I do watch or listen to just brings so much pure light into my day. Thanks, Timm.

[@noshelter891]

D&D are my favorite episodes, I wish they made at least one of these a month.

[@bradyancey9793]

Can we get my guy a bigger table?

[@deeedoubleu8744]

Max’s face on the hippo is both hilarious and uncalled for 😂

[@squalla5452]

Another Timm Woods W. The man absolutely does not miss.

[@juandamiennebraska338]

The best episodes i remember the first one. I was working a shitty college job stoned off a gas station dab pen. Life was simple

[@juandamiennebraska338]

@@decoldest1660 umm the first D&D episode was 3 years ago

[@juandamiennebraska338]

Going from 19 to 22 is a big jump from my perspective at least. A lot has changed, but my love for the boys hasn’t. Forever a Ryder

[@GoithHam]

Spotify, KZbin, Apple Music, I’m here for it all. I love these episodes. Let’s ride.

[@fredcorbin6686]

ABSOLUTELY! man, he even got a shirt made! love this guy!

[@tylerruby1260]

Timm is ABSOLUTELY the best. So happy to hear he’s flying out to Chicago to continue these quests!

[@31TDs1SZN]

Will this be an all timer? Absolutely

[@zodwallop3207]

Wonton Don stepped in nicely, tru hero vibes. Riding Ghost Mode like a magic carpet. What a Chad. Plus he grabbed the loot at the end. Probably gonna give it to the less fortunate in his kingdom instead of a couple nights partying with a bunch of dirty wenches at the pub. The unselfish Don.

[@jmurphisback]

RIP Mode, the greatest Hippo there ever was

[@Zack-hv3sf]

These are AAAABSOLUTLEY the best PMT episodes

[@Dylagm]

Adding the Wonton Don to anything makes it better automatically

[@justinjolly6]

I used to be such a hater of DnD but PMT has helped me see the light. Timm is the man and I laugh my ass off the entire episode whenever he is in studio

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

Do I love this show? Absolutely 100% Did i initially give it a shot because of the Wonton Don? Absolutely 100% Will I still stick around for the normal lineup? Absolutely 100%

[@timj4773]

This is amazing content, would love a consistent series.

[@stevenstevens6149]

NEED a “RIP Mode” shirt! Also the most impressive thing about these episodes is Timm’s ability to tell the story so clearly despite all the fuckery from the others 😂

[@lemondropbuttons2892]

Max face on the hippo is too funny

[@cmay6536]

Shoutout to all the editors. Made Timm & the boys’ stories even better. Cash in that one shoutout at your local Chevy Dealership!

[@thg_o7]

brooooo soul patch max as the face of Mode the Hippo is fucking gold im dead 🤣🤣

[@TheBojengles]

I’ll never be as good at anything as Timm is at this.

[@jshunt25]

Wow Timm! Just awesome. I’ll be going back to watch all these

[@austinmontbriand6150]

the under for the first “absolutely” said by tim hit by a landslide

[@teddynash9338]

I haven't ever played d&d but I would only wanna play with timm and the dungeon master

[@slimel0rd]

Loving the RuneScape animations. Takes me back to the good days

[@TreeTech-d8i]

Great job Pardon my take team. Great job with the animation, sound and visuals.

[@timkronbach3480]

Barstool, please hire Timm for D&D videos. I love these episodes!

[@beefmerky]

Aaaabsolutley fucking stoked.

[@RonaldBarron]

D20 roll for Hippo Wayne reincarnation was epic.

[@knowfacey]

All I want for Christmas is a new D&D episode with Timm

[@strikerable16]

Rapier the kid was such a underrated line from Donny 😂😂

[@thomasmason7487]

Didn’t think I’d be this interested in a DnD video but holy shit this is amazing!!🤣❤️

[@YahTricky]

Babe! Cancel our plans… PMT just dropped a new DND episode!

[@duckonmyquack]

pissed my self a little when they put the sunglasses on the Hippo

[@KYR_DNAdumpster]

39:00 that's not a zombie kid, that's just Klemmer.

[@DazzerrPlays]

I've always skipped these episodes, but decided to give this one a try. Absolutely hooked. I HIGHLY recommend you watch this and give it a shot if were ever reluctant

[@richardmartinez301]

First time watching the game on KZbin instead of listening and it is 1000x more entertaining! I don’t play, but I catch myself laughing and enjoying the Tom foolery. Cheers!

[@blakehunts6571]

Need an “absolutely” shirt STAT

[@Bzirk]

Donnie always going hippo mode 🤘

[@chasecollins7]

Lol was the zombie Klemmer😂😂

[@marshallmoorhouse9861]

The hippo kissing noise was a nice touch

[@HankMfHawk]

Absolutely one of my favorite things you guys do

[@GrantBMX81]

What an electric ending 🤣 and as always, Timm is the man! Mostly here for the “absolutely”’s

[@bradfordsoczyk3347]

Ive never played this shit but i cant stop watching. The graphics and cut scenes to animations are amazing

[@Flash007b]

That Ogre was Glenny Balls.

[@SchnoogansMcDuff]

Please for the love of god have more Barstool personalities on these in the future. These are fucking amazing. Special shout out to the graphics team. Helluva job.

[@TommyBahama10]

R.I.P Mode. 2023-2023

[@KJ-lz2gi]

Don't enjoy D&D personally but will always come and support the boyz.

[@DevonSheridan-s4i]

PFT sacrificing himself for Mode. ultimate team guy.

[@Hagabombs]

Damn that was exhilarating! Timm kills it per usual. And the gang sticks together (for the most part). Big Cat needs to hit a craps table with those rolls. Also, maybe let Hank live next time, he came through clutch in the end (even though he’s a Boston fan). - your friendly neighborhood Philly fan and AWL

[@gobirds8949]

My favorite part of this is no matter what they roll it always results in something positive

[@zachbullock8105]

Timm is just a genuine dude. Brings the electricity and tries to get the guys to enjoy the campaign without just letting them win. This is awesome!

[@kd0v]

😂 this could be a stand alone podcast … Tim is the man!

[@Dreamcar85supra]

I did not know what to think when I saw this but it has been one of my favorite episodes!

[@Swindle20]

please do more of these they are so fun to watch. thanks

[@vtpguitarist]

“Do you want to go into this room with a locked door?” “… uh… no.” Later: “Do you WANT TO GO CHECK OUT THE ROOM WITH THE LOCKED DOOR? Or, you know, the room with the locked door, perhaps? 🤔” “Uh…. No…”

[@CrimsonFury16]

Wonton Don what a great addition! He should be added to Pardon my Take permanently

[@davidparker1909]

please please please keep doing these i absolutely love these

[@mysteryduckman]

These are always so good. Timm is ABSOLUTELY the goat

[@andrewjennings471]

RIP mode. You’ll never be forgotten 💔